Sandra Lee - Lush Lagoon
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- Originally aired as part of the "Bring the Heat" episode (Episode SH1204H) on the Food Network, September, 20th, 2008.
Ingredients:
• 1 kiwi, peeled and sliced, 2 slices reserved
• 2 shots vodka
• 1 shot melon liqueur
• 1 part simple syrup
• Dash jalapeno-pepper juice
Directions:
In a small bowl crush kiwi using a muddler or a fork. In a cocktail shaker add ice, crushed kiwi, vodka, melon liqueur, a dash of simple syrup and a dash of jalapeno-pepper juice. Stir and strain into martini glass. Garnish with reserved kiwi slices.
She's using the russian units of measurement
Aka metric.
*Everywhere except fucking USA uses that.*
Hey, Elisa Castro, why not say _that_ subreddit?
MelonMCOfficial r/woooosh
Canyon Kennedy nice
Canyon Kennedy this isn’t reddit bud
“I’m gonna garnish with juuuuuust two kiwi slices”
*kiwi falls in*
BeAuTiFuL
😂😂😂
iS ThaT a MoTheRFuckIng GOrdOn rAmsAY ReFERenCe???
Needs more vodka to float
LOL
*JuUuUuUuUuUuUsSsStT* 😂😂
Possibly the funniest video on the internet. The 6 ounces of vodka, the splash of melon liqueur that's going to "make it strong", the kiwi garnish that immediately sinks to the bottom of the glass..."Beautiful!"...she's clearly drunk. Just absolutely classic.
Then she stirs in the shaker......
Okay good I counted 6oz as well 😂 that's funny shit. I think this is actually "2 shots" for her alcoholism lmao
You can‘t blame her for being drunk when she thinks that‘s 2 shots
The kiwi will soak up a bunch of the alcohol and become a nice little booze snack at the bottom of the glass 🍹
@Devin Garcia yeah theyd be praising her 😂
highlights:
"two shots of vodka" (1.5 cups)
"one shot of lemon liqueur" (2 shots)
"cute little squeeze bottle" (normal plastic bottle)
"just a little bit to give it a great kick" (as if the ocean of vodka and melon liqueur wasn't already enough)
"stir this up" (drink is in a shaker)
"beautiful" (kiwi slice has vanished entirely)
I think you've summed it up nicely there😆😆
😂 lmfao
Legend
"just a hint of the Juice from a jalapeno jar"
I was prepared for her to just flip the jar over
thought she was going to put some pickled cucumbers inside
“Just a hint”
here’s faint glugging in background
*WOO*
@@substituteaccount1915 in austria we call it "essig-gürckchen"
レイラ
K
hahahahahaha
‘One shot of melon liqueur’
‘Ooh! That’s gonna be strong.’
@@jonaslinder8390
I love how ecstatic she is while she's doing it, too. This level of enthusiasm over alcohol doesn't come overnight.
@@CopiousDoinksLLC love this comment lol
I love how melon liquor is strong but *2 shots of vodka* ain't
I love how one shot of liqueur wasn’t even half of the vodka she put in lol
after thinking about it I think she may have been commenting about both being in the drink as "strong" but maybe not.
I love how she rushes through this demonstration, visibly and audibly eager to drink her two lush lagoons. What a gem
The most underrated moment is how she describes the generic clear squirt bottle as "cute".
Pretty generic like you when she gave birth to you. Say sumthin bch. Thought so 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
That she obviously stole from the hole in the wall Mexican restaurant she goes during happy hour weekly
@@tylertyler82 You know she's there every Tuesday.
“Just a little juice from a jalapeño jar. For a nice little kick”
Right, *that’s* where the kick is coming from.
Liteliteliteley
😂⚰️🥲
😂😂😂
And totally not the two "shots" of vodka
@@pikachufan06 yeah that's the joke
"I'm just going to garnish this with a kiwi slice"
*Kiwi slice sinks to the bottom*
"Beautiful"
HairyGamer I died when it disappeared and she said beautiful 😂😂😂 where’s the sense..she must’ve started the cocktail early
HairyGamer LMFAOOOOOO THAT HAD ME DEAD
HairyGamer seems like she tasted a bit of that drink before she poured it up
A representation of my life honestly 😂😂
😂😂😂 dedddd
she's handling her divorce well..
Hey man, coping is coping, and let me tell you this woman is an *expert* at coping
This was what she needed every hour just to stand Cuomo.....
Fr lmfao
Cuomo is shitw
this comment made me laugh so hard :'D
00:51
she was reaching for the vodka bottle again
JAJAJA, No way!!!!
I'm trying out the timed comments beta and I have watched this video probably hundreds of times and I've never noticed her going back for the vod 🤣🤣 thank you for this
OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHAAH
It’s just muscle memory at this point for her. Geez 😂
She wanted to add "2 more shots" of vodka
I think she meant to say leave only two shots of vodka in the bottle
Samthan nailed it
this comment fucking left me dying
Samthan yep
Your comment had me on the floor gasping for air! 🤣
Thats exactly what she meant
The most passive agressive video of all time
what how? do u know what that means?
Kiara B
That’s pretty passive aggressive of you
I don’t think you understand the meaning of passive aggressive lol
Chaotic neutral
@@LoganStanifer ROFL!
When she said "2 shots of vodka" plus the sound of vodka pouring while she smiles is just Perfection 👌
And that little laugh at the end
funny thing is im pretty sure i was in a hotel room watching this with my dad when it first aired and he was like "thats not two shots of vodka ma'am" 😆
I fucking love this 😂
Producers - How many shots of vodka again?
Sandra Lee - Yes
💀
Saul Briones fr tho if you drink that you finna die
At this time your comment has 666 likes so it's a evil comment
😂 fucking dead
What we failed to see here is the key word is many...
The little laugh she does after pouring vodka like "y'all gonna die from this"
She knew she fucked up
HAHAHSLSJJSHSA
Rigut
Haha that is the best part in the whole video
That's the funniest part, the inhale 😂😂😂
My family loves Sandra Lee with a burning passion. I was raised watching these and joking about how goofy they can be, and every thanksgiving we put on playlists of her in the background for hours, and just goof off and poke fun at the recipes. This one's a personal favorite, and the one we usually put on first cx
Sounds like a decent family to me
Oddly Cute and Wholesome
If you grew up already loving this, then seeing this episode must have been like freaking Christmas
Is the tradition still going?
@@godsrealname "decent"? 😭😭
1:26 she almost couldn’t keep her laugh in, knowing good goddamn well she is gonna poison someone 😂
the sharp elated inhale here and at 0:35 is telling me this drink is for HER
This definitely her breakfast shake
She obviously had 2 shots of vodka before filming this show
😂😂😂😂😂😂
TaMe_Zoras rofl
2 Sandra shots, which translates to 4 shots for any sane person.
*20
Two shipping container sized shots of vodka...
Sandra: **uses a shaker**
Also Sandra: **stirs the drink**
no, this is patrick omg my sides
stirring isnt a bad idea for keeping water dilution low, but she definitely needed to stir a lot longer/faster
James is not happy.
Stirred.. in a shaker.
Uragaan Yeah, true, but it’s the fact she used a *shaker* to *stir* the drink
0:30 birth of a legend
“Ooh, this is gonna be strong!”
*YEAH NO SHIT LADY!*
Clearly not that strong seeing as it’s mixed with kiwis and juice and other weird shit
How she gonna say “2 shots of vodka” pour a gallon then say “1 shot of melon liquor” and actually pour 1 shot ... she going through something
It is funny how she got the melon liquor right, especially since I see people argue she was putting 4 shots of vodka in for 2 drinks, yet she got the right amount of liquor for one.
LMAO!!!!
I'm dead lol
@@nickrogers3624 So she can buzzed on the job.
@@nickrogers3624
I estimated 5 shots of vodka. It looks like more than 4 to me.
"Woo, it's gonna be strong"
Lady you have no idea.
DiddlieWinks I think she knew damn well
Oh she’s no novice. She has EVERY idea of how strong it’s going to be. You should watch her make other cocktails! 😂
I love how right when you think she's gonna stop pouring she just keeps going
Tried this recipe yesterday…
She wasn’t lying about that kick! Felt like a donkey attacked me with absolute loathing.
That's not just a shot.
That's a shotgun blast.
More like a RPG to the face
+Sam Rader u said it sister
Paddy's Shotgun, bro! You get blasted in the mouth!
More like fortnites sniper mechanic.
It's two Bolter shots to the face more likely
Love how she mentioned *"Shaker"* like 30 times, then *stirs the drink*
*nnice*
@@jero6853 brruh
If only there was a better way...
She liked it stirred, not shaken.
I only heard “Shaker” once, but I see your point
She prepares it in a shaker and then stirs it like there’s no tomorrow....God Bless and keep you girl 😍
A refreshing drink for 10 in the morning to get you through the day.
"I'm just gonna garnish this with the two kiwi slices I reserved......*plops and sinks to the bottom of the glass*.....beautiful".
I have been laughing cuz of ur comment for the past 5 minutes :D hahhahahaa
Lol
*laughing forever*
And me :D!!!!! so funny
TheStateofDreaming I thought the same thing XD she didn't think that shit was beautiful lol
"Beautiful"
she says while watching the kiwi slices drown
She couldn't even tell it was drowning with her drunk ass 😂😂
When you are drunk everything looks beautiful
I was your 420th upvote ... nice
Randy A
nice
They dropped dead instantly
“Two shots of vodka” *pours half of bottle”
“One shot of melon liqueur” *pours one shot* “ooh it’s gonna be strong”
*has shaker bottle* *stirs with spoon*
She was drunk during recording, cut her some slack
Hint of Jalapeno juice 😂😂😂 put one full tablespoon of jalapeno juice
Pours in half a bottle of vodka: *nothing*
Pours in a little melon liqueur: “it’s gonna be strong”
Pours in a tiny spoonful of jalapeño juice: “it’s gonna give it a kick”
two mid life crisis single mom shots of vodka
Nikola Mladenovic why isn’t this comment more noticed
Congradulations im gonna die of laughter
why isn’t this noticed?
😂😂
The amount that most white moms want some BBC action afterwards
I don't think she needed jalapeño juice to get that kick.
Haha
+Sofia Perez omg xD funyn af
Sofia Perez She's got the vodka to give her that running dynamic entry.
I have no idea what to change my name to hey that sounds like my name dinamix and dinamic
*wooOOo* its gonna be *strong*
“Beautiful” she says as the kiwi slice ‘garnish’ sinks to the bottom
I remember her when she was on food network and my grandpa would say man she has a drinking problem
1:02 "Just to give it a great kick" Yeah because those two -barrels- shots of vodka wasn't enough of a kick already.
grace calis lmfao
Know 1 Thats right just a tiny bit for that Mediterranean taste
XD this just made my day
Lmao ikr??? XD
Know 1 olivol, vodka and oñyo
"2 shots"
pours more than I drink in water every day.
+Niceguy3210 2 shots is not enough
RetroGuy3210 666 likes lol
Bro are you dead yet
I hope you learnt to drink more water after 6 years of kidney stones.
@@FingRTwins it’s fine, in heaven, no one needs to drink water
Imagine being the camera person then you hear her say "two shots of vodka" then all you see is her pour half the bottle
I love how at 0:52 she’s reaching for the vodka bottle again 😭
It's funny that she says "this is gonna be strong" after the liqueur and not after the "2 shots" of vodka. lol
You read my fucking mind!!! Glad I'm not the only one who thinks it 😂😂😂
"Whoo!" "That's gonna be strong!"
+Pygmy Marmoset SHE PUT IT IN THE FUCKING SHAKER AND DIDNT EVEN SHAKE IT
When I heard her say that I was like that's what she said
+Pygmy Marmoset Me: You don't say, huh?
+An FM Named Thomas he was copying what the lady said
*D I E S*
The best part is that she can barely contain her laughter during the whole video.
What's fascinating to me is that videos of miss lee posted on the food network channel get RAVING reviews. People actually followed her recipes which is highly iconic to me. I'm obsessed with this woman
the comments are better than the video. I'm literally crying.
Omg you should look up sandra lee kwanzaa cake video. I almost puked i laughed so hard from the comments!!!
Especially the kiwi slice ones 😂
Aha me too
Alexa Luisa 😂😂 YUP!
Same 🤣 the comments are actually killing me 😂
"Two oceans of vodka."
That made me cackle.
DEAD
sugarholic14 YAS
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT! XD
sugarholic14 two lagoons of vodka
So, I actually did some test pours with the different vodka bottles in my house. Alas, they're all a different brands than this one, because I have good taste.
Anyway, on average, I poured about 1.3 times more from the cheaper bottles I have, for a total of 97-195 mL per pour. Every pour was carefully timed based on the video. The angle was also matched to the best of my ability.
In total, Belvedere ended up with the least, as it has a thinner neck, and the second cheapest I have, Sobiesky, ended up at the highest volume per pour.
Remember, flow rate is determined by several factors, pressure, viscosity, diameter of the tube, etc. When a tube increases by 10% in radius, it increases roughly by 21% and therefore, if all other factors are constant, so does the flow rate. Sort of, fluid dynamics are a annoying to calculate.
A shot is most commonly defined as 4-5 cL, or 1.2-1.5 FL Oz in most parts of the world, so, technically, if her bottle has a really thin neck, this could, at the absolute minimum, be defined as 2 generous shots.
In conclusion she has at a minimum 97% of her 2 shots, or 1.94 shots, and at a maximum of 4.875 shots, or 243% of her goal.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Additionally, I have some 2cl shot glasses, as well, so make that 9.75 small shots.
Either way, she has, at the maximum, 7.8 units of alcohol, enough to get most people thuroughly shit faced for the evening.
Fun fact, based on my weight and sex, it's take a direct infusion of 27.2 units of alcohol to kill me.
Thanks!
You be like : this is why I have a PhD in fluid dynamics
Umm...
So 5 or 6 shots
Every time I watch the ''tiny bit of olive oil'' video, I come back to this video next. It's like a digital pilgrimage at this point!
“Beautiful green color...”
**pours out radioactive waste**
I dot tiiink itttt dat bäd
@@ShreddKrumb mne twoo
Yeah she lost me with the jalapeno juice. I was on board till she said jalapeno juice i was like BITCH WATDAFUCK?
@@anfi7447 me 也 ek voel нормално لا شيئ mis
Bruh this comment...I can't...
My favorite part is the subtle laugh after she pours the vodka. Filled with excitement. Aunt Sandy knew exactly what she was doing.
Ikr lol that's what gets me the most too tbh rofl
How dare you post such horrific drivel.
@@thegodthatfailed3360 who let george washington use a phone lmao
Everyone always talks about this one but I implore everyone to check out her Mango Lassi recipe for the most vodka I've ever seen a human pour into a drink
She’s a legend.
0:35 do you hear that excitement right after she poured the vodka in?
Kiwi plays
Yeah ROFL
She knew she fucked up
_wheeze_
Twice😂😂😂😂😂
She knew
“then 1 shot of melon liquor”
*actually pours 1 shot*
“oh its gonna be strong!”
the galloon of vodka she just poured:
“am I a joke to you?”
That was definitely a little more than 1 shot of melon liquor. It looked more like almost 2 shots
more like 2 shots.
A gallon? That's golden comment right there😂
galloon
I'm betting she expected to have a filter cap on, most mixing alcohols have a little plastic cap to help regulate pouring.
Fun fact, those cheap plastic flow caps are calibrated to be roughly the same as a bartending cap (those metal spout things) So tilting the bottle and counting like a bartender works with those bottles.
Love how she puts it in a shake and then stirs it with a spoon.
gorgeous little lush ✨lagoon✨
2 cups of vodka
Yea lol
she was making 2 servings so 4 shots
Paul Seitz still 4 shots would equal 1/4 a cup
+Paul Seitz shut uuuuuup
LMAOOO XDD
I wonder if the producers and camera people laughed at this back then like we do today
They were all drunk too
Excellent response
They all had “two shots of vodka”
I had a classmate whose parents used to work on set with Sandra Lee. Apparently she was awful, and was super rude too.
@@mchen4733 doesn't surprise me honestly. Prolly drunk and unhappy hahaaa
That 2 shots of vodka gets me every time 🤣
I love how she’s very careful pouring in the melon liqueur but not the vodka.
2 gallons of vodka
clash with abraham stop copying peoples comments
more then 2 my bro
clash with abraham bruh Im fucking dead
clash with abraham the "fuck me up, Russian style" vodka
I feel like the "HInt of jalapeno" the she puts a spoonful deserves alot more attention
Kiwi: Falls to the bottom, can't see it
Sandra: Beautiful
The kiwi:🥝⬇️⬇️⬇️🥛
Sandra:✨Beautiful✨😩😩😌😌✨
I was the 690th like
Normally she has the drink finished before it hits the bottom
Nah it melted cause the thing looks like acid at this point
You clearly do not understand art. It's beautiful because it is there...
Idk why but when she said, “Fork the kiwi “, I lost it 😂😂
0:52 You can see her going for the vodka again
The camera adds 10 shots
Omg. You need an award for this.
you legend
How many cameras are her ;)
Christ mate I'm dying
Lmao I can't
I also like how she just drops a whole slice of kiwi into the drink and it sinks, and she’s like “beautiful”.
Bitch shut up you know you stole this comment
E. Norma Stitz you have a problem
E. Norma Stitz cool, did I ask?
E. Norma Stitz Toxicc 😳
get some originality please
I just discovered this video, and that laugh of hers after the "two shots" she poured is GOLDEN! lol so funny
"It's going to be strong."
Yep.
I'm gonna garnish this with just two kiwi slices
*plops them in, they sink to the bottom and were never seen again*
lmao
"beautiful!"
lmao i thought the same thing haha i was still staring waiting for it to float back to the top haha
Lol
IHaveNoIdeaWhyGoogleLetsYourNameBeThisLongWaitItGetsLongerSeriouslyWhyAreYouStillReadingThis XDD
2 days of not showing up to work
lol
LMFAO!! I'm dying
Lmfaooo
Rick Grimes *TWD*
Rick Grimes You had me laughing XD
I actually made this (but with actually 2 shots of vodka) and it was delicious, great kiwi taste and very fresh, would recommend!!
Someone on TikTok calculated the amount of vodka she poured and it was about 5.73 shots. 😮
*puts it in a shaker*
"Let's stir it up."
Me: "THEN WHATS THE POINT OF THE SHAKER?!?!?!"
To hold the two shots of vodka
I Litteraly asked that same question
She’s making it for James Bond.
Yes
To show the TV I got the shaker 😂
The video cuts at the end because she promptly passed out after drinking it
+B morgart that was a joke
+Connor Hein lmao that comment got removed
Edp's Bed is a Broncos fan LMAO XD
“Make sure to add a bit more”
That sentence gives off the “2 shots vodka” vibe 😂
Wounderful sharing, Thank you so much.
You know, I just tried this recipe, and it ain't half bad. Best of all, the buzz is not that strong. I think I mite try this at teh next pArty i hav. its a rea;ly prett y drikn adn besst of alll it ttasttes graet .. hopee yall hav ea nicve nihgyt
+Jon Watts I nearly died laughing tonight from your comment. Thank you sir *tips his hat*
That is the funniest comment ever😂
OMG 😂😂😂😂
+Jon Watts Thank you so much for this hilarious comment
+LaucenChevaleir tips fedora
That drink is what they call a "knockout"
so this is what the queen was drinking in deltarune
*Into my shaker*
But she stir...
*Visible Confusion*
There wasnt enough room left to shake
no she mix
paundra0217 lol you are the sad face when my crappy computer crashes ! Nice to meet you in person
now **two** shots of vodka: glugluglugluglug
**One shot** of melon “lIkOoR”: *blub blub*
*woo* it’s gonna be strong
**falls down stairs**
🤣
I’m laughing Way to much of this comment
LMFAOO
Fine ASMR content right here
OooowOOO
“Now its taste time”
*sips
*falls on the floor
The Family Guy fall at that 😂🤣
I’m a bartender. I’m good with eyeballing. She did do about 2 shots of vodka (maybe a tiny bit more, like .5 oz) and 1 shot melon liquor. (Same thing.) She just made enough for two drinks. So that’s 4 oz total of vodka and 2 ounce total of the liquor
Gotta love how she knows exactly what she's doing when she uses the melon liquor, but with the vodka she suddenly turns russian like "here you go two shots of vodka" 😂👌
omg yes 😂
The way she says liquor tho. And yess
+Kylie Jane its a liqueur that's just what it's called, it's for mixing alcoholic beverages, like bailys Irish cream that is a liqueur
+Kylie Jane that means it's a mixed drink
Trichome Terror 🤢🤮🤢 even just the sound of Baileys. Back in high school I got ahold of some Baileys Carmel Creme Burnt Asshair Apple Delight or some shit. Didn’t know about the whole “mixing” game being from a hole in the wall in Texas where the most exciting that happens in town is the ONE traffic light turns green. Went bottoms up on a half bottle after downing a 1/5 of Jack Daniels on a dare. Well that JD was a waste. The Army should use that shit for Ipecac. Probably be cheaper and works better.
(Now I just drink Dr Pepper and blow trees 🔥🌲💨like a asthmatic 😂)
I am very unsatisfied with the lack of shaking in the shaker.
Umm maybe because she didn’t shake but she stirred it?
@@MetalizedButt
Yeah but the question is why did she use the shaker then and not any other recipient ?
MetalizedButt why the fuck would you use a shaker then?
@@ruirui7794 I mean why not it's just their names
Simming simmer -_-
The best part is that you can hear a little bit of excitement in her voice after pouring what was definitely more than 2 shots of vodka.
0:18 that face she makes when says "my shaker" .... lol
To be fair, given that she was making two drinks and not one she would have to double the amounts. She probably had the script recipe for one and not two.
😉
"Just two shots of vodka" *pours half the fucking bottle.*
Two thicc of vodka
Phillip Lam gotta keep the 2015 meme alive am i rite
@@dxstra unfunny
**IncomingOpinion *** cool, don't care
My dicc is thicc
mr boombastic lyrics video
"Add 2 shots of Vodka"
*Pores the enter freaking bottle*
The little laugh right after pouring the vodka says it all
You forgot to add anti depressants
She added them though 😂
🤣🤣🤣so true
She already did
Oh my god lmao.
I'm sorry, I don't think you saw the *TWO SHOTS OF VODKA*
I measured. It was actually five shots.
LMAO we did too. We estimated between 5-6 shots
5,000*
2 russian shots
Nah. It looks like its a lot but there's like 3-4 shots
How tf did you guys “guess-timate”
"That's gonna be strong!"
Strong is a bit of an understatement
Me: "Im gonna have to stop, im starting to get drunk already"
Friend: "Just two more shots"
Also Friend:
Two shots of vodka...
*blurpblrpblrplplplplplpplplpllplppppp*
😂😂😂😂😂
_Lyrics_
I'm DEAD 😂😂😂
Underrated
Virtual Basher 😂😂👏🏻