PKA 702: The First Felon President, Human Zoos Were Real, George Washington Carver Exposed
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - No guests this week!
0:00:45 - Woody’s experience of getting a colonoscopy and getting high in the process
0:08:08 - PKA reacts to Donald Trump’s 34 felony convictions in New York
0:13:45 - Trump’s apprentice shenanigans & the rise of AI tomfoolery/internet scams
0:20:14 - Politics talk: Trump’s sentencing, polls & America’s incredibly divided voter base
0:24:00 - PKA investigates which countries are the most obese around the world!
0:27:38 - Israel-Palestine talk & why the US’ 1945 attack on Japan was completely justified
0:40:50 - The true story of the Library of Alexandria, Aztec pyramids & historical hoaxes
0:46:51 - Crazy casino surcharges & why Taylor wants to visit Mongolia and Japan
0:50:57 - Getting lost in Mexico and Woody’s fancy milk & post-PKA pretzels
1:02:30 - Why the world is a giant game of Monopoly & recycling is BS conspiracy
1:07:08 - Kyle calls BS on microplastic in male genitalia & declining birth rates
1:13:29 - Elton John or Ian McKellen: Who is PKA’s favorite LGBT celebrity?
1:19:42 - TV show talk: Amazon’s Fallout, The Boys & Zombie apocalypse’ shows/movies
1:26:41 - Rare Roman pigeons, human-adjacent hominids & more extinct species
1:30:26 - Why swimming the English Channel is more impressive than climbing Everest
1:34:37 - Tiny Roman elephants, Tasmanian tigers & the people zoos of the 20th Century
1:40:19 - Why prisons are incredibly hygienic & PKA”s favorite brands of colognes
1:46:32 - TV show talk: It’s Always Sunny, The Simpsons & King of The Hill’s revival true
1:58:41 - The rise of AI adult content creators & PKA”s ‘Tinder Swindler’
2:03:38 - Nuclear vs tidal vs wind farms: Which source of energy is the best?
2:11:50 - Is Nikki Haley secretly Cher’s long lost twin? People are saying so!
2:15:16 - Ad reads: Lock and Load & Blue
2:21:34 - Olive oil vs beef tallow - the secret key ingredient to godlike McDonalds
2:24:05 - Taylor’s tussle with a chimpanzee & the time Woody ran away from home
2:29:30 - Kyle and Woody’s experiences of living in backyard tents in their teens
2:31:49 - Catastrophic solar flares & PKA’s underwhelming aurora borealis stories
2:34:36 - Movie talk: Civil War SUCKED, Furiosa, Deadpool and good vs bad trailers
2:41:02 - Taylor’s and Woody’s childhood stories of losing their moms & hiding in Macy’s
2:48:43 - What major life experiences do the guys wish they had the chance to do?
2:53:16 - Gaming talk: Skyrim ice worlds, Minecraft & the tragic downfall of Tarkov
2:59:49 - Bad grades, sports teams & more: PKA’s biggest teenage regrets
3:08:53 - Marjorie Taylor Greene, congressional cat fights & Chris Christie’s corruption
3:16:33 - Michael Jordan, LeBron James or Shaq: Who’s the richest baller of all time?
3:19:56 - MMA talk: Dustin Poirer, McGregor vs Chandler, cleavage KOs and more
3:27:18 - PKA’s explicit ‘Subreddit of the Week’& does brain size equal brain power?
3:34:45 - Futile female inventors & the farcical history of George Washington Carver
3:46:48 - PKA talks Ukraine: International aid, African mercenaries & more
3:54:32 - What would it take for Taylor to enlist in the Israel-Palestine conflict?
4:00:37 - Kyle’s favorite police freakout and high speed chase videos of the week
4:05:36 - The guys call it a show
300 days until the feds seize woody’s computer
why?
You mean Kyle
Name a single Minecraft server owner who isn't a Pedro.
@@unlisted9494 woody plays Minecraft?
🤞🏽
You can tell Woody gets rock hard talking about Trump’s trial
Barely 10 minutes in and we already got full libtard Woody.
And we all appreciate him for that....
Edging under his desk
Nice pic.
@@XboxLiveIsDead based
Kyle wears cologne everyday but also wears the same jacket everyday
"I know what war is" - Man who is scared of leaving Georgia
I wonder what the percentage of Americans who have left the USA is, or even have passports is; i bet it's low compared to other countries.
@@paddington1670you are Canadian.
Be quiet maple boy
@@paddington1670what reason would most Americans have for leaving the country? Barely got time to see all of our own.
@@4rtieI’ve seen our whole country there’s like nothing worth seeing in the middle of
@@paddington1670 That's really not surprising if you think about it logically. Europeans in particular go to different countries all the time because they're tiny and close together. We only have 2 neighboring countries and they're still far away and expensive to travel to for most Americans.
I’m sure this will be a very educated and polite episode
Watch europa the last battle
So true! @@TheosLogos
hulk hogan? that you?
It’s too bad the boys are going down this road
@@TheosLogos they lost 😢
woody not farting in front of his wife is so on brand.
She’s gonna leave you if you keep letting yourself go like that bro
@@CodenameOliver101 Or even worse, will start doing it too...
My guess is his farts don’t make any sound. I’m sure you can guess why.
@@wadeharris4700 I can't. What does he have a big... oh...
Woody on a strong “seen worse on motherless” streak rn
Mr bisexual teens himself
Sheeeeesh
I’m on a soft “seen better on motherless” streak…
😊@@reecemartin2794
At least he's not catching strays...
Kyle: "Who is saying seed oils are bad?"
Joe Rogan every podcast for the last 6 1/2 years:
Woody took Jackie to pound town as soon as he heard the news
No Jackie took Woody to pound town
Other way around, kind sir.
They are swingers so I’m sure both parties were thoroughly taken to pound town
the open relationship is around the corner after the elections
@@clydefrog203you’re probably right
Had a friend that was diagnosed with stage 3 cancer at age 30 after thinking he just had hemorrhoids. A relative caught it early stage at 43 when he asked for the colonoscopy to done early, the doctor recommended 45.
The downside is colon cancer, it is not worth putting off. Get it checked out as soon as you can.
Having seen people die relatively quickly after diagnosis, it is a rough way to go.
Kyle turns the sink on when he pees? That's hilarious
I can't wait to listen to Woody for the next half a year.
15:55 Woody cutting his fingernails into the mic is wild
Missed that lol!
He does it literally every show. So annoying.
Where tf is the new episode woody. Its 1030 am in texas.
Video game adaptation of Black Ops 2 with IRL woods and mason actors in 2025 would be a top tier Amazon series
They all laugh at Taylor’s story of hiding in the clothes rack at Macys like he’s never told it before. Meanwhile we’ve heard it ten times and each time they were present
I was expecting Rekieta to be mentioned at least in passing.
Who?
Not worth the effort. Pathetic human
@@brianquint6126That one lawyer guy who got arrested week? Think he was involved with Masterson and the lolsuit?
He was swinging and had lots of blow. Pka approved conduct.
@@areichental I do find it funny people mentioned him going 80 in a 60 as if that was the same as street racing lol
In regards to the NYC trial. Why isn't every single real estate owner also being charged? They literally ALL and I mean all lie about their property. If you don't believe it just go lookup Louis Rossman pre covid. He'd go to locations claiming to be 2500 sq ft actually size 850 sq ft. He essentially got convicted for jaywalking because everybody does it.
Because they aren't running for president
Perhaps presidential candidates should be held to a higher standard. Shocking.
@@Sylvestrorit's very obvious you have never owned any property
@@autoentropy well clearly then it shouldn’t be allowed, shocker!
well its not lying about the property and trump did of course nothing illegal
Honestly they should make dale have to use a voice box from smoking forever and that would solve the voice actor issue
I look forward to seeing your comment on every video. It reminds me of the fact I can't have less than a 16in barrel in this state and I get sad
I saw a comment on an update video that was better than just a electronic box... dale gets bad plastic surgery and human voice box transplant to keep hiding from the man... that's a total dale move... and they can get someone else to voice him.
@@Desecrator6 Too complicated for Dale to pull off. It's absolutely something he would plan but not actually do
@@RealismAndHonor mine is 14.5 but it's pinned & welded to 16. You should be able to do that too no matter what state you're in
I’m sure woodys takes, given the title, will be well informed and rational as always
Big boys do what they want
I saw the little characters in cages and frankly I thought “that’s looks not so bad”
Kyle is gonna snap on woody any day now
Can see this too 😂
I just started, why?
I’m so here for it
@@scottyreinsvold269 because everything Kyle says is met with a condescending "how dumb are you" tone.
@@bigorangevolsack7763not as bad as Taylor’s condescending tone when he doesn’t even know what he is talking about
Woody is like if cnn was a person
Absolutely.
MSNBC is why worse than CNN.
And r/politics
Wow so original, you definitely aren’t just repeating things like a parrot
@@MrLeary73 like that sentence you typed has never been typed before? Help me understand how to be original and cool.
Tried to load this up on my work WIFI and it said the video was blocked by my system admins. lol.
Hahaha UA-cam is blocked at work hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Adam Lanza?
Crazy
They’re on to you
VPN bro
Farq I look forward to Woody's tears when Trump gets re-elected and I'm not even American.
The powers that be simply won't allow it even if he wins, and Woody will buy whatever excuse they feed him as to why it's the correct thing to do.
I would like to see Trump win but how could he after the charges?
2:49:00 Kyle's face as he thinks about having no ambitions in life 🤣
DKA Boys think Trumps people still watch Fox News.
Tucker Carlson is the only reason my family and I watched Fox lol. Once he left so did we 😂
Indoor jacket for president
Watch europa the last battle
cant blame him...he said him and his GF keep it 63* in there. 70 is frigid to me inside
1:10 Woody getting his feelings hurt right out the gate 😂
Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!
Thanks mate!
UNHAND ME, WHAT IS THE CHARGE?!
kyles head his getting bigger than taylor’s
Realizing woody is turning into biden faster than biden
We live in the plasticene era. There is no going back now
Had to put one of my dogs down this week. This episode made me laugh a lot, thanks guys.
Uhh wheres my episode
Oh boy a new PKA! I'm sure this will be a very well informed polite conversation, wit absolutely no bias or misinterpretation
Edit: And i'm sure Kyle wont bring up Femboys at all
You know you don’t have to be here right
Dude acts like throwing on a new PKA is equivalent to a full time job.
This comment section is always hating the hosts. I say long live the PKA hosts and long live PKA!!
There’s a reason guests mention how horrible the fans of the show are in general . For some reason it attracts cry babies that can’t stop watching .
@CodenameOliver101 I think every single cry baby still wants this show to come out weekly. It would be awesome if the comment section reflected the love for the show and hosts that the audience actually has.
Gross
Nice tag at the end Woody, way to get the last word in XD
He's obsessed with Trump. Dude's in his 40s and acts like a schoolgirl over Trump. He just can't get enough
Taylor’s looking like a slim Boogie.
There was paraglider crash this morning( Saturday, 6/1/24) in Cleveland, South Carolina. I wonder if Woody knows the person?
Only in America can someone as wealthy as woody be so ignorant.
Lol nice satire my fellow jiźzlord
Only on UA-cam can people be so offended by a difference of opinion
@@CodenameOliver101 It sticks in our craw because he forms his opinions based on falsehoods and repeatedly will bring up a topic for discussion, and "lay it out" TOTALLY wrong, every time.
@@CodenameOliver101 Only in America can you still somewhat be without getting arrested. Get real
only in america? cmon now
14 years of NONTENT politics talk
Cope
14 years u couldve stopped watching
@@p1xelshooter287 14 years they could have got better. And yet here we all are.
@@zephirol4638 most people who watch or listen don’t seem to mind. Why else would you come back to watch someone’s content if it isn’t generally the same thing you enjoy seeing/hearing
@@p1xelshooter287 We all mind, thats why Woodward is mocked and ridiculed so much. You haven't been around very long have you?
We come for the drama and the mockery. We stay for Taylors Comedy, and we contemplate sudoku because of woodward. It's been the RSK way since day 1.
Wait so NOW woody believes nukes are inherently worse that fire bombing raids. A year ago he was arguing that theyre just large bombs.
Newsflash, opinions can change over time lol
@@scottedwards3403especially when someone as bright as woody looks up to someone as bright as Bill Maher
@@WowDoodWuuut look I’m not saying woody is smart, cut me a break 🤣🤣
Yeah hes definitely wrong on this one while a nuke is a big blast its a calculable thing, fire is terrifying especiallyback then japan where it all just went up in flames @@scottedwards3403
@@scottedwards3403 okay we can agree that opinions change as long as we acknowledge Woody doesn't do it because he's smart.
Unless you actually need it, with that said, lock and load is STILL OUT OF STOCK
everytime woody talks about politics i swear my iq is dropping by the minute
Get ready, he's going to be super annoying, aggresive, argumentative, and very 20 IQ the closer we get to the election
That's how I feel anytime Kyle talks about... well anything
Funny to see Multi millionaires saying the price of milk is scary, at my house we are making lasagne and making it last 3 days and im substituting dinner for baby formula
Over 6 months of not making my monthly bills due to the increase in food costs, as well as having to use a gas guzzling loaner car. So yeah, not All on the food, but we have cut all bills to the essentials and aren't able to get everything paid every month.
If you have the space you could try growing your own food, and keeping chickens for the eggs. That's always been my goal when I move out of the city and become self sufficient. The chickens part is expensive but the growing food part could be doable for the average person..
Until the government says you can't own chickens... oh wait
Seems like you failed as a man. Get off UA-cam and go do something about it.
@@Desecrator6 government, or HoA? am not doubting there are areas the government says it, but in all the cases I have seen, its been HoA or neighborhood bull that forces people to not have chickens. Either way, its not a place to live.
Appreciate the episode boys. Even though you had no guests...I actually laughed out loud and enjoyed this episode a lot more than usual.
Kyle is honestly one of the worst people ive ever heard speak. I genuinely believe he just wants everyone to suffer as much as possible to make him feel better about his life.
People will suffer regardless of what he thinks
Yeah I felt that when he introduced everybody to the dark world of bug chasing. Guy is a menace
Why are you still listening then? Just pick another podcast man
Misery loves company.
A guy seeking out the worst torture, and wanting to see it happen to people, and also flirting with being trans means something happened to him in prison. "Hurt people hurt people".
"we just want you to stop talkin'."
That's all I want for Christmas.
RSK for president
Who will be the candidate under the rsk party?
Right jew, left jew, blue jew red jew, when will people get a clue?
@@chrismeister2554larry lawton he’s more commentant than biden
ah yes the guy who wanted to jail "climate deniers" and not the best presiden in modern history getting targeted by commis
@@yourwrongloserhahathe irony in your comment. Are you losing your brain to? COMPETENT
Woody not knowing how much milk costs shows how disconnected he is from the public
The left is too busy advocating for Palestinians to care about actual Americans
What do you expect from a Democrat
To be fair, he has NEVER done the shopping. It has always been his wife. They have total separation of duties. Why would he know?
@@jamesr169found the lib
I go shopping every other week and I think it’s like 4-5 dollars? Idk either tbh, and I work in fast food.
just so we are on the same page woody straight up watched the 90s show when it came out and talked about on pka and has forgotten
The scam things are some of the weirdest to me because I’m not even that smart but if some random person called me like “you’re brothers in jail we need to bail him out” the very first thing Im doing is calling said jail to confirm they actually have my brother. Like it literally takes FIVE minutes to do so..
You can also try calling your brother
@@OriginalchiliI suppose they did clarify that they’re not smart so we can let them off with that one.
The trailer for the movie Longlegs does a great job of giving you the overall feel of the movie, but not spoiling the plot
over - under on woody getting pegged failry regularly?
Haven’t watched in a year I missed u guys ! I had a car ride u guys made my trip
When Woody states colonosopys have no studies showing they prevent colon cancer.... yeah bro know I know why you cant understand logic and inferences, and will use loosly defined words to make his argument.
In his defense, there is tons of articles that say the blood test is way better so I’m sure it does look useless on paper
"So I cherry pick my studies" he mentioned his bias.
Main advantage to physical colonoscopy is polyp removal.
@@scottedwards3403Generally first they will do a blood test and then do a colonoscopy. I had bleeding so they did this, turns out I had ulcerative colitis. There are tumor markers in blood tests, sometimes they might just recommend one just to be sure even if there is no elevation in tumor markers especially if you have stool with blood.
It was a joke. He was joking looking for a reason to avoid a colonoscopy. Woody stated nothing, it was a joke
Take a break from worrying about woody and learn how to form a proper sentence. You refer to him as “you” like you’re talking to him then you wrote “his” .
Im starting to think that this country is being more divided by politics than just enjoying mindless banter of a funny podcast.. some of these comments are getting hard line political, you should know better that this is for comedy, not pushing a side in politics.
absolutely love the episodes recently!
"I don't know what that means so I don't think it's an issue" -Kyle
Voting for Trump as a protest against Woody
DKA boys starting off strong.
Pain Killer Alzheimer’s, retelling every story 6 times
Kyles spot on with cival war. It was more of a journalist movie rather then a war movie
Where is today's pka
Probably took Woody's computer....
rumor around the block is that Lefty is making a surprise appearance in next weeks show
Daniel mcbride is a professional golfer that has a non profit teaching poor kids how to play golf in rhode island
Woody has TDS… FJB
1:15 starting off great 😂
1:08 finally someone said it outloud
They got a video of Kyle doing something bad
5:46 first political debate in the history of the show where everyone agrees
Kyle not understanding how bell curves work 😂
Show me the Man and ill show you the Crime. ... after 10 years this is what they get him on ? Embarrassing.
Kyle: "Like-like, like, like-like-like-like-like, like, like-like, like-like-like-like-like-like, like-like, like, like-like-like-like-like-like, like-like-like-like, like, like, like, like-like, like-like-like-like-like-like, like-like, like, like-like-like-like-like-like, like"
lol right! but I like the show enough to tolerate it.
Kyle blaming women for interpreting data wrong right after not understand how a bell curve works is so classic
Yes I was in Einstein Montefiore hospital in the Bronx this was my 2 nd one in the last 6 years first time 1 polyp removed this time 2 polyps removed ugh
When is Josh Moon of the Kiwifarms scheduled to be on?
In colonoscopies propofol is pretty common.
3:03:08 - 3:03:15 There it is, there is Woody being funnier than any working comedian doing it, by just being him.
How was that funny tho
@@Xavieus How? It's a man in his 50's thinking about how he could have, but probably not, have been cooler in high school. How is that not funny?
39 More Episodes till Kyle transitions!
Woody actually belives the apprentice tape exists lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sad cultists like yourselves are starting to realize diaper don never actually loved you like you wish your parents had.
Woody is my favorite character
I wish he was real
You must be a fan of mispronunciation and woody discovering things everyone has known since 3rd grade
I will available this coming Thursday before my show with Gavin
Woody is PKAs Howie Mandel this week
2:26:30 Now there's a woody soundbite!
We need pka twice a week
You have that, it's called PKN. Every episode is on spotify, binge away King.
Just the boys are the best episodes
Kyle is spitting facts about oil and recycling
Paying someone off to keep quiet is not illegal
Probably dumb question, but what do they film their podcasts on to get the video and stuff?
My first one I was not under the first one just sedated mildly watched it on the monitor lol yes the gas build up after the procedure is very uncomfortable and pressure from the gas in you is insane
The newest season of always sunny BLOWS
On the path towards Idiocracy
w e w a n t t h e t w e a k e r !
since noone else is asking , when is Tucker coming on the show again ?
Tucker has said he’s not interested sry to burst bubble also miss him
3:34:00
The chart actually shows pre pubescent boys vs similarly aged girls(they hit puberty first btw)
The follow up study to the same sample group after puberty trounced the girls so
Maybe the salted peanuts was more like a patent technicality? Like, maybe he figured out a better way of doing, that sort of thing as opposed to actually being the very first person to sprinkle salt on a peanut?