Well not really straight now is it? Edit: My brothers, I would like to forward a thesis on why I view this to be gay. Homosexuality is based on sex. Look at the etymology of the word. The gender may differ but the girlfriend still is a possessor of the qualities of the male sex i.e the penis. Thus since they are of the same (Homo) sex (biological bits) I conclude that this is very gay, my brothers. Thank you for attending my symposium.
@@saradanhoff6539 yeah. It's really just a thing women compare. Men like any tiddy. Women can make small packages work, but it's obvious what's preferred.
Dakooters I just wanna let you know me and my brother bond over your vids so much. Randomly one of us will just say OOPS and we know that we are talking about the one and only dakooters. We haven’t really been close till recently and ur videos helped a lot. Ur so funny and I love your vids!
yaj ke | Funny story, i had no idea what discord was when I picked this pfp. But the random comments of being a YUI discord bot keeps me from changing it
Theory: Dakooters is a girl but claims to be a guy doing voice acting so they can get away with all of these vids without consequences I CAN'T PROVE I'M RIGHT... But you can't prove I'm wrong...
Aitipse Arthur Nice opinion. Just one, tiny problem with it: Inspecting your comment, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something: I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct, and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one.
Hey Dakooters I appreciate these videos. Me and my boyfriend bump up on each other with your playlist in the background and it really keeps the atmosphere chubbed. Thanks for the content you make because it does more work than my cialis pills.
"but she said it was a mouthful"
damn straight it is
Well not really straight now is it?
Edit: My brothers, I would like to forward a thesis on why I view this to be gay. Homosexuality is based on sex. Look at the etymology of the word. The gender may differ but the girlfriend still is a possessor of the qualities of the male sex i.e the penis. Thus since they are of the same (Homo) sex (biological bits) I conclude that this is very gay, my brothers. Thank you for attending my symposium.
@@d.n5287 Actually it is because she is taking the mouthful
how is it gay when a woman is taking a man? that's the definition of straight?
@@SmoreBender if ur girl has got a dick, she ain't ur girl, and u ain't straight either
@@d.n5287 If the person who made the post is a guy then its straight.
“It isn’t the princess that is little. It is the piddles that are little.” Truer words have never been spoken.
Idk what that means but it's funny as hell
@@TheBluePhoenix008 The shaft is not little, the balls are
@@dirichlettt my balls are huuuge. Or many just the shaft is small idk
-socrates
*_piddles_*
What are fuck are piddles??
This is exactly what i imagine someone would ask on Reddit
The worst part is that this is exactly what someone asked on Reddit.
@@igneousorgan6435 The best part is that this is exactly what someone asked on Reddit.
That's why I love Reddit.
Thats assuming the average Redditor can get a girlfriend
Are there straight people on Reddit?
Him : princess little piddles
Her : *queen big choke*
*Dutches Long Schlong*
*princess thiccness ix*
😉
Grand Canyon Hole
@@Pearg0ld It's Duchess, you fucking clown.
“princess *big and long* piddles”
she said that was a *mouthful*
"Isn't that a good thing?"
Yeah that was a joke, no need to point it out
🤔
I like your pfp. But is also so curses idek man
@@Prushka did anyone ask for your input? That's the point of the comments people can say what they want
Oh, I'm glad you were able to compro--
W H A T
Ikr
that's exactly the good reaction xD
EMERGENCY MEETING
Ikr, what da furipu did I just hear????
So let talk about how a bick can fit in another bick ( if it's not erect )
Alot of these sound like personal experiences Dakooters..
A lot of effort was put into this comment
A lot of blood and tears were shed on that day
A lot of cum was drinked that day
A wha-
The real mindfuck is when you realize most people tell the truth most of the time and most copypastas are true stories.
Dakooters is like the Avatar, whenever we need her the most she disappears
Im GRANT OBST honestly I think that makes it even funnier. Thank you for sharing
@@ConairHockey she's a woman
@@cristicreme9394 he
@@vlad5600 ??? she's mtf ??
@@rockshawen so he hired someone as a voice actor?
I saw the title, thinking "Awh, it's gonna be another cute video?". Then, I saw it was by dakooters. My brain, "even better"
Her: Aww, princess little piddles
Me: Aww, itty bitty mctitty
For some reason, even though having a flat chest sucks, I'm pretty sure it's far less humiliating than if I had a tiny dick. Thankfully mine is huge.
@@saradanhoff6539 picture or small pp
@@saradanhoff6539 had me in the first half ngl
Flat girls are all esteemed members of the exclusive and elite Itty-Bitty-Titty-Committee. Their influence runs far and deep.
@@saradanhoff6539 yeah. It's really just a thing women compare. Men like any tiddy. Women can make small packages work, but it's obvious what's preferred.
Expectations:
ITS SO BIG!!!!
Reality:
*"Princess little piddles!"*
Expectations:
Princess Little-Piddles
Reality:
_Princess Little-Piddles_
I expect nothing and am still disappointed
True story bro
Honestly i dont even expect that tbh
@@mitaskeledzija6269 wait did this really happen?
Chunchunmaru
Hey, my wife's boyfriend does that to me all the time!
OOOF
Y-you... You okay buddy? Wanna talk about it?
Wait a minute
king long shlong
.
"I'm not gon lie, they had us in the 1st half"
First 90%
Nah, ive spoted It at "my girlfriend"
Damn I comment that and find this two seconds later
:)
Thx For The Likes Everyone!
"A true story i think" thanks dakooters for that validation.
@- ̗̀ꕤ Corrin ൃ❪Le Pяıηcєss❫ ೄྀ࿐ little piddles
a true story i think true gamer words have spoken
your voice reminds me of the english dub of Sayaka miki from madoka
I'm afraid it was acctually 'fake and gay' (a phrase i regret accepting into my internet dictionary)
I wish UA-cam would stop recommending me random trash
And show me more master pieces like this
Good sir. I just want to warn you that if i hadn't click 'read more' i would have had no idea that you still had kneecap privileges.
Good sir, I just want you to inform you that I was about to knock your door with a gun , until I click on read more
Had us in the first half ngl
@@thewall4069 Good sir, you did not say good sir.......
*wait that's illegal*
Good sir
loin steak takes a LOT of patience to make it taste good, and often you'll screw it up, but trust me it's worth it when you get it right.
My friend calls his “The 2 Inch Power Tower”
MY pee pee is 3 inches uwu
@@mardukgilgamesh1500 mine is 4 OwO
@@thisissoicanfindmylol6927 3.5 umu
free nice VuV
@@thisissoicanfindmylol6927 :o
You sound a lot like my math teacher and it slightly worries me.
Extend webasign due date pls
I've had many bad times on webassign.
blackcatredscarf
i still have many bad times with webassign. calc life 😔😔😔
Ah, yes. WebAssign: It's like Khan Academy, except objectively worse and really expensive.
mathxlforschool is essentially the same thing and is just as bad.
Let me tell you about MyMathLab...
There is so much emotion packed into this. I feel sorry for this redditor, but I'm glad they made a compromise.
dakooters:
She's like Nyanners, but she actually uploads.
3 months a g o
Comment aged poorly
@@Simon-xi7lb I See you but I also thought that I was shadowbanned for a bit.
@@2Eliishere at this point with how buggy this site is, the comments mightn't have even posted, lmao...
This aged poorly
Bruh I was takin drink near the end. You almost killed me I'll have you know.
The guy in you profile pic seems like a pretty cool dude.
@@crustycrustacean5267 and your's seems pretty angry. I don't know what it is about him.
@@daltonrachal8452 Did you say Anger?
@@daltonrachal8452 what about mine?
@@crustycrustacean5267 Agreed pog
This turns right so hard at the end Im still reeling from the g forces
This is such an incredible and tear jerking story. I am sharing it with my grandma on facebook.
HOLY SHIT SOPHIST SIGHTING?
More of just a jerking story.
@@da_purple_lizard cue drum roll
@@da_purple_lizard ba dum tssk
Wtf? I just subbed to you because of the Noah vids and now I find you here.
That story went from 0 to 100 real quick
And it was glorious.
AH Ha ha ha. that ending. that made me laugh so hard. That's a game of thrones level plot twist.
Dakooters I just wanna let you know me and my brother bond over your vids so much. Randomly one of us will just say OOPS and we know that we are talking about the one and only dakooters. We haven’t really been close till recently and ur videos helped a lot. Ur so funny and I love your vids!
Man that's wholesome as Wonderbread. Put a smile on my face.
Until you realize it's the start to every BL doujin.
@@YuyuHakurei hot
what the actual fuck
@m0b
...? What?? Lmao.
oh cool a nickname for her pe-
okay then thats some decent info.
some interesting sword fighting is going on
It's enough to make a grown man cry.
"Category: How To & Style"
Yeah, sure, why not?
Looks legit
In the words of a famous childhood actor...
“Gotta blast”
“childhood actor” brother, it’s a
*A N I M A T E D*
*C H A R A C T E R*
@@DrunkGnu there's still an actor voicing the character doe
@@DrunkGnu **a**
A N I M A T E D
C H A R A C T E R
*_Grammar 100_*
@@dragon4938 LMFAO STFU HAHAHA
*_BRAAAAAIN BLAAAAAST!!!!_*
**Jimmbo's head fucking explodes**
You love to see a compromise in such a healthy relationship
“See said it was a mouth full.”
Zing.
Badinga
Bow chika bow wow
Kachiga
Wee woo wee wooo
Epic
The ending hit me like a freight train but I'm still on board
Edit: cringe edit bro haha
same
The dick only makes it BETTER
All because of *one* word.
As long as it's a feminine penis, everything checks out.
@@machinegunlament don't hurt this man he's spitting straight fax.
"They had us in the first half, ngl"
- A very cool and competitive sports player
“But she said that was a mouthful”
H A H
(*wheeze*)
When your girlfriend is taking less than 15 minutes to shower and you realize November just began.
Who the hell takes more than 15 minutes in showers? Damn wasters.
@@HanakkoLove -my longest shower was 4 hours-
@@littlesadeo *disgasting*
@@HanakkoLove 😂😂
@@littlesadeo tell me your powers, teach me sensei
"but she said that was a mouthful"
you
you kn
you know what els-
he could've just called it "prince little piddles" that would've saved it.
I don't think it's a he dude
@@RichyGrizz but he has a penis and he wants a manly name for it
KeZaRo0o this was the foundation for Richard Dawkins school of logic and reason
@@RichyGrizz XD
its her strapon you braindead twat
This is from Bob’s Burgers 😂
Louise’s class calls the pet chinchilla “princess little piddles”
brother pp
yaj ke | Funny story, i had no idea what discord was when I picked this pfp. But the random comments of being a YUI discord bot keeps me from changing it
u da real mvp
Oh Yeah! Forgot About Him!
Omg the "compromise" at the end is simultaneously hilarious and sweet.
*They had us in the first **0:51** seconds, not gonna lie.*
What you mean
@@nicewater894 they didn't inform us that it was a sword battle
There’s something about your voice that I love so much
I wonder what program he uses?
@@mardukgilgamesh1500 hormone replacement therapy (HRT)
@@alliumcepa936 Are they really female (male)?
Men who start on HRT relatively early in or before puberty have vocal development kind of like castratos.
Allium Cepa No I think he does this voice naturally, they are just really good at this
i literally choked on my water when the ending came
"They had us on the first half not gonna lie"
i just played with you in Overwatch :D
underrated comment
this was a rollercoaster of emotions that I never thought I could experience in a minute
I’m literally shaking and crying rn
Ikr Epstein didn't kill himself
"The" - Dakooters 2019
Petition to re-nickname it "Pwincess Widdle Diddly-Piddlies" here.
For some reason, that crying Rem picture goes too well with this tragic story
Who’s Rem?
This was to sad you made Rem cry. smh
the ending of this video drained the life force from my body
Why didn't this win a golden Emmy, is beyond *reason!*
._. This went in a direction i was not mentally prepared for.
That OST...it sounds familiar...
*Realization comes in*
YOROKOBE SHOUNEN-
I've scrolled for a comment about the song for so heckin long ;~;
Thank youuuuu
@@mhm2896 same
"we have MANLY nickname at home"
Nickname at home: princess little piddles
Me laughing “haha I got that nickname!”
*Realization kicks in*
What a rollercoaster of emotions, I’m glad they got it resolved.
God, this is just what I needed today.
Stuff like this is why you lost, Kaiser... °^°
I wonder what the Kaiser's nickname for his girlfriend's penis is?
@@demilembias2527 Princess Big and Long Piddles.
"We drove 3 hours for this?" -Hank Hill
Princess Little Propane And Propane Accessories
I like how throughout the post OP refers to the dick as ‘her’ implying while they don’t like the nickname, the respect their penis’ pronouns
Theory: Dakooters is a girl but claims to be a guy doing voice acting so they can get away with all of these vids without consequences
I CAN'T PROVE I'M RIGHT... But you can't prove I'm wrong...
@@shabushabu5319 if hentai taught me anything it's that the futa is gonna fuck you 99% of the time
@@Schigedim wouldn't have it any other way
she's a trans girl who doesn't openly talk about her gender very often to avoid drama. lurk her twitter.
Girls are hot
Aitipse Arthur Nice opinion. Just one, tiny problem with it: Inspecting your comment, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something: I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct, and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one.
If I ever get into media, you’ll be a VA somewhere.
To get into media, you must finish The Plutonia Experiment on Nightmare
Shit
Me watching this 3 years ago: "Oh god the twist XD"
Me watching this now: "Ohhh, what a nice bonus~"
I'm glad they could find a solution 👌
Reeeeee racist >:o
laugh at the image.
@@mardukgilgamesh1500
laugh.
No one asked, but my little guy is called dakooters
What a twist there at the end
lmao
0:42
Someone almost broke character!
:3
I think that's supposed to be a sob, not her breaking character
@@iHomez Him*
It's obviously a sob
ランダムキツネ wait.....”him”...?
pazinq you heard him right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey Dakooters I appreciate these videos. Me and my boyfriend bump up on each other with your playlist in the background and it really keeps the atmosphere chubbed. Thanks for the content you make because it does more work than my cialis pills.
They had us in the half run, AND THEY STILL GOT US
Thank you for blessing my ears with this, im gonna start going to church now
Did you end up going to church for real?
This is the most emotional performance I've ever witnessed
pain and laughter at the same time hurts me
NTA, your girlfriend should have dubbed it “Snazzy Salami”
Watching this in front of people, not the best idea
Thank you for the talk with my family. 😂
oof
Now I connect Rem with crying about her princess little piddles
My satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved.
Thanks dakooters
Such an emotional and sad story. I cried.
Am I the only one who finds this hot?
2020 changes people
Garf
@@fatchins9126 That's me, what do you want
@@garfield1079 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes
And they say Shakespeare was the greatest writer of all time, smh
What's the song used for this?
fate/stay night ost - the decision to fight
dakooters thank you! :)
@@dakooters Thanks! I will proceed to jack off to this music.
Tell princess little piddles I said hi
OrdinaryServingOfJell-O Nah
Well at least your honest!
What a sad story, at least it has a happy ending.
Such a tragic story. However, I’m disappointed about the ending. Feels like it could’ve used a twist.
Dakooters trying not to loose her shit laughing while reading this is the best part
His*
*Their?
thats sniffling theyre crying this is so sad ;-;
This is literally part of the plot of How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
True love, right there.
The ending got me laughing so bad XD
The rewatch value is so good on this
The biggest anime twist I have ever seen
Rip to my dude and princess little piddles
The *sniff...* Has me cackling silently sleep deprivation is like spice for my funny bone
0:52 Ima stop you right there....
Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half
How confusing do you want this to be?
dakooters: yesn't
“We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her pe-“
Me: The WHAT
😳
Wait, y’all had me crying till I heard, and I quote “Nickname for her Penis” now I’m confused as hell what to do
watch jojo
FlawlessPiner I know JoJo, but I’m not going to become ripped yet
well that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
I've listened to the ending 5 times and I still don't think I heard right.
Alright UA-cam I finally watched this can you please stop recommending me this
this hits hard: "It is the piddles that are little." Like what can ya do?