ROBERTA THE TERMINATOR by Cj Dachamp | First Time Watching

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  • Опубліковано 15 лип 2024
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  • @ryanwight9116
    @ryanwight9116 Рік тому +229

    What’s funny is they nerfed Roberta compared to the manga. In the manga she barely got a scratch through the whole ordeal, proving she is the queen of beasts.

    • @LunaPPK
      @LunaPPK Рік тому +20

      built different bruh

    • @animemonsterx
      @animemonsterx Рік тому +20

      yeah, Roberta on the manga is another beast all together

    • @hahadl5916
      @hahadl5916 Рік тому +3

      What’s the name of the manga?

    • @LunaPPK
      @LunaPPK Рік тому +6

      @@hahadl5916 u fr bro its the same as the show lol

    • @hahadl5916
      @hahadl5916 Рік тому +6

      @@LunaPPK yeah but I don’t know the name of the show

  • @wolfbane7497
    @wolfbane7497 Рік тому +75

    This woman is the definition of built different

  • @ChillyReaper
    @ChillyReaper Рік тому +154

    The funny thing about the untied shoes bit is that Revy's shoes really were untied.

    • @ChicagoReacts
      @ChicagoReacts  Рік тому +29

      Hahahahahaha that’s beautiful

    • @bxllisticbeats
      @bxllisticbeats Рік тому +19

      @@ChicagoReacts and the fact that they’re always untied

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 Рік тому +21

    Roberta is the embodiment of "Does this look like the face of mercy to you?"

  • @mychaeldark1007
    @mychaeldark1007 Рік тому +48

    Just to let you know. The hot and steamy freaky scene was instigated by Roberta. The man she was fighting was an old comrade from her Columbian Soldier days, that's why he could body her so easily. He had helped trained her and knew her moves. She instigated it to get him to drop his guard. So yeah, even if it's consensual and she tells you to pull it out, it would be best not to. Just saying.

  • @gameshark9541
    @gameshark9541 Рік тому +62

    That knife to the junk scene hurts me the most, ouch 😨😱😵💀💥💔

    • @ChicagoReacts
      @ChicagoReacts  Рік тому +16

      Made me actually yelp out loud

    • @6Qubed
      @6Qubed Рік тому +8

      Our Pain

    • @juliusmoe-nstar8942
      @juliusmoe-nstar8942 Рік тому +1

      @@ChicagoReacts I'mma keep it real wit'chu chief, We all did, I did it mentally and hurt for 5 mins and spent 15 mins taking a break before continuing the video. Because the Phantom pain hurt so bad.

    • @macewbee
      @macewbee Рік тому

      Yep

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 5 місяців тому

      I'm a woman and it even hurts me to watch. Yeowch that scene is on a whole nother level.

  • @QuackAttack
    @QuackAttack Рік тому +26

    20:22 I think CJ slightly overexaggerated this scene... all dude said was "I coulda killed you like our leader ordered to, but instead you should join us to fight the Americans"... I mean she DID pretend to be _"excited"_ to lull him into a false sense of security... but it was all an act so it's all good, right?

  • @davidsequeira92
    @davidsequeira92 Рік тому +30

    the nutcracking scene always gets me, love black lagoon hope they bring it back evetually

    • @juliusmoe-nstar8942
      @juliusmoe-nstar8942 Рік тому +1

      That yowl of pain was real, Kinda like mine but luckily i yelled out mentally, the pain tho, it hurt.

  • @WolfoftheAurora
    @WolfoftheAurora Рік тому +24

    The belt buckle gun is something that does exist!
    Forgotten Weapons has a video on it, although whether or not it originated from the National Socialist German Workers' Party is up for debate.

  • @Cr1msnF4dger
    @Cr1msnF4dger Рік тому +26

    HOLY FUCK!! Kit felt that ball stab in the gut.

  • @benrogers9082
    @benrogers9082 Рік тому +11

    wait i just noticed.....given knife position on the shoe, there's a good chance that the guy got stabbed in the taint instead of the balls......which is subjectively worse, depending on knife angle

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 Рік тому +3

    Rosarita Cisneros was trained as a FARC in CUBA. Though she got extensive training to be a "Pisa Suave" which is a harsh reality and women in such a military group of guerillas had to become hardened even crazy after the trauma they would endure.
    She believed she was doing something great, trying to be a revolutionary. Murdering and assassinating families, politicians and others for a something. So she decided to leave that world and run away, the cartels in that area in Columbia put a hit on her. Rosaritas father was friends with the Lovelace family and she went there seeking refuge, the father of Diego Lovelace took her in and made her drop the guns and learn to live in peace.
    She really wasnt a great maid and the master didnt mind it at all. He was just watching over and looking out for Cisneros seniors daughter. Roberta appreciated the kindness and lived with the Lovelace family, even befriending Diego Lovelace and deciding she would commit the rest of her life to protecting them.

  • @Doomscizor69
    @Doomscizor69 Рік тому +14

    Well there was no clapping cheeks cj was messing with you using the black screen .apparently they both worked for the same guy before

  • @jacoblofthus7908
    @jacoblofthus7908 9 місяців тому +2

    Moral of the story: Men have a built-in off-switch.

  • @michealbounds550
    @michealbounds550 Рік тому +5

    Walter C Dornez and Roberta, the prime examples for not fucking with the hired help.

  • @fourze4z138
    @fourze4z138 Рік тому +15

    Damn Kitt got canceled like that huh
    I'll miss you man

  • @josheldridge8546
    @josheldridge8546 Рік тому +5

    Honestly, if word was going around that a maid stacked multiple bodies the last time they were in town, I'd keep anybody in even housekeeping scrubs at least two arm-lengths distance away. That thug wasn't thinking, and now is thinking about singing contrasoprano.

  • @ambalambsgaming7371
    @ambalambsgaming7371 Рік тому +21

    Can u guys react to the yujiro one he did pls

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick Рік тому +6

      Both "The Most Disrespectful Moments in Anime History 2 (The Yujiro Hanma Special)" and "Beyond Scared Straight: Baki Edition"

  • @terryjohnson8974
    @terryjohnson8974 Рік тому +2

    One of the funniest moments when Revvy see the umbrella cannon she loom at Dutch and go" hey hey Dutch ik what I want for Christmas"

  • @digimonalvatrax2738
    @digimonalvatrax2738 Рік тому +4

    Skip 8:30 - 9:47, you're welcome viewers😂😂😂😂

    • @JamalGardner1
      @JamalGardner1 4 місяці тому

      For real, though! We DID NOT need to hear all that!

  • @mushinbujin
    @mushinbujin Рік тому +1

    HAHAHAHAHA "blaming the victim" that was well-timed

  • @turkeryalazman428
    @turkeryalazman428 Рік тому +3

    If I matched Roberta on a tinder I won't swipe any direction. I would just destroy the phone cut all my credit cards and start running away using only cash and fake names.

  • @rosellierasia8723
    @rosellierasia8723 4 місяці тому

    I hope that if ever Black Lagoon will have a live action adaptation, Chad Stahelski/ David Leitch or Gareth Hue Edwards, director of The Raid movies would direct it.

  • @shonuff86
    @shonuff86 6 місяців тому +1

    Hold up....she got a arm just like Roberta lol dang

  • @benrogers9082
    @benrogers9082 Рік тому +1

    "might make it a day and a half in roannapur"? i think days in chicago are shorter than days in roannapur

  • @tomasfr89
    @tomasfr89 Рік тому +1

    Hi! Spooky Month is right around the corner and I thought I would give you guys some recommendations:
    Suckablood (Fairytale Short Horror Film) by Cinema Shorts Channel: a whimsical tale that feels ripped out of an unreleased brothers Grimm notebook.
    Halloween Special: Frankenstein by Overly Sarcastic Productions: a review of the literary classic, how it differs from modern retellings and how not-scary it actually is.

  • @RinrinFran
    @RinrinFran Рік тому +1

    I guess you could say, she's one hell of a maid.
    kek

  • @kingsosshootaiwillslapcash6300

    React to cj the champ - Slade is a menace

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 9 місяців тому +2

    She's a maid but...

  • @orlandosimpson8404
    @orlandosimpson8404 Рік тому +1

    Yo balalaika really got lucky she didn't just. Start wiping out her goons.

  • @bharatagrawal4905
    @bharatagrawal4905 Рік тому

    Can both of you react to oversimplified napoleonic wars.

  • @DaWhiteWolffie
    @DaWhiteWolffie 5 місяців тому

    Was Roberta on certain drugs to make her stronger and psychotic as part of her training? Cuz that would certainly cause her to flip out like in the second episode, and would explain her extreme strength and other psyche symptoms, like lack of physical pain, delusions, etc.

    • @ancarwillis9060
      @ancarwillis9060 4 місяці тому

      She was definitely on something, as the scene where she was torturing the guy with the coals shows she was downing pills, but I think that was some antipsychotics. She obviously ran out though.

  • @A5p3r07h
    @A5p3r07h Рік тому

    Wear your Saiyan armor. I will throw hands with both of you, equally. She looks like she punches harder. Let's. Go.

  • @dresosa1388
    @dresosa1388 Рік тому

    My parents have been separated most my life. My dad had the movie teeth. Made me watch out song the age I got curious about girls. Needless to say my dad is an ass 🤣

  • @Poop76196
    @Poop76196 Рік тому +4

    Grape👎

  • @travistamai5134
    @travistamai5134 Рік тому +3

    🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @novanoir8309
    @novanoir8309 Рік тому +1

    She not like other waifu

  • @A5p3r07h
    @A5p3r07h Рік тому +1

    Biggest dump on the planet? Try me. I eat a pizza, and drink a fifth of whisk. Every. Night.
    P.S. I'm from Rockford. Chicago, ain't shit.
    P.S.S Homeboy seems creepy. Like, really creepy.

  • @amaruhouston6006
    @amaruhouston6006 11 місяців тому

    You think Chicago can even come close to that place😅 no no no your first 3 seconds there You have a 63% chance of being robbed sexually assaulted and murdered are worse all at the same time😅