Savage NPC Interactions! Funny Moments - Stardew Valley

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • A nice video demonstrating why I'm such a nice person! This is a compilation of savage moments recommended largely by the viewers all fit into one neat little video! Messing with those NPC's is always fun! I suppose this counts as another one of my interesting ideas.. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary for sure!
    Edited by Kira!! - / kirarockchick

КОМЕНТАРІ • 493

  • @DangerouslyFunny
    @DangerouslyFunny  6 років тому +662

    Any more clips you'd wanna see in a video????

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs 6 років тому +696

    “I thought you were different from the other guys.”
    “I am, I’m much worse.” Classic comedy gold

  • @zombei_kid
    @zombei_kid 6 років тому +1362

    I like that Sam is the only one whose trait is being himself.

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 3 роки тому +25

      He is sam

    • @ScaraGucci
      @ScaraGucci 3 роки тому +20

      Sam is best sam

    • @Slushii24
      @Slushii24 3 роки тому +1

      Ya no everyone is themselves he’s not the only one but whatever

    • @zombei_kid
      @zombei_kid 3 роки тому +15

      @@Slushii24 I was making a comment about what he said. He gave them all 'seven dwarves' style traits and Sam's was just.. Sam lol

    • @sailkin8625
      @sailkin8625 3 роки тому +5

      because he's the best boy 👍

  • @Dennis-hq8qv
    @Dennis-hq8qv 6 років тому +2054

    I honestly needed 60 seconds to realise that this is a compilation and not a video on its own haha

    • @madelineburill5006
      @madelineburill5006 6 років тому +15

      Same here

    • @aliasross
      @aliasross 6 років тому +6

      SaME

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 6 років тому +24

      wait,its a compilation? i was just reading the comments during the video

    • @orionlax626
      @orionlax626 6 років тому +20

      Yep, I'm about 5 minutes in and I started thinking, "OK, so what's this video actually about?" I need to get my head in the game.

    • @hallaloth3112
      @hallaloth3112 6 років тому +4

      Me too, I was really really confused for a bit there.

  • @jennifercavenee7572
    @jennifercavenee7572 6 років тому +501

    "We make a good pair."
    "Like a fork in a microwave."

  • @bitsandbirbs4174
    @bitsandbirbs4174 6 років тому +1059

    Lewis: I now pronounce you husband and... (looks Pam up and down, sweats nervously)
    Lewis: ...Husband?

  • @RedBaronHill1
    @RedBaronHill1 6 років тому +536

    "I'm stuck with this thing..." (swings axe at child)

    • @UghItsRei
      @UghItsRei 5 років тому +21

      One of the best parts, the sound effects of the axe is icing on top xD

    • @tomastrencansky3584
      @tomastrencansky3584 4 роки тому +4

      it was galaxy hammer....

    • @kingkraze1573
      @kingkraze1573 3 роки тому +3

      @@tomastrencansky3584 still gonna kill the thing

    • @tomastrencansky3584
      @tomastrencansky3584 3 роки тому +1

      @@kingkraze1573 it was a year, and you still got me laughing

    • @kingkraze1573
      @kingkraze1573 3 роки тому +1

      @@tomastrencansky3584 its never too late to make a joke.

  • @rubyaura9776
    @rubyaura9776 6 років тому +379

    "For once, I'm at a loss for words"
    "Yeah, how's that book coming along?"
    MY SIDES OMFG

  • @Quacking-Goose
    @Quacking-Goose 6 років тому +409

    DF's friendly sounding voice + saying rude things make these videos very entertaining! "I thought you where different from other men." "I am. I'm much worse." and how he casually turns his children into doves

    • @aikomaliako
      @aikomaliako 4 роки тому +6

      honestly when he swears it’s one of like the most peculiar things ever like it’s so surprising to hear with his voice

    • @HeavenlyEchoVirus
      @HeavenlyEchoVirus 4 роки тому +12

      “I didn’t trick you, you do love me. That’s why it hurts so much.”

  • @MetaGrave
    @MetaGrave 6 років тому +146

    "I've got a few children you can eat you goddamn ogre.

    • @Rikrobat
      @Rikrobat 5 років тому +5

      I love this one, with "dumpster-diving bear" as a close second.

  • @haremfanatic1014
    @haremfanatic1014 6 років тому +318

    I can only imagine the terror and despair this town must go through having to live with this monster, who for some reason is chosen by spirits and ethereal beings to have great power that warps reality for his sick twisted wonderland. Using them and discarding right after in a never ending cycle of heartbreak.
    It’s honestly really humorous

  • @butwhy8976
    @butwhy8976 6 років тому +456

    *_TAKE. MY. PICKLES._*

  • @kylieabbey-zanni9706
    @kylieabbey-zanni9706 6 років тому +423

    I can't remember if it was a live stream or not, but there was one time you were picking up truffles, and everytime you did you said. "Thank you Pam."

    • @alex-ve5py
      @alex-ve5py 5 років тому +6

      Kai Abbey-Zanni this is why i love him

    • @gulishtaali4222
      @gulishtaali4222 3 роки тому

      HAWJSJSJSWJHSJSKAOWJEHRRHGTTHJSJXJXSAKQKKDDHHRHRJEEKKW gasps for air HAKEEKLANDSKQLQJEDBD

    • @is.a.bell88
      @is.a.bell88 3 роки тому

      HAHAHA OMG

    • @rebeccamartino3627
      @rebeccamartino3627 2 роки тому +2

      I think it’s in one of his later completion farm live streams? I’m rewatching them right now but it’s watch I watch to fall asleep to so I could be wrong

  • @stacey.369
    @stacey.369 6 років тому +82

    "That's like building your best ever stairs for George"😂😂😂

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +142

    A whole 12 minutes of DF absolutely DESTROYING the residents of Pelican Town...
    *Is it my birthday?*

    • @Daniel_Civlor
      @Daniel_Civlor 5 років тому +9

      In that case, Have a free divorce!

  • @mahougesu170
    @mahougesu170 6 років тому +60

    Drinky, Bitey, Stupid, Sam, Writey and Boring.
    Artsy, Crazy, Booky, Weirdo, Goggles and Idiot Stick.
    This is how I shall know them from now on. I married a guy named Bitey.

    • @monicaraybrandt
      @monicaraybrandt 4 роки тому +1

      oh me too :0

    • @tsuzulvr
      @tsuzulvr 3 роки тому +1

      I had a crush on Drinky and Bitey but got with Crazy instead.

  • @snekboi3715
    @snekboi3715 6 років тому +95

    I love seeing your interactions with the NPCs! Its what got me hooked on this channel. Your dry sense of humor is amazing.

    • @vpirules95
      @vpirules95 6 років тому +3

      I agree, I've listened to his livestreams at work and I haven't had a full moment because of it. I've been subscribed for a few days now

  • @madmaster0015
    @madmaster0015 6 років тому +395

    I have a distinct feeling you are an Animal Crossing kind of guy.

    • @tybospokemon4459
      @tybospokemon4459 4 роки тому +32

      MAD Master001 this aged well

    • @ariamelody3166
      @ariamelody3166 4 роки тому +11

      Oh he is...

    • @pmteclas
      @pmteclas 3 роки тому +6

      I think it is due to his hate for human npc's

    • @Li8aGun92
      @Li8aGun92 2 роки тому

      @@pmteclas I thought it would be because he'd fit into the original GC AC as one of the rude ass villagers.

  • @arynburrsir
    @arynburrsir 4 роки тому +42

    "Take my pickles."
    I bet that's what Lewis says to Marnie.

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 років тому +251

    1:08 that night in the tent? I wonder if something happened between you, her, and Linus

    • @user-lb6ml8or4r
      @user-lb6ml8or4r 6 років тому +23

      threesome

    • @blueoceancorporations1019
      @blueoceancorporations1019 6 років тому +13

      It was between Mumps, Emily, and Sometging they thought was a bear (Probably Linus).

    • @guardians_04
      @guardians_04 6 років тому +14

      DF was prolly like, "DIBS ON MIDDLE" fukin human centipede

  • @yourcrustyramen
    @yourcrustyramen 6 років тому +124

    Starts off the video slingshotting iridium at Leah. Yep. Nice and Caring Mumps😂

    • @shadominx3696
      @shadominx3696 6 років тому +11

      Abuse is how he shows his love 😊

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 6 років тому +255

    Worked really hard on this one!! :D

    • @user-lb6ml8or4r
      @user-lb6ml8or4r 6 років тому

      i lov u

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 6 років тому +2

      He called you not classy

    • @KiraraLalaYT
      @KiraraLalaYT 6 років тому +15

      he did but truth is im too classy for him :P

    • @user-lb6ml8or4r
      @user-lb6ml8or4r 6 років тому +2

      ooo do a revenge vid where u get your revenge XD

    • @FacetiousDruid
      @FacetiousDruid 6 років тому +1

      It came out great!

  • @bts_and_strangerthings8224
    @bts_and_strangerthings8224 5 років тому +45

    Leah: "I-I Thought you were different from other men..."
    DF: "I am, I'm much worse"
    I'm dyyyying

  • @izzylove8086
    @izzylove8086 6 років тому +101

    There should be a mod where Pam goes around and eats npcs.

    • @ariamelody3166
      @ariamelody3166 4 роки тому +1

      @Valeria Gutiérrez Mumps wouldn't dare.

    • @Watso75e
      @Watso75e 3 роки тому +6

      Would that really be a mod though. I feel like that’s just her daily schedule.

  • @guyangus9651
    @guyangus9651 4 роки тому +24

    'teachers handbook, second grade'
    df: aww. she's teaching pam to read

  • @savveh
    @savveh 6 років тому +23

    "For once, I'm at a loss for words..."
    "How is that book coming along?"

  • @Lmfaocj
    @Lmfaocj 6 років тому +26

    This video is amazing. It should be called. "The evolution of microphones (in reverse)"

  • @Munden04
    @Munden04 5 років тому +40

    Out of all the characters he gave nicknames to he just called Sam "Sam" now I'm wondering if that means he's too lazy to figure out a name for him, or if he considers Sam to be an insult in general

  • @gowonscrunchyscalp
    @gowonscrunchyscalp 6 років тому +29

    When you realize you've watched everything already from DF's videos...

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 6 років тому +64

    I saw the thumbnail and immediately knew something was wrong.

    • @vpirules95
      @vpirules95 6 років тому +1

      Knowing him...well you know XD

    • @Eclipse_682
      @Eclipse_682 6 років тому +2

      Ik right, it seems wrong for him to wear a Halo.

  • @megan0332
    @megan0332 5 років тому +16

    “that’d be like making your best stairs for george”
    i died

  • @bradley4031
    @bradley4031 6 років тому +566

    Can you change your name to Dangerously Too Funny so you can be DTF instead of just DF?

    • @kincubus
      @kincubus 6 років тому +161

      the joke is he would be DTF (down to fuck)

    • @killerlol841
      @killerlol841 6 років тому +35

      r/Whooshhh

    • @Mo0nLitee
      @Mo0nLitee 6 років тому +6

      r/whooshhh

    • @basicallyme8205
      @basicallyme8205 6 років тому +7

      r/whooshhh

    • @lostwings183
      @lostwings183 5 років тому +4

      @@kincubus so tempted to like your comment, but don't want to ruin the amount of likes.

  • @UghItsRei
    @UghItsRei 5 років тому +10

    "To be honest I value food a lot more than I value you" LMAO!
    Also the part w/the soup... it's as if its part of why Mayor Lewis goes to the doctor on the 9th of Fall before he goes and sleeps at Marnie's

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 6 років тому +24

    I paused during the wedding with Pam.
    It did say husband and husband. lol

  • @gemjule
    @gemjule 6 років тому +16

    "Her hair doesn't match my house she has to go"... But it did match the carpet 😂😭

    • @vpirules95
      @vpirules95 6 років тому +1

      What if she became the carpet?

    • @chootanf
      @chootanf 3 роки тому

      @@vpirules95 UMMM

  • @HeyaItsSoup
    @HeyaItsSoup 6 років тому +8

    "Since it's her birthday, she's gonna have a-... Divorce"

  • @ariamelody3166
    @ariamelody3166 4 роки тому +6

    Me: "Insert Quote From DF Here"
    DF, in a different video: "Insert Anything into Marnie."

  • @deluxeedition4639
    @deluxeedition4639 6 років тому +8

    oh my god the "you goddamn ogre" part caught me so off guard I snorted so hard I hurt my nose

  • @user-lb6ml8or4r
    @user-lb6ml8or4r 6 років тому +61

    you should do this kind of vid again
    not a compilation tho just running around town dissing everyone

  • @SakuraNights
    @SakuraNights 6 років тому +7

    I saw “nice” and “caring” in the thumbnail and was immediately filled with terror xD Nothing brightens m6 day more than a classic DF NPC thrashing!

    • @vpirules95
      @vpirules95 6 років тому

      Agreed, I love his humor

  • @milanl.4843
    @milanl.4843 6 років тому +16

    The fact that I remember quite a lot of these really makes me think how much time I wasted on this channel, worth it tho!

  • @Shawn-wv1co
    @Shawn-wv1co 6 років тому +19

    It’s funny how there’s an actual farm on the first mumps

  • @dimgus3653
    @dimgus3653 2 роки тому +2

    "if you're looking for seeds, my shop is the place to go."
    "How come your wife didn't go to you when she was looking for seeds."
    I'M LITERALLY FUCKING DEADDDDDD

  • @sketchthis4711
    @sketchthis4711 5 років тому +11

    11:27
    Husband and husband...
    *Well* *that* *Confirms* *my* *thoughts*

  • @Supperdude9
    @Supperdude9 4 роки тому +2

    "That's like building stairs for George."
    I lost it.

  • @echothegecko4539
    @echothegecko4539 6 років тому +32

    Df: people who are born in fall are boring. I’m not gonna waste my video on them
    Me: (changes my birthday) am I unboring now?

    • @vpirules95
      @vpirules95 6 років тому +1

      Roll some dice and find out

  • @lenarddockter3530
    @lenarddockter3530 6 років тому +3

    You God Damn Ogre.....
    I ...dind't expect that and coughed up root beer.

  • @lilygamergirl8366
    @lilygamergirl8366 6 років тому +5

    Some people keeps pressing the dislike button ,I can't understand who can't love The amazing DF's videos and livestreams👏 He is funny ,sarcastic and has the most relaxing and nice voice ever 🙌

  • @periwinkle98
    @periwinkle98 6 років тому +2

    "I thought you were different than other men." "I am, I'm much worse." I fucking lost it 😂😂😂

  • @nekoz4984
    @nekoz4984 5 років тому +2

    "Good morning beautiful. Said no one ever to Pam"

  • @Thieverpedia
    @Thieverpedia 6 років тому +7

    Somehow, I think there's a really lewd reason Pam hates squids. Maybe she was swimming once and a kraken assaulted her with tentacles.
    Is this starting to give anyone nightmare fuel?

    • @voidterrors
      @voidterrors 6 років тому +1

      The image i just got in my head
      Is terrifying
      WHY DID YOU DO THIS

    • @OmegaTitanShark
      @OmegaTitanShark 5 років тому

      Nope just hungry

  • @ItsGemystic
    @ItsGemystic 6 років тому +12

    Whelp Kira’s dead

  • @roadbumped
    @roadbumped 4 роки тому +1

    'im gonna do caroline first just like the wizard did!'
    youre loosing your privilege now

  • @LinkTahuterasuSpirit
    @LinkTahuterasuSpirit 6 років тому +2

    “And Because today is her birthday she gets a-divorce” ah yes the standard DF gift, it’s not a cheap gift you know.

  • @ArtelleElloise
    @ArtelleElloise 4 роки тому +5

    Oh no, I'm scared to do the all boyfriend event lols
    Don't wanna make my boi Shane be disappointed in me 🤣.

  • @FUTUREST4RTER
    @FUTUREST4RTER 5 років тому +4

    "If it's in Fall, it ain't happening."
    Me:
    DF:
    Me:
    DF:
    Me: *Starts crying*
    DF: It's your birthday, isn't it.

  • @vincentdelacroix5428
    @vincentdelacroix5428 4 роки тому +1

    It's funny how Penny cries like a toddler when you reject her in the bathhouse scene, but when she finds out you've cheated on her with every other bachlorette she just keeps her typical sad face, lol

  • @bassplayertaylor6983
    @bassplayertaylor6983 6 років тому +3

    The compilation we didn't know we needed

  • @Lyrakrosis
    @Lyrakrosis 6 років тому

    This gem of a video is just, beautiful. Great job Kira, and always, never change DF

  • @sschweg08
    @sschweg08 6 років тому +2

    Omg, "I got children, you goddamn ogre." Legit laugh out loud on my end

  • @Daniel_Civlor
    @Daniel_Civlor 5 років тому +1

    I could not stop laughing about the Pam's Birthday and Divorce line. 10/10

  • @Maetthw
    @Maetthw 6 років тому +2

    The "Pam you goddamn ogre" gets me every time

  • @catherinagaynor
    @catherinagaynor 6 років тому +3

    Yay! My suggestion made the cut! Or others also suggested it. Would rather assume I have that kinda power mwahahaha

  • @lunapyrope9683
    @lunapyrope9683 4 роки тому +1

    “I thought you were different than other men!”
    “I am, I’m MUCH worse!”

  • @randomunicorn-artsandcreat3460
    @randomunicorn-artsandcreat3460 5 років тому +3

    0:18 had me dead. “And idiot stick”

  • @tntcactus2615
    @tntcactus2615 6 років тому +37

    Imagine a mod that gets rid of Pam

    • @toast892
      @toast892 6 років тому +3

      Or at least replaces her with something ekse
      Edit - else*

    • @tntcactus2615
      @tntcactus2615 6 років тому +9

      Angelika Bednarek a smaller, smarter ape

    • @bassplayertaylor6983
      @bassplayertaylor6983 6 років тому +9

      There's a mod that replaces her with a trash can, so that's a pretty good upgrade

    • @yewbranches
      @yewbranches 5 років тому +1

      That would be great,I'm too lazy to take out the trash.

    • @ariamelody3166
      @ariamelody3166 4 роки тому

      YES

  • @tsunderechan7919
    @tsunderechan7919 6 років тому +1

    I LOVE your compliments to Pam

  • @loserme414
    @loserme414 4 роки тому +2

    I'm not quite sure why Savage is in the title. This video is filled with pure wholesome energy, Mumps is the very definition and epitome of Lawful Good.

  • @kaylievigfusson3877
    @kaylievigfusson3877 4 роки тому

    this video is STILL one of my favourites because half of it is just him completely destroying pam.

  • @ravenrose7683
    @ravenrose7683 6 років тому +1

    Im getting second hand drunk you dumpster diving bear LMAO...the best of DF volume 1 can't wait for volume 2 😂😂😂 I think this is one of my favorite yet.

  • @dogzdream
    @dogzdream 4 роки тому +2

    I rewatched the end of the video just to see if it said husband and husband for pam and it did haha

  • @ballsweat8015
    @ballsweat8015 3 роки тому

    The thumbnail just surprised me I was like “he cares and loves people in stardew valley”☠️😂

  • @toast892
    @toast892 6 років тому +16

    Yay I hate the npcs too
    EDIT-ESPECIALLY THE MIGHTY PAM

  • @ariamelody3166
    @ariamelody3166 4 роки тому +2

    DF should make mermaids pendant merch.

  • @36_Football_Tackles
    @36_Football_Tackles 3 роки тому

    Hey! You channel is very good and amazing editing! I always watch your videos and they make me happy! Keep making videos!

  • @desa5654
    @desa5654 6 років тому +1

    I read on the wiki that if you have a rabbit'sfoot in your inventory... these cutscenes will be more friendly, the Men just play a round of Pool. The women just continue a gossip session.

  • @standardizedtesting9165
    @standardizedtesting9165 6 років тому +3

    We love a heartless farmer

  • @ChandraLee13
    @ChandraLee13 5 років тому

    Cheesus Crust I should NOT have watched this video while eating. This is why I love you, DF. Please never change.

  • @in_drmzzz___
    @in_drmzzz___ 4 роки тому

    An ad played.
    He whacked the child.
    Another ad played.

  • @jmnvlf
    @jmnvlf 3 роки тому

    Your Stardew valley videos calm my anxiety and I don’t know if I should feel good or concerned about it

    • @jmnvlf
      @jmnvlf 3 роки тому

      On a real level tho I was about to have an anxiety attack and I’m now ok so thank you for that have a nice day

  • @IaMmEsSiNgBoY
    @IaMmEsSiNgBoY 5 років тому +1

    2:42 aaaaand there you go folks he called the ogre Haley

  • @Duckman12225
    @Duckman12225 6 років тому

    Man its crazy watching this video because it make me realize how much i actually watched of you

  • @panddares6586
    @panddares6586 4 роки тому

    "do you know how many people have birthday on fall, neither do i and i don't care, because Fall is Full of boring people, and boring people don't get to be in my video" hahahaha literally crying the entire video. DF sarcastic remarks are gold

  • @thehardworkinghamburg8041
    @thehardworkinghamburg8041 4 роки тому

    BRUH. Harvey is not boring. He is the sweetest batchelor annd is a stellar doctor. He is caring and invested with yoir character. BRUUUUUUUUUH.

  • @flora6347
    @flora6347 6 років тому

    thank you for your uploads DF, this video really made me feel better after a bad breakup :) thank you for all you do!!

  • @sillystringeater
    @sillystringeater 3 роки тому

    "that's like building your best stairs for George"
    OHMY

  • @kulsum6031
    @kulsum6031 3 роки тому

    That's like blinding your best staircase for George lmaooo

  • @vi.p552
    @vi.p552 3 роки тому

    "I thought you were different from other men"
    Mumps: "I am... I am much worst"
    😂😂💔

  • @R6ku_
    @R6ku_ 3 роки тому

    This, I love how mean he's every time talking to npc's xD

  • @aikomaliako
    @aikomaliako 2 роки тому

    7:17 The slight emotion in his voice makes this so funny

  • @tarruvi
    @tarruvi 3 роки тому

    4:09
    This is the savage behavior I subscribed for.

  • @jojoelle1442
    @jojoelle1442 3 роки тому

    “How come you wife wasn’t looking to you when *she* was looking for seeds?

  • @jakedemolisher5032
    @jakedemolisher5032 6 років тому +1

    Autobiography of a Madman

  • @cliffmylife
    @cliffmylife 6 років тому +1

    Man, i'm afraid of how bad you love to roast Pam. Pretty sure Logan Paul is going to find her in a forrest in a future video.

  • @samwich540
    @samwich540 6 років тому

    DF missed a perfectly good opportunity to call Abigail edgy instead of weirdo.

  • @eleanorprice1701
    @eleanorprice1701 4 роки тому

    "Here's a beer!"
    Also known as Mumps' rallying cry

  • @battypuff
    @battypuff 5 років тому

    “Her hair doesn’t match my house. She’s gotta go.”

  • @kristenfletcher9827
    @kristenfletcher9827 6 років тому

    DF you truly come up with the best insults.

  • @numberzero6583
    @numberzero6583 5 років тому

    The seed comment he made towards Pierre fucking killed me.

  • @somethingsomething4393
    @somethingsomething4393 5 років тому

    Daily doses of internet + sam o’nella + ? (roasting gamer) = DangerouslyFunny
    Still finding people similar to you.