I once met someone who typed “Sigma Sigma on the wall, who is the most skibidiest of them all?” I don’t know what to say in return to that player but he changed my life and perspective on life. He actually made me not lose hope in my stupid-ass team, like he is the light who is here to guide my path to righteousness and path of no anger. Thank you to whoever said it that day. I owe my life to you, my holy light of wisdom.
u forgot the the holy ghost- a player who plays as the medic and will jump into a crowd of zombies to help u and probably dying with you. theyre rare but will take their role serious asf
Im also like that, but as a line infantry. Several times before, I risked my Lego life to save somebody who's being tackled. I remember that it was in the Hougomont map. But I'm not the holy Ghost; I'm the sacrificer.
There are 2 more: The Dedicated Senior - This man has done everything in the Game and is now doing everything in his power to Make sure the Newer Players Survive even if he doesn't make it himself Le Kamikaze - Yeah, This is Self Explanatory, they either Blow themselves up or Blow others up, be it Barrel or Grenade if you can be blown up by it, these Guys will for sure find a way to get you or themselves get killed by it (Normally on Accident).
I'm Le Kamikaze, I'm the entire reason our team fails the objective. On Roscoff, pulling the wagon, I got 4 of us killed by meleeing a bomber in the tiny passageway. Funniest shit too, if they figured out I did it, I woulda been votekicked.
I was doing endless on Hougemount it was wave 35 I got tackled and this guy instead of helping me decides to look at me and walk away. Not only did he prevent me from getting Old Guard he got it which made me pissed.
you forgot the most important one of them all : the eternal musician this type of player will pick piper / musician and do nothing but play their instrument , even if there is no concrete player that need that buff to begin with , they will however sometimes help their teammate that was getting grabbed (this is a totally rare scene btw , they often just keep playing their music like nothing happend) this type of player is literally me when i first play the game , and i still am now , since i have no ide how to play and dont want to risk my self getting damaged by the shamblers ,but dont wanna be called useless either , so i just be the guy in the back playing my flute even when no one is using a ranged weapong
Just learn to play melee lol. A secret mechanic that new players or bad players don't know is that Shamblers you hit with any melee weapon will make you immune to getting hit or grabbed by them, except for Zappers and Runners, this is why Pro Players and Top Tier players are able to touch Shamblers and not get hit nor grabbed by them. From there on our you can help your team more, instead of just hanging in the back only helping your sapper's build speed.
Troll antics:ringing the bell in Leipzig before everyone is ready,opening the door before everyone is ready,not heal or bless,not helping when being grabbed.
The specialist main- This man no matter what will be a specialist on the map unless their is no specialist, they tend to be self sacrificing when if the result is their team moves on, overall these guys are a great credit and great people and I am one of them (I main Priest)
I still remember that when Copenhagen came out i clutched the water pump part when i was the only one left by spamming the shi out of the spacebar like it owes me money
Endless is fun, the money in the lower waves, and the sheer terror of the upper waves is what completes I once got beaten by a whole regiment of zombies in hougoumont, the runners chased me forcing me to retreat, bombers damaged me enough to disract me, a runner tackled me in to the fire but got shot, THEN SHAMBLERS LOCKED ME IN POSITION, FOR THE ZAPPER TO DO THE KILLIN BLOW
As a person with 700+ hours, i can said this is very accurate! But the Clutcher needs to be an entire type, since i am a person who clutches every time in Leipzig, Berezina, etc with the most random classes like Musician or Surgeon.
You forgor 1, the lagger, aka me My maximum playtime before crashing is 30 minutes on endless or san and other maps, but i crash before completing maps such as: -copenhagen -berezina -roscoff My life is terrible, i cant get old guard since my max endless capability is wave 20 or maybe wave 26 if lucky Also my walkspeed is actually slower then other players Ex: leipzig when your on a timer to get across the bridge, most of the times i just barely get across with milliseconds remaining on the time Even tho all of this is terrible and would make someone go into insanity, its actually "fun" since now its harder to beat san sabestian in 1 life then usual, i have 180 hours hours and i have just recently gotten GIVE EM' STEEL and ive been playing since august, when usually GIVE EM' STEEL is probably the first badge a new player gets
Some of trolls (like me) they like to approach the key in the catacombs and not take it in order to waste time, as other players think that it will open the door.
I one time met a mobile player that is actually good at the game, and the server have never melee a bomber and plus i even got the badge dur a cuire and survived kaub with 1 live, that is the best mobile server i ever gotten althought i had to leave early because is night outside
I was never a beginner in this game , i join i immediately become average player , i never rely on my primary too much , i never melee bomber , i immediately know how weapon in this game works
@@Johnathan12396 i already have blood and iron Experience , therefore i have brain to comprehend that i shouldnt melee bomber and i can switch classes
I have a strange glitch, I just walk through doors like blocked areas that you need to do something to the through, like the door that leads to the finale in vardo, I don't abuse this btw, j just an confused.
I felt like a pro yesterday during a San Sebastian run, but otherwise I flip-flop from a noob to average. Noob when my team picks a map I'm not too familar with, average once I get the hang of things and get familiarized with it. I'm a naverge? An avoob?
@TadeuszGut-y5v While thrusts are faster, side slashes are just better for headshots. While having less range, they are also the same at hitting runners. Now, you might go "oH buT siDE slASHes have less-" No. They're practically the same, they do NOT have too much differences except for the speed Up: 1.09s any side slash: 0.88s downwards thrust: 0.75s See how much of a difference that is? 0.12 seconds. Now shut
Exploiters don't hack and most hackers can't code. Exploiting is abusing bugs within the game to get an unfair or unintended advantage, whilst hacking is using external programs (cheat clients) to give themselves advantages in the form of god mode or flight etc. Most hackers aren't remotely smart and just use premade cheat clients they paid for with mommy's credit card.
I once met someone who typed “Sigma Sigma on the wall, who is the most skibidiest of them all?” I don’t know what to say in return to that player but he changed my life and perspective on life. He actually made me not lose hope in my stupid-ass team, like he is the light who is here to guide my path to righteousness and path of no anger. Thank you to whoever said it that day. I owe my life to you, my holy light of wisdom.
It's always the people who say the dumbest shit that carry the team
THAT WAS ME
Wdym i said it bru
That was me
A troll loves hiding logs in berezina burned house.
Nah in that house and the very small shed.
Hopefully it doesn't affect so much the gameplay like cannon stalling in Copenhagen.
You are probably the cause for why we didn't win that Berezina game pac 😡😡😡😡
Berezina sucks, i worked on the bridge all the time got just a little bit of money, it takes too long and its boring
thank you for the idea
u forgot the
the holy ghost- a player who plays as the medic and will jump into a crowd of zombies to help u and probably dying with you. theyre rare but will take their role serious asf
That's me right there, I'm the holy ghost
Im also like that, but as a line infantry. Several times before, I risked my Lego life to save somebody who's being tackled. I remember that it was in the Hougomont map. But I'm not the holy Ghost; I'm the sacrificer.
There are 2 more:
The Dedicated Senior - This man has done everything in the Game and is now doing everything in his power to Make sure the Newer Players Survive even if he doesn't make it himself
Le Kamikaze - Yeah, This is Self Explanatory, they either Blow themselves up or Blow others up, be it Barrel or Grenade if you can be blown up by it, these Guys will for sure find a way to get you or themselves get killed by it (Normally on Accident).
I'm Le Kamikaze, I'm the entire reason our team fails the objective. On Roscoff, pulling the wagon, I got 4 of us killed by meleeing a bomber in the tiny passageway. Funniest shit too, if they figured out I did it, I woulda been votekicked.
I was doing endless on Hougemount it was wave 35
I got tackled and this guy instead of helping me decides to look at me and walk away. Not only did he prevent me from getting Old Guard he got it which made me pissed.
well you could definitely report that guy if you got some evidence
@@engineergaming8272How is this bannable tho?
This is why you ALWAYS focus on runners
@@MR_CatWasHere "OH GOD GET THEM"
"UGH THEY WONT LET GO"
😂
you forgot the most important one of them all :
the eternal musician
this type of player will pick piper / musician and do nothing but play their instrument , even if there is no concrete player that need that buff to begin with , they will however sometimes help their teammate that was getting grabbed (this is a totally rare scene btw , they often just keep playing their music like nothing happend)
this type of player is literally me when i first play the game , and i still am now , since i have no ide how to play and dont want to risk my self getting damaged by the shamblers ,but dont wanna be called useless either , so i just be the guy in the back playing my flute even when no one is using a ranged weapong
Just learn to play melee lol.
A secret mechanic that new players or bad players don't know is that Shamblers you hit with any melee weapon will make you immune to getting hit or grabbed by them, except for Zappers and Runners, this is why Pro Players and Top Tier players are able to touch Shamblers and not get hit nor grabbed by them.
From there on our you can help your team more, instead of just hanging in the back only helping your sapper's build speed.
there is also that guy who rages and blames teammates for not saving them and overall hateful to their team
Whether the reason they die is their fault or someone else's fault
Tbh, blaming a teammate for not saving them is valid imo
@@ItsRevan_Yt depends really
@RandomFurry07, yes, but only if you were grabbed and someone was next to you but chose to leave you behind
Troll antics:ringing the bell in Leipzig before everyone is ready,opening the door before everyone is ready,not heal or bless,not helping when being grabbed.
The specialist main- This man no matter what will be a specialist on the map unless their is no specialist, they tend to be self sacrificing when if the result is their team moves on, overall these guys are a great credit and great people and I am one of them (I main Priest)
I am a subclass.I keep rushing even when im a sapper or a musician
Thats not sub class a sub class uses a very different primary from the regular class like the pike
@Puffball2763times Wrong. A sub-class is a class that is played differently from the intended/generic way, with the best example being tf2.
@@MR_CatWasHere yeah i just struggled to put it into word
*Top 1: A fifer-*
I played with a priest who was so slow, and when I healed someone, and got left behind, he caught up with me.
I still remember that when Copenhagen came out i clutched the water pump part when i was the only one left by spamming the shi out of the spacebar like it owes me money
Endless is fun, the money in the lower waves, and the sheer terror of the upper waves is what completes
I once got beaten by a whole regiment of zombies in hougoumont, the runners chased me forcing me to retreat, bombers damaged me enough to disract me, a runner tackled me in to the fire but got shot, THEN SHAMBLERS LOCKED ME IN POSITION, FOR THE ZAPPER TO DO THE KILLIN BLOW
You forgot one. The one who’s obsessed with the bots
As a person with 700+ hours, i can said this is very accurate!
But the Clutcher needs to be an entire type, since i am a person who clutches every time in Leipzig, Berezina, etc with the most random classes like Musician or Surgeon.
You forgor 1, the lagger, aka me
My maximum playtime before crashing is 30 minutes on endless or san and other maps, but i crash before completing maps such as:
-copenhagen
-berezina
-roscoff
My life is terrible, i cant get old guard since my max endless capability is wave 20 or maybe wave 26 if lucky
Also my walkspeed is actually slower then other players
Ex: leipzig when your on a timer to get across the bridge, most of the times i just barely get across with milliseconds remaining on the time
Even tho all of this is terrible and would make someone go into insanity, its actually "fun" since now its harder to beat san sabestian in 1 life then usual, i have 180 hours hours and i have just recently gotten GIVE EM' STEEL and ive been playing since august, when usually GIVE EM' STEEL is probably the first badge a new player gets
I love gunslinger madness in the bsckground dude one of the songs of tds (i talking about the casual player part)
I remember I sucked at the game so I left the game and 6 months later I played it again now I am pro
Bro glazing himself fr fr
Type 11: the chill guys
These guys are mostly musicians and they are a chill guy
300 hours? ive played 400 and still make the most rookie mistakes.
Same but 700 hours
540 hours
@@nonsense-me same 700+ hours
same, 630 hours here
Same 550+ hours
Some of trolls (like me) they like to approach the key in the catacombs and not take it in order to waste time, as other players think that it will open the door.
I love to see a dude get grabbed by a sole shambler and as a Priest, I enjoy their struggling.
Least unhinge G&B Priest:
the type 3 used to be me, I used to be a battle sapper where I would literally cook every round
I meant someone in b&i and was a hacker but funny bc he walked upside down with a user name of DINNER BONE
DE KOMMER HÆJLP OS!
DE KOMMER hÆJLP OS!
When i first played this game i was actually pretty good. The only dumb shit that i had ever did was not knowing how to call out. That was it.
I didn't know either. o3o
I one time met a mobile player that is actually good at the game, and the server have never melee a bomber and plus i even got the badge dur a cuire and survived kaub with 1 live, that is the best mobile server i ever gotten althought i had to leave early because is night outside
You forgot one thing about the tryhard they cant go 1 second without using the jump+hit for the free headshots
5:45 pretty much hardcore players in chat sometimes (brainrot)
2:24 maybe the true trolls are the guys who activate the horde too early...
also *_STOP RINGING THE CHURCH BELL IN VARDOHUS IMMEDIATELY_*
I ussualy say "whoever ring the bell before 45 seconds like men" works ussulay
Another request: STOP RINGING THE BELL EARLY IN LEIPZIG
I was never a beginner in this game , i join i immediately become average player , i never rely on my primary too much , i never melee bomber , i immediately know how weapon in this game works
Woah, Congratulations🎉🎉🎉
I smell cap.
I've seen so many gnb vids that when I first played i literally carried my team on the second time I played
I smell shitty cap
@@Johnathan12396 i already have blood and iron Experience , therefore i have brain to comprehend that i shouldnt melee bomber and i can switch classes
I have a strange glitch, I just walk through doors like blocked areas that you need to do something to the through, like the door that leads to the finale in vardo, I don't abuse this btw, j just an confused.
NO WAY IS THAT THE NEKO DJ SONG FROM TDS?! Ajfnemfmgl
I felt like a pro yesterday during a San Sebastian run, but otherwise I flip-flop from a noob to average. Noob when my team picks a map I'm not too familar with, average once I get the hang of things and get familiarized with it. I'm a naverge? An avoob?
i was never a new player cus i watched G&B videos before
A tip: side swing is trash use the thrust even on sabre. Swing is only op on axes
Objection: Side swings hits headshots more frequently than the thrust technique (jump) since it has cd.
But still thrust is better when solos and it's pretty much faster so it's good for runners
@TadeuszGut-y5v While thrusts are faster, side slashes are just better for headshots. While having less range, they are also the same at hitting runners.
Now, you might go "oH buT siDE slASHes have less-"
No. They're practically the same, they do NOT have too much differences except for the speed
Up: 1.09s
any side slash: 0.88s
downwards thrust: 0.75s
See how much of a difference that is? 0.12 seconds. Now shut
Correction: 0.13s
@@Ace-cf2ts aight bro that's right but SiDe SlAsHeS aRe NoT eVeN uSeD bY pRo ScEnE lIkE QuAcKtReE🤓👆
3:09 im 5 i think i got everything but still i don’t flex unless someone thinks I’m new
Theres also a guy i found literally Being the most useless Old Guard
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Thats probably me
every time when unclekapow says duh
0:57
3:32
5:22
bro his fav word is duh fr
4:08 where he did not mention the solo 20 waves💀💀
Exploiters don't hack and most hackers can't code.
Exploiting is abusing bugs within the game to get an unfair or unintended advantage, whilst hacking is using external programs (cheat clients) to give themselves advantages in the form of god mode or flight etc.
Most hackers aren't remotely smart and just use premade cheat clients they paid for with mommy's credit card.
What about the type that is always tryna sacrifice themselves?
What's up with all the TDS osts playing in the background
The only thing that scares me is you not having your crosshair and health bar on
It's only for the video, I swear!
Did you reach unc status?
I need to get old guard but that 35 wage challenge annoys me that’s the only requirement I need
me too
Old guard is mid
@@mariapapaodyssea8113let him complete it
It's gonna irritate you eventually
With The Endless Entity. You said that you just earn old gaurd. But you can also earn "Alone At The End Of The World"
2:47 that sapper is me
“Help me!”
Me in dummy’s vs noobs what’s getting banned? 5:06 note this is off topic
Forgot the Wiki webber
They just read the wiki and some times play the game
So i cant play guts and blackpowder for a month now and i think i got banned but the thing is i didnt do anything to get banned
Dude no one gets banned for no reason lol
What bout the guys that make whole speeches for morale
"the commissar from Warhammer40K"
5:44 lol
Relatable.
1:32 that charge was useless as hell
I’m so sigma bro 1:26
Where's the silly players? this video iss NOT silly approved.
PvP clips ❤️
6:23
Am a subclass well not really bad but really good!
IM A AVRAGE PLAYER
Imagine
Mr youtuber 4:16 you named the wrong badge
IVE MET A TROLL BEFORE HES ALWAYS BACKSH0TING ME
I think i am close to you to my hours lemme see
295 Hours.😊
Good lord…
Same, I wanted to assimilate into the community before I chose to play.
Bro I saw the real 2fore2 in a game and I asked if he was real but he said maybe and then he left 💩
Unc quit being so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Bereiten sie die vortedigung vor!
Unc is a noob, i have 756 hours in g&b
i never really play g&b
300+? that's weak.... I GOT 700+ HOURS ON G&B, AND I AINT JOKING BUDDY!
i am a pro and played for 500 hours
i only play priest
im at 931 hours what type am I at
Nice! I'm actually playing it rn. I have 950:35:08. 😊
the "get a life" type
already have one though
Might be too late
To watch this video
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
de komme
21 views in 4 minutes, bro fell off HARD 💀💀😆😭
Im a pro
I have 600 hours what am i
A no life /jk
i can solo 4 maps to ez
True? Or lie while playing in private server