yeah, and the fact he says cock 3700 times, from he wants a big cock to we need a super big cock with huge balls to one of those kind of big cocks you want to suck on. he tells you a lot about himself in this video
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His first: 20:41 5 items chest (second one 1:12:00) (and another one 1:47:17) 26:40 Hell fire 29:37 gorgeous moon (second one 31:18) 1:06:06 bloody tear 1:14:47 Holy wand
@@duckerino5691 It not even the garlic that's that bad. Garlic does become useless later in the stage, but it's fairly good in the beginning. It's just that he is choosing Poe as his character and Poe has such a shit passive.
@@gapolapo275 garlic is extremely powerful. It deals fuck all damage but it buffs knockback. With a pair of good AoE weapons it allows you to stand still without worry to beyond level 100
@@TheProkonover and axe and holy water and feel like god. It's not garlic that's bad, it's bible. Bible has bad damage and no knockback buff. He had only one good aoe, the axe, and still got quite close to winning a penta run. And penta run is hard, it overlevels you way too fast.
@@MrRavellon You're talking out of your ass. It is garlic that has bad damage and no knockback, whereas the bible is one with better damage and good knockback. The damage you can literally see is more than 5 times the amount of garlic. You don't even have to play the game to see that, literally just watch the video yourself and you can see what they both do
picking Pentagram and not rushing it as fast as possible is a mistake. In early levels you lose everything that it kills. You want to level it quick so it triggers the fewest ammount of times without the "keep the loot" chance
Someone should tell him the is a Map with objects and extra items/bonus pick up. Even new Character need be unlock or new ability. I like Hyper mode on this.
@@DJTXD123 he run to fast around. 30min is the end so far on the maps. Hyper mode just speed it up. Time.. mode something just cut 15min off. I think we can get longer game time later. But yes he to fast while gaming
If you stand in the middle of the screen, the mob waves are more spread out when entering your AoE circle. If you go top or bottom you double the "density" of mobs approaching you from one side while not being attacked from the other side - that's what killed you in the last run.
@@Pasakoye going for items means not being able to effetely farm xp, at least when I try to do it, I just can kill like double the enemies if I stay in one play (or circle a small zone) instead of rushing to noman's land just to get a item.
this is so hilarious man, imagine just standing outside his door and hear him go "GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC, another BIBLE, GARLIC AGAIN, THE LITERAL GARLIC GOD"
best combo: Dommario(40% better attackspeed and cooldowns, -40% movespeed"bad but no need for it later anyway") with = Bible(nockback circle), magic wand(nockback targets that get behind defence), lancet(freezes in a clockwise motion, can be imroved with spellbinder, bracer, and emptiy tome), duplicator(more books), bracer(attack faster),spellbinder(increases freeze timer on enemys),emptiy tome the other free slots are optional.
@@liveisamelody9413 I mean he could just go +3 projectiles and that would give him enough dps to last late game till 30 without getting cornered and yes garlic is not worth since book is keeping the mobs away and the rest of the weapons are dpsing all over. The freeze combo (maybe with a laurel as well) i assume could stunlock and beat reaper if used right.
@@Exknight2 tried it there are just other reapers spawning if the first wont kill you while frozen in place.maybee you could get shield and maxed whip"for the heal" to survive long enogthe tho, but this would require a almost perfect item roll to pull off
I love that his reactions have been exactly my reactions. In the start I was like "how could I ever do this without garlic?". "OMG, this is a lawnmower"....and then evolved Pentagram: "I am a god!"
The biggest problems on that library level are that you keep standing still, and whenever you’re in danger, your instinct is to hug the wall, you need to stay in open space so you’re not wasting half of your dps offscreen. And garlic basically does nothing more than 45k damage every run.
@@bdhale34 Garlic is still shit though. Plus any dps garlic does is inflated. Doing 100k dmg/sec in an aoe split across 30 mobs and not killing a single one of them is worse than, for example, a dagger hitting 100k dps/sec in a direction and clearing a safe passage.
Not to mention not moving around and allowing groups to form. Thin the herds so they don't swarm all at once. Like in tower defenses, you build around the spawn points and work backwards towards the endzone, not the other way around.
I wonder when he will actually try other characters to unlock different weapons. He was talking about the upgraded gun that shoots lasers in all directions
He will never do it if he keeps playing fucking garlic. With 1 proper run in any of the other characters, he could get enough coins to unlock every single character that he has availiable. But he wont, because he has fallen for the garlic trap
upgraded santa water + bracers + wings = all the water converges on you and creates a zone 10 times more powerfull than garlic. he needs to do some coffin runs to unlock the guns and song of mana too. personally i found the panda looking dude great for unlocking everything. those cherry bombs do work.
Pretty much every weapon other than garlic (and evolution) easily breaks the game once you've gotten the arcanas and purchased all upgrades in the shop. Though I don't think arcanas were in the game yet a year ago.
@@erichdegurechaff9515 There's like 2. Song of Mana and the floating balls one (but not sure if the latter one was out at the time, former definitely was).
How do they put a sale on a 3 dollar game! What are these devs thinking? They put enough work into it that its worth at least 20 dollars. Really, these idiots underselling their work Love them though
@@lunale6212 I think it's priced fairly. We shouldn't encourage greedy sale tactics. They worked hard, but they are smart about value. They knew they'd get more sales with a fair price for the quality and genre. The direct competitor to Vampire Survivors is Magic Survival and that game is free (and much more complex, btw). They have to think about that when thinking of pricing.
The way I like to do it is stack the passives to make the strongest character. Duplicator to get more projectiles, Spinach to increase damage, Spellbinder to increase duration, Empty Tomb to reduce cooldown, and bracer to increase projectile speed. After that either Armor, Attractorb, or Pummarola depending on your base weapon. Even an unevolved King Bible with Spellbinder and Empty Tomb will continue to stay active. When it evolves your Duplicator and Bracer make it have more vespers and move faster causing others to die faster. FYI. I dislike using Candelabrador for bible because creatures can get between the bibles, however Thunder Loop and Hellfire both benefit from Candelabrador, so it might be something best saved for evolving late game after you have evolved Lighting and Fire Wand.
"Look at the size of my garlic!" - I died 😂 Edit: someone tell him that luck increases chances for multi-chests and also improves Pentagram Edit2: died again every time Penta erased all the loot
Absolute genius in ignoring those calls to get the mask. All those rabid people will continue to watch the next stream to see if he finally gives in and gets the mask.
Garlic really is a noob trap. It does great damage early game but late game it just isn't better than other items. Fire wand and cross upgraded do really good dps late game but seem underwhelming early game
i use Garlic to quickly get some early levels and hopefully get the perks i want for my build. Garlic is very good for granting early levels, but yea it falls short late
After playing this game for a few days myself now, Garlic makes the end game super hard, because you just lack raw damage. Magic Wand, Bird and Cross are the way to go honestly.
garlic evolved does insane damage late game though. it gets more powerful everytime you heal, so if you have life regen and the whip evolved and picking up chickens you can get like 100+ damage per tick on mobs . its very strong on tank builds. like max armor max health max regen with the evolved whip. dont take the shield though because then you cant get damaged and cant gain damage. i always rush for evolved garlic first so i can start scaling it fast as possible
Hello, I started to play this game after watching you haha :D and second day playing I finally beat it! Everything vanished and the Grim Reaper came and one shotted me LOL!
In the first run featured in this video, Asmon didn't actually have bad RNG for the pentagram activations. Perhaps after he got the upgrade/level which grants ~40% for it not to wipe exp he got one or two bad pulls that were uncharacteristic of the expected probability, but based on the very slim probability chance corresponding to the level 1 version of the weapon he held for an extended period of time at the beginning, it yielded overall an above average amount of good outcomes. I think the human brain has a proclivity towards focusing on the negative luck outcomes they are subject to but doesn't always notice and acknowledge the numerous occasions where something good and beneficial happened to them (or in the case of RNG, where a good result that was against the odds occurred)
Negativity was useful for our hunter gatherer ancestors and the other homo related species. It helped them stay alert, so yes it's ingrained in our brain.
I like how this is one of the few games where he doesn't purposely lose to be funny, like keep XP uncollected so Penta would erase it and entertain chat instead he actually takes precautions (often)
1:26:10 stats: garlic + Soul Eater = 0.6057M (9.5%) Whip + Bloody Tear = 0.9366M (14.8%) Lightning Ring + Thunder Loop = 1.1156M (17.5%) Rune Tracer + NO FUTURE = 2.0124M (31.7%) Magic Wand + Holy Wand = 0.8117M (12.7%) King Bible + red V Bible thingy = 0.9426M (14.3%) Total rounded is 6.3M damage (It doesn't equal 100% cause i rounded up) Conclusion: Runetracer did more than both garlic and book combined.
I love watching asmon work through the game by himself and figure out what works and doesn’t work. I absolutely hate reading chat in the corner because they ridicule someone for learning at their own pace.
this game has so much content, costs like 5 CAD$, is super chill, getting very regular updates, super interesting design. Everyone who doesn't own this game is missing out on something magical
I bought this game and for a friend after watching these videos a few days back. Streams sell games man! Such a neat little game at such an awesome price. I'm poor as fark so I don't ever buy games. Have had a blast making different builds Edit: wow I didn't realise you could pair defensive stuff with offensive to get super moves lol, and I've finished all the acts without knowing 😂 oops. I just thought it was random. Definitely must be that character seeing I've won with 0-1 power moves. I played the skeleton dude or the health regener
Honestly the absolute best part about this game is Asmon himself. From saying he's winning to instantly die, all the way to him calling everything by really off the wall things like lightning rod instead of lightning ring. It truly makes this enjoyable to watch and rewatch.
sooo hooked on this game...garlic is amazing at the start of the game but it drops off sooo hard...my general rule of thumb is the more an ability sucks at level one or is hard to use at level one..is usually the best once maxed out or evolved...happy hunting!
when the first video of this game was posted I immediately bought the game and have been playing it some, really glad to watch this second video. Interested to see what asmon learns since the last video cause he didn't really make great builds for a lot of the first video
Best series! Some advice, you need to stay AWAY from the walls! Enemies can spawn and pass through walls whereas your spells like Santa water are useless there and wont reach it. STAY AWAY FROM WALLS
The wand protects your inner circle, which he doesn't have, max wand with high spinach and ring, pushes and kills anything that gets too close beyond the other circles of death.
Everyone saying "You needed mask" for that final run in order for him to have won is either trolling, or has 0 idea what mask does. It literally just increases how much money you earn. 3Head AF.
51:10 He didn't even notice how that boss minotaur got absolutely rekt by the runetracer triggering the cart and then bible and carlic knocking him on the rails LUL
It's been like a week and I still can't tell if Asmon is serious about his fascination with Garlic, or if he is just next-level trolling us on purpose. One thing I do know, if he ever gets to and unlocks the Song of Mana evo, he will be in love.
yeah I know its part of his character to be stubborn as fuck, but sometimes its just annoying, but at the end he does things intentionally bad for content
37:10 i was in the same spot last night, you needed the Fireballs to carve out a path and walk into the gap, then zigzag wherever the fireballs go. It was hectic.
scaling characters help a lot on that 29 minute check (for example, base character gets basically fully upgraded spinach just from his own passive at that point)
His persistence on garlic when it is clear it doesnt do anything after 20 mins ESPECIALLY combined with bible that kicks everything out of range, is hillarious.
Laurel is how you survive the last bits. It even stops a hit from Death (the reapers at the end, yes plural.) It's a charge of invulnerability. Levelled up, that's 3 free hits(and they recharge). The lance freezes even Death. It's terrible at it's early levels, but buys you essential time at the end by freezing a row of enemies to run past. And yes, you can kill the reapers.
imo those two items are only *really* worth getting if you're trying to unlock the reaper. Otherwise they're massively wasted slots that cost you possibly thousands of dps each depending on what you miss out on.
For anyone who wonders his build at 1:25:50 was moderately okay. Not great but fine. The issue was he got too cocky and wasn’t moving enough at the end. Same issue he’s had he visually confuses the repelling effect of garlic for a tusk kills and eventually gets overwhelmed because he’s letting the mobs build up by standing still. If you actually MOVE it catches them in your bible/vespers/etc and kills the mobs. Just. For fucks sake. I know this is old but for new players- Don’t just stand still before you max attributes. Garlic is fine. Just got for fucks sake at least move in a circular pattern so mobs don’t build up.
True roller coaster of emotions. From "I'm a god" to "this is the worst day of my life"and then back to "I'm unstoppable". This is next level content.
the guy really puts the "gold" in "Asmongold" in this content
my fav streamer honestly, fucken hilarious. 1:24:35 - "I don't move, I'm above that..." lmao
No he’s “undestructible” 😂😂
He's truly a pro.
yeah, and the fact he says cock 3700 times, from he wants a big cock to we need a super big cock with huge balls to one of those kind of big cocks you want to suck on. he tells you a lot about himself in this video
Asmon playing this game has probably been one of the most entertaining games hes played. I could watch this all day!
Amen
As I said, if Asmon would become a VS streamer, I would never miss one of his streams ^^
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_ok guys, we can play, like, one or two maps of Vampire survivors but I have stuff to do today_
Stfu idiot he can do what he wants
His first:
20:41 5 items chest (second one 1:12:00) (and another one 1:47:17)
26:40 Hell fire
29:37 gorgeous moon (second one 31:18)
1:06:06 bloody tear
1:14:47 Holy wand
I love you for this.
Thanks
he unlocks the map starting at 45:40
evolved fire wand at 1:56:30
got a 5 item chest in my 2nd run 😂
The "if it's bad/good then explain why I'm not/I'm using it" gets me every time lmfao
Flawless logic lol
@@classica1fungusno it's not, the answer is that he's bad😂
At least at this point, I know he gets waaaaay better in future videos
It’s actually hilarious that he keeps failing with 10 seconds left 😂
Because he keeps picking garlic lol
@@roguebogey like, upgraded garlic doesn't even do anything when he has upgraded bible lol... Its such a useless waste of 2 spaces
@@duckerino5691 It not even the garlic that's that bad. Garlic does become useless later in the stage, but it's fairly good in the beginning. It's just that he is choosing Poe as his character and Poe has such a shit passive.
@@DarkAoiishi it's a combo of the two; Poe sucks and garlic is also horrible in the endgame
Garlic is fine. He just gets too cocky and confuses the push back for kills.
three times he stood still and lost
"how did this happen?"
lol i love it
I mean tbf with anything other then garlic you do exactly that and win lmao
@@gapolapo275 garlic is extremely powerful. It deals fuck all damage but it buffs knockback. With a pair of good AoE weapons it allows you to stand still without worry to beyond level 100
@@MrRavellon Garlic is trash. It doesnt do damage and it's knockback is worthless.
@@TheProkonover and axe and holy water and feel like god. It's not garlic that's bad, it's bible. Bible has bad damage and no knockback buff. He had only one good aoe, the axe, and still got quite close to winning a penta run. And penta run is hard, it overlevels you way too fast.
@@MrRavellon You're talking out of your ass. It is garlic that has bad damage and no knockback, whereas the bible is one with better damage and good knockback. The damage you can literally see is more than 5 times the amount of garlic. You don't even have to play the game to see that, literally just watch the video yourself and you can see what they both do
What a great game, thanks for showcasing it.
Super cheap too! Definitely worth it!
Spent 2€ on it and got until now) 24 hours out of it, just fun, no BS.
The greatest games are simple in nature.
This
Elden Ring.
Everquest
@@rosemccartney1538 Everquest was the pinnacle of 3D MMORPGS
such a good stream, the most asmon, asmon have ever been in a while. the banter, the malding, the excitement. so good.
AsmonBOLD
picking Pentagram and not rushing it as fast as possible is a mistake. In early levels you lose everything that it kills. You want to level it quick so it triggers the fewest ammount of times without the "keep the loot" chance
I try to go birds, then penta with the freed up weapon slot when I can.
@@tommenno this exactly, it also lets you f up with a passive as well like asmon did
It's hilarious that he only seems to only take advice from people who haven't played the game and ignores people giving him good advice.
IT is amazing how addictive this game is
Someone should tell him the is a Map with objects and extra items/bonus pick up. Even new Character need be unlock or new ability.
I like Hyper mode on this.
@@Tjockpaladin YEah man I am so surprised no one said anything about the map
It's amazing how bad Asmon can mess up a run
@@DJTXD123 he run to fast around.
30min is the end so far on the maps.
Hyper mode just speed it up.
Time.. mode something just cut 15min off.
I think we can get longer game time later. But yes he to fast while gaming
anyone try the bone throwing skelly, Mortacci? he sucks
"food again food again, money money money" had me fucking crying 😂
If you stand in the middle of the screen, the mob waves are more spread out when entering your AoE circle.
If you go top or bottom you double the "density" of mobs approaching you from one side while not being attacked from the other side - that's what killed you in the last run.
Yeah it pissing me off like bro go up
it was so painful to watch as he stepped into same trap like 10 times
To be honest though a lot of people intentionally step on the traps to farm more mobs when they are comfortable.
he's really funny and entertained but honestly sometimes it is impossible to keep watching. he has some big braindead moments (on porpouse or not)
@@Pasakoye going for items means not being able to effetely farm xp, at least when I try to do it, I just can kill like double the enemies if I stay in one play (or circle a small zone) instead of rushing to noman's land just to get a item.
@@gabriel_cooper just use an orb problem solve (the suck one)
this is so hilarious man, imagine just standing outside his door and hear him go "GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC, another BIBLE, GARLIC AGAIN, THE LITERAL GARLIC GOD"
Big dick bible yes! GARLIC!
"BIG DICK BALL SACK BOIZ"
BIG DICK GALIC BIG DICK BIBLE GOTTA BIG OL BALLSACK! truely... this man is a poet full of quotes thatll last the century's...
And everytime he said, "look how big my dick is!" Lol
I've been absolutely binging these and I was very disappointed to not see one yet today.
Editors for this channel are incredible. Thank you.
yep i love these, they're fkn amazing hahaha
Get the game yourself, it's worth it and an experience I recommend every1
best combo: Dommario(40% better attackspeed and cooldowns, -40% movespeed"bad but no need for it later anyway") with = Bible(nockback circle), magic wand(nockback targets that get behind defence), lancet(freezes in a clockwise motion, can be imroved with spellbinder, bracer, and emptiy tome), duplicator(more books), bracer(attack faster),spellbinder(increases freeze timer on enemys),emptiy tome the other free slots are optional.
@@liveisamelody9413 I mean he could just go +3 projectiles and that would give him enough dps to last late game till 30 without getting cornered and yes garlic is not worth since book is keeping the mobs away and the rest of the weapons are dpsing all over. The freeze combo (maybe with a laurel as well) i assume could stunlock and beat reaper if used right.
@@Exknight2 tried it there are just other reapers spawning if the first wont kill you while frozen in place.maybee you could get shield and maxed whip"for the heal" to survive long enogthe tho, but this would require a almost perfect item roll to pull off
This game costs less then Wendy's
I love that his reactions have been exactly my reactions. In the start I was like "how could I ever do this without garlic?". "OMG, this is a lawnmower"....and then evolved Pentagram: "I am a god!"
The biggest problems on that library level are that you keep standing still, and whenever you’re in danger, your instinct is to hug the wall, you need to stay in open space so you’re not wasting half of your dps offscreen. And garlic basically does nothing more than 45k damage every run.
@@bdhale34 Garlic is still shit though. Plus any dps garlic does is inflated. Doing 100k dmg/sec in an aoe split across 30 mobs and not killing a single one of them is worse than, for example, a dagger hitting 100k dps/sec in a direction and clearing a safe passage.
Not to mention not moving around and allowing groups to form. Thin the herds so they don't swarm all at once. Like in tower defenses, you build around the spawn points and work backwards towards the endzone, not the other way around.
I wonder when he will actually try other characters to unlock different weapons.
He was talking about the upgraded gun that shoots lasers in all directions
he wont.. he thinks that Garlic is OP
The bald skinny and frail old man is made for him, you can't change his mind
@@MarkOfTzeentch eventually he's gonna get tired of it
@@bolotniy man hasnt stopped using greatswords its unlikely he will in garlic too
He will never do it if he keeps playing fucking garlic.
With 1 proper run in any of the other characters, he could get enough coins to unlock every single character that he has availiable. But he wont, because he has fallen for the garlic trap
People: "don't pick garlick"
Asmon: "if garlic is so bad then tell me why it works"
Game Over
Do I have the sequence of events right? :D
upgraded santa water + bracers + wings = all the water converges on you and creates a zone 10 times more powerfull than garlic.
he needs to do some coffin runs to unlock the guns and song of mana too.
personally i found the panda looking dude great for unlocking everything. those cherry bombs do work.
Pretty much every weapon other than garlic (and evolution) easily breaks the game once you've gotten the arcanas and purchased all upgrades in the shop. Though I don't think arcanas were in the game yet a year ago.
Yes, but you have to put in the calculation your trajectory to that point and with this there is no other weapon like garlic
@@erichdegurechaff9515 There's like 2. Song of Mana and the floating balls one (but not sure if the latter one was out at the time, former definitely was).
Bought the game after watching the second of these VODs, it is just that addicting and is currently on sale so even more insane value.
How do they put a sale on a 3 dollar game! What are these devs thinking? They put enough work into it that its worth at least 20 dollars.
Really, these idiots underselling their work
Love them though
@@lunale6212 I think it's priced fairly. We shouldn't encourage greedy sale tactics. They worked hard, but they are smart about value. They knew they'd get more sales with a fair price for the quality and genre. The direct competitor to Vampire Survivors is Magic Survival and that game is free (and much more complex, btw). They have to think about that when thinking of pricing.
Same, just got it a bit ago and im hooked
"GIMMIE THAT MONEY BITTTCH" 🤣🤣 Christ that's hilarious. 🤣🤣
The way I like to do it is stack the passives to make the strongest character. Duplicator to get more projectiles, Spinach to increase damage, Spellbinder to increase duration, Empty Tomb to reduce cooldown, and bracer to increase projectile speed. After that either Armor, Attractorb, or Pummarola depending on your base weapon.
Even an unevolved King Bible with Spellbinder and Empty Tomb will continue to stay active. When it evolves your Duplicator and Bracer make it have more vespers and move faster causing others to die faster.
FYI. I dislike using Candelabrador for bible because creatures can get between the bibles, however Thunder Loop and Hellfire both benefit from Candelabrador, so it might be something best saved for evolving late game after you have evolved Lighting and Fire Wand.
42:35 is actually one of the funniest Asmongold related things I've seen in like years lmfao.
"Look at the size of my garlic!" - I died 😂
Edit: someone tell him that luck increases chances for multi-chests and also improves Pentagram
Edit2: died again every time Penta erased all the loot
Anyone else thought this game was gonna suck but turned out to be fucking epic to watch and play
No.
Well when I first heard that soundtrack from when I seen xqc played the first time, I knew it was gonna be good.
Yes.
It's the saying of old but gold, very enjoyable game either playing it or watching it for content.
yeah its just a solid simple game, good stuff
Absolute genius in ignoring those calls to get the mask. All those rabid people will continue to watch the next stream to see if he finally gives in and gets the mask.
That’s true. Still stressful as a viewer
Love it when he dies! “I’ve got this!!! I’m good! I’m the best!” Dead LMFAO!
Just when I thought I’d be able to sleep, you bring me more asmongold
asmongold: *shifts into maximum overgarlic* BIBLE
>I am so upset that I lost
>changes absolutely nothing between runs
>doesn't bother trying to unlock stuff
what a mad lad!
"I'm level ONE and i'm already destroyn... I'm dying ..." That killed me xD
"Its like...uh...a, a chicken rotissery of dildos" quote of the year confirmed
29:31 If that Penta had deleted the chest..... We would have witnesses an EPIC malding lmao.
i love this guy lol. IDK WHAT IM DOIN WRONG!!!!!! proceeds to play the same exact build over and over. his facial expressions alone are worth it :)
He went heavy on the moron act.
8:12 12:50 19:23 20:42 22:40 26:46 29:34 31:44 37:29 1:03:31 1:11:58 1:14:45 1:26:10 1:29:05 1:47:17 1:48:36 1:49:59 1:54:11 1:56:31 2:08:22
Garlic really is a noob trap. It does great damage early game but late game it just isn't better than other items. Fire wand and cross upgraded do really good dps late game but seem underwhelming early game
i use Garlic to quickly get some early levels and hopefully get the perks i want for my build. Garlic is very good for granting early levels, but yea it falls short late
Garlic isn’t great late game, but it allow you to be more aggressive in early game and level up faster. All in all still a decent weapon
What noob trap ya dingus? You can still get cross and fire wand after maxing Garlic.
@@Bollibompa garlic is cosmetic lol
@@Zaque-TV ya but garlic takes up a weapon spot, its kinda useless in the end
After playing this game for a few days myself now, Garlic makes the end game super hard, because you just lack raw damage. Magic Wand, Bird and Cross are the way to go honestly.
You can still get away with the early garlic carry if you can pull at least like 2 big damage evolutions alongside it
garlic evolved does insane damage late game though. it gets more powerful everytime you heal, so if you have life regen and the whip evolved and picking up chickens you can get like 100+ damage per tick on mobs . its very strong on tank builds. like max armor max health max regen with the evolved whip. dont take the shield though because then you cant get damaged and cant gain damage. i always rush for evolved garlic first so i can start scaling it fast as possible
@@Ulticutie thanks for the tip!
The garlic warlord
17:51
wasn’t expecting another video while I was still awake. I can finally watch something good
on god
Spend 2 euros and u can play this game
@@TonyKalashnikov i prefer watching asmon play it while doing some hw haha
just finished the video. He’s learning
"fuck projectiles thats loser talk!"
10 seconds late
"I need all the projectiles thats the win move!"
gotta love that flipfloppin
witness as asmon compresses into a meme quality as he dominates the field
"I have to evolve the bibles"
-asmongold
Well I must admit it, this game need some high level skill
after 3 deaths at 29:30 he still stands in place so enemies accumulate in 1 spot instead of walking xD
Hello, I started to play this game after watching you haha :D and second day playing I finally beat it! Everything vanished and the Grim Reaper came and one shotted me LOL!
In the first run featured in this video, Asmon didn't actually have bad RNG for the pentagram activations. Perhaps after he got the upgrade/level which grants ~40% for it not to wipe exp he got one or two bad pulls that were uncharacteristic of the expected probability, but based on the very slim probability chance corresponding to the level 1 version of the weapon he held for an extended period of time at the beginning, it yielded overall an above average amount of good outcomes.
I think the human brain has a proclivity towards focusing on the negative luck outcomes they are subject to but doesn't always notice and acknowledge the numerous occasions where something good and beneficial happened to them (or in the case of RNG, where a good result that was against the odds occurred)
Negativity was useful for our hunter gatherer ancestors and the other homo related species. It helped them stay alert, so yes it's ingrained in our brain.
I'm loving watching asmon play this game
I've never been so hyped for garlic.
I like how this is one of the few games where he doesn't purposely lose to be funny, like keep XP uncollected so Penta would erase it and entertain chat instead he actually takes precautions (often)
1:26:10 stats:
garlic + Soul Eater = 0.6057M (9.5%)
Whip + Bloody Tear = 0.9366M (14.8%)
Lightning Ring + Thunder Loop = 1.1156M (17.5%)
Rune Tracer + NO FUTURE = 2.0124M (31.7%)
Magic Wand + Holy Wand = 0.8117M (12.7%)
King Bible + red V Bible thingy = 0.9426M (14.3%)
Total rounded is 6.3M damage (It doesn't equal 100% cause i rounded up)
Conclusion: Runetracer did more than both garlic and book combined.
Garlic survivors
1:47:17 - Dopamine
1:47:41 - Serotonine
Garlic lord, kekw
Went from 'whats garlic is that the vegetable that makes you cry' to garlic lord
KEKW🤙 Keeeeeeeeeek
2:08:06 I wasn't expecting him to panic press the upgrades that many times 🤣.
Man this game is so fun to watch
I love watching asmon work through the game by himself and figure out what works and doesn’t work. I absolutely hate reading chat in the corner because they ridicule someone for learning at their own pace.
I started playing this game cause of asmon and I have to say it is one of my new go to games if im bored. Extremely fun and rewarding.
Exactly. Don't even have to think that hard, either.
At 17:51 look at the timing when he says "I have to pick up all these before Pentagram..." Lmao 🤣
this game has so much content, costs like 5 CAD$, is super chill, getting very regular updates, super interesting design. Everyone who doesn't own this game is missing out on something magical
The ultimate aim of this game - to not have to play it
I bought this game and for a friend after watching these videos a few days back. Streams sell games man! Such a neat little game at such an awesome price. I'm poor as fark so I don't ever buy games. Have had a blast making different builds
Edit: wow I didn't realise you could pair defensive stuff with offensive to get super moves lol, and I've finished all the acts without knowing 😂 oops. I just thought it was random. Definitely must be that character seeing I've won with 0-1 power moves. I played the skeleton dude or the health regener
Honestly the absolute best part about this game is Asmon himself. From saying he's winning to instantly die, all the way to him calling everything by really off the wall things like lightning rod instead of lightning ring. It truly makes this enjoyable to watch and rewatch.
sooo hooked on this game...garlic is amazing at the start of the game but it drops off sooo hard...my general rule of thumb is the more an ability sucks at level one or is hard to use at level one..is usually the best once maxed out or evolved...happy hunting!
Its a
Ctually good in combinaton with clock lancet
44:02 Ooh, first ranged enemies!
when the first video of this game was posted I immediately bought the game and have been playing it some, really glad to watch this second video.
Interested to see what asmon learns since the last video cause he didn't really make great builds for a lot of the first video
Best series! Some advice, you need to stay AWAY from the walls! Enemies can spawn and pass through walls whereas your spells like Santa water are useless there and wont reach it. STAY AWAY FROM WALLS
Just wait until he unlocks Arcanas. He thinks it's crazy now. I want to see him try a reaper kill too. So much content.
Epic Npc man garlic seller approves.
What a rollercoaster of emotions, this is like an entire 10 year anime plot, arc, etc in 3 hours.
The wand protects your inner circle, which he doesn't have, max wand with high spinach and ring, pushes and kills anything that gets too close beyond the other circles of death.
get this to the top
Along with evolved knives, empty tomb and duplicator. It's insane how much push back and damage knives have.
Takes from this video:
1. Still doesn't understand how strong santa water is
2. Still doesn't understand how weak garlic is
Everyone saying "You needed mask" for that final run in order for him to have won is either trolling, or has 0 idea what mask does. It literally just increases how much money you earn. 3Head AF.
They were trolling everyone was just salty that he didn’t get it to progress the story and also missed out on like 2000 gold.
70-80% of chat is trolling/have never played the game before.
51:10 He didn't even notice how that boss minotaur got absolutely rekt by the runetracer triggering the cart and then bible and carlic knocking him on the rails LUL
It's been like a week and I still can't tell if Asmon is serious about his fascination with Garlic, or if he is just next-level trolling us on purpose.
One thing I do know, if he ever gets to and unlocks the Song of Mana evo, he will be in love.
Water & Orb + Wings + Bracers + Candle + Spellbinder
Literally does not matter what is in rest of slots then, that OP
He really needs to play other characters to unlock new weapons. I love watching him play this but he is limiting himself by not unlocking items
yeah I know its part of his character to be stubborn as fuck, but sometimes its just annoying, but at the end he does things intentionally bad for content
@@vinhix True and Real. And we love him for it :D
2:09:38 "No one told you." Yes they did. Everyone said unlock Poe like 4 episodes back. Also, Backseat Andy's going hard on this one.
First?
Yea
37:10 i was in the same spot last night, you needed the Fireballs to carve out a path and walk into the gap, then zigzag wherever the fireballs go. It was hectic.
"DOMINATES" - 3 straight losses
1:57:30 literally everything BUT garlic doing dmg :'D
Im died here 2:07:54
Praying mantis - scorpion
Jelly fish - octopus
Amazing.
Still hasn’t noticed those are traps on the ground.
17:52 Timing legend hahaha
Duplicator is very helpful and nice run 🤘
>Ignores reality
>ignores advice
>ignores his own experience
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD'VE DONE!"
Asmongold has pattern recognition of a lemming.
scaling characters help a lot on that 29 minute check (for example, base character gets basically fully upgraded spinach just from his own passive at that point)
yo that billy madison impression was spot on "you cant use garlic" 1:57:34
OMFG. When he died with 8 seconds left and you just see his face cam finally come back into focus 😂 LMFAO
Him going to the wall everytime and getting overwhelmed to kill himself kills me lmao
His persistence on garlic when it is clear it doesnt do anything after 20 mins ESPECIALLY combined with bible that kicks everything out of range, is hillarious.
Asmon complaining about dying in end game while taking garlic, by far the worst dps in his build, is pretty hilarious
Adapt and try new things
Laurel is how you survive the last bits. It even stops a hit from Death (the reapers at the end, yes plural.) It's a charge of invulnerability. Levelled up, that's 3 free hits(and they recharge). The lance freezes even Death. It's terrible at it's early levels, but buys you essential time at the end by freezing a row of enemies to run past. And yes, you can kill the reapers.
imo those two items are only *really* worth getting if you're trying to unlock the reaper. Otherwise they're massively wasted slots that cost you possibly thousands of dps each depending on what you miss out on.
God I was hoping so much you'd do more of this. Idk why but it's so satisfying to watch.
Haahahahaahahaha. 17:50
"Just gonna pick all these up before fuckin' pentagram re---- *Pentagram goes off*" 🤣😂🤣
The double down on whips are for losers was the best part so far 😁
For anyone who wonders his build at 1:25:50 was moderately okay. Not great but fine. The issue was he got too cocky and wasn’t moving enough at the end. Same issue he’s had he visually confuses the repelling effect of garlic for a tusk kills and eventually gets overwhelmed because he’s letting the mobs build up by standing still. If you actually MOVE it catches them in your bible/vespers/etc and kills the mobs.
Just. For fucks sake. I know this is old but for new players- Don’t just stand still before you max attributes.
Garlic is fine. Just got for fucks sake at least move in a circular pattern so mobs don’t build up.