Zillow Gone WIld (Christian Edition!) feat. Sarah Schauer | Brittany Broski
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- ty sarah for gifting me a ZGW!! watch the rest of the series on her channel here: • Zillow Gone Wild, Sacr...
i gave stanley a break this week and borrowed Sarah's editor Courtney so thank u courtney!!! a slay legend
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love u guys very much kisses hugs hope to see u soon keep doing good in school -aunt brittany
"wars within the christian lore fanbase" is literally a summary of SO much of history lmao
😅
No literally
Most toxic fandom tbh
@@fabulousroy love the “fandom” bc they really do give the mha fandom vibes-
ngl i am in the fandom and it’s like 50/50 with these guys
@@ILYisa same, ikr
men will literally cover every square inch of their house in college football memorabilia instead of just going to therapy
PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING RN
The fact that your profile pic is komugi makes your comment even more *chefs kiss*
Bitch, the accuracy 😬
@mydad
And then the same exact men shame teenage girls for having posters of artists they like on their walls...
Brittany finishing Sarah’s sentences after she gives a vague adjective/noun and a grotesque hand gesture truly invigorates me. like how did you know what they were referencing?? but somehow, she always knows. sensational
Literally I love when they do this, it’s almost telepathic in a way
Chef kiss
@nobody~ cousin power
I feel that with my sister a lot. It's lovely to have that with someone.
Because they are roommates.
the scat fetish vampire segment had me in cardiac arrest
Imagine showing this comment to a victorian child
The whole mixing up University of Michigan and Michigan State segment was the best thing I’ve seen all day
-sincerely a Michigan resident
i came to the comments to see if there was gonna be any angry comments, but it makes sense that college sports fans and brittany and sarah's audiences don't collide.
IKR! I was screaming at the TV like "sis, NOOOOOO wrong school!" 🤣 🤣 🤣
I LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!! I was checking the comment to see if any Michigan people clocked that shit 😂😂😂 literally mixing up one of THE biggest sports debates in Michigan 😂😂
Came here for this! 😂
rightt hahah my uncle played football there :)
I LOST MY SH*T when Brittany said “ one of those kids who escaped a house 30 years later and can’t read” 💀😭😭😭
I CANT READ. IM 36 AND I CANT READ ARE YOU THE POLICE ??
@@bagelwhiplash5676p
Than. I’m
Going by. B. Thanks
ahm thurty six n ah caynt reed. are yew da poleese?
IM SO GLAD SOMEBODY ELSE SAID THIS im physically crying rn
“i’m laying in bed thinking about christ WHAT ARE DOING!?“ fucking killed me
FUCKING SAME!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
i chose terrible colors when i painted my room as a teenager, but i lived for it. one wall yellow, two walls red, ceiling and last wall orange. it glowed under the door like a door straight to hell.
@@mastiyannugroho3554 agreed
My middle school room was literally the same color as that teal house they hated
me with my lavender, pink and lemon walls 😌
I had one wall purple, one wall lime green, one wall electric blue and one wall pink. What was i thinking!
why? why did you do that?
“We’ll I didn’t serve but my great grandfather did” swiftly followed by “I was a hostess at one point” nearly took me out
"Like when girls get to paint their room and they choose this color" me over here laying in my ugly ass teal room that I haven't been allowed to change for 5-6 years
I got stuck back in my childhood bedroom to finish college in spring 2020 and got to repaint my room bc of boredom.
I painted a room a bright pink once when I was in year six for no reason it looked horrible but then we got kicked out of the house (they painted the wall for us) so they had to put their son in that room. 🥰
Literally same. Except thanks to my siblings it's only one wall. And I've been covering it up for years
If your old enough to navigate the internet than your probably old enough to put paint on a wall
Luckily my parents let me paint my room whenever I wanted to as long as I did it myself
“A gaggle of gay Christians” absolutely SENT me 🤣
should i be getting ready? yes. am i going to watch this and procrastinate? also yes.
I’m watching This as I get ready and I love it
Saaaame. Watching it while I get ready for work.
so glad someone else watches her while they get ready for work
I’m literally doing the same thing
@@Lexbeegreat same 😂
That whole “toilet Dracula” segment got me laughing my ass of, couldn’t even breathe
Me too, it had me properly cry laughing 😂😂😂
"I want to play with your turds ah ah ah" KILLED ME
Same😭😭 the fucking hole in the wall I was weak
As someone raised Episcopalian but sent to a Catholic school, two things:
1. The nails were through Jesus's wrists because if they had been through his hands the weight of his body would have ripped through his palm.
2. I love that Sarah referred to Episcopalians as the gay Christians because you're so right
I love that the only Episcopalian I can name is Terrell Grice lol
I was raised Evangelical Protestant and the nails were through the hands bc “Jesus would never take himself off the cross”
I was raised as both because the hands were symbolic but the wrists made it stick. Christian (other)
Lol raised Catholic. The big crucifix in my parish and the little ones in every classroom had them through the hands w rope around the wrists to keep him up there. Idk we were always told it was hands. This “debate” is so pointless and I’m here for it
Raised Jehovah’s Witness, no cross here a torture stake is what JW believe with hands crossed and nailed through both hands above Jesus head.
“A vampire scat enthusiast that works for the pentagon” it’s giving “im a mountain biking vampire witch from the future”
"I cant read. Im 36 and i cant read. Are you the police?!" I legit laughed out fucking loud
plsssss I went through all the comments hoping someone reacted the same way
I had to paused this shit
I WAS PISSING MYSELF AT THATTTT brittany's voices are absolutely perfect she's so talented
The green house belongs in a wes Anderson film, and no I will not be debating this issue. It's so aestheticslly pleasing, a truly main character home
It looks like a set from a modern film about a lesbian couple in the 60s
@@Caroline-hw9yw wait that's so accurate
it reminds me of the live action cat in the hat
@@babygrinchbinch EXACTLY this
@@babygrinchbinch I WAS GONNA SAY IT REMINDS ME OF SOME KIND OF DR SEUSS FILM, LMAO
As someone who grew up in Michigan, hearing them mix up Michigan and Michigan State while reviewing that house gave me the serotonin I needed to clean my house today. Top tier work
same 😭
As a buckeye, it also gave me serotonin
@@gracegarand9318 as a Notre dame fan, same lmao
Same ❤️ I went to MSU, grew up in a U of M household. How much I care about either?
it literally made my day lmaoo
rewatching this a year later bc I miss Zillow Gone Wild and the Brittany and Sarah friendship :'(
if that green house is anything like my grandma's green and orange condo, it probably was decorated in the 70s and never changed. it's honestly such an iconic time capsule i hope the new owners don't change it
You can see lots more of that retro stuff in the Midwest if that’s your style
There are a few minor changes I would make, but I’d keep it all in-theme. Like the kitchen counter I would make a cream color. I would balance the colors in the upstairs bathroom countertop/cabinet combo the same way. I would also look for a master bedroom wallpaper that doesn’t make my ADHD brain meltdown while looking at it, but keep it 70’s style. Assuming the furniture stays, I’d replace the metallic, reflective table by the sofa with something wooden and cream colored like the other pieces. Overall, I’d just make it MORE consistent. I’d also love to keep it 70’s authentic where possible. Like 99% of it is fine. It tickles something deep in my brain that I like.
The best part about the Michigan house is that you can identify the people who would live there by how mad they get that it's being referred to as a "Michigan State" house
It URKED me so much lol. As an actual Michigan State alumni I was screaming at my TV girlie that is UofM😂
That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking hahahaha
I'm a Buckeye fan, and it made me giggle muchly😁😁😁
THANK YOU
@@abbeyolszewski7414 IRKED*
“the house belongs to a scat fetishist vampire who works at the Pentagon and has access to the nuclear launch codes”
wtf that sent me 😂😂😂😂😂
If Broski Nation had religious services:
"God would want you to get out there and slay"
"God had 12 bitches" 😂
"Jesus said slay the house down mama purrr 💅"
@@momomomo69 snap my weave sipping on that communion wine sis
voguing in the confession booth for god
this is my favorite line, like I can't I wanna imprint it on my body
@@charik902 get it tattooed on your right cheek
yall YALL you need to do one where you both look at different houses and then have to describe them to each other and then show them to each other after
That green house is honestly just so goddamn comforting. Like maybe it's just my autism kicking in but the fact I could just look in literally any direction and it's exactly the same? Bliss.
18:27 when sarah goes “what do you think their issue or damage is?” and immediately 5 seconds later “i LOVE this room. this is gorgeous.”
“I’m 36 & I can’t read are you the police” had me gasping
To answer Sarah's question, as a kid I was made to attend both Church of God and Baptist services, and I was told that Jesus was crucified from his wrists. They said the hands would've been impossible, since the nail wouldn't have been able to catch onto any bones and thus keep the person suspended. Now isn't that a fun and cool fact for a 7-year-old to learn at 9 in the morning? 🙃
i love how we learn about gruesome horrifying stuff at church but then the dont say gay bill passes
Lol It's not gruesome if it's about ✨️THE LORD✨️. But yeah that's what I was taught as well. Gotta make sure this story is believable...
Yeah dude we really were out they learning some gruesome shit at the crack of dawn wtf
Jokuoyoj
Lol so funny to me how Protestant churches are so committed to like, not being like the Catholic Church that they even say he was nailed up differently
"God had 12 bitches." I died 😂😂 I love their dynamic.
Had to pause during the Count Scatula bit cause I was laughing so hard I was afraid I'd wake my mom
I’d read that it was his wrists that he was nailed through, and not his hands. The victims could not hand by the hands because the skin and tissue would tear and they would fall from their cross. Whereas the wrist, the nail would hold between the bone and the victim would be able to hang their weight. Most were tied from the wrists.
Sorry for the school report.. but I had to share what I’ve heard. Idk who this helps but, happy Saturday!
I didn't know this but I'm also not mad about learning this. So what you are telling me is that they use the nail as a hook between the bones? Interesting.
yeah so anyway sleeping at night is old-fashioned
This is what I was going to say. If you nail through the hand, there’s nothing to hold your body weight up. It would just rip/split in half.
I regret reading that
I literally just read like 2 articles lol
Sarah is serving early 2000's housewife vibes and I'm here for it. Lookin like a snacc.
The part with the 12 kids and “suckle my toes” part with Brittany doing that voice almost sent me to the hospital. I nearly blacked out and was silent laughing /wheezing 😅😂Geezus Christ
Sarah’s accent is giving late 70’s early 80’s female lead in a coming-of-age mid-level comedy and I’m here for it.
Brittany’s impersonation of the 13 children chained up sent me bc the voice is so accurate
"Courtney, make that funny." Thanks for amping it up to 11 Courtney, points to you.
I would buy that green house fully furnished in a HEARTBEAT I LOVE IT
My favorite house we’ve seen on this whole series lol💚
growing up in the south and attending a private christian school, it was taught that the nails were through his hands. but thanks to science we know that you can't hang people from the hands. it was the wrists
@@sweetembrace6706 whether you believe Jesus existed or not, crucifixion was a real punishment used by Romans, though it was invented by the Persians I believe :)
@@sweetembrace6706 crucifixation happened lmao
@@sweetembrace6706 bro ur commenting so much negative stuff on this video lol r u alright? genuinely. everything okay?
@@lavalampluvr ^^^🙏🏼🙏🏼
@@sweetembrace6706 u sound like the kind of kid that played devil's advocate about sensitive topics in high school english bc it made you feel smart and you got an adrenaline rush from being edgy
I miss this.
Sarah's dead on about the framing. I used to work at a custom frame shop, and people would come in and spend hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars at once for some really crazy things
so excited for this new installment of zillow gone wild: how to decorate your house in a god honoring way
Can you imagine how great it would be if they got Trixie and Katya to react to these with them? Comedy gold.
I'm a custom framer and I still can't fathom the amount of money someone must've paid, let alone their state of mind, when they decided to frame *that many* themed pieces for their own pleasure/aesthetic, whether or not it was all custom-made
Based on findings from archeologist of criminals who were crucified there was no damage indicated to the hands (bone) and was mostly nailed via wrists and their feet. Based on the Bible from Greek translation they used one word for both wrist and hands (cheir). While in Luke 24:40 Latin they use the word (manus) which refers to hands. There’s also several other verses mentioning hands over wrists.
Dude this is the nicest answer. I was not expecting to be so well informed.
Lore expert
That's so interesting, was there a large sample size of individuals and how much was found of the carpals (wrist bones) compared to the metacarpals (hand bones)? The wrist bones are usually harder to completely recover, just because of their size so it's the sort of thing that can really limit analysis. Maybe the methods of crucifixion varied throughout the empire and over time? I've seen quite a few depictions where the feet are supported with a small step, and a nail through the wrist seems like a much quicker death - idk how quickly he's meant to have died
@@experiment35 so from the research I did they don’t have that big of a sample size (5-10 are speculated as it is hard to know for certain especially with wrist bones). In the Bible, Jesus died quicker than the other criminals (hence they stabbed his side to make sure he was really dead). His death took about 6hrs while normally other criminals would take 18-48hrs and normally died of suffocation. It is speculated due to the brutality Jesus experienced before the crucifixion (bound, court hearings, beaten, tormented, etc.) is the reason he died quickly.
I haven’t seen any depictions where there is a small step but it makes sense. Also although I have no real idea for sure whether it was the hands or wrist (and personally I don’t think it matters) the religious leaders could’ve hung Jesus by the wrists as he was crucified during Passover and they wouldn’t want his body there for long.
Personally I choose to believe in the hands just based on the original language used on the Bible.
That’s actually really interesting that the confusion is because it’s the same word. Thanks for sharing w the class 👍🏻
The green house was genuinely really nice-
It reminds me of those old white ladies who dedicate their whole life to a single colour (like the pink lady and the green lady and I’m pretty sure there’s a yellow lady)
It’s such a pretty green colour, and there’s such a variety and consistency, it’s genuinely really nice and weirdly comforting
Also the “there’s something weirdly racist about this” when literally the only ‘off’ thing about the house is the fucking American flags everywhere? Very apt. If someone genuinely owns even one American flag, I just kinda assume they’re racist (to be fair, I do the same with people who have too many English flags-)
I've only known Sarah from the Podcast "Violating Community Guidelines" and I always play it while doing house chores. Today I've seen Sarah for the first time and I was suprised how gorgeous she is because she does self depricating jokes in the podcast. All I see are two pretty best friends with a lovely sense of humor. Love you guys and your craft!
omg this is the sweetest comment, i hope Sarah sees this!!
I ain't never seen 2 pretty best friends 😂 (it's a gross man on tiktoks words not mine)
YAYAYAYAY THE SEROTONIN BOOST THIS GAVE ME💖💖💖 (and im living for Sarah’s set)
YES 👏
I will never get enough of Zillow Gone Wild, it makes my day every time I watch!
obsessed with them rooting for my school on accident while looking at a house covered in memorabilia of my rival school
I gotta say, Dracula is Brittany’s best impression
"SUCKLE MY TOES THE WAY GOD INTENDED" -killed me
listen, I loved my college experience. I simply could NEVER have a shrine to it. It just seems like big "I peaked in college and can't let go" energy. There's no better way to signal to people that you're living in the shadow of your former self, chasing a feeling with increasing desperation as it inches further away from you with each passing year. With peace and love.
Here’s the thing… I know the old man who lived there. He sends us Christmas cards every year. He’s been to every home Michigan game since 1970-something. BUT HE NEVER ATTENDED THE SCHOOL. He’s literally just a massive fan.
@@keilahvisscher1529 omg that makes it even funnier somehow.
@@keilahvisscher1529 hahaha classic Big 10 football fan honestly
Me, an Out of the Box stan singing the theme song before they got to it.
I saw Vivian and Tony at Playhouse Disney live as a kid and almost passed out from excitement
Rub rub rub snap clap
I would've CRIED--
Fun Fact: I’m a theater kid and Vivian is my voice teacher! She’s incredible ✨💛
ok that monochrome green house would ABSOLUTELY slay with mid century modern furniture, and like a 60s-70s makeover bbg
i miss the sarah & brittany era :/
I’m wondering how the interior designers felt when they find one of their houses on Zillow-
@@mastiyannugroho3554 what has exercise got to do with this 🤣
ashamed, as they should be
lol wait i felt bad sry
3:25
I used to go to school in a private christian school in France around Christmas we wouldn't have classes for half a day and instead we'd have stuff on religion.
Anyways, one Wednesday, I think teachers took turn reading directly from the bible (I was half asleep, I don't remember everything) and it got to the school priest talking about representation of Christ on the cross.
He basically said that Christ with nails in hands is impossible, because since he was on a cross suspend and with his weight it would have impossible not to just slide in between the fingers but in the wrists the bones would make sure he wouldn't fall off.
So technically he just taught a bunch of 14 years old how to properly crucify someone.
thank you for your service and sorry for the religious trauma you inevitably have
source: also an ex private christian school kid
@@emmuhhhleeee Honestly there wasn't too much religious things other than the Christmas time Jesus appreciation days. But the school was a mess, really shitty in multiple ways.
I hope you're okay though going through these types of school suck
as a kid i got a gash on my finger w the flat side of a nail so it makes sense that crucification by a nail in the hand wouldnt work
I that one works if he was only crucified by his arms. If it's by the feet and the hands them it would support the weight on his palms. So I guess it's denomination specific?
Love your guys' makeup in this one!! especially sarah's cutcrease it's just * mwah *
As for the “vampire that works at the pentagon” warehouse; obviously it was for 80’s-90’s style vampire orgies
I miss this 😢 probably one of the funniest series I’ve seen on UA-cam in a minute
The most addicting duo 🤩 there’s just something about your vibes as mates🤪
Okay I lied I immediately clicked off this BECAUSE BRITTANY YOU INTERVIEWED JACK AHHHHHHH IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU YOU DID SO AMAZING!!! you were so funny, professional, had some great questions. I can’t wait to see more of what you do!!!!!
WHAAAAT!? omg the way you don't even have to specify with a last name, we all know which Jack 😂 Damn she's got Rosalia and Jack crossed off the list, she's inching closer to interviewing Harry Styles 👀
can we talk about how good sarah looks likeee the outfit the hair the makeup everything she's gorg
y’all should do a zillow episode where you review houses and decide what crime the owners have committed
2:12 “Welcome to the stage, Babbling Brooke.” That’s a great drag name 🤣
"Courtney make that funny" has "Ron did you get that" energy
As an interior design student, I love this series and I thoroughly believe if I showed this to my profs they would kill themselves
i remember sarah’s live from before this when she was getting ready… so stunning
16:26 the way Sarah says queer 😭😭
I love how viscerally angry Sarah gets at the second house. I feel the same way with all these homes 😂
sarah: "i think whoever made this should be sued"
brittany: "okay"
im sorry but that made me DIE
VAMPIRE SCAT ENTHUSIAST THAT WORKS AT THE PENTAGON HAS ME IN LITERALLY TEARS HELP
so when are they going to become real estate agents? I need to be shown a 1.3 million dollar house as Brittany's burp echos when we enter the foyer
We need them on selling sunset or love it or list it😂
sarah's quickening descent into madness and it's only the FIRST HOUSE
The Dracula bit was absolutely horrid and I love y'all for it
Side note Sara’s hair and makeup is immaculate today ✨
I love Sarah's laugh, so uninhibited.
Hahahahahaha, I cant handle these two. The chaos that they bring is great!
5:10 HAHAHAHAHA
8:52 THAT VOICE LMAOOOO
14:10-15:10 IM IN TEARS- I cant handle this lore. LMAOOO
The editing is even better too. Hahaha!
That was basically my laugh timeline too lmao
The vampire terd bit sent me 🤣..holy shit that was funny! my tummy hurts
"girls who get to paint their own bedroom choose this color" I feel personally attacked remembering my highschool bedroom that was painted bright teal
mine was hot pink and acid green YIKES
we need a version where they actually go visit the houses in person..
OH MY GOD
“and replace them with canadian flags” made my canadian heart so happy lmfaoooo
Side note sarahs makeup is amazing. Also as an atheist i appreciated this video. The nook in the teal house wall is for a house phone. Youre welcome.
watching this video as a native michigander and watching them mix up msu and u of m really made me realize how little anyone actually cares about their rivalry outside of the michigan sports community lmao. a true serotonin booster
Watching this during the plateau of my anxiety attack. Thank you both for being content I can go to when I can't even talk sometimes. Thank you.
YESSSS A REASON TO STAY ALIVE THIS WEEK 🥹🕺
The only way 2 find out is 2b there, b i tch
Help- 💀
pastors daughter here, the nails went through his wrists. a lot of different translations say hands but during actual crucifixions at the time it was through the wrists. literally crucifixions are so scary though bc they don’t just hang on the cross, the way they die is suffocation. they break the legs of the person crucified and their body collapses on itself. super fucking scary.
I’m back bitchesssss - to say Courtney did a dope ass job with the editing and the spastic zoom-ins is so up y’all’s vibe alley and I’m here for it! NEED MORE COURTNEY EDITING
i couldnt breath during the whole bathroom abyss moment
"It's a bit shag carpet, monochrome."
-Brittany while looking at a room that is covered 100% in green, shag, monochrome carpet.
I will be in tears and unable to BREATHE listening to yall, omg the things I would do for a stand up show from you two
You guys need to do a Zillow gone wild IRL
14:03 here’s the Dracula toilet bit because I know I’ll come back and want to see it again.
Sarah you’re giving cool mom from mean girls in the pink track suit - in the best way, pleaseeee bedazzle the butt with something like “garlic” also both of y’all are hair goals in this video! You two give me life thank you for existing
bro sarah’s reaction to the second one is killing me omg😭
Okay, I just woke up, it’s actually sunny and warm in Michigan for the first time in years, I have the day off, and look what I’m blessed with…it’s gonna be a good day guys 🤠
sarah looks so pretty in that tracksuit she’s slaying
I’m so stoned watching this and the vampire who works at the pentagon bit had me laughing so hard i was on my hands and knees on the floor, tears streaming down my face, sides HURTING AJSJKDKFKGL
Brittany’s face when Sarah said she love that living room (18:36) is sending me to mars 💀💀💀
I grew up episcopalian in arizona and I can comfirm that that is exactly what our reception hall looked like... also yes I was closeted for a majority of my formative years