THE MOST INSANE FLORIDA MAN INCIDENTS! - Brit Reacts
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- Brit Reacts To Top 10 CRAZIEST Florida Man Stories
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Hi everyone, I’m Kabir and welcome to another episode of Kabir Considers! In this video I’m going React To Top 10 CRAZIEST Florida Man Stories
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Lived there many years…one of the Florida person stories was actually a woman pulled over for a traffic violation and the officer noticed the bag of drugs in her lap that she saud “just flew in her window”.😂
This was years ago now, but a Florida WOMAN stabbed her husband to death with a lawn/garden gnome because, "he forgot to bring home Christmas beer".
True story: Back in the early-90's, when I was driving an airport shuttle bus, a massive, linebacker-sized dude got onto my - thankfully empty - bus, and requested, and I quote, _"Transportation to the point of embarkation, because he was on a mission from the President of the United States, to stop Hillary Clinton from starting World War 3."_ I blinked once, and told him to take _THAT_ seat, drove him down into one of the terminals at DFW International, stopped at the first point I could, and told him in a forceful tone, to stand by under THAT sign, and another transport would come by to get him to the flight line. He tendered a parade ground-worthy salute, and happily hopped off the bus....I floored it to the other end of the terminal, found some DFW Police, told them where the guy was, and headed back to the barn - watching half the DFW po-po roll for the terminal, because homie did not want to ride in the Crown Vic quietly.
This sounds hysterically funny, until it's _you_ securely buckled into the driver's seat, unarmed and unable to bail out or fight back, and linebacker guy begins to incoherently rant about, and I again quote, _"...the da***d Jew b****rds who took my farm..."_ I had a nice, long night with a bottle of VSOP after that, and gave my state senator's office a piece of my mind the next day, as this was just after the first Texas Concealed Carry bill was defeated...at least they were appropriately horrified.
Back to the future is a good movie.
There are WAY more....
The closet people and chainsaw man were definitely drug related
If you enjoy this type of content, check out the author Tim Dorsey. He wrote several "Florida Man" style novels about a serial killer who only attacks people who put down or destroy historic Florida culture. Sounds dark, but is really really funny. Pick any of his novels and have a blast reading! Maybe start with "Florida Roadkill."
I live in SoFla. This s*** happens every day. Maybe it's the heat.
Pretty much everything is Florida is public record with easy access. That's why you hear about it so much.
The alligator has to be the funniest
#5. . . . Surprised it wasn't Jeremy DeWitte. . . .
"I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too!"
RIP Mitch
Thanks Mr. Hedberg
Born and raised Floridian. If you are arrested for stealing a pack of gum in Florida your name and charge are announed in the local paper next news cycle and its like that all over the state so there are plenty of stories to choose from its a treasure trove of information.
Hi Kabir 😊❤. Florida is like the embarrassing family member to the rest of the US. I think you should know that 😜
Because 64% of the people in Florida are NOT FROM FLORIDA. Sit down and shut up.
Remember there are a significant number of transplants from up north, esp NY/NJ in FL. Not surprising.
64 % of the people in Florida are NOT FROM FLORIDA. Sit down and shut up.
@@lilyz2156 64 % of the people in Florida are NOT FROM FLORIDA.
The chainsaw one reminds me of when I was younger, in high school. I put on shorts and tape the bottom of them to my legs, then put baggy jeans on. Would stuff two fifths of Absolut in each leg and walk out of the store. A bit different, but… haha
Bro, this is Florida. It's VERY believable.
Einstein Relativy Limerick
There once was a woman named Bright
Who's speed was much faster than light
She set out today in a relative way
And came back the previous night
0:30 to answer "what's going on in Florida", it's the Sunshine Ordinance. In Florida, these records are open to the public, unlike in most other states, so it's easier for the news media to get a handle on these stories.
Who does that?!?!
Keep watching UA-cam. 🤭
There is alot of meth in Florida, so...😂
Actually, meth is waaaay higher in Midwest and Northeast do the research.
@lilyz2156 I'm in California and this is what we hear. Sorry to be inaccurate, but mostly was just playing
@lilyz2156 it still doesn't make their comment less true 😂
They were probably very high 🎉🎉
3:13 simple drugs lol
I lived in Fl for over 20 years and yes crazy things happen BUT Fla is nothing compared to Savannah Ga.
Personally never been to Georgia but I bet they have more respectable news outlets that didn’t make any type of “Florida Man” headlines. 😅
If u google Florida man and your birth date u can find your spirit Floridian... mine is a homeless man with no arms attempted to stab tourist with scissors when asking for directions.
I am my own Actual spirit native Floridian
@@lilyz2156are you saying that you have your own “Florida Man” headline from experience for yourself? 👀
@@yourHandleShouldBeAtLeast3... LOL!!
Guess what happened at work, dear. Someone threw . . .
The gator and the kitten were put in danger due to these fools with fewer brain cells than those animals.
Once again WatchMojo is playing fast and loose with the truth yes time travel is possible but not in conventional means that you would see in movies you can't go back you can only go forward by going out into space and then coming back look up Brian Cox a brilliant physicist and Astro physicist who actually figured out how to do time travel.
2:12 i think you misheard? he was the one selling those hot dogs, so it wasn't his job to eat them, lol
I thought you were hungry, officer!! llol..get out of jail free card.. xo
You need to play Florida or Germany
Find the most extreme bat $h1t story and guess did it happen in Florida or Germany
So is Germany the Florida of Europe? 😂
Fake cops aren’t unheard of. Some wanna be tried to pull that in my city. He was caught after someone he pulled over realized he was fake, refused to open her window and called 911.
Stuck for two days....probably high as a kite and out of it. Most of these probably involved intoxication of some kind. :)
Yeah, Florida is its own.
Unlike any other state.
The further north you go, the further South you are, and the further south you go, the further north you thins become.
I’ve been here since 1985. There are a lot of outrageous things that people do - get away with.
A lot of crazies move down here. And there are a LOT of Drugs.
📻😮🤣
As an American, I apologize for the stupidity, and all I can say is yes, we can be stupid. 😢
poor gator.. he doesnt know whats going on..
I cannot stand the "Florida man" story thing. Our records are made public which is the only reason Florida got this reputation. I've lived in Florida for 42 years and I have never witnessed anything crazy happen here. A lot of other states have insane things happen too but they don't have public records.
I think the answer to your question is “meth”
You just can’t think stupid!
3:17.... I mean, Tom Cruise has been in the closet for 25-30 years.
I don't consider a 3 1/2' alligator a deadly weapon. That was crazy tho
Isn’t deadly? And did he not throw it at people? 🤷♂️
Isn’t deadly? And did he not throw it at people? 🤷♂️
@@bigbk3278 a small 3 1/2' alligator isn't big enough to cause fatal injuries. I think that charge is over the top.
@larchman4327 correct. a 3.5 ft gator is small. I had a 3 ft gator in my pool one morning, noticed it when I was having my coffee. Dad walks into the kitchen and asks what I was looking at? He looks over my shoulder, sees the gator and says, "Get the pool net before your Mom sees him." I was 15 and beyond annoyed about fishing that dinosaur out of the pool before going to school. Baby gators are cute, adult gators are to be respected, but 2-4 footers are just a pain in the ass but not deadly.
@@larchman4327 oh no for a fact it’s not killing no one, yea it’s a od charge but I guess to discourage others from doing it
I think most of these involve drugs or alcohol, makes for stupid criminals 😅.