Then cues up hour long victim segment, followed by a definitive statement stating he's done with duh drama and he's never gonna address again! *ANGRY SNORT*
His most recent discord messages show that if he isn’t ACKtively involved n some kind of drama, he makes his kids go out there and start some beef with somebody on his behalf. The man needs an intervention.
He came so close to stating realizations in this rant. It aggravates me so much that he basically admitted in this rant that his audience don't deserve respect, REAL honesty and for the content creator to change FOR THEIR AUDIENCE!
I love that even though Phil isn’t on the podcast, they still had a segment roasting him. Hope they make it a regular thing 😂 Also adding a tally to the times Phil implied the haters were mentally ill
Can you IMAGINE if Gundam got that Interview?! Gundam be like: So Ackdolf Snortler, remember that time back in 2010, when you lost your job? I know you had to be blindsided. Phil: Whaaa? Oh! Yeah. (Snort) Awwww man, I was blindsided. Gundam: So I know you're a busy man, we'll skip over the 37th Retcon of the Helicopter Story & skip straight to the juicy stuff OK? So Remember that time you cranked one out live on stream, then leaned back & snorted? Phil: Huh? Gundam: Oh by the way Phil, The Cameras on, Hello! Phil: (Ends Discord call) Gundam: BEAT THAT RAGEQUIT RECORD YOU TROLLS BUWAHAHAHAHA! NOBODY can make Phil end a call faster than I! LMAO
Once upon a Late Stream, dreary, While tips floundered, meek and bleary, as the Gin inside the Thermos steadily rolled around the floor, As he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some Dunce's stereo rapping, rapping Urban-style Lore. "Fuckin' Tevin, yes?" he muttered, "Interrupting my Whale-Paid Snores. Just his Fault, and nothing more."
Atlus, I love your videos, but fuck you for not putting a god damn trigger warning on Phil's big thumbnail pose. That shit will stay with me forever and haunt the deepest, most primal part of my brain in bed-shitting night terrors for the rest of my life. Big ups to the detractors, be careful on that dive deeper into the snortex.
Thank you for the 5. I apologize for a lack of trigger warning I've personally become so numb to the guy and his shenanigans I forget maybe other people arent as hardened as me
The primary reason Phil gives to the question of “are you a failure” is “no because I didn’t do anything to harm anybody” Not that he was irresponsible with his money. He didn’t allocate any business funds, not that he didn’t grow his brand, or branch out, or collaborate, or start any business contracts of any kind. Not that he didn’t introduce anything new to his profession or innovate or introduce ANYTHING at all of value or interest to streaming/gaming or podcasting. In fact the only reason DSP isn’t a TOTAL COMPLETE failure of EPIC proportions is because of TIHYDP. Which was a genuine innovation and has changed and evolved with the times. Like I don’t know if that’s Irony but it’s absolutely hilarious nonetheless. It isn’t Phil’s decision. It’s not his CHOICE whether or not he is a failure. It’s reflected by results.
I've watched Turkey Tom for a few years and I can't think of a single time he mentioned DSP before he dropped the vid. Phil can't help but to make enemies out of anyone who "slights" him
“I made mistakes, I’m not a perfect guy” Any narcissist can make this vague, self-deprecating statement. These words are hollow and meaningless. They’re like the promises of a politician up for office; “I am for the people” “I will use your tax dollars wisely”.
"Welcome to "Narcissism 103 - Intermediare Narcissism Exploration"." "Today we will be reviewing a video case study of "Subject D" and his very deeply ingrained Narcissistic behavioral mental illness." "Everyone grab your seats and be prepared to take notes." "Lots of notes."
Dsp's estrogen levels are so high his testicles have nipples. He is so damn passive agressive. It is such a beta personality trait. He has no idea on how to just "man up" and own his thought, actions, and feelings comletely. And then take responsibility for whatever occurs because of them.
Notice that Phil doesn't just refer to himself as an outsider. Initially he describes his position as above and outside. I don't think this is accidental. He truly wants to believe that he holds some moral high ground. In his world view there is a distinct hierarchy and clearly he resides at the pinnacle.
Its the same way he thinks he's above everyone else by not shopping at walmart. I guarantee the moment he has go step into a Walmart as a necessity he'll talk about it for weeks.
Hate how he hides behind religion. If you’re religious and you’ve seen dsp’s character, he’d be going straight to hell. Dsp is pious when it’s convenient.
He's not walmart but he's def one of those charities that his dents think the money is being used for a good cause but 95% just goes into WWE champions lol
The insanity of Phil being told an analogy using Walmart, not understanding it’s an analogy and talking about it in his real life interactions is hilarious.
Idk, I'm afraid, but I got the analogy. Like, people like to trash talk walmart, but still go there. They participate, then act like it's the worst thing ever. Hes saying that avoiding the lolcow podcast is a matter of self respect. I didn't know he had self respect. Oh yeah, and Amazon is no better, so Phil's still the same.
55:00 They would say it's a perfectly healthy source of schadenfreude. It's no different than watching Jackass. Only in Phil's case it's not planned stunts, it's a horrible person getting slapped by karma day in and day out.
59:45 "Turkey Tom, what makes you better than me?" Huh, so in dsps mind, receiving criticism means the source looks down on him. I get that criticism can suck, but i dont remember turkey toms video being too negative in his criticisms.
I worked at Walmart for 7 years. While it is true the pay sucks, I dare you to show me a retail store that pays their employees well. They don't just fire you for no reason. They don't just go to a door greeter and say "oh you're fired, we don't need you anymore." In fact, the ONLY people I've seen get fired are people caught stealing, and most of them are also prosecuted. As long as you do the bare minimum, it's almost impossible to get fired. The bare minimum is coming to work on time and don't steal.
It always makes me chuckle when Dave puts a shitload of words in peoples mouths. "He said, OH, Phils in a good mental headspace and wants to stay out of drama. Good for him." Tom never fuckin said that. 😂
That comment about that he wanted ti se turkey's face makes me smile. As a person who watched phil between 2008 to 2015 i remember that phil was incredibly camerashy in the beginning, making a face reveal a year after i started watching him😅
I love how anywhere DSP goes to shop, or conduct business, they’re incompetent, and he knows more than them.. Plus, all these horrid takes from Phil, he says so confidently, and smug- is due to never, I mean NEVER having any form of pushback.. if there’s a slight disagreement, he LIMBs them into the pigroach motel in the sky.
as a walmart associate for almost5 years now, heres the truth yes, they suck. when it comes to treating employees well, theyd rather give you a shitty “25 Year Walmart Anniversary” coin as “associate appreciation” than pay them better or whatnot training is damn near nonexistent, and they dont care about their store infrastructure unless someone calls OSHA on them speaking from experience
Imagine if you fell backwards into having a career where you just play video games, most gifted to you by your fans, and you still find a way to complain all day.
He does "hurt" people. He takes money from regards who could use it to better their own lives. Yeah, you could argue if it wasn't him taking it someone or something else would but he's the one doing it right now.
I had a roommate in the Army that me and my best friend (also in the Army) would play pranks on. He would go to such extraordinary lengths to act like it didn't bother him that it made it more tempting to play more pranks. And that's DSPs relationship with the internet summed up. To be clear the guy we played pranks on was a bit odd but we were all friends at the end of the day. Unlike DSP he would find the humor in the pranks, albeit well after the fact.
yeah he called torky tahm putrid and vile? i called him putrid vile pigroach on a doody streams video AND I RECEIVED A WHOPPING COMMUNITY STRIKE for cyberbullying
"its weird he had Metroid gameplay footage going on in the video thats some old shit" people still do surf map footage in CSGO while they talk about shit DSP, lmao
The fact that he mentions that his "audience" will be affected by "negative" things about him. Bro needs to stop bringing his viewers down in the dirt with him. They're not all victims like he portrays himself as... I'm pretty sure us adults can handle ourselves and not be bothered by the trolls or haters and ignore them. Its like he's shielding his viewers from a nuclear winter.
I'm not going to talk about the documentary and I won't be watching it because hours of rambling and being baited in a hot second. The gift that keeps on giving.
I find it fascinating that Phil thinks his “self-evaluation” approaches any form of real accountability. It’s almost like he can control the parameters of what he chooses to own up to and therefore not be accountable at all.
Gotta love how Dsp "admitting he has made mistakes" includes absolutely zero examples of him making mistakes or apologizing to anyone he wronged via those soecific mistakes. He avoids giving specifics because he seriously is not capable of admitting that he was or is wrong. His ego is so fragile that even when "admitting he has made mistakes, he still can not admit that he was wrong." It is amazing to watch.
Phil, you probably will never see this. But you responded. By making this entire rant. You've responded. You could have just left it at "no, im not interested" and moved on. But you're incapable of doing that.
Yeah, if he actually wanted to live as he talks by all means go ahead but you know the reality is back to begging, panicking about content and what people want to see, and stirring drama complaining about others.
@Haruka_May yah, it would be hard not to rant about something for an hour when your reality is playing games badly that you dont even like to an audience that barely gives you money. And then after that spend whatevers left of the evening with a wife you dont know how to spend time with when the wifi is out
Phil’s a horrible person the funny thing is he doesn’t know it and just keeps repeating the behavior while complaining about people being irritated by him
33:51 I'd like to point out that Phil said earlier not to beat around the bush but now not only is he beating around a bush but he's beating around every bush in a ten-mile radius
I love how he still thinks that his detractors do absolutely NOTHING but make fun of him as in if he stopped making content, his detractors would have nothing to do anymore. I think about DSP maybe every now and then and will focus on what he’s up to whenever something big happens like Turkey tom’s documentary on him. Outside of that, I think about him maybe a few times a month
0:59 When he say "Preacher preaching to the choir..." Like ALL of them are Fans. He don't for a second understand that many of them are Detractors and Haters.... Detatched from reality indeed 😆😆😄😄
13:35 I think I would rather do self deprecating humor for a laugh than have to constantly beg my audience for money. By that definition Phil is 100% a failure
How many of those 300 people usually on the podcast are larpers and outright trollers? I can't imagine he has more than 200-250 legitimate fans who regularly watch him.
this arc is pure insanity and shows how unhinged DSP is about drama despite saying you will never find anything toxic or drama if you only watch his streams and nothing else
TT has over one million subs and there’s no such thing as bad publicity. If his (Darkside) ego wasn’t so frail he would do it, toe the line (illnesses, robberies, lazy door dashers), and tank the rest of it. In an era where people pay to insult you the more the better!
‘maybe you can argue that I did something wrong when I first started’ You mean your top ten most racist moments? I don’t think there’s an argument there.
now if dsp was invited to be on the lolcow show as 1 of the farmers or interrogators, she would absolutely immedately jump and rush the chance to do it even for free.
20:28 and this is what I meant earlier Phil perfectly pointed out why him reacting to Turkey Tom would work but then he came up with a stupid excuse on why it supposedly wouldn't
Gotta love DSP soapboxing about Walmart while turning up his nose at independent games. Anticompetitive practices, poor pay, bad service, all these things apply to the big game studios as well. But nah gotta play CoD gahhys!
"It's either scat or sandwich shop analogy" had me dying. You can always count on dsp to bring it up.
Run and hide, then publicly smack talk is dsps new strategy for any publicity. Coward.
Facts
Oh that's not new. He's been that ever since his FGC days, I'd bet he's been that since he was a kid
@@chucheeness7817always had his hand in the cash drawer. “But not our Phil! Couldn’t be precious Phil!”
Phil the person that never gets involved in drama.
Also Phil, constantly name drops content creator and shit talks them.
Then cues up hour long victim segment, followed by a definitive statement stating he's done with duh drama and he's never gonna address again! *ANGRY SNORT*
That's totally not drama dood 😂🤣
how else would be avoid playing games for 90-120 minutes every day for his pahdcast?
His most recent discord messages show that if he isn’t ACKtively involved n some kind of drama, he makes his kids go out there and start some beef with somebody on his behalf.
The man needs an intervention.
One year later and his ever-declining clout has gotten to the point where nobody even reacts to namedrops anymore, he is so irrelevant :D
He skipped an ad , so that he can do an ad for how cheap Walmart is
He loves doing free promos
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper.
He came so close to stating realizations in this rant. It aggravates me so much that he basically admitted in this rant that his audience don't deserve respect, REAL honesty and for the content creator to change FOR THEIR AUDIENCE!
I love that even though Phil isn’t on the podcast, they still had a segment roasting him. Hope they make it a regular thing 😂
Also adding a tally to the times Phil implied the haters were mentally ill
They could call it fair use corner lol
Turkey Tom : "A Decade of Failure"
Dave : *melts down and build a castle in his head for Tom to live rent free in.*
How can he mention Walmart while being overwhelmingly dependent of Amazon and Costco...
All those conglomerates are brothers.
DSP is too scared to do an interview. The only reason he brought it up was to get attention. 😂
Can you IMAGINE if Gundam got that Interview?!
Gundam be like: So Ackdolf Snortler, remember that time back in 2010, when you lost your job? I know you had to be blindsided.
Phil: Whaaa? Oh! Yeah. (Snort) Awwww man, I was blindsided.
Gundam: So I know you're a busy man, we'll skip over the 37th Retcon of the Helicopter Story & skip straight to the juicy stuff OK? So Remember that time you cranked one out live on stream, then leaned back & snorted?
Phil: Huh?
Gundam: Oh by the way Phil, The Cameras on, Hello!
Phil: (Ends Discord call)
Gundam: BEAT THAT RAGEQUIT RECORD YOU TROLLS BUWAHAHAHAHA! NOBODY can make Phil end a call faster than I!
LMAO
Once upon a Late Stream, dreary,
While tips floundered, meek and bleary, as the Gin inside the Thermos steadily rolled around the floor,
As he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some Dunce's stereo rapping, rapping Urban-style Lore.
"Fuckin' Tevin, yes?" he muttered, "Interrupting my Whale-Paid Snores. Just his Fault, and nothing more."
Quote the Pigroach: _snort_
love how phil completely memory holed the LTG drama he milked during the summer
Atlus, I love your videos, but fuck you for not putting a god damn trigger warning on Phil's big thumbnail pose. That shit will stay with me forever and haunt the deepest, most primal part of my brain in bed-shitting night terrors for the rest of my life. Big ups to the detractors, be careful on that dive deeper into the snortex.
Thank you for the 5. I apologize for a lack of trigger warning I've personally become so numb to the guy and his shenanigans I forget maybe other people arent as hardened as me
"milking a person is dehumanising and degrading humans to cattle", apparently DSP never heard of human females.
His lack of understanding of analogies is frustrating
I really don't want to hear how disgusting it is to "milk" other people when most of his humor is sbout scat and farting/burping
If I was a richer man I would literally start paying people to not support phil. I hate this man so much. #makephilwork
Whines about the term milking, spending every day of his life milking his audience for as much money to waste and they can give him.
The primary reason Phil gives to the question of “are you a failure” is “no because I didn’t do anything to harm anybody”
Not that he was irresponsible with his money. He didn’t allocate any business funds, not that he didn’t grow his brand, or branch out, or collaborate, or start any business contracts of any kind.
Not that he didn’t introduce anything new to his profession or innovate or introduce ANYTHING at all of value or interest to streaming/gaming or podcasting.
In fact the only reason DSP isn’t a TOTAL COMPLETE failure of EPIC proportions is because of TIHYDP. Which was a genuine innovation and has changed and evolved with the times. Like I don’t know if that’s Irony but it’s absolutely hilarious nonetheless.
It isn’t Phil’s decision. It’s not his CHOICE whether or not he is a failure. It’s reflected by results.
"Hurt his back", by playing touch football... 😂😂
This man has known the term lolcow for years, and now that he learns what it (very obviously) means he has to cope for like an hour
I'm still convinced he knew that the camera was *[On] Off*
I've watched Turkey Tom for a few years and I can't think of a single time he mentioned DSP before he dropped the vid. Phil can't help but to make enemies out of anyone who "slights" him
7:39 Phil's balls finally dropped, only took 40+ years
“I made mistakes, I’m not a perfect guy”
Any narcissist can make this vague, self-deprecating statement. These words are hollow and meaningless. They’re like the promises of a politician up for office; “I am for the people” “I will use your tax dollars wisely”.
He really does chew the shit out of his water. So weird.
Dammit Atlus, whenever I have a thought I want to type out you immediately say it out loud before I'm done typing.
Maybe DSP is afraid of negative publicity even though he's a walking disaster.
🐷 "I'd like you to imagine Turkey Tom milking me like a farm animal."
Ummm... No thanks, Phil! 🤣
"Welcome to "Narcissism 103 - Intermediare Narcissism Exploration"."
"Today we will be reviewing a video case study of "Subject D" and his very deeply ingrained Narcissistic behavioral mental illness."
"Everyone grab your seats and be prepared to take notes." "Lots of notes."
Dsp's estrogen levels are so high his testicles have nipples.
He is so damn passive agressive. It is such a beta personality trait. He has no idea on how to just "man up" and own his thought, actions, and feelings comletely. And then take responsibility for whatever occurs because of them.
Notice that Phil doesn't just refer to himself as an outsider. Initially he describes his position as above and outside. I don't think this is accidental. He truly wants to believe that he holds some moral high ground. In his world view there is a distinct hierarchy and clearly he resides at the pinnacle.
Narcissism 101
Its the same way he thinks he's above everyone else by not shopping at walmart. I guarantee the moment he has go step into a Walmart as a necessity he'll talk about it for weeks.
Hate how he hides behind religion. If you’re religious and you’ve seen dsp’s character, he’d be going straight to hell. Dsp is pious when it’s convenient.
These videos encourage me to do better things in life
They do for me as well. Taking a critical look at the guy shows me how I should better myself
Phil acting like Tom assaulted him just because he said "milk"' is so surreal.
Lol when he said it, it all came full circle...you need to milk the lolcows. 😂
I finally understand why they're called lolcows
I'm don't believe him for ONE second when he says he doesn't shop at Walmart.
He’s “happy” rich coming from Mr. Bankrupt
He's not walmart but he's def one of those charities that his dents think the money is being used for a good cause but 95% just goes into WWE champions lol
"95%" is a Very LOW Guesstimation lol
I love how Phil went out of his way to take a shot at Review Tech USA. He's doing a great job of staying out of drama. 😂
The insanity of Phil being told an analogy using Walmart, not understanding it’s an analogy and talking about it in his real life interactions is hilarious.
Idk, I'm afraid, but I got the analogy. Like, people like to trash talk walmart, but still go there. They participate, then act like it's the worst thing ever.
Hes saying that avoiding the lolcow podcast is a matter of self respect. I didn't know he had self respect.
Oh yeah, and Amazon is no better, so Phil's still the same.
I love this “I was athletic” retcon he’s trying to shape. Piggy was never athletic, not for one day of his miserable life.
55:00 They would say it's a perfectly healthy source of schadenfreude. It's no different than watching Jackass. Only in Phil's case it's not planned stunts, it's a horrible person getting slapped by karma day in and day out.
1 HOUR OF BEAUTIFULLY CURATED CONTENT! Thank you Mr. Bookkeeper 🤝
59:45 "Turkey Tom, what makes you better than me?"
Huh, so in dsps mind, receiving criticism means the source looks down on him. I get that criticism can suck, but i dont remember turkey toms video being too negative in his criticisms.
The only thing DSP is missing is an old torn up varsity jacket the way this guy lives in the “glory days” of the past
His "4th place Street Fighter II EVO" story is the closest Phil has to a varsity jacket.
I worked at Walmart for 7 years. While it is true the pay sucks, I dare you to show me a retail store that pays their employees well. They don't just fire you for no reason. They don't just go to a door greeter and say "oh you're fired, we don't need you anymore." In fact, the ONLY people I've seen get fired are people caught stealing, and most of them are also prosecuted. As long as you do the bare minimum, it's almost impossible to get fired. The bare minimum is coming to work on time and don't steal.
It always makes me chuckle when Dave puts a shitload of words in peoples mouths. "He said, OH, Phils in a good mental headspace and wants to stay out of drama. Good for him." Tom never fuckin said that. 😂
That comment about that he wanted ti se turkey's face makes me smile. As a person who watched phil between 2008 to 2015 i remember that phil was incredibly camerashy in the beginning, making a face reveal a year after i started watching him😅
No piggy, you’re not making an ass of yourself at all. That shopping cart “Rahbbery” story was totally dignified.
3:43 did he seriously just have a chuckle at the thought that his dents now have to pay more for him to “catch up” because he can’t save money?
I love how anywhere DSP goes to shop, or conduct business, they’re incompetent, and he knows more than them..
Plus, all these horrid takes from Phil, he says so confidently, and smug- is due to never, I mean NEVER having any form of pushback.. if there’s a slight disagreement, he LIMBs them into the pigroach motel in the sky.
as a walmart associate for almost5 years now, heres the truth
yes, they suck. when it comes to treating employees well, theyd rather give you a shitty “25 Year Walmart Anniversary” coin as “associate appreciation” than pay them better or whatnot
training is damn near nonexistent, and they dont care about their store infrastructure unless someone calls OSHA on them
speaking from experience
Facts, work for Walmart about 4 years and they don’t give a shit.
Imagine if you fell backwards into having a career where you just play video games, most gifted to you by your fans, and you still find a way to complain all day.
He does "hurt" people. He takes money from regards who could use it to better their own lives. Yeah, you could argue if it wasn't him taking it someone or something else would but he's the one doing it right now.
I had a roommate in the Army that me and my best friend (also in the Army) would play pranks on. He would go to such extraordinary lengths to act like it didn't bother him that it made it more tempting to play more pranks. And that's DSPs relationship with the internet summed up.
To be clear the guy we played pranks on was a bit odd but we were all friends at the end of the day. Unlike DSP he would find the humor in the pranks, albeit well after the fact.
DSP is the master of creating storylines in his own head that have not happened yet and presenting that story as fact to a highly regarded audience
50:03 This is Phil screaming at his bathroom mirror at this point.😂
yeah he called torky tahm putrid and vile? i called him putrid vile pigroach on a doody streams video AND I RECEIVED A WHOPPING COMMUNITY STRIKE for cyberbullying
"its weird he had Metroid gameplay footage going on in the video thats some old shit" people still do surf map footage in CSGO while they talk about shit DSP, lmao
One thing dsp is coping with the fact wings and boogie made 50k for nothing. While he's still begging for tips.
The fact that he mentions that his "audience" will be affected by "negative" things about him. Bro needs to stop bringing his viewers down in the dirt with him. They're not all victims like he portrays himself as... I'm pretty sure us adults can handle ourselves and not be bothered by the trolls or haters and ignore them. Its like he's shielding his viewers from a nuclear winter.
His only defense is to say 'that's disgusting, milking a human being' when he knows damn well what they mean when they say that.
I'm not going to talk about the documentary and I won't be watching it because hours of rambling and being baited in a hot second. The gift that keeps on giving.
Lore update: "Dave is allergic to W's." No really, that's what the lore says.
But he DID sit for an hour milking Turkey Tom
I find it fascinating that Phil thinks his “self-evaluation” approaches any form of real accountability. It’s almost like he can control the parameters of what he chooses to own up to and therefore not be accountable at all.
That is because he treats his live like a video game. He just needs to QA a little and tweak some parameters and all will be ok
Gotta love how Dsp "admitting he has made mistakes" includes absolutely zero examples of him making mistakes or apologizing to anyone he wronged via those soecific mistakes.
He avoids giving specifics because he seriously is not capable of admitting that he was or is wrong. His ego is so fragile that even when "admitting he has made mistakes, he still can not admit that he was wrong." It is amazing to watch.
Dsp did one good thing show me that i need a job lol
When dsp dose the thinking pose 🤔
"Wings and Boogie, they shop at Walmart - I DON'T DO THAT! I Don't need that! I run a successful business!"
21:15 of course he found a way to make a scat joke
Is belief system is literally, "I ain't too proud to beg."
Goooooooooooddamn over an hour? I'm about to dig into this like it's WWE champions and Kats at work.
30:58 and now Phil's going to ramble oh joy
Phil, you probably will never see this. But you responded. By making this entire rant. You've responded. You could have just left it at "no, im not interested" and moved on. But you're incapable of doing that.
Yeah, if he actually wanted to live as he talks by all means go ahead but you know the reality is back to begging, panicking about content and what people want to see, and stirring drama complaining about others.
@Haruka_May yah, it would be hard not to rant about something for an hour when your reality is playing games badly that you dont even like to an audience that barely gives you money. And then after that spend whatevers left of the evening with a wife you dont know how to spend time with when the wifi is out
Phil’s a horrible person the funny thing is he doesn’t know it and just keeps repeating the behavior while complaining about people being irritated by him
33:51 I'd like to point out that Phil said earlier not to beat around the bush but now not only is he beating around a bush but he's beating around every bush in a ten-mile radius
I love how he still thinks that his detractors do absolutely NOTHING but make fun of him as in if he stopped making content, his detractors would have nothing to do anymore. I think about DSP maybe every now and then and will focus on what he’s up to whenever something big happens like Turkey tom’s documentary on him. Outside of that, I think about him maybe a few times a month
Awe yeah, my favorite skelebrarian
“We’ve seen situations where people who have been bullied go crazy”
Yeah, Phil, we are watching that right now.
If i where to make a video on phil on a documentary style way I'd title it darksydephil: from fame to declining failure
I personally would love it if Kemstar made Phil get on his hands and knees and apologize. He'd be turning beat red if he had to do it.
0:59 When he say "Preacher preaching to the choir..." Like ALL of them are Fans. He don't for a second understand that many of them are Detractors and Haters....
Detatched from reality indeed 😆😆😄😄
13:35 I think I would rather do self deprecating humor for a laugh than have to constantly beg my audience for money. By that definition Phil is 100% a failure
How many of those 300 people usually on the podcast are larpers and outright trollers? I can't imagine he has more than 200-250 legitimate fans who regularly watch him.
This was a sterling example of the narcissistic rage cycle.
this arc is pure insanity and shows how unhinged DSP is about drama despite saying you will never find anything toxic or drama if you only watch his streams and nothing else
46:59 you're lying Phil I refuse to belive you were told this
Thanks for you daily Scorching of the S.W.I.N.E. Love the smell of Bacon in the morning 😁👌
TT has over one million subs and there’s no such thing as bad publicity. If his (Darkside) ego wasn’t so frail he would do it, toe the line (illnesses, robberies, lazy door dashers), and tank the rest of it. In an era where people pay to insult you the more the better!
wait so is phil saying he's gonna go crazy and shoot us up if we dont stop trolling? "its just a matter of time until someone snaps"
‘maybe you can argue that I did something wrong when I first started’
You mean your top ten most racist moments? I don’t think there’s an argument there.
There is no self awareness in this man
now if dsp was invited to be on the lolcow show as 1 of the farmers or interrogators, she would absolutely immedately jump and rush the chance to do it even for free.
15:46 Oh god I did not need to see that humor aside that's legitimately terrifying 😨😱😨😱😨😱
20:28 and this is what I meant earlier Phil perfectly pointed out why him reacting to Turkey Tom would work but then he came up with a stupid excuse on why it supposedly wouldn't
13:24 - 13:33 . My favorite part about that is all I've seen today is different versions of "ANY SUPPORT PLEASE" in memeolgy and Snort thumbnails lol
Dsps Walmart rant CAN be switched to dsp “walmart/dsp only cares about money, Walmart/dsp mistreats its employees/viewers” etc etc
37:19 Of course he finds a way to bring Street Fighter in this
Gotta love DSP soapboxing about Walmart while turning up his nose at independent games. Anticompetitive practices, poor pay, bad service, all these things apply to the big game studios as well. But nah gotta play CoD gahhys!
Boogie you fool I shop at Target I go to the rich man's Walmart.