"I would never date her," Ray x Listener (Angst) (Ft. Emma, and Norman)

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  • @Your_FBI_Agent_Dani008
    @Your_FBI_Agent_Dani008 2 роки тому +144

    "you left your diary at my house, and I read those pages, do you really love me baby."💀👍

  • @tpn_edits11
    @tpn_edits11 2 роки тому +90

    I laughed so hard when Emma said that she wanted listener if ray didn't

    • @ikilledh623
      @ikilledh623 2 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @BrokenEclipse
      @BrokenEclipse 2 роки тому +6

      If ray doesn't want me imma marry norman or emma:}
      Me if I married emma: F*ck it emma let's get married and runaway like lesbians 🏃‍♀️ 💨

  • @Latte_hotte
    @Latte_hotte 2 роки тому +229

    Ray : I would never date listener
    Me: gets gun
    Me: try again ray

  • @Darwinnn0516
    @Darwinnn0516 2 роки тому +310

    Ray: "She's ugly and.. weird."
    Me: *bursts into tears because of the emotional little shit i am*

  • @Cosmyx_YT
    @Cosmyx_YT 2 роки тому +229

    “If I looked like her I would’ve killed myself already”
    Me who has been told multiple time I look like a female ray: *Uno reverse card bish*

    • @craigellefson5455
      @craigellefson5455 2 роки тому +13

      STOP ITS 1 IN THE MORNING AND IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH WHILE READING THIS

    • @levi4131
      @levi4131 2 роки тому +2

      Sameeee

    • @hansteltomygretal_
      @hansteltomygretal_ 2 роки тому +4

      PLS NOT THE UNO REVERSE

    • @pancitosobao
      @pancitosobao 2 роки тому +1

      Me:

    • @RandomRiniGrace
      @RandomRiniGrace 2 роки тому +3

      I’ve been told I look like mama Isabella, So I’d kill myself too if I was skinnier ;-;”

  • @octoriiiii
    @octoriiiii 2 роки тому +32

    ray: *insulting me left and right*
    me: no, no he's got a point

  • @v..trixes..v1241
    @v..trixes..v1241 2 роки тому +158

    8:44 norman said: YEEET ☝️😂

    • @KittyCat-yn1sh
      @KittyCat-yn1sh 2 роки тому +15

      IM CRYING LAUGHING IVE BEEN REPLAYING THAT PART FOR 10 MINUTES NOW

    • @v..trixes..v1241
      @v..trixes..v1241 2 роки тому +4

      @@KittyCat-yn1sh HAHHAHAHAHA

    • @Akemi_Live
      @Akemi_Live 2 роки тому +3

      I WHEZZED SO HARD- XD

    • @Sapphire_Clown_Sobs
      @Sapphire_Clown_Sobs 2 роки тому +3

      This this is my favorite comment so far LMFAO

    • @nicolewebb6648
      @nicolewebb6648 2 роки тому +3

      ✨✨Yyyaass Emma snatch his wig✨✨ but now smacked ray😊

  • @x_.ch3ster._x103
    @x_.ch3ster._x103 2 роки тому +176

    Me walking with hot chocolate: I'm gonna give this to ray >:)
    Ray: **Talking crap about listener**
    Me; Here Emma you can have it and share with Norman

    • @Aphadole
      @Aphadole 2 роки тому +4

      Or throw it at him

    • @m1kant4umik13
      @m1kant4umik13 2 роки тому +3

      @@Aphadole yes ma’am.

    • @livid_beat
      @livid_beat 2 роки тому +4

      @@Aphadole ray doesn't deserve the hot chocolate

    • @Aphadole
      @Aphadole 2 роки тому +3

      @@livid_beat how about we turn him into todoroki 🙃

    • @livid_beat
      @livid_beat 2 роки тому +2

      @@Aphadole YASSSS

  • @starzz.444
    @starzz.444 2 роки тому +251

    AT THE PART WHERE RAY WAS BEING HIT AND NORMAN WAS HITTING HIM YOU CAN HEARD RAY GO "ow" IN THE BACKGROUND AND ITS KILLING ME

    • @siraloistragedy
      @siraloistragedy  2 роки тому +35

      LMFAOOO YES
      ALSO IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PFP AND NAME

    • @starzz.444
      @starzz.444 2 роки тому +11

      @@siraloistragedy YAAASSS THANKS

    • @Alex-vc2vp
      @Alex-vc2vp 2 роки тому +8

      is it Jake from State Farm approved?

    • @starzz.444
      @starzz.444 2 роки тому +7

      @@Alex-vc2vp YUHHHH,YES IT IS

    • @Alex-vc2vp
      @Alex-vc2vp 2 роки тому +3

      @@starzz.444 YUUUUUUHHHHHH

  • @l0lal0ud15
    @l0lal0ud15 2 роки тому +38

    Ray:I would never dare her
    I have Norman😩✋💅💖✨

  • @kimmy788
    @kimmy788 2 роки тому +43

    "i mean if you dont want her then ill take her"
    ong Emma???

    • @siraloistragedy
      @siraloistragedy  2 роки тому +7

      F OUT MY WAY IF YOU SEE ME 😛 IM ROLLIN WITH THE LGBT 🤑

    • @bunnie7571
      @bunnie7571 2 роки тому +2

      LIKE SAY LESS EMMA

    • @bunnie7571
      @bunnie7571 2 роки тому +2

      @@siraloistragedy 💀

  • @Jordan-eu2zh
    @Jordan-eu2zh 2 роки тому +265

    Emma: if you don't want her then I'll take her
    Me: yes yes yes yes marry me this instant I already have a wedding planned and a pride flag ready
    Edit: Dad I'm famous 🤩

    • @craigellefson5455
      @craigellefson5455 2 роки тому +4

      LMFAO

    • @nezukochan2996
      @nezukochan2996 2 роки тому +7

      @ Mina Ashido what are you doing here and does kirishima know about this🤔

    • @Delirium_official
      @Delirium_official 2 роки тому +3

      FR

    • @mikuniku3193
      @mikuniku3193 2 роки тому +4

      (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ

    • @editboo6065
      @editboo6065 2 роки тому +4

      Indeed

  • @Boaliciouss
    @Boaliciouss 2 роки тому +18

    ray:THEIR UGLY AND WEIRD
    Me: boi look at yourself,you be looking like an emo boi🙄
    (But low-key luv u ray)

  • @r3yyy566
    @r3yyy566 2 роки тому +22

    "You like me ?"
    Nah bro I like ya mom 😒✋

  • @Shhsishsis
    @Shhsishsis 2 роки тому +44

    Ray: you want a what?!?
    Me: HU-
    Ray:KISS!?!?
    Me:G- oh…
    Me:KISS

    • @killuaismycomfort4573
      @killuaismycomfort4573 2 роки тому +2

      xD this was like THE MEME WHEN UR MIND TAKES A SECOND TO PROSSES WHAT WAS SAID

  • @_ChaoticLyvs
    @_ChaoticLyvs 2 роки тому +114

    ray: *talking shit about us*
    me: *on the urge of literally breaking down but heads to the bathroom to cry*
    Emma later on: you get the right to punch him as hard as you can
    me: fine... :(
    Emma again: I've been a little into spirituality lately
    me inside: YAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE :D

  • @ren3777
    @ren3777 2 роки тому +38

    Emma: and norman you slap the shit out of ray
    Norman: okie dokie
    i found that very funny😂

    • @maddyslay514
      @maddyslay514 9 місяців тому

      Tell me why that line reminded me of glitter Force (I used to watch it)

  • @the-tired-poet7036
    @the-tired-poet7036 2 роки тому +32

    Ray: IF I LOOKED LIKE HER, I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF ALREADY
    Me: well damn, that was uncalled for.

  • @itz_kai_xx7851
    @itz_kai_xx7851 2 роки тому +58

    Emma: I mean if you don't want her I'll take her
    Ray:no-
    Me:NOOOO EMMA TAKE MEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEWWWW

  • @nyxiannas
    @nyxiannas 2 роки тому +22

    "If you don't want her, ill take her"
    emma ilysm🙏

  • @arminsfavbook
    @arminsfavbook 2 роки тому +127

    I think we all know who his crush is- matches, gasoline, fire
    Edit:why did ray had to call me out like that- like damn- I know I am ugly and weird but like damn-💀

    • @norman8723
      @norman8723 2 роки тому +3

      Ray really said gaslight, gate keep, arson 💅✨

    • @arminsfavbook
      @arminsfavbook 2 роки тому

      @@norman8723 yep-

    • @skyasmr8559
      @skyasmr8559 2 роки тому

      Same..🤣🤣

  • @-libra-3460
    @-libra-3460 2 роки тому +88

    Norman: casually beating up Ray.
    Me: laughing my head off🤣🤣🤣

  • @Amy-jd8qw
    @Amy-jd8qw 2 роки тому +25

    Ray:she is ugly
    Me: *gets knife*what did you just say to me🔪

  • @zomb11VA
    @zomb11VA 2 роки тому +243

    Ray: If I looked like listener, I would kill myself
    Me who failed to kill myself: *Teach me your ways wise one*

  • @Minalikestoeatcheese
    @Minalikestoeatcheese 2 роки тому +165

    The second he called me ugly I cried bc of the emotional shit I am

  • @Mallaidh_
    @Mallaidh_ 2 роки тому +35

    THE VIDEO WITH NORMAN AND EMMA WITH THE DOG LEASH IM WHEEZING

  • @Idk_why_im_even_here_lolz
    @Idk_why_im_even_here_lolz 2 роки тому +73

    STAN NORMAN FOR BEATIGN HIM

  • @bunnie7571
    @bunnie7571 2 роки тому +31

    Ray : if I looked like her I would’ve killed myself alr
    Me: bro believe me I’ve tried to unfortunately I’m still here 💀

  • @user-pq9ei6qo2r
    @user-pq9ei6qo2r 2 роки тому +52

    If that was actually me I would’ve gotten to Ray before the demons
    I have anger issues

    • @potatato4501
      @potatato4501 2 роки тому +1

      I would launch myself at him then go hide in a corner because I don't want to be reminded of it, then later I will brag bout it to everyone

    • @ikilledh623
      @ikilledh623 2 роки тому

      Same, I would have beaten his ass first tho

    • @sagenherbs
      @sagenherbs Місяць тому

      Fr me too lmao

  • @iliketurtles2143
    @iliketurtles2143 2 роки тому +20

    Ray : okay what do you want so that you can forgive me
    Me: a punch in the face like I was promised

    • @thechalkman
      @thechalkman 2 роки тому

      YESSSSSSS I WANTED SO BAD PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE AND-

    • @Ohwrd099
      @Ohwrd099 2 роки тому +1

      YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @oneandonlykattyva
    @oneandonlykattyva 2 роки тому +275

    Ray : I would never date *her.*
    Emma : Everything’s gonna be alright- everything’s gonna be just *F Į Ñ Ë . .* gonna be a good, good life-
    Me : *That’s what my therapist sa-*

  • @Silly_Patches
    @Silly_Patches 2 роки тому +40

    I’m watching this while doing my math work 💀
    Is it worth it? Yes. Yes it :)

  • @24KGOLD09
    @24KGOLD09 2 роки тому +77

    Ray: if I looked like her I would kill myself
    Me: wOWWWWW I’m already insecure
    Ray: I’m not being mean I’m just telling the truth
    Me: well the truth hurts 😭

    • @skyasmr8559
      @skyasmr8559 2 роки тому +3

      TrUtH hUrTs, NeEd SoMeThInG mOrE eXcItInG~🤣🤣

    • @chikyu-chan
      @chikyu-chan Рік тому

      Me: *casually starts playing truth hurts by lizzo* :3

  • @micheal_xxx_emo5935
    @micheal_xxx_emo5935 2 роки тому +23

    7:18 rip ray

  • @bunnie7571
    @bunnie7571 2 роки тому +16

    *ray rejects me*
    Me : don’t let it happen again.🔪

  • @bastaquememeo
    @bastaquememeo 2 роки тому +27

    8:45 😭 DYINGWK

  • @XXX-Raz
    @XXX-Raz 2 роки тому +51

    Ray: I would never date her!!!
    Me: what the fuck you said.....do I need to get the wooden spoon or the AK-47 I got here

  • @Hearts4dasiy
    @Hearts4dasiy 2 роки тому +9

    Rat I mean ray: what’s your crushes name
    Me: I’m in love with Emma

  • @edenc0re272
    @edenc0re272 2 роки тому +70

    "ran x listener" IM CRYING 😭😭

    • @Crybbynsss
      @Crybbynsss 2 роки тому +13

      “I’m in love with my feet” are the vibes I get when I read the title

    • @bunnie7571
      @bunnie7571 2 роки тому +10

      I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT😭

    • @luv.michaela
      @luv.michaela 2 роки тому +4

      PLSS

    • @genevieve237
      @genevieve237 2 роки тому +4

      could imagine ran haitani stans rushing in despite the ray thumbnail 🙏

  • @Marielovelyflowers
    @Marielovelyflowers 2 роки тому +17

    NORMAN GOT SNATCHED

  • @aceliveson7170
    @aceliveson7170 2 роки тому +30

    I’m dying- not the dog💀💀

  • @dailydoseofbeauty9698
    @dailydoseofbeauty9698 2 роки тому +19

    The meme killed me 😭8:46

  • @TheTicciestOfTobies
    @TheTicciestOfTobies 2 роки тому +70

    7:18 I fell off my bed omg💀

  • @slayqueen7380
    @slayqueen7380 2 роки тому +42

    I want a 2nd part where it’s like a different ending like Emma gets together with us after running after us 💀✌️

  • @potatoqueen5354
    @potatoqueen5354 2 роки тому +18

    Ray: your done
    Me:No your done

  • @user-qx8fu5ny6b
    @user-qx8fu5ny6b 2 роки тому +14

    Emma: go get your man
    me: i don,t have manz ♡

  • @YourfavAlina
    @YourfavAlina 2 роки тому +11

    Emma. No. Not. Rays. Diary, Emma *deeeeeeeep breathing*😮‍💨

  • @EmberonVRC
    @EmberonVRC 2 роки тому +7

    No bc when Norman hit ray THE WAY HE SAID “ow” CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BRO ISTG I LOVE THIS

  • @sherenita6132
    @sherenita6132 6 місяців тому +2

    The way Emma pull Norman at the "Let's go Norman!,c'mon!" AND THERE'S THE VIDEO- LIKE WHAT THE HUH,THATS SO FUNNY-

  • @noku7001
    @noku7001 2 роки тому +13

    🗿someone better hold me back-

  • @bardslyr3
    @bardslyr3 2 роки тому +15

    The giggle in the beginning added 5 more years to my life span-

  • @love_jazmine7174
    @love_jazmine7174 2 роки тому +18

    8:44 Norman😭

  • @omini_weird0
    @omini_weird0 2 роки тому +4

    8:44 NORMAN GOT SNATCHED

  • @Rebecca-hk8cb
    @Rebecca-hk8cb 2 місяці тому +2

    I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID “if i looked like her i would’ve already kms” IDK WHY I JS DIDNT EXPECT IT 😭😭

  • @Strawb4rri3s
    @Strawb4rri3s Рік тому +5

    “I would never date her” *(vine boom)* damn Listener got roasted 💀💀💀

  • @Jajapaak
    @Jajapaak 2 роки тому +14

    I'm aromantic, all I like is garlic bread cause they be crunchy 🤑✅💯

  • @landynrobinson7972
    @landynrobinson7972 3 дні тому +1

    The calm voice of Emma and then Norman’s aggressive”YOU.FREAKING.IDIOT.” While punching Ray repeatedly and Ray wincing a “OW-“ caught me off guard and made me say HAHHHHHh😭🙏🏽

  • @-libra-3460
    @-libra-3460 2 роки тому +19

    Ray: “ Great! Now I’m stuck with an idiot like you!!!
    Me: getting straight A’s and in the highest reading class “ OH REALLY!?”

  • @ak4l145
    @ak4l145 2 роки тому +21

    I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

  • @MadMaddie2.0
    @MadMaddie2.0 2 роки тому +4

    When Ray said she's ugly I paused the video took out my earbuds slammed my laptop closed just because my 5th grade crush rejected me and called me ugly on valentines day which is also my sisters birthday so I was balling my eyes out that day. Just stopped to pause and cry a little you know.

  • @karminsandiago1715
    @karminsandiago1715 2 роки тому +5

    8:47
    **INHALE** love your videos! always bring a smile to my face

  • @otakujay939
    @otakujay939 2 роки тому +31

    Emma and Norman are to funny😂😂😂😂

  • @raysthing3849
    @raysthing3849 2 роки тому +22

    I didn’t know I would cry that much when he said those things bc I think abt those things every day and I’m suic!dal so-

  • @hi_imstillhere4234
    @hi_imstillhere4234 2 роки тому +22

    Ray: I would never date *her*
    Me a trans man: that’s HIM for your information...

  • @gab4898
    @gab4898 2 роки тому +14

    5:41 NO KNES GONNA SAY ABOUT HOW FUNNY THIS SHIT WAS

  • @camilolz7301
    @camilolz7301 2 роки тому +7

    I wasn’t even mad at him just flabbergasted😀

    • @paimon6513
      @paimon6513 Рік тому

      I’m more flabbergasted at these comments💀

  • @itz_kai_xx7851
    @itz_kai_xx7851 2 роки тому +5

    Ray:she's weird!
    Me: hehehe thanks😌💅💅

  • @ss-.2360
    @ss-.2360 2 роки тому +45

    I didn’t even realize this was you I’m- anyways I find myself attach to your audios again nssjanaj 🥺💗💗

  • @Lilpercy2013
    @Lilpercy2013 Рік тому +2

    “COME ON RAY WAIT f___ ME WAIT NO”
    “MUMBLING *
    “COME ON NORMEN” had me dying on the floor bro

  • @J4zz9
    @J4zz9 2 роки тому +7

    Me in the closet with Ray: Emma can I punch him in here!

  • @Shoko_here
    @Shoko_here 2 роки тому +6

    Emma:Norman you slap the ShIt OuT oF HIM

  • @Only.one.braincell
    @Only.one.braincell 2 роки тому +7

    Is no one gonna talk about the random “lets go Norman, COME ON!” Tik Tok that was in the middle of this- IM DYING BC OF IT

  • @krysthale2455
    @krysthale2455 2 роки тому +3

    HELP THE ESCENE WHEN EMMA PULL NORMAN ALSJALSJAKDJS

  • @cynthiamercado5457
    @cynthiamercado5457 2 роки тому +17

    The outcrop reminds me of conny being killed….

  • @Crybbynsss
    @Crybbynsss 2 роки тому +11

    Not Anna being my middle nameeeeeee

  • @thequestionablefriend5680
    @thequestionablefriend5680 2 роки тому +5

    watching this again bc crying is fun :>

  • @Cherrybhom
    @Cherrybhom 2 роки тому +3

    HELP I CRIED WHEN EMMA AND NORMAN LEFT THE ROOM

  • @JordanBrowne119
    @JordanBrowne119 2 роки тому +6

    that meme caught me off guard

  • @Crybbynsss
    @Crybbynsss 2 роки тому +27

    “You like, me?”
    No, the wall.

  • @unastea5539
    @unastea5539 2 роки тому +33

    BROO I PREDICTED IT. OMG WHEN RAY ASKED US IF WE FORGAVE HIM, I was like "hmm no." THEN YOU ACTUALLY SAID "wait..No?!" AND WHEN RAY ASKED US WHAT WE WANT, I WAS LIKE, "hm. A kiss?" And BOOM. YOU ACTUALLY SAID KISS AS WELL. BROOOO IS THIS TELEPATHY? OR DO I JOIN EMMA'S SECRET SPIRIT PREDICAMENTS TO TELL THE FUTURE AS WELL-?

    • @chikyu-chan
      @chikyu-chan Рік тому

      Welcome to the club 👏🏾😃

  • @Ahri1250
    @Ahri1250 2 роки тому +19

    Emma: listener wait!
    Me: bitch whatt i need to go to the bathroommmmmah

    • @theluckykitten
      @theluckykitten Рік тому +1

      I need to go there and cry my soul out 🥲

  • @shellyesquivel8494
    @shellyesquivel8494 2 роки тому +9

    I loved the video but I loved the outro even more.

  • @TalenaCurrie-ti8ch
    @TalenaCurrie-ti8ch 11 місяців тому +5

    Come on norman lets go! Get me crying laughing frr

  • @Angel_..
    @Angel_.. 2 роки тому +14

    “Great, now I’m stuck in here with an idiot like you”
    UHM MISS GURL YOU COULDN’T EVEN EXPLAIN WHY EMMA COULDN’T HAVE LISTENER SO DON’T TRY ME BUDDY ROLL DON’T TRY ME TONIGHT!

  • @Jazper_IsSilly
    @Jazper_IsSilly 2 роки тому +2

    That meme in the video made me laugh like crazy. My brother came in to check on me

  • @Ohyup
    @Ohyup 2 роки тому +191

    He really used the vegan teacher line💀

    • @siraloistragedy
      @siraloistragedy  2 роки тому +60

      YES I WANTED TO MAKE THIS FUNNY SO NO ONE WOULD CRY

    • @connysafterlife1050
      @connysafterlife1050 2 роки тому +49

      Ray is vegan teacher confirmed 😨😱 /j

    • @Ohyup
      @Ohyup 2 роки тому +27

      @@siraloistragedy BUT WHY THE VEGAN TEACHER!?!?!?😭😭😭😭

    • @Ohyup
      @Ohyup 2 роки тому +20

      @@connysafterlife1050 YES

    • @siraloistragedy
      @siraloistragedy  2 роки тому +22

      @@Ohyup CAUSE ITS FUNNY TO MOCK HER

  • @victoreatschildren2802
    @victoreatschildren2802 2 роки тому +12

    This is so good, but my hyperactive brain is listening to this at 12:30 am when I’m all ready exhausted so I’m constantly laughing anytime anyone swears-

  • @Parad0xica1_VA
    @Parad0xica1_VA 2 роки тому +16

    Comments 1
    Me: UA-cam you on crack there is three

  • @maddyslay514
    @maddyslay514 9 місяців тому +2

    So no one's going to talk about how Emma dragged Norman and it was so funny! I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight😂

  • @ILoveMyEggBois
    @ILoveMyEggBois Рік тому +3

    Ray: “she’s ugly and weird”
    Me: “oof you hit me in my little fragile feelings”

  • @yoimiya4894
    @yoimiya4894 2 роки тому +4

    Ray:what can Emma do?
    Me:be beautiful be nice pretty care for people not be a jerk

  • @zarianatremont7170
    @zarianatremont7170 Рік тому +5

    IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT 8:45 LIKE NORMAN JUST WENT WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @krysthale2455
    @krysthale2455 2 роки тому +3

    Ray: I don’t like her
    Emma: i believe you…. But my Sovietic tank not >:3

  • @Kurapikas_husband_irl
    @Kurapikas_husband_irl 2 роки тому +20

    Peer pressure 😡😡😡😡

  • @taesxl
    @taesxl 2 роки тому +6

    4:07 boy ..

  • @craigellefson5455
    @craigellefson5455 2 роки тому +12

    12:59 YOU'RE DONE

  • @Raccoon_trash56
    @Raccoon_trash56 2 роки тому +17

    8:43
    This made me laugh so hard😂🤣

  • @sparkIejumprope
    @sparkIejumprope 2 роки тому +31

    nah cause one of my childhood best friends would kin Ray ☹️

  • @julievillalva6360
    @julievillalva6360 2 роки тому +3

    Dam ray hit a spot with them insult’s 😟

  • @-nikki.
    @-nikki. 2 роки тому +2

    oh when ray said ‘she’s weird and ugly’
    i’ve had those words said to me before tho-