*Phil:"So wait if I get kids of my own do I have to do that"* *Me: Phil N-* *Mom:yes darling* *Me:THIS BI-* *Mom:now let's go* *Me: *triggered* she did not- imma beat her up-*
Isabella: Do you want to be a Mama? Me: Nahh no thanks Isabella: I see so you dont want to see your children get eaten? Me: wha no! I dont want to be a mom beacuse that's too much work!!, no way in hell I do that many chores!! Too lazy! Isabella: ...
He would do that for me a rat? OMG I AM SO HAPPY MY MOM WALKED INTO MY ROOM TO SEE ME SCREAMING AND FAN GIRLING AND SIMPING AND HER FACE WAS LIKE: (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
Norman: your not explaining how!!! Me in my head: I thought he was the smartest one there..... hmm ya see that kids when you panic you supposedly loose brain cells! What am I doing with my life?
I forced my mom to watch the promised neverland with me we had to watch it in subtitles I told her she should read the manga and now I can't find my promised neverland books any where
EARLYYYY Edit: IM FUCKINNG SAYING IT AAAAHHHH Another edit: did she just say thick head- another fuckinng edit: DID GILDA JUST SAY NEW LIFE I think this is the last edit: TARZAN THE FU-
WAIT DID I JUST HEAR THIS- okay go to 0:35 and LISTEN when norman is telling himself not to think too hard he accidentally says I WON'T GET TOO HARD- - - I CANT-👁️👄👁️
SPOLIERS IN THIS CMT!!!! When i watched TPN i was sobbing in tears when i thought norman was eaten and when this man showed up in s2 i mentally screamed at my computer like he made me sob in sadness then made me cry of happiness.
"Emma... You know that girl I've been Talking to..?" "Oh, Uh- Oh Yea! Butterfly... What about her?" Me: *Pauses Video* AYO WHA- ...NORMAN'S NICKNAME FOR US IS BUTTERFLY-?? AHSGSJSHSHHS DONT SIMP DONT SI--
![The escape route *ray x fem! listener* ft:emma,norman,Isabella and sister krone! [a bit of an Asmr]](/img/n.gif)
Norman- the loving boyfriend
Ray- that one emo dude we all simp for
Emma- the thirdwheel
Me- having anxiety
Hotel- Trivago
yeah i am kinda the thirdwheel-
Its annoying.
@@alterego1391 I have Norman now you can have Ray
@@ynlistener7590 No. Just no. he´s boring.
@@alterego1391 you can have Don or me 😏
@@ynlistener7590 i- I´ll pass-
Phil:so wait if I get kids of my own can I do that??
Me: *PHIL NO-*
Phil once you learn the truth you wish you pulled Isabelle by the hair :-)
@@justasimpfor2dchacters537 lol
@@gisellepereira3364 OH FRICK
@@blueduck4197 WE GOTTA RUN BEFORE BEFORE SISTER KRONE FINDS US
@@justasimpfor2dchacters537 RUN
Isabella : *Yanks my hair*
Me : 🤪 KiNkY 🤪
Lmao-👁👄👁💅
👁️👄👁️
@@yuki-sansimps6239 I don't know T^T
@@BREE.... oof
XD
Isabella: **dragging me by my hair**
Me: *Wow, I can’t feel anything!*
I have same 😱
wait im confused how can u get dragged by your hair if u have no hair..- O^O
Me too
@@xxemisheaxx1804 i don't know 0-0
It don’t move-
😂He really be roasting Emma's weight
JAHSHAHHAA POOR EMMA
THE FACT THAT EMMA CALLED NORMAN RAY IS SENDING ME ALONG WITH HIM ROASTING HER
@@tokki741 OMG AJSNJSSNMA
Poor Emma
Nooo poor Emma 😂
*Phil:"So wait if I get kids of my own do I have to do that"*
*Me: Phil N-*
*Mom:yes darling*
*Me:THIS BI-*
*Mom:now let's go*
*Me: *triggered* she did not- imma beat her up-*
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT *Ayy let's go-*
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT *YeS we just need to hide the body from the child-*
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT *....uhhhh the river?-*
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT *wait*
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT *what are we going to tell them where isabella at-*
Isabella: Do you want to be a Mama?
Me: Nahh no thanks
Isabella: I see so you dont want to see your children get eaten?
Me: wha no! I dont want to be a mom beacuse that's too much work!!, no way in hell I do that many chores!! Too lazy!
Isabella: ...
Yeah my room is my new home!
X3
Nah I wouldn't want to be a mom because lil kids are annoying
🤣😂😂😭
*Y/n gets dragged by hair*
Me ,a masochist: ✋ 👁👅👁🌸
"Oh dang ok then 🧍🏼♀️"
@@EerieNone WHY DID I LAUGH AT THAT
Surpriseee shawtyyyy
Hahahaha
Same 👁👅👁✋🏻
@@Stel_Wrld C-captain what ar you d-doing h-here?
them freaking out where i am
me on the roof: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!
@Bisexual UwU shhhh😶
@Bisexual UwU 🌝🌝🌚🌚
Technoblade my beloved ✋😩😍
TECHNO BLADE IS THAT YOU.
@Bisexual UwU oh wait I didn't read the other comment then I saw this right after I commented the same thing lmao
He would do that for me a rat? OMG I AM SO HAPPY MY MOM WALKED INTO MY ROOM TO SEE ME SCREAMING AND FAN GIRLING AND SIMPING AND HER FACE WAS LIKE: (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
She had the same energy as
DON'T BE SHY PUT SOME MORE
She goin’ on rage mode
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHY IS THAT TRUE THO-
Phil: “if I get kids of my own can i do that?”
me: *me who does it to my sisters* “um no Phil that’s bad!”
ITS OKAY PHIL WILL SAVE US
Y E S
YES BABY PHIL WILL SAVE US ALL!!!
*PHIL SUPERMACY* 🛐🛐
@@mushhr00m20 YAS!!
Phil supremacy XD
👑
👁👄👁💅🏻
NoT tHe 😜✨TaRzAn MoViE✨
🤪
Norman compared me to Emma
She's so much better than me😌❤️
I know right😌💜
@@shayleemorey9422 😌❤️💜
@@randomuser4824 💓💓💓
@@shayleemorey9422 💖💖💖
Yep so true 😁
Me sat on my bed like:🍿👁👄👁✌️
I don't want to die eaten by a demon QwQ but Nooooo Norman don't try to sacrifice yourself for me 😭💕
plz dont 😔😭you putting your life at risk
Yeah I’m like: Boi it’s better if I die cause I ain’t getting your cute ass killed!
Nahh i would sacrifice my self for norman ✨✨
@@akaashikeiji354 yes the cute boi deserves to live!
btw that one dislike is Ray being jealous
Who are the other three people?-
@@honeypetal3178 the other kids that ray told to dis like
@@honeypetal3178 Isabella and sister krone
@@honeypetal3178 isabella,sister krone and the demons
Phil: Do we do that too when we have children?
Me: PHIL NO! *grabs him and runs*
Norman:*gives us kiss to proof it*
Me:u could have just hugged me-
Someone finally understood me 🥺
Isabella:Now listener I know you're our favourite child
Me: Wait I am?- 👁👄👁
Norman? Did you just compare me to Emma? Emma is so much better then me.
Yumeko 😟
So true
Pulled a whole MysticMessenger 😔👈
@@kenmakozume3484 kenma i-
Yo. I have seen you so many times
Norman:“Emma you way like two pounds, no four”
Me: did u just.... you know what nvm...
Um...Norman I think you have been mistaken I’m NO WHERE near like as a feather
Emma: oh butterfly
Me: am I a butterfly 🥺💕
Mom: say it (Many timesx)
Me:uh- are you finish mom- i think I need to go-
I kept saying it bc she said “say it” so I said it🤷♀️
Norman: your not explaining how!!!
Me in my head: I thought he was the smartest one there..... hmm ya see that kids when you panic you supposedly loose brain cells!
What am I doing with my life?
I- wrong anime-
WAIT
I THINK I SAW U ON ANOTHER VID-
@Norman TPN FJJDJSBAJAJAJAB the other person
@Norman TPN Hello❤️💓❤️
At 13:48 my teacher started playing that movie during our break time and I was crying because I was thinking of this
I LIVE FOR YOUR PROMISED NEVERLAND VIDEOS 😭❤
Oh I have a friend! Me too❤️
me: I JUST GOT A HAIRCUT
Isabella: I dont care
my hair: LER GO DEMON
sorry got a mistake
@@chellomaxyoraiz4021 it’s fine
And she is a demon to me like who sacrifices their children?!?!?!
Norman is just so sweet and caring and I love him 😊I wish he were real😔
Emma talking about how much she thinks boys are ugly
Me screens:LESBIAN
MY family:😐👁👄👁😐🙄
Phil: So if we had kids? Do we do that to them too?
Me: *TF NO*
Thanks for the meal 😌🙏
Itadakimasu 😌🙏🏻
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT 🙂
Itadakimasu😌🙏🥩
Isabella really gave off that:
DON’T BE SHY PUT SOME MORE!!!
Energy 😂✋🏻
*plot twist: When Isabella pilled our hair we wore a wig*
😂
I know I’m not the only one who started crying-
Totally not.
Wait ray you cry I never knew that
@Melissa Maas 😂🤣🤣🤣
Wait… Ray? What are you doing here? Are you 💅?
I forced my mom to watch the promised neverland with me we had to watch it in subtitles I told her she should read the manga and now I can't find my promised neverland books any where
𝙇 𝙤 𝙡 ?
Oof for you
I would like to know how much are they cause I would like to buy them if you knew.
Sorry cant write
🤣😅😝
Finally the forth one here
edit : this is amazing
Emma: Okay Ray- I mean Norman-
Norman: ಠ_ಠ
Lol
Norman: I want to see her face everyday!
Me: Norman you ain't gonna do that if you're dead ._.
Watch season 2! It’s on Netflix
@@taregreat9730 wait it is season 2 is on Netflix now?
@@kukishinobuswife no it’s on hulu
@@taregreat9730 oh it just the comment said Netflix
Norman: We’re just trying to get my girlfriend back..
Me: hol up mom, his my boyfriend? But I thought we we’re siblings-
Norman: „I don't care if I vanish!”
Me: „but when the world needed him most, he *Vanished* ”
CONGRATULATIONS ON 2K IM SO PROUD OF YOU🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😍😍😍😄😁
AHEHWHWHEHEH
edit- did this bih just pull me by my hair 🙄🔪
edit 2 - Phil- *do we do that to our kids when we have ours* ?
Me- *PHIL PLS*-
Wait what-?
@@doc.detective ?
@@nevyysu Nothing '-'
THIS IS THE EARLIEST IVE BEEN IN LIFE BUT ANYWAY HI
14:45 Damn Norman..You just roasted Emma 🤣
"So does that mean when we have children do we do that to ours"
I👁👄👁- PHIL NO!😭💀
Phil has a dark side-
👁👄👁💅🏻
2 minutes early:)$
Edit: “Thick head”
Edit again: PLEASE PHILL “when we get kid we have to do that?”
Not the $ at the end.
"Ok ray I mean Norman"😭👍 its ok
I clicked this and thought it was ray somehow cause I’m blind asf and when I heard the voice I looked at the screen and was like 👁👄👁
I low-key want a part 2 😳-
the fact Phil thinks that dragging kid's hair is the right way to get your kids to listen
Gilda: have a great life!
Mom: ok. Phil?
😂
isabella: say it say it say it sayit say it
me: *wheezing in the corner*
*Remembered that one trial in Danganronpa V3 with korekiyo* (if you know what Danganronpa is)
Me:
*getting dragged by the hair*
My hair:
*damage*
Me:
MA’AM YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HAIR FALL OUT-
Mmmm y e s ☺️✨✨✨
Wait
Is there a chance
We’ll
Get
Karma?
👁👁
Why would we get karma what we did isn’t bad :)
@@emo_norman9137 no I mean a Karma Akabane asmr 🧍♀️
@@ItssssAsssteeerrrrHereeeee sorry I’m quite stupid 😅
@@emo_norman9137 no it’s fine it’s fine ^^
@@ItssssAsssteeerrrrHereeeee thx
🥺Love this aaaaa!
🍰😁
Did he just say Emma ways more than me, Norman I love ya and all but that’s kinda rude
@Bisexual UwU oh I have one
I don't know how I found you but I'm a huge fan
I WANNA LIKE BUT ITS AT 69 AHHHH
Demon: don’t move
Me who was sticking up the middle finger : sure
UA-cam:1 comment me: there’s 3 WHO GAVE UA-cam DRUGS !!!!???
google did it lol🤣
Google mad bc the only reason Kidd use google is to cheat on test-
We use UA-cam All Da Time 😂
Kids*
@@Kay-ik8yn lol google is big mad
Twitch got competitive and sabotaged YT
“Listener weighs like a feather”
YEAH A 140 POUND FEATHER 🤠🤠🤠
Emma : okay ray- I mean Norman
me : Emma what r u hiding-
Yes, thank you so much for this
Norman just compare me to emma..🧍🏼
@Sammi_ Sunshine 😀
@Sammi_ Sunshine bruh- i have a soft side too-
I AM CRYING!!!!! THIS IS SO SAD 😭😭😭🥺🥺💞💕💞💕💞
I thought you- *nvm-*
“Oh darling what has gone through your head?”
Me: Conny
Arigatou 💃
EARLYYYY
Edit: IM FUCKINNG SAYING IT AAAAHHHH
Another edit: did she just say thick head-
another fuckinng edit: DID GILDA JUST SAY NEW LIFE
I think this is the last edit: TARZAN THE FU-
My family don't even like tarzan 🌝🤚
I saw taza and screamed Nani
I have never even seen Tarzan....
@Bisexual UwU no
WAIT DID I JUST HEAR THIS-
okay go to 0:35 and LISTEN
when norman is telling himself not to think too hard he accidentally says I WON'T GET TOO HARD-
-
-
I CANT-👁️👄👁️
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE IN THE COMMENTS
Oh my ashi
Wtf-
@@gamingwithtai4046 asahi**
YOO WTF WHY IS THIS SO GOOD!!?!!! PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONEEEE
00:39
Norman: "I won't get to hard."
Me" UH- NORMAN!!!!!
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT Hello!
@Bisexual UwU oop-
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT yes UwU her have this **holy water**
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT 0.0 what is wrong with your father? Did he hurt you?! I-I can get bandages!!
@Shoto's twin sisterrr TwT Oh no!!!! Here take these **hands many things** take them !
SPOLIERS IN THIS CMT!!!!
When i watched TPN i was sobbing in tears when i thought norman was eaten and when this man showed up in s2 i mentally screamed at my computer like he made me sob in sadness then made me cry of happiness.
Can I just be a mom
Same lmao
@@ToASMRorToNotASMR bruh you already are one....
Yup! My mother ❤️
Norman: Shes gone!
Emmas voice goes a little deep
Me: Oh sh-- What happened to my ChilD;!!!
Just watched Norman wanna kill me ✨now he loves me 🤩
@Rihanna Ramos 😹
YES LMAOOO🙈
OMG I NEED MORE NORMAN AUDIOS
Same
Alois go find Claude 🤚🙄 I heard he has cake 😉
@@behehekenekkejbsjs3919 OMG CAKES-
YAYYY THANK YOU (PLSSSSS AHAHAH THE BIG HEAD)
So YoU tHiNk I'm SkInNy?!??°
Nope you definitely aren’t
@@hello_4360 I- pfft😂😂😂
@@Angel-g8v5v 😌✨
The reason Norman doesn’t want ray to come is bc he’s jealous bc ray might steal you from him
Sorry if I’m wrong
👁👄👁✨
There so cute!!
Mom : Thick head
Me : oh heck naw
THANK YOU
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK !
Isabella:yanks my hair
Me: atleast its not the belt and slipper 👁️👄👁️
Can someone please get Emma a boyfriend? 😂
Well Uhm Ray is single so RayEmma
"Emma... You know that girl I've been Talking to..?"
"Oh, Uh- Oh Yea! Butterfly... What about her?"
Me: *Pauses Video* AYO WHA- ...NORMAN'S NICKNAME FOR US IS BUTTERFLY-?? AHSGSJSHSHHS DONT SIMP DONT SI--
✨Thick head✨
😔✊
Early
Norman: She can't die💀
Me:IM THE BLADE ✨
At the start he like
: OH DEAR OH GOD OH DEAR OH GOD OH DEAR
-hunny u care about my life? :o
Norman: I won’t think to hard
Me: did you just say you won’t get to hard 👁👄👁 I’m flattered
Me:*casually laying on the wall*
My dumass read this as " replace her not me " 😂😂😂😂🌈
LMAO
Don:i hope you will have a good family
Me:dude i'm literally going to die
RIGHT?! YOU BOUTA EAT ME-
TArzaN LMFAO WHAT
NOT THE BIG HEAD😭😭
DIEJFBJJDHA HE COMPARED ME TO EMMA NORMAN EMMA IS BETTERrrrRrRrRR
OMG I, I CANT SAY ANYTHING, JUST PLS MAKE MORE WITH NORMAN x LISTENER PLS!
“They can’t die” NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY LISTENER NEVER DIES
Wait we full on left ray at the orphanage-