@@yvngw1ll285 he is a clone of you. That's all people with the same name are. Different iterations of each other. The government doesn't want you to know this, but I shall reveal the truth.
I started laughing my ass off at 9:22 when Matt started to pummel Alfonso. It went from “Matt will get you sometimes” to literal chaos to screams within thirty seconds.
I fought and defeated Matt a few days ago it honestly surprised me that you have to be exactly level 1500 to fight him one time I got beat by him his skill level was 1638 when before it was 1550 xd
@@cobrak1ngs ...If you're not playing it for the first time. Seriously, i knew all of the bosses before my first playthrough and most bosses took me at least an hour to beat.
6:06 *absolute silence, then flashback to the worst moment in Poofesures wii sports history* “Who would’ve guessed it would be Elisa….” 😂😂😂 8:42 “THANK YOU LORD AND BABY JESUS!!!” 🙏
I once matched up with Matt. I opened up my guard, he charged and threw 6 punches at me, leaving my health at half. However, my guard was down the whole time, AND MATT STOPPED! Seconds later, I tried to scare him, he moved along with me, then charged at me and knocked me down.
elisa go away
Yes please
Hi
Ok
k
Yeah
Complementing Alfonzo-❌
Complementing yourself-✔️
Criticizing yourself-❌
Criticizing Alfonzo-✔️
Me: the exact opposite
Underated comment
How is this comment not at 1k likes
I compliment and criticize my miis
Alfonso
Famous last words:
"Our strategy is flawless but is having flaws"
-Poofesure
In wich minute he says that?
@@AzumarillConGafasBv 1:00
Bro I literally read this as he said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is very unflawful
@@Gigacow very
10:22 the sound recorder did a perfect timing here
Too convenient if you ask me
@@kingzingo1784 Even if it was intentional its funny
Perfectly cut scream
Afro FU-
11:59 the way he said “STOOOOOOP!!!” Had me dying for 5 minutes
Same
The way that he got cut off 😭😭
His voice recorder stopping actually saved thousands of ears.
What how
I think he might have said something racist lowkey
@@c.gaskins6122 There’s no way of proving that...
@@tyrekecantrell5941 I know it was just a speculation, I like him I wouldn't try to accuse him
deaf people: my ears are already saved from scremaing
“ELISA GO AWAY” how long has it been since we heard that ???
Too long
Ancient long
I think it’s been about 1 year, 6 months, and 13 days.
Times were simpler than):
@@golferorb were Social-distance wasn't a thing
7:43 when you win at the laser tag arena only using melee
Holy
wat
hold up
Wow there pal Lets back up a bit
“YOU ******* AFRO F-“
*famous last words*
10:21
😂😂
9:38
His mic really cut out in the most important part
Why do you have my real name
@@yvngw1ll285 he is a clone of you. That's all people with the same name are. Different iterations of each other. The government doesn't want you to know this, but I shall reveal the truth.
@@savionday8836 He might not be my age tho
@@yvngw1ll285 they don't have to be. He was cloned at a different time to avoid suspicion
@@yvngw1ll285 big brain
"Matt is known as the god... the guy... the dude..."
*gets Ren instead of matt*
Yeah and something else is and looking good and hot too(Im a talking about Toadette)
@talkative toadette I watch rays on Mario maker 2
Hey toadette good to see you again
@Alpha humour
Why are you everywhere
7:44 I’m literally dying at this part 😂
that sounded like dream at the end of a minecraft manhunt
@@naodnaod7591 get out u made it unfunny
This the funniest shit I heard, especially while high 😭
@@samuelmartinez3171 fr tho
@@samuelmartinez3171 get out u made it cringy
11:01 ngl sounds soo peaceful now
XD he priority. He wanted Matt dead, he knew he could find the recording after Matt when down
It sounds like you're the referee(that word is hard to spell)
*Giorno Giorvana theme plays*
I hope Alfonso does swordplay too.
you're literally in every poofesure comment section i see omfg
Which swordplay
@@Flexorist both.
Swordplay huh 😏
The hell why you here
“Out strategy is flawless and it’s having flaws right now”
-Poofesure 2021
🗿
1:01
Lovely user name you got there
8:42, you can see how happy he was when Matt appeared. Just look at Alfonso's gloves raising. 🥊🥊
8:43 Alfonso had me weak with his celibration
Even to this day, Poofesure still hates Elisa.
He always will
He secretly loves her I can tell
@S E P what?
well yes but less
Alfonso is in love with elisa
7:44 I was not prepared for that lmao
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro unleashed his bestest metal scream
11:50 Alfonso KO on Matt Epic Highlight reel playing but in the meantime, he’s actually raging about something else 😂😂😂
Ngl I died at “ALFONZO YOU AFRO FU-“
Me too bruh
Same here
Me too. 🤣🤣🤣
10:21
Same lmao
The match up we never wanted but inside we did
Oh hey Beefers
@@floppademon1506 hey
Is alfonso one of poofesures miis or a not
He is
BEEFERS!
5:03 The way he said Alfonso is funny as freak 💀
No this comment is embarrassing
@@toxbling2404 .... ok?
@@toxbling2404 ok?
@@toxbling2404 ok?
@@toxbling2404 ok?
10:20 that actually made my lose my breath especially the perfect cut scream
I started laughing my ass off at 9:22 when Matt started to pummel Alfonso. It went from “Matt will get you sometimes” to literal chaos to screams within thirty seconds.
Poofesure: Matt will get you sometimes
Matt:And I took that personally...
I laughed when he said "sometimes", after and proceeding to get nailed 20 times
Poof: Has below 1500 skill level
Also Poof: Why am I not fighting Matt
Chirro pfp!
Thought the same thing XD
Hello chihiro
hello chihiro i am you with a gun
I fought and defeated Matt a few days ago it honestly surprised me that you have to be exactly level 1500 to fight him one time I got beat by him his skill level was 1638 when before it was 1550 xd
Poof: I think it's finally time for Matt.
Elisa: No! Run that back! 😠
11:26 OMG you hit Matt in the CROTCH and he took NO DAMAGE
Why are you even fighting him?
His crotch is in his cranium
Matt’s on PEDs confirmed
Rip Matt's Balls
7:44 Now that's a battle cry!
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1*
@@sonnycorry5888 e
@@franchiskolachowski a
@@karl-heinz5924
Sports
@@miguelr8434 it's in the game
Lmaoooo I loved the “Elisa flashbacks” before fighting her😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I died
“Our strategy is FLAWLESS, and it’s having flaws right now.”
6:04 “I have a good feeling about this…”
*in comes his worst nightmare* 😂
7:34 bro “got her a#% handed to her in a silver plater with assorted cheeses” has had me dead for the past 10 minutes
Same
Same
Then the way he went super saiyan after that.
Same
Me: “Mom can we get Matt?”
Mom: “We have Matt at home.”
Matt at Home 2:47
Damn how can you disrespect five head like that?
@@sirbenjaminthebold3943 ikr
FUNNY AND ORIGINAL...
@@sirbenjaminthebold3943 Fivehead! LMAO
he looks like he likes white milk more than chocolate milk
7:08 every time he reset elisas skill went higher and higher, he kept making it harder 😂
7:44 when you finally beat the hardest boss in a game:
Attempt 53 of asking Poofesure to play Bee Movie Game
"Ya like jazz?"
U gay
I'm gonna start commenting this too.
@@___ooobodybagooo___ no.... u
@@waylonfish9810 no that’s my job
Petition to get Poof to play and try to beat Cuphead
Come on...this needs to happen.
Vouch
no he needs to play smash ultimate online
@@itsxenlol Well that too...but i've been playing cuphead recently and realized it would be so entertaining for Poof to play
Cuphead is easy
@@cobrak1ngs ...If you're not playing it for the first time. Seriously, i knew all of the bosses before my first playthrough and most bosses took me at least an hour to beat.
10:43 alfonso you dumb f- (voice recoder broke)
Subtitles: applause
Its actually at 10:23 fyi.... Just wanna help fix your comment :)
Oh sorry 10:23 was actually the time his recorder broke butt the time where the subtitles said applause is in10:43
The mic cut out during possibly the meanest 3-hit combo in all of boxing history
Imagine being the legend of wii games and getting your skull caved in by a guy with a giant grey afro
He probably says crap like “vamos a luchar hermano” (spanish hulk hogan voice)
I dont want that to happen...
LMAO
Poof: *hits his equipment in a fit of rage*
The equipment: *stops working*
Poof: *surprised Pikachu face*
He hit his desk, not the computer or microphone or any equipment.
"YOU GOT YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU WITH SALAMI AND ASSORTED CHEESES AND YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME AGAIN!?!?" This quote made my day
"Alfonso doesn't lose"
Wii Party: *Are you sure about that*
My boyfriend won’t facetime me at night anymore, so now i listen to the soothing screams of Poofesure to yell me to sleep
Boyfriend is temporary, Poofesure is forever 😎
hol up.
Same omg I’m glad I’m not the only on that falls asleep to this 🥲
@aki hes not obligated to do it
@aki Maybe he just wants to sleep at night?
When I finally win at a kahoot game and win the fun sized snickers bar as a prise 7:44
You're overreacting.
@@winnesota_ you've obviously never played kahoot.
@@winnesota_ it’s snickers
@@somelamenamehowaboutmr.juk6231 I have played it and it's so damn dumb.
@@winnesota_ It’s snickers tho
10:21 I love that the mic cut off his voice perfectly
LMAO!
11:44 I bet he’s screaming like crazy
Hello Im in thé futur
@@DPDOfficier0
no you aren't
10:30 he got back up in a weird way.
Reminds me of Deadpool and his healing factor.
Who cares about Matt vs. Alphonso? WE WANT MATT VS. MATT
Yes
I'd probably lose against the other Matt
It would be a tie
@@praisethesun5873 I doubt it
@@praisethesun5873Poof made his own Matt but he got some things wrong like the skin colour and position of things
10:21 had me absolutely burst in laughter for 10 minutes straight
Nobody:
The sped teacher when the kids get loose: 11:59
My ears...
“Ş̶̧̧̛̛̘̝̺̱̘̦̰̝͖͙̯̙̹̲̮̻͚̰̰̗̥̞̭̗̖̤̭̹̺̱̻͖̳̙͕̼̮̰̩̰̆͛͐̋͒̈́̽̈́̏͑̀̎̇̄̍̒̆́̀̑̚͠ͅT̵̢̛͎̖̣̰̝̱̟̙̤̦̻̼̯͙̲̙̏̋͊̔̽̈̎̈́̓́̿͂͜͝Ǫ̴̳͈̗̹̙̬͍̜̮̼̰͇̫̦̫͕͚̣͓̲͇̖̥̀̆̌̌̂͗͆̎͊́̿̏̅̀̓̉͐̉̀̂́̇̾̔̈́̐͋̏͛̀͛̓̓̋̇̐̀̀̉͘̚̚͘̕͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅÕ̸̧̢̧̨̧̢̨̡͎͈͎͕͙͕̣̭͇̫̱̳̥̦͈͓̺̮̙̰̹̜̮̗̥̫̗͙̰̗̪̠͇̜̬̳̺̼̦̜͕͖̤̣̖̺͍͓̪̙̳̮̥͇̥̭͎͔̭̫̬͖̠̪̃͜ͅͅO̵̡̢̧͓̩̝̝̟̘̹̠͔̰̤̘̯̘̳̰̞̯̘͖͈̰̟̬͎̞̟̠̝͔̹͕̱̗̣̝̬̘̼̐̊͆̑̌́̈́̾̿̂̽̂̊̈̒̕͜͝͝͠Ơ̵̧̡̡̡̧̡̤̙͖̗̼͕̪̙̩̭͓̰̝̮̣̺͓̙̩̪̞̠̯̫͇̣̹͖̻͖̯͈̹̰̪̤̖̲̘̣̥̤̞̞̪̪̠̼̲̤͉̹̙̳̑͂͒̽͐̑̃͆͑́͛̓͆͑̊̋̌̽̽̕̕̕̕͘͜͠ͅͅO̴͙͉͈̣͉̤̰̲͍̮͔͇͖͕̙̞̮̳̫̫̜̻̪̳̗͎̮̟͓͔̠̩͖͍͕̩̪͎̯̼̺̻̲͔͚̬̱̞̒̋̍̃͒͗̀̃͗̔͐͐̉̒̐́͛͐͗͒̋͑̈́̓̌̊͌͂̿́͒͐̓͆̒̾̐̊́͐̐̋́͂̍̽̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠ͅǪ̴̨̧̧̢̧̨̡͎͈̞̣̭̲̜̣̫͚̗͉͍̹̲͖͇̞̳̯̩̜͔͎̮̟͙̗̳̳̙̹̪̲̭̯̘͓̜̹̥̳̭̟͕̹̭̱̪̜̰̟͓͇̰̩̭̭͍̖͊͛́̊̄̉̍̽̈́̆̏͊̐̈̎͒̈́̑̉̒̍͂͐̓̀́̕͘͜͝͠ͅṖ̵̛̯͐̏̆͒̄̆̈̌̀͗̓̈̋̇̾̆̈́͒͗͂͒̾̓̃͌̀̄́̾̂͛̓͆̿̈́̓̔̓̉̊̅̏̔͗̕̕̚̚͠͠͝͠”
Geez not even my big bros scream is that painful...
@@ColeThatBoy tf you doin here?
@@pico3302 i got lost.....
Crazy how he's almost at 2 mil. Feels like he was at 500k a few months ago.
Facts
I know right! I’ve Benn watching poof since he was still deciding on his favorite fortnite mii lol
@@quentin1330 fortnite borger mii thing
lol yeah
4:09 That's what Venom said in the movie 😂
Literally 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:06
*absolute silence, then flashback to the worst moment in Poofesures wii sports history*
“Who would’ve guessed it would be Elisa….” 😂😂😂
8:42
“THANK YOU LORD AND BABY JESUS!!!” 🙏
I remember watching this in my man cave I was honestly surprised Matt lost. Sadly I dropped my hot pocket.
Rip the hot pocket
7:14 Elisa doing her signature thing, ahh just like the baseball days
Lol Elisa must’ve pressed the Start Over button
7:42 Poofesure finally sharing his revenging victory
How to deal with bullies:
Google: tell a teacher or adult
Bing 0:54
🤣🤣
😂👌
Also though...
How to deal with bullies
Mario: Tell an adult
Luigi: 1:58
@@kristibrown1159 Also, "In the nuts! Hit 'em in the nuts!"
Lol 😂
Alternate title: man screams at tv while man with cool mustache almost gets the shit beat out of him a lot
You honestly make my mood better when I’m sad no cap
preach, u good tho?
because his mood gets worse lol
K
You ok man?
Simp
3:32 “Nooo I don’t want the guy with the pizza place at the mall” 💀
5:13
*Best quote I'll ever hear in my lifespan-*
He’s coaching
7:43 me when it takes an anime protagonist to admit his feelings after 148 seasons😂
That was me yesterday
Alfonso vs Matt > Logan Paul vs Mayweather
Change my mind
Rihanna vs Chris brown
@@perrytheplatypus3066 that's not even funny
@@jakegibbard grow some ballz
Hello I'm from the future, you were right
Something about a grown man screaming at wii sports makes my day the greatest day ever
at 11 20 i realized how peaceful the world is with no sound
Poofesure: I am clearly worthy to fight Matt
GAME: * gives off brand Matt *
Poofesure: WHAT! this isn’t fcKING MATT
2:43
2:48 *
@@Chimichinking no he is right
@@andypeutherer I somehow didn’t read the worthy part. My bad
i feel like every time elisa comes on screen is when Poofesure has war flashbacks
I’m sorry but I am in LOVE with your obey me icon,, stan asmo ugh
I find it funny how the best part of the video in my opinion is how he thinks it's his MII that's making him lose
I once matched up with Matt. I opened up my guard, he charged and threw 6 punches at me, leaving my health at half. However, my guard was down the whole time, AND MATT STOPPED! Seconds later, I tried to scare him, he moved along with me, then charged at me and knocked me down.
Who would win?
Matt: The Champion of Wii Sports Boxing
Or...
Alfonso: The Chad of the Chads
Let's find out on Wii Sports Boxing!
He first tried it and beat the shit out of the golden child that is matt
me: *sees title*
also me: *turns down volume*
Very original comment
Stolen
I did the exact same thing
Me: mom, can we get Matt from Wii Sports?
Mom: No, we already have Matt from Wii Sports at home
Matt from Wii Sports at home: 2:48
12:40 😂THREE SKILL POINTS LOL
Well, I got 4 points for beating Luca and I had to beat him again
" 3 SKILL POINTS 3 SKILL POINTSSS?!!! "
“This is a flawless situation but it’s having flaws right now” ~ Poof 2021
10:24
“ALFONSO YOU AFRO FU-….”
The moment my life was saved
4:11 had me dying 🤣
Imagine if beef boss and alfonso went against each other...
my favorite thing is when he yells at Alfonso as if he's not the one controlling him
Yes
7:19 7:28
South park
When eric cartman and wendy were fighting that one episode of South park
I can just imagine Poofesure is Alfonso’s coach outside the ring constantly yelling at him.
“Plate of salami with assorted cheeses” 🧀 WTF!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 in laughing my ass off 7:34
i hate this comment
XD
You salty, *ORGANISM?*
Beef Boss feels threatened... It seems he’s not the main character anymore...
Lol
1:27 the poofesure war cry:
12:23: 3 skill pointzzzz
7:45 me in the bathroom after eating spicy food...
Lmfao
6:55 it looked like Alfonso said that
Alternative title: Alfonso play everyone but Matt in Wii sports boxing
“Our strategy is flawless BUT ITS HAVING FLAWS RIGHT NOW.”
-Poof, 2021
His smile at 12:06
Alfonso is cute
Alfonso doesn't stand a chance.
Edit: Obviously he let him win.
🗿
💀
6:07 elisa
The silence was too funny when his recording stopped🤣
he brings a smile when he makes a vid knowing hes gonna rage and make me laugh so mich
I’ve been dealing with a lot of stuff lately, and your videos have become my favorite part of the week. Thank you for your service
I feel like when poofesures mic stopped recording was the calmest one of his videos have ever been
"on a silver platter with salami and assorted cheeses" best insult ever