I. BEAT. WII. PARTY. (AND MATT)

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  • I. BEAT. WII. PARTY. (AND MATT)
    more wii party: tinyurl.com/y5j59pt9 | insta: / poofesure
    Twitter: / poofesure | merch: poofesure.merchforall.com/
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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  4 роки тому +19539

    who expected this

  • @OmegaMemeBoss
    @OmegaMemeBoss 4 роки тому +3412

    9:56 _Silence_
    Me: **Sweating**

    • @marycerros5104
      @marycerros5104 4 роки тому +91

      I Thought He Was Gonna Tell So Hard

    • @sewerpickles2344
      @sewerpickles2344 4 роки тому +141

      I made sure to turn my volume down during the period of silence.

    • @masekiibo
      @masekiibo 4 роки тому +82

      Poof: **Is quiet right after**
      Me: are... are you okay man?

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 4 роки тому +49

      To be honest, thats pretty shitty game design to have a square like that right at the end.

    • @GATguy98
      @GATguy98 4 роки тому +16

      Volume went ALL the way down when that happened hahahaha

  • @empress2500
    @empress2500 4 роки тому +854

    10:46 *WHHHYYYYYYYY*
    THAT SENT ME ROLLING

    • @forgetful_insomniac
      @forgetful_insomniac 4 роки тому +23

      Man the memes in his comment section have my rolling

    • @jamesslepak3308
      @jamesslepak3308 4 роки тому +9

      10:46-You When Write 15 Reply Back Comments To People On UA-cam, But You Don't Get Any Reply Backs And The Only Reply Back You Have Yesterday Is "OOF"

    • @baybteeth
      @baybteeth 4 роки тому +6

      rip my fucking ears💀

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 4 роки тому +9

      His inner toad awakes

    • @dominicconti557
      @dominicconti557 4 роки тому +6

      Dude that scream got me on the floor crying

  • @chudwaffle1518
    @chudwaffle1518 3 роки тому +3597

    beats up Eddie for half the minigame "HOW ARE THEY AT 12 AND IM AT 5"

    • @darkgolden3250
      @darkgolden3250 3 роки тому +54

      09:36 osami butter my biscuit girl oo- thank you- You actually gladly buttered my biscuit i was thinking butter my biscuit as in your gonna screw me osami. Alright come on big roll 6 is not. terrible *facepalm? Youve gotta be fucking kidding me i swear to fucking god First off whoever you switch me with im going backward *exhale yo-yu-a- i cant believe i got this far Ive Got This Far and im in first place and i land on this mother fuckin sqaure this game is testing me... Oh no im pretty sure shes in last *trader from ocarina of time laugh? Just gave Osami just went from First *insane laughter... WWWHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyy!?!?!?!?!?!? You wanted osami to butter your biscuit remember and he continues to rage yet he wanted it

    • @iiomqfaderz
      @iiomqfaderz 3 роки тому +8

      @@darkgolden3250 what

    • @nesto9889
      @nesto9889 3 роки тому

      @@darkgolden3250 hhahaha

    • @darkgolden3250
      @darkgolden3250 3 роки тому +5

      @@iiomqfaderz so he said he wanted buttered biscuits and said i thought you were gonna screw me over so osami screwed him and he mad that osami did what he wanted

    • @elliotfernandez5797
      @elliotfernandez5797 3 роки тому +13

      @@darkgolden3250 you want a medal?

  • @littlefox3383
    @littlefox3383 3 роки тому +563

    9:12 that scream tho... Jesus crist that scream

  • @DevFitz
    @DevFitz 4 роки тому +2518

    10:46 that one kid in the hallway when you’re taking a test

  • @deadchannel3328
    @deadchannel3328 4 роки тому +5213

    "I hate women. I hate that you can't shoot women!"
    Abby: *nervous sweating*

  • @Uncontrollable_Sphere
    @Uncontrollable_Sphere 3 роки тому +1025

    “Matthew can’t count fruit”
    Yeah, he’s better at sports than at math

  • @RedOnCod
    @RedOnCod 3 роки тому +113

    10:46 the mating call of a Raging Bull.

  • @iisxmplyaxgustiiuwu4825
    @iisxmplyaxgustiiuwu4825 3 роки тому +3371

    "Come on eddy"
    "Eddy"
    "Eddy spaghetti"
    "Eddy spa-
    "EDDY SPAGHETTI!"

  • @jamesd1232
    @jamesd1232 4 роки тому +22608

    Can we just appreciate the fact that this guy has driven himself insane and played Wii so much that he now knows each of the individual CPU Miis like they’re one big dysfunctional family

    • @arturo6307
      @arturo6307 4 роки тому +738

      I know my family and each Mii character too and I am not an insane Wii player

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 роки тому +77

      James Dykes Oh my god yes

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 роки тому +140

      Matt From Wii Sports Good For you Matthew

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 4 роки тому +87

      That's what we love about him

    • @spiritedconjurer
      @spiritedconjurer 4 роки тому +11

      LMAO

  • @zeeisforzeebra1804
    @zeeisforzeebra1804 3 роки тому +162

    10:46 and onward for like a minute had me sob-laughing. He just lost all of his composure 😭😭

  • @ZDee6
    @ZDee6 2 роки тому +374

    Trying not to laugh while watching a grown man get mad at a wii game at 2AM is so unbelievably difficult 💀💀

  • @ethandorval7451
    @ethandorval7451 4 роки тому +625

    “Eddy Spaghetti, Eddy Spaghetti, EDDY SPAGHETTI!!!! “
    -Poof 2019

  • @cecedani2129
    @cecedani2129 4 роки тому +581

    Poofesure in Tomodachi Life:
    “Are abby and beef boss making babies yet?”
    Poofesure in Wii Party:
    “Wow beef boss is a terrible father.”

    • @pegasus9655
      @pegasus9655 4 роки тому +4

      At least he's the only one in a relationship😂

    • @thefarkilingking9172
      @thefarkilingking9172 4 роки тому +1

      I thought there was a new relationship

    • @d.jmooreburner672
      @d.jmooreburner672 4 роки тому +2

      that's means abby got to break up with beef boss right now

    • @thefarkilingking9172
      @thefarkilingking9172 4 роки тому +1

      @@d.jmooreburner672 oh no

    • @cecedani2129
      @cecedani2129 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah freakin shinosooki or however the frick you spell it, got in a new relationship. Then B-ball Eva liked Tommy but he freakin chose someone else 😂

  • @charliedaredheadyt7260
    @charliedaredheadyt7260 2 роки тому +156

    When he said “I FINALLY GET UP THERE FIRST” at 11:32, it’s sounds like he’s about to start crying.

  • @GigaChadstar
    @GigaChadstar 3 роки тому +60

    13:39 bro so angry he went German

  • @noelhill7766
    @noelhill7766 4 роки тому +751

    Poofesure: i'M wInnInG"
    Wii Party: Wait, That's Illegal

  • @omnomnomi
    @omnomnomi 4 роки тому +2531

    Poof: *rolls a 5 + 6 at the beginning*
    Game: Wait, that's not allowed

    • @gracecasselman4727
      @gracecasselman4727 4 роки тому +103

      Game: *then proceeds to give him 3 ones in a row*

    • @RonyTomo420
      @RonyTomo420 4 роки тому +1

      That’s true

    • @brains3641
      @brains3641 4 роки тому +19

      InvertedKneecaps actually 4

    • @9r9r66
      @9r9r66 4 роки тому +17

      It’s “wait, that’s illegal

    • @tomoloughlin3136
      @tomoloughlin3136 4 роки тому +5

      9r9r6 if he’s referring to the halo meme you are correct but I’m guessing she’s not sooooo your wrong lol

  • @howlingwolf456
    @howlingwolf456 2 роки тому +76

    6:08
    His laugh is so contagious.

  • @Trickshotter
    @Trickshotter 2 роки тому +81

    10:43 beef boss just chilling down the mountain while Poof is going insane is really funny to me

    • @xMilozz
      @xMilozz 2 роки тому +1

      yeah, I can't stop laughing

  • @aerialhearts
    @aerialhearts 4 роки тому +961

    i cant believe he hasn’t cried yet while playing

    • @mavintosh
      @mavintosh 4 роки тому +7

      Me too tbh

    • @saint-envy
      @saint-envy 4 роки тому +17

      Your profile scares me

    • @cecieylagrace
      @cecieylagrace 4 роки тому +1

      That would be super funny 🤣

    • @masekiibo
      @masekiibo 4 роки тому +26

      Poisonedfawn honestly he probably has we just couldn’t tell

    • @aerialhearts
      @aerialhearts 4 роки тому +3

      @@saint-envy thank you

  • @cubedmax
    @cubedmax 4 роки тому +1942

    10:08
    *gets a switch places space*
    UA-cam ad: Sometimes the most challenging part of meditation is what is known as the dark side of the mind

  • @3azy235
    @3azy235 3 роки тому +262

    Watching a grown man cry over wii, yeah that sounds like one of my interests

    • @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257
      @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 2 роки тому +14

      Seriously though, If this man is generally that angry at the game and isn’t just doing it for the content….I-I think He needs a therapist.

    • @AfianySnow29802
      @AfianySnow29802 4 місяці тому

      ​@@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257Oh shut up.

  • @Paradox_Wolf_
    @Paradox_Wolf_ 2 роки тому +63

    11:12 is such a Golden Rage moment

  • @NickViergever-er9pw
    @NickViergever-er9pw 4 роки тому +329

    Poofesure: *hits Eddy 20 times with his hammer instead of gophers*
    Also Poofesure: *"WHY DID THEY ALL BEAT ME, I ONLY GOT FIVE!"*

  • @drakeringholz794
    @drakeringholz794 4 роки тому +221

    “What are the odds of rolling four ones in a row?”
    .00077%

    • @YoshiFan15_256
      @YoshiFan15_256 4 роки тому +25

      Drake Ringholz .077% actually as you had to multiply that number you had by 100.

    • @ben.kinser
      @ben.kinser 4 роки тому +5

      if you want to be that guy the odds are 1:6^4-1

    • @davidriedy5977
      @davidriedy5977 4 роки тому

      Once every 216 times

    • @mrsaxobeat6891
      @mrsaxobeat6891 4 роки тому +1

      Which is one in 1296, by the way

    • @tristanmorris9432
      @tristanmorris9432 4 роки тому

      @@ben.kinser what the hell is that?

  • @tanyamitchell5332
    @tanyamitchell5332 3 роки тому +114

    The way he just went out of his room then comes back saying wwwHhHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and its soooooo funny XD

  • @baronbrrrrett
    @baronbrrrrett 3 роки тому +45

    13:56 top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

  • @MetalSpineBrussian
    @MetalSpineBrussian 4 роки тому +677

    Poof: “I think I’ll play Wii Party today”
    Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside : *cries*

    • @Ohmwise
      @Ohmwise 4 роки тому +11

      You forgot the ™® on Toad Wii™ Remote with Motion Plus Inside™ ™®

    • @deeana3518
      @deeana3518 4 роки тому +11

      hey baby ;)

    • @MetalSpineBrussian
      @MetalSpineBrussian 4 роки тому +7

      lucia hey boo bear

    • @Jampartment
      @Jampartment 4 роки тому +9

      Dudy Dude what the fuck is going on here

    • @kaiden3215
      @kaiden3215 4 роки тому +3

      Are you guys gonna be a couple on tomadachi life?

  • @witheredhouseplant
    @witheredhouseplant 4 роки тому +287

    9:55 i was so prepared for a huge scream

  • @kavinraveendran5108
    @kavinraveendran5108 3 роки тому +52

    10:32 The very pissing moment , I feel very bad for Poofesure

    • @coltinanderson
      @coltinanderson 2 роки тому +4

      This game is BEYOND RIGGED

    • @kavinraveendran5108
      @kavinraveendran5108 2 роки тому +4

      @@coltinanderson Yes, it should've switched him with someone else except 4th place Asami

  • @mattorsomething4986
    @mattorsomething4986 3 роки тому +52

    11:37 he went from a screaming 7 year old to a grown man in seconds

  • @carsonbrod1107
    @carsonbrod1107 4 роки тому +243

    Poof: “You gave me three ones in a row, just give me a three or more at least.”
    Game: “No”

  • @Marix-ue5hc
    @Marix-ue5hc 3 роки тому +1846

    9:51 "S-six is...not...terrible?" Famous last words

  • @HeyItsOJ7
    @HeyItsOJ7 11 місяців тому +21

    God, from 11:10-11:37, Poof sounded the most genuinely upset I've ever heard him.

  • @grahamfoerster1582
    @grahamfoerster1582 3 роки тому +20

    10:46 “WWwHHHHhYyayayyaayayayayattaayYyY”

  • @cvpanther4690
    @cvpanther4690 4 роки тому +899

    9:55 the angriest 10 second silence recorded in history

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 4 роки тому +9

      Most despair*

    • @kaelynsynna2428
      @kaelynsynna2428 4 роки тому +1

      squidiot, Danganronpa reference?

    • @kokichiomakingofthegays8019
      @kokichiomakingofthegays8019 4 роки тому +4

      @@spuids Mukuro Ikusaba the 16th student, hiding somewhere in the Academy. The one they call Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her.

    • @ok-sr8gb
      @ok-sr8gb 2 роки тому

      @@kokichiomakingofthegays8019 "Tell'em naegi"

  • @timekeeper0436
    @timekeeper0436 4 роки тому +985

    New Tomadachi life character:
    EddySpaghetti

  • @joelygamerx7921
    @joelygamerx7921 2 роки тому +25

    Can I just state the fact that his scream at 10:46 sounds like R2-D2?!

    • @ryanwebb309
      @ryanwebb309 10 місяців тому +1

      "Haahahhahahaha......
      *WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?"*

    • @wgamer85
      @wgamer85 7 місяців тому

      @@ryanwebb309YOU SUUUUUUUUUCCCKK

    • @ILoveDogs117
      @ILoveDogs117 6 місяців тому +2

      I looked him up just now and his scream DOES sound like R2-D2!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lespace3789
    @lespace3789 3 роки тому +91

    6:45 (complains how he lost badly)
    *Spent the entire round bonking Eddy*

  • @jagp135
    @jagp135 4 роки тому +975

    “Eddy and Asami are really far behind”
    UFO: Imma end this man's whole career

  • @mattblue6694
    @mattblue6694 4 роки тому +365

    9:12. CUE THE PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS

  • @FahzBear
    @FahzBear Рік тому +20

    When he’s silent you know sometimes about to happen…. 😩

  • @EmeraldTheOfficial
    @EmeraldTheOfficial 2 місяці тому +3

    Poof: screws around hitting eddy with a mallet
    Also Poof:complains about getting 5 points and everyone else getting 14 points

  • @tdieterman2153
    @tdieterman2153 4 роки тому +744

    "Beef Boss is a terrible father"
    Probably foreshadowing something in Tomodachi life 😳

  • @yourfavoritefemoid9729
    @yourfavoritefemoid9729 4 роки тому +411

    wow, this time he beat the game instead of his wii remote

    • @purplvurpl0295
      @purplvurpl0295 4 роки тому +3

      What a legend

    • @Poofesure
      @Poofesure  4 роки тому +72

      ooga booga not completely true

    • @ahhlece6116
      @ahhlece6116 4 роки тому +1

      Poofesure hahaha oh shit

    • @Bash8282
      @Bash8282 4 роки тому +1

      @@Poofesure sure

    • @christian9196
      @christian9196 4 роки тому

      *instead of his toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

  • @JopocaJ
    @JopocaJ 2 роки тому +73

    14:46 had me dying on the floor lmao

  • @kanokamelia
    @kanokamelia 3 роки тому +14

    i just found your channel and im crying laughing, you just made my day

  • @logicalhalt-1096
    @logicalhalt-1096 4 роки тому +1589

    “Apparently horses have two modes off and on”
    - Poof 2019

    • @jamesslepak3308
      @jamesslepak3308 4 роки тому +4

      BushGang - Minecraft 6:09-When You Write Such A Great Reply Back To Someone In PooFesure Video,But Then Someone Writes Something Stupid Like "hsidndiwjsi" or "First"

    • @sirhoneybadger5875
      @sirhoneybadger5875 4 роки тому +14

      @@jamesslepak3308 or something stupid like capitalising the start of every single word

    • @crystalwnter
      @crystalwnter 4 роки тому +2

      James Slepak you forgot to capitalize the O in or

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 4 роки тому

      he either means dead and alive or awake and asleep and I don’t know which is worse

    • @bskcj1149
      @bskcj1149 4 роки тому

      We all do

  • @benchem6338
    @benchem6338 4 роки тому +699

    9:48
    Poof: "6 is not, terrible"
    Spaceship: I'm about to end this mans whole career

  • @momhk3036
    @momhk3036 2 роки тому +21

    9:35 "Butter my Biscuit"

  • @IbuBlooper
    @IbuBlooper 2 роки тому +11

    13:55
    Top 10 rappers eminem is afraid to diss

  • @end_game4444
    @end_game4444 4 роки тому +321

    honestly mario party 9 has the whole "everyone moves at once gimmick", so 8 would be a better pick

    • @AwareWokege
      @AwareWokege 4 роки тому +3

      i second this

    • @MuffinTheDusky
      @MuffinTheDusky 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, do not get 9 it is the worst thing you can buy for your console. And you’ve bought .89 cent games before

    • @coletaylor8365
      @coletaylor8365 4 роки тому +4

      8 is the best!

    • @lunapyrope9683
      @lunapyrope9683 4 роки тому +1

      8 is so much fun and has so many features

    • @brettlauritzen6715
      @brettlauritzen6715 4 роки тому

      Yeah 8 is definitely the better pick

  • @madihuber161
    @madihuber161 4 роки тому +3112

    After a long time of watching Poof, Any time there is a stunned silence like 9:57, I IMMEDIATELY turn down my volume

    • @epsi9923
      @epsi9923 4 роки тому +233

      I was honestly shocked at the mildly collected "... You gotta be kidding me."

    • @madihuber161
      @madihuber161 4 роки тому +87

      LÆST yeah I was expecting a scream tbh. Better to be safe than sorry!!!

    • @Mike.325
      @Mike.325 4 роки тому +13

      Madi Huber ikr I was like oh no😂

    • @lillrice27
      @lillrice27 4 роки тому +77

      Madi Huber you also know it’s really really bad when eh goes “HeEHEheHeehHeHeEEeEeEe”

    • @ciaran9738
      @ciaran9738 4 роки тому +43

      He was dead silent. It was terrifying. He didn’t even scream immediately. 😱

  • @criticalxstasy5362
    @criticalxstasy5362 3 роки тому +14

    6:25 - 6:47 had me laughing so much i went into a coughing fit

  • @lssweet
    @lssweet 2 роки тому +31

    "I hate that you can't shoot women."
    -Poofesure 2019

  • @thomasgiral
    @thomasgiral 4 роки тому +226

    Proof: THE DICE ARE RIGGED AND I HAVE EVIDENCE!
    Game: Shit he figured it out, let’s give him good rolls and let him win so he never plays us again

  • @zoeyspicer7933
    @zoeyspicer7933 4 роки тому +1980

    Laughed so hard when he got thrown back in the tree swinging game

  • @mimimoethe2nd645
    @mimimoethe2nd645 3 роки тому +6

    11:17 that was the most aggressive “SHIT” I’ve heard lmao

  • @catseatmeowmix690
    @catseatmeowmix690 3 роки тому +18

    Alternative title: Poofesure slowly goes crazy over time due to everything

  • @plutoobih6853
    @plutoobih6853 4 роки тому +52

    9:13 Angry Birds when they get launched

  • @Dhhdhdhfdjjd
    @Dhhdhdhfdjjd 4 роки тому +546

    “Apparently horses have two settings, on or off”
    -poofesure

  • @enzo._.valent1n457
    @enzo._.valent1n457 3 роки тому +13

    11:16 the rage kid be like

  • @firedye3602
    @firedye3602 2 роки тому +8

    the fact that rolling four 1's in a row is a 1/1296 or 0.08% chance is actually amazingly unlucky. i thought poof was kidding when he says this game is rigged but it seriously might be

  • @VFneptoona
    @VFneptoona 4 роки тому +500

    Poofesure: I’m gonna win this time!
    Matt: we don’t do that here

    • @shmoppl3320
      @shmoppl3320 4 роки тому

      *i’m about to ruin this man’s whole career

  • @aura7219
    @aura7219 4 роки тому +613

    10:46 damn he hitting them high notes

    • @aura7219
      @aura7219 4 роки тому +39

      When your mom doesn’t get you chicken nuggets 10:46 lol

    • @DanKale
      @DanKale 3 роки тому +11

      Sounded like r2d2

    • @lilyb2262
      @lilyb2262 3 роки тому +6

      It do be like that though

    • @BTGames2004
      @BTGames2004 3 роки тому +3

      @@DanKale so true 😂😂😂

    • @Joshua_From_Wii_Sports
      @Joshua_From_Wii_Sports 3 роки тому

      @@aura7219 mcdonalds sux

  • @kerbe5374
    @kerbe5374 Рік тому +3

    im late to your videos but wow. I cried laughing at the breakdown at the end. your videos have made me laugh through the stress of work and classes so thank you

  • @FATSHARKAL
    @FATSHARKAL 2 роки тому +2

    Never been a fan of screaming content creators.
    But wow, you are hilarious.
    Truely, you kept catching me off guard with your utter frustration. 😂😂

  • @kayypeh
    @kayypeh 4 роки тому +3601

    “I hate women. I hate that you can’t shoot women.”
    - Poof 2019

  • @whooshwhoosh5137
    @whooshwhoosh5137 4 роки тому +890

    “I hate that you can’t shoot women.”
    -Poof 2019

    • @trapconnoisseur7393
      @trapconnoisseur7393 4 роки тому +42

      Equal rights means equal fights square up bitches

    • @metrimetri9zaworldo
      @metrimetri9zaworldo 4 роки тому +3

      I wish i could like twice

    • @justjacob6946
      @justjacob6946 4 роки тому +1

      Dang he beat me to the joke

    • @xl3gtx
      @xl3gtx 4 роки тому

      TerrorTyler too bad u can’t see the amount of people tht dislike ur comment

    • @Racc00n_K1ng
      @Racc00n_K1ng 4 роки тому

      @@Montersita Thats a werid link, it has a innocent school girl and in the background its just porn ads. why did you put the link in this? do you got my ip now or something?

  • @marvelouslee4427
    @marvelouslee4427 5 місяців тому +2

    10:46 God I love that the Wii party playlist is 95+ videos long. Poof’s screeches of anguish are gonna be the background soundtrack to my life for at least a week.

  • @Keyern
    @Keyern 3 роки тому +2

    9:12 the new r2d2 lego scream

  • @sammie4572
    @sammie4572 4 роки тому +1940

    When you try to sneak out of the house while your parents are sleeping, so you have to stay quiet but the front door goes 14:43

  • @bigpeter7529
    @bigpeter7529 4 роки тому +630

    “Honey should we send our neighbor to a mental hospital?”

    • @dundee7631
      @dundee7631 4 роки тому +8

      The Pope Lol I’m subscribed to you from another video I saw you comment on

    • @carterrussell4738
      @carterrussell4738 4 роки тому +5

      P

    • @DreamerFalko
      @DreamerFalko 4 роки тому +3

      Hello Kermit

    • @cdy3891
      @cdy3891 4 роки тому +1

      "Yes, I think we should."

  • @Mmmtruk
    @Mmmtruk 2 роки тому +16

    8:16​ dude that should be an illegal move

  • @Xaalderan
    @Xaalderan 3 роки тому +11

    Before this video i got an ad that started "6 signs you need meditation in your life" and after watching 2 of these vids ik it's appropriate

  • @superawsomeblitz
    @superawsomeblitz 4 роки тому +747

    10:46 when someone asks you what letter comes after X in the alphabet

  • @shittyass120
    @shittyass120 4 роки тому +1005

    At 11:33 when he says “I finally get up there first” it sounds like he’s gonna start crying

  • @dsftr4w525
    @dsftr4w525 3 роки тому +16

    Alternative title: “Man yells at rand() % 6 for 18 minutes”

  • @bridgetisagirl
    @bridgetisagirl Рік тому +2

    2:10 my favorite poof quote ever

  • @fueledbyfury1934
    @fueledbyfury1934 4 роки тому +562

    “I hate that I can’t shoot women.” -Poofesure 2019

  • @YumYumAlyArt
    @YumYumAlyArt 3 роки тому +21

    I have never heard a man scream “God Bless” in the most aggressively pissed voice.
    *Ill never use the lords name in vain again.*

  • @abnormal_zen
    @abnormal_zen 3 роки тому +2

    You’re reactions make me laugh 😭✋

  • @gigagaming9630
    @gigagaming9630 4 роки тому +329

    9:56
    I have never been so scared for Poof’s reaction in my life

    • @spyrosh3933
      @spyrosh3933 4 роки тому +3

      Eclipto the timestamp gave me an ad thanks lol

    • @pianovania7721
      @pianovania7721 4 роки тому +6

      I turned down the volume out of fear

    • @kata4305
      @kata4305 4 роки тому +8

      It was so uncomfortably calm tho

    • @kata4305
      @kata4305 4 роки тому +5

      Ok I- I commented too fast lmao

    • @Kettterer
      @Kettterer 4 роки тому +1

      Eclipto It's too quiet...

  • @plgn190
    @plgn190 2 роки тому +2

    10:45 "and here you will hear what sounds to be a mental breakdown"

  • @louie.4047
    @louie.4047 Рік тому +2

    i swear these videos write themselves sometimes

  • @mikauwu399
    @mikauwu399 4 роки тому +117

    "I hate woman. I hate that you can't shoot woman."
    -Poofesure

    • @mloops
      @mloops 4 роки тому +2

      Mika rofl lol stolen

    • @lileaf909
      @lileaf909 4 роки тому +2

      Women*

  • @mattfromwiisports1416
    @mattfromwiisports1416 4 роки тому +9423

    Don’t be too happy, I was going easy on you..

  • @DimDeve
    @DimDeve 3 роки тому +4

    i like how you can heard his mental stability drop throughout the match

  • @mnswitch
    @mnswitch 3 роки тому +2

    10:46
    he sounds like a fuckign tie fighter from starwars

  • @Clover90000
    @Clover90000 4 роки тому +291

    Casually watches video:
    Sees zoom in on a dice roll:
    “Oh no”

    • @dickurkel1980
      @dickurkel1980 4 роки тому +8

      I know right? You know something bad is about to happen when it zooms in

    • @XxBLOODSTRIKERxX41
      @XxBLOODSTRIKERxX41 4 роки тому +1

      Ale Lindsay Lmao for real 😂😂😂

  • @robbie16b
    @robbie16b 4 роки тому +746

    Poof: *rolls a 6 and a 6*
    Poof: *ThaTS aN Ok ROlL*

  • @Herobrine_Hoax
    @Herobrine_Hoax 2 роки тому +15

    3:48 is hilarious

  • @bakedbeans3739
    @bakedbeans3739 Рік тому +4

    hey guys quick disclaimer: 10:44 is a part where the audio goes very quiet so i suggest you turn up you volume.

  • @onesneakyboigaming7575
    @onesneakyboigaming7575 4 роки тому +3721

    Normal people's dice odds:
    16% 1
    16% 2
    16% 3
    16% 4
    16% 5
    16% 6
    Poof's dice odds:
    99.999% 1
    0.001% Literally any other number

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 роки тому +89

      No, he always gets a 3, not a 1

    • @trevfisher4486
      @trevfisher4486 4 роки тому +10

      Tristan Chaplin yep on gold dice too

    • @lucathehexagoner6413
      @lucathehexagoner6413 4 роки тому +28

      My dice odds are:
      0.000000001% 1
      99.999999999% 6
      0% any other number

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 роки тому +5

      @@lucathehexagoner6413 good for you

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT 4 роки тому +8

      Dice odds
      19.9999999999999999% 1
      80% 3
      0.00000000000000001% anything else

  • @XMadness_X
    @XMadness_X 4 роки тому +146

    *I hate women, I hate that you can't shoot woman* -poofesure 2019

  • @michaelkowal3230
    @michaelkowal3230 Рік тому +2

    What makes the 1 roll at 2:32 even worse is that if you had gotten past the wall, your remaining 4 spaces would've landed you on the blue statue that throws your forwards

  • @walterwhite3372
    @walterwhite3372 3 роки тому +15

    6:12 the odds are 6 to the power negative 4, or in other words 1 in 1296

    • @CHerbold
      @CHerbold 2 роки тому +2

      one of the die can only be a one or a two so technically it would be a higher chance

    • @CHerbold
      @CHerbold 2 роки тому

      i believe it’s 1/529.09 based off my calculator👍

    • @reeeeee5308
      @reeeeee5308 2 роки тому

      @@CHerbold well your calculator is wrong then lol

  • @spitefulcanute
    @spitefulcanute 4 роки тому +330

    Game: I’ll give you a three
    Poof: five
    Game: 4
    Poof: Give me more than 4
    Game: 3 take it or leave it