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[@qrae_qrae6629]

My grandfather, around 7 or 8 years old, was going to play with his friends in a wide farm. He was about to leave the house when his uncle told him to watch the drying fish (it's a common practice to dry fish so that it can be stored for like a week) so that they won't be eaten by cats. Little did my grandfather knew that if his uncle didn't see him to watch over the dried fish, and left to go with his friends, he would've been struck by lightning together with his friends.

[@Runningheartluvsart]

My mother and I were in Boston when the marathon bombing occurred. We had gone up for doctors appointments and were going to go watch it but we decided we were both tired and went home instead. The bombing happened just after we left and had no clue about it until we got back later and heard from the news what had happened

[@fribu97]

can you turn down the volume of the music a little bit next time pls? :3

[@masterkevkev]

Indeed!

[@froskonic1854]

@@masterkevkev ...

[@masterkevkev]

@@froskonic1854 yes?...

[@froskonic1854]

@@masterkevkev no

[@tankofnova9022]

2:02 How would an ice sickle of any size impale a human skull? I imagine him not being "impaled from brains to balls.", but rather a massive blunt force crushing/cracking his skull and also shattering the ice.
Now, one of that size would still be heavy enough to cause lethal brain damage, but "brains to balls" was just to boost the karma value imo.

[@ebrahimalsanad4411]

I bought a ford raptor brand new. Had gone just enough to go to the garage and change oil. On my way I was in a highway of 4 lains. I was on the most left lain and there is no emergency lains after that, only on the most right. While 2 cars were a Skittle away from my rear bumper and just gone over an arch. I spoted a faint flash and a white sedan from Kia. I was going 120kmh and what seemed like time has stopped I checked if anyone was next to me and turned immediately. The closest one behind me made it. The one behind him tumbled to the next lain on the right and got hit again. I had to pull over because I wanted to help them. Called the emergency hotline and being unable to do more than that

[@Thepeepeepoopooman508]

I’m here too!

[@torinsmith9867]

10:30

[@unfunnyguy1377]

Guess I was first

[@epicecho_0]

Indeed...
But I sure don't care

[@nebula451]

Did you know that it takes 0% effort not to talk