"Get a real job!"

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  • @emmablackery
    @emmablackery  10 років тому +1900

    According to you guys I should be either a lawyer or politician... guys, I hate people, but I don't steal money and I'm not a very good liar! A food critic, on the other hand... THAT I could do.

  • @kyoujinkrista2
    @kyoujinkrista2 10 років тому +98

    Every job is a real job. People only say that because they resent that others have found a way to work less hard or actually enjoy what they do.

    • @emmablackery
      @emmablackery  10 років тому +34

      *drops mic*

    • @morkus17
      @morkus17 10 років тому +1

      Emma Blackery How many swags do you have?

    • @TheKnightOfBuquicious
      @TheKnightOfBuquicious 10 років тому +3

      Whips Unlimited swag and no fucks. ;)

    • @dddemon777
      @dddemon777 10 років тому

      Or get paid and find it shameful or too silly to want others to know about it. That does not count for criminals, they like people knowing what they do.

  • @izzyb480
    @izzyb480 10 років тому +111

    eyeliner game on point

  • @Luna-dm2dc
    @Luna-dm2dc 9 років тому +22

    I don't understand why people think that youtubers shouldn't get paid. We pay stand up comedians, singers, dancers, and food, music, and fashion critics; most youtubers could basically be summed up into one or more of those classifications. Why should those entertainers and critics get paid but their online versions not?

  • @beckiejbrown
    @beckiejbrown 10 років тому +85

    This is great Emma

    • @i.n8826
      @i.n8826 10 років тому +2

      Beckie

  • @lindee8224
    @lindee8224 9 років тому +25

    I think you would be a good guidance counselor (or something like that) at a school or something. I feel like you could give good advice because you've been through some tough times yourself.

  • @katievannie
    @katievannie 10 років тому +24

    A youtuber. Because that is a real job. You make people smile. What could be better

    • @checkx9371
      @checkx9371 10 років тому

      Getting a reaaaalll job! No, seriously I wouldn't have money, if I hadn't one.. So it's kind of important..

  • @dankcarolyn420
    @dankcarolyn420 10 років тому +94

    a comedian. like a stand up comedian. like

    • @linschnur9241
      @linschnur9241 9 років тому +2

      exactly what I was thinking

    • @kamilkorpikiewicz8803
      @kamilkorpikiewicz8803 9 років тому +1

      Carolyn MacKenzie same

    • @orvali
      @orvali 9 років тому +1

      Carolyn MacKenzie nice phil pic there

    • @ellamay5675
      @ellamay5675 5 років тому

      Like a comedian. Like a like stand like up like comedian. Like.

  • @crystalbuttersworth4166
    @crystalbuttersworth4166 10 років тому +66

    Dick's Last Resort
    Dick's Last Resort is a small bar and restaurant chain in the United States, known for its intentional employment of an obnoxious staff. Patrons of Dick's are expected to be insulted, or placed in uncomfortable situations. Adult bibs and large, hand-made, paper hats are given to diners to wear during their stay.There are no napkins on the tables: they are generally thrown at the customers by the serving staff.
    You are paid to be rude to the people, it is your job.

    • @chloemason6204
      @chloemason6204 10 років тому +12

      That is enough for me to move to the US

    • @missmotionless9438
      @missmotionless9438 10 років тому

      I think that's the place I was talking about in my comment. I didn't know it was a chain though. I've only ever heard about it in Las Vegas. lol

  • @anyapines3014
    @anyapines3014 10 років тому +51

    emma you look gorgeous with a shaved head btw

  • @filteredcreativity9409
    @filteredcreativity9409 10 років тому +69

    I really don't want to sound like one of those terrible people you mentioned at the beginning of the video but I just.
    This whole thing is a perfect example of what's wrong with our generation...
    I mean really, think about it.
    You don't want to be a doctor because you're not compassionate enough. You don't want to be a therapist because you don't like listening to other people. You don't want to be a fitness instructor because it requires hard work.
    We're slowly entering this stereotypical hole where it's cool to not care about anyone but ourselves. It's driving me insane.
    I know that you're probably some great person in real life because you shaved your head for good causes. This video just reminded me of things that drive me crazy.

    • @samcerulean1412
      @samcerulean1412 10 років тому +15

      I think the song she made proves she cares a lot. I think it's a lack of understanding on your part not to know what it's like to not like being around lots of people..
      You are right in your melodramatic sentiment about society though. With the Bad there's always the Good people that make things worth while

    • @jackherring1254
      @jackherring1254 10 років тому +32

      We have people compassionate enough to be doctors, caring enough to be therapists and persistant enough to be trainers, then we have her to entertain us. Theres a place for everyone

    • @hinkle1345
      @hinkle1345 10 років тому +5

      I'm young and I'm watching videos to train me to be a doctor I watch doctor who

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 10 років тому +2

      Sam Cerulean I HATE being around people and I HATE parties.
      I'm still studying to become a neurologist. Because I like the mental stimulation and I like the work.
      So I get what its like to not like people, but it shouldn't limit you. There are a lot of jobs where you don't actually have to be around people 24/7

    • @whoisthisguy128
      @whoisthisguy128 10 років тому +8

      DeadpoolX9 >studying to be a neurologist
      >like the mental stimulation
      I see what you did there.

  • @StacysadventureBlogspot
    @StacysadventureBlogspot 10 років тому +37

    You have a real job. Just because you like what you do, doesn't mean it isn't real. People are jealous.

    • @StacysadventureBlogspot
      @StacysadventureBlogspot 10 років тому +3

      That said, you could definitely run a club or a bar. I think it really takes a presence like the one you have. Whatever it is, I think you'd have to own the company. You'd care about YOUR company, and therefor you'd do your best at whatever it is, not take any shit, and only hire great people.

    • @checkx9371
      @checkx9371 10 років тому +1

      Adventures In Stacyland well, in a perfect world, this would be the case..

  • @FrostedLlama
    @FrostedLlama 10 років тому +15

    emma blackjerry you make me chuckle and for that I am grateful you don't have a boring old job where your comedic value is wasted!

    • @FrostedLlama
      @FrostedLlama 10 років тому +12

      p.s. i dont think people appreciate the amount of effort you go to to make these videos and the amount of pressure you have on your shoulders to entertain people- that takes a certain type of personality and I for sure couldn't do it!

  • @mactube37
    @mactube37 10 років тому +19

    Secret shopper. basically you go places and be the most annoying customer you can be to judge how the service handles people. Sure its not a well paying or daily job, but it's perfect for someone like Emma.

    • @JannaWTFxD
      @JannaWTFxD 10 років тому +1

      That sounds great. Now I know, what I want to do for a living :D

  • @izzyb5916
    @izzyb5916 9 років тому +19

    Professional sleeper... That's a thing! You test out hotel beds 😂😂

  • @sophie-vc1kx
    @sophie-vc1kx 9 років тому +33

    0:58
    Emma Quackery.

    • @sophie-vc1kx
      @sophie-vc1kx 9 років тому +1

      Casey Jeanes I'm sorry

    • @TheDaisyBubble
      @TheDaisyBubble 9 років тому

      sophie boakes XDDDDDDDDDD

    • @clearlyagehdeharhreh
      @clearlyagehdeharhreh 9 років тому

      OMF xDDDDDD

    • @sunshine_girlx
      @sunshine_girlx 7 років тому

      THEWILDONESAPPEAR Emma Crackery

    • @ellie.squewith
      @ellie.squewith 6 років тому

      We stan Emma quackery
      Also I almost died reading your comment it’s the first time I’ve laughed today ;-;

  • @girlwiththegreyeyes
    @girlwiththegreyeyes 10 років тому +43

    A hairdresser you would be great a colouring hair and shaving heads xx

    • @bringmethewhoreizonn6397
      @bringmethewhoreizonn6397 10 років тому

      ah yes because with the non stop small talk that hairdressers blab on about emma would be perfect and not reply with sarcastic remarks every 10 seconds lol

    • @Maddie-wz6ob
      @Maddie-wz6ob 10 років тому

      She didn't shave her own head...

    • @girlwiththegreyeyes
      @girlwiththegreyeyes 10 років тому +1

      Doesn't mean she wouldn't be any good at it for other people

  • @SharpHDGames
    @SharpHDGames 10 років тому +56

    A teacher. Definitely a teacher.

    • @ukcpmovies
      @ukcpmovies 10 років тому +25

      I actually agree, Emma could teach a lot about self confidence

    • @genmasaotome3503
      @genmasaotome3503 10 років тому

      Which age group? Adults, highschoolers, ...?

    • @KrazySnakpod
      @KrazySnakpod 10 років тому +1

      CP Movies i think you mean sex confidence

    • @SharpHDGames
      @SharpHDGames 10 років тому

      :)

  • @thundersbarnes
    @thundersbarnes 9 років тому +58

    Imagine Emma as a lawyer..

    • @IFDFAdmiralY11
      @IFDFAdmiralY11 9 років тому +4

      OneLlamaArmy OBJECTION!

    • @zyronn7991
      @zyronn7991 9 років тому +1

      +Lola Yip SUSTAIN OBJECTED!

    • @Natboy129
      @Natboy129 9 років тому

      +OneLlamaArmy Perfection.

    • @jacolaco519
      @jacolaco519 8 років тому

      +OneLlamaArmy YES!!!

  • @TechnoDewdrop
    @TechnoDewdrop 8 років тому +79

    you could be an author and write books about how much you hate everything

  • @iona-rachel
    @iona-rachel 10 років тому +6

    BE A GRAVE DIGGER. LATE HOURS, NO DEALING WITH ANNOYING CUSTOMERS (they literally are unable to complain) AND YOU CAN BE AS SARCASTIC AS YOU WANT.

  • @ArtemisFowl761
    @ArtemisFowl761 10 років тому +41

    IT consultant. just sarcastically shout down the phone "have you tried turning it off and on again" then hang up :p

    • @ArtemisFowl761
      @ArtemisFowl761 10 років тому +1

      plus they are often portrayed as reclusive people haters and lazy. i think it perfect :P

    • @ebonyjones1617
      @ebonyjones1617 10 років тому +7

      It crowd reference. Very nice.

    • @Prometech1
      @Prometech1 10 років тому +2

      Have you made sure it's plugged in?

    • @TheJoshsplosh
      @TheJoshsplosh 10 років тому +1

      Be careful the elders of the internet might see this!

    • @ArtemisFowl761
      @ArtemisFowl761 10 років тому

      TheJoshsplosh True, They might confiscate the black box with the flashing light on top from us!

  • @SammiSummer
    @SammiSummer 10 років тому +36

    A video game tester. Just sit around and play games all day

  • @zeldaspike4635
    @zeldaspike4635 10 років тому +2

    a UA-camr because it is a real job! many people don't have to worry about criticism and you are doing what you love so screw them! your my favorite UA-camr so embrace it

  • @libbyhanson7710
    @libbyhanson7710 10 років тому +21

    I was about to say nursery teacher then I realised. Wait, this is Emma Blackery I'm talking about...

    • @Unicornsud
      @Unicornsud 7 років тому

      Libby Hanson 😂😂😂

  • @peanutbutterjelly5861
    @peanutbutterjelly5861 10 років тому +14

    just stay right where you are Emma

    • @shoeland5642
      @shoeland5642 10 років тому +3

      i agree! i think she could do anything she wants in her life needless to say if what we think she should do! :)

    • @peanutbutterjelly5861
      @peanutbutterjelly5861 10 років тому +1

      :)

  • @daveyourmate
    @daveyourmate 10 років тому +7

    I doubt you're still reading these comments but if by chance your eyes pass over this one.. Well done Emma Blackery! You obviously have worked your ass off to get to where you are today - I hope most people appreciate the effort you put into your content.
    Jobs you would be good at? Well for one, entrepreneur - you're obviously very good at making something out of nothing. My second thought would be stand-up (sarcastic/sadistic) or maybe even a radio presenter?
    It frustrates me that people think that UA-cam is an 'easy' job. Your work load would be comparable to any news/media presenter and they have the support of staff. You do EVERYTHING yourself; mixing, filming, presenting, marketing, researching.. etc, etc. So well done Emma Blackery, I do believe you have very employable skills - even if you haven't realized it.

  • @brandonh9688
    @brandonh9688 10 років тому

    Stay positive Emma!!

  • @Zoelangfordd
    @Zoelangfordd 10 років тому +26

    Radio Presenter. You should replace the Dan and Phil show on Radio 1

  • @LouisianaCityboi
    @LouisianaCityboi 9 років тому +4

    I think this UA-cam thing suits you perfectly. You look happy doing it and that's pretty much all that matters.

  • @awsomeairsoftvideos
    @awsomeairsoftvideos 10 років тому +5

    people are idiots for thinking something you think is fun (youtube) isnt a job it's just a "hobby" if it makes you happy, then stay with it and be happy, Emma

    • @awsomeairsoftvideos
      @awsomeairsoftvideos 10 років тому +3

      and a "real" job that would suit you is a animal watcher because you seem like you have mother material

  • @wyattkane
    @wyattkane 10 років тому +2

    "Entertainer" is a real job.
    Also, just a side note for everyone, if you hate what you do for a job, don't take it out on other people. Get yourself out of there and get a new job. You don't have to hate your job.

  • @kaozbender
    @kaozbender 10 років тому +5

    When she said "Audio books" I swore there was going to be an Audible ad somewhere in the video. Damn Audible.

  • @Lynker
    @Lynker 9 років тому +4

    "Yeah, the first thing you need to do is FUCK OFF!" LMAO I DIED

  • @TheRyanLamont
    @TheRyanLamont 10 років тому +8

    People who say "Get a real job!" just mean "Get a job you don't enjoy, just like me!"

  • @ItzMeAruna
    @ItzMeAruna 10 років тому

    OMG EMMA YOUR CHANNEL HAS GROWN SO MUCH WITHIN THE PAST YEAR!! I remember how small this channel was. SO PROUD

  • @callummrr133
    @callummrr133 10 років тому +40

    Who actually laughed at that clown joke.

  • @SuperNerdDaniel
    @SuperNerdDaniel 10 років тому +13

    If we're talking about "real jobs", then I don't see why you couldn't be a spokesperson for Google. I mean, you have such a high opinion of Google Plus.

  • @dannymite101
    @dannymite101 10 років тому +32

    Dr. Cox
    You would be a great Dr. Cox
    (Off Scrubs)

    • @dannymite101
      @dannymite101 10 років тому

      Or Simon Cowell.

    • @SMFortissimo
      @SMFortissimo 10 років тому

      To be fair, though, the main function of Dr. Cox as a character is to point how that JD has one redeeming factor that Dr. Cox lacks: bedside manner.

    • @dannymite101
      @dannymite101 10 років тому +2

      SMFortissimo But you've got to admit, his humor is quite a big part of the show, and Emma has his humor

    • @SMFortissimo
      @SMFortissimo 10 років тому

      ThatPearsonDan Without a doubt!

  • @jesscliffee
    @jesscliffee 10 років тому

    I can't get over how much you suit your new hair cut! I love it! Great cause too :)

  • @Weifs
    @Weifs 10 років тому +18

    I feel like you were channeling Dr. Cox on the retail section.

  • @beomghosting
    @beomghosting 10 років тому +10

    YOU COULD BE MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER. Seriously, he's beyond sarcastic, hates us all, and he's basically you in male version.

    • @missLeader1
      @missLeader1 10 років тому +3

      THATS LIKE MY SCIENCE TEACHER(maybe they learn how to be like at science teacher school)

    • @ChloeEllaphants
      @ChloeEllaphants 10 років тому

      Gracie Leader Nah I think it's just a school thing because my maths teacher legit wants to kill me and everybody else

    • @Yplonario
      @Yplonario 10 років тому

      Gracie Leader That's exactly my physics teacher!

    • @kirarickett
      @kirarickett 10 років тому

      That's the same with my English teacher! He doesn't like any of us, but he chooses one person at the beginning of the year to pick on and makes fun of them all year... I'm glad he didn't pick me... 😂

    • @beomghosting
      @beomghosting 10 років тому

      Gracie Leader yeeaaa probably. But I love him. That's literally the only reason I took AP Chem last year. He's great

  • @wim1wam
    @wim1wam 10 років тому +12

    Teacher, you should be a teacher, you'd be a very good teacher.

    • @milifilou
      @milifilou 10 років тому +15

      1. Lesson, people dont give a shit about your macaroni doodle

  • @isabellamariefrench
    @isabellamariefrench 10 років тому

    I just think you're so amazing at this, I honestly can't picture you as something else. Btw Emma you look absolutely stunning, and you see so happy rn, I'm glad you're ignoring the haters x

  • @bellabailey226
    @bellabailey226 9 років тому +25

    +jacksfilms needs to see this

  • @roxaslover1693
    @roxaslover1693 10 років тому +9

    I was thinking Food Critic before I scrolled down I swear! :D I nailed that one! Although, I wasn't sure If you were a picky eater or not so I was going to go with "Singing Competition Judge" Like Paula Abdul .....

    • @roxaslover1693
      @roxaslover1693 10 років тому +1

      Except maybe more like Simon x) Ha! It would be great!

  • @daisyrosie8634
    @daisyrosie8634 9 років тому +3

    School councillor: you're relatable, young and passionate about serious matters. Makes sense.

  • @fashionholicable
    @fashionholicable 10 років тому +2

    you should be a night guard at a museum! sleep all day, go to work where no one else will be working, talk all you want and shout at anyone who tries to come inside the museum.

  • @LordEcang
    @LordEcang 10 років тому +12

    A lawyer, hates the other "side", talks non-stop, and gets paid for it.

    • @emmablackery
      @emmablackery  10 років тому +38

      SOUNDS LIKE ME

    • @psyaviah
      @psyaviah 10 років тому +1

      Emma Blackery I'd go for being a judge, lawyers do need to kiss ass to judges and public.. whilst a judge.. well, is a bit like a dictator in that room :D. And you get to say all this cool shit and then smash the hammer ! :)

    • @beeeeeeeey
      @beeeeeeeey 10 років тому

      Oh no wonder I want to be one.

  • @ThomasB65435
    @ThomasB65435 10 років тому +34

    I'm sure theres a job somewhere for someone who tests beds, sorted;)

  • @andrewwilliams9633
    @andrewwilliams9633 10 років тому +6

    "Wanna hear a joke? MY FUCKING LIFE" This made me laugh so hard :'D

  • @mothcub
    @mothcub 10 років тому

    You look so good with a shaved head, I love it!

  • @reecelewis1872
    @reecelewis1872 9 років тому +5

    Emma the bed tester. Has a ring to it

  • @errorjess2707
    @errorjess2707 10 років тому +12

    I personally believe being a UA-camr is a proper job...what is a 'proper job' nowadays anyway? The people commenting this are people, that have been led to think that in some way or another, that having a proper job is a job that society understands and sees as acceptable. I think the idea of a 'UA-camr' is actually starting to change that idea. You can probably( along with others) reach out and influence so many more young people as well as old, than any lawyer or politician. Of course if you do want a career in jobs such as these go for it and try your best but it irritates me that society seems to shun careers that are in anyway new or different. Anybody that thinks UA-cam is not a proper job clearly has no understanding of what it can achieve and lead onto:
    Music careers, success in radio and TV, books, films, ambassadors of charities and projects etc...
    Just to name a few, I don't know that's my opinion anyway...you may think different :D.

    • @errorjess2707
      @errorjess2707 10 років тому

      Also sorry for the use of the word proper instead of real... Believe me, the way someone can change someone's life or make it just that bit more bearable through having this job, is definitely REAL. :p

    • @101qwertyqwertyful
      @101qwertyqwertyful 10 років тому

      JellybeanJ! I don't think it is a 'job', it's certainly not 'work' . It generates income, but it really is not a 'job'. Yes! Jobs can be gotten from youtube, but that doesn't make youtube a 'job' - it makes it a platform. People shun this 'career' because they make a relatively large amount from 6 hours work, and often don't even need to get out of their chair. Or do it every day for that amount of money. It's probably really hurting the economy in the way CEO's do every little for a lot, and then horde (obviously not on that scale, but it adds up). The people who actually 'work' 20-30-40-50 hours a week get a smaller and smaller slice for what they do when people doing less and less get more.
      I think it becomes a 'job' when the youtuber has a strict schedule and they contribute. Vloggers (particularly ones like Emma) aren't 'making' anything, just...speaking. Vlog brothers Educate, and have other channels for Education started from their youtube channel, as well as their own charities and employees. Some of their Crashcourse videos are shown in schools, that's their goal. THAT'S work. Heck, people like Nerdcubed? You want a sneak spoiler-free peak at a game you might want to buy but aren't sure? That's contributing to an industry, and you can see the figures for it! The YOGSCAST are capitalizing on it by now getting a share of a new game's profit in the time after they put a video out playing it. They have employee's, are a register company, and they all put out 1-2-3 videos a day. THAT'S WORK.
      They put out 2-3 videos a day and actually contribute? It's work. One every 3-4-5 days like Emma? Not even close. A person talking to a camera is entertainment, but when you compare it to the high-budget, long hours, tire-some, longer products on a T.V...it's falls short.
      I think it's totally valid to make an income off of...but to call it 'work' is a bit much for a lot of youtubers.

  • @GamerFollower
    @GamerFollower 10 років тому +6

    She could work at Comcast's Call Center. She would do great!

  • @pumpkinslice3262
    @pumpkinslice3262 8 років тому

    You're so beautiful with this hair!!!

  • @HairyMetal2
    @HairyMetal2 10 років тому +3

    What criteria is required to be filled in order for something to be classified as a "real job"?

  • @HiyaHiya3000
    @HiyaHiya3000 10 років тому +12

    How are you? I don't know why, I just feel as though more UA-camrs deserve to be asked that from time to time, at the very least.

    • @emmablackery
      @emmablackery  10 років тому +22

      I'm doing okay... thank you :)

  • @crazylemon456
    @crazylemon456 10 років тому +13

    You should go to college and study becoming a unicorn! YES

  • @KarKarIsAStars
    @KarKarIsAStars 10 років тому

    Your eyeliner is flipping perfect, how-why-tis Beautiful!!!

  • @JadeDRail
    @JadeDRail 10 років тому +5

    College teacher.
    No one gives a shit if you swear, everyone's adults. And you don't have to keep your mouth shut. Plus if you study philosophy you can be bluntly honest about your view of the world.
    Plus if you tell your students "I don't give a shit if you do your homework or not." Hey it's college, that's the attitude you're suppost to have.

  • @GibsonPython
    @GibsonPython 10 років тому +5

    1:56 what's the red thing on your neck emma?????????????

    • @emmablackery
      @emmablackery  10 років тому +43

      I had an itch. Shocking, I can imagine.

    • @illxst7140
      @illxst7140 8 років тому +1

      Hey Emma, im dying. My armpit hair tonight.

  • @mynameaintcharlie
    @mynameaintcharlie 10 років тому +7

    How about work at a call center?

    • @kaseyw9800
      @kaseyw9800 10 років тому +113

      Client: "Oh hello I need some help on-"
      Emma: "Oh no no no let me put you on hold for a minute"
      *sits there for over 15 minutes eating while the person is on hold*
      c:

  • @calmdownkiddoo
    @calmdownkiddoo 10 років тому

    you look so beautiful with this hairstyle!! Seriously brings out your eyes, must have taken so much courage :)

  • @deaniesaurus
    @deaniesaurus 7 років тому +14

    A comedian?

  • @maiakondla-wolf5179
    @maiakondla-wolf5179 10 років тому +23

    A hair dresser. You used to dye your hair alot when it was long and I just think it'd suite you.

    • @whoisthisguy128
      @whoisthisguy128 10 років тому +7

      You have to be charismatic to be a hairdresser, at least in Australia, you have to keep the customer entertained by talking to them, listening to them, etc. So no, hairdresser is kinda out of the question.

    • @tia-rosestuart-campbell1249
      @tia-rosestuart-campbell1249 10 років тому

      She wouldn't because it involves being bossed around when training what would annoy Emma seeing she can't stand people clients start conversations you stand all day have to be there at 8 and the fact hairdressers gossip and are incredibly self centred and egotistic would most likely piss Emma off that's just my opinion tho

    • @musicalaviator
      @musicalaviator 10 років тому +5

      whoisthisguy128 As a quiet guy, there's nothing I hate more than engaging in small talk with my hairdresser. I literally drive 20 minutes to a hair dresser I like, and I like her because 1: She's used to me, and doesn't have to ask stupid questions, 2: she doesn't ask stupid questions and 3: Her hands are warm.
      I haven't said more than a dozen words to her in my life, and I wouldn't mind keeping it that way lol.
      Hair dressers just need to know 3 things to keep me happy.
      1: My hair is long and messy now.
      2: I'd like to walk out of here with short and neat hair.
      3: I don't want to talk till you're done making it short and neat.

    • @joshuaregan8022
      @joshuaregan8022 10 років тому

      Never been to my hairdresser

    • @alisonk98
      @alisonk98 10 років тому +1

      I think she would make an awesome hair stylist. I go to cosmetology school, and they say that the client should be doing 80% of the talking. And if you don't like someone you can tell them to get out of your chair and leave. A lot of the time they talk when I blow dry and I can't hear a damn word they say so I just say "mhm, oh yeah? yep mhm".

  • @cassidysinger4
    @cassidysinger4 10 років тому +7

    Doctor: Okay what seems to be the problem.
    Patient: My nose keeps itching and it wont stop.
    Doctor: Youre dying!

    • @q3znw6j88aywnwy
      @q3znw6j88aywnwy 10 років тому +5

      Thanks for that. That will help all the deaf people that watch UA-cam videos

    • @cassidysinger4
      @cassidysinger4 10 років тому +1

      Your welcome? Lol

  • @HannahSierra
    @HannahSierra 10 років тому +1

    Great video! Love the way your makeup makes your eyes pop by the way! :)

  • @CABcaitlin
    @CABcaitlin 10 років тому +3

    My parents keep telling me I need to get a part-time job, but I'm just not ready. I am indeed sarcastic, but I have social anxiety - they don't seem to realise how terrifying it would be for me :o I honestly think you should just be a radio presenter, or a presenter of some form. Therefore you get to complain to a wide audience, best job ever XD

  • @plsnoty
    @plsnoty 10 років тому +8

    the person who dresses dead people in formal clothes before the funeral

  • @Mr.man712
    @Mr.man712 9 років тому +4

    I think you could totally do audio books lol

  • @soundthatkills
    @soundthatkills 10 років тому

    lordy your hair looks amazinggg

  • @kevinjohn7687
    @kevinjohn7687 10 років тому +22

    TECH SUPPORT

    • @kevinjohn7687
      @kevinjohn7687 10 років тому

      Just take the battery out and put it back again....

    • @JasperSynth
      @JasperSynth 10 років тому +5

      "Hello this is tech support will you just fucking reboot it already?"

    • @isaacainley5876
      @isaacainley5876 10 років тому +5

      Hello this is the IT department.
      Have you tried
      turning it off and on again

    • @FlyGuyN910FS
      @FlyGuyN910FS 10 років тому +4

      "Hello, this is the IT dept, thank you for holding for 3 1/2 hours. Now you said the laptop was overheating eh?....Hummm, well did you try shoving it up your ass and leaving me alone? No? well go try that and if that doesn't work, find the nearest 12g shot gun and pump the damned thing full of led. I hear led can help with heat problems. Your welcome have a nice day."

    • @hannahelizabeth5693
      @hannahelizabeth5693 10 років тому

      isaac ainley hahaha!

  • @kaz1819
    @kaz1819 10 років тому +22

    Doesn't youtube pay you?

    • @lordmonokelhans2912
      @lordmonokelhans2912 10 років тому +5

      *****
      It isnt. But i like her.

    • @lordmonokelhans2912
      @lordmonokelhans2912 10 років тому

      *****
      Making Videos is a Job? Its not. Most people get their Videos cut by the Network, and Most popular UA-camrs make shit Content. People like PewdiePie, or many UA-camrs from Germany. They already get our Money for just making some 10 Minute Videos the week, and its cheek to call that Working.

    • @emmablackery
      @emmablackery  10 років тому +65

      Lord Monokelhans 1. Felix works INSANELY hard (uploading daily with high quality video editing is tough!) and it's not *your* money at ALL. How have you given a UA-cam any of your own money?

    • @lordmonokelhans2912
      @lordmonokelhans2912 10 років тому

      Emma Blackery Who the hell is Felix?
      Well i am used to german UA-camrs. The popular german UA-camrs often just Appear in the Videos and act and say the things they get from their Network. Basicly, in Germany many UA-camrs are just the Face, and the Network does ALL. Thats not working, and when these people get payed for that shit because thousands of kids watch them i have a real reason to use Adblock/NoScript.
      For some UA-camrs i deactivate it, because the Content is real good. RocketBeansTV for Example, or your channel ( i know, i sound like an arse licker when i say that but its just like it is). Ever worked on a building lot? Thats a back breaking work, and when you see some little Boys earning money for NOTHING, you get somehow upset because that is NOT working.

    • @KieranHolroyd
      @KieranHolroyd 10 років тому +22

      Lord Monokelhans Felix is pewdiepie you dipshit

  • @CharlieLandellsFilms
    @CharlieLandellsFilms 10 років тому +11

    You tell them Emma! :')
    Recently I started making videos like these, and would appreciate any new subscribers massively!
    Thanks all :) x

  • @mrsicyfruit
    @mrsicyfruit 10 років тому

    I love your dress!

  • @ParadiseFizz
    @ParadiseFizz 10 років тому +10

    You should totally become a bed tester in a bed shop or something. You get to sleep all day?!

    • @XdispicabledandyX
      @XdispicabledandyX 10 років тому +2

      If that's a real job... I'm ditching architecture XD

    • @andrealynn7985
      @andrealynn7985 10 років тому

      Ew no. Have you actually lied in one position on a bed all day before? Before the day is out, she'd be covered in bedsores.

    • @XdispicabledandyX
      @XdispicabledandyX 10 років тому

      ^ i've had duvet days before, not really been a problem for me...

  • @CryptidLarklin
    @CryptidLarklin 10 років тому +24

    Emma I think the perfect job for you would be a reality TV host, like Jeremy Kyle, it would be fucking brilliant. but unlike Jeremy Kyle you can punch people. Also UA-cam is a fucking real job, your earning money from it perfectly legally and you're not hurting anyone by doing so, anyone who thinks that UA-cam isn't a real job can fuck off back to their hole!

    • @imadreamer1507
      @imadreamer1507 10 років тому

      I totally agree

    • @panhead8323
      @panhead8323 10 років тому

      Exactly, this is just as much of a real job as a comedian or actor. Also she gets money for the songs she puts on itunes so she is a singer, and a much better one than half of the "professional" ones.

  • @pancakes2003
    @pancakes2003 10 років тому +4

    THAT SHIRT WAS NOT LIME GREEN

    • @emmablackery
      @emmablackery  10 років тому +40

      i filmed and then realised i didn't own anything lime green oh

    • @ellenhogg4582
      @ellenhogg4582 10 років тому

      Well your legging at the therapist part were green :3

  • @MandyArt1
    @MandyArt1 10 років тому

    People always have to say something, so you might as well just do what you love!

  • @LottieBlackwell
    @LottieBlackwell 10 років тому +5

    a stand-up comidian

  • @OfficialPirateFraser
    @OfficialPirateFraser 10 років тому +4

    an entertainer...

  • @thegamingcobra1
    @thegamingcobra1 10 років тому +11

    You could be simon cowell because you like music and you speak the truth

    • @missjojogill
      @missjojogill 10 років тому +16

      simon cowell isn't a job, he is a person. but he is a business man and no offense to Emma but I don't think business is her thing although being truthful & harsh is. XD

    • @simmingpolaris1839
      @simmingpolaris1839 10 років тому +3

      "When I grow I want to be a Simon Cowell!"

    • @vikiprimmer5163
      @vikiprimmer5163 10 років тому

      Simming Polaris Lol

  • @machavez67
    @machavez67 10 років тому

    I love your hair! You are a beautiful girl!

  • @mrtemple728
    @mrtemple728 10 років тому +11

    Marajuana sales person

    • @louisgordon4388
      @louisgordon4388 10 років тому +39

      ***** no, that would look bad in your cv.

    • @johndonn446
      @johndonn446 10 років тому

      ***** Err, the more client friendly name is "Marajauna Sales Person"... Now doesn't that sound better?

    • @mrtemple728
      @mrtemple728 10 років тому

      thank you john and Louis

  • @AmyAshcroftSWAG
    @AmyAshcroftSWAG 10 років тому +4

    You should be a Netflix tester- just sit all day watching Netflix and raining program's and Netflix overall 😂👍

  • @grashol15
    @grashol15 10 років тому +9

    prison guard at night.

    • @grashol15
      @grashol15 10 років тому +4

      first thing i thought of , don't ask me why

  • @melaniehoward3430
    @melaniehoward3430 10 років тому

    My whole life people tell me that I can't turn my hobby and passion into a career and it really bothers me that people waste their time trying to inflict such negativity on other people. I think you're amazing, you're wonderously clever and witty, and I love watching your videos. You're a brilliant person.

  • @horsegurly419
    @horsegurly419 10 років тому +4

    YOU WOULD BE AN AMAZING COMEDIAN!!! :D

    • @101qwertyqwertyful
      @101qwertyqwertyful 10 років тому +1

      Ah son people vastly underestimate how much work real comedians have to do. And sadly, as a woman, she'd get stomped.

    • @MrMasterSmasher
      @MrMasterSmasher 10 років тому

      101qwertyqwertyful "Real comedians."
      As if what she does isn't actual comedy.
      It's pseudo-comedy, you see. The kind of comedy we peasants use, for we are incapable of the "real comedy" of legend, which is only able of being crafted by the awesome minds of the mighty Great Jovial Ones. There is, of course, a rigorous screening process to becoming one of these mythical, glorious "real comedians." I hear Gabriel Iglesias had to out-joke five hundred other candidates in a riff-off to the death which lasted over seventy-six hours. And that was only the first test out of a thousand he had to do before he could stand on the holy ground we call the "professional comedy stage."
      Stand-up comedy, man. I could never do it. I'm going for a much safer, easier career as a bomb defuser.

  • @sowhatsupGeorgia
    @sowhatsupGeorgia 10 років тому +11

    A stripper, bc you can talk a lot, you don't have to get up early and you earn loads off of it

    • @hoshikou
      @hoshikou 10 років тому +1

      but what if she wants to keep her clothes on?

    • @genmasaotome3503
      @genmasaotome3503 10 років тому

      A stripper with a body suit on? maybe?

    • @RaisedByBats13
      @RaisedByBats13 10 років тому

      hoshikou There are these people called Go-Go Dancers who are basically like strippers, what with the sexy dancing and such, but keep their clothes on. Granted they wear very skimpy clothing, but they aren't getting naked is the point.

    • @hoshikou
      @hoshikou 10 років тому

      RoxasCanFly
      well they arnt really strippers as strippers take their clothes off and Go-Go Dancers dance. but either way if she wants to stay fully clothed defeats the purpose of being either

  • @MrAlbinocreeper
    @MrAlbinocreeper 10 років тому +4

    radio hoast

  • @lukeysalmon3569
    @lukeysalmon3569 7 років тому

    you be a queen. litterally

  • @jamieedwards6826
    @jamieedwards6826 10 років тому +20

    To b honest...
    I 'would of' when she had hair...
    I 'would' now she don't.....
    And to b completely honest I 'would definatly' with a clown costume on...
    Prob just me though... Meh

    • @emmablackery
      @emmablackery  10 років тому +67

      i thought this was gonna be mean at first hah

    • @davidisnotoriginal4360
      @davidisnotoriginal4360 10 років тому

      Emma Blackery It was a bit gross though :P

    • @skyzefawlun
      @skyzefawlun 10 років тому +2

      Emma Blackery You did kinda rock that clown costume. Glad I'm not the only one who had their interests more than a little piqued.

  • @mr.nummyquills7050
    @mr.nummyquills7050 10 років тому +4

    I don't think Emma is fit for a "real job", we should just keep her.

  • @nickdj4612
    @nickdj4612 10 років тому +5

    SHE PART OF ILLUMNATI
    LOOK AT HER WRIST

  • @tomrasmussen1
    @tomrasmussen1 8 років тому

    love your look !

  • @rachealfarrar9930
    @rachealfarrar9930 9 років тому +3

    warehouse assistance
    because no one gives 2 fucks about other people as long as you get the job done

  • @FRKYBANSH
    @FRKYBANSH 10 років тому +5

    a professional Xfactor

    • @Pisces4859
      @Pisces4859 10 років тому +1

      HOLY SHIT Sp33dy I love you are vids

    • @CptJubJubYT
      @CptJubJubYT 10 років тому +1

      john wells Lol, You fell for a fake xD

    • @FRKYBANSH
      @FRKYBANSH 10 років тому

      LOL

  • @AYB7210
    @AYB7210 10 років тому +5

    You should be a comedian :)

    • @Vipertooth007
      @Vipertooth007 10 років тому

      Thats funny!

    • @DaFlurry
      @DaFlurry 10 років тому

      She could be a comedian on UA-cam! :D
      Wait, this is the case right now, isn't it?

  • @MariaYakkers
    @MariaYakkers 10 років тому

    I think you're short hair brings out your eyes a lot and you're eye colour is gorgeous + the video relates to me completely XD