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CODY KO is an actor/comedian/UA-camr/podcaster/soundcloud rapper/internet badboy based in Venice, CA. He speaks in several podcasts and makes comedy videos on UA-cam, some of his most popular videos being his commentary on funny things he finds on Instagram.
Reading dirty fanfic (DO NOT WATCH!!)
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Cody Ko
/ codyko69
the 11 year old girl who wrote this is crying
💀💀
If an 11 year old wrote this I’m impressed 😂
@@yk.kelley also this turned incredibly weird
Is that you?
Anai Perez no i'm not
50 shades of grey hair
xAA7 lmao slammmen
AHHAHAHAHA
Lmfaooooooooo
Oh roast
HAHAHAHA
GirlDefined Wattpad Authors
🤝
*Using the word “manhood”*
Alicia DeFrates BRUH I CANT- 💀
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GAAAA
DUDE
That was mildly humorous
Imagine being the fan who wrote this. Like how awkward would it be to watch this video lmao
@The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago aww, poor child! 😂
If I were that person I'd be laughing my ass off although let's be real they're probably crying
Is it awkward for you, Elsie?? You wrote this, didn’t you.
You definitely wrote this.
You absolutely wrote this
You never took off the condom in the story you just fell asleep with it on
Stephanie Stringer H A
dude............ i wish i didnt read this
[crusty]
euGH
he never takes it off
I watched this alone in my house and still felt the need to turn the volume down on my phone because it’s just that uncomfortable
I'm watching this with earbuds and I'm terrified my parents will hear 😬😂
i had to laugh loudly so that the people i live with didnt think i was watching some type of audio porn
@@anniecampbell2653 Same omg 💀
I always felt like there was a camera watching me
I read this right after I did that 😂
He looks like he's about to burst into tears
angtheironman bullying an elderly man is so cruel
@KalicoKant you wrong for thisSSKXJWSIJAJAAHAHHAAHHA
I _feel_ like I’m about to burst into tears
@@crunchy1414....because of laughter
Bust* into tears
I mean Kelsey really isn’t that bad a writer
Aww thanks!
Noel*
i am screeching NEWQVUNQUNVQUNVOUN
omg 😭😭💀
No ,she just draws like shit
Didn’t realize Noel was such a good writer
This is such an underrated comment
Jay Trivedi HAHAHA
LMAO
😂
🤣
daddy kinks are really getting out of hand
*granddaddy kinks
Adia you definitely wrote that didn't you?
Dan B yes, yes I did.
I'M A FUCKING DETECTIVE BRO.
they're all pathetic and attention seeking imo
the fact that Kelsey is a teacher STOP
Elizabeth Riley whaaat kelseys a teacher?
@@goldenglove99 yea preschool teacher
@KalicoKant that's cute
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY PLEASEEE
@@elizabethriley5878 AWWWWW
I feel so bad for him omg, I was literally cringing every second
I CAN BARELY GET THROUGH THIS
Anyone else reading the comments to dissolve the cringe a little?
Blue Dunwoody I keep having to take breaks to read the comments so it doesn’t get too cringey
Yeah especially during the, you know *the part* 😬
I would like this comment but, it has 666 likes 🤷🏻♀️
@@abbyjames3978 to bad bitch I just changed it
YES .
these grandpa kinks are getting out of hand
Hey that's mean just because he's 45 doesn't mean he's a grandpa :/
hannah i would consider it more like necrophilia. you can see the dust coming from his rimples
n't
Get this comment off my screen
2302 LIKES
it’s been two years and this is still monetized💀 how
wait wha
5 months later my g's still going strong
6 months later and it’s still up😳
hi weirdos glad i’m not the only one here
It’s MAY 2020 AND ITS STILL UP
Cody: "oh it means your name so just pretend I'm saying your name"
Me: Ew no I don't want to
Cody: Nevermind thats weird
haha sameee
Saaaammeee 😂😂😂😂 I was um please no 🥴🥴
Omgg I love your pfp
Same I'm very much a lesbian
@@mayayoussry1807 tyty, i love yours too
Cody:I trace the-
I trace the-
I trace the-error error
cody is too cringed to say it
Lol the cringe is unreal
I thought it was gonna be something awful but then he said “veins” and I was like oH-
Dude you’ve never read hardcore smut. This ain’t even that bad.
Still anything with real people is cringe.
Agree
@@aimedfts Just dont read any on wattpad and they're usually at least halfway decent, sometimes even incredibly well-written. Well, I guess it also depends on the fandom though lmao
Sometimes a03 also has some incredible work and a plot but they always go hardcore on detail so not the best idea to check that out if you also can't read normal smut
the ones who noel-
@@fluffy12321 agree
I’ve read SO much fan fiction, but this.
This is something else.
god I can relate
im cringing so hard
IKR like anything with real people makes me cringe so hard
Same
I can relate, I read a lot of fanfics (all of them are about fictional people) but like this is just making me cringe so badly-
7:00 "I'm really not liking this anymore"
that implies you liked it before, cody :/
No baby he was just trying to be nice back then
@@STella-is4xn not an appropriate use of "baby" but alright lmao
this was quite possibly the worst video you've ever made can you please make this a series
lol
bitch fuck you
“this is bad please make more” 😂😂
Hehehe I breathed hard at this
@@anystamendiola2690 oof harsh but true
Should name the fanfic "Purple haired teacher brings old man to fulfillment"
*draws old man to fulfillment
*Plunges old man to fulfillment
We need to make this top comment
I'd prefer "fifty shades of grey hair" lol
Now THAT'S gross!
the fact that in this fan fic the girl was a teacher and now that hes with kelsey..
Pour one out for the author of this fanfic who’s *definitely* watching this rn
what if kelsey wrote this
your soft sented hair flowing over my waist. DONT STOP .you'r drawing me to fulfilment
HAHAHAH
n't
I'm edging! I'm edging!
do you even burn?
It will feel like there is another person in the room.
I wish he read this with Noel.
we need this
same.
YES
He asked but Noel refused because he was secretly the one who wrote the fanfic
Yes it woul've been so funny
"Who talks about precum in their fanfics??"
Everyone, Cody. If there is one commonality between every fanfic ever written it's that precum... will come.
I love the fact he's giving decent criticism while reading this LMAO
As a non-native English speaker, I always wondered who the "member" was
Lara Maria i can't stop fuckinhg laughing
Lara Maria member= dick
_oh no_
Naiflore Jolys No, no, it’s the 6th member of One Direction. Shhh!
Park ChimMin ohh right right. Umm... welp the cats out of the bag😂😂😂
i bet he wrote this himself
TheSquweezers rote
TheSquweezers i'm fucking dead
Jade Bartz sorry english isnt my first language
McKenna Reives twas a joke
Well, elderly men are usually great writers...
How is nobody mentioning that the girl in the story is a teacher and Kelsey is currently a preschool teacher
Because we don't want to go there
imagine making one of these fanfics and finding out he read urs and was completely disgusted by it
ik it’s not funny but i cant help it lmfoandjsjsjs
Lmao that would be the worst feeling
to be fair when you write smut fanfic about real people i feel like you deserve to be made fun of a bit bc that's extremely uncomfortable and invasive
@Katelyn Vasquez wait hOLY FUCK I don't always see awsten's podcasts and stuff which one is it?! lmaoooo
I mean
Why would they ever expect him to like it
Its fucking disgusting
Why is a 12 year old writing fanfic about an elderly gentleman?
@@boogaoogagooba big woooosh
We're in our horny phase of life
•Fuzzy beautiful sunshine nugget• wHoS wE? :>
Loser Lilac No, he’s 9. Smh...
@@Rrougenoir for cody??
can't wait for the Cody/Tai Lopez fic, that's gotta be a doozy
Theon LMAOOOOO
Theon lord please
HERE IN MY BOYFRIEND'S 'GARAGE'!!!
Theon "one thing I like more than plunging into Cody are my books"
"knowledge," he moaned gently
Dude, Y/N is actually Jackie. You know, Drew and Danny’s nice neighbor. No wonder why Cody was at their wedding!
Damn wonder if Cody got pregnant too
@@catsplat1272 ofc he did. And obviously Logan pail’s the father
@@chichi9905 must’ve happened at the honeymoon in coastal rica
@@chichi9905 go Logan go away
*roars* LOGAN PAIL somebody call 011
I think any fanfic writer's worst nightmare is for the person to see their fic
yeah I think the majority of rpf (real people fiction) writers would never ever want the person they wrote it about to see it. I follow some people who write it (for unrelated reasons) and they'll actively hide their stuff if the person says they're reading fanfic for a video. I still think writing fanfic about real people is creepy but I have to give the writers credit for being so considerate.
cody probably wrote this
AYE MOLDOGA! ILY
Molly McCrann mOLDOGA IN
Molly McCrann PIN THIS HAHAHA
IS MOLDOGA!
ACCURATE
Given Cody's advanced age I figured "dirty" fanfic would have been a sly ankle reveal.
IM CRYING
Preston Chloupek IM DYING
hollering in the infinite void
Flapper girls draw him to fulfillment
He's 26 lol
Cody: "go for it lick my shaft"
Girl: *in a manly voice* "alright I'm out"
That was my favourite bit XD
"Yeah. Grab my member"
Cody Ko: DO NOT WATC-
2 million people: *n o*
*how hard was it to find one that wasn't about you and Noel*
There’s a ton on ao3 lol 😂
Shut your mouth right now those aren’t allowed to exist
I WOULD WATCH THAT
@@peytonmc3205 lmao same but ion think it's gonna happen
@@leewhite4955 any dirty fanfics shouldn't be allowed to exist (at least without consent of the people being written about) the "soft" ones are ok but the sexual ones just seem like exploitation to me
I swear Cody's comment section is the best on youtube
and needledrop
dylan Dj AK will always have the best comment section.
The album on your profile is the best on UA-cam
Jolly Jankins YEA
Mitch Browne fuck yeah love melon😂😂😂😂
I know this video is weird af and all but my boy Cody has a nice voice, I could see him narrating an audio book in the future
4:27 it's a trend on wattpad to call brown eyes "bland and boring" lmfao
And ‘green/blue/brown orbs’ lmao
Fanfic girl: *Licks Cody's """""""""""""shaft"""""""""*
Cody: Dope
Regan Sheehy just spit out my tea thanks 😂😂😂😂😂
Mr.Grayson Always at service 😂😂
Regan Sheehy FUCK I had to pause the video 😂😂😂😂
im dead hahaha
ITS 1 AM AND I FUCKING BURST OUT LAUGHING
those who cringe together stay together
GillianMcLain
We all cringe together!!
Lolol hello fam 👌
Together we cringe, divided we still cringe
GillianMcLain TOGETHER FOREVER
noel is such a great writer damn
6:29-6:35 That is my exact thought process while writing essays.
Lmfao why is that so true!?🤣😂
Idk I feel like the story wasn't really descriptive enough. It didn't give any details about his wrinkly body and brittle bones
Janine Said AND BRITTLE BONES HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAHGAGAGAGAGAGGAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Janine Said I'm crying!!
dead 😂😂
Why does everyone make jokes about Cody being old
Janine Said I wasn't expecting the second sentence im wheezing so hard. They never mentioned his bottle of viagra
Sounds like Mr. Struggle in this fanfic
fandomsovercomemysanity underrated comment
fucking christ :D
XD
Hey is that edger
ok i love that so much
He prolly purposely avoided ao3 since it’s filled with fics of him and Noel 😳✋🏻
What!!?? 💀
@@mugdhapataskar8013 yeah I was curious and searched it and there was over 300 fics of them 💀
@@enchantedpropaganda oh god!!! Is it bad l want a video of both of them reading it!!?? It'll be hilarious
@@mugdhapataskar8013 no omg SAME!! It’d definitely be one funny ass video with the jokes they both pull AHHH
Okay but I’m assuming they majority of them are actually WRITTEN well
Even if I read smut very often hearing someone reading it makes me really uncomfortable
Wait so you gave her one pump and then you busted immediately?? Damn cody I expected more from you smh
Faster than sonic, that's what he is!
Mr. Struggle
Well, he is what? 90?
Reminds me of the Netflix show YOU where joe busts after about 3 seconds
D E S T I N Y never date a mr. struggle smh
okay but he has the nerve to be hot in this video. rude.
Just so u can see ur likes
I've never heard the phrase "to 'pussyfoot' around something" but now I'm gonna find a way to use it on a daily basis
No one:
Smut writers: meMBER, maNhOoD, lEnGtH, sh AaAfT
"we got this"
i want to like this but it's at 69 likes
i love how he reacted to it but also kind of graded it like an english teacher
lol the writer should have made him the english teacher
I do think cody wouldve been a cool english teacher
Anya Ailsworth ikr! If this video was a POV it’d be *talking to your English teacher💀*
to assert my dominance: *t poses*
This is why I like Cody, it's been three years and still can't find any UA-camr that read the full thing without bleeping half off it out. His dedication is the best.
When I started this, I thought I wouldn’t be uncomfortable...
I was wrong.
I'm gonna reply because I want to feel less alone in this cringefest
Whale Sharko nothing relieves the cringe
@@elgato798 I know... I wish I hadn't come here
CherryBomb same
At the first few sentences I literally considered yeeting myself out the window
this drew me to fulfillment
i always win baby
Won twice.
The Mind Without Mind winner winner chicken dinner
I'm edging! I'm edging!
WhyAreYouWastingTime ReadingMyLongUsername that's gross
Cody getting mad he doesn’t have a job in a smut fic 😂😂😂
I love how cody was noticeably uncomfortable when she said she sleeps in his Duke shirt lol
Cody: *DO NOT WATCH*
1.6 million people: Yes
2.2 M 👀
correction 2.2 million
2.3 million now...
@@ziya31 y'all i don't even remember making this comment but oh my god-
@@ziya31 ye
When he said, “Then I traced,” I already knew the story was gonna say “his veins,” smfh those middle school wattpad days were a mf trip
Memories😍
God im getting flashbacks to all those Hamilton fanfics
@@cherrisoda892 OH GOD
@@cherrisoda892 I hate you for giving me flashbacks to my Hamilton fanfic phase💀
this is so much worse when your boyfriends name is cody
The words “Cody Ko smut” really just, unsettled something deep within my soul, which is saying something because this whole video is just pain pain pain pain
i can't believe i sat through an 8 minute video
but as soon as I saw "cody ko" and "reading dirty fanfic" i snuggled down in a shirt (it fit me like a dress and nothing else) and laughed my ass off
and twirled your purple dyed hair around a finger
I thought older men read the newspaper?
Ani Rose comment of the year
He got this via telegraph
omg hahahah +Ani Rose
Lmao props
Ani Rose not gona lie, i liked to be the 666th person
cody’s smirk: 🙂
IKR. It wasn’t even a smirk
how is no one talking about how kelsey is a teacher and this whole fanfic is about the main character being a teacher
Sugar gay, dude?
this deserves more likes
Hi Saiki
WHOS SUGAR GAY NOW KISS ME MAN
@@emilyglenn1797 Sugar G A E E E E
i love ur pfp omgl
alternative ending:
"Cody cuddled my vegan body.
did i mention that I'm vegan. also I'm vegan"
Primadonna Queen alternative beginning*
Primadonna Queen actual goddess
Primadonna Queen This is my vegetarian BODY!!!
The Wolf McCall I actually understood that reference
#onision
genuinely i dont know how he didnt start crying this vid, if someone wrote that about me i think i would straight up end it all
that’s what i’m saying😂😂
i wrote a fanfic like this about my teacher. Quote: ”It was bigger than I imaged, around 11,8 inches. ‘HOLY SHIT’ I gasped.”
omfg you _dIDN’T,_ shut up 😓
I pray for your childhood self
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 pls do
I also wrote several smutty fics about a teacher I had a crush on and they're fucking ROUGH lol. You're not alone 😂
11,8 inches?! holy shit that man was PACKING
I am weirdly uncomfortable and also very entertained
Me too
Half of me wanted to stop but the other half wanted to know what happened
Same
same lmfao
@@xdn22 same
Expected this to be CodyxNoel.
I am disappointed.
Heather Wasson 😂😂
it's aight there's a plentitude on ao3 for you to read yourself 🥴
😳👀
ikr
I still want one of them to read a CodyxNoel smut fanfic
You’ll notice he never shows the writing on screen. This is because he’s making it up on the fly
Nobody:
Humans: *DO NOT WATCH* “do not watch, ok so do watch.
Also humans:*DO WATCH* “no, no I don’t think I will”
logic was never an option
why can't fanfiction writers ever decide between past and present tense?
like, honestly, the only thing about this that made me cringe was how horribly written it was
My friend and I were talking about that yesterday
Because they aren’t real writers
Because fanfiction is usually one of the first things young people write before they learn to write original works.
Time hopping is pretty much the no. 1 thing people struggle with when they start writing fiction and it takes most quite some time and practice to stop doing it.
I started writing fiction when I was 8 and mostly got over this bad habit by 10, but occasionally still hopped around in time, took another year or two until I stopped doing it completely.
Recently some friends (late twenties, early thirties) got into writing and gave their first tries to me for advice, and unsurprisingly, time hopping was the no. 1 mistake even though they all speak nearly flawless English. Writing down a story on paper is somwhat different from having conversations though, so I don't blame them :) But yea, that's why you see so many jumps between past tense and present tense in fanfiction, sometimes even within the same sentence.
Tense flipping is a huge problem for young writers sskskks
I'm a preschool teacher listening to this during nap time trying so hard to hold in my laughter because of how insanely funny this is! Omg
Becky Hogan 😂
Hey, you teach my little brother! Why are you watching this while he's sleeping? I'm telling mom
Dude your screwed my moms pissed
Omg she's emailing the headteacher 😂
The Dank Memerino lol get a life
Kelsey is a teacher... I think we’ve found our mystery author
Cody laughing at "Duke shirts" (2:26) is one of the best bits in this video lol
I love how you can see the pain in his eyes
🥑
It says, “everyday, we stray further from God.”
Wait is jojo siwa 5'9?
Laura Yeah, she is.
Overwhelming sensation....... Love
ITS CLIMAX TIME BABY
old man
Cody Ko jesus
Cody Ko the only action ur gettin at this old age is fictional my dude
Cody Ko I love you
n't
Cody thank you for the words of encouragement. This lesbian couldn't handle.
4:48 at first, I was like "how bad can it be?' and then I was like " o h "
reading the comments during this video to try to distract me from the pain of listening to this 💀
Ella Morgan I’m doing this too
it's not working, damn it
god this is cringy
Yup 😭🙏🏻
Like I like fanfic with characters who aren’t real-
*I felt your struggle through the screen.*
Mr. Struggle smh
Tan Lan um did you just say struggle?
@@tanlan9212 ugh mr struggle much?
Tan Lan mr struggle
Me too, UN-SUBBED
Lmao the fact that she teaches children like Kelsey
i read this wrong, i thought you were calling kelsey a child 💀
CODY pleeeeeaaaaasssseeeee bring these videos back!!
i feel the same way
"we fucked...oh yeah by the way my hair is purple"
Literally my attention span right there
😂 and shes a teacher
You can just see him getting more and more uncomfortable as the story progresses 😅. I laughed harder and harder every time he took a second to collect himself. A+ content.
His reactions were golden
😂😂
Cody: Don’t watch this
2.2 million people: I don’t think so...
I love how she was a teacher in the fan fic and kelsey's a teacher aw
I like how he had to coach himself through reading it.
i.e "We got this" "I can do this" "Let's keep going"
Savion Jin S.Coups i love your profile pic 💗
Hey I have a Dean profile picture too!
HI UM I LOVE YOUR PFP
Savion Jin S.Coups that’s what I do when I’m watching a really awkward part in a movie
how he actually talks in bed
also a lot of crying and accidentally saying noels name is involved
I can't imagine how uncomfortable it is to read fan fictions about yourself. Im uncomfortable just watching you
imagine being the girl who wrote this fanfic watching this video
This is an absolute roller coaster of a video