_taken aback by this incredibly incorrect and hurtful insult, chody scoffs and whispers back, "ima fuck you right in the asshole. ill fuck up your dickhole with both hands." [Y/N] removes their shirt to establish dominance._
does anybody know where you could get that shirt tho? kinda want it edit: unfortunately, for everyone who wants this shirt, it was limited edition at Urban Outfitters and isn't sold at there store anymore (however, you may be able to find the shirt at ebay, depop, or elsewhere for a higher price)
7:35 *fuck* that made me flat out cry I don’t wanna hear my name in Cody’s mouth in this context *EW* WHY WAS NAYA SAID SO MANY TIMES IM CRINGING MY ASS OFF
Wow she blew me away with her reading lmao, that was incredible, her tone was perfect and she read it like she's been doing voice acting for years, I was into this way more than I thought I would be, props to your lady old man
If you want to be a top comment,make a original and witty comment first instead of whining and bitching about wanting to be a top comment with an unoriginal,tasteless ass comment.
Yeah honestly I’ve read some things in my life but I will never read fanfiction because real people being written about in that way makes me uncomfortable and while I feel like if I was famous I would find it flattering and hilarious it would probably also make me wildly uncomfortable so it sucks for people who have to bear with that. Then again u can always not read it
I read the first part and was laughing at 8 palms and the second just came out of nowhere and slapped me in the face I was like “.......oh” and just continued to laugh
My only comfort during this video is knowing that I didn’t write this.
nice pfp
Love the pfp
awesome pfp
That makes me think you wrote this
yare yare.
No use of Viagra at all? I guess thats why it's called fan *fiction* .
very true. It's okay Cody, most guys your age have that problem.
I’m fucking sobbing
Omg this is the best comment ever
damn shots fired 😳😂
holy fuck I'm cryin lmaoooo
""NO, NO! COME BACK!", Cody whispers."
"HARRY DIDJA PUTJA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH," Dumbledore asked calmly.
Baandiitoo my thoughts exactly hahaha they have the same energy
Jonathan Dieckfoss i read this exactly as she was saying that
Jonathan Dieckfoss
omg he said that as i was reading that
I thought it said “Cody whimpers” for a sec💀
The way he slips into you... it’s... frictionless...
YOU DID NOT JUST-🤣
bgtrehyfgtv6few3ju2hy
Well thats no fun
More like fanfrictionless
I hate you more than you will ever know
Cody watches this video on repeat just to hear Kelsey say “yes, daddy”
Makes a change from ‘grand daddy’
Taylor Vasa he's not the only one
Jose Mercado facts lmao
😂😂
yo wtf
As he combs my hair with his hands, he then whispered in my ear, s u g a r g a y
_taken aback by this incredibly incorrect and hurtful insult, chody scoffs and whispers back, "ima fuck you right in the asshole. ill fuck up your dickhole with both hands." [Y/N] removes their shirt to establish dominance._
she then softly sighs, turns to him with her hair dancing from one cheek to another as she grumbles "bro.... the fuck did you say to me?"
Cody responds as he gets on top of her ILL CHOKE YOUR FACE OFF
@@savengal4627 ima beat ur fuck! Ur my fart!
PsychoBoyJack they all calm down but when Cody glances at her large mounds on her chest he bursts out “your fucking tits are gay!”
“ and I never will”
Inside Cody’s mind: all around me are familiar faces, wore out faces
Emma Kay 0626 looove
"yes, daddy..."
"you have never said that to me one time"
"and i never will"
"...oh" -____________- looooool
it's always granddaddy
I feel so very awkward Holy fuck
"I'm also not tanned at all"
"I know"
DYING
Aura Ali im gonna cuum...
so foni
So glad cody is having a nice time with his caretaker
TheArtgirl123 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol theyre like the millennial version of h3h3 productions
TheArtgirl123 this is the best one
😂😂😂😂😁😂
TheArtgirl123 I. Am. Deceased
*Her laugh is amazing*
she is adorable
IM GONNA CUM
I’m living for Cody’s Sailor Moon shirt
i thought nobody noticed it, i'm glad someone actually did.
I had to scroll way down to find this comment!
does anybody know where you could get that shirt tho? kinda want it
edit: unfortunately, for everyone who wants this shirt, it was limited edition at Urban Outfitters and isn't sold at there store anymore (however, you may be able to find the shirt at ebay, depop, or elsewhere for a higher price)
Sameeee 💕
Same, as a sailor moon fan I had a personal heart attack
the chemistry you two have makes me scream
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I feel like I just watched Jim and Pam read smut
Emilee Martin more like Creed and pam
More like Pam and Andy tbh
Lily Brass i know this comment is 3 months old but i’m fuckin dead
Emilee Martin OMG YES
Hahahah
*_6969 banging street_*
i was gonna like this but i saw it had 69 likes and decided i'd better leave it be
Nice
Nice
I am the thousandth like
Nice
"Yes grandpappy"
Melissa B How do I unread something
Melissa B 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my mom and my grandpa reading dirty fanfic smh
that.... is actually really accurate...
also yes i recognize this is an old joke but kelsey is the real gem here
chicken yo hahaah
my.w.tt/UiNb/BVkKIgG3SH this is the best dirty fanfic by him
can you imagine a few years from now, kelsey’s students finding this video and just wondering what the heck she did on her free time
when the roles reverse and your grandchild reads you bedtime stories
alexafray I DIED
I think it's inappropriate that you read those with your granddaughter... cmon man
B Akademia LMFAOO IM DEAD
"yes daddy"
"you’ve never said that to me one time"
"and i never will"
"oh.."
.o.
"Oh."
That was pretty good video Chodey.
I almost died when Kelsey said, "Daddy just got fuuuucked."
when your name's Anaia and you're not used to hearing it so when he says it you literally have to pause the damn video cause you get scared.
Lmao I feel that my name is pronounced really similarly and my nickname is naia it was so uncomfortable 😅
my little sister's name is naia....
i'm 1 letter off lol
BI CULTURE is being equally attracted to kelsey as much as cody
Yes! Lol 😆
jayla g Yassss girl! Exactly
Tea
jayla g someone finally said it 😂
Yes!!!!
I love your girlfriend's shirt but then I saw yours - I love them both!
Violama same
Where is his girlfriends shirt from !
The second hand embarrassment is excruciating.
She never says "yes daddy" cause she's always saying "yes grandpa"
reads dirty fanfics while wearing a sailor moon shirt
The fact that Kelsey just gets redder and redder as she reads always sends me 💀
Just look at her face at 0:01 compared to it at 6:28 😭
Omg I never noticed that
I’d be blushing toooo lmao really embarrassing
My face gets red a lot, when I start talking a lot it happens too. Idk I didn’t get embarrassed vibes from her
*6969 bangin’ street*
Damn Kelsey could kinda pull off being Nash Grier's sister. Does anyone else see it?
wait wtf I never noticed how much they look alike until now
WAY better looking than nash though, no fuckin doubt about that
That’s basically an insult lmao
Rayhart Twins A combo of Nash Grier and Hila Klein
Once I saw that I couldn’t unsee it 😂😂
cody lowkey realising he has a daddy kinky for laughs, like damn
l guess if the title says (DO NOT WATCH) l just...won’t watch
but you did...
who says she watched the whole thing?
doesnt matter he got the view
Adasia ooooooh smart
Jolo Jorn maybe she just listened
this guy is dating the female version of him self
not gonna lie to you cody. But i think shes a gold digger, i mean why else would she date someone your age.
Scott Randall how old is she
Kalob Leon 14
seriously?!
She looks 20
shes 24 and he is 27
the sailor moon shirt is godly.
That shirt looks like it fits her like a dress *and nothing else!*
DUKII ! *absolutely nothing else!*
Kathy Dahl made me bust a *n't* tbh
Im sorry...
DUKII ! Don't apologize, that fucks fam
It's... A crop top
Haley Jen You ruined it
Cody: you've never said "yes daddy" to me one time
Kelsey: and I never will
Siri, play Bad Day by Daniel Powter
That was actually a really frictionless read and the virality of this video is off the charts! Good job Chodey...I mean honey.
7:05 they should have wrote cody saying "dope"
*NO,NO COME BACK*
-Cody whispers
“This is a serious piece of literature...”
You’re wearing a Sailor Moon shirt....
where the fuck can i get that
please
which is also a serious piece of literature
I'm not comfortable with the age difference 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Shanette Quao I’m sure they care
He doesn't look much older than her. They are cute. How old is she anyway?
The fact that people don’t get this is a joke lol
Maura Tuley I'm new here and I don't know everything yet. Why is this a joke?
Maura Tuley IKR!
The thing is if you read further she calls him chodey-wodey
Wait. How do you know that???
@@bismuthmazes uhhhhh educated guess? idk man you tell me
h3h3 productions.
DUDE BLAYZE AND H3H3 COLLAB HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
she looks like hila
Varsha no way
comments here r 50% about Cody being hot and 50% about Cody being a senior citizen
**not age restricted**
I think that old man is confused he said "girlfriend" but she is like 20 and he is way to old for her
Jack Pearson just coz you are 12, it does not mean 26 is old. Lol.
Introvertintensified bruh it was a joke
Introvertintensified you must be new here
M8A1s Ohh... My apologies then :p *flies away*
Introvertintensified no prob
Hey Chody frosted tips aren't in style anymore
How did this middle aged, divorced man with two kids get such a young, beautiful woman like her
“NO NO.. COME BACK”
“Cody whispers”
Will never not kill me
7:35 *fuck* that made me flat out cry I don’t wanna hear my name in Cody’s mouth in this context *EW*
WHY WAS NAYA SAID SO MANY TIMES IM CRINGING MY ASS OFF
This is the biggest try not to cringe challenge
Wow she blew me away with her reading lmao, that was incredible, her tone was perfect and she read it like she's been doing voice acting for years, I was into this way more than I thought I would be, props to your lady old man
Alejandro Berrios So that’s why this has the most views out of the 4
All you have to do is do a sexy voice
Let’s get
s a u c y
as soon as he said "lets get into the smut"
i started contemplating my life choices
You know it's gonna be weird if it's on Wattpad
*Mm*
*Cody*
Juli you sound like Marge Simpson.
Awww and now their having a babyy😭
Why are you always on Kelsey's channel!? You should get your own channel bro!
1:57 “eh we’ll do it later”
Cody kisses her neck and whispers in her ear, "It's frictionless"
8:10 the cringe hits NOW?
7:00 is the funniest exchange I've seen in my life
I think I know Cody and Anaya met, he was buying celery, she was buying rose
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
CODY EXPLOITS HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR VIEWS
Nick alt j
Dangg
Cody grumbles:"Would you come over if I was Dre Drexler?"
Kelsey's face screams louder than the words in that sentence 7:02
I never knew his girlfriend was into older men
"im not lame, I'm tired" KILLED MEEEE
It's not surprising that you're wanting to be called daddy, cody. I could've swore you already had a family.
I’ve never laughed while feeling this uncomfortable before 😂
i didn't know you were dating Nash Grier
America Arroyo i love ur profile pic XD
lmao
don't disrespect home girl like that
America Arroyo AHHHHHH SJJSJSJSKJSJSJ
We respecting women out here bitch
Cody Ko: Do not watch this video
2million people: Watches the video
kelsey reading cody fanfic is my ASMR
Chodsters ASSEMBLE!
John N omg
“youve never like explored a harry styles one or anything” oh i have cody LMFAOO 😭 i love when my worlds collide
Cody was laughing through the entire thing but you know he was trying to hide a bone dog the entire time
I feel like there’s never any normal comments on your videos just top comments I wish I could be part of the top comment club
Cassandra P u were my 8th comment
awwn you're so cute...
Cassandra P congrats you are the first comment I saw
If you want to be a top comment,make a original and witty comment first instead of whining and bitching about wanting to be a top comment with an unoriginal,tasteless ass comment.
ThatRottenOtaku damn chill
“When Cody entered me, it was…. Frictionless”
This is worse than watching my parents flirt
6:01 I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
9 minutes and 16 seconds of Cody Ko getting turned on
Okay I’m shook as fuck because the character has the same name as me lmao
you wrote it don't lie
Can you belive Kelsey hates you
i cant believe it's been six years since this masterpiece
Oh now I get it....this is why Jake made that video
Kelsey is EVERYTHING 😂
“daddy just got FUUUUCKED” kelsey is great haha
U got likes
grumpygoomba you got instagram?
@@khingtroy5845 simp alert
m9R6XytJJA BCdLFFKOgk how this nigga’s just tryna get some
Kelsey first says “yes daddy” like she’s testifying before Congress
J C thats the funniest most apt analogy ever
J C the way she leaned into the mic too im fucking dead
6:43
this is the funniest and the truest thing ive ever read
anyone else see how the they got so close then as soon as aniya joined they moved lol
i feel bad for anyone who has had fanfiction like this written about them.
soflo especially so poorly written 😂😂😭
Yeah honestly I’ve read some things in my life but I will never read fanfiction because real people being written about in that way makes me uncomfortable and while I feel like if I was famous I would find it flattering and hilarious it would probably also make me wildly uncomfortable so it sucks for people who have to bear with that. Then again u can always not read it
like fictional character ones arent that deep but real ppl?? thats weird my guy💀💀
Bro my name is also Cody. This is fucking weird for me to
harry styles has like so many fan docs about him 💀✋
Ok I was actually CRYING when you grabbed "between her neck and her jaw" and breathed onto her face.
Billingsly Party of Three TTC SAME I WATCHED IT LIKE 20 times I DIEDDD LMFAOOO
Billingsly Party of Three TTC same 😂😂😂😂😂
Natalie Campbell sameeee and also the part where he yells NO NO COME BACK! ~Cody whispers
this is what those kids who randomly threw up in the middle of class were thinking about
As one of those kids, I can testify that this is not what I was thinking about.
@@bnj9031 It definitely is
wtf thats so funny.
what an underrated gem of a comment
HELP this is so good
She placed her 8 palms against Cody's ink covered body
"Sorry Cody, I guess I'm a little nervous.." said the octopus.
Eddy McGarbage I fuckin hate you 😭😂😂😂
Wtf 🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao
BITCH WTF-
I read the first part and was laughing at 8 palms and the second just came out of nowhere and slapped me in the face I was like “.......oh” and just continued to laugh
She laughed when she read that he was tanned cuz she knows that he’s white as a ghost
They be making up a whole new Cody
With a saucy grin, Cody leans into your ear and whispers "That's 100 nic bro"
lmao
HAHAHAHA
Dude from the Matty FUCKING Vapes. Omg 😂😂😂 I'm dying
😂 Only the true fans get this
@@conner9878 oh wow really?
Lets all remember Kelsey is a preschool teacher
Wait really
proof or it didn’t happen
@@funkylittlenumbers she said it in a few videos, like the one on her channel that was her weekly routine
thosedampuns really?? that’s fucken awesome
@@funkylittlenumbers ik I love Kelsey
Won't call him daddy, will _definitely_ call him gramps
oh _gramps_
Harder gramps
@@meowx4000 ahahha that was hilarious
yes grampy
Yes Granny Ko
Somehow Cody looks younger with the glasses...not a day over 63
Hehe
The spicy Latin music is what did it for me.
Myah Meow did it for you... like.... horny... or laughing? be specific
Kevin M Abraham it’s been 11 months and I’m still waiting
Wyan Rang now 12 and I’m still wondering
Leia Schuchman ya it’s been a year. Let’s get an answer!!
C’mon we’re all waiting !!