Dated a girl who made her diabetes like 80% of her personality. It's was brutal. The sex was great but from day one until we split she wouldn't stop going on about how she's always on the verge of dying. Ordered delivery daily, would never workout. That impression Rochtfort did, found myself imagining hearing that every day for the rest of my life and had to bail
I have started working tirelessly to mimic him. I take videos where he talks characteristically and I transcribe them. I then play the video over and over and try to match the way he says it. I then take out the audio and work to dub it until it sounds like it's Nick talking in a (me) accent. I'm getting the cadence down and the more I listen to him speak the more patterns I can replicate.
Remember folks, no one regrets not taking it, and the cool thing about not taking it is not getting myocarditis, pericarditis, mitral regurgitation, tachycardia, atrial fibrillation, arrhythmia, cardiac arrest, micro blood clotting, severe tinnitus, neurological disease, loss of hearing, vestibular neuritis, extreme fatigue & exhaustion, anaphylaxis, guillain barre syndrome, bell’s palsy, cranial nerve palsy, loss of vision, dysgeusia, paralysis, transverse myelitis, strokes, pulmonary embolism, stillbirth & miscarriage, hyperprogressive disease, aneurysms, etc,. etc,.
You're already eating significantly more poisonous compounds in the food from the grocery store. Meaning, as of this year and progressively more and more by the month. Not taking the shot isnt good enough anymore, now you need to grow your own food. You ready?
Only Jesus saves from hell. The Lord Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again the third day (1 Corinthians 15:1-4 KJV). Jesus shed His blood for our sins (Ephesians 1:7 KJV). Getting water baptized DOESN'T save us (1 Corinthians 1:17 KJV). We are saved by grace through faith, not our works (Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV).
Okay but this message won’t be received by the average Joe since it’s nothing but Bible quotes out of context. You have to ease them in, plus have a more thorough understanding of theology
I'm out on a mountain ...in my van,I've been out here for a month....my days consist of start with stretches and pushups dips situps ....then I cut wood enough for a day and night a big hot breakfast ...then I go into town for provisions arrows traps food fire I'm saving money as I don't have to pay rent littice ... ....I have rain water tank ....it's property that my friend at church dosent use it's just a shed with electricity I have my wood stoves and plenty of wood ...I hunt when I need and I regularly check my traps and set them
You do it with massive over fuelling under boost. It’s stupid. Here in the UK, you see modified VWs & BM’s with the whole arse end covered in soot. It’s exceptionally gea
Get him to fundraise. But get the business cards done on ebay from china or mexico. So when it all falls to bits, it just makes him look like a fraudster.
1:34 i gotta disagree with nick on that stock modern diesels should not be stock they fucking kill themselves with the egr and they need to be deleted to breath. I do agree with tunes that just dump coal though shits kinda stupid. But stock egr in diesiels literally kill the engine the amount of carbon they build up over 3 years is insane. Delete the egr and dpf and get a good tune that doesnt roll coal and you are set.
Diesel in general are obnoxious. might make sense for industrial purposes but hearing that LOUD nonsense makes me REEEE. they have to leave it running, and will park next to an apt complex and just "IDLE" for an hour. I can't hear myself think over here
Nick's experience with dealing with annoying people is off the charts
Part of working in a car dealership
@@RogerTheil it's because he is projecting
Dated a girl who made her diabetes like 80% of her personality. It's was brutal. The sex was great but from day one until we split she wouldn't stop going on about how she's always on the verge of dying. Ordered delivery daily, would never workout. That impression Rochtfort did, found myself imagining hearing that every day for the rest of my life and had to bail
Good on you.
She’s like the female Scott Malkinson
Should've said "well if you're going to die, you'd better fuck me like this is your last time!"
She sounds lovely
did you bite her big belly? Like the sugar sweat? Hmmmm???
I hope my brain can get to the level of nick on the spot story telling
Just go outside. That's it
I have started working tirelessly to mimic him. I take videos where he talks characteristically and I transcribe them. I then play the video over and over and try to match the way he says it. I then take out the audio and work to dub it until it sounds like it's Nick talking in a (me) accent. I'm getting the cadence down and the more I listen to him speak the more patterns I can replicate.
Lol. Ok @@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88
You can't. Its God given talent!
@@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88 i bet you get so much pussy
Remember folks, no one regrets not taking it, and the cool thing about not taking it is not getting myocarditis, pericarditis, mitral regurgitation, tachycardia, atrial fibrillation, arrhythmia, cardiac arrest, micro blood clotting, severe tinnitus, neurological disease, loss of hearing, vestibular neuritis, extreme fatigue & exhaustion, anaphylaxis, guillain barre syndrome, bell’s palsy, cranial nerve palsy, loss of vision, dysgeusia, paralysis, transverse myelitis, strokes, pulmonary embolism, stillbirth & miscarriage, hyperprogressive disease, aneurysms, etc,. etc,.
Lost a job, kept muh dignity and life. Fuck Canada
Yea I get that but like, the hook nose said to... Are you scared of science bruv? Smfh
Source?
@@Julian-wk1uqYour eyeballs.
You're already eating significantly more poisonous compounds in the food from the grocery store. Meaning, as of this year and progressively more and more by the month. Not taking the shot isnt good enough anymore, now you need to grow your own food. You ready?
I’m glad that Sam is a massive troll who knows where to call it. Rolling coal is for silly Billy’s.
Anyone can roll coal making it not cool.
Nicks fucking logistics ramblings are peak
Wow I've seen this at least twice. Good work.
Holy shit nick is so fucking funny
Holy shit you're so fucking hot
Pro tip: Want to lose people quickly? Go straight into a sales pitch for supplemental insurance.
Maintaining dominance with a brain-dead story is some psychic vampire shit.
I died if gun
How fast was shot?
Only Jesus saves from hell. The Lord Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again the third day (1 Corinthians 15:1-4 KJV). Jesus shed His blood for our sins (Ephesians 1:7 KJV). Getting water baptized DOESN'T save us (1 Corinthians 1:17 KJV). We are saved by grace through faith, not our works (Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV).
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look into Orthodox Christianity for the truth☦️
Okay but this message won’t be received by the average Joe since it’s nothing but Bible quotes out of context. You have to ease them in, plus have a more thorough understanding of theology
@@petersullivan1327 it's a bot dumbo
@@ribbitcroak"orthodoxy" is heretical
I'm out on a mountain ...in my van,I've been out here for a month....my days consist of start with stretches and pushups dips situps ....then I cut wood enough for a day and night a big hot breakfast ...then I go into town for provisions arrows traps food fire I'm saving money as I don't have to pay rent littice ... ....I have rain water tank ....it's property that my friend at church dosent use it's just a shed with electricity I have my wood stoves and plenty of wood ...I hunt when I need and I regularly check my traps and set them
Why u have boobs
fell on
3:40 😂 Nick nailed it. I've known at least 2 diabetes like this.
Bro onows enough about diabetes to make that believable
All my buddies who are car enthusiasts go absolutely berserk over a well maintained stock 2nd gen Cummins with regular tires
Stock and babied is always best.
Maybe they shouldn't drive like f /\ 96
@@UtubeH8tr looks like a little road
Chuck would never be so careless with a firearm. He is a trained navy seal
That guy with the bat is based.
Are there redditors with trucks? Weird
If you're feeling depressed try wearing wool socks to bed for much better sleep quality🟣🟧
How about a wool jumpsuit? What's good for the goose must be good for the gander right?
@@Teabonesteakwhat is the gander
Is it good to just wear no socks or is that bad
What is this joke please help me I’m Californian
@@tropicaljupiter your girl’s Johnson
Stories that never happened
Nick maintaining dominance is glorious
I don't believe a pudgy 40 yr old man who still wears obscure graphic tees and oversized beanies is capable of "dominating" anyone
I'm starting to think this Nick guy might have Type 2 Diabetes.
Sam and Nick are always writing the best sketches, without even trying. The scenarios are always on-point somehow too.
To Roll Coal you just increase the flow from your fuel Injectors. All that black smoke is just Excess Fuel.
Actually...ima say it totally on account of his cousin being gay.
Wool socks kill
11:42
Passing on the word
Aww, I love little marty the seal.
“Died of gun” is fucking hilarious
You do it with massive over fuelling under boost.
It’s stupid.
Here in the UK, you see modified VWs & BM’s with the whole arse end covered in soot.
It’s exceptionally gea
I chipped it bruv
Get him to fundraise. But get the business cards done on ebay from china or mexico. So when it all falls to bits, it just makes him look like a fraudster.
another comfy and beardy millennial late 90's point of reference insight to the world. Makes me feel like their older brother.
How does Nick know the plight of diabetics?
I love rolling coal but if you buy the ticket you have to take the ride.
that shit is gay bro ngl
I might be autistic but idk what this mean in this instance
@@druidbonez don't play with shit if you can't handle the smell
I hate Alberta for this reason
Pureblood bros ...we won!
Mudvayne nick is the best thing about this timeline. LOS boys got served but the cartoon was bad.
Need some kind of cipher to decode this comment
9:14 Timmy Slops would be proud
Nick is so fuking funny
nick carries so hard
Nick killing it on this one
1:34 i gotta disagree with nick on that stock modern diesels should not be stock they fucking kill themselves with the egr and they need to be deleted to breath. I do agree with tunes that just dump coal though shits kinda stupid. But stock egr in diesiels literally kill the engine the amount of carbon they build up over 3 years is insane. Delete the egr and dpf and get a good tune that doesnt roll coal and you are set.
Diesel in general are obnoxious. might make sense for industrial purposes but hearing that LOUD nonsense makes me REEEE.
they have to leave it running, and will park next to an apt complex and just "IDLE" for an hour.
I can't hear myself think over here
@@Joe-sg9ll sounds like you need a coal roller outside your apartment window
gun
damn nicks the shit DDD
2008 350 chipped lifted
I have a 350 v10 2008 it's gas but it's straight pipe when people roll up on me I shake their suspensions and set off car alarms
Nick is stealing Sam's "Ah geez dude". That's what this is.
Bro if anyone stole that from anyone it was Sam learning it from Nick
He got it from Nick
Pretty sure Sam says he got ah geez dood from Nick the first time he talked about it on video lol
i'm on these pills
god nicks hilarious