I bet under the mask George has an handlebar mustache that he grew out "ironically" but doesn't shave it because he actually kinda looks like a man in the 19th century, working in a lighthouse, wearing a wool coat, writing letters to his wife who passed of TB 8 years prior, about how heavy the storms are this time of year
He also drives a 1997 Land Rover and goes on a weekly shop at the local “spar” where the cashier clearly loves him but he is so stuck on his dead wife that he refuses to notice, he buys one cabbage and a packet of ham and a loaf of white bread and all he eats for lunch is a sandwich with a packet of walkers ready salted Chrisps
@@cepter6763 soda has caffeine and all sorts, flavoured sparkling water is sparkling water and then just flavouring. Like volvic flavoured water compared to pepsi or cherryade
(8:50) I don't even have a birth certificate. We don't have them in my country, and there are several countries without them. In the case that you do need it for some international thing, then you can request a person certificate. I've not requested such since I've never needed one.
I hate that people hate on people who have a bed in a corner. I have it in the corner because my room is too small to have anything beside the bed when it is centred
George always seems to upload a video when I should be doing work and I always have to put it on hold (UA-cam work, not important work - don’t worry I’m not procrastinating on anything important)
The third friend that walks behind when the sidewalk is narrow, is also sometimes the one that hangs "kick me" signs on his friends' backs, and stuff like that. Just saying. :)
I worked at a few restaurants and always gave compliments to the chef if told to by a customer. It's a way to keep them sane and feel like they are doing something worth while and are appreciated
Why would she naw on a potato if she wanted to pretend she’s living through the Irish potato famine? The whole point is that it was a famine… of potatoes.
9:56 one of the joys if sex dolls is threoing them away in a way that looks suspicious. Last one i threw out, i put it in a garbage bag, left the feet poking out of the bag and dunpster. Was hilarious listening to people talk about it months later.
I'm not the third friend that walks behind on the pavement. I'm the second friend and walk behind because the only other person I'm with refuses to slow down and just zooms off instead of walking with me and having any soft of conversation
2:17 When you really become an adult you'll find out that there are better criteria. I mean not even leaving the bedroom, being an adult means buying your bed and having to make it --- which is easier if it isn't in a corner.
Trust me, the people in the kitchen on Karaoke night need a few good singers to step up every now and then. Listening to girls trying to be Celine Dion all night is enough for us to poison everyone's food.
the only reason I know where my birth certificate is is because I needed it recently to apply for a job, speaking from experience it's worth finding cause getting a replacement is a nightmare, then again, I have my bed in a corner so I'm not a real adult so you can ignore this advice
7:30 I did it once a while back to be a bit healthier but it just feels like such a long time to be dancing if you're sober. By the last hour I was so done with it. I only stayed because I wasn't leaving without my mates.
There was a model railway club at my secondary school and about 900k worth of model trains and railways were damaged in a break in and I think made national news
I have in fact eaten raw potato, in science when we would cut cylinders out of potatos to look at the cells or some shit and ngl they look like a little round snack
Farmers kid here and no a tractor technically not a vehicle and you can only do drunk driving in a vehicle. Tractor is technically a farming implement it's also why you don't need a driver's license to operate one.
Huh a “gang” video…..smh some parents can be clueless about stuff, I can just imagine your parents were like “hey um I is this here a gang video, don’t you know it has bad words” 💀
4:03 that's because it will rip you apart, im pretty sure that's a honey badger and it will attack anything it sees that's not a badger it just has badger in the name pretty much, very different animals
''i went outside in the rain and knawd on a raw potato'' uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh here's the the thing with that, its called the potato famine because we DIDN'T have any potato's, a desiease came from the america's that killed the stem of the potato........ it was a real tragedy, at the time the british ruled ireland but they were too scared to give us food, they thought we would rise up and take back ireland, the ottoman empire sent at least three ship loads of food, the british stoped all of them. its sad, but at least we got past it.
The one at 10:43 is a HUGE trait of adhd (i would know, i have it) It's called task paralysis and if you have it consistently even when you want to do something you actually enjoy, get tested
They did? But a mainly fish diet was only experienced in small island communities, many inland people weren't accustomed to it and when in a famine food poisoning/diarrhea was lethal. Not to mention poor people couldn't afford large boats or high quality equipment limiting the amount of fish brought, and whatever was brought it had to be distributed through the community. On the mainland, rivers and lakes were owned by absentee landlords (like the dickhead currently exploiting Lough Neagh) and to be caught fishing on their land would result in prison or even death. If there was excess fish from the coast, (only the west coast fished because the UK had a stronger hold on the eastern coast), how do you intend poor farmers move fish across rocky terrain to the Midlands without ice or salt and without getting robbed by starving people along the way. In short, people did fish. It's the only reason places like the Aran Islands still have people living on them. "Surrounded by water? How did you starve!?" Is a very ignorant view on the famine because it ignore the fact that it was state sponsored genocide by negligence. The entirety of Europe experienced a famine in the 1800s, but while the Belgian government had a reason to keep their poor farmers alive through it the UK government didn't have any incentive to help their colonised neighbour
I bet under the mask George has an handlebar mustache that he grew out "ironically" but doesn't shave it because he actually kinda looks like a man in the 19th century, working in a lighthouse, wearing a wool coat, writing letters to his wife who passed of TB 8 years prior, about how heavy the storms are this time of year
not specific enough smh
Literally
He also drives a 1997 Land Rover and goes on a weekly shop at the local “spar” where the cashier clearly loves him but he is so stuck on his dead wife that he refuses to notice, he buys one cabbage and a packet of ham and a loaf of white bread and all he eats for lunch is a sandwich with a packet of walkers ready salted Chrisps
Has “an” handlebar mustache is craaazzzy
Interesting
That deep in the gid huh
That last guy protecting the car definitely destroyed all the other cars , ensuring that he looked like a badass good guy.
Exactly my thoughts
That last one was kind of sweet and wholesome! I hope that man is out there thriving and happy, living his best life!! 🥰
Bro was employed in a new position. The Vehicular Safety Officer.
My grandma remembers every single "say hello from me" and when she gets back from seeing family I get a whole list
Flavoured sparkling water hits different, but the unflavoured is a crime to humanity
What is the difference between soda and flavoured sparkling water?
@@cepter6763 soda has caffeine and all sorts, flavoured sparkling water is sparkling water and then just flavouring. Like volvic flavoured water compared to pepsi or cherryade
@@graceelizabeth1299 not all sodas have caffeine
@@cepter6763 idk what to tell you bestie, Google is free
Whenever George posts a video it’s a good day in life
He post every day so every day is good
Exactly
Amen🙏🕊❤️😇✝️
George posting just before I wake up from being ill is a blessing sent from the gods
My golden retriever lives that life and still sighs and huffs as though he pays rent
Last guy is a keeper
George makes me squeal with joy
Is this Drake on an alt account?
@@cyberturkey77 nuh uh
Missed opportunity to call the Ratatouille sequel Rata2ouille.
I’ll show myself out
That political poster with the copper mine and the vampire nest made me laugh for several minutes. Imagine the life on an Arizona mine inspector.
Fr I was thinking “what the fuck does Joe Hart have to do with it?” Then I realised it wasn’t talking about the footballer 😂
“Surely that counts as drink driving” -george 2023
bro just said classical is an underrated genre of music, I can't
Playing in an abandoned cave must be the Arizonan equivalent of playing in a scary forest.
this one slaps george (i’m 1 minute in)
I'm 1 minute 30 seconds in
Im 38 seconds in
3 minutes and 16 seconds in
this one slaps george or this one slaps george
@@woolsockse.c5357 i promise you, i don’t slap george
George giggling at 5 year old memes is so endearing
So that’s how Peter Pan did it… all I have to do is keep my bed in the corner and I’ll never have to grow up!
(8:50) I don't even have a birth certificate. We don't have them in my country, and there are several countries without them. In the case that you do need it for some international thing, then you can request a person certificate. I've not requested such since I've never needed one.
I hate that people hate on people who have a bed in a corner. I have it in the corner because my room is too small to have anything beside the bed when it is centred
people singing their fucking hearts out at funerals are definitely the type of people to wear wedding dresses to someone elses wedding
7:05 Joe Hart used to save footballs now he’s an American mine inspector
George always seems to upload a video when I should be doing work and I always have to put it on hold (UA-cam work, not important work - don’t worry I’m not procrastinating on anything important)
Nah but when the 3rd movement of moonlight sonata hits I’m straight into the dance circle
The third friend that walks behind when the sidewalk is narrow, is also sometimes the one that hangs "kick me" signs on his friends' backs, and stuff like that. Just saying. :)
When George posts it’s a good day ✌️
George's videos never fail to ruin my day
3:33 rubicon sparkling water bangssss
The homeless guy at the end is who I aspire to be
George is always my go-to video that I play while i eat dinner. Great videos George!
9:36 This is great! Launch into that finale and give it all the Sturm und Drang that you can muster!
Sparking water is devil's water
The reason you can't have sex with new ghosts is because their taken
I worked at a few restaurants and always gave compliments to the chef if told to by a customer. It's a way to keep them sane and feel like they are doing something worth while and are appreciated
Is the "taco in Cleveland" guy the guy who painted "Welcome to Cleveland" on his roof in somewhere like Milwaukee?
george can you and james watch elf but everytime he does something silly you drink
Why would she naw on a potato if she wanted to pretend she’s living through the Irish potato famine? The whole point is that it was a famine… of potatoes.
*gnaw
From a fellow Short King, I salute you sir 👑
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9:56 one of the joys if sex dolls is threoing them away in a way that looks suspicious. Last one i threw out, i put it in a garbage bag, left the feet poking out of the bag and dunpster. Was hilarious listening to people talk about it months later.
American community college really does do that though. I started at 17, and some of my classes were a majority of 40 yr olds.
Fair enough to Lizz Adams for being open minded
I'm that farm girl one. Shame I wanna do all that with a lass. Better luck next time mate.
Bruh george calling classical music underrated is wild
The picture of george jones at 0:14 is a nice inside joke lol
Yeah lol
I used to eat raw potatoes as a kid, but not because of the Irish potato famine, raw potatoes can be spicy.
wut
@@goldensloth7 don't think to deep into it. Just grab a potato and start gnawing on it like a wild moose in ur neighbors pool in Arizona.
As a kid I once ate a raw potato because mom hadn't gone shopping and the only other option was booze
I'm not the third friend that walks behind on the pavement. I'm the second friend and walk behind because the only other person I'm with refuses to slow down and just zooms off instead of walking with me and having any soft of conversation
lovely george m content as always
you havent even watched it
I just imagine the last guy fighting off massive hordes of criminals who are trying to brsak in to the car like doom guy
I love how specific these are 😂
That’s Oddly Specific…
I thought those were ao3 tags in the background of the thumbnail 💀
Best George m content 💪💪💪
9:00 Aw. Never mind, just stick to Snakes and Ladders.
My family tree is oddly specific
George... this video is oddly specific .
2:17 When you really become an adult you'll find out that there are better criteria. I mean not even leaving the bedroom, being an adult means buying your bed and having to make it --- which is easier if it isn't in a corner.
Being a man in this day and age means doing the most random shit in existence
memeulous ik u probably wont notice this but it is my birthday i wish u could wish me happy bday ur are pretty funny and a pretty intelligent youtuber
Wyoming is the Cornwall of the USA
No one has ever heard anything from there
The fact that I am the same height as George Memulous haunts me
That really is oddly specific
...I know where my birth certificate is, its in a folder on my bookshelf lmfao
Beautiful video George ❤
@@redRuxx how am I a bot🤣😂
Trust me, the people in the kitchen on Karaoke night need a few good singers to step up every now and then. Listening to girls trying to be Celine Dion all night is enough for us to poison everyone's food.
george boy is very odd
the only reason I know where my birth certificate is is because I needed it recently to apply for a job, speaking from experience it's worth finding cause getting a replacement is a nightmare, then again, I have my bed in a corner so I'm not a real adult so you can ignore this advice
7:30 I did it once a while back to be a bit healthier but it just feels like such a long time to be dancing if you're sober. By the last hour I was so done with it. I only stayed because I wasn't leaving without my mates.
I text my boyfriend over discord because it's where we met and just more convenient than regular texting, it's not really that weird
Shup you neek
in the top 3 for play in the background type videos right now and you ain’t 2 or 3.
im so glad george doesn't like soda and fizzy frinks because i was starting to get worried
There was a model railway club at my secondary school and about 900k worth of model trains and railways were damaged in a break in and I think made national news
I have in fact eaten raw potato, in science when we would cut cylinders out of potatos to look at the cells or some shit and ngl they look like a little round snack
giggling and kicking my feet rn :3
Farmers kid here and no a tractor technically not a vehicle and you can only do drunk driving in a vehicle. Tractor is technically a farming implement it's also why you don't need a driver's license to operate one.
my mom seen me watching this and asked if I was watching a gang video💀💀
Huh a “gang” video…..smh some parents can be clueless about stuff, I can just imagine your parents were like “hey um I is this here a gang video, don’t you know it has bad words” 💀
Them vampire bats were morbius' pets
4:03 that's because it will rip you apart, im pretty sure that's a honey badger and it will attack anything it sees that's not a badger it just has badger in the name pretty much, very different animals
6:29 he's just mad he cant sing
''i went outside in the rain and knawd on a raw potato'' uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh here's the the thing with that, its called the potato famine because we DIDN'T have any potato's, a desiease came from the america's that killed the stem of the potato........ it was a real tragedy, at the time the british ruled ireland but they were too scared to give us food, they thought we would rise up and take back ireland, the ottoman empire sent at least three ship loads of food, the british stoped all of them. its sad, but at least we got past it.
I had a mate that said Radiohead make music for people too scared to chap on the teachers door 😂😂
Leave the carabinieri alone🤣🤣
my mate shredded his birth certificate on a call with me, good times
damn, I hope bro doesn't get deported or something
Amen
"In a club you're just stood around." Now, I've only been to gay clubs and the culture may be different, but do people not... dance? At clubs?
"like and subscribe or ill break into your car"
-car alarm starts going off outside
I’m from Wyoming
Pretend is said something disgusting
wtf is wrong with you
Ew
Ironically , We didnt have potatoes during the famine, thats kind of the isssue
The one at 10:43 is a HUGE trait of adhd (i would know, i have it)
It's called task paralysis and if you have it consistently even when you want to do something you actually enjoy, get tested
I talk to my boyfriend on discord like I don’t really use social media anymore and it isn’t long distance
Just a thought, During the potato famine why did no one think to start fishing??
you forgot /s
They did? But a mainly fish diet was only experienced in small island communities, many inland people weren't accustomed to it and when in a famine food poisoning/diarrhea was lethal. Not to mention poor people couldn't afford large boats or high quality equipment limiting the amount of fish brought, and whatever was brought it had to be distributed through the community. On the mainland, rivers and lakes were owned by absentee landlords (like the dickhead currently exploiting Lough Neagh) and to be caught fishing on their land would result in prison or even death. If there was excess fish from the coast, (only the west coast fished because the UK had a stronger hold on the eastern coast), how do you intend poor farmers move fish across rocky terrain to the Midlands without ice or salt and without getting robbed by starving people along the way.
In short, people did fish. It's the only reason places like the Aran Islands still have people living on them.
"Surrounded by water? How did you starve!?" Is a very ignorant view on the famine because it ignore the fact that it was state sponsored genocide by negligence. The entirety of Europe experienced a famine in the 1800s, but while the Belgian government had a reason to keep their poor farmers alive through it the UK government didn't have any incentive to help their colonised neighbour
Me, who likes having floor space and has only ever had corner beds:... 😬
Im getting the vibe ur editor listens to country music
The specifics are very odd
Great video 😊
6:06 OP needs to work on their joke-writing skills.
unrelated but im eating lasagne
George you look like a british badger
No you don’t even need a table I think that’s one of the ones that you can lift up the arm cushions and there’s drinks holders