The only way to make it funnier would be to call her "The Dolores Umbridge of Snapping Turtles". To clear things up if you don't understand: Dolores Umbridge is a character from Harry Potter, and is easily more hated than even Lord Voldemort. She was his Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in year 5, and didn't even do a good job teaching them. She was racist, brutal, sadistic, duplicitous, always had a cutesy façade to (unsuccessfully)mask her true nature, manipulated Cornelius Fudge(the Minister of Magic) to incriminate Dumbledore, and helped him hide that Voldemort had returned. She was also the only character, other than Voldemort, to give Harry a permanent scar. Wow, that was a mouthful. I just hate Umbridge so SO MUCH. Even her actor nearly threw up while filming a particularly brutal scene where she gives Harry his second scar. Snapping turtles have extendable necks and very powerful bites, similar to the teacher in Little Nightmares 2.
@@cassandraperna1727 I WOULD LOVE THAT! Also in Borderland 3 I wouldn't be surprised if they got Jack or Mark to voice act the character my dad plays as(I think his name is zane 🧐)
Wait- "THESE KIDS ARE LITTLE NIGHTMARES wait little nightmares" me: heh- HEHEHHEHEH YOU WERE LITERALY ONE OF THEM SO YOUR A LITTLE NIGHTMMMMAAAARRRREEEE
BRO I FORGOT TO EDIT OUT A SNEEZE LOOOOOOL
Hahaha
Lol
Hehe
Hahaha, LOLOLOLOL
Ha
Rare DANTDM sneezing never before caught on camera
When is it?
Because He edit it
@@izzulfiqry4946 wat
@@Unique_Hall25 when is the timestamp
@@Unique_Hall25 i wanna see it
Mono: Get brutally crushed under a shelf
Dan: haha his head moves weird
$
Hhh
Well it did move funny xD
I love how all the other youtubers are freaking out full time and then there's Dan, trying to find out where he can get a dunce hat
Yeah
Related
Yeah
he is freaking out too
Yeah true lol
Dan’s sneeze is now considered a historic moment.
Yes rare dan sneeze rare dan sneeze ALERT ALERT
Time stamp??
26:49
.
@@scoopsropes6628 lol ikr
“Is this your husband? No wonder you’re angry”
Me: *wheezes to death*
You have astma or smt
Lol
Dont look at my channel
Same
I'm a HUGE HUGE HUGE BIG FAT FAN OF DANTDM.
The teacher doesn't watch Netflix, she watches Neckflex xD
😂😂good point!!
XD
NECKFLEX 😂😂😂😂
Netflix but necks
Ok I’ll give you that
I love how when Dan said " ugh look at her" at the exact moment he ended that sentace I got an ad saying "do you have a squishy mattress?"
Ok
Randomness
Squishy Dan 😜
🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Funy
@@modusx1980 funny
Breaking news: A UK man murdered a small child and pretended to be innocent by asking him: "Are you okay?"
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Lol
@@saraal-ghamdi9627
I’m almost entirely certain it’s a bot
@@Joel-rm7fz maybe
Dan: *Gets jumpscared*
Dan 3 seconds later: "you have pointy lips."
I still don’t know how being scared comes to the point where you say someone has pointy lips lol 😂
@@Itssnot_Niyan lol
You got pointy li- AHHHH!🤣🤣😭
Hahah you funny me man
earlier*
you know it’s scary when there’s a level called *S C H O O L*
school is scary
@@Kobsisabossyesyes very scary
@@Foolmaster34 very very very very very very scary
Super duper scary
@@jamilkamaly8452 very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very scary
23:30 is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard Dan say in this series! Lmao 😂😂
Dan: I feel bad for the kids
Also Dan: Smashes their heads open
@Willow Hawley epic
Yea I feel sorry but I want to smash there heads dan
So at the same time he want to kill them 🤣
Ah yes, snash not smash. Don’t feel bad nobody’ll notice.
@@randommemegenerator7664 and this is why I’m scared to comment lol
Can we appreciate the joke "are those your children, they'd be perfect for a tim Burton film" 😂
I know lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh
They do lol
dude ikr aha
@Henry D cool profile pic
Teacher thing: * busts head through bookshelf * "HOLA NINOS"
Dan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Its niños copypaste this so you get it right : ñ
tru XD
The old meme XD
@@TheJigSawG does it matter.?
@@Foundliz nah just saying
1:20 Roses are red, thorns are prickly, let’s just say that escalated quickly.
Roses are red, a Violets are blue, I got the chills and you did too (Probably)
@@yasabir77 small as a monkey as big as king kong i wish i could say you are wrong 😕😒😔
@@yasabir77 you got me dying laughing
1:38 no THIS escalated quickly
@@TheRealZayshortsthe way he was mid swing before getting trucked by the bucket
Dan :”Oooh the key is here, peeerfect, eeeasy mode, awesooome, let’s gooo,
Also dan : (gets crushed by the bookshelf seconds after)
When you have a bad headache and are still willing to hear dan's screams...
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Holdup
E
@@user-bz9vb7gf9m you are a bot you comment this on every single video
can we take a second to appreciate that dan moves his face cam so that it doesn’t block what’s happening in the game?
Yeah, normally other youtubers just leave it there
Yeah he awesome
yes, we respect dan
Yeah
Ikr he’s just a good UA-cam
14:15
Dan's scream there,shall go down in history 🤣
I love how Dan’s so friendly even to weird creatures
yeah
YES
Yeah poggers
Fax
You say that then Dan hams them with a hammer🤣
She took the
*”Reach for the stars”*
Too seriously
I think that Janitor and the teacher took *Reach for the stars* way too seriously.
Bruh love your profile picture and the comment XD
LMAOOOOO
200th liker
@@ImaPizzaK *Thanks :>*
"That's a awful drawing, Terrible" You'd be a good teacher dan.
Ikr 😅
yes edit:The real big brain just replied to ur comment
Asher: * growing up and drawing a dog *
Dan: *ABSOLUTLEY AWFULLL*
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I AM SOOO SORRY DAN BUT THATS A BIG ROST!!!!!!!
@@kashdiamond OHHHHHHH IM SORRY BROOO BUT LEARN HOW TO SPELL
The music in this game is beautifully scary
true lol
Yeah.
True
Yeah, it gives off such a creepy yet entitling atmosphere, this is why it’s such a great game all the way
23:20 “Hush little baby- THAT GUY’S PEEING IN THE SOUP”
B-beautiful. So touching 😢
I didn't even notice🤣
Loool
(Dan) *continues to sing....*smashes his head with a ladle
Then continues to struggle
Dan: drops a bottle
The neck teacher: allow me to introduce myself
Rokurokubi that is what the Teacher is ok!
@Crazy Natan lol
Emma: I wanna ride a giraffe!
The giraffe:
NOOOO-😭🤚
Then you find out the teacher is her mom-
@@BlueJayJade PLSSS-💀🖐️
No
@@garlichkn1721 I-.... Y E S
13:04 Dan:”lets speedrun it”
Teacher:”SOMEBODY ONCE”
You know, I was thinking to myself: hey he's in the small vent now, the teacher can't get him in there... right? 43:35
That's what i also thought. And when he went up the ladder i thought she would stop there but it continued and it horrified me geez
you where wrong lol
ps4 sucks! I can't make him run fast and that vent is impossible to pass. He just stops on his own. omg ps4 version really pissed me off
@@JesusPerez-wl3ii skill issue
DAN VENTED VOTE HIM OUT
Me: scared out of my mind
Dan: the brain jiggles so nicely
xD
LOLOLOLOL
GAHHAHAHHAHAHAGAHGAHGAGHAH
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahahaha
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
"The teacher is going to be upset. You have not completed your lines AND youve died"
True story she has along neck chicken nugget zoom
@@Rat-Snatcher "He is speaking the language of Gods"
Can you guys help me get to 1k subs? Sorry for bothering you.
LOL
@@zeroisasimp f u no plugging
The names he gives the teacher lmaooo
Cheese string, Hardened toothpaste, and Wannabe giraffe
Laughing so hard rn
Me too
The only way to make it funnier would be to call her "The Dolores Umbridge of Snapping Turtles".
To clear things up if you don't understand:
Dolores Umbridge is a character from Harry Potter, and is easily more hated than even Lord Voldemort. She was his Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in year 5, and didn't even do a good job teaching them. She was racist, brutal, sadistic, duplicitous, always had a cutesy façade to (unsuccessfully)mask her true nature, manipulated Cornelius Fudge(the Minister of Magic) to incriminate Dumbledore, and helped him hide that Voldemort had returned. She was also the only character, other than Voldemort, to give Harry a permanent scar. Wow, that was a mouthful. I just hate Umbridge so SO MUCH. Even her actor nearly threw up while filming a particularly brutal scene where she gives Harry his second scar.
Snapping turtles have extendable necks and very powerful bites, similar to the teacher in Little Nightmares 2.
@@Bahr-im7pn I have never watched or read Harry Potter but you gave a good explanation. That would be funny to call her that. Very fitting lol.
@@r0tt1ngm0th Thank you.
Nice pfp
“Are you okay?” *Dan right after MURDERING that small child*
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*OMG MrBeast Just Commented On My Recent Video I'm Literally Cryingg 😲*
Lol
Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
A: It's sweeping the nation!
Little nightmares will forever be the only horror game that can legitimately terrify me
Facts especially the teacher
Same
Every horror game I played always made me scream, but little nightmares was the hardest to play and again, I screamed a lot. 😑
It’s the least scary horror game in my opinion
This isn't very scary I did jump a few times tho
Dan: ima just sneak by
Teacher: GO GO GADGET EXTENDO NECK
Oh my god best comment ever 😂😂
Agreed Suck in THIS
On this so sorry
Laughing so hard right now lol
👏👏👏
12:59 dude that scare jump though!! I jumped so high and then started laughing as Dan went “NOOOOO”
“Hardened Toothpaste” out of all things😂
@nogoodname in what situation would that be possible in 🌝
he is right tho
@@jacksonelkins3458fax
@@clairebear278 every possible situation wym
XD WHY HARDENED TOOTHPASTE XD 😂 😆
Someone: Has a stroke while playing piano
Dan: That's my ditty for you sir
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@@MrPoop-kp7pj B-R-U-H-N-O-B-O-D-Y-C-A-R-E-S
Mr. Poop no one gives a fu
@@MrPoop-kp7pj did anyone ask?
@@Evandy389
H-e-l-l-o-!
“This school teacher is scary”
Baldi:WHO SUMMONED TO ME
Dan
@@whitepencil8278 0 so far tehehehe
@@j.rawlings9780 :(
Who summoned Thee
lol
Dan literally was a step from that glitched remain - 47:45
He better go back for them when he is done the game or something
-we’ve escaped a man with a shotgun and kids that eat weird sausages + a wannabe giraffe
DanTdm 2021
One of his best.
This comment made me crack up bro....🤪🤪🤪
Another goose! Well hello there
And a blind man with long arms XD
No one no one at all:
Little nightmares teacher:
Why have hand and eye coordination when you can have ear and freakishly long neck coordination
I am Sans The Skeleton and i am here for you to stand still and dont look at my channel
@{ALilPotato} you just reminded me of undertale. I'm sad that it's dead...
@@aselim2377 about that I might have......
@{ALilPotato} nyeh heh heh
Dan: "Lets befriend him :))"
The kid: *attacks*
Timestamp?
@@bijuumikeclip4309 7:07
Yes
No friend. Attack
Dan: someone with a normal neck please.
The game: how aboutttt someone with NO neck over a LONG neck eh.
Dan: “Let’s speed run it”
Teacher: TOP O DA MORNIN TO YAH LADDIE
PFFT-
Twist: Jacksepticeye is the Teacher. XD
@@cassandraperna1727 I WOULD LOVE THAT! Also in Borderland 3 I wouldn't be surprised if they got Jack or Mark to voice act the character my dad plays as(I think his name is zane 🧐)
I haven’t seen when but I’m lookin out for it
OH MY GOD THERE SHE WENT 🤣🤣🤣
"ima take this duck with me if it does something special" Dan 5 seconds later in a disappointed and grim tone: "...YoU Do NoThInG..."
it might do some thing later on in the game
Not true. It tells you to duck. 🥁😆
No? I'll stop.
@@SMiles.21 don't stop, keep going.
Haha...
Grim 🥲
but what's the joke tho
Dan: yeah you ain't getting me that easy.
Also Dan: almost kills self with hammer.
Dan: Wait so if this is before what’s gonna happen to us?
Six: *demonic noises*
"It was bad enough that you're a teacher, and now you're freaky" -DanTDM 2021
no one can lick their elbow *licks*
no one can lick their elbow *licks*
The teacher: **smacks the table with the ruler**
Subtitles: *(Applause)*
Yeah, makes sense
😂
Lol
Dan: *laughs*
Subtitles: (music)
so true lol
i finished this in 1 day, it's awesome.
I'm finishing this in 3 days
My comp bad I cant even run roblox
@@kus1ck we twins then
I watched it in an hour
So a speedrin
dan: THIS DUCK GIVES ME INVISIBILITY FOR 5 SECONDS
also dan:throws the duck away because it was annoying
Haha 😂
13:02
Dan: lets speed run this
The teacher: *l o n g n e c k I n t e n s i f i e s*
@Louie Haigh she attack, she protec, but most importantly, she has *extending N E C C*
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog neccccccc
i accidentally clicked on the timestamp and i got so scared istg
36:38 what an absolute masterpiece
26:49 bless you Daniel
22:15 sus🤨🤨
21:57 rude
35:51 your iin uol
When u can’t watch Netflix, the teacher *stretches to the next house over*
That's very true
👍
*stretches to the next house over*
When I cant watch Netflix *stretches to the next house over*
WiFi’s not working
“Yo I made pee boy angry.” - Daniel Middleton 2021
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖
☠️
22:45
@@sxatlet Daniel Robert Middleton
/|\
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I felt a wave of nostalgia when 6 put on the yellow coat.
True.
Same idk y I just wanted to cry for no reason idk y tho I never rlly cry
*Laughs Demonic*
Dan”lets speed run this”
Teacher: proceeds to kill mono
Bro
"This school teacher is scary!"
Baldi: Am I a joke to you?
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I always loved Dan's videos even the new ones! I used to watch him all the time when I was young such good memories :)
"These kids are crazy"
1 second later: *Smashes their heads with a ladle*
everyone gangsta till you get obliterated by a ladle
@@PivotalShrimp BYE-
Yeah
You my evil twin or what?
What’s a laddle
Dan: Man you got pointy lips
Teacher: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME?
Lool
“And a wannabe giraffe”
I DIED LMAO
Time stamp?
@@kristinapatino7565 36:33
@@RandomWasVeryTaken Your profile says it all.
@@no0bm thank you
@@RandomWasVeryTaken dude its an hour long
Dan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Teacher with an extended neck: Why aren't u in school?
Dan: Is that a queen or a bishop??
King Head: *EHEM*
"lets take this just in case." *drops it immediately after*
He was holding it in case there was a mannequin to kill. Understandable why you made a joke out of it though.
"she gonna neck, she gonna neck, SHE GONNA NECK, SHE GONNA NECK-" is peak comedy to me and I do not know why
What the f*** do you mean
@@debphelps2474
*Shes going to neck*
@@SteamedPoi shes got a neck
@@SteamedPoi
*The neck is inevitable*
35:38 the soft music starting to play 🥺
Villan in Little Nightmares: *exists* Dan: I diagnose you with blind
But why tho?
Lol
@@CanadianWolf-hearted so true
Baghead : Dies in a weird way
Dan: oh"" look at my head
(Laughs in a witchy way)
The boxhead/baghead name is Mono btw
It’s not Boxhead it’s Baghead/Mono
@@user-p70totype101 thanks dude
@@gastergames1401 thanks for the information!!! Appreciate it my dude
@@pathecuxz8811 your nice
The rule: Don't hit girls/mannequins doesn't apply to Dan
Here I thought that teachers were scary enough as it is! And then here Dan is, sneezing his way right around her! Truly finessed
"Is this your husband, geez! No wonder your angry". My new favorite quote
I love how Dan still plays games and genuinely enjoys doing so. Best part about him by far in my opinion
Yes
Okokokokokokokokokok
The backstory of how six got her raincoat is actually in the mobile game very little nightmares
ye six had a friend who had a coat she died and six took the coat
@@mariaalba5386 spoilers much?!
Thank you =)
WEWO SPOILER ALERT! FOR THE VERY LITTLE NITGHMARS GAME!
That little girl six is following is six and the one your playing is not six
Well she gets it a diffrent way in Little Nightmares 2
25:20
dan-HEEYAA 😃😋
subtitles - yeah ☺️👍
13:03
Dan: Let’s speedrun
*two milliseconds later*
Dan: “Screaming”
You mean a second?
“SHES GOT A NECK! SHES GOT A NECK!” 😂😂🤣 the things you say when your scared-🤣🤣🤣
I remember a long time ago he said "Why do you have ears!??"
@@xcept1281 yesssssssssssssss!!!
Lol everyone has a neck
@@chellyanne3979 that’s why it’s funny!
Ofc she got a neck!?!?!
Dan can’t lift a window. But can lift a piano!
Pulley I guess
simple machinesss make work easier to do, use a wedge or a lever or a pulley or a screw, a wheel and axel, or an inclined plane…. /lyr
Dan: “Oh, are those your children? Cus they’d be perfect for a Tim Burton film, just saying”
Me: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
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?
?
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Little Nightmares is one of the few horror games that don't rely on cheat old jumpscares to be scary.
that's a reason why I love little nightmares 1 & 2
Yeah, Its all about its atmosphere and story
Its also why its one of my faves
13:04
He says...
@@schmoop1337 *Very little Nightmares? Thats scary too, it’s the mobile game*
Dan smacks kid who’s in detention multiple times in the head him “u good”
I wish someone would do that to me (¬_¬)
It would at least be cool
@Mahibah Uddin what did u just say
Lol
When he compared the teacher's neck to a cheese stick lmaoo
Dan: why would she cutting things in a school. Me:she's hitting someone with a ruler.
Claim ur “this series is going to be lit” right here
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claimed, thank youu
Claimed
claimed
Mono: Dies from bookshelf
Mono's head: WOOO WE DIED AGAIN
whos mono
@@loganalmond1251 The One Dan is Controlling
@@toorrruuuu oh ok
O-O
Lol
l.o.l
Dan: *sneezes*
also Dan: *looks at the camera and doesnt care.*
That TV show from the Maw: exists
The Bullies: *F*CK YEAH THIS IS MY JAM*
"It's bad enough that you're a Teacher and now you're freaky"
Oof size: *M E G A*
Wait- "THESE KIDS ARE LITTLE NIGHTMARES wait little nightmares" me: heh- HEHEHHEHEH YOU WERE LITERALY ONE OF THEM SO YOUR A LITTLE NIGHTMMMMAAAARRRREEEE
@@TheAlertiveRabbit I missed the funny part of that joke
@@preeminentblade4572 I'm horrible at making jokes because I'm an animatronic- and I'm just horrible at making jokes TwT-
@@TheAlertiveRabbit dude just stop trying roleplay as toy chica, it isn't funny and it's just plain weird.
@@cocoapowder2 and correction stop trying TO Roleplay as Toy chica
Dan: That's a lot of rain
My school: *An Ocean*
"she could watch netflix from a whole nother room" lmao 😭
Wow nice pun
@Carl Gille haha nice one 😌
@Carl Gille Can you tell me who created this joke? I need to subscribe the legend that made this.
Youarethebest😊
FromEmily
17:16 its the same layout for the ladys residents in the fist games dlc.
Dan when he sees the kid in detention: It’s a gnome!!
When dan finds the key
Dan: “easy mode”
4 seconds later, a bookshelf falls on him. 😂
Ikr
L
K
R
hOlY sTaRs
Funny😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
Lol he died
3:55 “I don’t wanna learn algebra again please, I don’t wanna”
Me: *laughs in 10th grade geometry*
i learnt it in 6th lol
@@ClydeDonovansDeadMom same
I learnt it at 4th
I learned in 5th
I learn that in 3rd
Great Video! *This game is absolutely terrifying but also incredibly creative*
"LEAVE ME ALONE IM JUST A SMALL BAG" - DanTDM 2021
*but
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@@kingvortex-m1n shush boi
@CHEESE Gaming lol
26:48 never in the 5 years of me watching dantdm have I ever seen or heard him sneeze and it’s sounds so cute🤣😅
Innit
Never in 8yrs of me watching Dan have I heard him sneezing 🤧
It’s cuz he always cuts his sneezes out
Asher: waking dan up in the night
Dan after playing this: oh how the tables have turned
oh oh no dan pls dont acc hit you sone in the head with a mallet XD
*grabs hammer*
How the turned tables
26:50 the worlds legendary sneeze from dan