THE DIRTIEST PICK UP LINES By Ethan Evaganza
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- ABOUT THE BOOK
"When the first snow hits the ground- Your wish will come true" A little girl from a small, unknown village in Germany, a little boy from the huge city of Tokyo in Japan-- Their marriage was fixed before they were born.
They both were tied down to each when they were two. They are each other's prisoners. A prison they can't escape until death hits them-- They make a paradise of nothing. They have never met each other, they have never seen each other and live in two different worlds.
One is too rich, other is too poor. One is restless, other is calm. One is mature, the other is childish. One is sick, and the other is medicine.
As days pass, she falls for him just by thinking about him and he hates her more, just by thinking about himself. After 25 years, they meet.
He cheats on her, he hates her, he only makes her miserable, he wants her to disappear... Unless she finally does. They can't have each other.
"He has to die for her, for her to live for herself"
They are wrapped up in someone else's webs and only the first snow can save them from this world where they don't belong. They fight, love, hate, break, they are hurting but they don't know why. All they know is that they are doing everything wrong-- Cause this marriage was never meant to be. But can Fate change when life and death collide and their hearts struggle to meet? Find out in this psychological thriller!
"Nobody cares unless you're beautiful... Or dead. Life is hard, it kills you after all"
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If you're curious about the picture or the pick p\up lines- They are from a Wattpad book called "My Heart Hates Me" Link to the book is given in the description along with all other details of the video.
Edit- I did mix up one line from another book while working on this video so please don't mind it ^^
Aregato gosaimasu
Do try the book.. it's awesome
Currently it's at a exciting twist and I can't wait for the next update.. I'm hell curious
Thinking about Kurosava lol
i read it!!!!
What is your name in wattpad?? I want to read your stories😊
@@naomicyrile3418 @Ryusensei2000
“The only girl I love right now is you.
But in ten years, I’ll love another girl.
She’ll call you ‘mommy’ ” awwwww 🥰
That is a very famous pick up line on tiktok but the cute anime boi makes it bettef
That can either imply my daughter or a threesome with another woman who's into me... and im childfree
That's okay....after 10 years, I don't think I will need your love....😜
Wow I just read this right after 3:03 popped out
IM IN TEARS😭😭😭😭😭
...WHO CAME HERE TO ADMIRE THE GUY
Meeeee!!!!
Me
Me!
Me yo!!!!!!😂😂
Me!!!!!✋✋✋✋
When you know enough English to understand the dirtiest side of the lines 😂🤣
Aryaman Suri thats all that matters! 🤪
😏
😂yes
And you try to translate them in your native language with a sexy tone... Omg I'm blushing 😂
😂😂😂lol
“I licked it so it’s mine” me when my siblings try to steal my ice cream
For you ok put their our side some manny frinde feefor c ad Wrockwardine other prison tocking story banana pac pack pack ganna choth mari man
@@jullyscainl7623 w h a t
@@jullyscainl7623 i had a stroke tryna read that💀
Relatable. This is just peak siblings behaviour😂
@@jullyscainl7623 what
I don't even know this dude but now I do know 2 things:
1. He is savage af
2. I have a sad life cuz I never heard these lines xd
Bro same
That’s why bieng single is the hardest life for us who craves affection 🥲
And he's gay
So Nina, wanna wrestle like John Cena
Im just staring at that anime guy all along..
Right! He’s so cute that he doesn’t need any pick up lines
He's so damn hot
Yes.. specially his eyes...
He reminds me Taehyung from BTS😍
@@manoarabinteahamid767 Army💜agreed
Me: *sees thumbnail*
*reads the first 2 lines*
Aww...so cute
*reads the 3rd line*
O_O
Dark Blade Master
They keep getting hotter and hotter so right now I’m blushing like a total idiot. I wish he was the love of my life!
(I’m a girl.)
omg so did i XD
I'm not ruining the 666 likes
The number of likes!
Me
The feeling that you're trying to read the lines but your eyes stray to look at the fine specimen anime boi.
*edit* I was back and try to read the lines without being distracted but damn, my eyes immediately turned to the hot boi, what a failure I am.
Haha
Lmaoo
ahahahahah, i’m asking my crush out today...wish me luck-
@@mya4869 good luck may ur dreamz come tru!!!!....... caaan uu feel the looove toniiiight!
@@mya4869 how did it goes??
1:26 "Goodnight and if you dream of me- Remember that I like it rough." That pick up line with that anime guy... It gave me thoughts... *nosebleed*
Ohh I wonder what's happening on your head that made you have nosebleed😏 but in all seriousness i think we have the same thought
Ikr same 😩
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH!
Stop making me blush. 😏
Atop making this side-comments dirty ...
Hum hum... i mean we all know we had the same thought
😤😳
"You are worth every sin"
Damn fine.
Why is that anime boi so fine?
This guy proved how in lur reality
Our men suck
Ouch
Cryztal 27 he looks Jimin like
Cuz he is a BEAUTIFUL EXPECTATION
ᄋᄉᄋNightXShine No he looks like V
We need more pick up lines 😂😂
Totally😂
😂✌
@@junkooksdevil6801 hey fam
@@parkchimmymochi3536 yo🤘
Amit yassssss
Who else is giggling like a little girl while watching this???😂😂😂
Edit: thanks for the likes😂
Hell yeah
I have to admit it, yes
😂😂😂
Me, I'm on the phone with my boyfriend while watching this. Lmao he's so confused 😂
"aRe yOu LoSt bAbY gUrL?"
sorry I just had to...
“I licked it so it’s mine”
Sad I won’t be able to do that anymore cuz of corona
😂😂😂 ohh really???
Oh- 😂
Wow there buddy
OOHHHHH
Wha-
nobody:
me: *literally fall in love with 2D guy*
Me:realizing they aint real
congratz. you are now most of the weebs out there
I was imagining this anime boy saying all that stuff to me nd im blushing like an idiot😂
Edit*thnx for all the likes guys!💞I guess great minds think alike ey😂🌸
Hahahahahahaha!!😂😂😂😂😂 So I wasn't alone?!??!😂😂😂😂
I feel like... I'm caught 😜
Sam eee😂😂😂
Meeee too
And he FREAKING looks like Jimin!
Ah, this creativity is beyond comprehension...
Ikr. I'm jealous of this kind of creative
“I licked it so it’s mine”
Yeah its belongs to our husband .....
I think that this is the line of some famous fictional character whose name is Deib Lohr Enrile right??
Me : says this to every food I like.
My friend, who licked my ice cream: "I licked it so it's mine"
Me: **proceeds to lick in the same spot they did, keeping eye contact to assert dominance**
My friend: **disgusted noises**
ARMY
2:01 Him: Don't bite your lips I want to do that for you
Me be like: *biting my lips*
I have a habit of biting my lips. .😂
@@moarmytinyfanaticsschool5141 lmao 🤣 same
@@shiroi-yukigacha lol😂
@@moarmytinyfanaticsschool5141 Lmao 😂 I was never here
@@shiroi-yukigacha ?
Me through this whole video:
*I-*
*HOW ABOUT NO?*
*OK MAYBE*
*Hey that’s actually kinda sweet- NOPE NONO NOPE*
same 😅😂😂
No gonna lie my reaction was like this the whole video : 😂😁😲😶😱😍😖😏😮😕
Lmao same
❤💖😳😭☺😚🥰🤗😍😊🥺🥺
*My reaction the whole video was 😳😳😳😳😳*
Him: *says a dirty pickup line*
Me: “tf he saying ew 🤯🤢”
Also me: *guiltily* “I like it tho”
whyy is this meeeeee
@@keziasharlyn8389 bro right
💀
I don't like it
I love it
my reaction to the pickup lines 😳🤢😍
1:33 *takes off clothes*
- Now get out
lmaoo
😂
A hahaha aahahha
Underrated
WTF lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I wonder who can understand this level of girls' inner thoughts/desire that they can think of those lines that can make girls's heart move so much...??? Whoever they are must have been in a real deep relationship to understand girls' mind.
Lol. either that or its a girl lol.
@@lilplayfulfandomgirl6193 yeah, mostly girls since they know what make their heart beats fast 😂
The guy looks like animated version of red haired TAEHYUNG!!!!!!! 😳
Finally someone that is an Army and thinks the same with me, luv chu co-army :")
@@tobiokageyama4659 TaeTae?!
Finally someone said it
I thought it was only me who felt that way 😍💜
I was thinking the same thing😏 😲
@@tobiokageyama4659 I love you ARMY I thought I was the only one who was thinking like THAT
Nobody:
Ethan : *0:29*
Me : *ChOkEs On HoLy WaTeR*
Hey your thrice as wet now!
@@punsarethelowestformofcome352 what about you?
;-)
@@punsarethelowestformofcome352 hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂
Anonymous 😂
Anonymous , I mean...maybe.
Me: *sees video*
Also me: Has no one, absolutely NO ONE to say these pick up lines to.
What a life we live in, huh. 😑
Could say the same my self😶😶
Your not alone.. i don't even know why I'm watching this👀😂
@@adritamojumder7834 same
@@adritamojumder7834 😂😂😂 same..
I said it to my sister...she rejected me.
"Your tongue is one of the strongest muscles in your body."
"Wanna wrestle?"
@@katherynmckenzietrail8196 GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You naughty naughty😏😂😂😂😂
@@lovely-rg4mt 😗🍷cheers darlin
Awwhh let's gay
Me: **Tries to read the lines**
My eyes: **Goes staright to the anime boi**
Why does that anime character looks like a hot kpop idol ;w; ?
Like v from bts
He looks like that to me😉😏
Taeyong from NCT. Idk why😂😂😂
Taehyung with his red hair 💜
Yeah and for me, 'TAEHYUNG' from BTS
Yeah more like taehyung oppa
I pulled poker face whole throughout the video cause I was in a room with all my family...
Living dangerously be like 😎
Lol my mom was beside me when i was watching it😂😂😂😂
and I'm in online classes
relatable.....lilith
Omg!!!! Me too 😅
@@janaopric4273 same 🤣
“Wanna try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss but down under.”
*me sitting on my couch uncomfortable as ever*
LOL YES I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABT THAT
I didn't understand
So does he mean ur collarbone or throat?
@@hxxther_8499 no like, down there 👀
@@salmonsriver the like the belly?
"The only girl i love is you right now but in ten years I'll love another girl and she will call you mommy" i dont know why but i found it cute
Me too. Got mah heart melting like a butter
@@stephaniedenulan3872 ARMYYY
@@mehvisharshad8900 Lmaooo😂💜
@@stephaniedenulan3872may i know if you dont mind who is your bias
@@mehvisharshad8900 oh of course. My bias is Jungkook and if its ok, who's yours?
“I licked it so it’s mine “
What are you, a cat? xD
3:05 wasn't even dirty to me it was so cute and sweet
@@katherynmckenzietrail8196 yea I choose to ignore that😂
Yoo I'm gonna try these to my bf lol
ꍌꄲꄲ꒯ ꒒꒤ꉔꀘ😜😏
Try it and tell us his reaction
Sana ol may jowa
@@kimwootorong6477 lol China oil taken.
@@teddysendrijas6776 Sana ol
Your here dreaming that your crush says this to you.
😭🥲 yes yes I am 🥲😭💔
I was all the time staring at that anime guy n smiling like an idiot thinking that if he says all of that to me i would die on the spot-
Sameee!!!
BTS ARMYYYYYYYYY 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Armyyyyy he looks like taehyung tho
Literally everything's Making me blush both the lines & the boy....
**Chokes**
👁👄👁✨✌️
'I licked it so it's mine'
Don't worry guys, he's talking about an ice cream
Yess totallyy..
2:10
Me:choked my water
Mom:What happened?
Me: N-nothing mom... Hehe 😅
I found an BTS ARMY 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Hi army by the way the anime guy looks like anime version of taehyung
Same. Bug luckily no one is near me
😂😂😂💜💜💜
AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“The only girl I love right now is you.
But in ten years, I’ll love another girl.
She’ll call you ‘mommy’ " that's my favourite one it's so cute aww.
The anime guy looks like "V" thoo..
Amiii....
From bts? I kinda think he looks like yeosang and v if they had a child😂
I dunno who he looks like but all i know is that he really hot!!
Kind of
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
i was imagining him saying that to me and now i look like blushing idiot
help me
True
Is anybody gonna say anything about the song where the singer just keeps saying sexual vibe or some thing? 😏😏
Ikr, I thought only I noticed
Yes the name of the is sexual vibe and it is sung by Stephen Puth
@@katherynmckenzietrail8196 :l he seaeched the song in youtube
@@katherynmckenzietrail8196 I searched it on UA-cam
Ahem! Its 69 likes
I am going to try this on my boyfriend😊😁
Edited: oops! I don't have bf
Well if you do...
Wear some protection okay
@@Melisaoffxl12 bruh
HHAHAHAHAH same thoughts HAHHAH
Aha! You got me there!
@@Melisaoffxl12 LEL XD
You wanted to become his Girlfriend but you soon you realize that you in love with a Fictional Characters TwT.
Him: I licked it so it's mine.
Me: boi get your own *ice cream* !
*inser jks voice* jimin-ssiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!
I tried these on my friend, and they freaked out. They thought I was on something. 😂 awesome.
"The only girl I love right now is you. But in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you mommy"
Such a cute quote 😭😂😍
i wasnt ready for this
istg i see you everywhere wtf
Y'all saying that you're watching/admiring the anime boy instead of reading the lines while I'm here reading and blushing at the lines ;-;
TAE?!😳
Why tf am i blushing over THIS?????
0:43 wow! 😂
I think so ...
I liked that 😜😜
0:44 I think I read this line before..oh right from the book "He's into Her" deib's line
Me:- bite my lips while watching this
Next line:- "don't bite your lips,I want to do that for you"
Me:- how tf.....:0
Can someone make a video on the *girl replying as good as him* in these pick up lines? That would be dope😂😂
"My lips want to cuddle with yours"
Me: *Having the Sahara Desert on my lips*
*"Yeah....try it"*
LMAOOO
😂😂😂😂
is it weird that my bully said this "whats better than a good girl thats bad for you" im confused ;-;""
Do you want any explanation?
Well I am also confused!!
I want an explanation pls
That bully its just straight up dump.
@@RK-zm9ve thank you for telling me
2:52 I SCREAMED
I just imagine this anime boy as Taehyung😅😅
U r not alone same though
Me too you are not alone
Everyone: Crushing over this anime boy
Me: Is it Taeyong?◐.̃◐
it seems more like Taehyung from BTS... army 💜
@@saswatighosh7227 not really.
@@haniak24 oh for ya
I CAME HERE FOR THE HOT DUDE, BUT DAMN THAT SONG MAKES HIM HOTTER (THAT DIRTY LINES IS A BONUS HOLY MOLY)
Is it just me or the anime boy looks like a combo of Jimin and Taehung?😂😂
The first one I was like “these aren’t dirty their cheesy” In the middle of the video “Wtf nvm I was wrong... they’re not dirty, they’re WRONG.. JUST WRONG
Here we are, crushing over that anime boy. Sooo how sad are we ?
2:59 why in 10 years? I'm ready rn with that anime guy
It's anime version of our red haired taehyung...
IKR. TAEHYUNG WAS EVEN IN THAT OUTFIT THE ANIME BOI IS WEARING RN
No Taehyung is more handsome
Some of these are to the point where they're so dirty that it's funny and makes you shy and the rest are cute...And I love that xD
N the song goes so ducking well with all lines 😂 I mean whoaaaa 💕 I m going to try these lines for sure 😂😜
The anime guy looks like red haired Taehyung!!
Yes true
We all staring at the anime guy knowing that he doesn't exist. 😂😂
But that boy in the pic took my heart away
Hands up if u feel the Anime guy looks like Taehyung from BTS💜🔥🔥
Yes same
Video: *showing dirtiest pick up lines*
Me: “OmG StOb It NoT hErE”
Little brother: “who are you talking to”
Me: HuHh *voice cracks* Ò_ó
i was kinda not expecting this bc the first 2 were pretty innocent lmfao-
"The only girl I love right
now is you. But in ten years,
I'll love another girl. She'll
call you 'mommy'
Me: "Not only is it a bit dirty, it's actually pretty sweet UwU"
1:10 *chokes on my coffee* ExCuSE mE?
Yes I did that too🤣🤣🤣
I choked water on my brother accidentally 😂😂😂😂😂
Well he/she is still with you...
What the heck was that lol
I literally choked on air
The one that said: “the only girl I love right now is you, But in ten years, I will love another girl. She’ll call you ‘mommy’.”
I get it but I actually just think it’s kinda cute. Like if you agree!
OMG THIS IS GOOD ! Thanks for uploading ♥️
When the anime was handsomer than your crush😶😶
feeling guilty while reading this coz the anime boi kept staring at me and he looked like taehyung
The book took my breath away dear author. I loved it.
I’m sorry but ‘I licked it so it’s mine’ is an excuse I used when I didn’t want to share biscuits with my younger siblings lol
DUDE- I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE THAT PERSON ALONG TO TRY THESE ON 😉
Forget song, lyrics.. everything
I just saw taehyung in this anime😍🤫💜
Hence proved *Kim taehyung is the one and only living anime*
yessss finally... found an army ....he looks exactly like my bias my V 💜...damn hot 🥵
My Favourite Line - "What's better than a Good Girl who's only Bad for you"😜
Toooooo pationate 😍🤭
"Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under."
OMG, I am blushing and laughing at these. This one is my favorite. Thank you so much for these.
Bro I wasn't really fascinated to use any of this but the Australian one, hits me hard kzsksbbdjsksksk
no one :
every singl soul in the comments : ThE aNiMe BoY
I choked on my boba reading all of these lines. I'm cringing and blushing at the same time. I hate that I love it. LMAO
oh my got while watching i felt someone is back hugging me . lol
So cute he doesn’t need to do a pick up line and I love it when like everyone like falling for him when he’s just an anime picture
okay the one about loving only you rn, but then loving your child was kinda cute
Tae is that you!🤤
I choked on my saliva while watching this
Me: *I was imagining that this anime boy is what my boy friend looks when he is done doing basket ball*
Also me: **I don't even have a boyfriend**
@@katherynmckenzietrail8196 me too but the thing is that nobody loves me 😞
@@katherynmckenzietrail8196 😞
I feel like we all need someone like that to say those to us but don't know why we need it.
If all the lines were said by him to me.... I don't mind😂
Same here. Lol I'm blushing like a tomato!!!