WARNING: This one might make certain viewers a little queasy toward the end. I mean, I made this video, and even I was like, WTF? But you KNOW he's done this. You just KNOW it...
With parents like that what chance did she have lol, I almost feel bad for her. Almost. But eww imagine your mom or dad trying to... to you... I can't even say it.
And now that they've figured out the entire family can grift the Republicans in this country because it seems they are not smart enough to see what is in front of them, the Trump's will be milking the Reich until it just collapses like all his businesses.
Only those with low intellect or TDS think Trump will,go,to jail. Sorry to burst your delusional dreams but it isn’t happening. Did you see that rally yesterday with over 100K people there? Yeah, you saw it. 😂
@johnarreola689We know you do and it’s hilarious that you think that will happen. Trump is bout to become your president again…… sealing another 4-5 of him living rent free from in obsessed people’s heads. It is going to be great!
Karen McDougal said he told her the same thing -- she reminded him of his daughter. I'm starting to sense a pattern here. Wonder what sick Freudian fantasies Mary Trump, the psychologist niece, would make of this. Maybe we don't need her to tell us.
You don't need to wonder. Narcissists and wincest with Professor Sam. It's so bad he says narcissist parents should never be allowed custody. m.ua-cam.com/video/n0Rloqu4ERE/v-deo.html&pp=ygUWcHJvZiBzYW0gVmFrbmluIGluY2VzdA%3D%3D
Exotic dancers and other exploited women often refer to their customers as 'Sweetie or Honey' because there are too many names to remember. Apparently ttump does that too.
They're all disgusting people that being said Ivanka really is the only one who is truly Rich she doesn't need the Trump name or the family her husband is loaded
ROFLMAO!!!! Jarari, we think alike. As I watched that, I thought, OH PLEASE have tRump say something like, *"KEEP TALKING!!! I'M ALMOST THERE!"* You did not disappoint!!! 👍😁👍
What Stormy told the court Trump said about Ivanka while they were getting it on is downright disturbing. Not surprising at this point, but very disturbing.
More like disown him once and for all.,.,Our failed former president trump Has probably always been A huge pervert We can't allow him back in the white house again
day after day after day-what he has done to the good people of America! just think where we would be if we didnt have to deal with this jerk every day!
Breaks his oath before God, marriage vows. Cheats on his taxes. Uses money collected for charity on himself. Doesn't pay his bills in full. Blames all his actions on others. Claims to be good. Lusts after minors and family members That sounds very Christian to me.
Don't forget his daughter-in-law as a possible fetish...she looks a lot like Alina Habba. Why would he keep that incompetent lawyer if she was not doing something more important to him?
Love the videos. You’re always spot on . Ivanka is the smartest one of his older children. She made sure through her husband that she never had to be around tRump or her brothers Eric and Don Jr.unless she so desired. I wonder how many billions of dollars Jared has gotten from the Saudi Arabia prince so far? You do great work and I always get a belly laugh from it
Ahhhh… Now it all makes sense! THIS is why he’s always flailin’ around, playin’ the air accordian!… Keepin’ his arms and hands in shape for finger lickin’, chokin’ chicken! (D’ya think the Colonel knows?)
The fact that these scenarios aren't even a joke and are you could realistic believe he did something like this is ridiculous. How can people look at this man and think he's a good person??
Ivanka is certainly no innocent bystander in that grifter family.
With parents like that what chance did she have lol, I almost feel bad for her. Almost. But eww imagine your mom or dad trying to... to you... I can't even say it.
She is the smartest thief in the family.
He's attracted to her because she's a psychopath like he is. He's still a deviant monster
And now that they've figured out the entire family can grift the Republicans in this country because it seems they are not smart enough to see what is in front of them, the Trump's will be milking the Reich until it just collapses like all his businesses.
You're right. I'm pretty sure she has lent the occasional hand to assist the family patriarch on the odd occasion.
Spot on, except the real tRump would have called her collect.
Lol!
He will have to call her collect if he gets locked up!
The collect calls are coming.
How many people will actually understand this comment?
😂
"Oh shit I was almost there!"........😂😂😂😂😂
I just couldn't stop laughing
Yeah, that was hilarious. He got off on her mean tirade. 😂😂
Isn't he limp anyway, according to AI Trump?
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We know his mind and body are shot so he’s probably limp too. 😂😂
Wahhhaaa
@@kimbybean001I guess incest helps is ed issues
Next call will be preceded by a recording:
"This is a call from an inmate at New York City Department of Correction Rikers Island jail"
💯 PC CORRECT 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Only those with low intellect or TDS think Trump will,go,to jail. Sorry to burst your delusional dreams but it isn’t happening. Did you see that rally yesterday with over 100K people there? Yeah, you saw it. 😂
@johnarreola689We know you do and it’s hilarious that you think that will happen. Trump is bout to become your president again…… sealing another 4-5 of him living rent free from in obsessed people’s heads. It is going to be great!
if only ...
Karen McDougal said he told her the same thing -- she reminded him of his daughter. I'm starting to sense a pattern here. Wonder what sick Freudian fantasies Mary Trump, the psychologist niece, would make of this. Maybe we don't need her to tell us.
It would be vomitus if she had photos.
Some say it's not video of pee pee that Putin owns. It's video of something else.
You don't need to wonder. Narcissists and wincest with Professor Sam. It's so bad he says narcissist parents should never be allowed custody.
m.ua-cam.com/video/n0Rloqu4ERE/v-deo.html&pp=ygUWcHJvZiBzYW0gVmFrbmluIGluY2VzdA%3D%3D
This shit is no joke.
It’s not rocket science to figure out this pervert’s psychology.
Trump to Stormy when they met, "You remind me of my daughter".
Right before he jumped on her I bet.
You reckon he called her Ivanka while he was pumping away with his little mushroom?
@@adamcarrey9115*While…
"Please spank me just like she does."
Stormy moaning ...yoouuu arrrrreeee olllderr than myyyyyyyy dadddddy.. what's a sicky....
What a family…
Now,they're dragging barren into it. Poor kid. No chance.
Hey, he wants to be a Republican delegate from Florida to the Republican National Convention.
So it's game on with young Mr. FAFO.
@@danwallach8826 Wouldn't it be funny if Barren becomes a delegate and chooses NOT to endorse Donald?
@Ohflipsnap I don't think he has the mental capacity to do that.
I think he has autism.
@@Maya_PinionHoping he could be like Trump’s niece (I forgot her name. Sorry.) and resist.
Sounds about right.
In one of Mary Trump's books, he called the women honey bunch. It's just disgusting.
You should see what Trump calls Ivanka in the book "Trump lost like a dog"
Exotic dancers and other exploited women often refer to their customers as 'Sweetie or Honey' because there are too many names to remember. Apparently ttump does that too.
The sad part is I don't doubt something very similar happens weekly.
Shit, I was almost there...I can"t stop laughing. Jabari Jones has a great wit.
Love the sting in the tail!! 😂
After listening to this, I have take a bath!
AI Trump is sleazy yet hilarious 😂!
😂😂😂😂
Ivanka tolerates him for the grift
To stay in his will, rather. Not that there will be much left after creditors & taxman take their share.
@@OblivionAviatorDon’t forget Melania 😉
@@jsstar76 Her, too. Yes. Chances are, though, he has left her with a specific devise ...or written her out entirely.
@@jsstar76I guarantee Melania gets less than his dream girl.
They're all disgusting people that being said Ivanka really is the only one who is truly Rich she doesn't need the Trump name or the family her husband is loaded
ROFLMAO...........dont ever stop making these
Dads that enter their daughter’s bedroom then close the door behind them. Then appear in public holding a Bible in their hand.
Ivanka, it's time you got "Caller ID" or "Call Blocker".
On second thought, maybe NOT because I love these videos.
Knowing Don, he'll "borrow" someone else's phone number to counter Ivanka's (cock) block.
Daddy's little girl.😂
ROFLMAO!!!!
Jarari, we think alike. As I watched that, I thought, OH PLEASE have tRump say something like, *"KEEP TALKING!!! I'M ALMOST THERE!"*
You did not disappoint!!!
👍😁👍
I'm certain Ivanka can describe Donald every bit as well as Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal can.
Cream of Mushroom… 🤮
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@@user-kl6ef1tn5gLol! I’m gonna hurl now!
He probably sends her pics of him in his satin PJ's
Great job, you had me rolling on the floor!
Same here 😂
So what does Drumpf tell Ivanka? “Hey honey bunch, you remind me of Karen McDougal…”
These are priceless!
Your giving scared ketchup a run for the money….👍🏻🍻😂
You're."
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OK, you win…
I failed English grammar…
But I’m sure you didn’t need an interpreter…😁
These are the best videos
Just when you thought these videos couldn't get any better !
Another wholly believable video. It's like JJ is at tRump's elbow watching it all.
Exactly. Jone's scripts are scary possible.
I never get tired of AI Trump
trump was probably wearing his satin pyjamas when he made the call
I think there is a whole other side of Tronald Dump we don’t really want to know…
She's probably actually all for it
She was probably "groomed" by Daddy Dearest from any early age.
After all the fearmongering about "AI is going to kill off humanity!", we get JJ showing us that the real plan is we'll all die laughing! OK🤣😂🤣😂
😂 loving this comment.
Dying laughing!!! Right NOW...
Brilliant!
GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These video's get better all the time.
When are you going to make some AI stuff?
Oh...that was AI? Well, you fooled me. Good one.!
What Stormy told the court Trump said about Ivanka while they were getting it on is downright disturbing. Not surprising at this point, but very disturbing.
This episode is beyond creepy.
😂
But true
Talk about a strong finish. That last line was the real money shot.
Brilliant. How'd you bug his phone?
Ivanka needs to block him.
More like disown him once and for all.,.,Our failed former president trump Has probably always been A huge pervert We can't allow him back in the white house again
*cock block
The entirety of humanity needs to block him...
thus the reason it would be better -for everyone's best interest -if he is put behind bars asap.
day after day after day-what he has done to the good people of America! just think where we would be if we didnt have to deal with this jerk every day!
Best one yet. You are a gift.
"Shit!! I was almost there!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too lol
Unfortunately, this call probably happens. 🥴🤢🤮
Again and again.... Rgr
Thank you Jabari for saying what we are all thinking.
I always laugh my azz off every time a Drumpf supporter tells me he is a representation of the Christian faith 🤣🤣🤣
Breaks his oath before God, marriage vows.
Cheats on his taxes.
Uses money collected for charity on himself.
Doesn't pay his bills in full.
Blames all his actions on others.
Claims to be good.
Lusts after minors and family members
That sounds very Christian to me.
@@julesmasseffectmusic -- never forget the sexual assaults/r@pes... it's his forté
@@julesmasseffectmusic
The Catholic Church would endorse him 👍🤣
the bible is full of daughters sleeping with their fathers.
Too bad it’s not really funny 😮😢
Sexual Deviant should be listed in his biography , writers don't forget to write it.
It wouldn’t surprise me.
closer to truth than the cult admits... or cares about.
I am both sickened and laughing at this one, I bet it takes everything for him not to touch himself around her real world. Eww, Ugh, ugh
This is so vivid, perfectly in character, and believable that you have to suspect it of being a never-reported, secret reality.
Melanistia is PERMANENTLY OUT OF TOWN!!!😂😂😂😂
Seriously surprised if she has not yet already renewed her Slovenian citizenship and is on her way out of town!
I think he sold her on the black market/dark web to cover legal fees, fines & penalties.
There's always his portrait of MTG ...
“Almost there!”… but not all here!
What are those noises lol 😂
That sounds like rump!
Ok this A.I I’m good with. Brilliant.
The REAL donald trump,
Masterpiece
Omg, this is too much. I can’t stop laughing. Keep it up JJ. 😂🤣
OK. You made me laugh!! Gotta subscribe. Keep up the good work.
Haha... still chuckling
Oh shit....I was almost there!!
You are so good. It's a secret pleasure for me. Please keep working.
Don't forget his daughter-in-law as a possible fetish...she looks a lot like Alina Habba. Why would he keep that incompetent lawyer if she was not doing something more important to him?
I think you give Ivanka too much credit.
I agree. She’s as bad as the rest of this sick family.
lmao. No guardrails here. Liked and subscribed.
You got me with this one. 😂😂😂 Mr. Pervy for real!!😂😂😂
2 minutes with Stormy. Almost a minute plus with Ivanka. You are a Master of self control, Sir............
Love the videos. You’re always spot on . Ivanka is the smartest one of his older children. She made sure through her husband that she never had to be around tRump or her brothers Eric and Don Jr.unless she so desired. I wonder how many billions of dollars Jared has gotten from the Saudi Arabia prince so far? You do great work and I always get a belly laugh from it
🤣😂🤣 HILARIOUS! I love these!
Enjoyable. Inspiring. Useful. Great video!!!
LOL...OMG, my sides are hurting !!
Jabari you are brilliant I'm a follower from UK keep it up well done
And then there's Melanoma, standing by her man.
I was almost there😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
That's where i lost it ..this is comic genius
I can't believe that and unbelievable 😹😨
Dad fucking his self 🗣️ that's bull 🐂🚫❌
Cheet 👹🪱
Classic Funny... LOL 😂😂😂😂.... Donnie Boy. Getting His Freak On ....😅😅.👍😎
You are so so bad! LOL
"I was almost there." OMG that's funny!
Great work
Dude should be a writer for South Park...absolutely top grade.
Hes even started slobbering and foaming at the mouth
So much truth right there.
100% a real phonecall
I heard a quote once: "I hate this job more than Melania hates Ivanka."
That's freaking disgusting,,, Trump wants to freak out with his own daughter...
“Shit, I was almost there”- brilliant
I'm sure the reality is much worst. This was just a casual, nice call.
Ahhhh… Now it all makes sense! THIS is why he’s always flailin’ around, playin’ the air accordian!… Keepin’ his arms and hands in shape for finger lickin’, chokin’ chicken! (D’ya think the Colonel knows?)
By far the best one yet
Sooooo Accurate! Could it have been…A Real Call? 😉
This is a good -one !
Jabari strikes again 👍👍❤️
Jabari, you are the man!
This is art imirating life
He also told Karen McDougal that she reminded him of his daughter 🤮
Keep them coming
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The fact that these scenarios aren't even a joke and are you could realistic believe he did something like this is ridiculous. How can people look at this man and think he's a good person??
...And that actually happened! 🤣😂😅🤣
One of my favourites
these videos literally fill in all the gaps LOL
IVANKA: "Are you f$#%ing wacking off right now?"
TRUMP: "No." _He pauses._ "Why, do you think I should?"