Kevonstage - I Used To Try To Get Sexy For My Wife | All Def Stand Up

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  • @VileMurk
    @VileMurk 6 років тому +2070

    this the first time I actually seen Kev... on stage

  • @sarak8996
    @sarak8996 6 років тому +299

    Those student loans are real!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @elfuego464
      @elfuego464 6 років тому +2

      Sara Kuti you gotta Pay Taxes to make Money in America , they'll get you one way our Another! It Takes money to make Money!

  • @CR38ion
    @CR38ion 6 років тому +146

    😂😂😂 I’m dead. He said stay freshly greased

  • @svddsosa7396
    @svddsosa7396 6 років тому +105

    1:49 “ the sign wasnt legible , its just greasy now “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @jahnaet8289
    @jahnaet8289 6 років тому +291

    They gave Kev a full set, while others get a two joke maximum 😂😂.

  • @jay-t1030
    @jay-t1030 6 років тому +555

    Meg voice always scares me at the end.

    • @blahblahblah3722
      @blahblahblah3722 6 років тому +9

      lol I just jumped!! 😂😂

    • @whoknew5940
      @whoknew5940 6 років тому +5

      Jay T OMG!!! I almost jumped into a sprint. 🏃‍♀️😥

    • @MrOthagr8
      @MrOthagr8 6 років тому +3

      Jay T yep I jumped

    • @ellissmith23
      @ellissmith23 6 років тому +5

      Jay T right! Sound like my mom bout tell me to go to sleep or some shit

    • @tazmine9381
      @tazmine9381 5 років тому +1

      Me too! 😆

  • @ugommaokorie1660
    @ugommaokorie1660 6 років тому +58

    "Student loans?! What do u want?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kekecanaryhxh
    @kekecanaryhxh 6 років тому +157

    😂😂😂😂😂😂not the student loans.!!! I got too excited though.!!

    • @cian2898
      @cian2898 6 років тому +3

      K Cole GIRL HE HAS ME AT MORTGAGE!!!!!

    • @msprettyyoungthing20
      @msprettyyoungthing20 4 роки тому

      He had me at gas tank on full, because when it's on full I dont know how to act especially in conjunction with my check arriving.😂

  • @xanos1982
    @xanos1982 6 років тому +210

    Give this man a netflix special COME ON MAAAN

  • @what1830
    @what1830 6 років тому +218

    Why kev whispering like a yin yang twin?

  • @T2PisGMC
    @T2PisGMC 6 років тому +47

    that last joke is way too true fam 😂

  • @KAY-fz8uu
    @KAY-fz8uu 6 років тому +150

    MEG MADE ME JUMP OUT MY SKIN

  • @godzshadow9001
    @godzshadow9001 6 років тому +55

    Kev looking like the hood 2 for $1 honey bunns all glazed up waiting for his wife!!

  • @cultrice6869
    @cultrice6869 6 років тому +603

    4 minutes? Y'all learning.

    • @kasseen
      @kasseen 6 років тому +24

      they ain't trying to show their whole sets

    • @joc1010
      @joc1010 6 років тому

      Cultrice 💯💯

    • @humblegod6474
      @humblegod6474 6 років тому +6

      Cliff Smith right but 30 seconds isn't enough

    • @WDW_BIGR3D
      @WDW_BIGR3D 4 роки тому

      Cultrice kev gave himself a full set

  • @InHzWill
    @InHzWill 6 років тому +100

    Great, now I'm gonna have MegScoop nightmares now. Be a nice peaceful dream and here comes Meg... "WASSUP YA'LL!...."

  • @Lady_Crispr
    @Lady_Crispr 6 років тому +310

    TBH I don't really know what a bitcoin is either.

    • @nahtheotherjeremy
      @nahtheotherjeremy 6 років тому +2

      its money. get some.

    • @dominicgray2187
      @dominicgray2187 6 років тому +16

      Please don’t listen to him lol, you’ll lose money at this point. I learned my lesson, don’t buy it if you don’t understand it.

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 6 років тому +24

      Dominic Gray I can barely afford the gas in my car. I'm not investing in anything.

    • @nahtheotherjeremy
      @nahtheotherjeremy 6 років тому +2

      well dont invest what you aren't willing to lose. but it definitely worth checking out. they have videos explaining it.

    • @queen2539
      @queen2539 5 років тому

      I prefer E-trade

  • @briannabryant8943
    @briannabryant8943 6 років тому +8

    Yo I am DYING 😂😂😂💀💀💀 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MAN LIVE YO 😂👌💯

  • @LawJones413
    @LawJones413 6 років тому +40

    Terrance Howard's favorite radio host: charla-mayne.

    • @SGXOXO
      @SGXOXO 6 років тому +1

      law jones He had a field day with the Terrence Howard Dad Jokes video. I was in tears lol 😂😂😂

  • @kgowins97
    @kgowins97 6 років тому +53

    Kev talking about sex is so strange lmao

  • @cl07
    @cl07 6 років тому +25

    You know your stand up was funny because they usually only play about 1 and a half mins of these. They gave Kev 5 mins!

  • @roots2gotv
    @roots2gotv 5 років тому +5

    Only problem with this is, it wasn't long enough, more please🤗😂🙋🏽‍♀️✨

  • @NatashaMajasi
    @NatashaMajasi 6 років тому +5

    Student loans? *gasp* If Sallie Mae gettin paid, You getting laid 🤣🤣

  • @LawJones413
    @LawJones413 6 років тому +16

    High key, kev has good stage presence

  • @jenarupert1359
    @jenarupert1359 6 років тому +19

    student loan payments would get me going now at 19 lmao

  • @GCT1990
    @GCT1990 6 років тому +17

    JUSES MEG!!!, you just can't come out of no where shoulders strong without warning like that lol

    • @JuiceAndLyriCAL
      @JuiceAndLyriCAL 6 років тому

      GCTFilter snake HAHAHAHA

    • @GCT1990
      @GCT1990 6 років тому +2

      JuiceAndLyriCAL glad you got that, like Head strong but I used Shoulders strong. Give it time some idiot will come out of no where saying "I don't get it".

  • @NaturalhairwithTati
    @NaturalhairwithTati 6 років тому +12

    Yes honey pay my student loans 😍😂

  • @cymbamcreynolds8838
    @cymbamcreynolds8838 6 років тому +23

    I don't even have a car but it's for sure sexy when a man makes sure you got gas in your car or knock off the snow and warm it up while you getting ready for work in the morning during winter

  • @agoodamerican614
    @agoodamerican614 6 років тому +101

    Kev using that makeshift Keith Sweat voice is the reason he got a 5 min clip...

    • @Phokyocouch
      @Phokyocouch 6 років тому +5

      Tim Haire he got a 5 min clip because he is the only one that ain’t going to say some shit that’s going to scare none “colored” people away. Plus some “NCP” can understand his humor much more clear
      Put kev on stage
      He don’t say the N word

    • @missshannonsunshine
      @missshannonsunshine 4 роки тому +1

      Kris Perkins .... he says the n word

  • @JavierMedina_52
    @JavierMedina_52 6 років тому +3

    "Student loans 💃" 😂

  • @thelowkeyspy
    @thelowkeyspy 6 років тому +55

    Damn if a girl were to pay my mortgage and fill my gas tank up!?!!? Oh lord we might end up having some more kids

    • @homs7351
      @homs7351 6 років тому +1

      XSG nope would never happen cause u be looked at as a bum or takin advantage of her cause u know that's a mans job 😒 but equality rite

    • @thelowkeyspy
      @thelowkeyspy 6 років тому +15

      HOMS ! Forgot that this is 2018 and that nobody can take a joke anymore my bad for forgetting everyone is over sensitive over the internet

    • @homs7351
      @homs7351 6 років тому +1

      XSG it's okay bro I got it even tho I wish that was actually possible in this lifetime

    • @thelowkeyspy
      @thelowkeyspy 6 років тому

      HOMS ! Yea 😩

  • @shantelhaynes4610
    @shantelhaynes4610 6 років тому +16

    So funny 😂, and true!!!!

  • @Jordan-pj1vp
    @Jordan-pj1vp 6 років тому +5

    Give this man a full set.

  • @goldenmatthews3039
    @goldenmatthews3039 6 років тому +3

    Hello Mr. Kev. . Nice and clean stage entertainment... Enjoyed it much... Thanks for sharing....🙂

  • @Orka9ty
    @Orka9ty 6 років тому +106

    I love Meg’s voice but that outro’s way too loud

    • @Frankenshein
      @Frankenshein 6 років тому +8

      MikeTran loud because the video is so quiet lol

    • @cprophetu
      @cprophetu 6 років тому

      The outro's louder than the comedian's set

  • @djb.drumming7450
    @djb.drumming7450 6 років тому +5

    Daaaaang I wish it was longer

  • @hoesonmadiq1657
    @hoesonmadiq1657 6 років тому +22

    Megs voice scared the shit outta me

    • @jv_25_4eva
      @jv_25_4eva 6 років тому

      Hoes Onmadiq 😂😂😂 me too

    • @calicliff
      @calicliff 6 років тому

      Hoes Onmadiq got me too

  • @Th3NaturalM31988
    @Th3NaturalM31988 6 років тому +5

    I LOVE THIS!!! WHOAMUHGOD!! this was too funny

  • @misterjohnson3363
    @misterjohnson3363 6 років тому +2

    "Ving Rhames in Baby Boy" hahahaha "You want some eggs..."

  • @mrdanielpriest1
    @mrdanielpriest1 6 років тому +3

    You a fool Kev 😂😂😂

  • @truththekid
    @truththekid 6 років тому +16

    finally a video that isn't 30 seconds

  • @matakiyotsusenju9730
    @matakiyotsusenju9730 6 років тому +5

    02:51 😂😂 this is how weird I am

  • @Evrenovic
    @Evrenovic 6 років тому +51

    You would think something that came from a company like "Def" that the audio would be crisp.. but no. Most of their videos have bad audio.. I actually think they are more "deaf" than "def" haha

  • @xercxes2694
    @xercxes2694 6 років тому +1

    Kevonstage on a stage 🔥

  • @hermanbooger5431
    @hermanbooger5431 6 років тому

    Kevin and Teddy Ray got the craziest laughs😄😄😄😄

  • @Hokuto_Tongi
    @Hokuto_Tongi 6 років тому +1

    Never really checked out Kev's shit. This is fucking hilarious bruh

  • @webftb2895
    @webftb2895 6 років тому

    Meg’s voice scared the hell out of me😂 it went from real quite to gunshot loud in like 0.2 seconds

  • @alienwhoissomething4990
    @alienwhoissomething4990 6 років тому +5

    Rock stars and rappers getting panties and bras thrown at them. KevOnStage gets coupons, gas bills, and rebate cards. 👍

  • @ChiefGingy
    @ChiefGingy 6 років тому

    Meg scared the shit out of me at the end lol

  • @deewright2611
    @deewright2611 6 років тому +1

    Kev talking super low and then here come Meg blowing out my eardrums 😂

  • @JovianEmpress
    @JovianEmpress 5 років тому

    When she took her hair out the wrap and shook it down 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jetlifejoe9380
    @jetlifejoe9380 6 років тому

    LMFAO Kev put something on the student loans 😂😂😂

  • @JaiStallworth
    @JaiStallworth 6 років тому

    UMMM SO WHEN ARE YOU GUYS BRINGING BACK THE BAD NEWS PHONE CALLS??! 😩 they’re my favorite

  • @PerocDisgusting
    @PerocDisgusting 6 років тому +4

    Kev had to put a gimp suit on to spice up the relationship 😂

  • @varezwhite3048
    @varezwhite3048 3 роки тому

    I heard that baby oil story and thought that woman done did stepped out on this fella. Think I got issues 🤣

  • @kamalkj8449
    @kamalkj8449 6 років тому +1

    He is too funny 😂

  • @dax421
    @dax421 6 років тому

    Hella Prayers have been answered today

  • @elliekmultimedia
    @elliekmultimedia 2 роки тому

    3:32 SAY IT LOUD FOR THE ONE'S IN THE BACK!!!!!!!!

  • @cocosjourney848
    @cocosjourney848 4 роки тому

    the end scared me... thx Meg

  • @huntermcneal1827
    @huntermcneal1827 4 роки тому

    Freshly greased!! Im hurting.

  • @totallynotthefeds
    @totallynotthefeds 5 років тому

    Jesus Christ Meg.....you scared the crap out of me at the end!!

  • @buckaroobill3077
    @buckaroobill3077 6 років тому

    This is my favorite one

  • @Jheri88
    @Jheri88 6 років тому

    Kev is hilarious 😂

  • @yungjc2
    @yungjc2 6 років тому +1

    Surprise Preg Scoop at the end.

  • @doubleagentzer0
    @doubleagentzer0 6 років тому

    I’m speaking for everyone here: WE NEED A FULL VIDEO FROM KEVONSTAGE.

  • @blackbuddhaPA
    @blackbuddhaPA 6 років тому

    Ving Rhames in Baby Boy😆 All you need is a black n mild and a tall glass of kool-aid😆

  • @angelbabe30511
    @angelbabe30511 6 років тому

    Loved it! Hilarious

  • @LinhoDemos
    @LinhoDemos 6 років тому

    This one was fire

  • @deehunter4741
    @deehunter4741 6 років тому +1

    Kev is hilarious!!!

  • @theegyptiangodfather1624
    @theegyptiangodfather1624 6 років тому

    Finally A video longer then a minute .... or am I just high !

  • @numbergurubets355
    @numbergurubets355 6 років тому

    best. one. yet.

  • @tyrekruffin2392
    @tyrekruffin2392 4 роки тому

    kev is hilarious

  • @tyrenrobinson391
    @tyrenrobinson391 6 років тому +1

    sound like some good game, imma have to remember that about the gas tank.

  • @supr3me997
    @supr3me997 6 років тому

    Kev is hilarious ❗️

  • @Jkobeboy
    @Jkobeboy 6 років тому

    I think this was the best one

  • @gabrionalexander8731
    @gabrionalexander8731 6 років тому

    UA-cam Red 1 Hour Stand Up Comedy Specials for ADD!!!!

  • @doubleopapi4456
    @doubleopapi4456 6 років тому

    Kev built like the stove he cookin on 😂😂

  • @greenapple8883
    @greenapple8883 6 років тому +36

    Wish I could hear what he's saying...

  • @NaturalhairwithTati
    @NaturalhairwithTati 6 років тому

    Netflix needs to give him a special fr

  • @germyw
    @germyw 5 років тому +1

    Oh. Kev HAS lost weight! He's smaller than this. He's hilarious!

  • @hfr8343
    @hfr8343 6 років тому

    Kev even laugh hard at his own jokes lol

  • @randialade8751
    @randialade8751 6 років тому

    This was hella funny

  • @Fiskgyrl2
    @Fiskgyrl2 6 років тому +4

    Meg calm down!

  • @RoyalSoul666
    @RoyalSoul666 6 років тому +1

    Kev! Kev! Kev!

  • @gmbugua2
    @gmbugua2 4 роки тому

    Audio of clip was low so I turned up the tube a bit. Then was assaulted by that loud ad at the end to subscribe. Whole house was startled lol

  • @preciousbrown7962
    @preciousbrown7962 3 роки тому

    I’m done with Kevonstage 😂 this man is hilarious 🤣

  • @WDW_BIGR3D
    @WDW_BIGR3D 4 роки тому

    Kev hilarious

  • @SymoneLLC
    @SymoneLLC 6 років тому

    Lol I remember when he told this story on his channel lol still funny

  • @MFBOOM100
    @MFBOOM100 6 років тому

    Man yall need to release the full version thatll be automatic views

  • @sauceghandi2799
    @sauceghandi2799 5 років тому +1

    Lmfaooooooooo I’m WEAK

  • @FunkyFox5
    @FunkyFox5 6 років тому

    Nice set

  • @oniciamuller
    @oniciamuller 6 років тому

    I'm weak 😂😂😂

  • @homs7351
    @homs7351 6 років тому

    Lol Kev u funny for real bro

  • @soupsandwich.
    @soupsandwich. 6 років тому +1

    Ok kev I see you boy

  • @GrindSacrifice
    @GrindSacrifice 6 років тому

    He actually did well ... lol

  • @blackjesuschrist5881
    @blackjesuschrist5881 6 років тому +1

    Kev and that black Ginger who's name I can't spell are the funnyest people on ADD

  • @Trustfundbaby77
    @Trustfundbaby77 6 років тому

    Kev got a preacher laugh

  • @trueblackknight8409
    @trueblackknight8409 6 років тому +1

    Kev out here speaking true facts because everybody know us men have short attention spans so even if you was having sex with a girl all night long odds is we would be thinking about something else I'll be thinking about damn why did I say this I can be playing the game right now 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @DrinkmoWater.
    @DrinkmoWater. 6 років тому +1

    Salute kevin.. !

  • @anesutheproducer
    @anesutheproducer 6 років тому +3

    Keg built like a caramel apple

  • @maryhayden7953
    @maryhayden7953 6 років тому

    I'm hungry ASF 🙌 2 SNICKERS 🍫 "HANGRY" & "SAVAGE" ON THE FRONT OF EACH SNICKERS 🍫.... 🤔DECISIONS... DECISIONS.. DEEEEEEECISIONSSSSS...😬