Binging with Babish: Dessert Dogs from The Simpsons

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    This week, we're returning to Springfield for a fan favorite tasty-fake: Marge Simpson's Oven Fresh Bake Off-winning dessert dogs. Deep fried cookie dough in a meringue bun, drizzled with cherry syrup and caramel? I can't think of a better way to torpedo those New Year's resolutions!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @JMacsAmateurKitchen
    @JMacsAmateurKitchen 5 років тому +23644

    My dream is to write a television show where the storyline doesn’t really matter but the recipes are completely ridiculous in the hopes that one day Babish has to recreate one

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 5 років тому +346

      Chef Carl.

    • @TheRealIHP
      @TheRealIHP 5 років тому +44

      Can't believe it's you!

    • @gabbydrakr3231
      @gabbydrakr3231 5 років тому +187

      So chowder 😂

    • @FTLol_
      @FTLol_ 5 років тому +105

      @@tommenno They hired a chef to provide the recipe, so most of them are likely possible.

    • @zak_is_bored1404
      @zak_is_bored1404 5 років тому +21

      I am going to mildly infuriate every one by making the like count from 365 to 366 just to start off the new year

  • @brancakes8888
    @brancakes8888 5 років тому +2030

    "I said *without* stirring"
    Me: *profuse sweating*

  • @introvertairways
    @introvertairways 5 років тому +1808

    “It’s desert, But it’s a hot dog so it’s good for you!”
    Bart’s logic makes no sense but is fantastic none the less

    • @CompassionateConnections777
      @CompassionateConnections777 5 років тому +41

      It's not a desert, it's a dessert!

    • @roidroid
      @roidroid 5 років тому +15

      Do Americans actually think that hotdogs are good for you? That was part of the joke too... right? 😦

    • @introvertairways
      @introvertairways 5 років тому +92

      roidroid that was the joke.

    • @roidroid
      @roidroid 5 років тому +7

      @@introvertairways oh thank god

    • @gabbonoo
      @gabbonoo 5 років тому +30

      @@roidroid hotdogs are good for you if youre low on salt, protein, or carbs(starving).

  • @AustrianGuy
    @AustrianGuy 4 роки тому +9387

    "It's dessert, but it's hot dog so it's good for you!"
    The literally most American thing I could ever imagine

    • @jayus6008
      @jayus6008 4 роки тому +348

      Am I American?
      Yes
      Am I gonna like this anyway?
      Yes

    • @yeetuslefetus1443
      @yeetuslefetus1443 4 роки тому +171

      abababab
      it needs to be deep fried
      then its the most american thing possible

    • @felixchen1718
      @felixchen1718 4 роки тому +49

      Yeetus Le fetus Corn dog!
      Edit: Hooold up, I just got a notification from this I know I didn’t type this...gonna have a chat with my brother

    • @maomao6023
      @maomao6023 4 роки тому +10

      There has to be something healthy in the hotdogs

    • @Snifie880
      @Snifie880 4 роки тому +34

      Yeah but theres not A ak-47 magazine in there,so im mildly disappointed

  • @narutoboy2
    @narutoboy2 5 років тому +2517

    A salt charges...
    I’m getting the cilantro

  • @Meca360QS
    @Meca360QS 5 років тому +1665

    "I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads, and it pleases me."
    Instant thumbs up.

    • @SamanthaEve2
      @SamanthaEve2 5 років тому +13

      Cratom Especially if you were actually rolling your eyes....guilty lol

    • @Jmoneylax45
      @Jmoneylax45 5 років тому +3

      Cratom I’m probably the only one who thought it was funny

    • @sketchingwithella1681
      @sketchingwithella1681 5 років тому

      @@Jmoneylax45 me too tbh xD

    • @destructiveblue
      @destructiveblue 5 років тому

      What will happen if you don't salt it?

    • @Ph4ntomSp1rit
      @Ph4ntomSp1rit 4 роки тому

      @Lovely Shooty Chaos *STOP*

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 5 років тому +10881

    Let’s be honest, we’re all watching this for when he makes them way better at the end. And then he doesn’t. My word. The betrayal.

    • @PassTheMarmalade1957
      @PassTheMarmalade1957 5 років тому +1120

      I WANTED A DESSERT DOG THAT WORKED, DAMN IT!
      But he's helping out Australia, so it's all good.

    • @ShadowStranger1999
      @ShadowStranger1999 5 років тому +85

      It's what I was hoping for.

    • @3oProductions
      @3oProductions 5 років тому +413

      This. He gets a gf and all of sudden can't make things better.

    • @mojavecourier6987
      @mojavecourier6987 5 років тому +72

      I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 5 років тому +244

      honestly the only way he could've made this better was use sponge cake instead of meringue, but im just guessing

  • @hollandkroese7427
    @hollandkroese7427 4 роки тому +2217

    I thought it said “Desert Dogs.” I saw the picture as a sliced and seasoned hot dog is a flour tortilla. Therefore I was under the impression that this was going to be a manly survival-style hot dog. Then I realized it said dessert.

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  5 років тому +6190

    I will not recreate this at home I will not recreate this at home
    I will not recreate this at home I will not recreate this at home
    I will not recreate this at home I will not recreate this at home
    I will not recreate this at home I will not recreate this
    Edit: sorry mobile users, this doesn’t land right

  • @genericnamejpg9752
    @genericnamejpg9752 5 років тому +1037

    Babish: "I don't have a catchphrase"
    Me: Tiny Whisk
    Babish, literally 2 seconds later: *"See you on the tiny whisk"*

    • @bigpaparuski
      @bigpaparuski 5 років тому +40

      Don’t forget “kosher salt”

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 5 років тому +3

      Generic Name jpg
      I read this as Tiny Whisky

    • @KhairiHamed
      @KhairiHamed 5 років тому +16

      Let the flavors get to know each other

    • @meb4224
      @meb4224 5 років тому +1

      Some variation of "we could get some at the store, but we're gonna make our own."

    • @firstnamelastname4216
      @firstnamelastname4216 5 років тому +1

      There's also Saucepen

  • @EmeraldSpirit00
    @EmeraldSpirit00 5 років тому +937

    You already have a catchphrase.
    "Let those flavors get to know each other."

    • @lailinshale
      @lailinshale 5 років тому +18

      pretty sure that's from Alton Brown

    • @relentlesslyawesomer
      @relentlesslyawesomer 5 років тому +52

      Add some kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

    • @esla1885
      @esla1885 5 років тому +89

      I believe it's "Tiny whisk to combine" the others you can hear at any cooking channel

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 5 років тому +20

      You know how fond I am of fond.

    • @train8218
      @train8218 5 років тому +12

      He stole that from Kevin from The Office. And I quote, "Everyone will to get to know each other in the pot."

  • @iwong3357
    @iwong3357 4 роки тому +1151

    "I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling to the backs of your heads and it pleases me," is Andrew's take on, "Your boos mean nothing to me! I've seen what makes you cheer!"

    • @archevenault
      @archevenault 3 роки тому +28

      We cheer for the mayo shot

    • @StrangerForever85
      @StrangerForever85 2 роки тому +3

      Actually, I just groaned. It was the kind of setup my dad would pull, and though the payoff was bad, my eye rolls are typically reserved for actual idiocy.

    • @Breeskeed
      @Breeskeed 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds Sus

    • @klashslash6919
      @klashslash6919 2 роки тому +1

      0:58 - 1:03
      Holy Aliteration Batman

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 5 років тому +624

    “A salt charges”
    Just for that, I’m never salting my caramel again.

    • @88michaelandersen
      @88michaelandersen 5 років тому +24

      Now you're just making yourself suffer for Babish's mistake.

    • @melsyoutube
      @melsyoutube 5 років тому +11

      in all honesty I hate salted caramel, so I wouldn’t have salted it anyway 😂

    • @jasonhong1998
      @jasonhong1998 5 років тому +2

      PoLiCe! Open THE DOOR NOW!

    • @Physigist
      @Physigist 5 років тому +1

      @@jasonhong1998 FBI OPEN UP!!

    • @googsfishing5836
      @googsfishing5836 5 років тому +1

      She was never seen again

  • @alphamone
    @alphamone 5 років тому +2433

    I've seen a different interpretation of "desert dog" at the baseball once. A sweet donut-style bun, a churro for the "dog", and ice-cream for the "sauce".

  • @vittoprince
    @vittoprince 5 років тому +1026

    *“...but with a striking resemblance to human s**t.”*
    I died at that part.

    • @jamesiyer4937
      @jamesiyer4937 5 років тому +4

      RIP

    • @JessyDupre
      @JessyDupre 5 років тому +3

      Up until he pointed that out I thought they looked pretty good and then I was sadly disappointed because I realized he wasn't wrong.

    • @vittoprince
      @vittoprince 5 років тому +2

      Chris Luna i will never die. the actors shall birth anew the cycle of Bonds. Bond is immortal. Bond is g o d.

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion 4 роки тому +862

    Not gonna lie, the cookie dough hot dogs look a lot more appetising when in the buns with sauce than they do on their own.

    • @athletix1239
      @athletix1239 3 роки тому +17

      You have no idea how dirty that sounds🤣

    • @BlueAversion
      @BlueAversion 3 роки тому +6

      @@athletix1239 Hmmmm. Thanks for that. I just saw it (I think) and you have a disgusting mind.

    • @calebsawyer0719
      @calebsawyer0719 3 роки тому +9

      @@BlueAversion I think the idea of making those dessert dogs actually sounds very kind of creative,
      even though the melted deep fried cookie dough hot dogs with the chips which kind
      of might rot your teeth if you bite down on them, but it still looks pretty appetizing.

    • @jojos_bizarre_fanboy
      @jojos_bizarre_fanboy 2 роки тому

      @@athletix1239 How is it Dirty?

    • @renanbernard422
      @renanbernard422 Рік тому +1

      @@jojos_bizarre_fanboytoo young

  • @triceratopstree
    @triceratopstree 5 років тому +1359

    imma be honest...
    i wont be cooking these, i just like watching you

    • @Maussiegamer
      @Maussiegamer 5 років тому

      Do the erg in a basket religious easy quick cheap and accesible for a 13 Yo

    • @apistatcommander12
      @apistatcommander12 5 років тому +10

      was anybody really planning on making these

    • @silentact1
      @silentact1 5 років тому +3

      Isn’t that why we’re here? Lol

    • @bogbogg
      @bogbogg 5 років тому

      well i mean of course... i'd be concerned if you're cooking these.

    • @SMBBM92
      @SMBBM92 5 років тому

      You don't say

  • @scene24man
    @scene24man 5 років тому +507

    “I’m going to use metric more often”
    Heh

    • @tusitc
      @tusitc 5 років тому +2

      scene24man *meth

    • @user-.--.-
      @user-.--.- 5 років тому +1

      Lol I noticed that. Another resolution broken

    • @UltimateRobot
      @UltimateRobot 5 років тому +1

      He said he was gonna do it but already messed up

  • @dischargepuddle8232
    @dischargepuddle8232 5 років тому +656

    “But I was feeling kinda lazy”
    ...I don’t think you know what lazy means my guy

    • @gepettogreco
      @gepettogreco 5 років тому +38

      "I was feeling lazy today, so I only ran 31 kilometers instead of the usual 32."
      -Babish, if this was a channel about athleticism.

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 5 років тому +14

      Babbish: man, I'm feeling lazy.
      Fans: You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

    • @kois4505
      @kois4505 5 років тому

      @@MercuryA2000 I love that movie

    • @murilog.p.1383
      @murilog.p.1383 Місяць тому +2

      He's too lazy to look it up

  • @andrewpeachey5416
    @andrewpeachey5416 5 років тому +222

    "And that's the way the babish binges."

  • @AstroFox77
    @AstroFox77 5 років тому +255

    “I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads and it pleases me”
    Damn, he felt that, so did I

    • @caraleroux2833
      @caraleroux2833 5 років тому

      I'm adding that line to my sarcasm arsenal. It's so passive aggressive and perfect for saying after a controversial statement.

    • @jc4669
      @jc4669 5 років тому

      My eyes were rolling to the back of my head before this video 😉

  • @jambroseontoast7233
    @jambroseontoast7233 5 років тому +488

    "See you on the tiny whisk."
    Imagining Babish in a wizard outfit and a top hat riding a tiny whisk into battle.

    • @Sen369
      @Sen369 5 років тому +2

      I officially need this in my life.

    • @NecromancyForKids
      @NecromancyForKids 5 років тому +1

      That would hurt

    • @cb7622
      @cb7622 5 років тому +3

      Sounds magical! All those Disney princes can go to hell.

    • @balamx2802
      @balamx2802 5 років тому +2

      Sounds like Culinary Quidditch.

    • @aaronrussell7369
      @aaronrussell7369 5 років тому +1

      I heard that as an ironic name for an enormous "tiny whisk" float in the Macy's Thanksgiving day Parade. Babish proudly waving from the handle. Oh, the majesty. The pomp. The whisk.

  • @Jayerbruh
    @Jayerbruh 3 роки тому +803

    i reckon the desert dogs would’ve been amazing if the shell was actually bread or some sort of cake

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 2 роки тому +99

      Yeah, his brioche suggestion seems like a much better idea.

    • @youtubeaccount7381
      @youtubeaccount7381 2 роки тому +41

      Or a cactus. Some desert dog this is.

    • @hotcocoabomb_
      @hotcocoabomb_ 2 роки тому +7

      @@youtubeaccount7381 a cactus would be better as the dog itself

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Рік тому +46

      I'm assuming that's what Marge meant by "meringue buns." A cake make from meringue, like a sponge cake.

    • @BabyMakR
      @BabyMakR Рік тому +2

      taco shells!!!

  • @_motho_
    @_motho_ 5 років тому +759

    When i first read this, I read it as “Desert Dog” and I was like
    Wtf is babby boi up to now..?
    AND THEN IT ONLY GOT WORSE

  • @noc1211
    @noc1211 5 років тому +310

    “I’ll binge you ’til I Babish you.”
    Is that a threat or a promise?

  • @Aramis419
    @Aramis419 5 років тому +2837

    “A salt charges.”
    You know when people find dad jokes funny?
    When they become aparent.

  • @macdjord
    @macdjord 4 роки тому +3398

    "Profits will go to Australian firefighters." Oh, yeah, January, when a country burning down was the biggest disaster of the year...

    • @TessiSue
      @TessiSue 4 роки тому +84

      I thought the same. Oh my sweet summer child!

    • @xXSinForLifeXx
      @xXSinForLifeXx 4 роки тому +18

      Corona virus was already here by January ...

    • @macdjord
      @macdjord 4 роки тому +228

      @@xXSinForLifeXx Yeah but it was just 'That new disease in China people are worried about'; it wasn't an international emergency yet.

    • @OscarHanzely
      @OscarHanzely 4 роки тому +14

      Little did he knew ...

    • @miss_daisy4925
      @miss_daisy4925 4 роки тому +75

      I forgot that even happened this year and i live in Australia

  • @MxMattieRose
    @MxMattieRose 5 років тому +965

    You have a catchphrase: “Let those flavors get to know each other.”

    • @theofficiallongggchicken1734
      @theofficiallongggchicken1734 5 років тому +37

      And tiny whisk

    • @jthebigcheese
      @jthebigcheese 5 років тому +5

      No my catchphrase is "I hate Monday's

    • @edgarzavala8416
      @edgarzavala8416 5 років тому +4

      kosher salt

    • @dasky17
      @dasky17 5 років тому +16

      Babish catchphrases:
      “Add a pinch of kosher salt”
      “But, I think we can do better.”

    • @mariabobia69
      @mariabobia69 5 років тому +5

      Tylor Miranda i mean other chefs have catchphrases that are already things people say

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +412

    “I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads and it pleases me.”
    I love you, Babish. 😂❤️

  • @SliceOhBread
    @SliceOhBread 5 років тому +191

    4:48 Chaotic Neutral
    “I can collectively feel all your eyes rolling...it pleases me”

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 5 років тому

      Chaotic Neutrals aren't as bad as many people make them out to be.

    • @Chris-P.-Bacon-III
      @Chris-P.-Bacon-III 5 років тому

      @@Orange_Swirl steal a few cheap things (like rations, vials, or ) from the merchant when he's completely oblivious, but curb stomp the thief who tries to take the merchant's hard-earned gold

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 5 років тому

      @@Chris-P.-Bacon-III You got it! Kind of reminds me of Aladdin, actually.

  • @thatirishgamer1815
    @thatirishgamer1815 5 років тому +1058

    "All profits are going to Australia."
    *Everyone Liked That.*

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 5 років тому +3

      ThatIrishGamer funny

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 5 років тому +5

      Except New Zealand

    • @TheRealIHP
      @TheRealIHP 5 років тому +3

      Even tho, there are so many horrible insects, atleast the aninals are cute af, we should donate the money for tge australian fires.

    • @Asparay
      @Asparay 5 років тому +6

      @@TheRealIHP Yeah insects are important too. It's a generally bad situation down here.

    • @hightiermeme6015
      @hightiermeme6015 5 років тому

      Oh man ..to Australia.. just Australia

  • @nkdavy
    @nkdavy 5 років тому +1271

    Babish: aSALT charges
    Me: Rolls eyes
    Babish: I can actually feel all your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads and it pleases me
    Me: and you scared the shit out of me

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 5 років тому +6

      *rolls

    • @ShinyGaara65
      @ShinyGaara65 5 років тому +33

      I think you mean he just scared the deep-fried chocolate chip cookie dough out of you.

    • @nkdavy
      @nkdavy 5 років тому +2

      ShinyGaara65 im dead 😂😂

    • @MazHem
      @MazHem 5 років тому +9

      I didn't roll my eyes, I did finger guns 👉🏽👉🏽

    • @djbighomiesquatz
      @djbighomiesquatz 5 років тому +2

      ME

  • @sepehr_moghani
    @sepehr_moghani 5 років тому +55

    As a Western Australian citizen and a longtime fan of the show, I wanted to say thank you. I love you, bro. Thank you for your kindness and generosity.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 5 років тому

      .

    • @OneSneakySloth
      @OneSneakySloth 5 років тому +3

      Actually ... we've had some pretty bad ones.
      We got cut off from the rest of Aus for a while there. Plus, as well as dealing with our fires, some of our volunteers have gone over to help the eastern state fire services.
      It's gonna be a long fire season.

    • @amelia5933
      @amelia5933 5 років тому +2

      My town got hit pretty hard in Western Australia, petrol station blew up and our national park is gone

    • @CatAussieCanadian
      @CatAussieCanadian 5 років тому +1

      @Mr Kemp dude chill out

  • @AccusedJ
    @AccusedJ 2 роки тому +42

    Growing up in Massachusetts, there was/still is this dessert called a “Cool Dog” which is a cake batter bun, vanilla ice cream in the shape of a hot dog, topped with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and rainbow sprinkles. It was like a sundae you could eat with one hand

    • @Starrylyra47
      @Starrylyra47 6 місяців тому

      That sounds amazing during this heat wave

  • @GodlikePoet
    @GodlikePoet 5 років тому +136

    "I almost managed to eat a whole dog before I realised what I was doing and stopped."
    😂😂😂

  • @KeatonX92
    @KeatonX92 5 років тому +386

    "[...] a wire whisk to whip the whites into a foamy frenzy."
    I feel like this line is underappreciated. I enjoyed the witty wordplay.

    • @dazykuri
      @dazykuri 5 років тому +4

      barz

    • @RedJohnO22
      @RedJohnO22 5 років тому +1

      Twas tittilatingly tart
      And smoothly sequenced.

    • @human50centipede88
      @human50centipede88 5 років тому

      more like cringe

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 років тому

      @@human50centipede88 haha you tell em bryson

    • @voidremoved
      @voidremoved 5 років тому

      Oh yeah...I enjoyed holding a stiff peak

  • @oddprimemusic
    @oddprimemusic 5 років тому +400

    I miss when you used to make the screen-accurate version, then make it again your own way. I loved getting to see how your mind worked and how your ingenuity in the kitchen could elevate joke food items into actual cuisine. It's cool seeing you bring something to life, but it's truly awesome when you make it YOURS.

    • @stuv1996
      @stuv1996 5 років тому +26

      Agreed. I love him but the two version way was pretty awesome.

    • @BlackGirlLovesAnime6
      @BlackGirlLovesAnime6 5 років тому +5

      @@lucinda.g yea and wasted a bunch of food

    • @mandieeXD
      @mandieeXD 5 років тому +4

      this one is screen accurate? he did exactly what marge did. what did you want different?

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 5 років тому +7

      @@mandieeXD yes but he usually makes another version that tries to improve on the screen-accurate version, because most scriptwriters are not cooks and the ingredient combos sound better than they taste

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th 5 років тому +7

      He only does it when the food item is terrible. He did it again recently with the Turturkeykey from How I Met Your Mother.
      These things apparently were pretty good.

  • @the-one-bg
    @the-one-bg 4 роки тому +36

    I’d like to see this revisited where Babish makes a dessert dog with whatever ingredients he wants. I feel maybe a donut or cake bun with some sort of cookie sausage or something.

    • @AWESOMEjeff654r
      @AWESOMEjeff654r Рік тому +1

      5 bucks says this becomes a botched by episode

  • @ethandyson6070
    @ethandyson6070 5 років тому +316

    "Lest you wish to be brought up on _a-salt_ charges."
    Well damn, that was quick. The guys already a dad.

  • @marcosromero7216
    @marcosromero7216 5 років тому +406

    You should make the lightning mushroom from “Ratatouille”

  • @bananasaging3946
    @bananasaging3946 5 років тому +91

    "Keep cooking, i will if you will"
    Babish (2020)
    Most iconic line everr in addition to " see you in the tiny whisk" hahaha

  • @N_Oscar
    @N_Oscar 4 роки тому +98

    When he says “hey you stuck around” and you just click off the video.

  • @Joey10toes
    @Joey10toes 5 років тому +355

    As an Australian who has people I know, that are being affected by the fires, huge thank you for even thinking about it, let alone raising money for it. You are the best!

    • @JeweledNebula
      @JeweledNebula 5 років тому +4

      Hopefully those people are doing okay, and if you are potentially going to be in any danger, stay safe as best you can mate. Best wishes to you and those people you mentioned!

    • @squadie1
      @squadie1 5 років тому +4

      Corin Miranda thank you for the kind words

    • @QUACKHEAD23GAMING
      @QUACKHEAD23GAMING 5 років тому

      Bro I’m Australian and I don’t give a fuck about the fires let them burn Honslty the country needs to burn that means new life healthier plants more trees growing through fuck the animals it just means fresh cooked meat for the natives and only a couple people have died who cares about the animals a quake doe all the time people die aswell all the time

    • @galileaia
      @galileaia 5 років тому

      WHITEHALL GAMING AND VLOGGING Wtf is your problem...

    • @thornstrikesback
      @thornstrikesback 5 років тому +2

      @@QUACKHEAD23GAMING I don't know if you're taking the piss or being serious.... Either way your comment is the most disgusting thing I have ever read about my country. You can't be Australian, because no Aussie would ever say that (joking or not) about our beautiful country, our beautiful animals and beautiful people. Yeah.. I know fires regenerate plant life but this is not about that. You're just a troll looking for some sort of response... So this is my response..... You're a dickhead.! And I've seen your channel, your just a kid looking for attention.... Go eat some more spicy corn chips you pussy.... Because that's never been done before on UA-cam.

  • @insanimegamer
    @insanimegamer 5 років тому +1208

    "These look nothing like hotdogs."
    me, who genuinely thought he was doing another hotdog episode at the beginning because I misread "dessert" as "desert" and thought the thumbnail looked like an actual hotdog: haha..... yeah.... nothing like one...

    • @idbeapunk
      @idbeapunk 5 років тому +25

      Yo, trans dyslexic club unite

    • @insanimegamer
      @insanimegamer 5 років тому +11

      @@idbeapunk eyyyyy!

    • @Sharkbait745
      @Sharkbait745 5 років тому +8

      Oh good wasn't just me

    • @Hamal69
      @Hamal69 5 років тому +4

      I read it wrong too

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 5 років тому +7

      I thought it was desert dog as in hot dog made of taco materials.
      Thought he was gonna make his own hot dogs again

  • @nicn.8195
    @nicn.8195 5 років тому +1095

    Me, having a bad day: 😔
    Babish: "saucepn"
    Me: 😁

  • @FakeNews69
    @FakeNews69 4 роки тому +5

    4:47 Dear Babish, please never change.
    - literally everyone

  • @AMF3613
    @AMF3613 5 років тому +195

    I will never forgive him for not making a Babish version.

    • @blonk182
      @blonk182 5 років тому +1

      Lazy Otaku same here.

    • @IS0LAT0R
      @IS0LAT0R 5 років тому +1

      is that a jojo reference?

    • @idiotmonkey12
      @idiotmonkey12 5 років тому +2

      I think he just couldn’t make it better. That’s how I interpret it.

    • @spankosaurus
      @spankosaurus 5 років тому +2

      @@idiotmonkey12 he said if he did it he would use a brioche bun tho

  • @JoshuaWeissman
    @JoshuaWeissman 5 років тому +143

    You had me at cookie-dog.

  • @ishtara9470
    @ishtara9470 5 років тому +1222

    "With striking resemblance to human shit."
    Uh.
    Innocence died the moment he mentioned that. I thought it look just like a cooked sausage. He's a horrible, horrible person.

    • @lancerhalsey4816
      @lancerhalsey4816 5 років тому +23

      I was taking a dump when that happened.
      Lesson learned here is long brown dough may invoke awful imagination, thus should be treated carefully.

    • @colina1330
      @colina1330 5 років тому +15

      @@lancerhalsey4816 Hahahahah imagine all the people who watched this on the toilet and then paused the video to compare.

    • @esla1885
      @esla1885 5 років тому +4

      I was happily like "Hotdog" and then he said

    • @mrdanthesnowman
      @mrdanthesnowman 5 років тому +2

      I just want him to say saucepan normally

    • @emzlouise4736
      @emzlouise4736 5 років тому

      Yuuna Arita I thought it looked like a battered sausage so until that moment I was impressed LOL

  • @Heidishauls
    @Heidishauls 4 роки тому +19

    4:55 "…1/2 tsp of kosher salt…"
    *proceeds to add a container-and-a-half of kosher salt*

  • @Scissorhead6
    @Scissorhead6 5 років тому +147

    All this shows me is how incredible Marge was as a housewife and cook and was not appreciated by her family enough. She put a lot if work into those dessert dogs.

  • @NoOne-py5or
    @NoOne-py5or 5 років тому +92

    "I can feel your eyes rolling" GET OUT OF MY HEAD

  • @autumnh2233
    @autumnh2233 4 роки тому +1473

    THIS MAN SAID THE WORDS "AS-SALT CHARGES" AND I UNCONSCIOUSLY ROLLED MY EYES AND THEN HE REALLY CAME FOR MY WHOLE LIFE AND STRAIGHT CALLED ME OUT FOR IT WOW

    • @bdpelite1028
      @bdpelite1028 4 роки тому +62

      That’s one of the whitest things I ever heard

    • @spacecore2972
      @spacecore2972 4 роки тому +4

      wait what

    • @autumnh2233
      @autumnh2233 4 роки тому +2

      @@spacecore2972 what what

    • @bdpelite1028
      @bdpelite1028 4 роки тому +2

      Autumn Hodge Maybe idk

    • @binkus2171
      @binkus2171 4 роки тому +38

      @@bdpelite1028 why does everything become a racial thing??

  • @thetwistedsamurai
    @thetwistedsamurai 4 роки тому +36

    The way Homer said he loves Marge was so genuinely pure.

  • @willowdrakon
    @willowdrakon 5 років тому +46

    "Before using a whire whisp to whip the whites" 0:58
    I live you babish

    • @Pyroscity
      @Pyroscity 6 місяців тому

      a h-wire h-wisp

  • @tsukiawase
    @tsukiawase 5 років тому +80

    Young homer: i love you unconditionally
    Marge: makes dessert hotdog
    Homer 20 years later: I think i love you

  • @System509
    @System509 5 років тому +449

    I see he’s already given up on doing Celsius

    • @sigrubttam
      @sigrubttam 5 років тому +10

      LOL i had already forgotten that he said he was gonna do that.

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 5 років тому +2

      Its easier to adapt if you have to like say if you move to another country.

    • @gabrielb5387
      @gabrielb5387 5 років тому +3

      yeah it's sad :(

  • @jonathanknudsen4120
    @jonathanknudsen4120 3 роки тому +7

    “These kind of unfortunate looking shapes” that got a chuckle out of me.

  • @fricka4798
    @fricka4798 5 років тому +73

    "I almost managed to eat a whole dog before I realized what I was doing and stopped."

    • @charizardoreo
      @charizardoreo 5 років тому +2

      Yeah those are probably filled with saturated fat and sugar

    • @aquafyre99
      @aquafyre99 5 років тому +2

      "probably"

    • @cameronredburn5063
      @cameronredburn5063 5 років тому +2

      fricka man out of context that sounds so much different

  • @damo6468
    @damo6468 5 років тому +177

    When you mentioned donating to Australian firefight efforts and a second book tour, I was hoping it would be an Australian book tour. But thank you for your generosity, the fires are insanely bad and every little bit is going to help.

    • @spookybroccoli3919
      @spookybroccoli3919 5 років тому +3

      He probably wouldn't be able to get everywhere because of the fires if he did. It'd be awesome tho

    • @evvte
      @evvte 5 років тому +3

      @@spookybroccoli3919 nah he would be able to visit most major cities, it's mostly more rural areas that are on fire, still really bad.

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 5 років тому +1

      The last thing Australia needs is more flammable things.

    • @13nielsbri
      @13nielsbri 5 років тому

      @@itchykami no what they need are less arsonists.

  • @Glowstick48
    @Glowstick48 5 років тому +183

    “Asalt charges” lmao this why is why I watch this show

  • @Skellitor301_VA
    @Skellitor301_VA 4 роки тому +11

    "I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively roll into the back of your heads, and it pleases me."
    Absolute Chad XD

  • @Drawing_Gaming_Nerd
    @Drawing_Gaming_Nerd 5 років тому +67

    “Keep cooking, I will if you will”
    -Babish 2020
    Donut Steel

  • @4nn13h7
    @4nn13h7 5 років тому +133

    Just when I think this guy couldn’t get any cooler, he goes and donates his proceeds to the Australian fire service ❤️👍👍

    • @EntertainmentCheese2022
      @EntertainmentCheese2022 5 років тому +2

      Myself in Tasmania, the TFS (Tasmanian Fire Service, the Western Australia Fire Service, And basically ALL of the land down under, thank Andrew 'Binging With Babish' Rea

    • @AM_ended
      @AM_ended 5 років тому +1

      Third-ed from NSW (Hawkesbury/Bilpin native here); thankyou so so much Andrew! You made me choke-tf-up. Much love ❤️❤️❤️

  • @pebsopod3431
    @pebsopod3431 5 років тому +1258

    Anybody like cheese?

    • @nimex89
      @nimex89 5 років тому +12

      that would be a epic April 1st

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 5 років тому +19

      JUST PISS IN A CUP AND COOK IT
      Edit: this guys original comment was about making ur own water

    • @MinecraftManager
      @MinecraftManager 5 років тому +7

      @@Its_Me_Romano BEAR GRILLS? IS THAT YOU?

    • @OKANGUVEN99
      @OKANGUVEN99 5 років тому +1

      and freshly ground pepper, non store bought shredded cheese is optional

    • @mykieislost
      @mykieislost 5 років тому

      Lmao ppl say the same kind of jokes about that Joshua dude

  • @matthewwatson3135
    @matthewwatson3135 4 роки тому +4

    "I can actually feel all of your collective eyes rolling in the back of your heads and it pleases me" is one of the best lines I have ever heard.

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 5 років тому +208

    “Who writes this stuff?” **looks up who wrote the episode** Thanks Matt Selman

  • @apocryphalbebop
    @apocryphalbebop 5 років тому +62

    *Excited Babish:* "Hey you stuck around"
    *My Cursor, over the close tab button:* _I'm sorry, Little One_

  • @tomopeth
    @tomopeth 5 років тому +68

    Damn, I was waiting for the "improved Babish version", until I realised there was no second part of the video

    • @jackblack3718
      @jackblack3718 5 років тому +6

      The improved version would probably just be this but with the bun replaced with a more manageable baking treat

  • @Polkaknot
    @Polkaknot 4 роки тому +20

    Deep fried cookie dough sounds great! Perhaps placing it on a meringue nest or using it as a surprise layer in cheese cake *or* making small flakes and putting it on ice-cream would be nice!

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +219

    _"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done done anything at all."_
    *~ Matt Groening*

    • @cogniferous2537
      @cogniferous2537 5 років тому +12

      Did he say done twice in the quote?

    • @TheMajinHermit
      @TheMajinHermit 5 років тому +4

      Nah that was God in futurama

    • @JonesBrothersProductionsiac
      @JonesBrothersProductionsiac 5 років тому

      @@cogniferous2537 Apparantly.

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 5 років тому +1

      +poison pen Oh, so you’re so pally-pally with Jeffery Epstein that you call him “Jeff”?

    • @MartinMartinez-uw9ox
      @MartinMartinez-uw9ox 5 років тому

      @@TheMajinHermit haha, it was. But he created Futurama, so it's valid I guess?

  • @nicwatkins1737
    @nicwatkins1737 5 років тому +202

    “Before using a whire wisk to whip the wites”

  • @Froodrook
    @Froodrook 5 років тому +433

    "I wonder if Binging with Babish has any episodes on the Simpsons"
    I open up youtube and there's one on Marge's dessert dogs on the front page...
    And it's brand new...
    Babish confirmed CIA.

    • @creativepseudonym9872
      @creativepseudonym9872 5 років тому +18

      The Cooking Ingenuity Agency.

    • @Jupiterninja95
      @Jupiterninja95 5 років тому +2

      Just subscribe already 😂

    • @tomjones6944
      @tomjones6944 5 років тому +1

      Considering the time time it would take to shoot and edit, I feel like it's just that the simpsons are great and maybe he's seen a few extra episodes since they went up on stream a month ago ( I have :D ) . Please don't forget to check if the book tour is rolling near you and buy yourself a ticket !

    • @coreflakes
      @coreflakes 5 років тому +3

      Dont forget the -un- healthy af moon waffles

  • @prophethades3285
    @prophethades3285 4 роки тому +94

    “But with a striking resemblance to human sh*t” 🤣🤣

    • @Umbojug
      @Umbojug 4 роки тому +6

      I too watched the video, no need to repeat what he said

    • @albinocyclopse9952
      @albinocyclopse9952 3 роки тому

      @@Umbojug nah that quote needed special attention

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 3 роки тому

      @@Umbojug I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that so much. Like yes, I too watched the video. You don't have to say what they already said unless you have something to add.

    • @Umbojug
      @Umbojug 3 роки тому

      @@albinocyclopse9952 it’s a joke. If you were at a stand up show, and you heard a funny joke, would you get up and repeat it?

    • @VCRK888
      @VCRK888 3 роки тому +1

      @@Umbojug why are there always people like you

  • @MissBriya
    @MissBriya 4 роки тому +261

    Currently not doing the best and I’m “binging” binging with babish videos and it’s getting me through, Thankyou.

    • @rvrmdude
      @rvrmdude 4 роки тому +3

      My favorite episode is the eggscellent challenge.

    • @9206156175
      @9206156175 4 роки тому +7

      Hey I hope you're doing better! 😊

    • @maddieeffler6362
      @maddieeffler6362 3 роки тому +3

      I hope you're doing better!

  • @Chemeleon15
    @Chemeleon15 5 років тому +271

    For fluffier “buns” you could’ve piped the meringue onto the mold with a wide round tip.
    OR piped it freehand starting with the bottom of the bun and adding walls in a sorta U shape.
    Your cherry catchup probably needed some sort of vinegar as well to make it stand out.

  • @kezibaker2001
    @kezibaker2001 5 років тому +61

    as someone who lives in Australia this means a lot 💖💖💖

    • @WaWestie
      @WaWestie 5 років тому +3

      Same here honestly it was really heartwarming, i've had some fires burning about 20km from my land and it's pretty scary. I can't imagine how broken some people in nsw and more damaged areas are and i can't believe how negligent scott morrison has been about it.

  • @mythirdchannel
    @mythirdchannel 4 роки тому +3

    Good on ya for donating to Australian firefighters :D I really appreciate that you're using the platform you've been given to do more good in the world, in the lives of individuals and for communities.

  • @icecube7685
    @icecube7685 5 років тому +100

    Babish: Does a book tour and donates money to Australian wildfires
    **Everyone likes that**

    • @thomrik
      @thomrik 5 років тому

      Why would he donate to the fires? Wildfires dont use money, they don't even have pockets

    • @missviolet7877
      @missviolet7877 5 років тому

      Thomas Rikelme it's going towards the firefighters (many who are volunteers), recovery effort for the victims and to help thousands of animals that have been displaced.

    • @thomrik
      @thomrik 5 років тому

      @@missviolet7877 it's a joke

  • @Neko-gm1zp
    @Neko-gm1zp 4 роки тому +148

    “A hwhire hwhisk to hwhip the hwhites...” 🤣

    • @snowbird408
      @snowbird408 3 роки тому

      Wut?

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 3 роки тому

      @@snowbird408
      It is making fun of the pronunciation. Babish emphasises his hs.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 років тому +378

    "Hey baby I hear the blues a calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs "

  • @ChevySilverado-xo6dq
    @ChevySilverado-xo6dq 4 роки тому +24

    My guy made a dessert glizzy and embraced it

  • @Acminy
    @Acminy 5 років тому +7

    As an Aussie, thank you for your generosity. It's so incredibly heartbreaking what's going on here, with the loss of lives, animals and bushland.

  • @ben_hell4437
    @ben_hell4437 5 років тому +14

    4:44 a salt charges. I love puns, so when you said that a big grin overtook my face

  • @IkeanCrusader1013
    @IkeanCrusader1013 5 років тому +32

    "I almost managed to eat a whole dog before I realized what I was doing and stopped"
    *h m m m m*

  • @bayramayvazov3017
    @bayramayvazov3017 4 роки тому +82

    ayo he got the desert glizzy

  • @jonathanwalters7302
    @jonathanwalters7302 5 років тому +29

    “Tiny whisk until next time”
    You’re welcome.
    Also you’ve got to come the UK on the book tour!

  • @maximilianb7722
    @maximilianb7722 5 років тому +35

    "It's dessert, but it's also like a hot dog, so it's good for you!"
    Bart Simpson

  • @anubis.monster
    @anubis.monster 5 років тому +34

    I actually rolled my eyes at the a salt joke, and cackled out loud when you called me out. I love your videos. 💜

  • @KhanChance
    @KhanChance 4 роки тому +4

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate andrew/babish for putting his book talk at the end of the video

  • @pantherisboss94
    @pantherisboss94 5 років тому +232

    K now he needs to do “tossed salads and scrambled eggs” from his old intro 💀

    • @Fyrebrand18
      @Fyrebrand18 5 років тому +21

      Why stop there? He should do Tossed salad scrambled eggs.

    • @chilibreath
      @chilibreath 5 років тому +5

      Andrew: (practicising) Salad your toss and egg your scrambles! I mean...salad toss and egg scram! Gah! Toss those salads and scramble your eggs!

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 5 років тому +10

      They're calling again?

    • @JohnGarrettHudson
      @JohnGarrettHudson 5 років тому +3

      I watched that episode. All you could hear was the blues a-callin.

  • @dvnnyphvntxm
    @dvnnyphvntxm 5 років тому +21

    i cackled at the fact that you really called us out on rolling our eyes back, and the fact i heard you say that right after i rolled em was perfect timing💀

  • @vamp4aligirl
    @vamp4aligirl 5 років тому +62

    "Looking just like everything served at the Texas State Fair." As someone who lives there and visits it every year, you nailed it perfectly.

  • @nanobean576
    @nanobean576 4 роки тому +7

    0:24 its desert but its hot dog so its good for you LMFAOOOO

  • @snoopyxcore
    @snoopyxcore 5 років тому +20

    Babish (surprised tone): Hey, you stuck around!
    Me (blank face, monotone): I always fully watch BWB.

  • @tsukiawase
    @tsukiawase 5 років тому +9

    "i can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling it the back of your heads and it pleases me."

  • @misssabina235
    @misssabina235 5 років тому +57

    Your catch phrase is : " don't forget to stir till homogenized"

  • @asafshahar1513
    @asafshahar1513 4 роки тому +1

    ill quote one of homer simpson's lines and say:babish i think i love u (for creating that irl)

  • @sethburro6031
    @sethburro6031 4 роки тому +67

    I actually love how you mythbusters-esque do the actual recipe and then the best way without deviating away from the original. I especially love how you take all these serious. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes.

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 5 років тому +125

    "and I almost managed to eat a whole dog before I realized what I was doing and stopped"
    why? It's dessert.... but it's hotdog so it's good for you!