Binging with Babish: Dessert Dogs from The Simpsons

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    This week, we're returning to Springfield for a fan favorite tasty-fake: Marge Simpson's Oven Fresh Bake Off-winning dessert dogs. Deep fried cookie dough in a meringue bun, drizzled with cherry syrup and caramel? I can't think of a better way to torpedo those New Year's resolutions!
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  • @JMacsAmateurKitchen
    @JMacsAmateurKitchen 4 роки тому +23084

    My dream is to write a television show where the storyline doesn’t really matter but the recipes are completely ridiculous in the hopes that one day Babish has to recreate one

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 4 роки тому +340

      Chef Carl.

    • @TheRealIHP
      @TheRealIHP 4 роки тому +44

      Can't believe it's you!

    • @gabbydrakr3231
      @gabbydrakr3231 4 роки тому +178

      So chowder 😂

    • @FTLol_
      @FTLol_ 4 роки тому +103

      @@tommenno They hired a chef to provide the recipe, so most of them are likely possible.

    • @zak_is_bored1404
      @zak_is_bored1404 4 роки тому +21

      I am going to mildly infuriate every one by making the like count from 365 to 366 just to start off the new year

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  4 роки тому +5955

    I will not recreate this at home I will not recreate this at home
    I will not recreate this at home I will not recreate this at home
    I will not recreate this at home I will not recreate this at home
    I will not recreate this at home I will not recreate this
    Edit: sorry mobile users, this doesn’t land right

  • @Austrian_Butcher
    @Austrian_Butcher 4 роки тому +9158

    "It's dessert, but it's hot dog so it's good for you!"
    The literally most American thing I could ever imagine

    • @jayus6008
      @jayus6008 4 роки тому +350

      Am I American?
      Yes
      Am I gonna like this anyway?
      Yes

    • @yeetuslefetus1443
      @yeetuslefetus1443 3 роки тому +167

      abababab
      it needs to be deep fried
      then its the most american thing possible

    • @felixchen1718
      @felixchen1718 3 роки тому +49

      Yeetus Le fetus Corn dog!
      Edit: Hooold up, I just got a notification from this I know I didn’t type this...gonna have a chat with my brother

    • @maomao6023
      @maomao6023 3 роки тому +10

      There has to be something healthy in the hotdogs

    • @Snifie880
      @Snifie880 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah but theres not A ak-47 magazine in there,so im mildly disappointed

  • @hollandkroese7427
    @hollandkroese7427 4 роки тому +2075

    I thought it said “Desert Dogs.” I saw the picture as a sliced and seasoned hot dog is a flour tortilla. Therefore I was under the impression that this was going to be a manly survival-style hot dog. Then I realized it said dessert.

  • @narutoboy2
    @narutoboy2 4 роки тому +2165

    A salt charges...
    I’m getting the cilantro

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 4 роки тому +10724

    Let’s be honest, we’re all watching this for when he makes them way better at the end. And then he doesn’t. My word. The betrayal.

    • @PassTheMarmalade1957
      @PassTheMarmalade1957 4 роки тому +1101

      I WANTED A DESSERT DOG THAT WORKED, DAMN IT!
      But he's helping out Australia, so it's all good.

    • @ShadowStranger1999
      @ShadowStranger1999 4 роки тому +83

      It's what I was hoping for.

    • @3oProductions
      @3oProductions 4 роки тому +408

      This. He gets a gf and all of sudden can't make things better.

    • @mojavecourier6987
      @mojavecourier6987 4 роки тому +71

      I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 4 роки тому +239

      honestly the only way he could've made this better was use sponge cake instead of meringue, but im just guessing

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion 3 роки тому +846

    Not gonna lie, the cookie dough hot dogs look a lot more appetising when in the buns with sauce than they do on their own.

    • @athletix1239
      @athletix1239 3 роки тому +16

      You have no idea how dirty that sounds🤣

    • @BlueAversion
      @BlueAversion 2 роки тому +7

      @@athletix1239 Hmmmm. Thanks for that. I just saw it (I think) and you have a disgusting mind.

    • @calebsawyer0719
      @calebsawyer0719 2 роки тому +9

      @@BlueAversion I think the idea of making those dessert dogs actually sounds very kind of creative,
      even though the melted deep fried cookie dough hot dogs with the chips which kind
      of might rot your teeth if you bite down on them, but it still looks pretty appetizing.

    • @jojos_bizarre_fanboy
      @jojos_bizarre_fanboy Рік тому

      @@athletix1239 How is it Dirty?

    • @renanbernard422
      @renanbernard422 11 місяців тому +1

      @@jojos_bizarre_fanboytoo young

  • @Jayerbruh
    @Jayerbruh 3 роки тому +764

    i reckon the desert dogs would’ve been amazing if the shell was actually bread or some sort of cake

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 2 роки тому +95

      Yeah, his brioche suggestion seems like a much better idea.

    • @youtubeaccount7381
      @youtubeaccount7381 Рік тому +38

      Or a cactus. Some desert dog this is.

    • @hotcocoabomb_
      @hotcocoabomb_ Рік тому +6

      @@youtubeaccount7381 a cactus would be better as the dog itself

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Рік тому +42

      I'm assuming that's what Marge meant by "meringue buns." A cake make from meringue, like a sponge cake.

    • @BabyMakR
      @BabyMakR 11 місяців тому +2

      taco shells!!!

  • @introvertairways6380
    @introvertairways6380 4 роки тому +1607

    “It’s desert, But it’s a hot dog so it’s good for you!”
    Bart’s logic makes no sense but is fantastic none the less

    • @CompassionateConnections777
      @CompassionateConnections777 4 роки тому +38

      It's not a desert, it's a dessert!

    • @roidroid
      @roidroid 4 роки тому +13

      Do Americans actually think that hotdogs are good for you? That was part of the joke too... right? 😦

    • @introvertairways6380
      @introvertairways6380 4 роки тому +86

      roidroid that was the joke.

    • @roidroid
      @roidroid 4 роки тому +7

      @@introvertairways6380 oh thank god

    • @gabbonoo
      @gabbonoo 4 роки тому +28

      @@roidroid hotdogs are good for you if youre low on salt, protein, or carbs(starving).

  • @brancakes8888
    @brancakes8888 4 роки тому +1951

    "I said *without* stirring"
    Me: *profuse sweating*

  • @javierherrera9683
    @javierherrera9683 Рік тому +30

    5:42 "a striking resemblance to human ####" man that part was most likely my favorite

  • @iwong3357
    @iwong3357 3 роки тому +1103

    "I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling to the backs of your heads and it pleases me," is Andrew's take on, "Your boos mean nothing to me! I've seen what makes you cheer!"

    • @archevenault
      @archevenault 2 роки тому +27

      We cheer for the mayo shot

    • @StrangerForever85
      @StrangerForever85 2 роки тому +3

      Actually, I just groaned. It was the kind of setup my dad would pull, and though the payoff was bad, my eye rolls are typically reserved for actual idiocy.

    • @Breeskeed
      @Breeskeed 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds Sus

    • @klashslash6919
      @klashslash6919 Рік тому +1

      0:58 - 1:03
      Holy Aliteration Batman

  • @Meca360QS
    @Meca360QS 4 роки тому +1576

    "I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads, and it pleases me."
    Instant thumbs up.

    • @SamanthaEve2
      @SamanthaEve2 4 роки тому +13

      Cratom Especially if you were actually rolling your eyes....guilty lol

    • @expiredmilks2734
      @expiredmilks2734 4 роки тому +3

      Cratom I’m probably the only one who thought it was funny

    • @sketchingwithella1681
      @sketchingwithella1681 4 роки тому

      @@expiredmilks2734 me too tbh xD

    • @destructiveblue
      @destructiveblue 4 роки тому

      What will happen if you don't salt it?

    • @Ph4ntomSp1rit
      @Ph4ntomSp1rit 4 роки тому

      @Lovely Shooty Chaos *STOP*

  • @EmeraldSpirit00
    @EmeraldSpirit00 4 роки тому +914

    You already have a catchphrase.
    "Let those flavors get to know each other."

    • @lailinshale
      @lailinshale 4 роки тому +17

      pretty sure that's from Alton Brown

    • @relentlesslyawesomer
      @relentlesslyawesomer 4 роки тому +51

      Add some kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

    • @esla1885
      @esla1885 4 роки тому +87

      I believe it's "Tiny whisk to combine" the others you can hear at any cooking channel

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 4 роки тому +20

      You know how fond I am of fond.

    • @train8218
      @train8218 4 роки тому +11

      He stole that from Kevin from The Office. And I quote, "Everyone will to get to know each other in the pot."

  • @macdjord
    @macdjord 3 роки тому +3363

    "Profits will go to Australian firefighters." Oh, yeah, January, when a country burning down was the biggest disaster of the year...

    • @TessiSue
      @TessiSue 3 роки тому +84

      I thought the same. Oh my sweet summer child!

    • @xXSinForLifeXx
      @xXSinForLifeXx 3 роки тому +18

      Corona virus was already here by January ...

    • @macdjord
      @macdjord 3 роки тому +228

      @@xXSinForLifeXx Yeah but it was just 'That new disease in China people are worried about'; it wasn't an international emergency yet.

    • @OscarHanzely
      @OscarHanzely 3 роки тому +14

      Little did he knew ...

    • @miss_daisy4925
      @miss_daisy4925 3 роки тому +75

      I forgot that even happened this year and i live in Australia

  • @AccusedJ
    @AccusedJ Рік тому +29

    Growing up in Massachusetts, there was/still is this dessert called a “Cool Dog” which is a cake batter bun, vanilla ice cream in the shape of a hot dog, topped with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and rainbow sprinkles. It was like a sundae you could eat with one hand

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 4 роки тому +609

    “A salt charges”
    Just for that, I’m never salting my caramel again.

    • @88michaelandersen
      @88michaelandersen 4 роки тому +24

      Now you're just making yourself suffer for Babish's mistake.

    • @melsyoutube
      @melsyoutube 4 роки тому +11

      in all honesty I hate salted caramel, so I wouldn’t have salted it anyway 😂

    • @jasonhong1998
      @jasonhong1998 4 роки тому +2

      PoLiCe! Open THE DOOR NOW!

    • @Physigist
      @Physigist 4 роки тому +1

      @@jasonhong1998 FBI OPEN UP!!

    • @googsfishing5836
      @googsfishing5836 4 роки тому +1

      She was never seen again

  • @dischargepuddle8232
    @dischargepuddle8232 4 роки тому +638

    “But I was feeling kinda lazy”
    ...I don’t think you know what lazy means my guy

    • @gepettogreco
      @gepettogreco 4 роки тому +36

      "I was feeling lazy today, so I only ran 31 kilometers instead of the usual 32."
      -Babish, if this was a channel about athleticism.

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 4 роки тому +14

      Babbish: man, I'm feeling lazy.
      Fans: You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

    • @kois4505
      @kois4505 4 роки тому

      @@MercuryA2000 I love that movie

  • @IDontWantThisStupidHandle
    @IDontWantThisStupidHandle 2 роки тому +110

    The Simpsons has a LOT of unique food -- but growing up, this was always my favorite one to dream about (Marge has always been my favorite Simpson, so any time "it's Marge's time to shine!" was a special episode in my book).

  • @theone9207
    @theone9207 3 роки тому +32

    I’d like to see this revisited where Babish makes a dessert dog with whatever ingredients he wants. I feel maybe a donut or cake bun with some sort of cookie sausage or something.

    • @AWESOMEjeff654r
      @AWESOMEjeff654r 5 місяців тому +1

      5 bucks says this becomes a botched by episode

  • @alphamone
    @alphamone 4 роки тому +2383

    I've seen a different interpretation of "desert dog" at the baseball once. A sweet donut-style bun, a churro for the "dog", and ice-cream for the "sauce".

  • @genericnamejpg9752
    @genericnamejpg9752 4 роки тому +1018

    Babish: "I don't have a catchphrase"
    Me: Tiny Whisk
    Babish, literally 2 seconds later: *"See you on the tiny whisk"*

    • @snipertf2229
      @snipertf2229 4 роки тому +38

      Don’t forget “kosher salt”

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 4 роки тому +3

      Generic Name jpg
      I read this as Tiny Whisky

    • @KhairiHamed
      @KhairiHamed 4 роки тому +15

      Let the flavors get to know each other

    • @meb4224
      @meb4224 4 роки тому +1

      Some variation of "we could get some at the store, but we're gonna make our own."

    • @firstnamelastname4216
      @firstnamelastname4216 4 роки тому +1

      There's also Saucepen

  • @NickolasBickle
    @NickolasBickle 4 роки тому +97

    When he says “hey you stuck around” and you just click off the video.

  • @bayramayvazov3017
    @bayramayvazov3017 3 роки тому +81

    ayo he got the desert glizzy

  • @triceratopstree
    @triceratopstree 4 роки тому +1345

    imma be honest...
    i wont be cooking these, i just like watching you

    • @Maussiegamer
      @Maussiegamer 4 роки тому

      Do the erg in a basket religious easy quick cheap and accesible for a 13 Yo

    • @TheMinionHunters
      @TheMinionHunters 4 роки тому +10

      was anybody really planning on making these

    • @silentact1
      @silentact1 4 роки тому +3

      Isn’t that why we’re here? Lol

    • @bogbogg
      @bogbogg 4 роки тому

      well i mean of course... i'd be concerned if you're cooking these.

    • @SL-ht1nu
      @SL-ht1nu 4 роки тому

      You don't say

  • @Aramis419
    @Aramis419 4 роки тому +2821

    “A salt charges.”
    You know when people find dad jokes funny?
    When they become aparent.

  • @lollipopngummybear13
    @lollipopngummybear13 3 роки тому +18

    4:55 "…1/2 tsp of kosher salt…"
    *proceeds to add a container-and-a-half of kosher salt*

  • @FakeNews69
    @FakeNews69 3 роки тому +5

    4:47 Dear Babish, please never change.
    - literally everyone

  • @scene24man
    @scene24man 4 роки тому +503

    “I’m going to use metric more often”
    Heh

    • @tusitc
      @tusitc 4 роки тому +2

      scene24man *meth

    • @user-.--.-
      @user-.--.- 4 роки тому

      Lol I noticed that. Another resolution broken

    • @UltimateRobot
      @UltimateRobot 4 роки тому

      He said he was gonna do it but already messed up

  • @AstroFox77
    @AstroFox77 4 роки тому +250

    “I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads and it pleases me”
    Damn, he felt that, so did I

    • @caraleroux2833
      @caraleroux2833 4 роки тому

      I'm adding that line to my sarcasm arsenal. It's so passive aggressive and perfect for saying after a controversial statement.

    • @jc4669
      @jc4669 4 роки тому

      My eyes were rolling to the back of my head before this video 😉

  • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
    @mr.kittysavestheworld695 2 роки тому +44

    Something slightly odd I've noticed is that in every episode where he makes caramel, he does it differently.
    The method for caramel keeps changing.

  • @thetwistedsamurai
    @thetwistedsamurai 3 роки тому +35

    The way Homer said he loves Marge was so genuinely pure.

  • @vittoprince
    @vittoprince 4 роки тому +1015

    *“...but with a striking resemblance to human s**t.”*
    I died at that part.

    • @jamesiyer4937
      @jamesiyer4937 4 роки тому +3

      RIP

    • @JessyDupre
      @JessyDupre 4 роки тому +1

      Up until he pointed that out I thought they looked pretty good and then I was sadly disappointed because I realized he wasn't wrong.

    • @vittoprince
      @vittoprince 4 роки тому +2

      Chris Luna i will never die. the actors shall birth anew the cycle of Bonds. Bond is immortal. Bond is g o d.

  • @_motho_
    @_motho_ 4 роки тому +755

    When i first read this, I read it as “Desert Dog” and I was like
    Wtf is babby boi up to now..?
    AND THEN IT ONLY GOT WORSE

  • @Polkaknot
    @Polkaknot 3 роки тому +18

    Deep fried cookie dough sounds great! Perhaps placing it on a meringue nest or using it as a surprise layer in cheese cake *or* making small flakes and putting it on ice-cream would be nice!

  • @jonathanknudsen4120
    @jonathanknudsen4120 3 роки тому +6

    “These kind of unfortunate looking shapes” that got a chuckle out of me.

  • @marcosromero7216
    @marcosromero7216 4 роки тому +396

    You should make the lightning mushroom from “Ratatouille”

  • @noc1211
    @noc1211 4 роки тому +307

    “I’ll binge you ’til I Babish you.”
    Is that a threat or a promise?

  • @adammohamed-ie9qm
    @adammohamed-ie9qm 4 роки тому +129

    When he said I can just all your eye rolling right now I thought he was a magician😂

  • @prophethades3285
    @prophethades3285 4 роки тому +92

    “But with a striking resemblance to human sh*t” 🤣🤣

    • @Umbojug
      @Umbojug 3 роки тому +6

      I too watched the video, no need to repeat what he said

    • @albinocyclopse9952
      @albinocyclopse9952 3 роки тому

      @@Umbojug nah that quote needed special attention

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 3 роки тому

      @@Umbojug I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that so much. Like yes, I too watched the video. You don't have to say what they already said unless you have something to add.

    • @Umbojug
      @Umbojug 3 роки тому

      @@albinocyclopse9952 it’s a joke. If you were at a stand up show, and you heard a funny joke, would you get up and repeat it?

    • @VCRK888
      @VCRK888 3 роки тому +1

      @@Umbojug why are there always people like you

  • @andrewpeachey5416
    @andrewpeachey5416 4 роки тому +221

    "And that's the way the babish binges."

  • @jambroseontoast7233
    @jambroseontoast7233 4 роки тому +483

    "See you on the tiny whisk."
    Imagining Babish in a wizard outfit and a top hat riding a tiny whisk into battle.

    • @Sen369
      @Sen369 4 роки тому +2

      I officially need this in my life.

    • @NecromancyForKids
      @NecromancyForKids 4 роки тому +1

      That would hurt

    • @cb7622
      @cb7622 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds magical! All those Disney princes can go to hell.

    • @balamx2802
      @balamx2802 4 роки тому

      Sounds like Culinary Quidditch.

    • @aaronrussell7369
      @aaronrussell7369 4 роки тому

      I heard that as an ironic name for an enormous "tiny whisk" float in the Macy's Thanksgiving day Parade. Babish proudly waving from the handle. Oh, the majesty. The pomp. The whisk.

  • @Skellitor301_VA
    @Skellitor301_VA 3 роки тому +11

    "I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively roll into the back of your heads, and it pleases me."
    Absolute Chad XD

  • @ChevySilverado-xo6dq
    @ChevySilverado-xo6dq 3 роки тому +24

    My guy made a dessert glizzy and embraced it

  • @oddprimemusic
    @oddprimemusic 4 роки тому +393

    I miss when you used to make the screen-accurate version, then make it again your own way. I loved getting to see how your mind worked and how your ingenuity in the kitchen could elevate joke food items into actual cuisine. It's cool seeing you bring something to life, but it's truly awesome when you make it YOURS.

    • @stuv1996
      @stuv1996 4 роки тому +26

      Agreed. I love him but the two version way was pretty awesome.

    • @BlackGirlLovesAnime6
      @BlackGirlLovesAnime6 4 роки тому +5

      @@lucinda.g yea and wasted a bunch of food

    • @mandieeXD
      @mandieeXD 4 роки тому +4

      this one is screen accurate? he did exactly what marge did. what did you want different?

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 4 роки тому +7

      @@mandieeXD yes but he usually makes another version that tries to improve on the screen-accurate version, because most scriptwriters are not cooks and the ingredient combos sound better than they taste

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th 4 роки тому +7

      He only does it when the food item is terrible. He did it again recently with the Turturkeykey from How I Met Your Mother.
      These things apparently were pretty good.

  • @MxMattieRose
    @MxMattieRose 4 роки тому +963

    You have a catchphrase: “Let those flavors get to know each other.”

    • @theofficiallongggchicken1734
      @theofficiallongggchicken1734 4 роки тому +36

      And tiny whisk

    • @jthebigcheese
      @jthebigcheese 4 роки тому +4

      No my catchphrase is "I hate Monday's

    • @edgarzavala8416
      @edgarzavala8416 4 роки тому +3

      kosher salt

    • @dasky17
      @dasky17 4 роки тому +15

      Babish catchphrases:
      “Add a pinch of kosher salt”
      “But, I think we can do better.”

    • @mariabobia69
      @mariabobia69 4 роки тому +4

      Tylor Miranda i mean other chefs have catchphrases that are already things people say

  • @mcdanielmetalworks2270
    @mcdanielmetalworks2270 3 роки тому +6

    4:37 kills me

  • @nanobean576
    @nanobean576 3 роки тому +7

    0:24 its desert but its hot dog so its good for you LMFAOOOO

  • @GodlikePoet
    @GodlikePoet 4 роки тому +134

    "I almost managed to eat a whole dog before I realised what I was doing and stopped."
    😂😂😂

  • @seaau
    @seaau 4 роки тому +1170

    The simpsons probably predicted that he was going to make this so they wanted to piss him off

    • @joski9030
      @joski9030 3 роки тому +23

      😂
      They have predicted a scary amount of things we wouldn’t of expected rightly

    • @thepositivegay8393
      @thepositivegay8393 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @aetherisme1785
      @aetherisme1785 3 роки тому

      I gave you your 700th like, sorry for breaking your 699

    • @TexterEX
      @TexterEX 2 роки тому

      predictive programming

    • @pcvrisepic
      @pcvrisepic 2 роки тому

      @@joski9030 like?

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 3 роки тому +15

    I do wonder what it would look like with a sponge cake bun, and a non-chocolate chip cookie dough (which then wouldn't need to be battered).

  • @SlugLamer
    @SlugLamer 3 роки тому +13

    me: rolls eyes at salt joke
    babish: "I can actually feels all of your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads - and it pleases me."
    me: loses my shit!

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 4 роки тому +411

    “I can actually feel all of your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads and it pleases me.”
    I love you, Babish. 😂❤️

  • @SliceOhBread
    @SliceOhBread 4 роки тому +187

    4:48 Chaotic Neutral
    “I can collectively feel all your eyes rolling...it pleases me”

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 роки тому

      Chaotic Neutrals aren't as bad as many people make them out to be.

    • @Sihgilanu
      @Sihgilanu 4 роки тому

      @@Orange_Swirl steal a few cheap things (like rations, vials, or ) from the merchant when he's completely oblivious, but curb stomp the thief who tries to take the merchant's hard-earned gold

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 роки тому

      @@Sihgilanu You got it! Kind of reminds me of Aladdin, actually.

  • @JarvisBaileyVA
    @JarvisBaileyVA 2 роки тому +5

    2:34 "who writes this stuff"
    People who had no intention of some madman chef making it in real life for millions of viewers on the internet that's who.

  • @matthewwatson3135
    @matthewwatson3135 3 роки тому +4

    "I can actually feel all of your collective eyes rolling in the back of your heads and it pleases me" is one of the best lines I have ever heard.

  • @gayvideos3808
    @gayvideos3808 4 роки тому +532

    "I almost managed to eat a whole dog before I realised what I was doing and stopped"

    • @lazerlauti
      @lazerlauti 4 роки тому +14

      Can someone please explain why does he stop? I‘m unbelievably dense and i do not understand anything

    • @steakman4691
      @steakman4691 4 роки тому +91

      @@lazerlauti probably because they're so extremely unhealthy and he didn't want to eat all that sugar

    • @ashtonsenko536
      @ashtonsenko536 3 роки тому +33

      Dimitri Lautenschlager it’s literally pure sugar, who would stop when they realized they were eating a tubular form of diabetes?

    • @Tropicality.
      @Tropicality. 3 роки тому +5

      @The Canadian Boi not how diabetes work but ok

    • @kristijanoros7208
      @kristijanoros7208 3 роки тому +11

      @@ashtonsenko536 hot-dogular form*

  • @AMF3613
    @AMF3613 4 роки тому +195

    I will never forgive him for not making a Babish version.

    • @blonk182
      @blonk182 4 роки тому +1

      Lazy Otaku same here.

    • @IS0LAT0R
      @IS0LAT0R 4 роки тому +1

      is that a jojo reference?

    • @idiotmonkey12
      @idiotmonkey12 4 роки тому +2

      I think he just couldn’t make it better. That’s how I interpret it.

    • @spankosaurus
      @spankosaurus 4 роки тому +2

      @@idiotmonkey12 he said if he did it he would use a brioche bun tho

  • @ghostflame9211
    @ghostflame9211 2 роки тому +3

    4:43 - jokes on you: I giggled at that dad joke lol

  • @justaguywithabunchofcrysta9788
    @justaguywithabunchofcrysta9788 3 роки тому +5

    5:42 IM DYING 😂

  • @sepehr_moghani
    @sepehr_moghani 4 роки тому +49

    As a Western Australian citizen and a longtime fan of the show, I wanted to say thank you. I love you, bro. Thank you for your kindness and generosity.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 роки тому

      .

    • @OneSneakySloth
      @OneSneakySloth 4 роки тому +3

      Actually ... we've had some pretty bad ones.
      We got cut off from the rest of Aus for a while there. Plus, as well as dealing with our fires, some of our volunteers have gone over to help the eastern state fire services.
      It's gonna be a long fire season.

    • @amelia5933
      @amelia5933 4 роки тому +2

      My town got hit pretty hard in Western Australia, petrol station blew up and our national park is gone

    • @CatAussieCandian
      @CatAussieCandian 4 роки тому +1

      @Mr Kemp dude chill out

  • @Scissorhead6
    @Scissorhead6 4 роки тому +140

    All this shows me is how incredible Marge was as a housewife and cook and was not appreciated by her family enough. She put a lot if work into those dessert dogs.

  • @KhanChance
    @KhanChance 3 роки тому +4

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate andrew/babish for putting his book talk at the end of the video

  • @theprinceofeverything1975
    @theprinceofeverything1975 3 роки тому +29

    Babish is just absolutely brilliant, hard working and is an incredibly empathetic, selfless and kind person. I wish nothing but the best for this man. My role model.

  • @ethandyson6070
    @ethandyson6070 4 роки тому +313

    "Lest you wish to be brought up on _a-salt_ charges."
    Well damn, that was quick. The guys already a dad.

  • @thatirishgamer1815
    @thatirishgamer1815 4 роки тому +1057

    "All profits are going to Australia."
    *Everyone Liked That.*

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 4 роки тому +3

      ThatIrishGamer funny

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 4 роки тому +5

      Except New Zealand

    • @TheRealIHP
      @TheRealIHP 4 роки тому +3

      Even tho, there are so many horrible insects, atleast the aninals are cute af, we should donate the money for tge australian fires.

    • @Asparay
      @Asparay 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheRealIHP Yeah insects are important too. It's a generally bad situation down here.

    • @hightiermeme6015
      @hightiermeme6015 4 роки тому

      Oh man ..to Australia.. just Australia

  • @NethanMontgomery
    @NethanMontgomery 3 роки тому +5

    "But with a striking resemblance to human sh*t" DEAD 😂

    • @justinlea8045
      @justinlea8045 3 роки тому

      Same though, my face hurt from laughing so hard lol

  • @mythirdchannel
    @mythirdchannel 3 роки тому +3

    Good on ya for donating to Australian firefighters :D I really appreciate that you're using the platform you've been given to do more good in the world, in the lives of individuals and for communities.

  • @ishtara9470
    @ishtara9470 4 роки тому +1213

    "With striking resemblance to human shit."
    Uh.
    Innocence died the moment he mentioned that. I thought it look just like a cooked sausage. He's a horrible, horrible person.

    • @lancerhalsey4816
      @lancerhalsey4816 4 роки тому +22

      I was taking a dump when that happened.
      Lesson learned here is long brown dough may invoke awful imagination, thus should be treated carefully.

    • @colina1330
      @colina1330 4 роки тому +14

      @@lancerhalsey4816 Hahahahah imagine all the people who watched this on the toilet and then paused the video to compare.

    • @esla1885
      @esla1885 4 роки тому +3

      I was happily like "Hotdog" and then he said

    • @mrdanthesnowman
      @mrdanthesnowman 4 роки тому +2

      I just want him to say saucepan normally

    • @emzlouise4736
      @emzlouise4736 4 роки тому

      Yuuna Arita I thought it looked like a battered sausage so until that moment I was impressed LOL

  • @System509
    @System509 4 роки тому +450

    I see he’s already given up on doing Celsius

    • @sigrubttam
      @sigrubttam 4 роки тому +10

      LOL i had already forgotten that he said he was gonna do that.

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 4 роки тому +2

      Its easier to adapt if you have to like say if you move to another country.

    • @gabrielb5387
      @gabrielb5387 4 роки тому +3

      yeah it's sad :(

  • @Copter200
    @Copter200 3 роки тому +9

    Bart: It's dessert, but it's hotdog so it's good for you
    *Logic has left the server*

  • @adambrooks822
    @adambrooks822 3 роки тому +4

    “Australian Fires” really dates this video

  • @josephbowden7359
    @josephbowden7359 4 роки тому +351

    As an Australian who has people I know, that are being affected by the fires, huge thank you for even thinking about it, let alone raising money for it. You are the best!

    • @JeweledNebula
      @JeweledNebula 4 роки тому +4

      Hopefully those people are doing okay, and if you are potentially going to be in any danger, stay safe as best you can mate. Best wishes to you and those people you mentioned!

    • @squadie1
      @squadie1 4 роки тому +4

      Corin Miranda thank you for the kind words

    • @QUACKHEAD23GAMING
      @QUACKHEAD23GAMING 4 роки тому

      Bro I’m Australian and I don’t give a fuck about the fires let them burn Honslty the country needs to burn that means new life healthier plants more trees growing through fuck the animals it just means fresh cooked meat for the natives and only a couple people have died who cares about the animals a quake doe all the time people die aswell all the time

    • @galileaaaa
      @galileaaaa 4 роки тому

      WHITEHALL GAMING AND VLOGGING Wtf is your problem...

    • @thornstrikesback
      @thornstrikesback 4 роки тому +2

      @@QUACKHEAD23GAMING I don't know if you're taking the piss or being serious.... Either way your comment is the most disgusting thing I have ever read about my country. You can't be Australian, because no Aussie would ever say that (joking or not) about our beautiful country, our beautiful animals and beautiful people. Yeah.. I know fires regenerate plant life but this is not about that. You're just a troll looking for some sort of response... So this is my response..... You're a dickhead.! And I've seen your channel, your just a kid looking for attention.... Go eat some more spicy corn chips you pussy.... Because that's never been done before on UA-cam.

  • @nicn.8195
    @nicn.8195 4 роки тому +1100

    Me, having a bad day: 😔
    Babish: "saucepn"
    Me: 😁

  • @guillermowinthorpe450
    @guillermowinthorpe450 3 роки тому +1

    Every Babisg video has its own adventure and I feel like I just read a whole book... I love it

  • @harryhegerle9523
    @harryhegerle9523 3 роки тому +5

    glizzzzy gladiator

  • @pebsopod3431
    @pebsopod3431 4 роки тому +1258

    Anybody like cheese?

    • @nimex89
      @nimex89 4 роки тому +12

      that would be a epic April 1st

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 4 роки тому +18

      JUST PISS IN A CUP AND COOK IT
      Edit: this guys original comment was about making ur own water

    • @MinecraftManager
      @MinecraftManager 4 роки тому +7

      @@Its_Me_Romano BEAR GRILLS? IS THAT YOU?

    • @OKANGUVEN99
      @OKANGUVEN99 4 роки тому +1

      and freshly ground pepper, non store bought shredded cheese is optional

    • @mykieislost
      @mykieislost 4 роки тому

      Lmao ppl say the same kind of jokes about that Joshua dude

  • @KeatonX92
    @KeatonX92 4 роки тому +383

    "[...] a wire whisk to whip the whites into a foamy frenzy."
    I feel like this line is underappreciated. I enjoyed the witty wordplay.

  • @jasonzurlo1543
    @jasonzurlo1543 4 роки тому +5

    Remember when the only thing we had to worry about was an entire continent being on fire?

  • @zernek9199
    @zernek9199 3 роки тому +2

    Babish: I don’t have a catchphrase.
    Me, an intellectual: *Kosher Salt*

  • @tomopeth
    @tomopeth 4 роки тому +67

    Damn, I was waiting for the "improved Babish version", until I realised there was no second part of the video

    • @jackblack3718
      @jackblack3718 4 роки тому +6

      The improved version would probably just be this but with the bun replaced with a more manageable baking treat

  • @NoOne-py5or
    @NoOne-py5or 4 роки тому +90

    "I can feel your eyes rolling" GET OUT OF MY HEAD

  • @ferncohen6960
    @ferncohen6960 2 роки тому

    When I saw the Australian firefighter fundraiser, I felt sad for 2020 Babish instantly. What a year in store for him.

  • @lethanglong6979
    @lethanglong6979 3 роки тому +5

    Homer's lines are what i want to say to my partner when she makes me something good.. And also what i want to hear when i cook something good for her

  • @nkdavy
    @nkdavy 4 роки тому +1271

    Babish: aSALT charges
    Me: Rolls eyes
    Babish: I can actually feel all your eyes collectively rolling to the back of your heads and it pleases me
    Me: and you scared the shit out of me

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 роки тому +6

      *rolls

    • @ShinyGaara65
      @ShinyGaara65 4 роки тому +33

      I think you mean he just scared the deep-fried chocolate chip cookie dough out of you.

    • @nkdavy
      @nkdavy 4 роки тому +2

      ShinyGaara65 im dead 😂😂

    • @MazHem
      @MazHem 4 роки тому +9

      I didn't roll my eyes, I did finger guns 👉🏽👉🏽

    • @djbighomiesquatz
      @djbighomiesquatz 4 роки тому +2

      ME

  • @harmony.enforcer
    @harmony.enforcer 3 роки тому +2

    Oh, the blissful innocence

  • @plsquirrel3835
    @plsquirrel3835 3 роки тому

    Thank you for your channel, recipes, and wit. I look forward to buying your books.

  • @4nn13h7
    @4nn13h7 4 роки тому +133

    Just when I think this guy couldn’t get any cooler, he goes and donates his proceeds to the Australian fire service ❤️👍👍

    • @EntertainmentCheese2022
      @EntertainmentCheese2022 4 роки тому +2

      Myself in Tasmania, the TFS (Tasmanian Fire Service, the Western Australia Fire Service, And basically ALL of the land down under, thank Andrew 'Binging With Babish' Rea

    • @AM_ended
      @AM_ended 4 роки тому +1

      Third-ed from NSW (Hawkesbury/Bilpin native here); thankyou so so much Andrew! You made me choke-tf-up. Much love ❤️❤️❤️

  • @tsukiawase
    @tsukiawase 4 роки тому +79

    Young homer: i love you unconditionally
    Marge: makes dessert hotdog
    Homer 20 years later: I think i love you

  • @kahwws5190
    @kahwws5190 3 роки тому +3

    Wait I thought the title was making desert hot dogs but this makes a lot more sense

  • @asafshahar1513
    @asafshahar1513 3 роки тому +1

    ill quote one of homer simpson's lines and say:babish i think i love u (for creating that irl)

  • @damo6468
    @damo6468 4 роки тому +176

    When you mentioned donating to Australian firefight efforts and a second book tour, I was hoping it would be an Australian book tour. But thank you for your generosity, the fires are insanely bad and every little bit is going to help.

    • @spookybroccoli3919
      @spookybroccoli3919 4 роки тому +3

      He probably wouldn't be able to get everywhere because of the fires if he did. It'd be awesome tho

    • @evvte
      @evvte 4 роки тому +3

      @@spookybroccoli3919 nah he would be able to visit most major cities, it's mostly more rural areas that are on fire, still really bad.

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 4 роки тому +1

      The last thing Australia needs is more flammable things.

    • @13nielsbri
      @13nielsbri 4 роки тому

      @@itchykami no what they need are less arsonists.

  • @bananasaging3946
    @bananasaging3946 4 роки тому +90

    "Keep cooking, i will if you will"
    Babish (2020)
    Most iconic line everr in addition to " see you in the tiny whisk" hahaha

  • @cesarherrera2448
    @cesarherrera2448 Рік тому

    Bro you're the best
    I love you for doing this videos. It makes me feel such joy!
    Peace

  • @Whykickamoocow
    @Whykickamoocow 3 роки тому

    Thank you Babish for your support of our Aussie firefighters

  • @willowdrakon
    @willowdrakon 4 роки тому +45

    "Before using a whire whisp to whip the whites" 0:58
    I live you babish

  • @insanimegamer
    @insanimegamer 4 роки тому +1208

    "These look nothing like hotdogs."
    me, who genuinely thought he was doing another hotdog episode at the beginning because I misread "dessert" as "desert" and thought the thumbnail looked like an actual hotdog: haha..... yeah.... nothing like one...

    • @friendsebastian
      @friendsebastian 4 роки тому +25

      Yo, trans dyslexic club unite

    • @insanimegamer
      @insanimegamer 4 роки тому +11

      @@friendsebastian eyyyyy!

    • @OneLastNerd
      @OneLastNerd 4 роки тому +8

      Oh good wasn't just me

    • @Hamal69
      @Hamal69 4 роки тому +4

      I read it wrong too

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 4 роки тому +7

      I thought it was desert dog as in hot dog made of taco materials.
      Thought he was gonna make his own hot dogs again

  • @solaire773
    @solaire773 3 роки тому

    I can feel your eyes collectively rolling and it pleases me , yea me too babish

  • @ethanrichter3268
    @ethanrichter3268 3 роки тому +2

    Me: *reads it wrong* Desert dogs? Like made with cacti? **sees the Simpson's clip** ooooohh.

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 4 роки тому +209

    “Who writes this stuff?” **looks up who wrote the episode** Thanks Matt Selman