[Blue Archive] Koyuki's crimes

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  • @TheUSgoverment
    @TheUSgoverment Рік тому +1037

    My favourite part is how this list isn't even that exaggerated.
    Koyuki cannonically did most of these

    • @lenleon3699
      @lenleon3699 Рік тому +212

      BTW, Rio actually hid part or many of her crimes by adding them to Koyuki’s rap sheet. The embezzlemnt especially, since Yuuka originally though Koyuki stole all the missing money from Milkenium’s coffers, but it was actually Rio who used the money to create a city, along with a giant robot that looked like crap.

    • @AmJu_Had_It_Tough
      @AmJu_Had_It_Tough Рік тому +77

      ​@@lenleon3699 So crap even the creator are disappointed and embarrassed at it,Like my famil-

    • @butteredsalmonella
      @butteredsalmonella Рік тому +48

      ​@@lenleon3699Bless the engineers for making Avant Garde suck less

    • @lenleon3699
      @lenleon3699 Рік тому +19

      @@butteredsalmonella Agreed, Avant Garde really came in clutch for the Chroma boss.

    • @RealMakarov
      @RealMakarov Рік тому

      How many airports do u have

  • @Dissapointed_Aether
    @Dissapointed_Aether Рік тому +617

    The Ni-Ha-Ha-Ha in the background is my new ringtone now, thanks!

  • @Stone15656
    @Stone15656 Рік тому +334

    Devious little gremlin needs some correction 💢💢💢💢💢

  • @sirbachelorboredmen1314
    @sirbachelorboredmen1314 Рік тому +490

    Sensei: "NO, forgive her, she's too adorable"

    • @Comedy-kp5dl
      @Comedy-kp5dl Рік тому +67

      As they say, forgive and correct

    • @_SUPERN0VA_
      @_SUPERN0VA_ Рік тому +71

      Sensei: "i will correct her myself 💢"

    • @lenleon3699
      @lenleon3699 Рік тому +26

      Nah, she got sent to Millenium’s jail, as it were, but then Kivotos went to hell and Yuuka was forced to set her free in exchange for her helping to defeat the Chroma/Colour invaders. The only ones that got off scot free from their crimes were Arius’ SQUAD (who technically are fugitives) and Rio (who is also a fugitive being accused for Embezzlement and attempted murder).

    • @HP.Ritsuki
      @HP.Ritsuki Рік тому +26

      Nah, she's brat, need correction 💢💢💢

    • @Megaswaglord
      @Megaswaglord Рік тому +8

      Sensei liked to takes matters into his own hands 👺💢

  • @violett7347
    @violett7347 Рік тому +243

    It’s okay. Everybody make mistakes sometimes 🥰🥰🥰

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru Рік тому +48

      **does tax evasion**
      Ah yes, a little mistake

    • @DrIsis
      @DrIsis Рік тому +24

      ​@@arctohruno sir that is simply the work of god

    • @eatsomeice179
      @eatsomeice179 Рік тому +32

      Yes, everyone make a little list of 17 "mistakes" sometimes. Totally understandable

    • @Don_Akane89
      @Don_Akane89 Рік тому +13

      Its okay so long theyre willing to get corrected 💢💢💢

    • @SetsunaKisetsuki
      @SetsunaKisetsuki Рік тому +13

      @@arctohru TAX EVASION IS AN OBLIGATION

  • @skama4845
    @skama4845 Рік тому +162

    God I need a full version of one winged Koyuki

  • @Vert_GreenHeart
    @Vert_GreenHeart Рік тому +30

    Her last two crimes erases everything else.

  • @kitsuno6679
    @kitsuno6679 Рік тому +67

    My koyuki wouldn't do these kinds of things! I'm literally shaking and crying rn 😭

  • @azeria1
    @azeria1 Рік тому +65

    This women doesn’t flinch at torture human trafficking or genocide she’s not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals she trades blood for money she’s your new best friend

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 Рік тому +8

      “I was expecting her to Gun down a bunch of civvies at an airport. I didn’t expect her to gamble half our funds away to get an S Class pass at the Blimp Casino.”

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity Рік тому +4

      She's my new best friend?! 😲

  • @bweanerbwine
    @bweanerbwine Рік тому +43

    Mika: I'm a terrible student
    Koyuki: hold my beer

    • @Nekoyamanekotama
      @Nekoyamanekotama 9 місяців тому +1

      damn, so she added underage drinking to her crime huh? 😭😭💢💢💢

  • @mankachu100
    @mankachu100 Рік тому +63

    Being too cute and funny are the worst crimes she has on the list 💢💢😭😭

  • @onbun1
    @onbun1 Рік тому +1027

    Being too cute AND funny!!? This foul being needs to be corrected ASAP!!!

  • @Zionnis
    @Zionnis Рік тому +26

    Now I imagine the timeline where Koyuki is the final boss in a Final Fantasy game
    Godlike being that threatens to overthrow the world

  • @likenfield5826
    @likenfield5826 Рік тому +19

    Koyuki, my favorite criminal in Kivotos 🎉

  • @vollied4865
    @vollied4865 Рік тому +15

    My gremlin daughter is just too precious she really makes me a proud dad 😊

  • @CheeseIsNice
    @CheeseIsNice Рік тому +22

    Being too cute and funny is too much 😭

  • @rurigf.6886
    @rurigf.6886 Рік тому +6

    she is a theft that stole our heart

  • @Joe-dy7bb
    @Joe-dy7bb Рік тому +7

    Sent to the Correctional (💢) Facility

  • @komana5664
    @komana5664 Рік тому +4

    AYO THIS MUSIC IS FIRE🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @Feilian-Beringal
    @Feilian-Beringal Рік тому +23

    Bruh Yuuka really put her in "jail" just for this??? Poor girl 😢

  • @ailirey
    @ailirey Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the sound, this is now my alarm

  • @Johnnysupercool
    @Johnnysupercool Рік тому +4

    The background music gives me yandere moments 💀

  • @ocean_7777
    @ocean_7777 8 місяців тому +2

    Koyuki my beloved ❤

  • @scharf1112
    @scharf1112 Рік тому +2

    The background music just got my like 😂

  • @kanicunny
    @kanicunny Рік тому +2

    The devious little creature getting up to mischief, this is no good

  • @Okay-Aris
    @Okay-Aris Рік тому +2

    Found a new Song thanks Hans

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 Рік тому +3

    It's funny because this is canon, she actually got incarcerated somewhere in the Millennium main building

  • @Kenshipain
    @Kenshipain Рік тому +7

    She's guilty as charged but gets a free pass

  • @TheRagedMuffin
    @TheRagedMuffin 11 місяців тому +1

    It's written all over her face: "It's not a war crime if you're having fun".

  • @bbr3247
    @bbr3247 Рік тому +26

    lyrics
    ni-ha-ha-haa~
    ni-ha-ha-haa~
    uwaah (x8)
    ni-ha-ha-haa~

  • @Azufumii
    @Azufumii Рік тому +1

    Yet we still love her

  • @HowDo_IKnowBruh
    @HowDo_IKnowBruh Рік тому +4

    My Criminal can't be this cute!

  • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
    @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Рік тому +4

    Sephiroth finally found a worthy successor 😂

  • @c6m8luna
    @c6m8luna Рік тому +16

    コユキ!!(デデデデーン!

  • @sukairain9864
    @sukairain9864 Рік тому +3

    she belongs in the correction bureau

  • @5ho6k
    @5ho6k Рік тому +2

    she was just doing some trolling

  • @kusogakirenfir
    @kusogakirenfir 9 місяців тому

    She stole our hearts. Absolutely unforgivable of her

  • @hecksters423
    @hecksters423 Рік тому +3

    All that economic sabotage and Seminar is still on dire financial straits.

    • @lenleon3699
      @lenleon3699 Рік тому

      Blame Rio for building a giant city with said money.

  • @Frizz_K
    @Frizz_K Рік тому +7

    At least they know her power, she need more boolets, she need more boolets😭💢💢💢

  • @thebruhhaha
    @thebruhhaha Рік тому +2

    Your honor, my client is literally :koyuki:

  • @holyshrimp8581
    @holyshrimp8581 Рік тому +1

    this dubious little creature coming up to mischief this is no good

  • @kromozome
    @kromozome Рік тому +1

    the last two are very unforgivable

  • @7sson-hasson-310
    @7sson-hasson-310 7 місяців тому

    remember this is only the confirmed ones and what's hidden is greater

  • @wastedapples1
    @wastedapples1 Рік тому +3

    This list didn't include the most criminal act of all: jaywalking.

    • @Don_Akane89
      @Don_Akane89 Рік тому

      And as such is reason why shes being forgiven.

  • @kurashikku_k
    @kurashikku_k Рік тому +4

    It's just for shits and giggles guys, don't take it seriously, she's just being a silly little prankster -

  • @saltypotato42
    @saltypotato42 Рік тому +1

    Transfer her to Schale Office for a 24/7 correction. These crimes are unforgivable.

  • @RealMakarov
    @RealMakarov Рік тому +1

    Mika: Im about to end this mans whole career

  • @sundoll3710
    @sundoll3710 Рік тому +3

    One Braincelled Student

  • @rivalifritdarc2481
    @rivalifritdarc2481 Рік тому

    And the funniest thing about it is that she's legit commiting all of these

  • @ThisChannelisClosed469
    @ThisChannelisClosed469 Рік тому

    Pure Evil Proposal - Koyuki Kurosaki

  • @donndark6194
    @donndark6194 Рік тому +3

    we need more koyuki videos🤑

  • @SpaceTimeHalf
    @SpaceTimeHalf Рік тому

    Omg I need this music for every time I fuxcked up.

  • @DiverseStyle
    @DiverseStyle Рік тому +31

    With these list of crimes, people always talking about correction for Koyuki, but I’m still like, hell naw I ain’t getting involved with no crying gremlin 💀

  • @Avnich22
    @Avnich22 Рік тому +1

    hey!
    looks at the bright side, at least she didn't do drugs 😂

  • @ariesfaturrahman7982
    @ariesfaturrahman7982 Рік тому +9

    And here I thought the only one who ever rob a bank, is Abydos group + Hifumi.

    • @LimitPro1
      @LimitPro1 Рік тому +4

      A bit different with Koyuki she straight up hack a bank and steal the cash

    • @lenleon3699
      @lenleon3699 Рік тому +3

      Technically it was a cyber heist. She just learned their passwords and accessed the accounts directly, then ran off to a casino to live a debacherous lifestyle.

  • @DanteCrowlley
    @DanteCrowlley 11 місяців тому +2

    Normalize bio war

  • @garokun782
    @garokun782 Рік тому +1

    NI HA HA HA
    NI HA HA HA
    UWAAAAA
    UWAAAAA 😭😭😭😭

  • @woofer344
    @woofer344 Рік тому +2

    hol up I need the full version of the track 😭💢

  • @thebruhmoment3329
    @thebruhmoment3329 Рік тому +1

    the crimes

  • @johnedward6106
    @johnedward6106 Рік тому +2

    She also ransacked and saw most of Sensei's pornstash during her bond stories.

  • @gabby01E
    @gabby01E Рік тому +1

    i need a longer version of the sound plsss

  • @videoloversful
    @videoloversful 9 місяців тому

    15 little crimes and 1 unforgivable crime, need corrections.

  • @Fradit15041
    @Fradit15041 Рік тому +1

    im so sorry my credit card..

  • @sodathetrap5379
    @sodathetrap5379 10 місяців тому +1

    But officer you can't arrest her, she's cute

  • @IReallyLoveAxolotl
    @IReallyLoveAxolotl Рік тому +1

    Brruh the last one xD

  • @yigithakkyilmaz2079
    @yigithakkyilmaz2079 8 місяців тому

    Perfect match for me.

  • @4l0kYT
    @4l0kYT 7 місяців тому

    I, Officer Alok, member of the FBI and CIA, declare the accusations and allegations of crimes mentioned, were not committed by any chance, she is not guilty; the last two crimes are not illegal.

  • @TwintailsEnjoyerToT
    @TwintailsEnjoyerToT Рік тому

    Guys..... i think Koyuki just found my stash. And entire Kivotos hunting for me.

  • @burpium1767
    @burpium1767 Рік тому +1

    Correction seems to be in the priority for this one 💢

  • @boltyhunter
    @boltyhunter 11 місяців тому

    Koyuki helping to stimulate the economy by helping the seminar invest in her gambling venture

  • @Industrialman96
    @Industrialman96 Рік тому

    Got her from 11th pull, will protect my gremlin at any cost!

  • @Jason67mh
    @Jason67mh Рік тому

    alr lets see
    yup that's a death sentence

  • @HoursDark
    @HoursDark Рік тому

    creation of nuclear warhead

  • @thescp1833
    @thescp1833 Рік тому +1

    I might have some competition

  • @idefkicabti4141
    @idefkicabti4141 Рік тому +1

    some kivotos have these kind of allegations

  • @Domitoriakaibu
    @Domitoriakaibu Рік тому

    Koyuki Banshee Ready!

  • @reiisthebestgirl
    @reiisthebestgirl Рік тому

    senseis be like bruh i can fix her

  • @VladimirMortenstein
    @VladimirMortenstein Рік тому

    Looks like a normal to do list

  • @AGuyYouMostLikelyDontKnow
    @AGuyYouMostLikelyDontKnow Рік тому

    Sentance: Rap-

  • @juliansoria7733
    @juliansoria7733 Рік тому

    Tax evasion is a duty though

  • @hunlepto2239
    @hunlepto2239 Рік тому +1

    You like Koyuki posting, don't you?
    Though pretty understandable.

  • @Viongaming-ti2gp
    @Viongaming-ti2gp Місяць тому

    "Being to cute
    And funny"
    Does that even a crimes?

  • @Permusnah_Kebangangan
    @Permusnah_Kebangangan 3 місяці тому

    More criminal than shiroko..

  • @Cptcat.
    @Cptcat. Рік тому

    DAMN GIRL

  • @Tyrannmon
    @Tyrannmon Рік тому

    She didn’t do anything like that . She’s to smart

  • @HelterwithoutSkelter
    @HelterwithoutSkelter Рік тому +1

    one plap koyuki

  • @nova-bk201
    @nova-bk201 Рік тому

    the smug face 💢

  • @DovaCake
    @DovaCake 8 місяців тому

    she sounds like kirby lol

  • @kayonnaise5019
    @kayonnaise5019 Рік тому +2

    I can fix her!

  • @saplemyrup
    @saplemyrup Рік тому

    Cool.

  • @259
    @259 Рік тому +7

    Looks like she's in need of serious correction 💢💢

  • @iambread2914
    @iambread2914 Рік тому +5

    These videos really convince me to install this game but if I did, it would ruin my view for this game because gacha games make me suffer 😭😭

    • @Don_Akane89
      @Don_Akane89 Рік тому +1

      What are you waiting for? Its an f2p friendly gacha with generous free gem rewards, and really the only obstacle is the highest raid difficulties. Other than that, everythings pretty much clearable with even the worst unit lineups (I should know since I started with nobodies & didnt reroll for meta, and got to endgame just fine).
      Though, since they release a lot of these girls between rather short intervals, you'd need to ration your gems & be picky.
      Also, its dailies is one of the fastest in any gacha thanks to ingame functions that allow you to skip stages youve perfected before & get their rewards. 5 minutes or even less and it should be done.

    • @iambread2914
      @iambread2914 Рік тому

      @@Don_Akane89 hoo boy, I don't know what I'm getting myself into... but I hope I don't sell my soul for this

  • @CeciliaTheCherry
    @CeciliaTheCherry 9 місяців тому

    I have forgiven her

  • @goodloser80
    @goodloser80 Рік тому +87

    Not being corrected is also a crime
    being too attractive also a crime
    making me want to impregnate Koyuki is also a crime.....we share the crime in this situation

  • @Moi-PC
    @Moi-PC Рік тому

    She's very cute ngl

  • @hikarihiiragi
    @hikarihiiragi Рік тому

    pls make perfect sync 10 hour

  • @arika-rt3ez
    @arika-rt3ez Рік тому

    WAAH

  • @nazrulwashere
    @nazrulwashere Рік тому

    RED ALERT !! RED ALERT !! PINK HAIR IS ESCAPED, SHE MUST BE CAPTURED AND CORRECTED AT ALL COST !! 💢💢

  • @yukarigroyper2390
    @yukarigroyper2390 Рік тому

    CUNNY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @theyhaventfedmesince
    @theyhaventfedmesince Рік тому +1

    Cute and funny? I wonder if there's a word for that