Limmy Improv: Man Leaves Wallet On Bus [2021-07-28]

[@BeaverIAB]

Gotta love the moral compass of the shopkeeper who thinks it's okay to drag this old man along, turning him into some Lovecraftian horror, and then have the gall to say "Let he without sin cast the first punch."

[@lukenicklin7270]

And popped that wee 5p in the charity to help the aged. Lovely man.

[@safewordhq3170]

“Get rid of it before God sees it” is the best bit

[@collinslogan01]

“See I disguised the voice to throw yous off. That’s how good a storyteller I am.”
*proceeds to talk about long pasta arms and testicle skin in fine detail for 15 minutes straight*

[@tastemaker_87]

Absolutely killed me in work

[@Ugitron217]

man describes mutilated arm for half an hour

[@Applecornflakes]

I like how it turns into Man Pulls Other Man's Arm For So Long That He No Longer Can *Technically* Be Considered Human

[@kdburner7356]

he was still a human.. of a certain kind

[@set1237]

Improv: Old Man is given body horror treatment on par with Cronenburg's The Fly.

[@kdburner7356]

just hearing this mad man create his own little world is amazing hahaha so many wee details

[@ThatRandomJaz]

Init I miss these improvs

[@ScotlandsBEST]

That twist was fuckin genius, did not see it coming. I just say this chap is likeable and *very* funny.

[@Sadpanda82]

And surprisingly down to earth too.

[@DustyRagu]

"before god sees it" sent me into hysterics i havent been in for what feels like forever. thank you for preserving these lmao

[@AJC-Plays]

Primal reaction hahahaha

[@jackglossop4859]

A muscle can stretch reet oot, look at this *grabs cheek*

[@seanpaul93]

this one was a belter

[@smileforthesun]

At some point all I had to do was remember what that abstract mass of goop that man used to be to get a good healthy laugh

[@tastemaker_87]

You truly are The King

[@IRVDawg]

Magnums being on sticks is *all* Limmy cares about 🙃

[@user-jt5vm3mi1w]

Magnum

[@isaiahd2123]

Serious stuff