The last D&D character you played as is hunting you. What do you do?
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The last D&D character you played as is hunting you. What do you do?
What are you supposed to do besides die? Because unless you're not telling us something, we all have Commoner stats. What are we supposed to do against anything higher than level 2?
Easy! Offer him a skull, a beer, a kobold, and get ready to party!
@@redman7775 gun?
Mine has refused to do damage from levels 4 through 8 due to his moral code not allowing him to harm most creatures (exceptions include mindless or evil undead, and hostile fiends), so the life-domain cleric kobold would likely just be hunting me down to give me a stern lecture.
Nothing, he has a habit of getting chronically lost unless it's to find a tavern, and since I don't drink I think I'm good! I'm super happy that I tend to think about the penalties my character will take before I think about their positives, and making a character who literally can't ever find anything (as in purposefully rolls disadvantage on all perception, survival, persuasion, and investigation checks) would be an absolute dream in a situation where my last character has to find me.
That being said, if he got help finding me, there's no chance of me beating a lvl 20 Polearm Master Battlemaster that was turned pseudo-undead giving him the ability to turn to mist and fly with a 300 ft move speed PLUS a literal 'teleports behind you' attack (my DM hates that I named it 'Nothing Personal Kid'). No my only hope of survival is offer him good alcohol or a great adventure. He's also chaotic good, so I could try appealing to his better nature so long as I wasn't on the actual path of evil. But uh... no. No fighting. Just dead.
HA! I’d be hunted by my oath of the ancients paladin Christoph Greenthorne, a good old farmer boy turn holy crusader that worships the goddess of agriculture. The worst I’d have to deal with him is his talkative nature
Be careful he might bore you to death
That one villain from captain underpants
Galath Hadron is a 6’8 human barbarian with a 300lb stone slab of a sword that uses lightning magic, and raided with a tribe of orcs for 20 years. He hurled a great axe at a dracolich that was 120ft. in the sky, hit it in the neck and made it fall onto a lava-covered floor. He decapitated a storm giant with one swing, and castrated an ogre with a power slide.
Die. I’d fkn die.
nice
And with that power slide,.you wouldn't die hard 😂
an 11th level necromancer that commands, at minimum, 18 orc skeletons.
Uh oh.
Rattle’em Boys!!
@@magoichi75*sans undertale music kicks in*
A level 11 undead half elf artificer alchnemist level 5, grave domain cleric level 6. Who protects stolen primordial texts of a world ending plague. ( their plague god wants the texts back too, but cannot take away their clerical abilities)
i would wake up, go eat breakfast, and immedatly die because his pet mimic put whyvern poison into my milk. Or some other arcane crafted disease, most likely not a fast one as he likes experimenting. Not saying he's evil, I could offer some knowledge and intregue him.
I've played dungeons and dragons once as an orc, things didn't go too well for me😢. Tho I do have some characters I once thought up so Idk if those count either
I’d be dead. Level 20 character, finished his character arcs so he doesn’t really have much in the way of psychological weaknesses, and he’s the strongest character I’ve ever made. I’m talking 1v1 Tiamat while remaining above half health, being ready to do it again after a short rest. There’s a reason I named him “Chad the God Killer”
What build to 1v2 tiamet?
I don’t remember the details, but I used Paladin, Bard, and barbarian. I also had a bunch of magic items that I used to increase my AC and CHR.
The basic idea was to make my defenses so strong that I wouldn’t take much of any damage. My lowest save bonus was in the teens or twenties ish, any my AC was above 40. I don’t think I used armor, and I had an Epic Boon as well as an additional feat (due to our table’s homebrew rules that I’m pretty sure we had at the time).
It’s been a while since I used Chad.
With homebrew magic items?
Lv 20 characters are gods born as mortals
If Tiamat somehow couldn't land a physical attack she'd just dragons breath you every turn and stay out of your melee reach. You'd die no matter how good your resistances are or how high your saves are, because at best you're still taking half damage from breath attacks that do between 67 and 90+ damage per breath attack.
Now if you were talking about the Tarrasque, that would be easily doable even from a much lower level.
A war forged artificer, cue the Terminator music. I'm dead
Dw im a similar level of fucked lol
My brother is in the same situation. One model is basically a Jedi, lightsaber included. The is a actual avatar of death.
R.I.P. both of you.
I'm playing a warforged necromancer wizard. So far loving the race.
Warforged paladin, Oath of Conquest. 20 AC at 3rd level...
I might survive if i surrender to him though, because he is hardcoded with the rules of engagement.
I hear you... Oh boy do I hear you....
Warforged Battlemaster-Fighter-8/Zealot-Barbarian-4/Artillerist-Artificer-3/War-Wizard-2 with Shield Master feat and a sentient artifact-level adamantine-greatsword he hand his creators collaborated in creating....
The one and only hope for survival is that he is not governed by emotions (although he very much experiences them). So if I can come up with a logical reason why killing me is a bad idea, then all is well. if not, well... at least he's only going to need one hit...
Get insurance. While Rita is a strong, super-fast literal bunny rabbit of a girl (Mutants and Masterminds, backstory is ‘bunch of scientists tried creating a slave army of human/animal hybrids, but played her in DnD as well, Shifter Monk), she’s also a sweetheart who won’t kill anyone who isn’t a machine or demon.
Best case scenario, she’ll ask me to give up. Worst case, I get a few broken bones.
yeah can't imagine the last character I played wanting to hurt someone who hasn't hurt her or someone she cares about.
A halfling rogue who crawled through a ceiling and walked right into a trap, activating a swinging axe. I WAS TOO SHORT FOR IT TO CUT OFF MY HEAD
LMFAO
That's amazing
KEKW THAT IS AMAZING
LMAO had a similar experience recently. We were playing a Waterdeep campaign, and ended up going throught the sewers. The DM said that we were going through a passage with about a foot of sewage. My character was 1 foot 5.
yeah another party member ended up carrying my sewage drenched hobo of a tabaxi after we realized that
My lore bard tells me my internet search history and I die.
LMFAO
Lol
Wait, is he casting it as Vicious Mockery?
@@ALJ9000 I think there's no need.
@@ALJ9000 if you shout based after every search result you avoid damage, heard it from a friend
Being hunted by an incredibly lucky, generally undying monk paladin multiclass?
I accept my fate.
not quite undying, but insanely durable as well: Warforged Battlemaster-Fighter-8/Zealot-Barbarian-4/Artillerist-Artificer-3/War-Wizard-2 with Shield Master feat and a sentient artifact-level adamantine-greatsword he and his creators collaborated in creating....
And yes, he also wears adamantine armor. So bringing him down isn't exactly easy. He was built to survive attrition-warfare, and it shows. Out of the 500 of his kin that went to war, by this point only around 20 are left... ...and he's one of them. And perhaps the most formidable of them.
i ask him to give me a 5 minute head start. since he has 0 sense of time, it should give me a few years to prepare
Or 5 seconds
My current Pathfinder character is Darius - an elf with draconic ancestry, neat magic spells, great intimidation, and absolutely no physical coordination. In his first session, he took twenty minutes to scale a short cliff face, killed two snakes nesting in a log, then nearly died falling off said log three separate times.
To protect myself from being hunted by this clumsy beauty, I lay a downed tree in front of the door and go to bed without a care in the world.
Brillant, I love him.
Yeah... My room's being fireballed in 7 seconds.
I guess a heavily religious bird is going to be screaming encourgements at me??
(Owlin Cleric, he was, so, so, ecstatic all the time. And loud.)
Edit: I should also mention he had a really bad habit of accidentally assisting the enemy.
Sounds similar to my kobold, a life-domain cleric who, from levels 4 through 8, did not deal even a single point of damage. His moral code heavily restricts what he will cause harm to (mostly mindless/evil undead and fiends.).
Me, playing as an ace fighter pilot in a sci fi campaign with access to a dozen nuclear missiles:
*Hahahaha... I'M IN DANGER*
Half a dozen nukes? Comrade I believe WE are in danger
Pixy is that you?
@@samueljo7910 funny you mention that, I use that exact same character as a Project Wingman OC
Nah man, he being hunted down by Crimson 1
@@Naofumi-Iwatani FUNNY YOU MENTION THAT, he is also a Magadanian PK
Hunted by a dragonborn ranger that was raised by dwarfs and praises Moradin....yeah im fucked
There is nothing I could do. He is silent, can be anywhere any time, and can be anything. Kenku Warlock hex blade with Bard College of Swords. Leveled to 28. He took control over the first level of Hell. He commands the army's of Hell. He can cast Disguise Self at will. He had a +25 to slight of hand checks. It was a very broken build. So much fun. But very broken.
Level 11 Chaotic Neutral Death Cleric Halfling with PTSD.
...If I'm lucky, I'll die. If I'm really lucky, I'll die quick.
Oof... not fun.
I'd probably go and buy some cheese and buy a whole pig carcass, then hide
He was a pretty chill Astral Self monk who was slowly transforming into a Wendigo, and he had quite the soft spot for cheese
I'd give him a hug and tell him "you're doing your best", he needs that a lot
My rock gnome artificer kinda became the party diplomat/therapist. He had a decanter of endless water and a homebrew item called the gooey gooey chocolate chip cookie ring. He would make me cry, but probably also better. His name is Rothan Whitestone.
That is so sweet, my heart-
Im being hunted by Vol'Ak a Githyanki who lost their whole squad of fellow gith to a mindflayer on the material plain. This was their first time on the material, so they were a fish out of water and stuck. They became a mercenary, and during one job, they accidentally killed the person they were hired to save. They and their group brutally dealt with the kidnappers to the point the hostage fought us in fear, and we only only knew they were the hostage after death. The hostage was a wizard planning their escape and didn't want to kill the captors, so they were taking their time. Until we came along. We rolled so many nat 20s we turned all those kidnappers to mush. Well, after that day of murder and trauma, Vol'Ak became a Redemption Paladin who desperately just wants to help those in need or who have strayed from the path of good. They arent wise, they find most people to be good, they love their parties buddy who is a lich of thay but my character doesnt know what that means and never has thought to distrust the "kind" wizard. They only dont trust you when you give a really good reason. And our party now babtsits them and sometimes points them towards a thing and says " Its evil go get it" and then Vol"Ak will go and ask "Hey are you evil?" And depending on the response, they either have a new friend or foe. They've made so many evil friends that they're confident are good or are on the path towards good. But if you are evil... they will pull out a hexblade and show you the wrath of love and kindness. They found a cursed sword, and i decided to go 1 level in hecblade and become buddies with my cursed sword. Make it do some good.
So I think I'd just have a new friend
Not to be dramatic but I would do anything for Vol'Ak. I love him, he's so sweet and I can totally see him accidentally turning people towards good just because he believes in them so much.
My character is this but in the different direction: a highly intelligent though a little sheltered canus (doggo) artificer/bard who would, quite literally, do anything for his friends. Good isn't the moral good - good is what his friends decide is good. He tries his best to also stay on the morally good part, mostly so his friends don't go down a path he knows they would regret, but hey if this dude made our casters life hell it's only fair he gets to learn just how long it takes for a person to die.
Ah the mere thought of having to fight a death cleric who can out heal anything I try to hurt them with it terrifying
I’m being hunted by the half astral elf half human gravity wizard Terrum, a young wize cracking, college graduate with a PHD in women’s studies, and an occasionally murderous strategist. He would find me with some divination spell, roll a 30 stealth somehow, and stalk me for 2 hours while deliberating about a plan, only to completely go off plan. He would knock me out and I would wake up in a bad of holding while he deliberated for another 2 hours about what to interrogate me on. Only for me to not have any information, and be thrown back into the bad to be forgotten and die of suffocation.
The PhD in Women's Studies is _terrifying_
They could just SJW-talk me to death 😂
My wood-elf werewolf barbarian, Fennis, is now hunting me. The good news is he was also formerly a monk, so he’d likely be willing to negotiate or talk through things rather than solve conflict with violence (his stat rolls were stupid good so I figured I’d put some stats into dex and wis and have his backstory be he was a monk before he got bitten and was exiled from his order).
My last character I played would depend on how close to the prompt we stick.
The last thing I ran was an NPC old master of a knight’s order well into his 60’s who missed _7 out of 8 attacks_ last combat.
He’s not _particularly_ chivalrous but he isn’t a murderer either. Probably just stay in my car and keep moving around 10 mph until the old man’s heart gave out or he changed his mind.
The last _PC_ I played was Jenta Tyvrane, an utterly ruthless Drow thief rogue whose unarmed attacks are about as dangerous as a short sword’s (level 3, with Martial Artist dedication).
I can’t outrun her (40 foot move speed).
I can’t out maneuver her (+4 Dex and good related skills).
My only hopes are either to get a gun and wait somewhere with a single entrance, convince her killing me does nothing to advance her master’s goals or protect the world as a whole, or _maybe_ overpower her as she has +0 strength in pathfinder (that’s a fairly big deal). Of course, she’s trained to take on larger, _trained_ opponents, so that last one is just a “YOLO” move.
And finally, my last _D&D 5e_ character is Anton Pierrovich, an old Rune Knight, ex-soldier who was flung through time to the campaign’s present time (level 4 Rune Knight).
Oddly enough, he’s the most likely to react calmly to suddenly being in the real world, as the leap to 2,000 years before the campaign to present campaign is probably just as shocking as going from the campaign to the real world.
I could explain that I don’t _know_ where his son ended up being flung, but I _do_ know he’s alive somewhere, and that every second he spends in my world is a second not spent in his looking for Nimir.
Again I could maybe hop on a highway and flee, but unlike the NPC he’s tough, strong, and determined, so that would take a long time.
He also uses a glaive and is like 6’4”, so maybe again holding a gun in a narrow, confined space would help.
I'm getting hunted by a shape-shifting artificer that can read minds, I'm probably dead
If we are doing campaign AND oneshot characters, my hunter would be an old mechanic with a love for the craft and assorted teas. There would be no need to fight. He is a peaceful man.
If oneshots dont count however...
Anchor306 is a warforged eldritch knight specialising in crossbows and all things ranged (sharpshooter feat). Reflavoured as a robot crafted by dwarves, designed for atmosphereless-zero g environments. Anchor wields a coil rifle that fires tungston rods for said exploration.
Anchor was my first time powergaming a character (not without rp or personality ofc). My best and only hope would be to short circuit his memory banks as part of his character is that he was offline in the bottom of an ocean for soooooo long that his memory storage just rusted away. It would have to be triggered from intense questioning.... If I even had the time to do that.
I’m a paladin fighter Dragonborn, in a set of heavy armor. Just run a lot
Man, I’m glad it’s not accurate to real life, the real ones are faster than soldiers, and can do basically anything that they can do WITHOUT armour, besides maybe sink or take it off within the hour.
Garrett, a halfling druid, mounted on a fasteith (a really fast dino from Eberon) named "stich."
I'm out ranged and out run. But the impending chase is making it on the internet
As the DM, the last character I voiced was “SLAMBO” the Glabrizu.
I’m just gonna off myself instead of waiting for a brick shit house to cause as much chaos as possible on his way to murder me as violently as possible.
The last character I made is for a modern-day setting and she is a red Dragonborn tinkerer whose job is to be a courier that drives a sports bike. Highly skilled and maneuverability and an escape artist when being pursued by people. Which in turn means that she is able to hunt down the person she is tasked to do so; in other words I am boned.
And it's lucky I'm in covering her and not her ancestor matchstick, who would plot My Demise by either blowing up my apartment complex or using me as an experiment if I pissed her off enough
I'm being hunted by a pixie that can cast fireballs and reanimate corpses as zombies. So I am certainly doomed.
I'm not worried at all, I'd be hunted by my Redemption Paladin. He won't kill me, he's the most morally upstanding character I have ever played lol. If it was any of the previous 3 characters I'd played before the Paladin I'd be dead lol
I never thought I'd be chased down by a chicken wielding a longsword until now
My kobold wizard wouldn't hesitate to dance on my grave
Last thing I played was a Thrii-kreen Graviturgy Wizard named Roach Limit.
With fire bolt and Phantom Steed, fighting them would be extremely challenging.
Did you make this character exclusively for the pun, or was that just a nice bonus? Either way…. Good one
What do I do? Offer him a skull, a beer, a kobold, and get ready to party!
What, does he fuck kobolds or something?
We don’t HAVE kobolds
@@Aaa-vp6ug Well then, I don't know what else to say except enjoy your life before a barbarian comes a crashing through your door⚔
@@CrazyHawkeComics this is YOUR hou-
*(Stabbed by door)*
Why did I play a mimic-
Absolutely nothing can stop me from dying to a lightning bolt now
As a forever dm, im dead!
My spell dwarf that knows every trolls name
Im chillin. My last character was a war-forged bard that was made out of wood and was given the power of the wind to aid in their ability to play music. My new character that I’m currently playing as, is an extremely home-brewed insanely powerful Half-Orc barbarian with an overwhelming constitution modifier of +56, and that’s not even his highest modifier bonus. New guy wins.
I'd invest in fire extinguishers. V is a draconic bloodline sorcerer with a almost solely fire based spell list and a pretty good incineration track record.
Good thing that he is the last character I played though, and not the 20 AC war machine that is my beloved Warforged paladin "Brick", who I played for a little one shot. My only shot for surviving against him would be to surrender because he was hardcoded to follow the rules of engagement.
I'm lucky that in the last session I played, I introduced my new character of the campaign: An autognome battlesmith artificer who has a big humanoid robot for his steel defender. Frank (the Steel Defender) would probably be a pain to deal with, but Ketloy (the actual artificer) has a pistol. It was either them or a woman with a magical halberd of mercury who has managed to kill at least 10 royal soldiers and the most powerful sorcerer she has heard of (the King) all on her own. Not to mention the fact that if she knows that I was the one who created her backstory, then that would give her a strong explanation for why she'd be hunting me down.
Mushu, the level 20 rogue/assassin half-elf, neutral evil. He’s covered head-toe in tattoos of weapons that when touched, produce said weapon from the ether (magically stowed weapons, if you will). He formed one of the largest assassins guild and one of the few that actually employs Naztharune assassins.
He was my character from our first and longest running 3.5 campaign.
I wouldn’t worry about him hunting me. There’s clearly nothing I can do about it and might as well enjoy whatever time I have left.
Kobold Battlesmith Artificer with a penchant for using monster parts to make things.
Welp, im dead! XD
I would be chilling at my house before he divine smited me into next week
A 6'8 Tabaxi vampire artificer rogue who has a 60ft fly speed, and has a +10 to stealth.
What I do is try to convince him I'm not a threat, but depending on what he's been told, I'm just dead.
I like how most of us just accepted our faith and just lay down to die
I only have a few sessions in, but I’m currently in a campaign with Rime of the Frost Maiden, playing Wabooz DerHass, a Battle Master Fighter. He’s a harengon and has the Gladiator background. His story starts in Waterdeep, as he was a “Professional” wrestler with the Waterdeep Wrestling Foundation. The underground fighting groups broke up his wrestling group, so he made his way to 10 Towns looking for his wrestling friends. His introduction to the party (I joined later in the campaign) almost lead to a TPK as we saving a townsfolk from a sacrifice, but that’s another story.
I'd just have to wait like, 5 years tops, old-ass champion fighter
So long as I’m not framed with killing one of his family members I’ve got a new chaotic good friend.
A frog. He’s an expert at finding things (such as humans) and snap open my rib cage with ease
Back myself into a corner and never sleep. Stealth modifier of +14
Gun. He was a bird.
I mean kenku.
A drunk dwarf fighter
I’m fine
My last D&D character was Johnathan S. Duct Tape, an artificer who used duct tape for like 90% of his abilities. This MF also had “Gun Chucks”, a pair of guns that he attached to opposite ends of a chain.
He also had: Bagpipes, A 7/11 sign, 2 Coffee machines, a tiger named “Got Cheeto”, and LSD that he got from Loki.
I’m most likely screwed.
I scream "CALLIOPE!" at random moments.
A short warforged grave cleric that has one year left to live before he permanently malfunctions, it's so sad that it has to end that way.
I’m gonna fucking die to a 8’6 giant barbarian who loves to brutalize his opponents in creative ways
I am being hunted by basically Moonknight. Gladin/Vormak = Stephen/Marc. In the campaign they're from, there is a form of fast-travel: basically each major population center has a large Soul Crystal, and every indivivdual has a Soul Stone. When the person wants to fast travel, they activate their Soul Stone, which connects to a Soul Crystal, and transforms their matter into soul energy which travels through the Soul Plane and then is reconstituted at the destination. Some terrorists were screwing with a Soul Crystal just as Galdin and Vormak were coming out of it, causing it to explode. Vormak's body was reconstitued and his soul put into it, but the crystal glitched with Gladin and thought that Vormak's body was his, so both their souls were fused and put into the same body, altering Gladin's memories to match Vormak's. They both died due to the explosion, which is when the moon god made a pact with Vormak to bring him back as a warlock in return for Vormak to serve him. When Gladin woke up, "his" body had magic moon powers so he became a paladin under the moon god. Neither knows of the other's existense. I would be hunted by Moonknight
I'm being hunted by my incredibly kind hearted and anxious tiefling sorcerer, Moon. I'm safe.
I’d be hunted by a sorcerer, WITH A GOD CREATOR CHICKEN FOR A FRIEND, AND A CHICKEN WHOSE EGGS BEND REALITY INTO CHAOS FOR A PET. Yeah I’m screwed
My guy is a wizard who will trip on nothing multiple times a day. he would probably be in the hospital in about an hour.
I play a Mimic(The characters don't know but the players and DM know) in Full Armor named Steel Ichornose who talks with paper and pencil and I'm just going to say I'm dead
I'm going to be yiffed by a hot bear druid dude
A genie who cant get more than 50 ft from his lamp, which is held by his master. 😂😂
Editors notes need to be bigger. They’re hilarious and I always miss them lol
Neutral Good "High" Elf. The elf doesn't care, it's too high to catch me
"Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same."
My tiefling sorcerer.. I can't even hit him or else I get engulfed in flames as a reaction.
a elf wizard master who hates goblins and burned a horse to ash in a fire tornado on accident
Have a Chat with him. While he is utterly terrifying he doesn't kill without being forced to.
He also is a stealthy, wise tracker with 24 strength thats 256cm tall and is much faster than me.
So I write notes, wait at a well lit up place and sing while making music.
Stock up on cat treats and hope my offering appeases the great Mr. Tiddles.
I've only played DND once, and that wasn't with my own character. However, I do have a character already in mind. He's a Dragonborn Artificer who took the Alchemist route. My idea is he's a Green Dragonborn, giving him a poison breath weapon and poison resistance. He uses it to create his potions and forage for ingredients respectively.
I have to deal with a lizard man who can make bombs.
Torrin Sulgrax, the Brass Dragonborn Swashbuckler and my first character. Captured to be sold as a slave by pirates when he was younger, Torrin joined the other prisoners in leading a mutiny to take control of the ship. He became the first mate, having helped the mutiny’s leader plan everything, but after sailing together with everyone for a time he decided to return to land and sold his services as a bodyguard or escort.
In my first (and so far only) campaign he was kind of the straightman for our party, able to keep his calm when dealing with townsfolk suspicious of our more magical party members since we were there to deal with a curse. He would often use his items to check for traps and help in combat, like dipping his fishing rod in a strange pond in the forest to see if anything was in there, or using a rope to find the path along a floor where there was an illusion to disguise a massive hole in a room, and dousing a boss in oil to light it on fire with his fire breath.
This was a low level campaign where two of my friends were helping me and two others learn how to play. Two characters actually died due to really unlucky rolls but since we were new our DM decided to bring them back to life since one was our only PC veteran (the other was only DMing) and having one of the newbies die would have sucked. Though their revivals were at least explained.
Cool thing is that each of our characters got to be the one to end an encounter throughout the campaign, just by chance, with Torrin getting the kill on the final boss (a mechanical bird) by shooting an arrow that pierced both its wings and grounded it.
Given he was pretty reasonable I think I would have a decent enough chance of talking things out with him… but there’s no chance I would survive if he actually wanted me dead xD
Trog would never hurt unless I touch his trees, he really likes his trees
I’d be hunted down by my Kitsune Hexblade Warlock. I have absolutely nothing to fear. Mans a complete dork and well meaning.
I'm being hunted by Sharpie Twostide, who is a ranger wood elf, a very sharp shooter, and...a bounty hunter.
He's not really a mean person, but unless it's a well paying bounty or a reasonable bounty, he'll never stop hunting his target.
He's very quick on his feet and not only does he never miss a shot with his arrows, he also never misses a cut with his daggers either. His arrows also have enchantments and special gadgets that make his shots more unique such as explosives and other things.
A civil conversation with him would be an easy way for him not to kill me, but he would still take me to whoever hired him alive and in one piece, so that's a plus at least.
I'd be being hunted by Bear Hugh, a Path of the Giant Barbarian, played as something of a brawler. I would embrace and hug him and accept my fate at the hands of his Cafuné that he would use to ease people even though he had terrible charisma to perform such Cafuné x'D
Forgot to say he's a Bugbear and werebear
My last character was a psychopathic murderer who would probably still kill me even though he’s level four at the moment. If we were to fast forward a few more sessions I would be mega screwed because the DM has let us know that we can take it to godhood if we wanted.
I pray that this wholesome smol bean plasmoid doesn't actually to kill me. Because if Roger wants me dead, I'm dead.
My cleric was elevated to godhood so I would be doomed
Kellach, Warforged Barbarian wielding a massive two handed hammer on a revenge quest. He’s not too bright and afraid of heights, so tricking him to a cliff side and stranding him there would be a good start. Lots of ways to make him fall to his death.
I’d sit down and pray that tzeench would find it funny to deny him of a kill.
Either that or I’d sit down huddled in a corner attempting to look as pathetic as possible as his code prevents him from claiming skulls he feels would be unworthy for Khorne to sit upon(also know as “he doesn’t kill the weak… usually”) the only exception would be if it was a directive straight from Khorne that a specific individual must die or if the weakling was somehow preventing him from arriving at a proper battle
He is a level 20 warforged oath of conquest paladin who worships the blood god Khorne named Baerakus who duel wields lances while riding a huge sized bear, both covered in adamantine full plate. (The bear is an artificer/druid/paladin played by a friend of mine.)
1. He Is himself a large creature(magic item)
2. His mere presence exudes such terror on anyone around him that their minds literally rend themselves apart.
3. His AC is at an almost permanent 32 with adamantine armor which means I quite literally can’t hurt him in any way as his armor has exactly zero weak spots and I am certainly no tarrasque
4. He does not need to eat, drink, or sleep so if he is hunting me down in particular then he has exactly zero reason to stop.
5. He is effectively immortal as a warforged so I’m not outliving him.
6. He has a back up great sword just in case someone gets too close so I wouldn’t be inconveniencing him all that much by closing the distance.
7. His aura while you are frightened by it also prevents you from moving so I’m not going to be able to flee.
8 he has a 14 in wisdom with expertise in perception so I’m not hiding from him(feat: skill expert)
Become a human experiment
Sorcerer who’s neutral evil and modifies his own body with magic and does human experiments
Oh I’d be absolutely screwed. Level 18 divination wizard. I’d be found by scrying then either be warped to another dimension, disintegrated or sucked into a black hole. And I’d have no chance of living cause of good ol’ portent. At least she’s somewhat kind, but she does get the job done.
The character before that was a lvl 20 zealot barbarian who used a sword the size of a five story building so honestly I’d be red paste if any of the last like five characters of mine jumped me.
My dude has +120 to stealth checks. I would be dead and still walking down the street without my body realizing I died
Man I just stopped mid workout to be pissed at an elf named Grimnir. That shits going in the book
The last character I played is Kamille Kruchevsky, 6th Level Human Fighter, Psi Warrior to be exact. A Noblewoman of a merchant town that's about was Discworld-y as you can get without actually being a Discworld. Lucky for me, she's a woman who prefers to conversation and understanding instead of violent, saving her sword for foes that will only respond with murder and violence or just straight-up evil. About as goodie-good as you can get. Her family is the embodiment of dad jokes, use their riches and political power for both country and their people.
As long as I don't act like an irredeemable jackass and discuss just what the hell it is that I did to deserve her wrath, what I can do to right my wrongs, etc, I'll be A-OK.
I’m being hunted by Silva Hooterson, the Owlin artificer/explorer of realms. Her boundless curiosity has driven her to explore not just her own realm, but all other reals as well. She scavenges the realms she visits to build more inventions including weapons, toys, and upgrades for her ship.
I’d probably just give her something she’d find useful or interesting from our realm, like a cell phone, kitchen appliance, or literally anything shiny. She’ll probably leave me alone afterwards
A changeling Rouge inquisitive who's whole shtick is information gathering and tracking people down while not being found.
My current character is a horizon walker ranger who can teleport, turn invisible, melt into walls, walk through walls, track humans really well, and also is a vampire.
I'm just dead
Cute smoll tabaxi bardlock that serves Ki-rin to eradicate all evil. Would be pretty accurate job for him XD
An autognome artificer, with a big ass hammer... im going to go splat
Oh... I played a Dark Fairy called Jack Frost... I'm so dead. If I'm lucky, he will do it quick.
Level 1 Halfling rogue with staggering advantage on dex and stealth, very good at archery with a short bow (witch they have) and a shield
Oh I'm screwed. A neutral sorcerer that can move at blinding speeds and his strongest feat being a twinned empowered FiREbAll that was able to obliterate a storm giant. As well as instantly kill an army of 50 orcs, including a vice general and general.
Magnus is going to reduce me to a fine mist with that Zweihander
Heck naw
Zephyr Silverwind; my Dragonborn sorcerer on a mission to bring back his two younger brothers.
I literally had a RP moment where I told my party I’d stop at nothing to accomplish this; hes normally super calm and friendly but would turn your limbs to ash if you intervened in his quest.
I last played a plasmoid named jelloff "jelly" . When he got mad he boiled and set the area on fire. He would just jack the parties ship and air drop on me and either I die by wrench, fire, or he eats me