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  • @Xyler94
    @Xyler94 Місяць тому +2525

    As a Canadian, HLC, I'm gonna teach you Canada's second rule:
    Hockey Season is the only exception to Rule 1. If Hockey Season is interrupted because someone fooked around, 2 War Crimes at a time are authorized!

    • @sawools
      @sawools Місяць тому +173

      How many if they close Tim Hortons?

    • @Tusker2zero2
      @Tusker2zero2 Місяць тому +34

      🏆 for the win!

    • @CanadianGamer.01
      @CanadianGamer.01 Місяць тому +141

      ​@@sawools Do you really want to know the answer to that question?

    • @JerryKosloski
      @JerryKosloski Місяць тому +36

      How many war crimes when the Leafs lose?

    • @hollunk6969
      @hollunk6969 Місяць тому +39

      I thought that when Hockey Season is interrupted then the shit of whoever interrupted it is like the Twi'lek from star wars: Free use

  • @EvilWillYT
    @EvilWillYT Місяць тому +147

    As a Canadian I am offended, the notion we can't multitask when filling out the Geneva Checklist is absurd and insulting!

    • @danielmclellan1522
      @danielmclellan1522 Місяць тому +13

      I'm sure he meant one per person.

    • @word6344
      @word6344 Місяць тому +20

      ​@@danielmclellan1522Yea, it's polite to give everyone a turn at the checklist

    • @Warthuder_player
      @Warthuder_player Місяць тому +3

      Lol

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 Місяць тому +1116

    "We can't fly that slow" is both savage and true. The BUFF may be old, but at least he's a jet. The Bear is still using turboprops.

    • @Svenne-man-1880
      @Svenne-man-1880 Місяць тому +100

      And the bear can be tracked by sonar as it is so loud, just a utter trash bin of a airframe.

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 Місяць тому +114

      @@Svenne-man-1880 Oh, it’s a fine combat plane.
      For 1960.

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 Місяць тому +49

      Am I the only one who was thinking of that scene from Spaceballs?
      "They've gone to PLAID!?!"
      Also, very smart response to calm him down IMO.

    • @scottthompson3670
      @scottthompson3670 Місяць тому +25

      ​@@Svenne-man-1880I mean, isn't that air frame just a b-29 air frame that they copied?

    • @danieldieste9905
      @danieldieste9905 Місяць тому

      I mean Buff surely knows a couple of old geezers that wouldn't say no to some TLC, time in the air and an opportunity to rant at russians and chinese.

  • @jonnybgoode422
    @jonnybgoode422 Місяць тому +1665

    "only one war crime at a time" 🤣

    • @lPhoenixGloryl
      @lPhoenixGloryl Місяць тому +51

      but also "it's never a war crime the first time" so who really knows? 😂

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 Місяць тому +29

      I find that very offensive. The rule is "the first time isn't a war crime" followed by "The more the merrier". It should also be expressed in both official languages. If we decide to not keep our sticks on the ice I can promise you that high sticking will be just the first call.

    • @davesnothere.
      @davesnothere. Місяць тому +10

      @@skoshman1 I'm offended by the fact that you are offended. /s

    • @77Ironwolf
      @77Ironwolf Місяць тому +5

      Where is my T-shirt?

    • @lukeamato423
      @lukeamato423 Місяць тому +7

      Do it once, do it right

  • @ghostmochi6255
    @ghostmochi6255 Місяць тому +1168

    "Florida, what are you doing?"
    Hey man let Florida have fun. Even Floridians gotta go on vacations.

    • @philonetic321
      @philonetic321 Місяць тому

      Other countries are apparently sending us their criminals. Imagine if we sent them ours.

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd Місяць тому +36

      We used to vacation right here in Florida until everyone else ruined it.

    • @MrSGL21
      @MrSGL21 Місяць тому +17

      @@dr.floridamanphd this. now everyone leaves the state for vacation. my last one was to northern Alabama

    • @njkml-ki2xq
      @njkml-ki2xq Місяць тому

      no

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd Місяць тому +1

      @@MrSGL21 why?

  • @ComradeInspector
    @ComradeInspector Місяць тому +469

    I absolutely love HLC’s Canadian accent/imitation that he does. It seems spot on and it makes me chuckle everytime he does the “Oh hey there hi there, hello there bud.” 😂

    • @DeeegerD
      @DeeegerD Місяць тому +10

      I detect no accent eh? 🇨🇦

    • @ComradeInspector
      @ComradeInspector Місяць тому

      @@DeeegerD Nope. I’m American lol.

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 Місяць тому +10

      It makes me understand why upper Midwest people say that Canadians sound just like them.

    • @charliehiker2247
      @charliehiker2247 Місяць тому +11

      It sounds like he got his vocal inspiration from the Red Green Show :)

    • @Cuz.im.batman
      @Cuz.im.batman Місяць тому +6

      Ontario are the normal ones b.c isn't to far behind us,, alberta is little Texas, Saskatchewan is the Midwest, and Atlantic Canada are to far gone and quebec is just quebec even I can't make an excuse for them

  • @appo9357
    @appo9357 Місяць тому +407

    1:27 A fleet of sparkly bass boats zooming across the Atlantic, leaving cigarette butts and empty beer cans along the way.

    • @calvinhavener596
      @calvinhavener596 Місяць тому +48

      Have to include the pontoon boats for resupply

    • @riverraven7359
      @riverraven7359 Місяць тому +1

      Sounds like Spain.

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 Місяць тому +39

      With the "fish" detecting radars, remote cameras, and sonar, and along with the speed and maneuverability of a methed out hummingbird those high end bass boats could actually prove a problem for a lot of different..."local wildlife" Florida would see on said vacation.

    • @appo9357
      @appo9357 Місяць тому +7

      @@calvinhavener596 knew I forgot something 🤦🏻

    • @Carmine3125377jr
      @Carmine3125377jr Місяць тому +1

      ​@@appo9357😂😂😂😊

  • @fabiansuckfull9446
    @fabiansuckfull9446 Місяць тому +226

    Pretty sure the Canadians have a second rule: It's not a war crime the first time.
    Someone's gotta keep those busybodies at the Hague employed after all.

    • @Ky-kx2hd
      @Ky-kx2hd Місяць тому +14

      That's less of a rule and more of a motto 🤔

    • @6Oryan
      @6Oryan Місяць тому

      If there’s no one left to say anything nothing happened, it certainly wasn’t a war crime.
      “All those people just left just like the Germans in the wars”

  • @thatonefloridaguy7927
    @thatonefloridaguy7927 Місяць тому +819

    I thought Canadians had a whole list of rules.
    The Geneva Suggestions.

    • @LincolnMiller-di8qv
      @LincolnMiller-di8qv Місяць тому +67

      Geneva Convention ❎
      Geneva suggestion ❎
      Geveva checklist ✅

    • @halo-cn3ku
      @halo-cn3ku Місяць тому +19

      Huh I thought it was called the Geneva Checklist?

    • @keltdavies8792
      @keltdavies8792 Місяць тому +30

      That's not a list of rules, it's a list of accomplishments.

    • @samschellhase8831
      @samschellhase8831 Місяць тому +12

      No, those are still rules. Canadians just find the loopholes, figure out new things to do to add to the list!

    • @ThatRandomDruid
      @ThatRandomDruid Місяць тому

      ​@@samschellhase8831qouting my buddy whos a 3 hour drive fron me across the canadian border who once said "We do not find loopholes, we just find new and more horrific ways to kill people who fuck with our shit and make sure to cause as much lasting damage to them as possible" lol

  • @Director_Orson_Krennic
    @Director_Orson_Krennic Місяць тому +806

    watching this with a friend in poland, I cannot tell you how quickly he cheered when 'Kurwa' was said

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 Місяць тому +15

      translation?

    • @primosquash3741
      @primosquash3741 Місяць тому +7

      Lol

    • @primosquash3741
      @primosquash3741 Місяць тому

      ​@@jackclark1994a 304

    • @sorashadow9775
      @sorashadow9775 Місяць тому +93

      ​@@jackclark1994 It means fuck, I sometimes use it as a way to not get caught swearing.

    • @theplayer1997
      @theplayer1997 Місяць тому +39

      ​@@jackclark1994the polish f word, basically.

  • @brainfart22
    @brainfart22 Місяць тому +119

    I feel like Florida was severely underestimating how much beer it would take to get to Somalia. Between the amount of transit time, and the consumption rate of the average floridian

    • @siliciaveerah9327
      @siliciaveerah9327 Місяць тому +8

      maybe two barrels? per person

    • @carsemonkey1
      @carsemonkey1 Місяць тому +6

      Floridians don't get very good fuel mileage

    • @gutnickgutnick5066
      @gutnickgutnick5066 Місяць тому +2

      I was also thinking 2 30 racks is not enuf. HLC must be a tea totaler.

    • @fatpad00
      @fatpad00 Місяць тому +3

      ​​@@gutnickgutnick5066
      I doubt 2 30-racks is enough for the average floridian to get from Jacksonville to Miami. let alone Somalia. He'll, they may not even make it to Daytona

    • @warmonger2500
      @warmonger2500 Місяць тому +3

      He said 30 pack, he didn't say what "size" pack. I believe they make pallets of kegs in Florida, so one 30 pack of kegs should work fine.

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono Місяць тому +210

    "Only one war crime at a time"
    I dunno. With how huge the Canadian wilderness is, I'm sure they could hide MULTIPLE war crimes at a time.

    • @luminary69revision2
      @luminary69revision2 Місяць тому +23

      I'm sure there's fine print somewhere that specifies "only one *known* war crime at a time" or some such

    • @j.g.woitas841
      @j.g.woitas841 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@luminary69revision2SHHHHHH!!!

    • @FurikoMaru
      @FurikoMaru Місяць тому +9

      Did your mother never tell you what happens to snitches?

    • @Evans-jv2qd
      @Evans-jv2qd Місяць тому +12

      1 War Crime at a time…. Per person.
      Details matter.

    • @kainedemigod101
      @kainedemigod101 Місяць тому +6

      Only one war crime at a time *in fine print* that is known

  • @jonpaulmcpeake277
    @jonpaulmcpeake277 Місяць тому +80

    I can't wait for Franklin to learn how to fly the kid....a truly unstoppable duo

  • @ritalinuserX
    @ritalinuserX Місяць тому +167

    Here is how to use "Kurwa" correctly:
    1.) Say "Kurwa"
    2.) You did it!

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Місяць тому +23

      However you meant it, you got the meaning across perfectly.
      Meant to call him a "bitch"? -- Nailed it.
      Meant to say "fuck you"? -- Nailed it.
      Meant to say "bite me"? -- Nailed it.

    • @packrat-y7j
      @packrat-y7j Місяць тому +18

      Kurwa is Polish Multi-Tool. ❤

    • @user-fs9ie8jc2r
      @user-fs9ie8jc2r Місяць тому +6

      @@packrat-y7jone word with a hundred meanings

    • @ko9563
      @ko9563 Місяць тому +3

      Polish is the most complicated language ever. My family and friends explaining it to my wife is a never ending string of wide eye moments. We had to make something simple in it to give us sanity while we try to remember how to make every word in a sentence grammatically correct, and remember the slight difference between s, ś, sz.

    • @ko9563
      @ko9563 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@user-fs9ie8jc2r, it's a nice break from one word a hundred conjugations. It's like "Romans Go Home" from Monty Python on Veteran difficulty.

  • @Kriegsmen-7803
    @Kriegsmen-7803 Місяць тому +259

    Love European Texas getting some jabs-from a Texan

    • @therealbahamut
      @therealbahamut Місяць тому +15

      As a fellow Texan I am also quite proud of Little European Texas.

    • @Kriegsmen-7803
      @Kriegsmen-7803 Місяць тому +5

      @@therealbahamut aren’t we all.

    • @Serpher1
      @Serpher1 Місяць тому +15

      @@therealbahamut Greetings from Little European Texas o/

    • @Kriegsmen-7803
      @Kriegsmen-7803 Місяць тому +5

      @@Serpher1 hello from Texas

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 Місяць тому +1

      @@Serpher1 Using peripheral vision, the Sudetic Mountains look kind of like the shape of a gun.

  • @TheSnailfeeder
    @TheSnailfeeder Місяць тому +20

    As an Alaskan that was at an airshow about last week, yes, there were F-22s... and Canadian F-18s, oddly enough.

    • @countrydingus3252
      @countrydingus3252 Місяць тому +2

      I did a rotcs class in highschool got a tour through one of their hangars and I got a few pic of f22s it was awesome, of course I got permission from the pilots to do so

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 Місяць тому +33

    Having been established in April, 1924, I’d like to say happy 100th birthday to the Royal Canadian Air Force!

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Місяць тому +1

      only 3 months late

  • @Aredel
    @Aredel Місяць тому +16

    Imagine having propeller-driven strategic bombers in 2024. Good Lord. Grandpa Buff may be old, but at least he's keeping up with the times.

  • @bogdancondicaru7848
    @bogdancondicaru7848 Місяць тому +19

    As a Romanian who religiously follow your every rather short video... I'm happy we're mentioned. I'm gonna leave here this little gem my grandfather told me while still alive: "măi Staline, măi Staline, vezi că vin oltenii la tine".
    Gotta say, there's no love lost for Russian state. At least in my family. Aforementioned grandfather was imprisoned by communists because he said: "Gagarin didn't landed on the moon, landed on my D***'s head".
    Later learned that he actually was right, Gagarin was the first man in space, not the first man on the moon🤣😂🤭

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Місяць тому +3

      Bruh, your grandfather is a legend!

    • @bogdancondicaru7848
      @bogdancondicaru7848 Місяць тому

      @@SarafinaSummers thanks🤗
      He was indeed🥰
      I miss him terribly...

  • @joefromravenna
    @joefromravenna Місяць тому +16

    That Polish K word had me laughing out loud so hard
    In Slovak, that word ranks between Sh** and F**K on the expletive scale

    • @butterflyed
      @butterflyed Місяць тому

      In Hungarian, it means "slŭt" b!tch or wh0r3😅

  • @brendan5825
    @brendan5825 Місяць тому +26

    I actually had the privilege of meeting a Canadian F18 pilot some years ago at an Air show. Super nice guy, and was as crazy as they come. He took off and proceeded to roll twice with his gear still down not even 100 feet off the runway once he was up. I also got to meet some Australian C130 pilots who also were cool as shit. I think I was 13 at the time. They took me up to the cockpit and put me in the pilots seat. Another great bunch of guys.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Місяць тому +3

      Ah yes the dirty roll on takeoff, a Canadian airshow special.

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 Місяць тому +5

      It takes a special kind of person to be a fighter pilot, regardless of nationality. They're always "a little bit crazy", but usually in the casually daring way that you can't help but respect.

    • @brendan5825
      @brendan5825 Місяць тому +3

      @@lemax6865 My Uncle was a Buff pilot and he said the same thing lol

  • @MJ-kc8iz
    @MJ-kc8iz Місяць тому +14

    "How far from Florida to Somalia...?" Floridian being as Floridian as possible again. I love Florida so much.

  • @ZacharyJClark
    @ZacharyJClark Місяць тому +50

    They were flying so slow, you'd have fallen out if the sky.
    F-22s only weakness.
    Flying slow. 😂

    • @LordToxicis
      @LordToxicis Місяць тому +1

      so Trevor Philips in a cropduster

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi Місяць тому +2

      Counter argument, he could fly circles around them

    • @ZacharyJClark
      @ZacharyJClark Місяць тому +6

      @@HubiKoshi The US will never show the rest of the world whay the F-22 is truly capable of until war.
      The F-22 the rest of the world has no idea, it is limited only by the pilots physical ability to take G Forces.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@ZacharyJClark
      F-22 is incapable of flying at low speed.

    • @ZacharyJClark
      @ZacharyJClark Місяць тому

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Not what I am talking about, AT ALL.

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm Місяць тому +101

    Missiles almost hitting Romania? *[mega sniff]* SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED TO BRING THE IMPALER'S TRADITIONS BACK!

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 Місяць тому +16

      Release an army of rabid bats for the most dramatic attack

    • @Argento_Wolf
      @Argento_Wolf Місяць тому +12

      Or just wake Dracula up and point him in the right direction while clearing said direction out of civis

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Місяць тому +11

      @@Argento_Wolf Dracula is Vlad the Impaler theoretically (Stoker was inspired by him) so...I agree!

    • @Argento_Wolf
      @Argento_Wolf Місяць тому

      @@ChaplainPhantasm that’s even better

    • @Grt_like
      @Grt_like Місяць тому +8

      ​@MariaTex3 the US has contemplated and tested this actually. Look up BatBomb by Fat Electrician

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Місяць тому +70

    Only 1 war crime at a time lmao, Do not give that Canadian F-18 any ground ordinance... In fact dont let him near airliners!

    • @word6344
      @word6344 Місяць тому +4

      Every airliner taking the short route over the arctic is just making the CF-18 pilots edge.

    • @jameswells554
      @jameswells554 Місяць тому +3

      No, no; air to air intercept of civilian airliners is a Russian specialty.
      "Ёлкы палки"

    • @word6344
      @word6344 Місяць тому +1

      @@jameswells554 It may be their specialty, but Canada is a jack of all trades when it comes to the Geneva bucket list

    • @jameswells554
      @jameswells554 Місяць тому

      @@word6344 aka Canadian Combat Chicanery 101

    • @highendservicesbarrieont8347
      @highendservicesbarrieont8347 Місяць тому +1

      Got 727 and 737 and 747 and Dash 8 and water bombers here in Canada...all kinds of aircraft we can strap checklist ordinance too....

  • @Thebobkiller1
    @Thebobkiller1 Місяць тому +14

    As a Minnesotan (read as southern Canadian), I would like to remind the Canadians it's only a crime if you get caught. Or are on the losing side. Neither of which Canada will be, because we all know you will apologize for it, and because you're more terrifying than Florida when pissed off.

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r Місяць тому +41

    With how bad Russia is doing in Ukraine, I'd be surprised if they made it past the seals sunning themselves on the beaches of Alaska.
    They might he adorable sea puppers, but they are as vicious as dolphins when they want to be.

    • @mateuszzimon8216
      @mateuszzimon8216 Місяць тому

      Do u know what dolphins do?
      They are known for being rapist, they use puffer fish as drugs.....
      Sea puppers can't beat dolphins.

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel Місяць тому +5

      Been chased off a beach in Cali enough times to know that. Oh wait, those were sea lions. Eh, semantics.

    • @danielmclellan1522
      @danielmclellan1522 Місяць тому +7

      And then there's the bears. And the moose. Russia would be having a REALLY bad time even before the two-leggeds showed up

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 Місяць тому +2

      well they somehow got past the whales of the atlantic....

  • @maxalbon9557
    @maxalbon9557 Місяць тому +13

    0:37 - That was perfect. The RRRRRRRRRR in kuRwa was 100% polished :D.

  • @Sera_AI
    @Sera_AI Місяць тому +12

    Romania: You won't mind if I shoot things coming at me, right?
    Russia: Don't you dare!
    Poland: Article 5! Article 5! Article 5!

  • @liamroarke7991
    @liamroarke7991 Місяць тому +19

    Poland's starting to go completely unhinged, and Russia's visibly panicking.

    • @ErukanuSenpai
      @ErukanuSenpai Місяць тому

      The more kurwa you hear in one sentence, the more fked you are 😂

    • @ko9563
      @ko9563 Місяць тому

      If Russia starts war with Poland, the drop zone for the 101st airborne will be moving at around 40 mph as every Pole races to be the one to plant the flag on the Kremlin first. I can not imagine what some Polish enlisted guys would do in Moscow. Completely see Weekend at Bernies military secual featuring Lenin.

  • @jamiekagemori1299
    @jamiekagemori1299 Місяць тому +17

    “Man with that mileage im gonna need two 30 packs per person at least.” Had me REELING

    • @thepolishbear
      @thepolishbear Місяць тому

      As a first gen Polish American who served in the US Navy, living in Tennessee since I was 13, and I'm almost 39 now, I'm about what Florida is talking about....if i go on a mission unexpected and/or dangerous, i need to be "hyped" up, you know....so I'll take my minimum two 30 packs any day, all day

    • @jamiekagemori1299
      @jamiekagemori1299 Місяць тому

      @@thepolishbear now this is what my taxpayer dollars are for

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 Місяць тому +9

    "I've seen Waffle Houses weather harsher storms then your Navy"
    under rated burn.

  • @imcbocian
    @imcbocian Місяць тому +27

    That was the most polite and official tonned kurwa i have ever heard. And i'm a Pole.

    • @GrimK77
      @GrimK77 Місяць тому +1

      @@imcbocian that's how it's spoken in offices or when doing gossips over the phone/zoom
      Słyszałem wiele razy, używałem wiele razy, mając ku temu powody. 😁

  • @Dimitri219
    @Dimitri219 Місяць тому +95

    i swear Canada's the embodiment of that one 11th Doctor quote "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." and i, a fellow commonwealth pal (hint, we have the big ass spiders) am all here for it

    • @StelyDn
      @StelyDn Місяць тому +12

      Whovian Approved.😊

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 Місяць тому +4

      Correct.

    • @asgenkarlson2703
      @asgenkarlson2703 Місяць тому +13

      Canada has the geese. Emutopia has it's emus and spiders. It's like amphibious assault and then you have the heavy tank forces.

    • @banzeyegaming2234
      @banzeyegaming2234 Місяць тому +10

      One thing Canada and Australia both have in common? We have the fuck-huge wasteland of nothing.
      The Australians have Pacific Afghan. We have Winter Vietnam.

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 Місяць тому +2

      @@banzeyegaming2234 wasteland of literally fucking nothing gang 👍

  • @EricDKaufman
    @EricDKaufman Місяць тому +49

    I spent a wonderful summer in Poznan 20 years ago. I remember enough Polish.... Glorious!!!!

    • @WoTBlitzAddict
      @WoTBlitzAddict Місяць тому +3

      Nice to hear that, but a lot have changed over those 20 years, you would be surprised.

    • @GrimK77
      @GrimK77 Місяць тому

      @@EricDKaufman you would hardly recognise Poland now... 20 years ago we merely got into EU (achievement in its own right), but during these 20 years, Poland has progressed rapidly because of that. Culture shock caused by such progress made many Ukrainians think "We want that too. If western style democracy works for Poland, it should work for us too, despite what Putin and his cronies say."

  • @MrJinglejanglejingle
    @MrJinglejanglejingle Місяць тому +31

    F-22 literally cannot fly slow enough to stay with the bombers. He'd have to do donuts in the sky purely to stay nearby.

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah Місяць тому +11

      Is it considered an attack to "accidentally" smack a fool with a sonic boom...repeatedly?

    • @jaredjessop6781
      @jaredjessop6781 Місяць тому +2

      @@Chokahnot if you only do one at a time

    • @Purg777
      @Purg777 Місяць тому +1

      Why do I feel like they'd be drawing sky phallic objects in the sky pointing at the 95 with contrails....

    • @rohesilmnelohe
      @rohesilmnelohe Місяць тому +1

      It very much can when flying high AOA.
      Also... they flew alongside A10s here in Estonia. And A10s are really, REALLY slow.

    • @nickfury1279
      @nickfury1279 Місяць тому +3

      F-22 stalls at about 170 mph. The F-35, a little lower than that. The Tu-95 cruises at 440 mph, and has a max speed of 575 mph. So neither plane would have an issue with intercepting a Tu-95

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 Місяць тому +60

    Romania being deep and done with it all is just good.

    • @asgenkarlson2703
      @asgenkarlson2703 Місяць тому

      ...am I the only one that's got PTS from seeing your profile pic and remembering the eyeball laser beams of death and the body slams by tentacles? Just me? (US 3rd C'thun kill)

    • @highendservicesbarrieont8347
      @highendservicesbarrieont8347 Місяць тому

      Yes....may their balance sheet work out well soon.They remember

  • @brianl8481
    @brianl8481 Місяць тому +9

    “Only one war crime at a time.” That’s per person, I assume.

  • @GlasgowCeltic88
    @GlasgowCeltic88 Місяць тому +13

    Poland: "Russia, fight me you fucking **insert meow sound** 🐈"

  • @Ahalaya
    @Ahalaya Місяць тому +16

    Romania's voice and Poland's roll in that bit, plus the Canadian F18 had me dying.

  • @piotr7805
    @piotr7805 Місяць тому +8

    "How far from Florida to Somalia" - has freaking killed me. I'll never get tired of your sense of humor.

  • @Nikki7B
    @Nikki7B Місяць тому +9

    As a Canadian, I always find the accent funny, because that's how my Dad talks 😂

  • @jessebrown7398
    @jessebrown7398 Місяць тому +204

    HLC you make my day when you make these, it’s a tough time for our nation and not many people can explain this well and make it funny!

  • @mspicer3262
    @mspicer3262 Місяць тому +23

    That "one war-crime at a time" rule is just a distraction... then nobody pays attention to everything **else** we're doing... *cracks knuckles*...

    • @Gotenhanku
      @Gotenhanku Місяць тому +3

      Also remember it's never a war crime the first time.

  • @carlspam5335
    @carlspam5335 Місяць тому +36

    Canada: "Professionals have standards"

  • @samschellhase8831
    @samschellhase8831 Місяць тому +15

    Having watched the RCAF F-18 demo at the Oshkosh Airshow, they’re doing some fine stunts. Like, a cooler takeoff than I’ve seen our US demo teams do.

  • @dannyeaton5784
    @dannyeaton5784 Місяць тому +17

    As TFE says, it's not a war crime the first time.

  • @ErukanuSenpai
    @ErukanuSenpai Місяць тому +54

    Oh my God! He did it! He finally did it! And he even used it correctly!
    I'm so proud of you kurwa❤

    • @Sh_rib
      @Sh_rib Місяць тому +5

      Kurwa!!!! Yeah!!!! And yes HLC used it correctly 😎😎😎

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Місяць тому +2

      wait what does it mean>?

    • @Serpher1
      @Serpher1 Місяць тому

      @@hardwirecars "Kurwa" it's a Polish word for "Fuck" or "Whore"

    • @Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma
      @Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma Місяць тому +5

      @@hardwirecars It's a Polish f-word. Now, it doesn't mean what the f-word means, but is used almost in the same way. The "k-word" stands for a wh0re. Literally a "bent/twisted woman", You do have a word "curve" in the English language. Well, that's the same Latin word.

    • @rafabartosik9870
      @rafabartosik9870 Місяць тому +3

      @@hardwirecars literally it means "a whore" but it is our go-to swear word, just like English "fuck".

  • @kylepeters8690
    @kylepeters8690 Місяць тому +21

    Oh my gods, as a canadian I am loving war criminal canada. It never fails to make me laugh my ass off

  • @greggyp647
    @greggyp647 Місяць тому +7

    Hey everyone, I just came from EAA Oshkosh and the major celebration this year was Canadian 100 Year anniversary of the Canadian Air Force. Send a shout out to them

    • @Trailmaker.
      @Trailmaker. Місяць тому +2

      I was there too, first time

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify Місяць тому +23

    Romania showing some flex… about damn time, and Florida be like “I’ve seen better fights put up in a Waffle House” 😂😂😂 I understand that reference

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel Місяць тому

      Sad part is, it's true as well.

  • @JohnMacintyre-cl5nu
    @JohnMacintyre-cl5nu Місяць тому +15

    *NOW! NOW! ALL JOKES ASIDE WE ONLY ENACTED WAR CRIMES ON OTHER SOLDIERS!! NEVER THE CIVILIANS , AN AS A CANADIAN WE TAKE PRIDE IN THAT EAH!.* GBYAA!!!!!!!!

    • @zerumsum1640
      @zerumsum1640 Місяць тому +1

      You... do realize we burnt a village to the ground during WW2 because we thought they were working with the nazis right? They weren't, by the way.
      There's a reason we're the warcrime meme. ours are rated E, for "everyone who's fucked up bad enough to get a canadian to stop saying sorry."

  • @VKiera
    @VKiera Місяць тому +42

    Florida wanting to get in on hunting pirates lol

  • @donaldwantola5800
    @donaldwantola5800 Місяць тому +32

    Being an American of Polish descent with family in Poland the episodes with Poland always make me laugh, another well known Polish dirty word is DUPA!

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 Місяць тому

      Putin sucks dupa. (close enough???)

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 Місяць тому +31

    "You were surprised to see The Great China's bombers in the air so close to Alaska, weren't you?"
    "Actually I was surprised to see West Taiwan's bombers in the air... at all. Must've lit one massive firecracker and then just glided on the hopes and dreams of the pilots that they'd reach a country that would feed them."

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Місяць тому +2

      they feed them its all sawdust and tea leafs but they feed them

  • @josephgavlek3419
    @josephgavlek3419 Місяць тому +53

    "Oh hey der hi der ho der" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Razgriz148
      @Razgriz148 Місяць тому

      Our AIM-9's lock tone

  • @thewhitewolf58
    @thewhitewolf58 Місяць тому +5

    The canada f18 scares me, he seems like someone who will either let you borrow some sugar or end your entire family depending on how the hockey game went. I love it.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Місяць тому +1

      If you look into the CF-18's service record... You are spot on.

  • @swiftfishin5680
    @swiftfishin5680 Місяць тому +5

    The over the top Canadian shit made me laugh so hard. oh hey dere hi dere ooh dere budd 😂😂😂

  • @carlwitt3934
    @carlwitt3934 Місяць тому +18

    I thought the hunting pirates thing was a joke.
    The same thing happened a decade or so ago. A nice looking website that advertised a cruise ship that provided you with firearms and cruised the coast of Somalia. It made national headlines.

  • @tonyburzio4107
    @tonyburzio4107 Місяць тому +4

    Florida has her own non-Federal Army, the Florida State Guard, they don't have to send the National Guard. Heck, the state guard is already deployed outside Florida. Shhh, don't tell anyone. Thank you President Roosevelt!

    • @tonyburzio4107
      @tonyburzio4107 Місяць тому +1

      There is absolutely no truth that a racoon joined the Florida State Guard.

  • @Broomer52
    @Broomer52 Місяць тому +7

    The irony of struggling to catch up because of how slow the enemy was moving. That sounds like a good problem to have

  • @primosquash3741
    @primosquash3741 Місяць тому +51

    Ok. New FAVORITE LINE.."Only one war crime, at a time"

  • @Saunders_Navy
    @Saunders_Navy Місяць тому +13

    The kid speaking so clearly in the 4th wall break... scares me

    • @awesam2399
      @awesam2399 Місяць тому +1

      Can’t tell if he’s resigned or hiding something. My guess is the latter.
      Hey has anyone seen Franklin?

  • @lindaduclos9497
    @lindaduclos9497 Місяць тому +6

    I watch just so I can see my grandsons F22 in Alaska!! Love hearing don’t touch my boats for other grandson in navy who is deployed right now.

  • @Horus2Osiris
    @Horus2Osiris Місяць тому +4

    Fhuocking hilarious 😂 ❤ love your humor, brother. Spot on!! More, please...

  • @colinhawley8050
    @colinhawley8050 Місяць тому +2

    As the legendary Fat Electrician says, “it’s only a war crime the first time”

  • @o0_VanYsH_0o
    @o0_VanYsH_0o Місяць тому +17

    YA GOT THAT RIGHT THERE BUD- *Heavy Canadian Accent*

  • @peasantlevelcrafting
    @peasantlevelcrafting Місяць тому +11

    “Hey boss!”
    “What!?!!”
    “Gotta take break now!”
    “Why?”
    “HLC’s new videos up!”
    “Wtf is that?”
    *watches with me*
    “Fuck, now I’ve got to download UA-cam.”

  • @bernieboo7637
    @bernieboo7637 Місяць тому +6

    I do love European Texas. And yes, I do believe you used that right. My Babcia would approve 😊

  • @liamroarke7991
    @liamroarke7991 Місяць тому +3

    "Hey dere hi dere ho dere" my stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard.

  • @That-Dirtbag-Canuck
    @That-Dirtbag-Canuck Місяць тому +4

    I’m a Canadian and I foam at the mouth when someone mentions the Geneva checklist

  • @gregchambers6100
    @gregchambers6100 Місяць тому +5

    Comedy teaches world events in more detail and in under three minutes. So why are so many glued to their tvs for hours each day? Good question, indeed.

  • @steffen7478
    @steffen7478 Місяць тому +21

    "Only 1 war crime at a time" can we get this on a shirt?

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Місяць тому

      You know you can print whatever you want on a clean t-shirt using an old ink jet printer?

  • @halo-cn3ku
    @halo-cn3ku Місяць тому +8

    Romania has finally entered the chat and I love it!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisoffutt8968
    @chrisoffutt8968 Місяць тому +4

    Fun fact: the Russian Tu-95 is somewhat a descendant of the B-29. Russia impounded a few that diverted before joining the hostilities against Japan. Tupelov then reverse engineered the plane. The Tu-95 wasn't a clean sheet design. Russia's main strategic bomber still uses WW2 era engineering.

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 Місяць тому +31

    China and Russia: Flies planes near Alaska.
    America: If you try anything, we will tell our hat to stop saying sorry.
    China and Russia: Never flies any type of military aircraft anywhere near Alaska again

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Місяць тому +3

      Funny joke belonging in the fantasy realm.

    • @carlyar5281
      @carlyar5281 Місяць тому

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 yep, considering Russia has been flying aircraft near Alaska and Canadian airspace for decades.
      The only new part is that China was along the ride this time .

    • @emmettkennedy8388
      @emmettkennedy8388 Місяць тому

      As an alsakan, we are war crimes waiting to haappen. We are just waiting for russia to come try and take us back

    • @MultiMachinegunner
      @MultiMachinegunner Місяць тому

      Just imagining after that would be said, Canada would laugh like South Korea did when the US said, "All I got to do is stop telling your neighbor to the South to stop playing nice" 😂😂

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Місяць тому

      @@carlyar5281
      "flying near" is totally different to actual intrusions into the airspace of USSR and PRC !

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 Місяць тому +16

    Poland: That’s a good idea. Yes. Yes. Do that.
    Me: No! When Poland is condoning behavior… just no! I rather let the Kid out

    • @mateuszzimon8216
      @mateuszzimon8216 Місяць тому

      Do u hear what polish border patrol can do if u go thru green zone?
      They now can open fire

  • @Joedirt3349
    @Joedirt3349 Місяць тому +11

    Hunting pirates? Omg!? Cool AF!!

  • @Aminuts2009
    @Aminuts2009 Місяць тому +13

    We got some crazy people here in Alaska. Some would love it if they FAFO'd and came to play. There is a shit tonne of arms in private hands here. And a lot of those same crazies would love it if Russia tried to take Alaska back.

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 Місяць тому

      Aminuts - Wouldn’t y’all just sic a rabid moose on them?

    • @mrboxy3970
      @mrboxy3970 Місяць тому

      ​@navret1707 nah, we have hunting season come August, and getting a moose tag is winning the lottery. You wouldn't send a winning powerball ticket to Russia, we won't send moose.
      But as far as private arms goes, you can bet that at least 1/3 are not legal in even the more lenient areas of the US. Knew a family in SE AK that had four working mobile artillery units (older design) that we'd use on the 4th of July to fire off mortar fireworks before using a low pack shell to blow up a large propane tank for what my cousin dubbed "a firework display underglow."
      Due to the population spread in some areas, it's just not feasible to enforce quite a bit of regulations.

  • @jnx4803
    @jnx4803 Місяць тому +3

    That "kvrwa" was spot on.
    10/10
    Would listen again.

  • @tjmackymac9228
    @tjmackymac9228 Місяць тому +3

    Honestly the fact that you included the Canadian CF-18 is awesome. The joke that the use of the F-22 is a war crime also hilarious

  • @jenniferking7344
    @jenniferking7344 Місяць тому +2

    “Only one war crime at a time.” Could not stop laughing.

  • @exarius
    @exarius Місяць тому +4

    I've been in a waffle house while BOTH of those things were happening! Good times!

  • @geneard639
    @geneard639 Місяць тому +1

    When I was stationed at NAS Cecil Field in Florida we used to have this mustard yellow and white Cessna 152 fly down Normandy Blvd. right down the end of our main runway. Dude flew about 100 feet off the ground to avoid radar, he DID NOT AVOID AIRCRAFT TAKING OFF OR LANDING. One day leaving the base? Saw him flying over the road, and a pack of Hornets on his ass hanging out every flight surface it had skirting the edge of physics all the way to wherever he went. Next day on Watch I was told the Navy had the FAA pull his license and Duval County did the Civil Asset Forfeiture thing. Don't know if either is true, just know.... never saw him flying down the road ever again.

  • @TheCourier006
    @TheCourier006 Місяць тому +5

    Imagine the next time a news happen between the Taiwanese and Philippines sea's just imagine HLC voicing those two countries and calling both of them "The Little Asian Texas"

  • @SP-hf7vl
    @SP-hf7vl Місяць тому +2

    HLC, I'm 37 year vet with the Air Force Combat Comm and I have hooked your comms up on PATs In Many an AOR, I love that an Air Defense Guy has given voice to so many Warheads on foreheads platforms. I would love to hear Grandpa Buff teach the Kid all about where the Skunk works unclassified ofcourse, from one who thinks somethings will always be Epic "More Gunnier" is on my truck

  • @TheAidanodian
    @TheAidanodian Місяць тому +13

    Ah the long awaited arrival of the CF-18

  • @Lammergeier350
    @Lammergeier350 Місяць тому +4

    "Good people don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." --Canada. Or, The Doctor. I forget which.

  • @user-oy9uz8cy2l
    @user-oy9uz8cy2l Місяць тому +4

    I love Poland. Wish to see Poland, grandpa Buff, the Kid and the raccoon in one video. HLC PRETTY PLEASE?

  • @andrewbray4923
    @andrewbray4923 Місяць тому +2

    Haha, I was at the air show if Fargo North Dakota today, they had an F-22 Raptor my first thought was "glad the kid got out for some exercise for once instead of being chained up in a hanger with Franklin" but man, in all seriousness I knew the 22 was agile, but holy fuck I didn't think it was that agile. Guy was doing donuts in the sky, THE FUCKING SKY!

  • @skyephoenix801
    @skyephoenix801 Місяць тому +11

    Shit! I missed a meeting! I thought we were allowed 3 war crimes at a time.
    When did the rule change? I need to know whether or not I'm in trouble.

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc Місяць тому +2

      Don't worry you'd be grandfather'd in.
      Pretty sure it's less paperwork.

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 Місяць тому

      Nah, it's still 3. Hockey is #2...therefore, still 3 in total. Americans just miss those nuances sometimes.

    • @resurrectionevil6581
      @resurrectionevil6581 Місяць тому +1

      The loophole. Only 1 listed (in the geneva chrcklist) at a time....says nothing about the first time! Not a war crime the first time after all!

  • @E46_wagonlover
    @E46_wagonlover Місяць тому +2

    Thank you for educating me, on these beautiful machines

  • @ZippyVtuber
    @ZippyVtuber Місяць тому +8

    Lmao the Canadians lol

  • @Chasedtuna9
    @Chasedtuna9 Місяць тому +11

    My limited American understanding is that "Kurwa" directly translated to "whore," but is synonymous with "fuck" since that is what you do. Same with "blyat" in Russian. There may be more to it that i dont actually know, but i dont know for certain if the way you used it is quite correct.

    • @rayan69pl
      @rayan69pl Місяць тому +1

      This word has about 150 meanings in Polish, although the main and literal one is the term for a woman of easy virtue, i.e. a prostitute.

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 Місяць тому

      @@rayan69pl Putler is a Kurwa under any definition. Thus the word was used appropriately. 💯

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger Місяць тому +2

      @@rayan69pl150 meanings? So, it’s literally the Polish word for F***.

    • @mateuszzimon8216
      @mateuszzimon8216 Місяць тому

      @@ccvcharger Yes, it's Polish F-word. But even more elaborate that F-word in us, it's also used as exclamation mark like in this vid.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger Місяць тому

      @@mateuszzimon8216 I don’t know, you can get a lot of mileage out of F***, especially when you add -ing and -er to it.

  • @ceceyoung7462
    @ceceyoung7462 Місяць тому +5

    Dude, your accents are improving all the time! ❤❤❤😂

  • @RedBeardTheFirst
    @RedBeardTheFirst Місяць тому +4

    Please for the love of god get a legacy hornet for the Canadians

  • @fuse3657
    @fuse3657 Місяць тому +6

    “Kurwa” alright that got me good.

  • @mowgli2071
    @mowgli2071 Місяць тому +1

    That airspeed joke was a perfect opening for the Sky Warden. Hopefully we'll see more Sky Warden appearances

  • @Jayhawk226
    @Jayhawk226 Місяць тому +6

    In Star Trek online, my new ship came up with the USS Canada. I just tell everyone we are done saying sorry.

    • @awesam2399
      @awesam2399 Місяць тому +1

      You need a worst to best arc so that at the end you can confront a rival and lead with the following:
      {interrupting a grand monolgoue} “Alright, well listen here you Klingon-effer. My name is Captain [name], bridge commander of the USS Canada, and we are DONE saying sorry! Now. You have two options. One: Turn around now, leave Starfleet territory, and never come back. Two…continue, and I promise that you get an ass-whooping so big it’ll make the old Geneva Suggestions, as the population of our namesake called them, look like the Interplanetary Olympics.”

    • @Jayhawk226
      @Jayhawk226 Місяць тому +1

      @@awesam2399 Too many words, not enough beams to foreheads. :)

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah Місяць тому

      @@Jayhawk226 *Sits quietly on the bridge of my ship with 4 different torpedoes and one beam emitter on the front while 18 fighter squadrons do the job for me.*

    • @Jayhawk226
      @Jayhawk226 Місяць тому

      @@Chokah Oh my "daily driver" is the Leggo Temp FDC, type 7s do a great job. Or if this is my JH Sci capt. I go all space magic on you.
      To those that don't know, in STO you choose violence all the time. don't belief the hype.

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah Місяць тому

      @@Jayhawk226 I've been loving my Silik carrier with the trait from the new Typhon. It really adds to a "One ship armada" build.

  • @AuntypsychoticOG
    @AuntypsychoticOG Місяць тому +1

    Not gonna lie I love idea of the pirate hunting excursions. If I could afford it, I go. It's combines the excitement of hunting with the comfort and relaxation of a taking a cruise.