As a Canadian, HLC, I'm gonna teach you Canada's second rule: Hockey Season is the only exception to Rule 1. If Hockey Season is interrupted because someone fooked around, 2 War Crimes at a time are authorized!
I find that very offensive. The rule is "the first time isn't a war crime" followed by "The more the merrier". It should also be expressed in both official languages. If we decide to not keep our sticks on the ice I can promise you that high sticking will be just the first call.
I absolutely love HLC’s Canadian accent/imitation that he does. It seems spot on and it makes me chuckle everytime he does the “Oh hey there hi there, hello there bud.” 😂
Ontario are the normal ones b.c isn't to far behind us,, alberta is little Texas, Saskatchewan is the Midwest, and Atlantic Canada are to far gone and quebec is just quebec even I can't make an excuse for them
With the "fish" detecting radars, remote cameras, and sonar, and along with the speed and maneuverability of a methed out hummingbird those high end bass boats could actually prove a problem for a lot of different..."local wildlife" Florida would see on said vacation.
Pretty sure the Canadians have a second rule: It's not a war crime the first time. Someone's gotta keep those busybodies at the Hague employed after all.
If there’s no one left to say anything nothing happened, it certainly wasn’t a war crime. “All those people just left just like the Germans in the wars”
@@samschellhase8831qouting my buddy whos a 3 hour drive fron me across the canadian border who once said "We do not find loopholes, we just find new and more horrific ways to kill people who fuck with our shit and make sure to cause as much lasting damage to them as possible" lol
I feel like Florida was severely underestimating how much beer it would take to get to Somalia. Between the amount of transit time, and the consumption rate of the average floridian
@@gutnickgutnick5066 I doubt 2 30-racks is enough for the average floridian to get from Jacksonville to Miami. let alone Somalia. He'll, they may not even make it to Daytona
However you meant it, you got the meaning across perfectly. Meant to call him a "bitch"? -- Nailed it. Meant to say "fuck you"? -- Nailed it. Meant to say "bite me"? -- Nailed it.
Polish is the most complicated language ever. My family and friends explaining it to my wife is a never ending string of wide eye moments. We had to make something simple in it to give us sanity while we try to remember how to make every word in a sentence grammatically correct, and remember the slight difference between s, ś, sz.
I did a rotcs class in highschool got a tour through one of their hangars and I got a few pic of f22s it was awesome, of course I got permission from the pilots to do so
As a Romanian who religiously follow your every rather short video... I'm happy we're mentioned. I'm gonna leave here this little gem my grandfather told me while still alive: "măi Staline, măi Staline, vezi că vin oltenii la tine". Gotta say, there's no love lost for Russian state. At least in my family. Aforementioned grandfather was imprisoned by communists because he said: "Gagarin didn't landed on the moon, landed on my D***'s head". Later learned that he actually was right, Gagarin was the first man in space, not the first man on the moon🤣😂🤭
I actually had the privilege of meeting a Canadian F18 pilot some years ago at an Air show. Super nice guy, and was as crazy as they come. He took off and proceeded to roll twice with his gear still down not even 100 feet off the runway once he was up. I also got to meet some Australian C130 pilots who also were cool as shit. I think I was 13 at the time. They took me up to the cockpit and put me in the pilots seat. Another great bunch of guys.
It takes a special kind of person to be a fighter pilot, regardless of nationality. They're always "a little bit crazy", but usually in the casually daring way that you can't help but respect.
@@HubiKoshi The US will never show the rest of the world whay the F-22 is truly capable of until war. The F-22 the rest of the world has no idea, it is limited only by the pilots physical ability to take G Forces.
As a Minnesotan (read as southern Canadian), I would like to remind the Canadians it's only a crime if you get caught. Or are on the losing side. Neither of which Canada will be, because we all know you will apologize for it, and because you're more terrifying than Florida when pissed off.
With how bad Russia is doing in Ukraine, I'd be surprised if they made it past the seals sunning themselves on the beaches of Alaska. They might he adorable sea puppers, but they are as vicious as dolphins when they want to be.
If Russia starts war with Poland, the drop zone for the 101st airborne will be moving at around 40 mph as every Pole races to be the one to plant the flag on the Kremlin first. I can not imagine what some Polish enlisted guys would do in Moscow. Completely see Weekend at Bernies military secual featuring Lenin.
As a first gen Polish American who served in the US Navy, living in Tennessee since I was 13, and I'm almost 39 now, I'm about what Florida is talking about....if i go on a mission unexpected and/or dangerous, i need to be "hyped" up, you know....so I'll take my minimum two 30 packs any day, all day
@@imcbocian that's how it's spoken in offices or when doing gossips over the phone/zoom Słyszałem wiele razy, używałem wiele razy, mając ku temu powody. 😁
i swear Canada's the embodiment of that one 11th Doctor quote "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." and i, a fellow commonwealth pal (hint, we have the big ass spiders) am all here for it
One thing Canada and Australia both have in common? We have the fuck-huge wasteland of nothing. The Australians have Pacific Afghan. We have Winter Vietnam.
@@EricDKaufman you would hardly recognise Poland now... 20 years ago we merely got into EU (achievement in its own right), but during these 20 years, Poland has progressed rapidly because of that. Culture shock caused by such progress made many Ukrainians think "We want that too. If western style democracy works for Poland, it should work for us too, despite what Putin and his cronies say."
F-22 stalls at about 170 mph. The F-35, a little lower than that. The Tu-95 cruises at 440 mph, and has a max speed of 575 mph. So neither plane would have an issue with intercepting a Tu-95
...am I the only one that's got PTS from seeing your profile pic and remembering the eyeball laser beams of death and the body slams by tentacles? Just me? (US 3rd C'thun kill)
@@hardwirecars It's a Polish f-word. Now, it doesn't mean what the f-word means, but is used almost in the same way. The "k-word" stands for a wh0re. Literally a "bent/twisted woman", You do have a word "curve" in the English language. Well, that's the same Latin word.
Hey everyone, I just came from EAA Oshkosh and the major celebration this year was Canadian 100 Year anniversary of the Canadian Air Force. Send a shout out to them
*NOW! NOW! ALL JOKES ASIDE WE ONLY ENACTED WAR CRIMES ON OTHER SOLDIERS!! NEVER THE CIVILIANS , AN AS A CANADIAN WE TAKE PRIDE IN THAT EAH!.* GBYAA!!!!!!!!
You... do realize we burnt a village to the ground during WW2 because we thought they were working with the nazis right? They weren't, by the way. There's a reason we're the warcrime meme. ours are rated E, for "everyone who's fucked up bad enough to get a canadian to stop saying sorry."
"You were surprised to see The Great China's bombers in the air so close to Alaska, weren't you?" "Actually I was surprised to see West Taiwan's bombers in the air... at all. Must've lit one massive firecracker and then just glided on the hopes and dreams of the pilots that they'd reach a country that would feed them."
The canada f18 scares me, he seems like someone who will either let you borrow some sugar or end your entire family depending on how the hockey game went. I love it.
I thought the hunting pirates thing was a joke. The same thing happened a decade or so ago. A nice looking website that advertised a cruise ship that provided you with firearms and cruised the coast of Somalia. It made national headlines.
Florida has her own non-Federal Army, the Florida State Guard, they don't have to send the National Guard. Heck, the state guard is already deployed outside Florida. Shhh, don't tell anyone. Thank you President Roosevelt!
Comedy teaches world events in more detail and in under three minutes. So why are so many glued to their tvs for hours each day? Good question, indeed.
Fun fact: the Russian Tu-95 is somewhat a descendant of the B-29. Russia impounded a few that diverted before joining the hostilities against Japan. Tupelov then reverse engineered the plane. The Tu-95 wasn't a clean sheet design. Russia's main strategic bomber still uses WW2 era engineering.
China and Russia: Flies planes near Alaska. America: If you try anything, we will tell our hat to stop saying sorry. China and Russia: Never flies any type of military aircraft anywhere near Alaska again
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 yep, considering Russia has been flying aircraft near Alaska and Canadian airspace for decades. The only new part is that China was along the ride this time .
Just imagining after that would be said, Canada would laugh like South Korea did when the US said, "All I got to do is stop telling your neighbor to the South to stop playing nice" 😂😂
We got some crazy people here in Alaska. Some would love it if they FAFO'd and came to play. There is a shit tonne of arms in private hands here. And a lot of those same crazies would love it if Russia tried to take Alaska back.
@navret1707 nah, we have hunting season come August, and getting a moose tag is winning the lottery. You wouldn't send a winning powerball ticket to Russia, we won't send moose. But as far as private arms goes, you can bet that at least 1/3 are not legal in even the more lenient areas of the US. Knew a family in SE AK that had four working mobile artillery units (older design) that we'd use on the 4th of July to fire off mortar fireworks before using a low pack shell to blow up a large propane tank for what my cousin dubbed "a firework display underglow." Due to the population spread in some areas, it's just not feasible to enforce quite a bit of regulations.
When I was stationed at NAS Cecil Field in Florida we used to have this mustard yellow and white Cessna 152 fly down Normandy Blvd. right down the end of our main runway. Dude flew about 100 feet off the ground to avoid radar, he DID NOT AVOID AIRCRAFT TAKING OFF OR LANDING. One day leaving the base? Saw him flying over the road, and a pack of Hornets on his ass hanging out every flight surface it had skirting the edge of physics all the way to wherever he went. Next day on Watch I was told the Navy had the FAA pull his license and Duval County did the Civil Asset Forfeiture thing. Don't know if either is true, just know.... never saw him flying down the road ever again.
Imagine the next time a news happen between the Taiwanese and Philippines sea's just imagine HLC voicing those two countries and calling both of them "The Little Asian Texas"
HLC, I'm 37 year vet with the Air Force Combat Comm and I have hooked your comms up on PATs In Many an AOR, I love that an Air Defense Guy has given voice to so many Warheads on foreheads platforms. I would love to hear Grandpa Buff teach the Kid all about where the Skunk works unclassified ofcourse, from one who thinks somethings will always be Epic "More Gunnier" is on my truck
Haha, I was at the air show if Fargo North Dakota today, they had an F-22 Raptor my first thought was "glad the kid got out for some exercise for once instead of being chained up in a hanger with Franklin" but man, in all seriousness I knew the 22 was agile, but holy fuck I didn't think it was that agile. Guy was doing donuts in the sky, THE FUCKING SKY!
My limited American understanding is that "Kurwa" directly translated to "whore," but is synonymous with "fuck" since that is what you do. Same with "blyat" in Russian. There may be more to it that i dont actually know, but i dont know for certain if the way you used it is quite correct.
You need a worst to best arc so that at the end you can confront a rival and lead with the following: {interrupting a grand monolgoue} “Alright, well listen here you Klingon-effer. My name is Captain [name], bridge commander of the USS Canada, and we are DONE saying sorry! Now. You have two options. One: Turn around now, leave Starfleet territory, and never come back. Two…continue, and I promise that you get an ass-whooping so big it’ll make the old Geneva Suggestions, as the population of our namesake called them, look like the Interplanetary Olympics.”
@@Jayhawk226 *Sits quietly on the bridge of my ship with 4 different torpedoes and one beam emitter on the front while 18 fighter squadrons do the job for me.*
@@Chokah Oh my "daily driver" is the Leggo Temp FDC, type 7s do a great job. Or if this is my JH Sci capt. I go all space magic on you. To those that don't know, in STO you choose violence all the time. don't belief the hype.
Not gonna lie I love idea of the pirate hunting excursions. If I could afford it, I go. It's combines the excitement of hunting with the comfort and relaxation of a taking a cruise.
As a Canadian, HLC, I'm gonna teach you Canada's second rule:
Hockey Season is the only exception to Rule 1. If Hockey Season is interrupted because someone fooked around, 2 War Crimes at a time are authorized!
How many if they close Tim Hortons?
🏆 for the win!
@@sawools Do you really want to know the answer to that question?
How many war crimes when the Leafs lose?
I thought that when Hockey Season is interrupted then the shit of whoever interrupted it is like the Twi'lek from star wars: Free use
As a Canadian I am offended, the notion we can't multitask when filling out the Geneva Checklist is absurd and insulting!
I'm sure he meant one per person.
@@danielmclellan1522Yea, it's polite to give everyone a turn at the checklist
Lol
"We can't fly that slow" is both savage and true. The BUFF may be old, but at least he's a jet. The Bear is still using turboprops.
And the bear can be tracked by sonar as it is so loud, just a utter trash bin of a airframe.
@@Svenne-man-1880 Oh, it’s a fine combat plane.
For 1960.
Am I the only one who was thinking of that scene from Spaceballs?
"They've gone to PLAID!?!"
Also, very smart response to calm him down IMO.
@@Svenne-man-1880I mean, isn't that air frame just a b-29 air frame that they copied?
I mean Buff surely knows a couple of old geezers that wouldn't say no to some TLC, time in the air and an opportunity to rant at russians and chinese.
"only one war crime at a time" 🤣
but also "it's never a war crime the first time" so who really knows? 😂
I find that very offensive. The rule is "the first time isn't a war crime" followed by "The more the merrier". It should also be expressed in both official languages. If we decide to not keep our sticks on the ice I can promise you that high sticking will be just the first call.
@@skoshman1 I'm offended by the fact that you are offended. /s
Where is my T-shirt?
Do it once, do it right
"Florida, what are you doing?"
Hey man let Florida have fun. Even Floridians gotta go on vacations.
Other countries are apparently sending us their criminals. Imagine if we sent them ours.
We used to vacation right here in Florida until everyone else ruined it.
@@dr.floridamanphd this. now everyone leaves the state for vacation. my last one was to northern Alabama
no
@@MrSGL21 why?
I absolutely love HLC’s Canadian accent/imitation that he does. It seems spot on and it makes me chuckle everytime he does the “Oh hey there hi there, hello there bud.” 😂
I detect no accent eh? 🇨🇦
@@DeeegerD Nope. I’m American lol.
It makes me understand why upper Midwest people say that Canadians sound just like them.
It sounds like he got his vocal inspiration from the Red Green Show :)
Ontario are the normal ones b.c isn't to far behind us,, alberta is little Texas, Saskatchewan is the Midwest, and Atlantic Canada are to far gone and quebec is just quebec even I can't make an excuse for them
1:27 A fleet of sparkly bass boats zooming across the Atlantic, leaving cigarette butts and empty beer cans along the way.
Have to include the pontoon boats for resupply
Sounds like Spain.
With the "fish" detecting radars, remote cameras, and sonar, and along with the speed and maneuverability of a methed out hummingbird those high end bass boats could actually prove a problem for a lot of different..."local wildlife" Florida would see on said vacation.
@@calvinhavener596 knew I forgot something 🤦🏻
@@appo9357😂😂😂😊
Pretty sure the Canadians have a second rule: It's not a war crime the first time.
Someone's gotta keep those busybodies at the Hague employed after all.
That's less of a rule and more of a motto 🤔
If there’s no one left to say anything nothing happened, it certainly wasn’t a war crime.
“All those people just left just like the Germans in the wars”
I thought Canadians had a whole list of rules.
The Geneva Suggestions.
Geneva Convention ❎
Geneva suggestion ❎
Geveva checklist ✅
Huh I thought it was called the Geneva Checklist?
That's not a list of rules, it's a list of accomplishments.
No, those are still rules. Canadians just find the loopholes, figure out new things to do to add to the list!
@@samschellhase8831qouting my buddy whos a 3 hour drive fron me across the canadian border who once said "We do not find loopholes, we just find new and more horrific ways to kill people who fuck with our shit and make sure to cause as much lasting damage to them as possible" lol
watching this with a friend in poland, I cannot tell you how quickly he cheered when 'Kurwa' was said
translation?
Lol
@@jackclark1994a 304
@@jackclark1994 It means fuck, I sometimes use it as a way to not get caught swearing.
@@jackclark1994the polish f word, basically.
I feel like Florida was severely underestimating how much beer it would take to get to Somalia. Between the amount of transit time, and the consumption rate of the average floridian
maybe two barrels? per person
Floridians don't get very good fuel mileage
I was also thinking 2 30 racks is not enuf. HLC must be a tea totaler.
@@gutnickgutnick5066
I doubt 2 30-racks is enough for the average floridian to get from Jacksonville to Miami. let alone Somalia. He'll, they may not even make it to Daytona
He said 30 pack, he didn't say what "size" pack. I believe they make pallets of kegs in Florida, so one 30 pack of kegs should work fine.
"Only one war crime at a time"
I dunno. With how huge the Canadian wilderness is, I'm sure they could hide MULTIPLE war crimes at a time.
I'm sure there's fine print somewhere that specifies "only one *known* war crime at a time" or some such
@@luminary69revision2SHHHHHH!!!
Did your mother never tell you what happens to snitches?
1 War Crime at a time…. Per person.
Details matter.
Only one war crime at a time *in fine print* that is known
I can't wait for Franklin to learn how to fly the kid....a truly unstoppable duo
Here is how to use "Kurwa" correctly:
1.) Say "Kurwa"
2.) You did it!
However you meant it, you got the meaning across perfectly.
Meant to call him a "bitch"? -- Nailed it.
Meant to say "fuck you"? -- Nailed it.
Meant to say "bite me"? -- Nailed it.
Kurwa is Polish Multi-Tool. ❤
@@packrat-y7jone word with a hundred meanings
Polish is the most complicated language ever. My family and friends explaining it to my wife is a never ending string of wide eye moments. We had to make something simple in it to give us sanity while we try to remember how to make every word in a sentence grammatically correct, and remember the slight difference between s, ś, sz.
@@user-fs9ie8jc2r, it's a nice break from one word a hundred conjugations. It's like "Romans Go Home" from Monty Python on Veteran difficulty.
Love European Texas getting some jabs-from a Texan
As a fellow Texan I am also quite proud of Little European Texas.
@@therealbahamut aren’t we all.
@@therealbahamut Greetings from Little European Texas o/
@@Serpher1 hello from Texas
@@Serpher1 Using peripheral vision, the Sudetic Mountains look kind of like the shape of a gun.
As an Alaskan that was at an airshow about last week, yes, there were F-22s... and Canadian F-18s, oddly enough.
I did a rotcs class in highschool got a tour through one of their hangars and I got a few pic of f22s it was awesome, of course I got permission from the pilots to do so
Having been established in April, 1924, I’d like to say happy 100th birthday to the Royal Canadian Air Force!
only 3 months late
Imagine having propeller-driven strategic bombers in 2024. Good Lord. Grandpa Buff may be old, but at least he's keeping up with the times.
As a Romanian who religiously follow your every rather short video... I'm happy we're mentioned. I'm gonna leave here this little gem my grandfather told me while still alive: "măi Staline, măi Staline, vezi că vin oltenii la tine".
Gotta say, there's no love lost for Russian state. At least in my family. Aforementioned grandfather was imprisoned by communists because he said: "Gagarin didn't landed on the moon, landed on my D***'s head".
Later learned that he actually was right, Gagarin was the first man in space, not the first man on the moon🤣😂🤭
Bruh, your grandfather is a legend!
@@SarafinaSummers thanks🤗
He was indeed🥰
I miss him terribly...
That Polish K word had me laughing out loud so hard
In Slovak, that word ranks between Sh** and F**K on the expletive scale
In Hungarian, it means "slŭt" b!tch or wh0r3😅
I actually had the privilege of meeting a Canadian F18 pilot some years ago at an Air show. Super nice guy, and was as crazy as they come. He took off and proceeded to roll twice with his gear still down not even 100 feet off the runway once he was up. I also got to meet some Australian C130 pilots who also were cool as shit. I think I was 13 at the time. They took me up to the cockpit and put me in the pilots seat. Another great bunch of guys.
Ah yes the dirty roll on takeoff, a Canadian airshow special.
It takes a special kind of person to be a fighter pilot, regardless of nationality. They're always "a little bit crazy", but usually in the casually daring way that you can't help but respect.
@@lemax6865 My Uncle was a Buff pilot and he said the same thing lol
"How far from Florida to Somalia...?" Floridian being as Floridian as possible again. I love Florida so much.
They were flying so slow, you'd have fallen out if the sky.
F-22s only weakness.
Flying slow. 😂
so Trevor Philips in a cropduster
Counter argument, he could fly circles around them
@@HubiKoshi The US will never show the rest of the world whay the F-22 is truly capable of until war.
The F-22 the rest of the world has no idea, it is limited only by the pilots physical ability to take G Forces.
@@ZacharyJClark
F-22 is incapable of flying at low speed.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Not what I am talking about, AT ALL.
Missiles almost hitting Romania? *[mega sniff]* SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED TO BRING THE IMPALER'S TRADITIONS BACK!
Release an army of rabid bats for the most dramatic attack
Or just wake Dracula up and point him in the right direction while clearing said direction out of civis
@@Argento_Wolf Dracula is Vlad the Impaler theoretically (Stoker was inspired by him) so...I agree!
@@ChaplainPhantasm that’s even better
@MariaTex3 the US has contemplated and tested this actually. Look up BatBomb by Fat Electrician
Only 1 war crime at a time lmao, Do not give that Canadian F-18 any ground ordinance... In fact dont let him near airliners!
Every airliner taking the short route over the arctic is just making the CF-18 pilots edge.
No, no; air to air intercept of civilian airliners is a Russian specialty.
"Ёлкы палки"
@@jameswells554 It may be their specialty, but Canada is a jack of all trades when it comes to the Geneva bucket list
@@word6344 aka Canadian Combat Chicanery 101
Got 727 and 737 and 747 and Dash 8 and water bombers here in Canada...all kinds of aircraft we can strap checklist ordinance too....
As a Minnesotan (read as southern Canadian), I would like to remind the Canadians it's only a crime if you get caught. Or are on the losing side. Neither of which Canada will be, because we all know you will apologize for it, and because you're more terrifying than Florida when pissed off.
With how bad Russia is doing in Ukraine, I'd be surprised if they made it past the seals sunning themselves on the beaches of Alaska.
They might he adorable sea puppers, but they are as vicious as dolphins when they want to be.
Do u know what dolphins do?
They are known for being rapist, they use puffer fish as drugs.....
Sea puppers can't beat dolphins.
Been chased off a beach in Cali enough times to know that. Oh wait, those were sea lions. Eh, semantics.
And then there's the bears. And the moose. Russia would be having a REALLY bad time even before the two-leggeds showed up
well they somehow got past the whales of the atlantic....
0:37 - That was perfect. The RRRRRRRRRR in kuRwa was 100% polished :D.
Romania: You won't mind if I shoot things coming at me, right?
Russia: Don't you dare!
Poland: Article 5! Article 5! Article 5!
Poland's starting to go completely unhinged, and Russia's visibly panicking.
The more kurwa you hear in one sentence, the more fked you are 😂
If Russia starts war with Poland, the drop zone for the 101st airborne will be moving at around 40 mph as every Pole races to be the one to plant the flag on the Kremlin first. I can not imagine what some Polish enlisted guys would do in Moscow. Completely see Weekend at Bernies military secual featuring Lenin.
“Man with that mileage im gonna need two 30 packs per person at least.” Had me REELING
As a first gen Polish American who served in the US Navy, living in Tennessee since I was 13, and I'm almost 39 now, I'm about what Florida is talking about....if i go on a mission unexpected and/or dangerous, i need to be "hyped" up, you know....so I'll take my minimum two 30 packs any day, all day
@@thepolishbear now this is what my taxpayer dollars are for
"I've seen Waffle Houses weather harsher storms then your Navy"
under rated burn.
That was the most polite and official tonned kurwa i have ever heard. And i'm a Pole.
@@imcbocian that's how it's spoken in offices or when doing gossips over the phone/zoom
Słyszałem wiele razy, używałem wiele razy, mając ku temu powody. 😁
i swear Canada's the embodiment of that one 11th Doctor quote "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." and i, a fellow commonwealth pal (hint, we have the big ass spiders) am all here for it
Whovian Approved.😊
Correct.
Canada has the geese. Emutopia has it's emus and spiders. It's like amphibious assault and then you have the heavy tank forces.
One thing Canada and Australia both have in common? We have the fuck-huge wasteland of nothing.
The Australians have Pacific Afghan. We have Winter Vietnam.
@@banzeyegaming2234 wasteland of literally fucking nothing gang 👍
I spent a wonderful summer in Poznan 20 years ago. I remember enough Polish.... Glorious!!!!
Nice to hear that, but a lot have changed over those 20 years, you would be surprised.
@@EricDKaufman you would hardly recognise Poland now... 20 years ago we merely got into EU (achievement in its own right), but during these 20 years, Poland has progressed rapidly because of that. Culture shock caused by such progress made many Ukrainians think "We want that too. If western style democracy works for Poland, it should work for us too, despite what Putin and his cronies say."
F-22 literally cannot fly slow enough to stay with the bombers. He'd have to do donuts in the sky purely to stay nearby.
Is it considered an attack to "accidentally" smack a fool with a sonic boom...repeatedly?
@@Chokahnot if you only do one at a time
Why do I feel like they'd be drawing sky phallic objects in the sky pointing at the 95 with contrails....
It very much can when flying high AOA.
Also... they flew alongside A10s here in Estonia. And A10s are really, REALLY slow.
F-22 stalls at about 170 mph. The F-35, a little lower than that. The Tu-95 cruises at 440 mph, and has a max speed of 575 mph. So neither plane would have an issue with intercepting a Tu-95
Romania being deep and done with it all is just good.
...am I the only one that's got PTS from seeing your profile pic and remembering the eyeball laser beams of death and the body slams by tentacles? Just me? (US 3rd C'thun kill)
Yes....may their balance sheet work out well soon.They remember
“Only one war crime at a time.” That’s per person, I assume.
Poland: "Russia, fight me you fucking **insert meow sound** 🐈"
Romania's voice and Poland's roll in that bit, plus the Canadian F18 had me dying.
"How far from Florida to Somalia" - has freaking killed me. I'll never get tired of your sense of humor.
As a Canadian, I always find the accent funny, because that's how my Dad talks 😂
HLC you make my day when you make these, it’s a tough time for our nation and not many people can explain this well and make it funny!
❤❤❤
Real
That "one war-crime at a time" rule is just a distraction... then nobody pays attention to everything **else** we're doing... *cracks knuckles*...
Also remember it's never a war crime the first time.
Canada: "Professionals have standards"
Having watched the RCAF F-18 demo at the Oshkosh Airshow, they’re doing some fine stunts. Like, a cooler takeoff than I’ve seen our US demo teams do.
As TFE says, it's not a war crime the first time.
Oh my God! He did it! He finally did it! And he even used it correctly!
I'm so proud of you kurwa❤
Kurwa!!!! Yeah!!!! And yes HLC used it correctly 😎😎😎
wait what does it mean>?
@@hardwirecars "Kurwa" it's a Polish word for "Fuck" or "Whore"
@@hardwirecars It's a Polish f-word. Now, it doesn't mean what the f-word means, but is used almost in the same way. The "k-word" stands for a wh0re. Literally a "bent/twisted woman", You do have a word "curve" in the English language. Well, that's the same Latin word.
@@hardwirecars literally it means "a whore" but it is our go-to swear word, just like English "fuck".
Oh my gods, as a canadian I am loving war criminal canada. It never fails to make me laugh my ass off
Hey everyone, I just came from EAA Oshkosh and the major celebration this year was Canadian 100 Year anniversary of the Canadian Air Force. Send a shout out to them
I was there too, first time
Romania showing some flex… about damn time, and Florida be like “I’ve seen better fights put up in a Waffle House” 😂😂😂 I understand that reference
Sad part is, it's true as well.
*NOW! NOW! ALL JOKES ASIDE WE ONLY ENACTED WAR CRIMES ON OTHER SOLDIERS!! NEVER THE CIVILIANS , AN AS A CANADIAN WE TAKE PRIDE IN THAT EAH!.* GBYAA!!!!!!!!
You... do realize we burnt a village to the ground during WW2 because we thought they were working with the nazis right? They weren't, by the way.
There's a reason we're the warcrime meme. ours are rated E, for "everyone who's fucked up bad enough to get a canadian to stop saying sorry."
Florida wanting to get in on hunting pirates lol
Pirates?…
Free machine guns if you catch them fast enough.
Pirates of the Caribbean
Being an American of Polish descent with family in Poland the episodes with Poland always make me laugh, another well known Polish dirty word is DUPA!
Putin sucks dupa. (close enough???)
"You were surprised to see The Great China's bombers in the air so close to Alaska, weren't you?"
"Actually I was surprised to see West Taiwan's bombers in the air... at all. Must've lit one massive firecracker and then just glided on the hopes and dreams of the pilots that they'd reach a country that would feed them."
they feed them its all sawdust and tea leafs but they feed them
"Oh hey der hi der ho der" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Our AIM-9's lock tone
The canada f18 scares me, he seems like someone who will either let you borrow some sugar or end your entire family depending on how the hockey game went. I love it.
If you look into the CF-18's service record... You are spot on.
The over the top Canadian shit made me laugh so hard. oh hey dere hi dere ooh dere budd 😂😂😂
I thought the hunting pirates thing was a joke.
The same thing happened a decade or so ago. A nice looking website that advertised a cruise ship that provided you with firearms and cruised the coast of Somalia. It made national headlines.
wait wait wait... WHAT????
Uh for research purposes what was the website? 😂
That's pretty based, ngl.
Florida has her own non-Federal Army, the Florida State Guard, they don't have to send the National Guard. Heck, the state guard is already deployed outside Florida. Shhh, don't tell anyone. Thank you President Roosevelt!
There is absolutely no truth that a racoon joined the Florida State Guard.
The irony of struggling to catch up because of how slow the enemy was moving. That sounds like a good problem to have
Ok. New FAVORITE LINE.."Only one war crime, at a time"
The kid speaking so clearly in the 4th wall break... scares me
Can’t tell if he’s resigned or hiding something. My guess is the latter.
Hey has anyone seen Franklin?
I watch just so I can see my grandsons F22 in Alaska!! Love hearing don’t touch my boats for other grandson in navy who is deployed right now.
Fhuocking hilarious 😂 ❤ love your humor, brother. Spot on!! More, please...
As the legendary Fat Electrician says, “it’s only a war crime the first time”
YA GOT THAT RIGHT THERE BUD- *Heavy Canadian Accent*
“Hey boss!”
“What!?!!”
“Gotta take break now!”
“Why?”
“HLC’s new videos up!”
“Wtf is that?”
*watches with me*
“Fuck, now I’ve got to download UA-cam.”
I do love European Texas. And yes, I do believe you used that right. My Babcia would approve 😊
"Hey dere hi dere ho dere" my stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard.
I’m a Canadian and I foam at the mouth when someone mentions the Geneva checklist
Comedy teaches world events in more detail and in under three minutes. So why are so many glued to their tvs for hours each day? Good question, indeed.
"Only 1 war crime at a time" can we get this on a shirt?
You know you can print whatever you want on a clean t-shirt using an old ink jet printer?
Romania has finally entered the chat and I love it!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: the Russian Tu-95 is somewhat a descendant of the B-29. Russia impounded a few that diverted before joining the hostilities against Japan. Tupelov then reverse engineered the plane. The Tu-95 wasn't a clean sheet design. Russia's main strategic bomber still uses WW2 era engineering.
China and Russia: Flies planes near Alaska.
America: If you try anything, we will tell our hat to stop saying sorry.
China and Russia: Never flies any type of military aircraft anywhere near Alaska again
Funny joke belonging in the fantasy realm.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 yep, considering Russia has been flying aircraft near Alaska and Canadian airspace for decades.
The only new part is that China was along the ride this time .
As an alsakan, we are war crimes waiting to haappen. We are just waiting for russia to come try and take us back
Just imagining after that would be said, Canada would laugh like South Korea did when the US said, "All I got to do is stop telling your neighbor to the South to stop playing nice" 😂😂
@@carlyar5281
"flying near" is totally different to actual intrusions into the airspace of USSR and PRC !
Poland: That’s a good idea. Yes. Yes. Do that.
Me: No! When Poland is condoning behavior… just no! I rather let the Kid out
Do u hear what polish border patrol can do if u go thru green zone?
They now can open fire
Hunting pirates? Omg!? Cool AF!!
We got some crazy people here in Alaska. Some would love it if they FAFO'd and came to play. There is a shit tonne of arms in private hands here. And a lot of those same crazies would love it if Russia tried to take Alaska back.
Aminuts - Wouldn’t y’all just sic a rabid moose on them?
@navret1707 nah, we have hunting season come August, and getting a moose tag is winning the lottery. You wouldn't send a winning powerball ticket to Russia, we won't send moose.
But as far as private arms goes, you can bet that at least 1/3 are not legal in even the more lenient areas of the US. Knew a family in SE AK that had four working mobile artillery units (older design) that we'd use on the 4th of July to fire off mortar fireworks before using a low pack shell to blow up a large propane tank for what my cousin dubbed "a firework display underglow."
Due to the population spread in some areas, it's just not feasible to enforce quite a bit of regulations.
That "kvrwa" was spot on.
10/10
Would listen again.
Honestly the fact that you included the Canadian CF-18 is awesome. The joke that the use of the F-22 is a war crime also hilarious
“Only one war crime at a time.” Could not stop laughing.
I've been in a waffle house while BOTH of those things were happening! Good times!
When I was stationed at NAS Cecil Field in Florida we used to have this mustard yellow and white Cessna 152 fly down Normandy Blvd. right down the end of our main runway. Dude flew about 100 feet off the ground to avoid radar, he DID NOT AVOID AIRCRAFT TAKING OFF OR LANDING. One day leaving the base? Saw him flying over the road, and a pack of Hornets on his ass hanging out every flight surface it had skirting the edge of physics all the way to wherever he went. Next day on Watch I was told the Navy had the FAA pull his license and Duval County did the Civil Asset Forfeiture thing. Don't know if either is true, just know.... never saw him flying down the road ever again.
Imagine the next time a news happen between the Taiwanese and Philippines sea's just imagine HLC voicing those two countries and calling both of them "The Little Asian Texas"
HLC, I'm 37 year vet with the Air Force Combat Comm and I have hooked your comms up on PATs In Many an AOR, I love that an Air Defense Guy has given voice to so many Warheads on foreheads platforms. I would love to hear Grandpa Buff teach the Kid all about where the Skunk works unclassified ofcourse, from one who thinks somethings will always be Epic "More Gunnier" is on my truck
Ah the long awaited arrival of the CF-18
"Good people don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." --Canada. Or, The Doctor. I forget which.
I love Poland. Wish to see Poland, grandpa Buff, the Kid and the raccoon in one video. HLC PRETTY PLEASE?
Haha, I was at the air show if Fargo North Dakota today, they had an F-22 Raptor my first thought was "glad the kid got out for some exercise for once instead of being chained up in a hanger with Franklin" but man, in all seriousness I knew the 22 was agile, but holy fuck I didn't think it was that agile. Guy was doing donuts in the sky, THE FUCKING SKY!
Shit! I missed a meeting! I thought we were allowed 3 war crimes at a time.
When did the rule change? I need to know whether or not I'm in trouble.
Don't worry you'd be grandfather'd in.
Pretty sure it's less paperwork.
Nah, it's still 3. Hockey is #2...therefore, still 3 in total. Americans just miss those nuances sometimes.
The loophole. Only 1 listed (in the geneva chrcklist) at a time....says nothing about the first time! Not a war crime the first time after all!
Thank you for educating me, on these beautiful machines
Lmao the Canadians lol
My limited American understanding is that "Kurwa" directly translated to "whore," but is synonymous with "fuck" since that is what you do. Same with "blyat" in Russian. There may be more to it that i dont actually know, but i dont know for certain if the way you used it is quite correct.
This word has about 150 meanings in Polish, although the main and literal one is the term for a woman of easy virtue, i.e. a prostitute.
@@rayan69pl Putler is a Kurwa under any definition. Thus the word was used appropriately. 💯
@@rayan69pl150 meanings? So, it’s literally the Polish word for F***.
@@ccvcharger Yes, it's Polish F-word. But even more elaborate that F-word in us, it's also used as exclamation mark like in this vid.
@@mateuszzimon8216 I don’t know, you can get a lot of mileage out of F***, especially when you add -ing and -er to it.
Dude, your accents are improving all the time! ❤❤❤😂
Please for the love of god get a legacy hornet for the Canadians
“Kurwa” alright that got me good.
That airspeed joke was a perfect opening for the Sky Warden. Hopefully we'll see more Sky Warden appearances
In Star Trek online, my new ship came up with the USS Canada. I just tell everyone we are done saying sorry.
You need a worst to best arc so that at the end you can confront a rival and lead with the following:
{interrupting a grand monolgoue} “Alright, well listen here you Klingon-effer. My name is Captain [name], bridge commander of the USS Canada, and we are DONE saying sorry! Now. You have two options. One: Turn around now, leave Starfleet territory, and never come back. Two…continue, and I promise that you get an ass-whooping so big it’ll make the old Geneva Suggestions, as the population of our namesake called them, look like the Interplanetary Olympics.”
@@awesam2399 Too many words, not enough beams to foreheads. :)
@@Jayhawk226 *Sits quietly on the bridge of my ship with 4 different torpedoes and one beam emitter on the front while 18 fighter squadrons do the job for me.*
@@Chokah Oh my "daily driver" is the Leggo Temp FDC, type 7s do a great job. Or if this is my JH Sci capt. I go all space magic on you.
To those that don't know, in STO you choose violence all the time. don't belief the hype.
@@Jayhawk226 I've been loving my Silik carrier with the trait from the new Typhon. It really adds to a "One ship armada" build.
Not gonna lie I love idea of the pirate hunting excursions. If I could afford it, I go. It's combines the excitement of hunting with the comfort and relaxation of a taking a cruise.