Jack's inventory is like something from an episode of Hoarders. Seriously though! Fish bones, apple cores, like 5 different discarded newspapers... You have a _problem_ Jack, this is literal garbage you're collecting here!
Stand User: Jack Orlando Stand:『Take It Or Leave It』 A coat containing extradimensional space that can hold an infinite amount of items, regardless of their size and other physical properties. Wearing the coat induces a severe kleptomaniac disorder in it's Stand User, making Jack go after any obtainable items in the vicinity to put into his pockets "for later use". This kleptomaniac effect also accentuates Jack's inherent assholishness. Power F Speed F Range F Vitality D Precision F Development F
Yeah, I strongly disagree with the Power F, as well as Development F. Once Araki's creativity kicks in, Jack Orlando will be doing amazing shit with that coat. He'll launch an ICBM missile from under his armpit that he stole "for later use" years ago. Its utility is as varied as his imagination. Wait. I forgot. This is Jack Orlando. Yeah, Fs in every category.
Love how fast everyone in this game moves to murder "What do I care about your stupid fish?" "GO OR I WILL MURDER YOU AND LEAVE YOUR CORPSE IN THE SEA FOR OTHERS TO FIND"
halligan would've had biff deliver a 35 minute infodump about the importance of his crankin' handle, his car and how automotive vehicles work and what are cars.
I'll be honest this game is the perfect realist point and click adventure of them all. Not because Orlando is a likable and/or relatable protagonist, but because every NPC has the appropriate 'why the fuck are you talking to me' and 'get the fuck away from me' response any real life person would have to a random person approaching them for information.
I just like to imagine Alice back at Jack's apartment, waiting there at the table with a cup of cold coffee, wondering where her broom and boxing gloves disappeared to.
Four shots, more than enough to send you Sunday School boys where you came from! *shoots spastically* To School! *awkwardly puts revolver away* Pretty nice.
The more I see of Jack Orlando, the more convinced I become that every longplay Beef and Beetus have ever commented on had a protagonist that was the Worst Something. Alexander (Messlevania) was Peak Oblivious, Alexander (King's Quest VI) was Peak Obsessive, Mike Dawson's Peak Pathetic, Halligan's Peak Incompetent. Eventually when enough wrongpuraes have been assembled in the same place a transformation will occur, and all of these individual facets will merge into the shittiest protagonist ever known to video games.
Don't forget Eike Kush from Shadow of Destiny, the Peak Dumbass, also the Hot Blonde Bimbo archetype of our party Jake Quinlan, the Peak Ripper and Steve, the Peak Kidder
I swear to Christ, the dialogue in this game is like those two guys in Don Hertzfeldt's Rejected film. "TUEsday's coming, did you brIng a jacket?" "I LIvE iN A GiAnT BUckET"
I'm a graduate of the Jack Orlando Mail Order School of Detectivery and Casual Racism. Also Trump University. So, you know...academically a force to be reckoned with.
10:56 I'm willing to guess that the reason for that cut is the LPer getting killed (possibly multiple times) at that part and having to reload the game. It might not look like it, but avoiding that guard is almost random, and the timing to get out of the screen before he comes back is really tight, so it's really easy to get caught and killed over and over.
I've never played the game before but from what we've seen so far I'm pretty sure next episode Jack will just push the fisherman into the water and steals the rope.
You can actually point the gun at any NPC in the game and receive a number of unique, indignant responses from each, similar to how using your fists on NPCs works. This is one of the few times that doing so actually has Jack fire the gun, though.
Orlando created a new PI company: The Hopkins, Quinlan , Halligan and Dawson Co. With A. Delaney, the guy from Urban Runner, the guy from Snow Job, Cobra and Evans were special guest stars and with Riana Rouge and George Wood being another guest star.
I'm about 90% sure that the audio cutting out is because this video has been run through the UA-cam anti-copywrite feature.. so any bit of music that UA-cam claims for copywrite they fade out the sound... except in jack Orlando's case that's literally the entire games audio.
Slowbeef did we ever figure out why that one building jack traveled in for ages had huge tv screens? IDK if it was a Easter egg or a Dev truly forgot the year it was set in It's the weirdest part of the game, with a sercet underground building like a old civ, makes it like the game had a deeper plot, but these parts are never mentioned again, even going down there was almost pointless, making me think it was originally a druid like game but dropped for a easier ending
So wait, he has 48 hours, or two days and two nights, but this entire game is about 20% the first day and 80% the first night? Why give him 48 then? Wouldn't it make more sense to raise tension by making the player feel like they're running out of time? And just how long does this night go on, anyway? Jack's a busy guy!
The idea is that by using Fleischer style animation but excluding all stereotypes from the time period (black and asian characters being particular targets of racist caricature), the developers of Cuphead are whitewashing the art style in a racist way because you can't separate it from those aformentioned caricatures. It's not exactly a compelling argument but it got Kotaku and RollingStone articles for some reason.
hassanico9999 wtf kind of wierd backwards logic is that? are they saying that they should include racist black/asian stereotypes in the game just to be accurate?
Be N S O N No, there's nothing that would have been 'better'. That's those people's whole shtick. They love to create paradigms where no matter what you do, there will be something offensive or 'problematic' about it.
![Orlando Five-O [Part 9]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qsEyBctP5q4/mqdefault.jpg)
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Finally, no Wrongpurae is complete without that one ridiculous moment that leaves 'Beef & 'Beetus laughing like maniacs.
Jack's inventory is like something from an episode of Hoarders.
Seriously though! Fish bones, apple cores, like 5 different discarded newspapers...
You have a _problem_ Jack, this is literal garbage you're collecting here!
Zero Helix Nobody needs two different vehicle crank handles.
Neither of them for his own vehicle.
I'm more disturbed by the human skull he's carrying around.
*shoots*
To be fair, anyone who thought Frank Reynolds pioneered the sausage pocket idea clearly hasn't seen this game
Stand User: Jack Orlando
Stand:『Take It Or Leave It』
A coat containing extradimensional space that can hold an infinite amount of items, regardless of their size and other physical properties. Wearing the coat induces a severe kleptomaniac disorder in it's Stand User, making Jack go after any obtainable items in the vicinity to put into his pockets "for later use". This kleptomaniac effect also accentuates Jack's inherent assholishness.
Power F
Speed F
Range F
Vitality D
Precision F
Development F
What's funny is Araki could somehow turn Jack into an entertaining character, his stand would be argued among fans about how broken it was.
What
Yeah, I strongly disagree with the Power F, as well as Development F. Once Araki's creativity kicks in, Jack Orlando will be doing amazing shit with that coat. He'll launch an ICBM missile from under his armpit that he stole "for later use" years ago. Its utility is as varied as his imagination. Wait. I forgot. This is Jack Orlando. Yeah, Fs in every category.
Love how fast everyone in this game moves to murder
"What do I care about your stupid fish?"
"GO OR I WILL MURDER YOU AND LEAVE YOUR CORPSE IN THE SEA FOR OTHERS TO FIND"
Somehow, the people investigating will come to the conclusion that Jack was the murderer.
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Jack Orlando has severe alzheimer's and has no idea where he is or what he's doing.
I though it was just me, I can't even remember what the objective is anymore.
Maybe this what was in Steve's mind in Harvester
"you're stupid fish"
The error really jumps out with the rest of the dialogue being so well polished.
I...is your name an Ultimate Warrior comic reference?
Man this game is really fucking wei*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
That scene where Jack pulled out his gun and started firing at the hecklers made those months of waiting _completely_ worth it.
I'm kinda impressed that he was willing to shoot people solely to horde a broken plank in his trenchcoat
We really need a L.A. Noire detective game with Jack Orlando, Brent Halligan, and agent Hopkins.
dsagent and the sound effects of noire
I'd be down with Captain Donally screaming at Halligan to get out there and raise some lumps.
With those three, what are the odds that they'd just go around and stumble upon the bodies of each other's victims?
halligan would've had biff deliver a 35 minute infodump about the importance of his crankin' handle, his car and how automotive vehicles work and what are cars.
but I'd totally be down with orlando, halligan and hopkins investigating rita's death. spoilers: they accidentally (or not) murder all of texas
There's a boat that has piles of "rope as far as the eye could see" but orlando only wants the one that the captain is using.
Why didn't he do this earlier!? "Hey Boss, this guy was snooping about the casino asking about you-" *BANG BANG BANG BANG*
I'll be honest this game is the perfect realist point and click adventure of them all. Not because Orlando is a likable and/or relatable protagonist, but because every NPC has the appropriate 'why the fuck are you talking to me' and 'get the fuck away from me' response any real life person would have to a random person approaching them for information.
And you can pick up virtually anything, regardless of whether it's ever of use to you in the case.
Crate sounds like the german word "Gräte" which describes fishbones. Prob just a coincidence.
Not a coincidence, since it was in Polish, then localised to German then localised to English, probably by someone who could only speak Hungarian.
I just like to imagine Alice back at Jack's apartment, waiting there at the table with a cup of cold coffee, wondering where her broom and boxing gloves disappeared to.
Come on, she knows Jack. She knows who has them.
14:24 - timestamp for contagious laughter
Mar G Jack Dead Eye Orlando
Mar G another best retsu moment
Red Dead Detective.
Screw 6 hours, I've been waiting 2 whole months for their reaction to that.
Four shots, more than enough to send you Sunday School boys where you came from!
*shoots spastically*
To School!
*awkwardly puts revolver away*
Pretty nice.
The more I see of Jack Orlando, the more convinced I become that every longplay Beef and Beetus have ever commented on had a protagonist that was the Worst Something. Alexander (Messlevania) was Peak Oblivious, Alexander (King's Quest VI) was Peak Obsessive, Mike Dawson's Peak Pathetic, Halligan's Peak Incompetent.
Eventually when enough wrongpuraes have been assembled in the same place a transformation will occur, and all of these individual facets will merge into the shittiest protagonist ever known to video games.
Anne Varmint and king graham was peak beef. Awwww yeah...
the avengers of adventure games
I dunno, I feel like combining orlando with any other person would by default make him a better protagonist
Don't forget Eike Kush from Shadow of Destiny, the Peak Dumbass, also the Hot Blonde Bimbo archetype of our party
Jake Quinlan, the Peak Ripper
and Steve, the Peak Kidder
Meanwhile Adrienne from Phantasmagoria goes to the store and buys like 5 plot relevant items.
What's with these European written adventure game protagonists criticizing the aesthetics of everything around them?
ApplesPapples
You ugly little dummy.
6:59 Oh man, I really needed that today.
that shooting scene was pretty funny, but frankly this was the funniest. the awkward silence before it makes it golden
Jack Orlando: door expert, not so confident on tridents.
I can't believe the game has gone on this long and there are STILL so many items that have to be used up before the end.
+TheWaterdog6 I doubt they will all be used. There are often red herrings in games like these.
At this point in the game with all these items I hope Jack ends up throwing them all at the boss or something.
I'm so glad you guys are back. I'm finally getting my Retsufix.
I swear to Christ, the dialogue in this game is like those two guys in Don Hertzfeldt's Rejected film.
"TUEsday's coming, did you brIng a jacket?" "I LIvE iN A GiAnT BUckET"
"Hey! Would you LIke to go SEe a MOVie?"
"I'm feeling fat, and sassy!"
@@xFlareLeon "DO YOOOOOOOUUUUUU?!"
"YOU TALKED TO HIM!" That's Slowbeef's best reaction since "FISH! FISH!"
You know that dynamic dialogue in Elder Scrolls Oblivion where conversations between npcs make no sense? I think Bethesda was inspired by this game.
Todd Howard is the Jack Orlando of the modern age.
If Jack doesn't solve every puzzle from hereon with gunfire I'm going to be disappointed.
Jack! You can just buy sausages! You don't have time for this!
tritiumH3 I wonder how jack things that guy got the sausages in the first place. Like, does he think he brought them from home?
jack's coat has to smell absolutely horrible by now, with how much crap he keeps in it
duel duelson it looks absolutely filthy too
I don’t think piss in my cornflakes was an expression back then
How would you know, landblubber? This is authentic 1930's sailor talk! Get outta here, let me finish my sausages.
I dont want this game to end, thats how bad it is
Judging by the playlist they've set up, there are 3 more parts after this that they've already filmed and uploaded but currently have set to private.
+Jonathon Cowley: you're already better than most detectives featured on Retsupurae
If you can make it through an entire day without murdering your loved ones, you're better than most retsu detectives.
+BugPope: "Berckson set a trap for me! We gotta keep the press outta this!"
I'm a graduate of the Jack Orlando Mail Order School of Detectivery and Casual Racism. Also Trump University.
So, you know...academically a force to be reckoned with.
10:56 I'm willing to guess that the reason for that cut is the LPer getting killed (possibly multiple times) at that part and having to reload the game.
It might not look like it, but avoiding that guard is almost random, and the timing to get out of the screen before he comes back is really tight, so it's really easy to get caught and killed over and over.
I've never played the game before but from what we've seen so far I'm pretty sure next episode Jack will just push the fisherman into the water and steals the rope.
Also shoots four times into the water.
George Wood Simulator 1997
the war and peace of retsuprae's don't ever stop
I'm just gonna start using "Olympic Weightlifter" as an insult from now on.
I enjoy my yearly pilgrimage to Orland Five-o. It reminds me that at least my life isn't a fever dream.
that was a real Indiana Jones move jack pulled on that dock. lol
Even four years later I still find such joy in listening to Slowbeef lose his shit and start laughing so hard he sounds like he's sobbing
Jack Orlando: PLOT CONTRIVANCE.
You can actually point the gun at any NPC in the game and receive a number of unique, indignant responses from each, similar to how using your fists on NPCs works. This is one of the few times that doing so actually has Jack fire the gun, though.
Good lord I was extremely not ready for the "fish crate" thing. This game rules.
I decided to answer Beetus' question during this viewing. By the time he asks, "How many items does he have?" Jack is up to 38 by my count.
I don't think I've ever seen an adventure game where you have THIS many items in your inventory at one time
Orlando: "This is a comment."
"I hate comennts."
"A comment crate!"
Can someone edit McCree's Deadeye from Overwatch over that "shootout" scene at the docks? Thanks.
TehAdrenalinePickle oh my god yes!
So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And then I fired again. And then I missed.
It's twelve past noon.
Then I ate popsicle, then I passed out
What's the point of dialogue choices when every option is the same unnecessarily hostile, rude and meandering nonsense?
1:52 "You can stick your fish straight up your read end!" record scratch sound
2:20 "That's not a fish crate at all!"
This dialogue reaches, like, Samuel Beckettesque heights of absurdity at times. I can't go on. I'll go on.
"This tool belongs in the junk heap." i was just thinkin the same thing jack
I feel like this is an seamless blur of continuous drunken encounters
Jack "Yosemite Sam" Orlando
It's almost a shame how hilariously the three punks were driven off at the pier. Their JRPG battle theme was actually fitting and kind of okay.
Orlando created a new PI company: The Hopkins, Quinlan , Halligan and Dawson Co. With A. Delaney, the guy from Urban Runner, the guy from Snow Job, Cobra and Evans were special guest stars and with Riana Rouge and George Wood being another guest star.
Jack Orlando: Meticulous Cheapskate Extraordinaire
7:20 let me drink my beer in peace or I'll blow us all to hell!
We finally get the chance for true puzzle solving. And Jack chooses to go Boom Boom.
What a game.
Jack Orlando.
Clever bot detective
jack used the rope he took from that homeless guy he beat with a bat to tie up that guy he pistol-whipped in the alley.
"That scrap metal belongs in a junkyard, unlike this apple core that's been rotting in my pocket since this morning"
Is "Olympic Weightlifter" some sort of racial pejorative? For, you know..."those people".
I'm just assuming that any word that comes out of Jack's mouth is meant to be a racial slur of some kind.
Hey, I learned a vocabulary word in this episode bollard
What is even going on in this game!?
Oh what the fuck. The grease *appeared* in the alley once he needed it! Wait, why am I shocked by this?
Jack should be a protagonist in a Resident Evil game
Here Jack! THIS WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!
14:28
So he actually just went in that restaurant to antagonize the owner?
14:25 is this our head explosion this time
14:42
Jack, stop talking about yourself.
slowbeef's laugh at the end there sounds disconcertingly like Krusty the Klown
Population: Tire
The dock encounter music makes me think of Turok 2's
uh is the "break out of your chains" a slavery joke
Knowing this stupid piece of shit game probably. I hope whoever wrote this got cancer.
21:00 "landblubber"
spyro.wikia.com/wiki/Land_Blubbers
I was half expecting that dog was going to get knocked out with a weighted boxing glove instead of just feeding it
This is the video that made retuprae love this game.
Is that boat's name Mary Ass? I'm not just imagining it, am I?
I'm guessing its Mary Ann but...yeah...
and the journey continues
This is awesome. Any chance we could get a kickstarter nonstarter, retsufurash, or copyright infringement Mickey cartoons before christmas?
I'm about 90% sure that the audio cutting out is because this video has been run through the UA-cam anti-copywrite feature.. so any bit of music that UA-cam claims for copywrite they fade out the sound... except in jack Orlando's case that's literally the entire games audio.
Slowbeef did we ever figure out why that one building jack traveled in for ages had huge tv screens? IDK if it was a Easter egg or a Dev truly forgot the year it was set in
It's the weirdest part of the game, with a sercet underground building like a old civ, makes it like the game had a deeper plot, but these parts are never mentioned again, even going down there was almost pointless, making me think it was originally a druid like game but dropped for a easier ending
Why is everyone's first instinct is wanting to kill Jack Orlando? XD
Hydro Cannons Wouldn’t you?
Because he's an asshole with no redeeming qualities?
It's so they can take his One True Key to The CIty, and in the darkness bind it.
I really hope all those items get used eventually.
TheHolySemiColon preferably all at the same time
I knew Afterfall: Insanity had to have got their Shit Voltron idea from somewhere.
I'm way more interested in following that guy's search for his crankenhandle
Jack is gonna use all that useless garbage to guide himself out of a maze (called it)
A puzzle callback all the way back to Colossal Cave!
What was slowbeef saying about Halligan? I couldn't make it out: "until the very end, you're still like ' I gotta [unintelligible]"
Not only does the music cut out, but so does the voice acting, next will be the speech
So wait, he has 48 hours, or two days and two nights, but this entire game is about 20% the first day and 80% the first night? Why give him 48 then? Wouldn't it make more sense to raise tension by making the player feel like they're running out of time? And just how long does this night go on, anyway? Jack's a busy guy!
Are we sure Jack isn't just picking up junk because he legitimately thinks they are useful quest items?
This game is a cry for help.
I mean, so far he wasn't wrong on that, exactly…
14:26 what the shit
14:29 😂
"AINT CAN"
landblubber
you're stupid fish
Are you implying there are issues with this games writing
Hey, don't disturb Ian Miles Cheong! He has to make up people who call Cuphead racist and condemn those fictional persons on Twitter dot com.
Cuphead being racist is not exactly an uncommon view.
What's racist in that game, exactly? The german rat?
The idea is that by using Fleischer style animation but excluding all stereotypes from the time period (black and asian characters being particular targets of racist caricature), the developers of Cuphead are whitewashing the art style in a racist way because you can't separate it from those aformentioned caricatures.
It's not exactly a compelling argument but it got Kotaku and RollingStone articles for some reason.
hassanico9999 wtf kind of wierd backwards logic is that? are they saying that they should include racist black/asian stereotypes in the game just to be accurate?
Be N S O N No, there's nothing that would have been 'better'. That's those people's whole shtick. They love to create paradigms where no matter what you do, there will be something offensive or 'problematic' about it.
What happened with hobo?
How horrible crime (on sanity?) happened that made person doing this LP redacted that part??
Also fish crate?
Was that sailor Ted?
That Sailor at the Bloody Shark sounds a lot like Ridley.
A video crate
Man this music is jazzy as fuck but it keeps cutting out.
Fun fact: the guy who wrote this game's OST also did: Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop, Tango & Cash and The Running Man.
Felix Logographic That's not a joke, is it?
nope. look up harold faltermeyer
Oh yeah, I forgot he's a German guy. So that's how the Polish devs could approach him, I guess.
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