Switzerland destroys everyone with Swiss cheese and Swiss army knives in Hearts of Iron 4

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  • Опубліковано 26 кві 2019
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    The challenge is to play as Switzerland and not get bored. We're going to conquer a couple of countries and so on:
    - Play as Switzerland
    - Don't get bored
    - Ironman
    What did I do wrong, what did I do right? What should my next challenge be, if any. Let me know in the comments.
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  • @mrjones5636
    @mrjones5636 5 років тому +3031

    When you're a german soldier stationed in bavaria, and see a chinese guy running at you carrying a swiss flag and trying to stab you with a swiss army knife.

    • @Jasza676
      @Jasza676 5 років тому +61

      You're*

    • @hyort3613
      @hyort3613 5 років тому +165

      Jasza676 oh please, the grammarnazis have returned. Quite fitting with the video right?

    • @Miquelalalaa
      @Miquelalalaa 5 років тому +88

      YTS Failing at basic grammar deserves to be called out.

    • @mrjones5636
      @mrjones5636 5 років тому +88

      @@Miquelalalaa so can I assume that you can speak a second language without any gramatical errors at all?

    • @Jasza676
      @Jasza676 5 років тому +47

      Sheesh guys. You don't need to be rude about it. It would be nice to avoid it since it is quite a basic mistake. It is however such common *even among native speakers* that it became sort of a meme at that point.
      YTS - tsk tsk, Yes I am, tsk tsk!

  • @user-iw1zz2en4k
    @user-iw1zz2en4k 5 років тому +698

    Fascist Switzerland taking control of the Allies is one of the greatest moves I have ever seen in HoI4

    • @marselo5332
      @marselo5332 4 роки тому +12

      M01234567 your pfp really seals the deal with that comment

    • @iberia169
      @iberia169 2 роки тому

      Never trust the swiss

    • @filce1232
      @filce1232 2 роки тому +1

      @@iberia169 swiss*

    • @iberia169
      @iberia169 2 роки тому

      @@filce1232 thanks

  • @TheStandardIsTheStandard
    @TheStandardIsTheStandard 5 років тому +1319

    Play as germany, lose the war, play as either east or west germany, and form the fourth reich -- conquering europe

    • @halop
      @halop 5 років тому +65

      that sounds awesome

    • @BoyanZhelyazkov_theDoctor
      @BoyanZhelyazkov_theDoctor 5 років тому +200

      Didn't they already done that in real life with EU?

    • @FriedrichBarb
      @FriedrichBarb 5 років тому +97

      @@BoyanZhelyazkov_theDoctor Brexit will be their new Stalingrad lol

    • @MrMoron231
      @MrMoron231 4 роки тому +6

      Why not do it in a Cold War mod

    • @EnderMan314-USA
      @EnderMan314-USA 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrMoron231 he doesn't play mods.

  • @merinoks9089
    @merinoks9089 5 років тому +3689

    Challenge : As USA own every province that gives OIL. Use The Road to 56 mod

    • @vlad8241
      @vlad8241 5 років тому +312

      But he has to use the Road to 56 mod.
      It gives more oil to the Middle Eastern Nations.

    • @merinoks9089
      @merinoks9089 5 років тому +70

      @@vlad8241 Yea

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 5 років тому +164

      In other words, conquer the greater United States.

    • @francobecker3443
      @francobecker3443 5 років тому +19

      The Galactic Senate of the Republic Afghanistan does not have oil I think.

    • @underbybrawro3532
      @underbybrawro3532 5 років тому +4

      lol

  • @Patrick-uu6ev
    @Patrick-uu6ev 5 років тому +173

    The most action movie one liner Taureor has ever said
    "Hey Adolf. Catch."

  • @m1neh841
    @m1neh841 5 років тому +63

    I wonder how confused Chang Kai-Shek was thinking when he heard he was now at war with Switzerland

  • @jinjimar
    @jinjimar 5 років тому +1432

    Taureor : but you probably won't so i won't have to
    Taureor's fans : YOU DARE OPPOSE US MORTAL?

    • @CrownedDan
      @CrownedDan 5 років тому +5

      Jinjimar I looked at your comment at the same time he said that

    • @wildestweeaboo5122
      @wildestweeaboo5122 5 років тому +18

      i like the way he says "in a week or so", it's been a day and already 9.8k

    • @yslandrei
      @yslandrei 5 років тому +3

      Are you aware that he said he wont ever get 10k likes just to bait all of you idiots into likeing the video?

    • @jinjimar
      @jinjimar 5 років тому +25

      @@yslandrei wow really? never thought of that, damn he really tricked us this time

    • @MinesomeMC
      @MinesomeMC 5 років тому +11

      @@yslandrei yes were just completely okay with it

  • @panzerscoutsmemories1152
    @panzerscoutsmemories1152 5 років тому +322

    Slovakia under Taureor: UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAA

    • @andrejz.1156
      @andrejz.1156 5 років тому +1

      @B Roli not harder then Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia

    • @charlotteinfinito3581
      @charlotteinfinito3581 4 роки тому

      Drew durnil with Germany
      I’m too weak

  • @robezy0
    @robezy0 4 роки тому +41

    "The allies will think they did most of the work. They always think that."
    Couldn't stop laughing at that point xD

    • @koppi9278
      @koppi9278 2 роки тому +1

      I mean the soviets did like 80% of the work and many americans think that germany only lost because of the allies

    • @lordium1848
      @lordium1848 2 роки тому

      @@koppi9278 yeah. While USA was busy giving loans to the whole world and making money, the Soviets and UK did most of the job, yet they still think that they were the ones to win the war.

  • @domchubs5836
    @domchubs5836 4 роки тому +25

    Me: Struggling to survive as an unaligned Greece
    Taureor as Switzerland: "I might just take out Germany and Japan after this..."

  • @egorstreltsov4552
    @egorstreltsov4552 5 років тому +11

    16:25 This is a cursed image

  • @cinderblockgamingweresolid5731
    @cinderblockgamingweresolid5731 5 років тому +82

    Lol i like how he says "What are we going to do, *brings up list of save files all of Switzerland* I dont know yet." 00:43

  • @samuraijack5919
    @samuraijack5919 5 років тому +153

    Taureor: is efficient and skilled at completing challenges
    Switzerland: known for their efficiency and skill
    Therefore: Taureor playing as Switzerland is the logical conclusion.

  • @baptiste5216
    @baptiste5216 5 років тому +31

    France : Alsace-lorraine is french
    Germany : No Alsace-lorraine is german
    Switzerland : *No Alsace-lorraine is swiss*

    • @cyrilcaseyblanco2140
      @cyrilcaseyblanco2140 5 років тому +5

      All hail Switzerland.

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 Рік тому

      All of France, Italy, Austria, Liechtenstein, Germany, Luxembourg, and Wallonia is rightfully Swiss. 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭

  • @Panzerfire666
    @Panzerfire666 5 років тому +13

    "Hey Adolf, catch"
    xD
    You're so sinisterly amusing

  • @MannDesBootes
    @MannDesBootes 5 років тому +5

    28:50 this is some really good pronounciation of german city names. 10/10 would listen to it again

  • @mikemasaki8193
    @mikemasaki8193 5 років тому +4

    Switzerland: Declares war
    Switzerland: **Owns effectivly all of asia and europe withing a few years**

  • @Robbini0
    @Robbini0 4 роки тому +4

    *Imagining how some historians would chronicle the rise of Switzerland*
    *Realize many of them ended up in insane asylums*

  • @juenopea
    @juenopea 5 років тому +21

    Everybody gangsta till Switzerland conquers the world

  • @joaomanuelaraujo250
    @joaomanuelaraujo250 4 роки тому +9

    “We’re fascist now, perfect!”
    Lmao

  • @RavenLP-
    @RavenLP- 5 років тому +283

    Great job :-)
    Challenge: Play as kommunist Vietnam and puppet or annex the USA

    • @RavenLP-
      @RavenLP- 5 років тому +49

      @SJOOFTV Well just starting with France and releasing Vietnam plus clicking on playing them should do the trick ;-)

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 років тому +15

      @@RavenLP- bonus cringe for turning communist AS France and releasing ALL before Vietnam. Africa and Asia would be getting dozens sudden factories from those generic focus trees.

    • @yslandrei
      @yslandrei 5 років тому

      @Max Cat we are talking in ironman mode

    • @netbotcl586
      @netbotcl586 5 років тому

      lol yes

    • @will6412
      @will6412 5 років тому

      Have you ever played the game?

  • @urangatun
    @urangatun 5 років тому +25

    I loved it when you said: "Hey Adolf! Catch!" and nuked Berlin.

  • @assassin9314
    @assassin9314 5 років тому +4

    0:20 *immidietly likes*

  • @johnnyboy95101
    @johnnyboy95101 5 років тому +20

    Pain? Try Ethiopia from the 1936 start date and take Italy (and if you're up to it the rest of Africa too)

    • @KarlMarkyMarxx
      @KarlMarkyMarxx 5 років тому

      I think Rimmy Down Under did this.

    • @johnnyboy95101
      @johnnyboy95101 5 років тому

      @THE SCOTTISH DINOSAUR ok, someone decent do it without mods, console codes, or incompetence.

    • @johnnyboy95101
      @johnnyboy95101 5 років тому

      @THE SCOTTISH DINOSAUR Fair. But I wanna see my favorite Pole do it ya know? Just because it's been done doesn't mean I can't watch my favorite do it.

  • @penguinlord-yt9xc
    @penguinlord-yt9xc 5 років тому +12

    Ok taureor, you are a god at hoi4 you literally took Japan and China as Switzerland that's insane you're so good and your strategies are really smart I love your videos!

  • @keremali9593
    @keremali9593 5 років тому +27

    I dont want you to suffer BUT PLEASE PLAY AS SLOVAKIA

  • @inakimartinez1328
    @inakimartinez1328 5 років тому +2

    Taureor: Look at me Churchill, I'm the faction leader now!

  • @miroslavivan1460
    @miroslavivan1460 5 років тому +89

    I really want to see 1939 Slovakia ffs

    • @Lucas.Blevins
      @Lucas.Blevins 5 років тому

      Miroslav Ivan looks like he’ll have to do it now 😂

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 5 років тому +5

    Any challenge:
    Taureor: W O R L D C O N Q U E S T

  • @mlgsty8880
    @mlgsty8880 5 років тому +23

    You should try to do something with Germanys alternate path, I really want to see how you handle the civil war now that you cant "save" your troops by sea and now that German AI is uber stronk (for ai) and actually can fight back. Kinda suprised me when they managed to push me back couple times last time I tried it, and it took 1 and half year to win it.

    • @alexting827
      @alexting827 5 років тому

      actually, you still can send the troops to sea. But now you have to make one small adjustment.

  • @StandingTNT
    @StandingTNT 5 років тому +1

    "Hey Adolf, catch." I laughed my ass off for some reason...

  • @echo_9835
    @echo_9835 5 років тому +3

    Everyone else: Order 66
    Switzerland: Order 66 with nukes

  • @Inhumane
    @Inhumane 5 років тому +6

    Damn I realised Switzerland has quite a big army and industry for its size

  • @highgroundmemes9037
    @highgroundmemes9037 5 років тому +3

    EEEEE HOI AGAIN! MORE HOI!!
    Taureor i love you thanks for new challenge)

  • @ledavalon7118
    @ledavalon7118 5 років тому +1

    Didn't think I' get so hooked on your videos, great content and editing and your voice is so smooth and enjoyable. Keep up the great work loving these challenges

  • @Felyxorez
    @Felyxorez 5 років тому +1

    Swiss neutrality in WW2 - fight for no one and nobody.
    Swiss neutrality in HOI4 - fight with everybody for everybody.

  • @frederickthegreat4801
    @frederickthegreat4801 4 роки тому +3

    "paratroopers just need to defend"
    101st airborne: am i a joke to you

  • @Bachars
    @Bachars 5 років тому +5

    No one:
    Taureor: SWISS CHEESE FOR THE WIN

  • @arnljot9030
    @arnljot9030 5 років тому +2

    I tried this just a few days back and germany took austria before I could invade austria.

  • @juhaszmate5095
    @juhaszmate5095 5 років тому +1

    Romania: *cedes bessarabia to the USSR while taureor is at a war with it*
    Taureor: Damn, well now i cant have it
    USSR: *You dare oppose me mortal?*

  • @blitzkrieg8776
    @blitzkrieg8776 5 років тому +3

    Lol, reminds me when I did that with one of the formable nations mods. Switzerland+Austria+Fascism=White Empire

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 5 років тому +5

    taureor after he accidently force himself to play slovakia 1939:
    "what have i done?"

  • @WoahCabbages
    @WoahCabbages 2 роки тому

    Great video as always!!

  • @biharek7595
    @biharek7595 3 роки тому +1

    19:24 well... That's a lot of support equipment

  • @erddun
    @erddun 5 років тому +7

    You should be a narrator
    Your voice is really soft and relaxing

  • @perpetuummobile6157
    @perpetuummobile6157 5 років тому +3

    Finally! The Swiss run I waited for sooo long. That was damn awesome, one of the best ones so far! But was it that necessary to use paradrops? I mean, someone have to nerf them, some day. Maybe.

  • @uzhasair
    @uzhasair 4 роки тому +1

    Something about Switzerlands color is satisfying

  • @murad0139
    @murad0139 5 років тому

    Everyone: Plays Imperator Rome
    Taureor: Plays Heats of Iron IV

  • @killerbee7347
    @killerbee7347 4 роки тому +3

    Love how he just casually says, "ima nuke Berlin

  • @LahtariFIN
    @LahtariFIN 5 років тому +24

    I have a challenge that I don't think anyone has proposed before:
    The Armenian vendetta
    Release Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Georgia as free nations. Then playing as Armenia, puppet or annex all neighboring countries and your former overlord, the Soviet Union.
    (I have given this a quick test run and it seemed doable and interesting. Also, you may find the "Armenian" names the game generates a bit funny. So please play before localization happens) :P

  • @yourmother2985
    @yourmother2985 4 роки тому +1

    Taureor:
    Logs into his PC and plays HOI4 as Switzerland
    Everyone around Switzerland
    *Chuckles*
    I’m in danger.

  • @delicojeje
    @delicojeje 5 років тому +1

    I love your videos, man!

  • @zethicc7557
    @zethicc7557 5 років тому +6

    i wish there's a new mechanic to use the paratroopers more efficient

  • @TheLapompino
    @TheLapompino 5 років тому +14

    1 dislike Taureor himself for avoiding 1939 Slovakia

  • @batuboz7786
    @batuboz7786 5 років тому

    Learned so much from you, keep up the good work :)

  • @unif19
    @unif19 5 років тому +1

    Taureor switching sides as fast as italy since the release of hoi4

  • @MartenDE
    @MartenDE 5 років тому +3

    Just a thought: you annex Russia for manpower at 22:50, but their big border with Germany could have been useful as a distraction.

  • @yourlocalt72
    @yourlocalt72 5 років тому +3

    Challenge as new zealand conquer europe and usa using only bob semple and big bob tanks

  • @flayzuh6291
    @flayzuh6291 5 років тому +1

    The chocolate!
    Don't forget the infamous Swiss chocolate.
    We'll give you full stomachs. And stomachaches. And diabetes.

  • @shooshi819
    @shooshi819 5 років тому +1

    Congrats on 100k taureor

  • @tomon5598
    @tomon5598 5 років тому +3

    Challenge: As the United Kingdom, turn Fascist and recreate Oswald Mosley’s idea of “Europe, A Nation”, meaning ‘annex all of Europe’
    NO ORDER 66s

    • @Miquelalalaa
      @Miquelalalaa 5 років тому

      That was a post war idea though.

  • @IsminiStav
    @IsminiStav 5 років тому +3

    Switzerland not being neutral
    What have you done

  • @jordsta95
    @jordsta95 5 років тому +1

    Challenge: Expand as Netherland Antilles.
    You can stay as a puppet of the Netherland or fully release yourself
    Any ideology/faction allowed
    You cannot take land from nations your troops have never been to (neighbouring nations are ok - If you have had troops in France, you can take Belgium, but not Poland)
    Extra challenge: No order 66 (unlikely anyway with their manpower)
    Hardmode: Fully annex/puppet a major nation.

  • @jek_si2251
    @jek_si2251 5 років тому +2

    I love how one of the few nations left in Europe is Poland. :)

  • @m.a.t.a.s
    @m.a.t.a.s 5 років тому +10

    Challenge: Conquer the world (or at least 5 major countries and 10 minors) without pressing the "Declare war" button.

  • @riko_z9962
    @riko_z9962 5 років тому +3

    Ah yes, you did this far away ago that I have requested

  • @Whatamievingdoing
    @Whatamievingdoing 4 роки тому +1

    Taureor: talks about supply lines
    Me: you realize I don’t supply my troops by the end of the war they use dirt as ammo

  • @trinitywarren4259
    @trinitywarren4259 3 роки тому +1

    Tauror: *uploads*
    China: here we go again =(

  • @pimangripause
    @pimangripause 5 років тому +4

    Next Challange: Play as Ethiopia and defeat Italy!

  • @Warsawke
    @Warsawke 5 років тому +27

    Play as Bulgaria and restore the first Bulgarian empire.

    • @murderouskitten2577
      @murderouskitten2577 5 років тому +1

      that is very easy , and he already did Bulgaria chalange !

  • @a5cent
    @a5cent 5 років тому

    Started playing hoi4 three days ago. Watched this. Mind blown!
    Hillariously awsome!

  • @monnomestbizarre
    @monnomestbizarre 5 років тому +3

    if you start a civil war with only one division, it will automatically go to you and you can walk in the enemy capital without resistance (unless they have time to train troops and deploy them)

    • @SerialElfYT
      @SerialElfYT 5 років тому

      Exception to german civil war as both sides get event troops

  • @wizar6712
    @wizar6712 5 років тому +3

    1939 Germany but you can only have one division

  • @natonedge
    @natonedge 5 років тому +64

    *SWITZERLAND, YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING?*

    • @nietname2468
      @nietname2468 5 років тому +2

      Middle ages all over again.

    • @beyondEV
      @beyondEV 4 роки тому +4

      @@nietname2468 sorry, we forget we're neutral for a moment. ups, already conquered the world...

  • @KarlMarkyMarxx
    @KarlMarkyMarxx 5 років тому +1

    Once again, brilliant.

  • @V3sp4s
    @V3sp4s 5 років тому +1

    Hi Taureor :) finaly i new vid about Hearts of Iron 4 .... i enjoy a lot this serie :)

  • @zamininc3223
    @zamininc3223 5 років тому +4

    Challenge idea: Start off as Romanian-released Ukraine, retake all of Ukrainian cores.

  • @jakzak23
    @jakzak23 5 років тому +3

    Swiss, get back home, yr drunk.

  • @biaaszinterneta1050
    @biaaszinterneta1050 5 років тому

    Finally! Taureor video!

  • @brutalnyas5639
    @brutalnyas5639 5 років тому

    i gotta thank you, i just bought HOI4 and i am loving it much more than anything. i watched alot of ur vids before hand so i guess i know some tricks? but anyway, u got really good content, continue in it

  • @Blitz099
    @Blitz099 5 років тому +14

    Pls do ur challange but in expert mode

  • @drewmingo
    @drewmingo 5 років тому +3

    "if you want to see me suffer more, get this video to 10k likes in a week or something"
    *same day, likes are at 7k*

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 5 років тому +1

    Don’t count your eggs before they’re hatched. You _know_ you’ll have to play Slovakia.

  • @ola-connybritt-marieson622
    @ola-connybritt-marieson622 4 роки тому +3

    The world exists:
    Taureor: it's free real estate.

  • @londegel
    @londegel 5 років тому +11

    You switched side more times then a Italian in this video

  • @samurainoob4637
    @samurainoob4637 5 років тому +3

    Challenge: play as Lebanon and restore the old Phoenician Empire territory

    • @aidenbooksmith2351
      @aidenbooksmith2351 2 роки тому

      𐤔𐤋𐤌 𐤌𐤍 𐤀𐤓𐤑 𐤐𐤕 𐤀𐤇𐤉 𐤄𐤐𐤍𐤉!!
      greetings from the land of Phoenicia, my Phoenician brother (in Phoenician)

  • @austinchase2
    @austinchase2 5 років тому

    Glad to see you passed 100k!

  • @tylermeldrum1563
    @tylermeldrum1563 5 років тому +2

    As democratic Austria unite all ethnic germans. So annex Germany, Sudentenland, South Tyrol and Istria, Slovenia, Danzig, Memel and Continental Denmark. For an extra challenge, annex afore mentioned states but start in 1939 as Germany before releasing and playing as Austria

  • @julio709
    @julio709 5 років тому +8

    "Switzerland lead China in 1940"
    Wut the.....

  • @DonCorleon304
    @DonCorleon304 5 років тому +3

    as (communist, if u wish) luxembourg conquer florida as your holiday resort

  • @eimis2852
    @eimis2852 3 роки тому +1

    "Hey Adolf, catch" im dying of laughter rn

  • @vux688
    @vux688 3 роки тому +2

    All of those units on that 1 commander lol

  • @lukaskarlstrom7548
    @lukaskarlstrom7548 5 років тому +5

    You say you want to mix things up a bit and do something else than hoi4 sometimes right? Try imperator Rome then!

  • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
    @mike.mentzer_enjoyer 3 роки тому +3

    I feel sorry for the people that are conscripted into the Swiss army, they literally train to be a soldier just to defend their country only

  • @ChristopherBuzzard
    @ChristopherBuzzard 5 років тому +1

    Surrounding the capital does not stop supply alone as the troops still had access to ports. If you surround the capital and also have all the ports then they will attrition.

  • @wilsontheknight
    @wilsontheknight 3 роки тому

    Game: British Parlament Debates Intervention in Scandinavia
    Taureor: Do you really have nothing better to do?

  • @disposingbow2274
    @disposingbow2274 5 років тому +3

    When face revel coming?

  • @_loci1_avoidkv28
    @_loci1_avoidkv28 5 років тому +3

    Szlovák az a magyar, aki csehül beszél. Kappa

  • @paradoxgameenthusiast
    @paradoxgameenthusiast 2 роки тому

    Finally PERFECTION

  • @pizzatime4700
    @pizzatime4700 5 років тому

    Sounds like you had a lot of fun with this one