You see, young children, the ancient Roadhog was a creature of unimaginable power. It's ruled the battlefields of Overwatch with its unstoppable hook gun combination. But alas, all legends must come to an end eventually. The mighty Gods of Jeff Kaplan and the Overwatch team were displeased with the success of this magnificent animal. They took action, nerfing the poor creature into oblivion. The aftermath was harsh for the Roadhog, as it had to survive on team cooperation and groups to succeed in anything, which was scarce in the dry desert of quick play and arcade mode. Alone, the Roadhog struggled. Not being able to one shot anything but a Tracer, it grew weary and miserable. Over time, the great legend of Roadhog faded into dust. And now, we only reminisce the past, about this wonderful creature, fallen victim to the punishment of PTR patches.
A soft little tear rolled down my cheek as i slowly began to realize... it is back... hook 'em and cook 'em is finally back. One day i will tell that tale to my grandchildren. This story shall never be forgotten. And also i want that outro song.
Hey Muselk I got a little suggestion to improve the Hook em n Cook em. The first part: Hook > Cook is pretty good, but afterwards you need to stop the "customer" from leaving the room. So having for example a junkrat with a "chair" (beartrap) to make sure the "customer" doesnt leave too early because he will be loving the restaurant so much (or because he literally cant leave no matter if he wants to or not).
Junkrat actually says, "You hook 'em and I'll cook em". Get torb, junk, and roadhog on oasis and listen. You're so important Muselk, Jeff was like ... that's going in there. :D
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Roadhog The Tank? I thought not. It’s not a story the Devs would tell you. It’s an Overwatch legend. Roadhog was the Dank Tank of the meta, so powerful and so op he could use the Hook to influence the pixels to one shot life… He had such a knowledge of the Hook, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. Noob:He could actually save people from death? The dark side of the Hook is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Noob: What happened to him? He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his developers everything he knew, then they killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
5:30 Doomfist: oh my god its muselk, i am your biggest fan (in a creepy stalker like way) Muselk: *turn around* Doomfist: Hes looking this way omg omg *zooms off*
Did you guys hear? Summer games is returning on august 8th! Junkrat is getting a new legendary skin. Mercy is also getting a new legendary skin too. They are going to have competative lucio ball Mcree and widow are getting something too. I'm so hyped.
Moosetits, loving the new music for your outros, its nice to hear you mix it up every now and then. also, if you get the time, try more indie games too? really liked your subnautica, episodes. AND WHO CAN FORGET FORT KICKASS FROM FALLOUT????
Muselk you should bring back the try hard Tuesday series on overwatch with the punishments when you either die or don't get a 20 player kill streak! Like so Mr. Muselk can see!
Hey Muselk! I am here to place a note in your franchise suggestion box! The Mobile Cook em n Cook em shops! Cant find a good hook n cook spot to set your restaurant? Just employ a local Orisa! (they work for cheap) and pay 'er to just keep redeploying her shield. On the cart, on the corner, in front of their spawn! It works anywhere you wish and I ensure you, you WILL see your stocks in the stock market SKYROCKET! Mobile Hook em n Cook em! Soon in a random corner near you!
Woah woah woah Mr. Muselk, I know that Tyrodin isn't apart of the actual Hook em n Cook em, but a Hook em n Cook me vid without Bazz and Tyrodin?! This just isn't the same! (Btw love the vid!)
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I think it might be time to bring back the OG Hook em n Cook em crew for a true comeback!
Bring it back!
Muselk FIRST TO COMMENT ON THIS
Muselk yesss
Muselk YEET
Muselk why don't have you play with zylbrad
You could call the widow and mei strategy, Frostbite
Noah Webb oh shit that's good
Dawn Dish Soap thank you
Fuck that´s so good! I bow down to your puntastic-ly amazen (I did mean to do that) skills.
CarrotCake thank you and also you could've said aMEIzing
Noah Webb I like it
The one weakness of "Hook 'em and Cook 'em": Actually playing the game
The one weakness of Hook 'em and Cook 'em: Walking past.
Correction: Walking past the restaurant
But other than that, FLAWLESS
Muselk: just don't get doomfisted
Phantom: but what if I want to
Me: *lewd thoughts*
A roadhog?!?!?! I haven't seen that character since the great nerf of '94. Good times.
Genji mains smiled on that nerf ;)
ProDie But then they became fearful of the great fistening
Wasabi that's funny
#makemywholehoghardagain
I almost forgot :(
He might even be better than the legendary
SPEEDRUNNER
NOBODY IS BETTER THAN THE SPEEDRUNNER
JTSKIII lmao that's funny
JTSKIII
Ah ew speedrunner?
HOTHEAD IS MY MAIN
WOAW keep your opinions to yourself you uncultured swine! NOTHING BEATS THE BODY-SHOTING SPEEDRUNNER
NO ONE IS BETTER THAN SPEEDRUNNER
Oh Muselk, I do love your titles that give us 15s to 60s of that content, and then we see fully what the meme of the day is meant to be
You see, young children, the ancient Roadhog was a creature of unimaginable power. It's ruled the battlefields of Overwatch with its unstoppable hook gun combination. But alas, all legends must come to an end eventually. The mighty Gods of Jeff Kaplan and the Overwatch team were displeased with the success of this magnificent animal. They took action, nerfing the poor creature into oblivion. The aftermath was harsh for the Roadhog, as it had to survive on team cooperation and groups to succeed in anything, which was scarce in the dry desert of quick play and arcade mode. Alone, the Roadhog struggled. Not being able to one shot anything but a Tracer, it grew weary and miserable. Over time, the great legend of Roadhog faded into dust. And now, we only reminisce the past, about this wonderful creature, fallen victim to the punishment of PTR patches.
4:57 be like
Muselk: ' My hook broke!'
Understandable have a great day
and in a time many months ago... "THAT HOOK SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED!"
U r 2 years too early
Understandable have a great day is a meme now
"When we ignore all the games we've lost, we've won every time."
Can I make this my life motto?
muselk junkrat and roadhog has a voice line where they say junkrat says youll hooh em ill cook em roadhog says shut up
"Never listen to what I say, you can't trust me."
I'm going to hold this quote with me forever.
Widowmaker + Mei strategy = WidowMEIker
Kalopsia It’s A-MEEEEEEEEI-ZING
"When you ignore all the games we've lost, we won every time."
-Muselk 2017
Lol dem strays tho "and that golden gun nice wanna trade???"
"when you ignore all the games we've lost, we've won every time" ~Muselk
You guys really know how to kick a dead horse
*beat
Blow up via. Guardian
Kill with your own sword
Enemy shoots it from nowhere
Etc. etc. etc. etc
Times New Ramen *beat
*curbstomp
Silver Cronos *fuck
A soft little tear rolled down my cheek as i slowly began to realize... it is back... hook 'em and cook 'em is finally back. One day i will tell that tale to my grandchildren. This story shall never be forgotten.
And also i want that outro song.
After I read the title I thought the video was about me...
Why
I love how my favorite rocket league you tubers and overwatch youtubers are together
Remember tava?
Furno why wouldn't he?
Furno Only 90s kids remember Tava
The lazy torb
I remember the good time with Tava
He still plays with him on stream. And he played with him in his latest PUBG video.
that moment when a seated Symetra gets hooked out the door, magnificent.
MADA MADA
DO YOU NEED HEALING
Zarghot my professional opinion....YES!!!!!!
Genji Shimada there is always one genji in overwatch
The purple demon there's like a million of them or so :-P
"You fixed one chair and broke three." Hey it's the story of my life as told by Muselk!
"Throw him out like trash" 😂😂😂😂😂
spalaX u👌😂
16:00
Muselk: Out of all the not smart plays I’ve seen...
Muselk: It may be the *LEAST NOT SMART*
Guys look the Friends in the video isn't bazz and tyrodin anymore.
Anyone else wanna the true memers of overwatch, muselk and moonmoon join forces for a mega meme strat
Roadhog?
*takes cigarette out of mouth and coughs*
I haven't heard that name in years.
DeathBlossom98 lol
Hey Muselk I got a little suggestion to improve the Hook em n Cook em. The first part: Hook > Cook is pretty good, but afterwards you need to stop the "customer" from leaving the room. So having for example a junkrat with a "chair" (beartrap) to make sure the "customer" doesnt leave too early because he will be loving the restaurant so much (or because he literally cant leave no matter if he wants to or not).
"That's Bush League" - Muselk 2017
Muselk gets pulled over
Officer:let me see your ID plz
Muselk:sexy junkrat/meme artist
Officer:your free to go
Phantom sounds exactly like kephrii
gui man ye
When you ignore the losses you always win. That is now my life motto.
Congrats on 2 million subs Muselk! ( I subbed btw )
Junkrat actually says, "You hook 'em and I'll cook em". Get torb, junk, and roadhog on oasis and listen. You're so important Muselk, Jeff was like ... that's going in there. :D
Good episode!
Angela Ziegler I need healing
Angela Ziegler I require healing
Mada Mada
How overwatch heroes feels about Muselk
Widowmaker: what's an aimbot
Other heroes: not muselk
Great video! Now lets watch it
why Muselk why u make me wait till 3 am in night to watch that 20 min video what have u done to me why is it so amazing
if you have 0 skill then I have like -20 lol
Mad Soldier if you have -20 i have -120
Zander1171 I could continue this but don't feel like it
Zander1171 if you have -120 skill then I have -1,120
Mr. Pea-Body If you have -50 i have -50
Mad Soldier I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
this is when i loved watching muselk ;{
Muselk try the winning strat it works 😁
Just the Average Gamer 100% win rate
Yes the strat that has never failed at any point and never will
Just the Average Gamer that's a weird way to spell hook em and cook em
Just the Average Gamer says the guy with a genji avatar. Darn weebs.
Five dimensional chess? soo you're telling me Muselk's never played chess before
0:06 "COME ON ANA!!"
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Roadhog The Tank?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Devs would tell you. It’s an Overwatch legend. Roadhog was the Dank Tank of the meta, so powerful and so op he could use the Hook to influence the pixels to one shot life… He had such a knowledge of the Hook, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Noob:He could actually save people from death?
The dark side of the Hook is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Noob: What happened to him?
He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his developers everything he knew, then they killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Can we please get a counter of how many times he called Reinhardt Roadhog?
The Generic Batman 2
Muselk there is a strat where when there is a fight on the poin, you straight up put a teleported on the point in plain sight.
I think a good name for the strategy used in 8:45 is "trap me and bang em"
I remember this Muselk..I miss this
*Misses Hook*
"I swear to god if this hook breaks one more time"
So he has a roadhog, symmetra, bastion & zen gold gun... At this point only one of those characters isn't a meme.
Bought a golden doomfist. Help me... pls
Supreme Potato brother...
Supreme Potato what is your picture name
Supreme Potato lul what a waste
Potato I FOUND YOU AT LAST
Supreme Potato RIP
Yay two of my favorite youtubers working together
Mai + widow = Mayo
Overwatch God spelled mei wrong
Yeah I see that a lot and somehow it is never May.
Mayonnaise
There is a Touhou Project character called Mai, they use ice magic, Mei (from Overwatch) uses ice, so this still works.
meow
5:30 Doomfist: oh my god its muselk, i am your biggest fan (in a creepy stalker like way)
Muselk: *turn around*
Doomfist: Hes looking this way omg omg *zooms off*
So early that Muselk commented
Guido Siers yeah 4 hours ago lol
No one can compete with roadhog, and his Victoria’s Secret Physique
What happened to tava?
Did you guys hear?
Summer games is returning on august 8th!
Junkrat is getting a new legendary skin.
Mercy is also getting a new legendary skin too.
They are going to have competative lucio ball
Mcree and widow are getting something too.
I'm so hyped.
It’s still just lucio playingg football
plz do this with jonsandman next!!!
Moosetits, loving the new music for your outros, its nice to hear you mix it up every now and then.
also, if you get the time, try more indie games too? really liked your subnautica, episodes.
AND WHO CAN FORGET FORT KICKASS FROM FALLOUT????
is it just me or does Muselk sound Australian
[deleted] he is Australian
[deleted] muselk doesn't know what the fourth of July is. He is Australian
[deleted] HE IS AUSTRALIAN
BananaSplit BOSS it was sarcasm everyone lol
[deleted] oh well...WE GOTTA GO THEY'RE ON TO US!
Wow only muselk can show that even with the nerf roadhog is still a force to be reckoned with
Hey muselk love your content keep up the good work!
Muselk you should bring back the try hard Tuesday series on overwatch with the punishments when you either die or don't get a 20 player kill streak! Like so Mr. Muselk can see!
That describes me in 4 words
Dominik Mojak true
I suck as widowmaker
You can't hook through a shield how did you not know that your a level 400
he didn't know because he hooked the Reinhardt and then he pulled up his shield THEN it disconnected.
Lol you and Phantomace's personalities mix well. I almost died laughing when he said "and really shitty hook accuracy" hahahah great video.
*DATASS*
"Just don't get Doomfisted"
"What if I want to"
😂😂😂
EARLY SQUAD WHERE U AT?!?!?!?
Faith Alam you mean on time squad right? No one is early or late. They are on time.
You make very good and interresting vidoes. I really enjoy them. I have to smile in 1 vidoe like 100 times.
New idea hookem and freezem
Hey guys remember when Muselk said his channel wasent going to become an overwatch channel?
No one will ever see this...
The Mei Widow strategy should be called ice'm n' snipe'm
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The Hook em and cook em needs to be a real comp strat
17:20 "Roadhog" What did they tell you, youre going insane pooselk
Hey Muselk! I am here to place a note in your franchise suggestion box! The Mobile Cook em n Cook em shops! Cant find a good hook n cook spot to set your restaurant? Just employ a local Orisa! (they work for cheap) and pay 'er to just keep redeploying her shield. On the cart, on the corner, in front of their spawn! It works anywhere you wish and I ensure you, you WILL see your stocks in the stock market SKYROCKET! Mobile Hook em n Cook em! Soon in a random corner near you!
The first time Muselk did Hook’em and Cook’em was actually on Numbani. Hollywood was the second map.
Shouldve had a 3 man combo, roadhog, mei, and symmetra! Roadhog hooks them in, mei freezes them, and the turrets fry them while frozen!
The "hook and cook" is also known as "Gordon Ramsey cannot locate the painkillers"
"if you ignore every game we've lost, we've won every time." -Muselk
17:19 "Roadhog is coming back"
A freaking Reinhardt appears
My boy phantomace... I love it how he plays RL AND OW
0:06
Muselk turns into a crash bandicoot meme
Junkrat actually tells Roadhog "You hook 'em, I'll cook em!" now.
Ahhh I remember the time when Roadhog actually was a viable hero. Good times.
hey Muslek do you know that the summer game is placed in Sydney Australia
Woah woah woah Mr. Muselk, I know that Tyrodin isn't apart of the actual Hook em n Cook em, but a Hook em n Cook me vid without Bazz and Tyrodin?! This just isn't the same! (Btw love the vid!)
"oy no escape" now that will be in my nightmares forever
Roadhog might be dead, but hook em and cook em will never die
The mei and widow strat can be just named "Cold Baguette"
That poor Rein must be so tilted. He couldn't handle the GM memes.
Today I'll have a Muselk morning
I think you should call the Mei and Sym strategy "Freeze 'me and Ease 'em"
Last time I saw a road hog
Muselk still played with Zylbrad
That Mei and Widowmaker strat should be called... BRAINFREEZE!
Freezing enemies and shooting their brains out.