Katherine Ryan - Saving Your Relationship With A Baby

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  • #KatherineRyan on how you can save a relationship by having a baby.
    Katherine Ryan stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 490

  • @malenotyalc
    @malenotyalc 5 років тому +1379

    When Leo not having an Oscar became a joke, they finally gave him one.

  • @smartaclesllama8677
    @smartaclesllama8677 5 років тому +2566

    Bruh tell me why I though she was speaking French for the first 5 seconds 😂

    • @thevoidbender
      @thevoidbender 5 років тому +164

      Smartacles Llama she was lmao for a hot second

    • @drut001
      @drut001 5 років тому +130

      Just For Laughs is a Canadian show.

    • @kokopuppy57342
      @kokopuppy57342 5 років тому +99

      She was. She said she was born there

    • @zeynepsertkaya1176
      @zeynepsertkaya1176 5 років тому +213

      she said “c’est vrai, je suis née ici” meaning it’s true i was born here

    • @sithlorddread8721
      @sithlorddread8721 5 років тому +167

      Yeah I heard French and then all of a sudden could understand her and I genuinely asked myself if I spoke French.

  • @josephgroves3176
    @josephgroves3176 6 років тому +1168

    "British keep sneaking into their own country through my body. You think you have immigration problems?"
    Lolol

  • @user-el5mh3pc5i
    @user-el5mh3pc5i 6 років тому +1010

    Some of the most well-spoken and linguistically clever standup I've ever seen.

    • @polyglotuk
      @polyglotuk 6 років тому +2

      B "she talks like this way" is plain wrong, not clever.

    • @MrThemaskedavenger
      @MrThemaskedavenger 6 років тому +85

      Think you guys are confusing good grammar with clever use of language, the two are not the same

    • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
      @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 5 років тому +1

      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not...?

    • @mightypensword
      @mightypensword 5 років тому +13

      @@polyglotuk linguistics and grammar are not the same thing

    • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
      @schwindsichtigaderechte5293 5 років тому

      I'm not surprised you thought so, seeing how you are using a single letter as a name. And it's only the second one in the alphabet.

  • @UTAU53Yui
    @UTAU53Yui 5 років тому +1009

    Wow tough crowd, she kept rolling out the zingers but everyone was like "oh no thats too mean"

    • @Rhaphidophile
      @Rhaphidophile 5 років тому +37

      Katherine adapted the Brit's sense of humor and not everybody gets it I feel like

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 4 роки тому +2

      when did "zingers" become slang for "not funny"?

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 4 роки тому +1

      @hasslfoot Fuck off. Comments aren't just for people who like the video. Life would be so much better when pussies like you realize that criticism is also valid.

    • @AvaNightingale
      @AvaNightingale 4 роки тому +12

      @@KurNorock you know what they say about critics and teachers...
      Those who can't...
      Will be loud bullies who are bitter, directionless, and alone forever :3

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 4 роки тому +1

      @@AvaNightingale You should put that on a t-shirt or a coffee mug.

  • @yashwinning
    @yashwinning 5 років тому +1469

    The joke about her daughter saying "like" too much was underrated.

    • @renee2shay
      @renee2shay 5 років тому +8

      Exactly

    • @thefriqueisin
      @thefriqueisin 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gamby16a
      @gamby16a 5 років тому +32

      A very well crafted joke for sure. Took the crowd forever to catch it.

    • @IRockThs
      @IRockThs 3 роки тому +2

      She is one one of the most underrated comedians in general.

    • @yashwinning
      @yashwinning 3 роки тому +1

      @@IRockThs hard disagree. She's a good comedian but not amazing. She's got the right amount of recognition

  • @ChristopherYeeMon
    @ChristopherYeeMon 6 років тому +792

    This woman is a boss

  • @susans654
    @susans654 5 років тому +166

    Dad: "I can do a lot better than her!" Followed by, "And he can.". Lol

  • @craigjones8558
    @craigjones8558 6 років тому +1830

    She's great, dead crowd though

    • @craigjones8558
      @craigjones8558 6 років тому +10

      On review, the crowd were laughing more than I first thought, but what else are you trying to say here? No need to be a smart arse. I wasn't trying tell people what is funny, and I don't need your caps to notice you're here. Perhaps I've misread you, but there you go..

    • @craigjones8558
      @craigjones8558 6 років тому +8

      I just don't know what you're trying to say. You're right about the crowd mic, often you can hear the stereo imagining. I think Ray is still single though

    • @AlakaxamM
      @AlakaxamM 5 років тому +2

      I'm quite late to this party, but you two made my viewing experience even better. This thread is great!

    • @johannesh6264
      @johannesh6264 5 років тому +7

      @@craigjones8558 one of you is right and one seems to have a tiny anger management problem ;)

    • @smilescomeforfree5855
      @smilescomeforfree5855 5 років тому +1

      @@johannesh6264 both of them are great tho 😁

  • @mc-qf4bp
    @mc-qf4bp 6 років тому +66

    “What about a rug & I kick one” LOL

  • @Beejanew
    @Beejanew 5 років тому +59

    “Just eat what you can reach” lol that’s so funny

  • @cstact
    @cstact 6 років тому +243

    this is good but her stuff over the last few years is better. her set in the last 3 years has gotten tighter with improved execution and timing. i encourage you to watch her more recent sets if you haven't seen them. Netflix special, and her work in the UK. very talented

    • @anleeeee5554
      @anleeeee5554 5 років тому +7

      I find this one really good too but you’re right her new sets are even better!

    • @hulyasagr5862
      @hulyasagr5862 4 роки тому

      thanks for recommendation

    • @Leppymusic
      @Leppymusic 3 роки тому +1

      I love every appearance of her in Jimmy Carr shows... And just recently started to watch her stand-ups.... She nails it

  • @Rin-ef2tp
    @Rin-ef2tp 6 років тому +187

    My dad is 65 and white and Im 25 and look Indian so when we went to India together as just the two of us everyone assumed we were a couple rather than father and daughter... there were a lot of awkward questions and the relief on people’s faces when we clarified was always there

  • @HaidebugCreates
    @HaidebugCreates 5 років тому +276

    Her: Daughter is British and a sociopath
    Me: she a young female Sherlock

  • @landry2611
    @landry2611 4 роки тому +16

    "What about the rug and I kick one?" 😂😂

  • @embrezar
    @embrezar 6 років тому +191

    I've never heard of this woman before... Sirius XM seems to play a lot of the same comedians again and again, so I'm always happy to hear from someone I'm unfamiliar with. She's a bit of a strange mix of cultures... an Irish French-speaking Canadian that lives in London.
    And for anyone that's curious, what she says at the beginning of the video is "C'est vrai, je suis née ici," which means "It's true, I was born here." Just For Laughs is hosted in Canada (Montreal to be more specific).

    • @shanchat
      @shanchat 6 років тому +8

      She's from Sarnia originaly. (That's Southern Canada and not inside a wardrobe...that's Narnia) ;)

    • @c.james1
      @c.james1 6 років тому +5

      Shes based in the UK, she has been all over our TV for years, not complaining, I like her.

    • @Lukemooredrums
      @Lukemooredrums 6 років тому +5

      She does really well in the UK. It was a good career move for her, the comedy scene in england is one of the best in the world. She's very deserving of it too, brilliant stand up.

  • @debrasavage5804
    @debrasavage5804 5 років тому +1

    The dad joke and the go fuck yourself is gold

  • @AndromedaKai
    @AndromedaKai 4 роки тому +10

    I nearly cried at the "go duck yourself" escort agency joke. That was just perfect

  • @plumpengu
    @plumpengu 5 років тому +2

    "There's not opposite of 100 it's quantative ya moron"
    OMG I DIED 😂😂

  • @pervyturtle2673
    @pervyturtle2673 5 років тому +31

    She's awesome. "Fuck badger" is something Im going to use from now on.

  • @mikeoneill91
    @mikeoneill91 5 років тому +20

    Tell me why her impression of her 6 year old is hilarious 😂

  • @deniloui152
    @deniloui152 5 років тому +17

    My girl said for an alternative “what about a rug and I’ll kill one” oml😩

    • @dericofdorking
      @dericofdorking 5 років тому +4

      Kick not kill, still bad though haha

  • @R4y
    @R4y 5 років тому +17

    I feel personally attacked as a person named Ray watching this lmaoo

  • @plainjane9673
    @plainjane9673 4 роки тому +19

    I love her sense of humor the crowd dry af she's amazing

  • @essieoshotse3998
    @essieoshotse3998 5 років тому +6

    The joke about her father was hilarious 😂

  • @trancedoutkid
    @trancedoutkid 5 років тому +13

    I discovered Katherine while watching a Big Fat Quiz and she managed to draw my attention away from Richard Ayoade and Noel Felding which is high praise indeed.

  • @The_Shiny_Red_Dingus_of_Mingus
    @The_Shiny_Red_Dingus_of_Mingus 6 років тому +45

    I watched this and laughed so hard I peed a little... although that might just be because of my aging prostate.

    • @tammyk1761
      @tammyk1761 5 років тому +1

      Oh my god why would you ever think such a comment was necessary. Nobody wants to know about ur "aging prostate". Go home you're not drunk, but messed up nonetheless.

    • @bubbleburster2267
      @bubbleburster2267 5 років тому +3

      @@tammyk1761 pretty sure it was a joke o:

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 5 років тому +12

    “Eat what you reach!” Lol

  • @chriskucharski871
    @chriskucharski871 4 роки тому +4

    She's one of my favorite stand up comics her Netflix special was awesome

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 5 років тому +6

    I'm so in love with the concept of her hahahaha
    Plus i love that she opened in french

  • @zoekay9154
    @zoekay9154 6 років тому +66

    I love her dress!

    • @t.r.1457
      @t.r.1457 6 років тому +1

      Zoe Kay - Yes! But those torture devices on her feet have to gooooo!

    • @zoekay9154
      @zoekay9154 6 років тому +1

      She does NOT look comfortable in them at all!

    • @t.r.1457
      @t.r.1457 6 років тому +1

      Zoe Kay - Yep. They also weaken and immobilize her, her energy, standing, safety and agility.
      As a woman, I wish women in media would stop automatically promoting that crap (by refusing to wear it) to girls and women worldwide.

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 4 роки тому +1

      @@t.r.1457 She can change her mind about the shoes but there's no going back from the cosmetic surgery. Look at her now, she's a self disfigured disaster.

  • @hammaadakoojee8646
    @hammaadakoojee8646 5 років тому +15

    I actually quite enjoyed this. 10/10 would rule 34 again .

  • @Sleepgarden
    @Sleepgarden 3 роки тому +1

    saw the thumbnail and it looked like that crazy cat lady from Kitchen Nightmares

  • @rinasavina9022
    @rinasavina9022 3 роки тому +1

    Feeling the “dating parents” part so much. Mother passed away not too long ago, and family vacations became awkward on a whole different level 🥲

  • @Andrew-ms2xh
    @Andrew-ms2xh 5 років тому +7

    Lmao 1:10 im one of those stupid useless babies that my parents thought would save they're relationship 😂

  • @davidramsay7441
    @davidramsay7441 6 років тому +4

    Love this!! I just got off the floor laughing so hard 😂 How class would it be to see Katherine and Michelle Wolf on stage together😁😁😁😁😁

    • @davidramsay7441
      @davidramsay7441 6 років тому +2

      Thank fuck she's uk based, wasted on a Canadian audience 😉

  • @robertkerby2581
    @robertkerby2581 7 місяців тому

    Funny, Funny, Funny!
    I love Ms. Katherine Ryan and her style of comedy!
    Well, Ms. Ryan!

  • @RyuLongRHOG
    @RyuLongRHOG 5 років тому +5

    ooooh.... she comes on strong!!

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 5 років тому +3

    She’s absolutely gorgeous and hilarious!!! Way funny!

  • @AlakaxamM
    @AlakaxamM 5 років тому +2

    Lolol! I love Katherine Ryan's performances. I hope she does another Special, soon.

  • @RK-ep8qy
    @RK-ep8qy 4 роки тому +2

    How did no one laugh at the "like" joke!! That was my favourite

  • @GiveItWelly
    @GiveItWelly 6 років тому +14

    Brilliant! I haven't heard her accent come through that strongly before though 🤔

  • @logisticstone
    @logisticstone 5 років тому +3

    That dress looks stunning!

  • @stevedoe1630
    @stevedoe1630 5 років тому +3

    Beyond the blue comedy shock factor, she has some good content and delivery.

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam3327 4 роки тому +2

    Lmao, I could listen to her do her dad's Irish accent all day long ;)

  • @brucebanner5860
    @brucebanner5860 5 років тому +1

    Wow, she drop dead gorgeous, independent, and funny as fuck!!

  • @Robert-xp4ii
    @Robert-xp4ii 4 роки тому +1

    LOL I like her! Funny!

  • @ko379
    @ko379 3 роки тому

    The way she sticks the landing on that last joke omg

  • @bluelotus1363
    @bluelotus1363 5 років тому +4

    Omg she's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 5 років тому +6

    Bahahahaha the British are sneaking in to their own country. thru my body lololol I died sooo original

  • @zaphyyy
    @zaphyyy 5 років тому +1

    *it's like a disney film but with shitting*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @Charlotte-zu9fj
    @Charlotte-zu9fj 4 роки тому +7

    When you watch Katherine so much that you realise she repeats her jokes 😂😂😂😂

  • @n8nprude
    @n8nprude 5 років тому +1

    I love Katherine Ryan!

  • @scowlistic
    @scowlistic 5 років тому +6

    Damn, she is sharp.

  • @CoachellaAngel
    @CoachellaAngel 5 років тому +1

    She’s amazing!!!!

  • @marlonborcherds5726
    @marlonborcherds5726 3 роки тому

    Lol the shirminator

  • @ClaytonDerby
    @ClaytonDerby 5 років тому +4

    OMG her voice is like Meg from Family Guy!!!

    • @musa2775
      @musa2775 5 років тому

      Milan Kunis? Nooo...

  • @crimson3sky
    @crimson3sky 5 років тому +3

    Her accents are on point.

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 4 роки тому

      Seriously? It's like Dick Van Dyke

  • @williameblen3474
    @williameblen3474 5 років тому +32

    The joke is on her. Ray invested the money from underwear modeling to pay for med school and now has his medical degree with no debt.

  • @boosqueezy2418
    @boosqueezy2418 3 роки тому

    love her dress!!!

  • @wmmv2019
    @wmmv2019 3 роки тому

    She has British humor and the audiences are Canadians. They're like omg aren't this too savage 😭🤣

  • @ianbradley7215
    @ianbradley7215 6 років тому +1

    One of my fave comics :)

  • @karlkettner4954
    @karlkettner4954 5 років тому +2

    Why have I never heard of her? She’s really funny.

  • @DownloadDeX
    @DownloadDeX 6 років тому +2

    This was hilarious!

  • @evildoesnotsleep-x2b
    @evildoesnotsleep-x2b 5 років тому +1

    love her

  • @abeduarte6099
    @abeduarte6099 Рік тому

    Omg! Looking Insanely Gorgeous 😍 the most Beautiful Comedian I have ever seen 😍 ❤️ 💖

  • @kehlaniseth7430
    @kehlaniseth7430 4 роки тому +3

    she used the old lady letter and the Leo DiCaprio joke in her 2015 live at the Apollo set. “Two weeks ago😂”

  • @andrewphillips8341
    @andrewphillips8341 6 років тому +1

    Love her

  • @lunafrankenstein2566
    @lunafrankenstein2566 5 років тому +1

    Fucking hilarious! One of the few comics today that makes me laugh out loud. 💝

  • @jpbyrne246
    @jpbyrne246 4 роки тому +2

    This is one of her best sets hands down! I love it!

  • @desireeholloway3353
    @desireeholloway3353 6 років тому +7

    Omg I love her!!

  • @Randomynous01
    @Randomynous01 3 роки тому

    5:00 yeah... yeah... and yeah

  • @gigigiooo
    @gigigiooo 5 років тому +4

    That Irish accent tho 🔥

  • @honeyrayen3549
    @honeyrayen3549 4 роки тому

    Bro her jokes were so hilarious and unexpected

  • @honeyrayen3549
    @honeyrayen3549 4 роки тому

    She's so hilarious

  • @stanusher5225
    @stanusher5225 4 роки тому +1

    Beautiful woman

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 5 років тому +5

    Bahahaha I havent been with a 25 year old since I was 14--- TRUTH!!!

  • @JRG333
    @JRG333 5 років тому

    Shes got some killer lines not gonna lie

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 років тому

    It's like a Disney movie with shitting. XD

  • @traianima
    @traianima 6 років тому +12

    you should get your doughter to play with Stewie Griffin

  • @ambergris5705
    @ambergris5705 5 років тому +4

    She's amazingly corrosive!

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 4 роки тому

    LUVV HER--- SHE'S SO FUNNY...

  • @Granero38
    @Granero38 6 років тому +2

    No one gets letters, not even celebrities. No one.

  • @iankelley9704
    @iankelley9704 3 роки тому

    I bet Ray wrote that letter.

  • @IMD1IAM
    @IMD1IAM 2 роки тому

    GUARANTEE THE NLT DOES NOT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT , PERIOD.

  • @XYG
    @XYG 5 років тому

    loool killer closer joke

  • @elPichirri
    @elPichirri 6 років тому +8

    opposite of 100 is -100 right?

  • @llllllllll270
    @llllllllll270 4 роки тому +1

    LOL @ low hanging fruit. I leave food out for my kid so that I can sleep a bit longer.

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea 6 років тому +10

    I'm a single man and I wish other people cared enough to try and help men meet someone special.

    • @CyGea
      @CyGea 6 років тому

      It's a Balloon Penelope So...you’re saying men don’t help others?
      The statement is a wish, not an expectation.

    • @CyGea
      @CyGea 6 років тому

      Did you not watch the video??? Or did you come here just for the comments?

    • @dba3067
      @dba3067 5 років тому

      Loooser

  • @ineedhoez
    @ineedhoez 4 роки тому

    She's hilarious.

  • @TheRealFaceyNeck
    @TheRealFaceyNeck 5 років тому +2

    Plz take me home.

  • @pedrovpa1
    @pedrovpa1 5 років тому +1

    I think Leo beat ya to the oscar thing

  • @elizebethjames
    @elizebethjames 6 років тому +5

    I know, I know, it's old, but she must re-run this in her sleep it's so hackneyed.

  • @allnamesaretakenful
    @allnamesaretakenful 3 роки тому

    My ex-wife wanted one of those save the relationship babies. I said no, and now I'm free of that crazy lady.

  • @GetThePun
    @GetThePun 4 роки тому

    lol

  • @abigailknight2045
    @abigailknight2045 4 роки тому

    It's Ray Kath, we live together

  • @1deeplook
    @1deeplook 4 роки тому +1

    2:34 the opposite to 100 is -100...

  • @xeroxre6837
    @xeroxre6837 5 років тому +2

    The opposite of 100 is -100

  • @apocbible
    @apocbible 6 років тому +109

    Bit dated. Leo has an oscar.

    • @mexman1988
      @mexman1988 6 років тому +43

      It's from 2015...

    • @xingcat
      @xingcat 6 років тому +11

      Well, he still only has one more than her, so maybe he's getting fewer letters. :)

    • @davidmsirois
      @davidmsirois 6 років тому +15

      Amazing how time doesn't stop for jokes told years ago.

    • @djpal5321
      @djpal5321 6 років тому +5

      It's from 2015. It says so in the description.

    • @paulsmyers203
      @paulsmyers203 6 років тому +9

      She literally says "it's 2015" in the clip.

  • @jaykay5086
    @jaykay5086 5 років тому

    The Last joke was the best but the beginning was confusing