Coming Up In May w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 758
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Put down Grandpa's cough medicine, it's a new episode of Your Mom's House with Tim and Kirsten! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P open the show by being serenaded by Gary Busey. They go off on some gross food video clips, before following up on an underdog story that happened because of some knucklehead soccer players in Thailand. They also do some accent work and look up the meanings behind some English words with French origins.
Comedian and podcaster Harland Williams joins the Main Mommies and his hair is looking great! He's got a new movie coming out and he shares some fun stories from his very first movie role in "Dumb and Dumber". They also talk about the new plus size section at Target, "Terminator 2", aging, Naked Martin, and some natural health benefits from the Double Soul Shaman. And just to butter him up, Harland also reacts to some classic Horrible or Hilarious clips!
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 758
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Happy Birthday From Gary Busey
00:08:29 - Gross Foods
00:17:50 - Too Much Water, Too Few Chairs
00:23:40 - Thai Underdog Story
00:31:12 - Accent Work & French Words
00:39:51 - Harland, Big Tom, and Larry
00:54:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:04:24 - Plus Size Section & Terminator 2
01:07:46 - Aging
01:12:54 - Dumb And Dumber
01:18:29 - Natural Health Benefits
01:24:20 - Naked Martin & Leo
01:30:08 - Closing Song - "Coming Up In May (Hendawg Remix) by Hendawg - Комедії
Ill never get tired of Harland being offended at people laughing lol
"Well... If you're gonna laugh"
"Well if you're gonna laugh Guy, we may end this one early"
@@b0ssatr0n91 ma guy* 😉
It’s hilarious 😂
Well .... maybe this isn't the comment section for me
Harland Williams is a criminally underrated comedian 😮
Agree!
I'd agree, if it wasn't what anyone who is involved in, or consumes mass amounts of Comedy, already knows. His improv ability is unmatched. I think the reason he's under rated, is because Hollywood is too stupid to know what to do with a guy like Harland.
@@Naught359 you know he's been in movies since the 90s right? I too consume comedy constantly that's why I said it...
@@untilsomeday8962 I'm absolutely aware. That's why I said it...
No he's not.
Harland Williams has been popping up on all the comedy podcasts and shows lately and im loving it!
I'm so happy hes back outside
His harland highway podcast is awesome
45:37
“ Did you drink it as a kid?”
“Yeah of course.”
*”Talk to me.”* 😂😂😂😂
The booth laughter is like an eerie ghost of Nadav.
Love how Harland not being able to handle being a mommy is the only thing that gets them touching the camera through the fence.
We're glad the quief is gone
Nadav regrets leaving ymh.
You gotta be honest with yourself... its not really a topic of conversation anymore.
Who?
I fucking love Harland! This dude cracks my shit up. So silly
I assume that makes it easier to flush 😆
😂😂😂😂😂@@RyanSpringer1984
I agree, guy.
“Well if you’re gonna laugh….. well then maybe this isn’t the right podcast for me?!!!?!” Lmfao greater words never spoken from the Hawlin Hiwah PAHCAS!!!
"He looks like an Oompa Loompa with S.A.R.S." 🤣
“You, uh…sippin’ back on Grandpa’s ol’ cough medicine?” Harland rules 🙏🏼
Ya pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!
“You’d shut hour mouth if you knew it was good for you!”
😀
Tic-tac sir?
"ptck-pk-k-kkk.... 🥴"
I see Harland? I TURN INTO A TELESCOPE 🔭
At the end I was screaming YOU LEAVE MY SWEET HARLAND ALONE! STOP!! 😂😂😂😂 he's too nice for this shit!!
Harland talking about Tommy seeding his own lawn and fertilizing his face had me dying. 😂😂
Let's all agree how horrendous the bears were on bradys roast
Ya
But was Tom wearing a watch?
1/10
Tom's teleprompter read was as bad as Kim's
Bert had better jokes to and from him than Tom did
I need Harland Williams on AYG
It'll manifest now that you've put it out there
❤
@@vermiculus3848I swear every time I wish someone on a pod was somewhere else the next day it comes out 😂
Oh hell yes!! Except Harland came from a privileged background which just makes it more funny
I have no clue what AYG is lol
We need him on Bad Friends!
What Christina thinks about people’s pronunciation of Ibiza is the same way I think when she says “buda-peascht” instead of the English pronunciation Budapest
Add Barcelona to that list for me too
It’s not a YMH episode without Tina being completely hypocritical about something. 😂
@@bloodshot_ii I say "Barthelona" just to be annoying and for no other reason
I don't think I've laughed this hard at a ymh pomcast in a while 😂😂 Harland's reactions are priceless.
Tom not telling Christina about salmonella is diabolical.
how could she not know that there are female salmon?
Harland will be 62 this year! Looks great!
Christina: did you wear the Arab clothing, were they ok with that?
Also Christina: DURKA DURKA
you know what they say, "wear burka, speak durka"
48:10 Harland is like Theo-at times other comedians just get cracked up and don’t even know what to say in response 😅
Cinnamon angels fly fly away!
Morning mommies!
Hey. Relax, guy!
Settle down there corn on the cob teeth
Hey Tom, tell Tony he absolutely killed it at the roast. Thanks, bud.
Lmao they were by far the worst of the show and embarrassed everyone who watched. A PowerPoint presentation? Hitler bro we are so edgy and comedic!
What about the other shitty roasters? How do your roast a 50 yo man princess who tells them what they can and can’t say. That’s not a roast it’s a get together for a baby
Hard to be funny about now irrelevant people
It was terrible. But I'll support all the comics.
@@AllieSizzlecold take
Harland Williams is Comedies Top secret weapon
In the late 90s I was going to a lot of raves and my mom would always say "I know you're doing ecstasy, don't drown yourself by drinking too much water"
What a mom!! What a time!!
Crystal commenting on how she would rather eat raw chicken than eat raw eggs is pure insanity! 💀
C’mon bruh. You can’t talk about r words like that anymore
I ate an entire family platter of beef tartare. Raw beef + raw egg
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 yack
@@littlewigglemonster7691 Michelin star restaurant baby
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 don't care still, yack.
I never laugh so much listening to podcasts than I do with Harland Williams. 😂😂
Keep laughing, guy.
@roohaa8382 well.... maybe it's not the podcast for him
Harland is such a gem. I can't believe all these years I've known who he was but never experienced his very specific style of stand-up and whatever character he never breaks out of, cuz it's fantastic. He destroys on Stand-up On The Spot with Jeremiah Watkins.
He's the only one who kills on that show, but it's worth checking out.
My uncle Chuck was an LA Sheriff. In his graduation class, he had a guy who looked exactly like T2. I mean a mirror image. I didn't believe him, so he had him come over to the house, and my jaw was on the floor. Oh, and I forgot to mention, he was a motorcycle sheriff. It was right when the movie came out, too. When he pulled people over, they thought they were on a hidden camera show. It really became a problem for him because people wouldn't believe him. Thanks for the episode.
Rocket Man was my favorite movie as a kid.
Rocket man was a good one for sure
still hilarious
now we're going to do it what i like to call the right way...😂
Yessss. Classic
Mom I'm 30 years old, I'm almost a full grown man! I'll take the rocket...
About damn time. Harland and Adam Ray on KT are unbeatable.
Dave Attell killed it too!
"2 little chipmunks sittin on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch....you know that ol childrens tale by the sea" - Harland Williams😂😂😂😂
I know that line, but is it Dumb& Dumber??
@@AmandaBurns14 something about mary...after 6 minute ABBBSSSSSS LOL
@@BasedGod-ey5ee yes!!! Haha thank you! Another great Harland movie moment
Not six! Seven! That’s the magic number. Seven chipmunks twirlin on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea.
You’re all Gorgonzola when it’s clearly Brie time baby!
As a chef, I do not recommend consuming raw chicken. Lots of health risks. Raw eggs are actually pretty safe to consume. As well as raw steak. However, consuming raw meat has risks regardless.
To get Harland in disbelief about drinkin pee is hilarious in itself 😂😂
Something I appreciate about Harland is he is now the last sane comedian
Fellow Canadian here. My grandfather flew a Lancaster bomber in the RCAF during WWII. He was eventually shot down over Germany, put in a POW camp and then was one of the Canadians who escaped during the “Great Escape” from the Stalag Luft III camp in March of 1944. Harland-Please give your Uncle a big hug. I can’t even imagine what that generation went through for us. 🙏🏼
anyone else notice how the texas comedy crew had no jokes for Tom at the roast
nope just u bud
Yeah, its because everybody hates Tom.
Surprised nobody brought up Theo Von cucking him
By the Texas comedy crew do you mean Tom and Tony Hinchcliffe? Pretty sure those were the only 2 guys on the roast that live in Texas.
@@ChiggidyChuck I guess. Just making an observation. Idk if it means anything. 😂
Gotta know whose idea it was to do a PowerPoint presentation for the Tom Brady roast?
Can’t wait to hear about the roast of Tom Brady and the 5K a month from now
lol right
I fucking died at the 'one wrong stroke' bit😂😂
Trains have SO much mass that they are pretty much unstoppable. Once you get 100+ tons going 60 mph, it takes a long time to stop
I dont think Christina has ever heard about the "Don't look Directly into the Sun Earthworm misfit Mascot"
The bears didn’t keep it high or tight on that roast
Not to mention way out of proto ... didn't even touch me through the fence with it
It was rough. Wooof
Hope they at least get kevin hart on pod after that one
Comedy isnt always about laughing. They called out Brady for being to.o wh.it.e. A great way to use their position of power to punch up
It was so bad
Harland NEEDS to go on Bad Friends with all this improv he’s doing. He’d fucking kill it.
Harland is like Gary Busey without the brain injury
I saw Harland do stand up and was wheezing I was laughing so hard.
Hey Tim! Nice set on the roast of Tom Brady 😂
stop lying
Harland and Bobby together was amazing, he actually gets real and still hilarious
It's May poors....who's comin up?
You're third, chomoooo.
@@nickbmxguy 4 strokes???
I feel like Christina is going to end up being the next Ozempic horror story.
Fingers crossed.
"What the H.R Pufinstuf" Harland kills me lol
“Well…. If you’re gonna laugh…” 😂😂😂 gets me every single time. Harland is the GOAT!
Looking up two person sleeping bag on Amazon and seeing “2 person sleeping bag for adult men’s camping” 😂😂
A quiet nerd in my physics class gave a funnier Powerpoint presentation than Tom & Bert at the Brady roast.
Get a life bro
Ok RPC
"He looks like an umpa lumpa with SARS" 😂🤣😂🤣
Closing song had me crying 😂
The roast was pretty weak fellas 💀
Ymh taking a trip down the harland highway, fuck ya
The sound of seagulls squawking in the background while that dude is eating raw chicken 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha Harland is so damn funny….. imagine how fun life would be if you had Harland as your father growing up….. He seems like he has never actually been genuinely mad before haha
I was literally watching the harland highway when this popped up. It's gonna be a good day
i truly hope Harland knows his fans neeeeeeeeed him. We need you Harland. You fantastic bastard.
“Yeah I stand there and press the button” 😂😂😂
This is quite a show to watch while you eat your breakfast
@@ssumeddead Not a bad idea honestly
Had to skip the beginning so I could finish my mcmuffin
About that roast………………………..
Unfortunately, in this timeline the roast hasn't happened for 6 weeks yet
You say da R wowrd
lmao I bet as soon as this wrapped he was like "WTF is wrong with you guys?!" lmao
At first when I saw the guests on the Brady roast, I thought wtf is Bert doing up there??? Then I saw Tom and was like: oh he brought his r-word brother. And boy, did theysuck on that roast. I missed Jeselnik on that stage, he would have killed.
*"HOW'M I DOIN' TODAY, GARY BUSEY? YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT! GOOD, KEEP IT UP!"*
Well done for finally removing the preview at the start 👏
Cinnamon angels fly fly away 😂
I was super happy to know I'm not thr only one that can't do my kids math homework 😅😂
"There are some things on your podcast, im not gonna talk about" 😂😂😂
2 Bears having the fan favorite Dr. Phil and YMH having fan favorite Harland. this is what we call damage control lol
Don't forget Dave Attell
@@hiiichristinaa371all these people including Attell were on the podcast circuit. Bad Friends, Kill Tony... Etc.
@@PowerHouse1987 I know. Promoting is part of the biz. To be honest, I wouldn't have found out about some of the great comedians if it weren't for Kill Tony and YMH. I live in London. So no matter whatever criticism I've got of YMH, and I think we should be able to criticise, I am also grateful.
Hope those jokes on Brady’s roast were written for you and Kreischwitzer. Lmao.
“I’m struggling to cut out In-N-Out Burger and you guys are drinking your piss?”😂
Tom Brady roast was 2 bears 1 bomb. Tom being associated to Bert is going badly.
Just watch the tom brady roast when I found out the bears were in it. It was... painful. What's happened to you, Main Mommy Tom? You used to be so incredibly funny.
He is triple vaccinated
Money happened and now he just phones it in.
Harland with the Terninator reference 😂😂😂💀 💀
"Pepperidge farm remembers" so good hahaha
No presentation? That really adds a kick to the jokes! Protip : you can even emphasize stuff with a laser pointer! Should fit in the shirt pocket, with the pens and the calculator.
No more cold opens!! Woohoo! Glad I’m up and it’s May!
"You're like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. No one even knows who you are."
- Harland Williams.
I’ve never seen Christina laugh so hard before and NO burps, Tom should be worried 😂
Just saw Harland last Friday in Tulsa! He was hilarious 😆
Highly recommend going to see Harland Live. Nothing quite like it.
Imagine if they showed him Pootine Norm 😂
‘If people are gonna laugh then this podcast ain’t for me’ by Harland, had me 😂
Oh shit! An actual comedian on this pod!
Watch for waspeses.
This has to be my favorite YMH yet- Harland has always been hilarious and a great actor, loved him in Dumb and Dumber and Rocketman. Getting to watch his pure, innocent uncle energy go through the gauntlet of Horrible or Hilarious was a true treat. The way he and Tom can riff back and forth so smoothly while learning from one another are part of the magic of podcasting/getting comedians together to bs- you get to see the fun chaos that follows. Great synergy bw Harland and both jeans, definitely gotta have him back again soon
Harlan: Please don't ruin WENDY's for me! lol!
Everyone hating on Tom for the roast…..I just saw his new hour when he was in Atl and it was amazing…he clearly still has it when he is doing his shit. But also hate from Ga….
I’m sure that’s why ppl are upset. They are great comedians but they just underperformed at the roast. They should have busted some of the comedians chops too
@@caseymartin6657 im sure they would have done just fine on their own. but imagine trying to keep Bert focused in an actual comedian writers room. He's much better on the fly, story telling, and at a party. not so much in a joke-punchline format.
Poor Gary Busy….. remember that guy in Point Break? He was great at one point
Harland sliding in with that T-1000 hair cut.
1:20:36 "Wait, he came on the show or he came on the show?" 😂
One of the most underrated comedians on one of the most underrated podcasts.
Underrated podcast?
Opening the pod saying you out eat ozempic and stare at the sun is peak Segura...thats her last name...right? @@jurj97
@@jurj97 it's bait
Gotta be one of the funniest humans ever, Harland is amazing
Do they talk about how hard he and bert bombed at the roast in this episode? that was so embarrassing... I have tickets to the GOCF and I dont even think i wanna go anymore
Then don’t
This was probably taped last week or something
They pre tape. It’ll be a few weeks prolly
@@caseymartin6657 well they better get in the stuiod TODAY and address this.... careers just went down the drain in front of millions of people LIVE
What a wonderful chronicle story to that Dumb and Dumber scene 😂
Harland Williams is a fever dream in human form and i love it.
Even Harland could not save this one.