Happy Birthday Tom Segura! | Your Mom's House Ep. 759
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What’s up, chomos?! We open the show with a real banger of a track and because Tommy Bunz celebrated a birthday a little while ago, this week we’re going to get around and celebrate it! The YMH producers gathered a team of special well wishers and put together a birthday shoutout for Tom to watch including the likes of RPC, The King, Gene & Nick Simmons, and even Ernie Hudson just to name a few. Other fun stuff covered in this episode include, choosing a life partner, women’s prisons, #FartWalk, swearing in other languages, and we also found a dating site for Disney adults!
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 759
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00:00:00 - Good Morning Julia, Hope This Doesn't Scare You
00:06:29 - Opening Clip: Russian Chiropractor
00:12:26 - Ozempies Update
00:14:58 - Life Partners
00:21:17 - Top Dog, Traveling, and Adult Friendships
00:28:51 - International Swearing
00:33:14 - Clip: C.R.E.A.M
00:34:49 - Happy Birthday Tom
00:44:29 - Nick Simmons On Behind The Jeans
00:47:52 - Women's Prisons
00:52:15 - Firework Dad Boner
00:58:07 - #FartTalk
01:02:45 - Looking For Love
01:12:53 - Disney Adult Dating Site
01:18:04 - Rope Dropper
01:26:20 - Park Closers
01:33:45 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Subliminal XIII - Комедії
That song has no right to go so hard.
No fr😭
Just in time to be the anthem of the summer 😂😂😂
If this song doesn't get her, nothing will.
It's fucking gay lmao
does anyone have a link??
Man ... Nadav would have been dying laughing in the booth on this one. Miss the booth laughs from the episodes lately.
Quite the contrary, it’s excellent not hearing his obnoxious laugh constantly
better without that weak beta j
i loved the laughs !!
@@hagggle3727I’m with you. It always distracts me and seems contrived asf, dude laughs hysterically at every little thing
@@hagggle3727 Your an idgit
The Shaman singing Happy Birthday Tom 😂 is the most insane thing
😮😮😮😮it’s so cringe and hilarious
The chalice 😫
He’s a rope dropper!! 🤣🤣
Singing mid climax is wild lmao
I always wonder if anyones came to the thought of me, tom has it in video evidence
The whole house came to my room looking at me weird cuz I couldn’t stop laughing at the b-day video😂😂😂😂
I was eating lunch and the last one made my stomach tighten up and I could no longer eat.
Which part? I thought it was a touching tribute.
@@CheebsCheebyI’m with Christina the Chalice did it for me 😂
That last one had me dry heaving
I couldn’t stop laughing at the throw up video. I was dyiiiiiiing laughing
They should have brought back Christina’s alter ego Tina for Tom’s birthday
Looks like she bought a sweater from the Seasame Street collection.
They need to bring back Tommy's Mommy! Moar Charo please! Id like to hear about Hawaii...
@@WholeWhiteBabyYoo it’s the whole white baby bruh keep featherin it brother
@@InspectahReese you know who you're talking to, there Bud? Retired Double-Agent...
DUDE! THE OPENER 😂😂😂😂, biggest goofy smile on my face and cant stop laughing!
Yeah AI is gonna take all our jobs lol
RPC singing Tim happy birthday was better than morning coffee
My face actually lit up when I heard “good morning Tom” from the king himself 😂 you’ve created your own weird and wacky family guys and I’m so happy to be apart of it. Happy birthday mate, to many more years of feathering it
Same happened to me with the other people. It was actually kind of sweet, besides the Shaman 😅
The King's greeting to Tom for his birthday was terrifying. That's the last thing dozens of women have seen.
😂💀
All above 18
I was really hoping he would have a leather zipper mask on when he finally creeped onto camera.
@@FrenziedManbeast It wouldn't be anything sexual though.
@@FrenziedManbeast it's nothing sexual though
I wonder how Julia would feel if she saw this!🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️ she has to relive that every time
Song bangs
Didn't they find Julia and asked her about the dude? I feel like I remember that, he went to the front desk of a gym and got her number or something 😂
Yes, and the only encounter they had was in the parking lot!
Julia’s head would be in the freezer if she went wit him
She’s been on the show, she’s fine
Between the opening song and Tom's birthday video, this podcast has the biggest and best inside jokes around 😂
Never been more proud to be a part of a community like ymh 🫡
This GT1 6@@oliverlang1006
“So I had to use a bottle of water… and used that to wash my ass.” Tim sounded so much like Top Dog when he said that 🥲 ❤
Tim and Tina spending copious hours roasting the Disney virgin regards really made me lol
I created an account just so I could gaze upon their faces. An afternoon well spent
R.I.P. Nadav and Fed Smoker. Happy bday water champ❤
That opening song with the slow fade transitions from Christina to Tom dancing was such a vibe. Just want to say thank you for those vibes.
Edit: IT WAS AI?!?!?!?! FUUUUUCK WE ARE SO DONE
I'm glad the Nick Simmons Interruption Scandal of 2024 was finally acknowledged.
Opening song is a banger. It matches the music so good.
Full throttle!
*trottle @@TheBigDaddyK
@@DD-ym3nk Yes my mistake... LOL
It doesn't sound nearly as creepy when it's in song lyrics 😂
Suno AI ftw
Opening song is a hit!!
Hahahahahhah amazing
It's fucking gay lmao
YMH needs a Full Trottle t-shirt.
IT CLICKED AT “ PLEASE ERASE HIM FROM YOUR MEMORY “ 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀
The shaman singing happy birthday traumatized me for sure.
Nobody ever sings me happy birthday while jizzing😢
Lol...I almost threw up 😂
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPY BIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!! AAAhhhhhh....
I got you bro
The sloppers need to be out if its his bday....
No looks like she needs to get some scrum eating for his 57th
Her big ol' State Droopers
I definitely agree
Oh my fuck 😂
Nobody, even Tom want to see that nightmare.
Christina calling people “stunted adults” is RICH
He drank it out of chalice for you Tom! 🤣
That song is a masterpiece. Has no right to have that kind of production value. Also the birthday call outs were truly epic
Total barn burner beginning…that’s my summer jam now
I love that Nick Simmons read the comments on his episode 😂 🤣
THEY GOT THE 600LB LIFE DOCTOR LMFAOOOO
Christina stop doing ozempic, you literally don’t need it , just workout don’t pig out
Nope, they just wanna pay for ozempic, cause it makes them feel more powerful, in money. Nothing like living 💯 in your ego. Trying to make taking ozempic and making fun of fat people your whole joke. Your momma so fat.... Oh, wait, never mind she can afford ozempic.
Did I use ozempic as much as this episode used the word ozempic!? Ozempic, ozempic, ozempic....... Oh, OZEMPIC
The shaman really tops the cake in this video with his spartan seed!
It's actually how the ancient samurais gave their masculine birthday wishes
I almost threw up
30:29 Tina’s face drinking water gets me every time lol
OMG THEY OPENED WITH MY SONG!!
THANKS @YMH, MADE MY DAY SO DAMNED GOOD!!
Dude that song was an absolute banger 🔥 Bravo 👏👏👏
I love the camera cut of Christina’s line up of drinks 😅 true WaterChampion!!
She drinks a lot of alcohol. Often she's drunk on the show. She's like Bert
"keep on bustin" into Will was nasty work😂😂😂
Gene Simmons son interrupting him was perfect 😂
Nah the shaman was amazing lmfaooo 😂
They should throw in some unseen Fedsmoker videos. Haven’t seen him on the show in ages
Fredsmoker died on the side of the road
@@TayHumes92 he died doing what he loved.
@@TayHumes92there are still treasure troves of undiscovered Fedsmoker videos
Man, gotta love the jeans community, homey found the first legit use case for AI.
I try, lol, I try
The chiropractor wearing a MMA glove is a RED FLAG!! LOL
The barf clip was the icing on the birthday cake 😂 💀
Loving these intro cuts during the theme song, ever since the cuts to Christina drinking water or the cup itself, I think Enny is quickly making a point why he is worthy of an Academy Award nomination.
Shout out the panning shot of the shelves during the intro
jean was prob picking her nose again and they needed filler! she's always so nasty!
the booth boys are really taking creative risks lately, some truly powerful imagery
@@thebutanewayne powerful stuff
Love how they just revealed those profiles at the end of the show lmao!!!
Disney dudes? "BEEETTTAAAA!"
What did Tina say in this part that the beeped out??
That settles it. I'm naming my next kid "Girandola" 🤘🏻🤘🏻👖👖
There was a Vista Print ad in this episode and all they had printed "High and Tight" on everything. This is advertising genius! Happy Birthday Tom!
I need more Cap Reports and jailhouse dating profiles 😂
I looked over at my husband and asked if Nadav was taking Ozempic, forgetting that he’s not on this pod anymore hahahaha.
Christine lookin cute this episode
Ozempic
The birthday cameo was everything 😂
Lol Tom remembering M-80's... Im over here stoked about running around with pockets full of M-120's lolol
41:58 I cackled out loud and have a perma smile on my face thanks to Will Blunderfield 😂❤ HBD Tim.🎉
That birthday video was everything!!! Feliz Cumpleanos 🎉🥂
Opening Song was AI…..damn. Glad I’m just a basement musician because I’d be freaked out if it was my career.
It was significantly better than any previous fan submission. We are fucked as a species
@@marlonjennings2093 Yep pretty much.
could tell you're not a musician since you didn't notice how sht the song sounded 🤣🤣
@@marlonjennings2093comparing an intelligent AI to the lobotomized fans and viewers of this sentient prolapse of a podcast is extremely generous and kind hearted of you to do. like a nurse caring for a virgin soldier who just had his puny little cck blown off by an IED.
Here's my thing tho. All the classic bangers. I've heard alot of these songs over a range of different podcasts using sona. The thing is they lack emotion. They lack the emotion all these bangers over the years contain. They all sound like boring pop songs you hear on the radio. I've yet to hear ai make a ballad. Ai could never hall and oats or toto.
the good morning julia song killed me. i love this fkn show
Shitting on the Disney adults segment was great lmao
More money than 90% of comedians and twice the ads. Picking up my phone every 5 minutes to fast forward has given me carpal tunnel
Opening the show with an absolute BANGER 💀
Ciao, baby. Mwah!
Full trottle!
I was so disappointed to learn that the Good Morning Julia song was made by AI...
If you like pop music, I have bad news for you 😂
The shaman birthday song 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just waking up on a random Wednesday to a new YMH episode and witnessing the best intro song ever.
Ozempic when you barely exercise means tina is going to hurt the other leg
She's exhausting
Ya, she's a liability. Time to get the new wife.
I'm starting to believe Will is just Jared Leto when he takes his wig off
Happy birthday to my favorite Japanese comedian.
SEGURA!!!
seeeguuura
i love seeing Enny just vibing to the song
Happy Birthday to us. That was so nice, odd and confusing. The perfect birthday messages from all the GOATs of YMH!
The end song had me dying lol
Got my vasectomy today! Thank you for easing my nerves with such a wonderful wholesome episode. They were burning my right sack side while the shaman came, magical.
Congratulations on the vasectomy! Enjoy your guilt free cream pies!
Opening the show with a song is so important to the flow and feel of the show. Makes the jeans high and tight
‘Just let me eatcha’ is going to be awesome by these guys 😂
I like how pissed off Christina got with the barff video hahaha
The wakanda forever line and pose , had me dying 😆 🤣 😂
Christine is being such a capital R about this losing weight thing. You are rich. Get a dietitian and a chef, have them work in tandem, and just eat what they make you. It’s not F-ing rocket science. Have a little bit of discipline and self control. You won’t feel nauseated all the time. You’ll actually feel confident and good. Might even feel good enough to get off the other medication. You do that and work out you’ll be a completely different person, healthy and happy…. Just a thought, from one R word to another.
I think the travel is the hardest part because the menus are not consistent if they provide any guidance at all. that's my guess
It’s really not that hard. Think of food like fuel and stop tapping that well as a pleasure source. Like excuses; you can find water and healthy dishes just about anywhere if you’re looking for them.
Goddamn what would Mommy look like without pills and needles?
This shows that the only way people can make crazy love rants not result in a restraining order is to make it into a banger. This song is 🔥🔥🔥
NOT THE SHAMAN WITH THE VOCALS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🥳🥳🥳
Seeing Dr. Now got me starstruck 😮 🤩😮
Enny looks like he's in a bad mood today 😮
The rap at the end of the song really pulled it together. Joe already has a 2005 vibe about him, and that song being so 2005 was perfect 😂😂😂
What’s a better deal? $87 for a firework, or $89 for Martin to make a sandwich for Rogan
NOOOOO, DON'T DO THE OZEMPIES!!!
Charlene definitely doesn't need Ozempic 😂
*Christina
She definitely needs it lol. Not for weight control, because she needs something trendy to valley girl about
But its easier to just spend the money on the Diabetes medication when your rich 🤷♂️
She is literally the size of Uncle joey diaz.... a man not know fir being slim 😂 @@thewhitedread7572google images when joey diaz and Christine were with Joe rogan in Austin 😂😂😂 Tom literally has two fat husbands 😂😂😂😂
Insurance much? Probably like 20 bucks a month dude@@KS-ro7lm
The way they pronounce Wilkes-Barre is hysterical lol. I vote to keep it, but local mommies call it "Wilks-BEAR", not "Wilks- BARRY"
Love how you could see the actual people at the end!!!😂😂😂
Imagine walking into your doctor's office for your appointment and hearing that Russian woman's blood curdling scream coming from behind a closed door.
Love the fact they didn't blur the faces of rope dropers at the end 😅😂
Halleluyer I found the comment I was looking for! LITERALLY gasped when I saw it 😮😅
My birthday was May 11th , Tom being a Taurus makes a lot of sense . We're pretty evil lmaooo . Happy birthday Tom!!!!
X-tina out here shitting on Disney adults, not realizing that Disney Goths exist and gather every year on a day called Bat Day.
that birthday reel was legit amazing... how special!
the Shaman's got fuckin pipes, man!
Christina's description of Tom's First Class Fart is immaculate 😅
When I met my wife,
My wife's age was 26, she was a virgin, and she was a college graduate.
My age was 32, I was a divorced dad, and I was working in the oilfields.
I WIN!
Thats how it works right?
Maybe it's more like she looses... lol
Happy Bertday Tim!
We need a Julia interview soooooo badly.
They did one
@@benfisher.awesome no shit?? Do you remember which episode?
I work in a hospital and fireworks are very dangerous. You guys should hire the gerindola guy to do this
Tom is at his happiest when someone else is suffering 🤣🤣🤣
When Dr. Now came on I DIEDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMFAO
30:26 somebody needs to edit out the glass and make a meme out of this face 😂
Omg that song has me singing at work "full trottle! Trottle! Babe!" 😅
You are a handsome woman
@@Eggcellent-lm5sv 😂 thank you
@@H3atherK4yso beautiful, I would send you a message like Julia got for sure.
@@H3atherK4y You are welcome. Can I make a banana split?
Lol, that one Wookie Cookie is 35% of a normal human caloric intake...
Opening with a chart topper! YMH has leveled up!
🤘🏼🍿🍿🤘🏼