What your love interest in Stardew Valley says about you!

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  • @danniluxgarbe429
    @danniluxgarbe429 Рік тому +3766

    Counterpoint: Abigail's hair apparently has turned purple permanently at some point. If you marry her, she'll occasionally mention that she can't remember the last time she dyed her hair.

    • @goldenegg8of100
      @goldenegg8of100 Рік тому +352

      She’s half wizard.

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 Рік тому +320

      @@goldenegg8of100 While that IS likely the case, I was just saying that chances are high that your pillowcases would not be smothered in purple, since she no longer dyes her hair.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 Рік тому +113

      ​@@danniluxgarbe429 I thought the joke was that she didn't wipe her makeup off before bed. I mean, I went purple once, my pillows didn't change colour

    • @jaynadoesart
      @jaynadoesart Рік тому +207

      It’s from all the amethyst she eats

    • @Bean_Lord531
      @Bean_Lord531 Рік тому +90

      She is a fellow rock eater that just happens with us

  • @miles6492
    @miles6492 Рік тому +18703

    Alternative to Shane: He fixed me. I related to him so hard I realized I needed therapy.

    • @kalpic11
      @kalpic11 Рік тому +520

      aw!

    • @maruuchanovo
      @maruuchanovo Рік тому +851

      I hope you're doing better now! wish you the best of luck on your journey

    • @miles6492
      @miles6492 Рік тому +490

      @@maruuchanovo Yeah I am, thanks for the well wishes

    • @Kyoka-Starshine._HadesKid
      @Kyoka-Starshine._HadesKid Рік тому +218

      Yes
      And alternative Sebastian:
      Ur an Emo who's into emos

    • @Kyoka-Starshine._HadesKid
      @Kyoka-Starshine._HadesKid Рік тому +50

      Alternative to Sebastian: ur just an emo who's into emos(like me❤)

  • @nittayoshifumi8252
    @nittayoshifumi8252 Рік тому +2413

    "mommy fetish" and "break me in half" got me lmaoo

  • @_Asvaria
    @_Asvaria 4 місяці тому +465

    What can I say, Sam is a dork, yes, but also he’s a human ray of sunshine, a bit naive but still it’s MY ray of sunshine with a heart of gold and I love this guy for it. Also he’s good with kids and does something on a farm basically everyday 🤷 On the other side Sebastian is pretty much a manifestation of my persona in this game, the only difference is - he’s a guy and with different color palette. After marriage he becomes a cinnamon roll.

    • @haileygabrielle_08
      @haileygabrielle_08 3 місяці тому +25

      we love sam

    • @chalusiro2785
      @chalusiro2785 3 місяці тому +17

      WE LOVE SAM

    • @sarahcole9661
      @sarahcole9661 2 місяці тому +2

      Hell yeah

    • @tristanallred4863
      @tristanallred4863 Місяць тому +4

      can't forget that sam is like a father figure to vincent which gives some bonus points

    • @raxoremysdexsargi1780
      @raxoremysdexsargi1780 Місяць тому +2

      Pursuing Sebastian gave me a much greater appreciation for Sam, I figured I should befriend my husband's friends so I did, and he's just a lil skateboarding gameboy sunshine dork lol

  • @grudginglywalawigi7149
    @grudginglywalawigi7149 Рік тому +7587

    Listen, harvey has two main demographics. People who like DILFS, and people who want a well adjusted adult for a spouse who actually loves you and will say it each day.

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 11 місяців тому +735

      So Daddy issues, got it. Makes sense

    • @Bitmap90
      @Bitmap90 10 місяців тому +435

      @@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 I mean you didn’t have to say it like *that* lol

    • @thebutchersboi
      @thebutchersboi 10 місяців тому +175

      SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 😩

    • @abrasivesoup
      @abrasivesoup 10 місяців тому +218

      AS someone who always marries Harvey... I can say that I'm both.

    • @smiliie
      @smiliie 10 місяців тому +43

      I just got daddy issues

  • @shannonbrown8588
    @shannonbrown8588 Рік тому +12346

    Harvey is a grown man with a reliable job and life insurance. Meanwhile I routinely pass out in random places at two am and throw myself into the mines with reckless disregard for my life and he fixes me up every time without judgement, just asking me to be more careful and to take financial accountability for my poor health choices.
    Fair is fair I think.
    Edit: wow, I’m not used to this much attention.
    Thanks y’all.

    • @froo5667
      @froo5667 Рік тому +1142

      That is the reason I marry him every save file. I simply think he's the most eligible bachelor. Every other dude does NOT have their shit together.

    • @gwinnellheald8592
      @gwinnellheald8592 Рік тому +722

      Right!! I will not stand for this harvey slander. Hes a sweetheart

    • @bipbopblep
      @bipbopblep Рік тому +285

      Harvey steals 1k from a fainted body without consent.

    • @froo5667
      @froo5667 Рік тому +673

      @@bipbopblep Bish that is your payment for his services. If you ever talked to the man you'd know that he needs that money badly.

    • @fahrulrozi7458
      @fahrulrozi7458 Рік тому +340

      What irks me so much about Harvey is... Even if you marry him, he still going to charge your ass 1k, no spousal discount or something😔

  • @larsatticus6807
    @larsatticus6807 Рік тому +12114

    I can't fix Shane, but the smile on his face when I give him a hot pepper is a light in this cold world.

    • @opheois
      @opheois Рік тому +1169

      Or when he talks about his chickens >:)

    • @18grape
      @18grape Рік тому +769

      I saw him smile as he talked about pampering his chickens at the Egg Festival and said wow I like that smile I wanna see more of it 🥰

    • @1cattails
      @1cattails Рік тому +87

      Yes!!!

    • @luvmykitties8410
      @luvmykitties8410 Рік тому +99

      YES it makes me so happy 🥰

    • @Pombloom
      @Pombloom Рік тому +37

      @@18grape omg i remember thattt💕

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 3 місяці тому +52

    "You cannot fix this man."
    Don't 👏🏿 tell 👏🏿me 👏🏿what 👏🏿 to do.

  • @auzzies2348
    @auzzies2348 Рік тому +1583

    "You have at least dabbled in some WEIRD fanfiction"
    Buddy, I AM THE WEIRD FANFICTION

    • @kawaiiconcept7479
      @kawaiiconcept7479 Рік тому +20

      I mean same

    • @mayaisveryverybored
      @mayaisveryverybored Рік тому +28

      Me who reads Wattpad and likes Elliot: 😐

    • @_in_ur_house_
      @_in_ur_house_ Рік тому +3

      Same

    • @PERSONA4GOLDENN
      @PERSONA4GOLDENN Рік тому +13

      I don't read fanfiction, but I married Elliot

    • @Li8aGun92
      @Li8aGun92 Рік тому +30

      I started going for Elliot because he's the only bachelor who doesn't look like a kid or is a drunk asshole or just talks about health all the time and nothing else. In another save file I wanted to go for Emily because she seems precious to me. Another interesting option would have been Maru because she's cool and a scientist (and she dresses like Waluigi lol) but I don't see her too often on my daily routes so I don't talk to her as often.

  • @echoisaway
    @echoisaway Рік тому +42368

    “If you’re a girl, this is just every lesbian crush.”
    Jokes on you, I also have a humiliation kink☺️

  • @demonichunny
    @demonichunny Рік тому +6900

    If you choose Krobus then you are valid because he is so precious.

    • @BlackKraya
      @BlackKraya Рік тому +354

      Krobus gives great hugs

    • @valefarkoko2023
      @valefarkoko2023 Рік тому +235

      And his movie theater scenes are the cutest of them all

    • @DarkMirria1
      @DarkMirria1 Рік тому +22

      Meee

    • @thefluffyaj4119
      @thefluffyaj4119 Рік тому +146

      yea shoutout to fellow krobus roomates

    • @CabinetSprouts
      @CabinetSprouts Рік тому +186

      Krobus Sandy Linus and Evelyn are the best characters tbh

  • @BRACE_The_Ace
    @BRACE_The_Ace 4 місяці тому +255

    Aro-Ace people just vibing with Krobus as their roommate

    • @cuntdracuIa
      @cuntdracuIa 2 місяці тому +2

      I don’t mean to be rude but your user is just so random 😭 imagine someone naming themselves JACK_The_Black cuz they’re black

    • @oneannoyingjester
      @oneannoyingjester Місяць тому +2

      Yesssss

    • @tristanallred4863
      @tristanallred4863 Місяць тому +7

      for real, Im just ace my self so I went with emily, because Im still a sap, but krobus do just better like that

  • @gabbygalloway924
    @gabbygalloway924 Рік тому +654

    The parasocial relationship callout really hits considering you barely ever see Sebastian 💀

    • @isabellasantopolo2487
      @isabellasantopolo2487 Рік тому +76

      Literally, but also in that same way is almost like a realization of the fantasy because if you keep interacting with him and giving him gifts when you do see him then you get to be married to him and see him almost every day

    • @DasOrange
      @DasOrange Місяць тому +1

      Isn't he the self insert of Concerned Ape?

    • @mmelo7832
      @mmelo7832 2 години тому

      @@DasOrange there are similarities but afaik he never confirmed that

  • @thedeathskittells6056
    @thedeathskittells6056 Рік тому +7373

    Reject marriage. Embrace Krobus.
    (Shoot 3.3k likes?! Tysm everyone!)

  • @creation1233
    @creation1233 Рік тому +7870

    *calmly sips my water*
    “You’ve at least dabbled in some weird fan fiction”
    *attempts to continue sipping my water calmly*

  • @guts4436
    @guts4436 4 місяці тому +281

    The Penny and Emily slander will not be tolerated.
    Penny is a responsible person who didn't had a good childhood and wants her children to have the life she couldn't have.
    Emily is simply really nice and kind AND has weirds ass power or som I love it.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 2 місяці тому +18

      Emily was the weird crystal chick the blacksmith guy was stalking right ?

    • @CodeNameZ_935
      @CodeNameZ_935 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@clothar23yeah

    • @CodeNameZ_935
      @CodeNameZ_935 2 місяці тому +22

      I chose Emily because she seemed more like my girlfriend IRL minus the weird powers calm and caring but a slight bit crazy but enough that you don't mind it

    • @cuntdracuIa
      @cuntdracuIa 2 місяці тому

      Emily’s haircut is so ass though. Must’ve got it caught in the sewing machine or something

    • @ahandle219
      @ahandle219 2 місяці тому +39

      I JUST WANNA BE COTTAGE CORE FAIRYTALE LESBIANS WITH PENNY AND TREAT HER LIKE A LADY FAIR PRINCESS!!!!!! BUT EVERYONE KEEPS JUDGING ME FOR IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 😭😭

  • @strawberrysangria1474
    @strawberrysangria1474 11 місяців тому +2225

    I tried to bully Shane with hot peppers and a salad, but then he liked them. I may not be able to fix him, but I'm impressed by his inability to be mocked.

    • @SpiritualPancake
      @SpiritualPancake 8 місяців тому

      I gave him a gold star rock and he verbally assaulted me.

    • @throughcolouredglasses9300
      @throughcolouredglasses9300 6 місяців тому +33

      This made me cackle so hard lmao

    • @Gloobus2057
      @Gloobus2057 5 місяців тому +13

      Which is why I bully my npcs with wood, raw iron and wild horseradish

    • @mr.courtesy5690
      @mr.courtesy5690 5 місяців тому +11

      Holly. Folks get so offended!

    • @orio_chb
      @orio_chb Місяць тому +2

      I give the npcs I don’t like (aka abigail and Alex) trash or seaweed

  • @reaver5196
    @reaver5196 Рік тому +2873

    everyone has such deep reasons for choosing their spouse. i just saw a cute man with long hair and gave him so many lobsters because i love fishing and fishing-adjacent activities

    • @satunbreeze
      @satunbreeze Рік тому +265

      They say hes pretentious but hes so sincere and dorky!!!! I love him so much ;_;

    • @reaver5196
      @reaver5196 Рік тому +159

      @@satunbreeze pretentious?? i absolutely adore him!! that is the sweetest lobster man this side of the beach 😭

    • @meat._loaf
      @meat._loaf Рік тому +99

      hes so fancy and hes such a romantic i love elliott

    • @honeybeesami6454
      @honeybeesami6454 Рік тому +8

      Yeah

    • @x_spooky_x
      @x_spooky_x Рік тому +59

      YES! EXACTLY! I SAW PRETTY LONG HAIRED MAN AND NOW HAVE A MILLION CRAB POTS ON MY FARM (which is the beach one btw because that is the only correct option /j)

  • @emergency_food98
    @emergency_food98 4 місяці тому +52

    "If you're a girl this is just every lesbian crush"
    How did you know?!Σ( ̄□ ̄;)

  • @yoskibroski3446
    @yoskibroski3446 Рік тому +1748

    I love Sebastian with all my heart. This sweet man gave up his shitty sleep schedule so he would be up before me at 6AM to make me coffee or breakfast or do some of the farm work! And his frogs!

    • @kyleenheather9879
      @kyleenheather9879 Рік тому +65

      Thank you so much, on god the FROGS

    • @Ana_Luisa109
      @Ana_Luisa109 Рік тому +32

      Frogs, thats why i like him

    • @HoneyMilk6
      @HoneyMilk6 Рік тому +20

      Yessss Sebastian lives in everyones heart.

    • @Sumnerstrain
      @Sumnerstrain Рік тому +8

      Sebastian destroyed my chest where I had kept all my fish in as I was waiting to get fishing level 5 before selling them,there were a ton of fish,I got them back, but not before making a new chest,so I hate sebastian with my whole being

    • @basically_tomoko
      @basically_tomoko Рік тому +22

      I agree I absolutely love him! However trying to gain hearts with the towns people to get achievements, I had a rare occurrence where Sebastian got mad at me. It was terrible like I woke up and he was still in bed and when I talked to him he was like "I thought about making you breakfast but I changed my mind >:(" and then stayed in bed all day. I was like😨 what did I do wrong???? I literally felt so bad about it for a while, like the chances of getting it are small so why me I always talk to him and give him giftssss I would never do something purposefully to make him mad😭

  • @waitlexist3436
    @waitlexist3436 Рік тому +1382

    NOOO BUT ALEX TRIED TO REDEEM HIMSELF AND HE’S SO SWEETT
    “If I ever become rich, I’ll take care of all my friends and family. That’s includes you, too.”
    MY HEART MELTS EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

    • @T1Dhoneybee
      @T1Dhoneybee Рік тому +13

      Right!

    • @Peepsmarshmellows
      @Peepsmarshmellows Рік тому +44

      Ikr he’s so sweet 😭

    • @Phoenix-J
      @Phoenix-J Рік тому +50

      ngl if he's mean to me when the game starts and he sits in between two very important trash cans I pass by everyday, he's just not worth it honey, the occasional cookies worth more than alex

    • @lu-__-
      @lu-__- Рік тому +94

      i really like most of the bachelors but oh my god alex is the best, i love him so much.
      im so happy i didnt give up on him on my first game.

    • @waitlexist3436
      @waitlexist3436 Рік тому +66

      @@lu-__- everyone should at least be friends with him as he deserves to be adored

  • @moonchild4100
    @moonchild4100 5 місяців тому +1925

    I'm glad a modder went and developed a mod for Shane not to fall back into his drinking habit after the marriage

    • @snapple5950
      @snapple5950 4 місяці тому +255

      He doesn’t. He drinks occasionally but he’s now into gaming. You won’t see him drink in the corner of the bar anymore. You now see him at the arcade. He drinks Joja cola instead… which may be worse considering how the newest brand turns you blue.

    • @nancyvu751
      @nancyvu751 3 місяці тому +36

      ​@snapple5950 Oh CA made those changes? That makes me so happy. ❤

    • @doodlefawn4742
      @doodlefawn4742 3 місяці тому

      ​@@snapple5950it's just his room is why I won't marry him. It's dirty and absolutely trashed like? Damn dude I thought you were doing better for yourself you're still living like this???

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 3 місяці тому +15

      @@snapple5950 isn’t his room still littered with empty cans though?

    • @snapple5950
      @snapple5950 3 місяці тому +64

      @@lnt305 those could be joja cola cans or cans he never bothered to clean. There are several clear indicators that he doesn’t drink so

  • @Aoderic
    @Aoderic 3 місяці тому +124

    Why do everybody call Alex a school bully?
    Just because he is sporty doesn't make him a bully.
    He is a bit wain and overconfident at the beginning, but he later opens up and shows his vulnerable side. And he never says anything bad about others, but appears helpful and considerate.

    • @evianuwu3836
      @evianuwu3836 Місяць тому +19

      Okay you convinced me, I'm going to marry him

    • @DasOrange
      @DasOrange Місяць тому +7

      He's kinda mean in the beginning when you play the game as a male character. Even after opening up, I find the way he talks in the beginning appalling enough to not want to have to do a lot with them.

    • @Aoderic
      @Aoderic Місяць тому +15

      @@DasOrange Nah, I just read all of what he says in the game, and it is only in the first event that he is rude for laughing when the player fails to catch his gridball, and a few other times talking about the sport he's somewhat overconfident, and a few times he talks about others being weird, but he apologises for all of that later.
      You might not have gotten all his comment's in the chronological order they were intended, so he might seem to regress if that happens.
      If you look at the other bachelors, and many of the side characters, then most of them are also rude at times, and some are far worse than Alex.
      Anyway we don't always interpret things the same way. So if you have a specific quote that you feel I've overlooked, then you are very welcome to share it.

    • @user-ww1bg7st2h
      @user-ww1bg7st2h 21 день тому +2

      I married him

    • @Alijah.Adults
      @Alijah.Adults 20 днів тому +5

      And I think slot of people forgot that he APOLOGIZES for how he acted in the beginning?? Like I didn't even get that with Shane and I LOVE shane

  • @AddyLaRainbow95
    @AddyLaRainbow95 Рік тому +2339

    ;-; I just wanted to get Sebastian out of that basement. He wanted a window, Robin. WHere’s his WIndow, RObin?? Oh, in the farmer’s house, of course it is

    • @cel9225
      @cel9225 Рік тому +464

      Mans cant even get a window from his mom who builds and does carpentry man 😭

    • @herajoon4659
      @herajoon4659 Рік тому +203

      @@cel9225 or even build a separate cabin or a second floor lmao

    • @ikuyatakaoru2976
      @ikuyatakaoru2976 Рік тому +79

      That, or you like frogs lol

    • @AddyLaRainbow95
      @AddyLaRainbow95 Рік тому +205

      @@ikuyatakaoru2976 You’re not wrong, I love our frog children. And his adorable dorky behavior. But the main issue was that fire hazard of a room. Stay with me Sebby, you’ll have all the windows you could ever want

    • @Abyrae
      @Abyrae Рік тому +126

      "This house is not built up to code, ROBIN."

  • @inumizuno
    @inumizuno Рік тому +720

    "Dabbled in weird fanfiction"
    FUCK I FEEL SO CALLED OUT LMAOO

    • @rizzierizriz
      @rizzierizriz 10 місяців тому +30

      I was about to look for some fics when I saw this short I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @emilijaomalley9320
      @emilijaomalley9320 9 місяців тому +8

      I litteraly just took a break from one of my fanficts because it was getting to intense 😭

    • @rmgalardo
      @rmgalardo 9 місяців тому +2

      Same 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wishiwasapinapple5857
    @wishiwasapinapple5857 8 місяців тому +2806

    "He is literally a doctor!"
    Well I am literally a millionaire landowner. And I will spoil my boy for being cute

    • @thatsoftboieli7129
      @thatsoftboieli7129 7 місяців тому +256

      Absolutely, he gets too much slander and I won’t stand for it

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 7 місяців тому

      ​@@thatsoftboieli7129fr you can make millions with just an old ass seed a greenhouse and a little time

    • @CocoaLoverr
      @CocoaLoverr 7 місяців тому +24

      REALL

    • @Joebama87
      @Joebama87 7 місяців тому

      REAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🙏💯🙏💯🔥🙏🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

    • @frankiemanki7536
      @frankiemanki7536 7 місяців тому +122

      I call him my malewife for a reason

  • @Luna25997
    @Luna25997 4 місяці тому +127

    Sebastian is just so so so cute and you cannot change me
    Nothing can explain how much I am obsessed with Sebastian. I watched this video just for Sebastian.

    • @thepityscene
      @thepityscene 3 місяці тому +8

      same 🤣

    • @ahandle219
      @ahandle219 2 місяці тому +13

      it's not stalking if it's a fictional character 👍

    • @tristanallred4863
      @tristanallred4863 Місяць тому +4

      one of the better candidates

    • @NicoleFlores-hq5nh
      @NicoleFlores-hq5nh Місяць тому +5

      can confirm, he says one of the sweetest dialogues like, he makes me fall in love with him each day, he's such a dork 😭

    • @evianuwu3836
      @evianuwu3836 Місяць тому +2

      Same but for Sam and Alex
      (I need help but what can I do against ✨️MEN✨️)

  • @trlycrlym7768
    @trlycrlym7768 Рік тому +3972

    Little do you know sebastian has the most lines including the word "i love you" compared to the other bachelors

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Рік тому +190

      SRSLY?? wow i need to choose him one time

    • @RegstarRogstar
      @RegstarRogstar Рік тому +320

      I DID NOT FELT THAT MARRYING HIM. everyday EVERYDAY hes like i need time alone which is ok king go get your space and boundaries BUT EVERYDAY? i had this dialogue like4 times in a row took two days rest then its there again. like you dont have to accept my marriage proposal

    • @trlycrlym7768
      @trlycrlym7768 Рік тому +591

      @@RegstarRogstar youve gotta keep them happy after marriage, kisses and gifts

    • @cscotch1127
      @cscotch1127 Рік тому +290

      ​@@RegstarRogstarI've had that dialogue option with him like once a week at it's most frequent, the vast majority of the time he's helping around the farm, doing his own thing, or just generally vibing.

    • @noriii
      @noriii Рік тому +109

      @@RegstarRogstar L for you LOLL

  • @_.ana._.
    @_.ana._. 8 місяців тому +3407

    Emily has a stable job, a passion, dyed hair and she survives a bear attack with you. I love her.

    • @shelbiecain9289
      @shelbiecain9289 8 місяців тому +155

      Agree. Emily is a hard worker and I love my wife even though im aro

    • @aprilosborne398
      @aprilosborne398 7 місяців тому +49

      For real! Justice for Emily 😅

    • @alguien9803
      @alguien9803 7 місяців тому +21

      I also want to know how to eat quarts... I always thought that sh*t looked delicious :)

    • @panicking.bisexual
      @panicking.bisexual 7 місяців тому +10

      Are you non-binary? Because I feel like you’re non-binary.

    • @panicking.bisexual
      @panicking.bisexual 7 місяців тому +11

      @@shelbiecain9289 I’m aroace and Elliot is my husband 😭

  • @w0lfyfl00f
    @w0lfyfl00f 10 місяців тому +763

    I picked Elliott and you are completely correct I also like pretty boys with brains but that have himbo energy somehow (man sits outside trying to have a butterfly land on his nose while it’s snowing)

    • @ilovecats52fandom
      @ilovecats52fandom 8 місяців тому +123

      Elliott is for three types of people:
      1) Gay men
      2) The bi women who weren’t all that into men until the romantic with pretty hair showed up
      3) Older straight women

    • @michellepehrsondupont3756
      @michellepehrsondupont3756 8 місяців тому +26

      @@ilovecats52fandom::reads 2)::
      hOw DaRe YoU, sIr!?

    • @ilovecats52fandom
      @ilovecats52fandom 8 місяців тому +13

      Nah it’s fine #2 is also me

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@ilovecats52fandom I feel both validated and called out by 2. 😂

    • @ilovecats52fandom
      @ilovecats52fandom 8 місяців тому +20

      Elliott’s just a bi magnet i guess

  • @randomgachawithvicky8445
    @randomgachawithvicky8445 4 місяці тому +55

    Jaw fucking dropped at seb’s.

  • @DraconKing21
    @DraconKing21 Рік тому +9297

    I don't wanna fix him though, I just wanna sit with him and just vibe, and maybe drink, and cry. Idk lol, he just seemed like the one to go for

    • @thedrunkensailor6477
      @thedrunkensailor6477 Рік тому +500

      You can fix him though!! His 14 heart event is him telling you he’s been sobering up. These people just have never played with him before, don’t listen to em

    • @boiyas6518
      @boiyas6518 Рік тому +134

      This.
      This is also my reason
      Thank you

    • @dinofeino1811
      @dinofeino1811 Рік тому +243

      @@thedrunkensailor6477 He drinks after it tho! He still accepts beer, and has beer in his room. I love him, even if hes struggling with soberity.

    • @wheresmycoffee8230
      @wheresmycoffee8230 Рік тому +196

      @@dinofeino1811 he drinks it way less, he just drinks sparking water and joja cola

    • @kodi2329
      @kodi2329 Рік тому +112

      Who said anything about fixing, I'm there to sulk with him too.

  • @IndigoStorm27
    @IndigoStorm27 Рік тому +2440

    I refuse to give up on Shane. I will feed him pizza and pepper poppers until he's happy.

  • @inerciasart
    @inerciasart 5 місяців тому +1200

    Listen I ACCIDENTALLY romanced Shane by trying to annoy him, couldnt deny the rivals to lovers storyline 😭 and he deserves everything good

    • @guts4436
      @guts4436 4 місяці тому +40

      You fixed him😮

    • @dldiaz
      @dldiaz 3 місяці тому +117

      SAME I talked to him every day just to annoy him and once gave him a hot pepper thinking he'd hate it and when I got a heart event I was like "oh shit- HES DEPRESSED" and I felt so bad☹️

    • @ninjatiger58
      @ninjatiger58 3 місяці тому +36

      I just found that he's the easiest to romance from my experience. Usually I just have to buy a beer from the saloon and give it to him. (I haven't made it to the summer time yet so no peppers on hand for now 😅)

    • @darleners2099
      @darleners2099 3 місяці тому +3

      nah I did that too😭😭🙏🙏

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 місяці тому +7

      And then he turned your house into a pigsty.

  • @kailey4404
    @kailey4404 3 місяці тому +7

    I know you can't make him love you, but Willy will always be the first one to reach full hearts

  • @byczek_prime
    @byczek_prime 6 місяців тому +1195

    Im sorry i just love the way Alex blushes and his himbo energy😭😭

    • @Naito115
      @Naito115 5 місяців тому +17

      Same

    • @Meelexi123
      @Meelexi123 5 місяців тому +8

      HELP MY FIRST GO TO WAS SHANE AND SEBASTIAN and he does

    • @vienno-sio1296
      @vienno-sio1296 5 місяців тому +21

      Alex or Sam was my way to go too 😄 Alex is so true

    • @CandiceLemonSharks
      @CandiceLemonSharks 4 місяці тому +21

      BI WOMEN FOR ALEX REPRESENT

    • @mitchelreimer6934
      @mitchelreimer6934 4 місяці тому +5

      dont apologize for being normal

  • @macyfisher5209
    @macyfisher5209 11 місяців тому +297

    Krobus- I'm aromantic. And hugging him every morning gives me life.

  • @monarkwithak
    @monarkwithak Рік тому +678

    You didn't have to come at me like that for Alex man, he's so cute when he falls for a male character

    • @L1V1NG.C0RPSE
      @L1V1NG.C0RPSE Рік тому +19

      FRR

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 Рік тому +175

      Marrying Alex as a girl farmer is boring and basic (no offence to anyone, do what you like) but marrying him as a boy farmer adds another layer to it. George is homophobic (unless you have 10 hearts with him) and Alex seems like he would have internalized homophobia.

    • @justasnail885
      @justasnail885 Рік тому +15

      OOOO I know how I'm spending my weekend now

    • @issahchaconjuarez4255
      @issahchaconjuarez4255 Рік тому +115

      ​@@phoney2627 Alex having internalized homophobia makes so much sense omg I always thought that he acted a little off, specially because of the way he apologizes for being rude to the farmer at first like he didn't mean it at all to start with, he just looks like he's trying so hard to be cool and confident and that's why at first he seems to be rude and then you realize he is actually a pretty good person
      It also would explain why I always felt like I related to him in certain way. I have internalized homophobia myself (still working on it)
      Now I have a new headcanon

    • @DeeMetria
      @DeeMetria Рік тому +57

      ....... Shit, now I'm gonna have to make a male character specifically to marry Alex.
      Thanks for that. Seriously.

  • @LightYagamisHusband
    @LightYagamisHusband 3 місяці тому +8

    Okay, look, I appreciate a poetic man with long hair

  • @danielled8665
    @danielled8665 Рік тому +1615

    Oh no Sebastian, he knows about our many parasocial relationships...

    • @austinsimpson2373
      @austinsimpson2373 Рік тому +12

      What is a parasocial relationship?

    • @danielled8665
      @danielled8665 Рік тому +137

      @@austinsimpson2373 like, being attached to people you know well but they don't know you, if I recall correctly...
      Like, kind of like following a UA-cam personality or group and feeling like you know them and such, with full knowledge that to them you're one in a million. Like since I moved listening to Drawfee has been very helpful to combat loneliness from moving because they feel like a friend group which I no longer have.

    • @KingRinVT
      @KingRinVT Рік тому +9

      Why is it so truuuuueeee

    • @shutupmeg69
      @shutupmeg69 Рік тому +15

      got called out 🥲

    • @zakkymiftahurrahman1665
      @zakkymiftahurrahman1665 Рік тому +6

      ​@@danielled8665 my understanding is quite close with your explanation, but taken a step further, like you're in love and think that they're your girlfriend/boyfriend, while they just think of you as a fan. I had to read the difference between being a fan and being in a parasocial relationship, in case I mixed up the two.

  • @LuluLinn
    @LuluLinn 11 місяців тому +602

    I love Shane. He feels real. Alcoholism is no joke, it turns you into someone you are not proud of. You treat people in a way you never would. The man breaks down himself to you, and if you stayed by his side he is so loyal and loving. I love him because I feel like even at our lowest point we all deserve love and understanding.

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 10 місяців тому +34

      I had to Google it to make sure his life gets better by 8 hearts
      I would have felt SO bad if the therapy only works by 10

    • @cowmooflage
      @cowmooflage 9 місяців тому +19

      We love our skrunkly.

    • @LuluLinn
      @LuluLinn 9 місяців тому +5

      @@cowmooflage 100%

    • @emilyyvette
      @emilyyvette 9 місяців тому +16

      I tried.. I really did. but the man is an insufferable incel and I just get so sick of his whining

    • @LuluLinn
      @LuluLinn 9 місяців тому +25

      @@emilyyvette well if empathy isnt your thing it isnt, no shame

  • @alexs.5171
    @alexs.5171 Рік тому +1712

    “If you’re a girl this is just every lesbian crush”
    Okay, AND!?

  • @anakatarinesantos672
    @anakatarinesantos672 Місяць тому +3

    God Elliot is my dream man. He’s gorgeous, dorky, ambitious and passionate.

  • @Spookworm
    @Spookworm 5 місяців тому +2234

    Alex was definitely made for the gays. He just exudes overcompensating, slightly traumatized, mid to late-90s bisexual and I'm not about to just ignore those repressed emotions 👀

    • @sliceoflife7423
      @sliceoflife7423 4 місяці тому +173

      I love him as a girl. He goes from old school jock with misogynistic vibes to my sweet house husband who supports his working wife >:D

    • @PompompurinPromo
      @PompompurinPromo 4 місяці тому +34

      alex = best boy

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 4 місяці тому +34

      He likes dogs too.

    • @darleners2099
      @darleners2099 3 місяці тому +12

      i remember my ex bf married him in stardew valley

    • @marijnyboy8402
      @marijnyboy8402 3 місяці тому +8

      I don't know, but he kinda reminds me of nick from heartstopper

  • @kakekar1113
    @kakekar1113 Рік тому +507

    "You've dabbled into some weird fanfiction"
    Yes. Yes I have. I am not ashamed of it.

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Рік тому +9

      Elliott has them Gaston vibes.

    • @midnightshadow6185
      @midnightshadow6185 Рік тому +7

      Oh gods he does! I also love how my reaction to him saying that was wheezing and "i-i can't deny that!" 😂 Oh I am a simp for Elliot.

    • @midnightshadow6185
      @midnightshadow6185 Рік тому +3

      Elliott sorry

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE Рік тому +2

      I FELT SO CALLED OUT BY THAT LMAO

    • @vixymix101
      @vixymix101 Рік тому +1

      Depends on what weird classifys as-- is it incest, it abo?

  • @taylorelnicki395
    @taylorelnicki395 Рік тому +667

    Leah is my queen. Only villager I've ever pursued. If she breaks me that's fine.

  • @akumanoko1158
    @akumanoko1158 2 місяці тому +25

    "You've at least dabbled in some weird fanfiction"
    YES I DID

  • @nariiva3054
    @nariiva3054 Рік тому +850

    "You're a white gay..." how can you expose me like that?
    AAAAAAH

    • @_Doge
      @_Doge Рік тому +12

      FR LMAO

    • @thelegendofrosetyler
      @thelegendofrosetyler Рік тому +19

      I'm kinda sad he didn't say anything about women dating him...

    • @SouthBeefTow
      @SouthBeefTow Рік тому +4

      No I actually feel so called out 💀

    • @HunterMcDonald2010
      @HunterMcDonald2010 Рік тому +14

      I’m a white gay trans guy why this hit so hard it’s relatable asf

    • @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST
      @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST Рік тому +13

      As a darker skinned bi enby I am the very wrongest demographic

  • @jeef4692
    @jeef4692 Рік тому +1813

    Emily: "You hate conflict"
    No it's actually because of her dance animation In that one summer event.

    • @ufo6582
      @ufo6582 Рік тому +225

      Just couldn’t hold back when you saw those pixels moving 😔😖

    • @suddenlysleeping4028
      @suddenlysleeping4028 Рік тому +55

      I do it for the rad fit she gives

    • @espyan6110
      @espyan6110 Рік тому +132

      Me personally it’s because of the hallucination drug experiences I get with her🥰

    • @abixreal
      @abixreal Рік тому +28

      she kinda bad tho ngl

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Рік тому +4

      ​@@espyan6110 riiight

  • @jcmarx6289
    @jcmarx6289 Рік тому +1707

    You know people be sleeping on Emily but she is one of the few marriage candidates that doesn't go through a personality change due to her interactions with the player character. She is in a place in her life where she is happy and loves herself and the world around her. She is literally bringing the farmer into her World and that's why I love her

    • @MayliSong
      @MayliSong Рік тому +228

      YOU! You get it! Even before she was a marriage candidate I wanted to be friends with her because I just looked at her and went “you are on a different wavelength, and I think I would like to be on the same one for a while.”

    • @zack5162
      @zack5162 Рік тому +60

      She's also the most caring I mean she takes care of that parrot. She is by far one of the most interesting

    • @undefinederror5306
      @undefinederror5306 Рік тому +32

      Nah, I just like weird girls, and she caught my attention when I learned Robin was married.

    • @jcmarx6289
      @jcmarx6289 Рік тому +14

      @UndefinedError So she was a rebound for you. I'm surprised you didn't go after Leah. Since she's the next best thing for Robin fans

    • @undefinederror5306
      @undefinederror5306 Рік тому +7

      @@jcmarx6289 I didn't find Leah attractive. Emily stuck out to me.

  • @Sarah-slays10
    @Sarah-slays10 2 місяці тому +15

    Leah is MINE whenever I play Stardew Valley with anyone really then I instantly call dibs on Leah 😊😂😅

  • @Pslm91v14n15
    @Pslm91v14n15 11 місяців тому +1157

    Elliott looks like a grown man, whom also just loves the world of words and aesthetics. He adds a lovely looking room to the home and is sort of silly. I’m way too wealthy to need him to do anything but sort of watch the kid.

    • @Cookiesandcreamss
      @Cookiesandcreamss 10 місяців тому +145

      We love a stay at home dad and house husband

    • @kittehpops
      @kittehpops 10 місяців тому +124

      He is so malewife i love him

    • @ddt9164
      @ddt9164 9 місяців тому +35

      Its giving hozier

    • @alejandrasanchez3022
      @alejandrasanchez3022 9 місяців тому +61

      also he's one of the few who actually follow his dreams lol

    • @halpavlosky3953
      @halpavlosky3953 8 місяців тому +16

      Nice to know I’m not the only one who chose Elliott:,)

  • @ChandraLee13
    @ChandraLee13 5 місяців тому +938

    In regards to Sebastian: LOWER YOUR TONE WHEN YOU ATTACK ME OUTRIGHT-

  • @lightlysalted2564
    @lightlysalted2564 Рік тому +1324

    "Youre a white gay" im actually a mixed bi and made it my mission to make HIM gay the moment he said he wished there were more girls in pelican town. Girl im infecting him.

    • @lightlysalted2564
      @lightlysalted2564 Рік тому +249

      Update we are now in a happy committed relationship where we are bettering ourselves and are deeply in love. Just for the bit though.

    • @apolloinjustices
      @apolloinjustices 11 місяців тому +74

      youre so real for this

    • @Devil_-zy6vv
      @Devil_-zy6vv 10 місяців тому +22

      JASON TODD PFP SPOTTED

    • @lightlysalted2564
      @lightlysalted2564 10 місяців тому +19

      @@Devil_-zy6vv GRINS AT YOU

    • @benjaminrutherford1239
      @benjaminrutherford1239 9 місяців тому +8

      HOLY SHIT BRO SAME

  • @永井健一郎-v8j
    @永井健一郎-v8j 4 місяці тому +8

    "You cannot fix him" probably not but it's worth a try.

  • @alingoodtime
    @alingoodtime Рік тому +2175

    “you cannot fix him” okay but can he fix me (i spent 10 hours trying to get with clint only to find out he wasn’t available to marry)

    • @ees3876
      @ees3876 Рік тому +519

      CLINT??

    • @mariburrito1065
      @mariburrito1065 Рік тому +181

      there's actually a mod for that... I mean one where you can marry him and one that fixes him..... uh...

    • @alingoodtime
      @alingoodtime Рік тому +154

      @@mariburrito1065 do NOT encourage me

    • @malnivi
      @malnivi Рік тому +78

      ​@@mariburrito1065 DO encourage ​@alicia!

    • @ArteryDestroyer
      @ArteryDestroyer Рік тому +179

      i thought willy was a bachelor at first then i got really upset when my friend told me he wasn't :(
      Willy just seems like he would be a really adorable husband ngl. I also dont remember my original reason why, I think its because i thought he was younger.

  • @tatertot3248
    @tatertot3248 Рік тому +2050

    Hear me out with Shane:
    I can make him worse

    • @bray2964
      @bray2964 Рік тому +276

      "Do it. Do a flip"

    • @robinfloof
      @robinfloof Рік тому +67

      ​@@bray2964NO-

    • @authorkunchan9552
      @authorkunchan9552 Рік тому +73

      I litterly make him more drunk at Gus's Saloon when I see him there😭

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 Рік тому +36

      You can ruin him!

    • @varietyvince6583
      @varietyvince6583 Рік тому +44

      Right after I took him to the doctor I gave him another beer.

  • @kyleerae8577
    @kyleerae8577 Рік тому +340

    I know I can't fix him!! But the way he talks about his chickens and feeds my animals before I wake up makes me love him more than anything😭

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 Рік тому +15

      Right? Shane was my pick when I first played Stardew cause like....There's more to him than 'the depressed one'? Also his love of animals makes him marrying a farmer make sense lol

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +1

      As a dude who dated Haley I felt attacked, and then he mentioned Shane and I was like “YOU DONE MESSED UP”

  • @Pendragons_Art
    @Pendragons_Art 3 місяці тому +7

    I am the one who smothered my pillowcase in purple so it’s only fair me and Abigail get together to reduce the harm to pillowcases.
    As for Sebastian…you didn’t need to call me out like that.

  • @kodzukenfavesbanana9605
    @kodzukenfavesbanana9605 11 місяців тому +785

    BRO MY JAW DROPPED ON HOW ACCURATE THE SEBASTIAN WAS.

    • @BeepB00p100-A
      @BeepB00p100-A 10 місяців тому +32

      IT WAS😭😭

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 10 місяців тому +39

      REAL LIKE HOW DID HE KNOW IT's ACTUALLY ALARMING HOW PERSONAL THAT FELT

    • @Soobeeean
      @Soobeeean 10 місяців тому +30

      it was a personal attack I just know it

    • @Ana-mw3iv
      @Ana-mw3iv 10 місяців тому +20

      EXACTLY AND THERES NOT ONE COMMENT BEING DEFENSIVE LMAO 💀💀💀

    • @feliciafromshrek1562
      @feliciafromshrek1562 9 місяців тому +10

      Me too like wtf are we breaking the 4th wall!!???😭😭😭😭💀🤡💞💀💀💀💀

  • @MayliSong
    @MayliSong Рік тому +518

    I may not be able to fix Shane, but I CAN project onto him and then use my affection for him as roundabout self-affirmation and validation, and by god you can pry that from my cold dead hands.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Рік тому +37

      Legit. You can be the pixie dream date for your own sadness…which may be healthier than getting someone else to do it for you, actually…

    • @queeniemarigold
      @queeniemarigold Рік тому +9

      Unfortunately, same 😔

    • @darkyshadows8369
      @darkyshadows8369 Рік тому +5

      HE MAKES YOUR HOUSE DIRTY! (It's the only reason we could never be... :(((

  • @Shinxdemoncat
    @Shinxdemoncat 4 місяці тому +24

    Don’t call Emily a suck up! It may be true that I don’t like conflict, but I will defend my wife until my last breath

    • @tristanallred4863
      @tristanallred4863 Місяць тому +1

      Thank you, dudes just doggin on a good relationship with mutual respect

  • @nobitches4207
    @nobitches4207 Рік тому +7062

    an alternative to leah is:
    you wanted robin and settled for her, didnt you?

    • @mihajlodjokic4355
      @mihajlodjokic4355 Рік тому +466

      How do you know

    • @Turtlerose555
      @Turtlerose555 Рік тому +582

      me mixing up leah and robin bc they are literally the same person but somehow i liked robin more until the first time i actually went to her house to buy/upgrade my farm and met the whole family 😭

    • @Proj3ta
      @Proj3ta Рік тому +607

      The first time I made a new save, when I met Robin in the first cutscene, I knew I wanted to date her.
      So I visited her cabin and... her husband greeted me 🥲

    • @henriqjuice
      @henriqjuice Рік тому +43

      ​@@Proj3ta its a very good history

    • @iamnotreal4741
      @iamnotreal4741 Рік тому +4

      Yeah

  • @julia_shmulia
    @julia_shmulia Рік тому +801

    i love shane because he’s unapologetically miserable and not afraid to show it😭😭

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 Рік тому +38

      we stan a relatable mess

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 Рік тому +16

      ikr hes me basically

  • @troy.s589
    @troy.s589 Рік тому +482

    I love how Clint asks you to get an an amethyst for Emily and say it's from him and Emily's like I don't care where you got it from and kisses you while I'm just trying to marry her sister

    • @ZinniaDoesNothing
      @ZinniaDoesNothing Рік тому +50

      When I got that quest, I barely knew her (I think I was only at one or two hearts.) When I delivered it to her, and she kissed me, I was shouting at my screen, “I’M MARRIED.” Shane and Elliott are my go to marriage candidates.

    • @TheHeart_Autistic
      @TheHeart_Autistic 11 місяців тому

      @@ZinniaDoesNothingbooo shane ewwww

    • @ZinniaDoesNothing
      @ZinniaDoesNothing 11 місяців тому +11

      @@TheHeart_AutisticLet me be married to my alcoholic, depressed husband in peace :(

    • @naocat7
      @naocat7 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@TheHeart_Autistiche's best boy.

    • @TheHeart_Autistic
      @TheHeart_Autistic 11 місяців тому +1

      @@naocat7 no he’s not😭😭😭

  • @pizzatime3752
    @pizzatime3752 Рік тому +1163

    How could you not like Harvey? He has very easy gifts, actually has a life (I feel like all the other bachelors never do anything once you marry them), is genuinely caring throughout the entire relationship and doesn’t feel fake and sappy after marriage (I swear all the other bachelor’s personalities changed after marriage), he’s an adorable nerd, and he can cook! Plus, the mods you can get for him are so wholesome! Harv works long and hard and yet still has something lovely to say to you at the end of the day!

    • @characterdevelopment8504
      @characterdevelopment8504 Рік тому +21

      Aweee yeah, I love Sam even though he doesn’t like, do all that much. But I haven’t romanced Harvey yet, I might just go for it.

    • @ghostboybenji
      @ghostboybenji Рік тому +58

      elliot does continue his job too actually! his 14 heart is him going on a writing tour and he sends you letters daily :)

    • @Be_An_Esther
      @Be_An_Esther Рік тому +18

      And sometimes he cooks breakfast/dinner for you 😭

    • @ashtron5595
      @ashtron5595 Рік тому +45

      I think the guy just finds him ugly and is projecting. 🙄 Harvey is the biggest cutie.

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 Рік тому +3

      ​@@ashtron5595 Hey don't be so mean

  • @effbomb
    @effbomb 4 місяці тому +13

    Yeah but Abigail plays video games and eats rocks so she’s just like me fr

  • @fisher7865
    @fisher7865 Рік тому +268

    hey it wasn’t a mommy kink that lead me to penny. it was a savior complex

    • @skyebi
      @skyebi Рік тому +32

      The true call out, to be fair though she deserved so much better!!!

    • @LazishMoon
      @LazishMoon 11 місяців тому +4

      So true

    • @jassoanime
      @jassoanime 11 місяців тому +4

      This hahah

    • @kyliejoline13
      @kyliejoline13 11 місяців тому +2

      Relatable 😂😂😂

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 4 місяці тому +3

      I saw my own life in her and said "No honey you don't deserve this, let's go".

  • @shadowfluffylion8291
    @shadowfluffylion8291 Рік тому +410

    Sam is literally a golden retriever boyfriend, and I love him for that

    • @Amongusaurus
      @Amongusaurus Рік тому +24

      Plus he looks like a super saiyan

    • @yokoakimura
      @yokoakimura Рік тому +18

      Perhaps a golden retriever is just a perpetual lovable blond man child

    • @par3433
      @par3433 Рік тому +11

      I’ve been waiting for a Sam comment thank you 😭

    • @thegoblinking.
      @thegoblinking. Рік тому +9

      Hes a skater boy whos in a band and he'd simp for me. Sounds perfect.

  • @pxchybxn
    @pxchybxn Рік тому +290

    I know that hes a man child but I love the golden retriever energy he brings, its so nice 🥺

    • @laargboolag9147
      @laargboolag9147 Рік тому +45

      He looks like he stole Gohan's SS2 hair like it was a fucking Lego piece

    • @rainyday126
      @rainyday126 Рік тому +7

      Omg yesss tho I agree so much

    • @KaiSub
      @KaiSub Рік тому +1

      Exactly, he's so dumb and happy!

    • @ForsakenOompa
      @ForsakenOompa Рік тому +13

      #sotrue and the fact he's the tallest stardew character 😭

    • @shadowfluffylion8291
      @shadowfluffylion8291 Рік тому +5

      @@ForsakenOompa Is he? I guess I have another reason to like him

  • @kikiwulf
    @kikiwulf 2 місяці тому +15

    Jokes on you, I've been leaving purple on my own pillow for years.

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Рік тому +235

    I just love Elliott
    But also the fanfiction thing, yes

  • @ziyan6066
    @ziyan6066 8 місяців тому +258

    the sebastian one was too real as an ex serious kpop fan 😭😭

    • @voidtectonic
      @voidtectonic 8 місяців тому +18

      It's hard not to have a para relationship with creators when they make their community a family. I don't consider that bad unless you become creepy or stakerish.
      Kpop is very fun, and I can understand having a bit of that kind of relationship with a group who may have helped you through a difficult situation or period in your life.

    • @r.8902
      @r.8902 6 місяців тому +1

      true facts but me with one direction when i was younger. i get night sweats thinking about it

    • @lilybet-terthanyou8668
      @lilybet-terthanyou8668 6 місяців тому

      Me and you both girlie

  • @fiorediloto3830
    @fiorediloto3830 Рік тому +215

    "What do you mean you always end up with the man-child? IT'S YOUR TYPE"
    you didn't have to call me out like that

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 Рік тому +8

      When Sam got all pissy about having to help his mom with dinner I was like "My dumb ass husband...

    • @fiorediloto3830
      @fiorediloto3830 Рік тому +3

      @@karawithgun8148 MY PEOPLE

    • @mathildak6486
      @mathildak6486 Рік тому +3

      I SEARCHED FOR A SAM COMMENT FOR TOO LONG

    • @fiorediloto3830
      @fiorediloto3830 Рік тому +4

      @@mathildak6486 i love me a golden retriever man with gravity defying hair

    • @mathildak6486
      @mathildak6486 Рік тому +5

      @@fiorediloto3830 my best friends are his mom, his brother and Sebastian my life revolves around him 😭😭

  • @snapple5950
    @snapple5950 4 місяці тому +13

    I CAN’T fix Shane. He fixed himself. Also I genuinely connected with him because he’s depressed and afraid he’s failing his family

  • @Rilln
    @Rilln Рік тому +914

    "YOU CANNOT FIX HIM"
    *through tears* YES I CAN.

    • @estelagob1429
      @estelagob1429 Рік тому +15

      Literally me

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio Рік тому +20

      *I WILL TRY AND DIE TRYING*

    • @_peeblar_
      @_peeblar_ Рік тому +13

      I may not be able to fix him, but I somehow have 5 hearts with him already and I just started playing 🤷

    • @voodoosleeper
      @voodoosleeper Рік тому +5

      This post is about me and I don't like it.

    • @Shoto_Todoroki-TdBkDk
      @Shoto_Todoroki-TdBkDk Рік тому +1

      SAME LET'S GO GIRL

  • @Ray_69.
    @Ray_69. Рік тому +539

    "if you're a girl,this is just every lesbian crush."
    I mean..she acts so Cute when we have like 6-8 hearts w/ her😭 and dont even mention her danccce🤩
    Edit:MOM IM FA-nah u wish😻 anyway ty guys😽

  • @CobCobberson
    @CobCobberson Рік тому +1720

    You forgot the most important thing about liking emily... you absolutely hate clint and want to make him suffer because he's a creep

    • @SJisleepy
      @SJisleepy Рік тому +146

      OMFG literally I love Emily and he's such a freak he's always hitting on her and she's my literal girlfriend 😭

    • @nimi-nae
      @nimi-nae Рік тому +23

      YES

    • @altima1515
      @altima1515 Рік тому +70

      Someone should make a mod where you can just kill clint

    • @autumntaylor2533
      @autumntaylor2533 Рік тому

      Didnt even know this abt him u til bow but it doesnt surprise me. I already bully that chode lmao

    • @autumntaylor2533
      @autumntaylor2533 Рік тому

      Crack him open like a geode

  • @vvgirl6173
    @vvgirl6173 3 місяці тому +17

    For seb, i had a lot of parasocial relationships with fictional characters XD

  • @bigdumbdragon
    @bigdumbdragon Рік тому +387

    "You can't fix him!"
    Don't tell me what to do, Jake.

    • @Luna_wilkpl
      @Luna_wilkpl Рік тому +8

      YOU. CANNOT. FIX. HIM.

    • @lucasldelgado
      @lucasldelgado Рік тому +4

      @@LiamLMJ NO👏 THEY👏 CAN’T👏

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +3

      @@Luna_wilkpl YES. YOU. CAN.

    • @Luna_wilkpl
      @Luna_wilkpl Рік тому +1

      @@RavenclawNimbus NO. YOU. CAN'T.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +3

      @@Luna_wilkpl I’M NOT EVEN GONNA ARGUE, I GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG

  • @thebluetyphoonofficial943
    @thebluetyphoonofficial943 Рік тому +473

    Yeah I've dabbled in some weird fan fiction

  • @pomodoko
    @pomodoko Рік тому +600

    Harvey is so sweet to me though 😢 I like how sopping wet of a cat he is

    • @crispinypata
      @crispinypata Рік тому +104

      so true! people just dont get it...his pathetic-ness is part of his charm 😻💗. Also he has a job unlike the other bachelors that just hang out at the house everyday doing nothing 😭

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days Рік тому +32

      exactly! like if he's not a pathetic wet cat what is the point!!

    • @teenytinywolf3557
      @teenytinywolf3557 Рік тому +19

      I’ve married Harvey before and the only downside I’ve seen so far? Is the fact that sometimes when he comes home from work no matter how hard you worked that day and he’ll be angry about the house being “a mess”

    • @plstmb6000
      @plstmb6000 Рік тому +7

      One of the secret notes says that most of them are still teenage to early 20. only older bachelor is Shane, Harvey and Elliot, which of course they have work. I don't remember about the bachelorettes, but Emily is one of the older single woman i think, also Sandy, but cannot be married.

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 Рік тому

      And that is a huge downside imo but to each their own

  • @yanderehypnolights
    @yanderehypnolights 29 днів тому

    I love how so many for Shane are like "We know we can't fix him! He helped me actually!"
    Like, bitch same! Shane is what kept making me realize my issues with opening up to anyone in any major way outside of video games because I related to and loved him so much

  • @nosugrefalsi
    @nosugrefalsi 11 місяців тому +224

    alex said "did u get new pants? ur doing something right." and i was sold because i crave validation

    • @jopenharan
      @jopenharan 8 місяців тому +15

      Damn bro, at least you have nice pants

  • @GalaxyWolf_ishere
    @GalaxyWolf_ishere 10 місяців тому +253

    don’t worry bro, both our pillows be purple

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 7 місяців тому +4

      Is that a joke about her hair dye running or kissing the pillow I can't tell

    • @kaynebula2093
      @kaynebula2093 7 місяців тому +6

      I read this as both of you are purple goths

    • @TheDrifter450
      @TheDrifter450 6 місяців тому

      @@boredboi6279lipstick

    • @owenblount7334
      @owenblount7334 5 місяців тому

      “I love being purple!”-Patrick Star

    • @GalaxyWolf_ishere
      @GalaxyWolf_ishere 5 місяців тому

      @@kaynebula2093 yes

  • @anarchyasher
    @anarchyasher Рік тому +399

    “You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him, I wanna be broken together

    • @aureleavalon2897
      @aureleavalon2897 Рік тому +27

      Bruh i thought he was an asshole at first but I started giving him gifts since his was the easiest to get and look the heart events made me feel for him, like "he just like me fr fr except i dont really drink"

    • @Odd_Encounters
      @Odd_Encounters Рік тому +17

      Spoilers!!: He is pretty relatable for us mentally ill fellas (or at least I thought so LMAO) especially that cut scene with him on the cliff threatening to jump off and crying to the farmer drunk asking why he shouldn't. That was REAL, a little too real. I dont drink I'm scared of alcohol because of my parents and their addiction. I smoke weed and some days it feels like the one thing that keeps me going or at least that's what I used to think before I had my attempt.

    • @ilsavil
      @ilsavil Рік тому +5

      I'm sorry but this is the most emo thing I've read today and I just got flashbacks on my highschool days when Red Jumpsuit Apparatus is blasting on repeat in every radio available.

  • @JanelleC
    @JanelleC 4 місяці тому +22

    And then there are those of us who ask Krobus to be our roommate. He’s so sweet!

  • @ladycremation65
    @ladycremation65 Рік тому +725

    I LOVE Sebastian. Sometimes people misinterprets his sayings, but he does loves you. He just needs some time alone. I am an introvert like him and I do understand his bounderies. Couples needs some time alone sometimes and it's not all relationship who ends like '' ALWAYS TOGETHER' EVERYDAY AND FOREVER''. In my games, I always felt that his love was honest and genuine ^^ because I do understand his character a lot. ♥

    • @Cinnamo_eya
      @Cinnamo_eya Рік тому +48

      Same. I definitely relate to his bad, could be misunderstood joke, as that is me all the time. Which is why I try not to joke at all as it could come off as being mean or sarcastic. His classic example is the "Go make us more money" joke, which I never really thought was an issue, but apparently it is

    • @ladycremation65
      @ladycremation65 Рік тому +36

      @@Cinnamo_eya In my years of life, some people will try to ''heal'' me from the evil sickness that is called introvert. A lot of people thinks that is bad, this is not normal...but wtf, not everyone are extrovert and need to always be outgoing.

    • @Liv._.2434
      @Liv._.2434 Рік тому +15

      I love him to I started play Stardew call 2 days ago and the moment I saw him I fell in love

    • @black_scorpion9781
      @black_scorpion9781 Рік тому +10

      Him and Sam are the first two people I always lvl up my friendship with

    • @shyguy2656
      @shyguy2656 Рік тому +12

      I relate a lot to this, and I always marry Sebastian in base game (I’ve been playing the mod Stardew Valley Expanded recently and gave some new romanceable characters a shot). However, in my last vanilla playthrough I married Sebastian and I was on year 2, and I had recently found out that your spouse will watch the moonlight jellies with you! I was really excited since I was close to the end of summer, and then I got to the festival and Sebastian said something like “I want to be left alone today” and I felt so bad-
      One, it felt like some sort of rejection which fucking sucked. Two, due to the game code (obviously) he was forced to spend time with me watching the jellies anyway. And three, moonlight jellies is my favorite festival and I cried like in real life from that. Mostly because my actual relationship was not going well at the time and it reminded me of them.
      Basically, I understand needing time to yourself, but admittedly Sebastian can be kind of a dick sometimes. I was so excited for this festival and he like actually, legitimately ruined it for me. I had to stop playing after that.

  • @shikanoinelijha
    @shikanoinelijha 9 місяців тому +467

    Reject People. Hug Krobus.

    • @scarletrose8766
      @scarletrose8766 7 місяців тому +12

      Well I dunno man I feel like Abigail ain't human she eats rocks she's a different type of entity in my book.

  • @justdarkthoughts
    @justdarkthoughts Рік тому +718

    I never saw Abigail as a goth girl type but an adventurous type which for me is very cool.

  • @kulia3163
    @kulia3163 3 дні тому +1

    lol that’s a fitting reaction to someone liking Shane 😭

  • @lunatpr5594
    @lunatpr5594 7 місяців тому +525

    Alternate one for Abigail: You enjoy eating things you probably shouldn't be eating.

    • @bobamer932
      @bobamer932 5 місяців тому +10

      like p

    • @bobamer932
      @bobamer932 5 місяців тому +13

      like pu

    • @bobamer932
      @bobamer932 5 місяців тому

      pus

    • @Auglur1
      @Auglur1 5 місяців тому +7

      @@bobamer932 no

    • @bobamer932
      @bobamer932 5 місяців тому +11

      @@Auglur1 *INHALES DEEPLY*

  • @vm6615
    @vm6615 Рік тому +212

    "If youre a girl this is just every lesbian crush" but i love her

    • @brokenprincess7013
      @brokenprincess7013 Рік тому +14

      So true bestie

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 Рік тому +13

      Haley is such a sweetheart, I only recently started playing Stardew but she’s been my favorite since the beginning, and I really like her heart events too.

  • @annieaniiee
    @annieaniiee Рік тому +1019

    No matter how many times I tell myself I'll marry someone new, Sebastian talks to me in the rain and I'm done for everytime 😮‍💨
    EDIT: Thank you fellow Stardew Farmers! I love the comments underneath and will say I have married Victor from Stardew Expanded mod and also sam & Elliot. But I've always stopped playing after I marry someone who isnt sebastian. It just isn't the same 😒

    • @peachfang
      @peachfang Рік тому +160

      i start a new save. "this time i will marry another." i foolishly promise myself.
      i skip the intro as usual. i step out of my farmhouse and into pelican town, sweating. surely, i will look upon a villager i have seen many a time and swoon. elliott, maybe? perhaps i should try leah's route? maybe maru. i approach the carpentry shop. it is 2:40pm. i look for maru. she is not in the kitchen. i try to leave. sebastian has just exited his room. i run towards him with open arms. "MARRY ME" i scream. "oh you just moved in, right? cool" he says. its destiny.

    • @janetleegreen8891
      @janetleegreen8891 Рік тому +44

      And the frogs are a cute little bonus

    • @crematedfelony
      @crematedfelony Рік тому +35

      genuinely me rn on my current playthrough. i cant resist collecting the stupid little tear gems and giving them to him like a love struck fool. i see a frog and am reminded of my husband

    • @Seb2500
      @Seb2500 Рік тому

      Hi

    • @lowqualitywaffle8765
      @lowqualitywaffle8765 Рік тому +2

      that used to be me 😭 until I got into penny 😮‍💨

  • @_bunnny_girl_
    @_bunnny_girl_ День тому

    I feel so called out it actually brought me to tears...

  • @ehhn0
    @ehhn0 Рік тому +271

    elliot cant be that bad lol
    “you’ve atleast dabbled in some weird fanfiction”
    me looking at my ao3 bookmarks and history: aH-

  • @bluedragon4055
    @bluedragon4055 Рік тому +450

    “Why do I always end up with a man child?”
    “It’s your type!”
    I never knew how much I needed someone to call me out for this .

  • @elton1158
    @elton1158 Рік тому +437

    Don’t look at me or my poet husband ever again lol

    • @being_of_ballz
      @being_of_ballz Рік тому +35

      omg have I really finally found somebody else who married elliot
      god I cant even remember if his name had two ‘t’s or no I haven’t touched the game in so long

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite Рік тому +11

      I thought your username _was_ Elliot lmao

    • @JesusChrist-sm4bm
      @JesusChrist-sm4bm Рік тому +16

      Head cannon Elliot writes your WERID fanfics

    • @Cloudy1.00
      @Cloudy1.00 Рік тому

      Exactly

    • @CapitalLuke
      @CapitalLuke Рік тому +7

      Elliot my beloved

  • @Samantha.E.Capel.09
    @Samantha.E.Capel.09 3 місяці тому +1

    I just think penny's reactions are adorable!

  • @Mycatgotdeported
    @Mycatgotdeported 8 місяців тому +363

    Sam is such an affectionate husband and is a great dad when he doesn't leave the kids alone.

    • @shadow_song
      @shadow_song 5 місяців тому +3

      i was going 'aww!' until i read the last line 😭

    • @Mycatgotdeported
      @Mycatgotdeported 5 місяців тому +2

      @@shadow_song he does leave them alone to go see his mom☹️

    • @terribleeyesshining
      @terribleeyesshining 5 місяців тому +2

      @@MycatgotdeportedFair enough, I would also leave my kids to see Jodi