I had a mate who stayed round after my 18th bday BBQ and the next morning he was just helping himself to booze and leftover food. He was just a bit of a leech overall, never really gave too much in return, glad I stopped talking to him.
I had another kid follow me home after class, I let him in to play Halo for 2 hours, told him I had an appointment and needed to shower first, kicked him out, showered for real, looked outside and he was waiting at my car.
one time, before I really knew this kid (now I sorta do, and he's not too bad), I was biking home, and talking to this guy while he was biking home too. I thought he would start heading to his house at some point, but I didn't know where he lived. Maybe, he just lived near me? I started getting closer and closer to my house, and we were still talking. When we got to my house, he got off his bike, and wanted to come in. Honestly, I did not want to let this kid in, but I eventually caved when he literally begged. So we played Smash for like 30 min, (and he sucks so it was no fun), then I said I needed to do homework, which I did. He was like, just one more game? The next game, he asked for another. I was just like, I gotta do homework, you need to go home dude. He had the same English class, so he said he could help me with my essay. He's not exactly the type of person you'd want to help you write. Smash is one thing, but to have this guy disrupting my concentration when I try to work? I decided to stop being such a little bitch, and I just said, please go home, I have to do homework by myself. Finally, he went home, but not before asking to come back next week.
Hey, at least he said thank you for dad's pants, the laundry, coffee, keeping you company before you go to work and more. What a good and grateful friend
This is relatable to when you first move out, and have parties. It’s always the guy who’s almost 30 hanging with a much younger crowd that tries to weasel in.
@@brunosavastano1851 Lmao nope pause it and check it again it's definitely Tommy Wiseau. I would know I have the same photo since Tommy includes it in every purchase of "The Room" and what is even more memorable is on the backside of the photo is a form that you can fill out and order your own "Tommy Wiseau Underwear" I swear I am not making this up lol.
i love the difference between the guy who stays after the party ended and the guy who stays after the birthday party ended usually the birthday party is waaaaay better
What’s sad about this is I actually know someone who’s homeless that try’s to hmu saying “ayy bro you have anywhere I can crash” I let him stay one night he did his laundry and ate my mf food I never reply to him anymore
When someone lets you crash at theyre house you gotta wake up before everyone and clean your area up. If its for a little while like a couple weeks or a month u gotta just dissapear if you have a day off work, just go hit the streets and find things to do and come back later
I let some kid crash on my couch 1 night cuz the frontrunner to the other side of the city was done running for the night and he stayed for 3 nights til i kicked him out for good and havent talked to him since. Last time i was nice about it, now i just tell people to get the fuck out
This happened once in college, after a huge christmas party, me and my other roommates were chillling in the house (maybe 2am) and there is just this dude sitting on the couch having a drink chilling out. like uhhh dude partys over go to bed haha
So, I was homeless for a hot minute, and definitely couch hopped around for a bit. I always held my own though, always got the people lit on many, many different substances. Always hustled, always broke bread, and always felt bad when I asked if I could do things like laundry, or shower, or anything like that.. Did what I could to keep food in the house, keep it clean, tried to stay away as much as possible, help homies make cash on quick hustles, gas money, etc. In my eyes, this is the only way to get away with staying at a homies house.
@@rogersauvageau1265 The time in my life I'm referring to, no. I was actually selling Sheets of Lucy, and mad amounts of Molly. In fact, we'd get both shipped in from Germany and Amsterdam. People talked about that Molly for at least 3yrs afterwards, and the dude I partnered up with at the time still gets texts about it on the occasion now. However, after all that went away, I ended up with a bad painkiller habit,which eventually spiraled into an IV heroin and Meth addiction. Since then, I've been clean for 2yrs, relapsed for about 4mo, and now I'm 2.5yrs clean. Haven't looked back since. It was a terrible way to live. But at the time that I'm referring to in the story, no. I was not a tweaker. Even if I was, addiction is not exactly fun, nor is it exactly a choice. It comes on slowly, and gradually, and little by little you inch yourself further and further into addiction, and before you know it, you're a full blown homeless junkie with a tent on the side of the freeway shooting dope and yelling at buildings because you think your ex is inside watching you while they're bangin' other people. I'm not ashamed of my past. It made me who I am today. I am not proud of it, but I'm not ashamed to talk about it. When we destigmatize the act of people getting clean, more people will start to come forward. And trust me, I've sold blow, weed, shrooms, Meth, crack, smack, and various pharmaceuticals to numerous individuals in high standing positions, including officers, judges, lawyers, musicians, politicians, artists, teachers, etc. America doesn't run on dunkin, it runs on dope. The entire economy is fueled by the drug trade, and was the only saving grace during the housing market crash of 2008.
I had a similar thing happen to me. I was in Uni digs. And we had a party in our flat, when things cooled down later on in the night we where chilling in the kitchen most people where gone. I said “I’m gonna go to sleep” and this guy was like following me, i was high and drunk so I was cracking jokes when I saw him and thought nothing much about it. We go in my bedroom and we talking all cool. I go on my bed, then he asks me if he can stay there tonight. I was like “sure dude” I was not too happy at the time but I set him up some pillows and sheets and he crashes there. I cannot sleep because the dude kept tossing and turning. Copule of hours later this bastard when I go to the toilet he is on my bed!!! , I tapped him and told him to get up. He was not moving so I take up the bed I set up for him. He starts snoring.... all......night......long. I wake up after a crap night sleep hoping he was gone.... nothing. So I go out get showered and dressed. Trying to make as much noise as possible HOPING HE WILL WAKE UP. Nothing still. So I go shopping and return hoping he is gone. NOTHING. He is still there. I make my self lunch. I look in my bed. He is still there. After I go in my room open the curtains turn on the light and I was like. Dude I gotta study, I’ll see you tomorrow. He sits on my bed, rummages in my snack bag. takes my food. Eats it on my bed. And starts asking me questions about every single item in my room. He pulls my Xbox out, sets it up. Forces me to play with it. I was half hearted any activity I did with him I was no saying anything to him either. He then takes my sound bar and starts pumping crazy loud screamer music. I was going crazy. After begging him to leave. He wants to play PC games. But finally at 7 PM he asks me if I want to smoke some weed? I was like NAAAAH dude. And he finally left. And that is the day I quit Weed, Alcohol and partying. Not worth it.
growing up in a rural area where our parents were more concerned about drunk/tired driving than us staying away for the night, this is totally normal (well not his behaviour, but that he's staying for the night)
I unironically did this once, I bought that little plug-in Nintendo with all the classic games loaded on to play with the other party nerds. We played some games and people gradually left the group to socialise... Except me. I got absorbed in Castlevania and kept playing and playing ignoring everyone (not being rude just getting business done) and people kept leaving I didn't notice. The girls who lived there found me deep in Castlevania and they tell me everyone's gone... I felt so embarrassed. It was my first interaction with this people they must have thought I was a socially awkward gamer or something.
funniest morning after a homeparty: i was going down the stairs (by the way, it wasn't my party and i didn't knew anyone) and i saw two dudes sharing the couch, sleepin, three other dudes slept on the flor, without blankets or anything. just on the flor. they woke up, as i went down and i didn't know what to do, cause all people looked at me like "who is that and since when where she on the party?" so i just said "hey guys! does anyone want a coffee?"
Flashback about a rapper i let in to my home studio who stayed for two days without asking. Just asking for way too much way too soon trying to be my best friend but then also being passive aggressive.I had to kick him out saying i have class and he just started talking at the door for almost another hour. I had to take sleeping pills and tell him they’re kicking in and closed the door on him. Later dude spam calls me nonstop so i had to block him. These people are somewhere on the narcissism spectrum and are looking for you to enable them. They have pretty bad self awareness
"You have a job? That's so sick, I don't have one of those" had me rolling
"one of those"
MR X that was the funniest part of the line and the original comment missed it 😄
Kyle Nate ya without those three words, it’s just not as funny
how can you miss out the most funny part of that joke? wtf... this acc makes me mad lmfao
@@Melancholy308 I edited it, no reason to be mad my friend
this stressed me out
Pumpkin man
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69th like
@@Okwhynot1880 bloody willy OIQSUHDNAEHIFBSDIHVJNF
Got any spare bumpkins
I have no clue how this channel hasn't exploded yet... It has so many hilarious skits.
Too bad we can't invest
@@kktek lmao
I mean, Cherdleys and Trever Wallace do very similar type of skits and they've blown up quite a bit.
BH Gmg 420 likes! XD
@@animeforlif3614 Holy shit I never even noticed that it got 10 likes yet alone 420 lmfao
I'm gonna tell my kids this was the Academy Award-winning movie Parasite, directed by Bong Joon-ho
woah, nice profile picture.
He slowly takes over the house
@@sourbunni1438 slowly? LMAOO
5 months later and I had the exact same idea!
It's actually better
I legit knew a guy like this in high school, he joined the Marines and I still talk to him, he's a good friend lmao
tauren 😡
@@LynxPlaysOfficial what about my tauren ???
If you're friend acted like that how can he be a good friend?
@@Dwight_ everyone got different views on a good friend bruh
Commando Penguin101
But I do, so yea... James had a good point do.
Christopher Columbus lands in the Americas, ca 1492 A.D.
Lmao underrated comment
*colourised
Perfect example.
Christopher Columbus never stepped on US soil
@@theglobalistchannel1471 yeah but still really great joke lbh
i am so uncomfortable with how accurate this is.
people like this actually exist and they stress me tf out
I've never understood why extroverts invite so many unknown people into your houses it seems so stupid and illogical to me.
Relatable
@@talman4632psychological issue ? Yes I found one with such condition
@@talman4632 psychological?
Why am i so pissed off after watching this lol
Because these people are out there.
because we all experienced this
I had a mate who stayed round after my 18th bday BBQ and the next morning he was just helping himself to booze and leftover food. He was just a bit of a leech overall, never really gave too much in return, glad I stopped talking to him.
Yeah I guess thats why lol. Admittedly Ive been through this kind of stuff too. Thats crazy Jack. Some ppl dont catch a hint I guess.
I am your 1000 like. I will like any comment that ends in 99 as I very much like round even numbers.
todd from bojack horseman
Thank God there's a comment for this
LMAO pretty much in a nutshell.
@@littleoreo7717 same
beat me to it
😅
Anyone who says they don't know someone like this is that person themselves.
Nah. No
I don’t know someone like this becos I don’t have any friends
Lmao
i don't know anyone. now i feel embaressed
Jokes on you, I don't have friends
I had another kid follow me home after class, I let him in to play Halo for 2 hours, told him I had an appointment and needed to shower first, kicked him out, showered for real, looked outside and he was waiting at my car.
That Volk 34r is giving me flashbacks to the good ol BLR days man
That’s fucking scary actually
one time, before I really knew this kid (now I sorta do, and he's not too bad), I was biking home, and talking to this guy while he was biking home too. I thought he would start heading to his house at some point, but I didn't know where he lived. Maybe, he just lived near me? I started getting closer and closer to my house, and we were still talking. When we got to my house, he got off his bike, and wanted to come in. Honestly, I did not want to let this kid in, but I eventually caved when he literally begged. So we played Smash for like 30 min, (and he sucks so it was no fun), then I said I needed to do homework, which I did. He was like, just one more game? The next game, he asked for another. I was just like, I gotta do homework, you need to go home dude. He had the same English class, so he said he could help me with my essay. He's not exactly the type of person you'd want to help you write. Smash is one thing, but to have this guy disrupting my concentration when I try to work? I decided to stop being such a little bitch, and I just said, please go home, I have to do homework by myself. Finally, he went home, but not before asking to come back next week.
@@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 so did he comeback?
@@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 did he comeback doe
they wont let me smoke weed in the house
so I'm homeless now
Had me rolling
@breezetix dont smoke, vape it.
You won the internet my friend 🍻
Edibles my dude. Edibles
@breezetix good job don't smoke
It's either "i've got weed. You wanna?"
...or
"man we need to get some girls here"
I love that this was clearly shot in the early afternoon
Like porn
Clock said 1:20
Wise words; never stay at a party to long, shit gets weird.
1:21 “Uber? I don’t know what that is... never been there”
He has never been to oovoo javer
Only intellects will under stand this reference
@@ryan-ci3fz a man of culture i see
Most toxic friendship I had. Glad that’s over
"ill just take the whole box if thats cool" THE IGNORANCE BRUHH
Hey, at least he said thank you for dad's pants, the laundry, coffee, keeping you company before you go to work and more. What a good and grateful friend
🥱
Love you but will you remember me when you get big
Youza I’ll always remember youza
@@mynameisnotweird nah
He's getting there
@Ryan The Leader
Youza
@@RyanTheLeader Youza
You guys acting like its night time with the sunlight blatantly flooding the apartment is sending me
Just pretend the clock means 1:20 am not pm shhhh
Glad someone noticed that. It bugged me.
This actually made me irritated this guy is such a good actor
This is relatable to when you first move out, and have parties. It’s always the guy who’s almost 30 hanging with a much younger crowd that tries to weasel in.
depends on what you consider "much younger", people nowdays still act like small children at 20.
Hey man, I don’t want to be forgotten because I love your vids
Love you
So how you doin now
I watched this 60% through before noticing his Nsync shirt
Same
We all know they are going to be friends till they die after this, it always happens.
The moment he thought, he was gonna stay, I would have kicked him out.
Yo when he said “ I got all of this laundry from my car” I died😂
The nieghbor kid from home alone when he gets older:
Is that a framed picture of Tommy Wisseau in 2:56 ?! Hahaha!!!
Lmao it’s Jim Morrison
@@brunosavastano1851 Lmao nope pause it and check it again it's definitely Tommy Wiseau. I would know I have the same photo since Tommy includes it in every purchase of "The Room" and what is even more memorable is on the backside of the photo is a form that you can fill out and order your own "Tommy Wiseau Underwear" I swear I am not making this up lol.
Nolan TV oh shit, I could swear by just how quick he moves it in front of the camera it looked like it was Jim Morrison. Well, now I know
Bruno Savastano hahaha I’m sure Tommy Wiseau was doing his best Jim Morrison impression for that photo too 😂
“You can’t just stop smoking weed”😂😅😭
When you take “make yourself home” way too seriously.
i love the difference between the guy who stays after the party ended and the guy who stays after the birthday party ended
usually the birthday party is waaaaay better
What’s sad about this is I actually know someone who’s homeless that try’s to hmu saying “ayy bro you have anywhere I can crash” I let him stay one night he did his laundry and ate my mf food I never reply to him anymore
Cinder Blocc bro he’s homeless don’t judge him
Qura It’s his house and his food, I’m sure he can judge him all he wants
@Qura bro naw I ain’t no charity my house isn’t a homeless shelter lmao
When someone lets you crash at theyre house you gotta wake up before everyone and clean your area up. If its for a little while like a couple weeks or a month u gotta just dissapear if you have a day off work, just go hit the streets and find things to do and come back later
I let some kid crash on my couch 1 night cuz the frontrunner to the other side of the city was done running for the night and he stayed for 3 nights til i kicked him out for good and havent talked to him since. Last time i was nice about it, now i just tell people to get the fuck out
I have been this guy and I have tried to kick this guy out.
*picks up a photo of Jim Morrison* “wow is this your dad? He’s so handsome” 😂
Wow, he overstayed his welcome AND he takes their belongings without asking!
This happened once in college, after a huge christmas party, me and my other roommates were chillling in the house (maybe 2am) and there is just this dude sitting on the couch having a drink chilling out. like uhhh dude partys over go to bed haha
This reminds me of my cousin Toochi, he doesn’t have a job and doesn’t know when to leave
the ripping the door off the draw was perfection
I love that you filmed this in the middle of the day.
“Uber? I don’t know what that is... never been there”
Stealthy Thief he's called
He's got some "modern" and "subtle" ways to do business
This gives me Kyle Mooney vibes
same
i like how it transitioned from asking him for uber and then going mum
One of the many reasons I never host parties
"is your name Wyatt?"
"yeah!"
"You didn't tell me you had a washer and dryer!?"
I like how it is so clearly daytime but it doesn't matter
But it’s like I can’t just stop smoking weed
Had me rolling lmaoooo
im the stay after guy but i help clean everything i just dont like driving home drunk
So, I was homeless for a hot minute, and definitely couch hopped around for a bit. I always held my own though, always got the people lit on many, many different substances. Always hustled, always broke bread, and always felt bad when I asked if I could do things like laundry, or shower, or anything like that.. Did what I could to keep food in the house, keep it clean, tried to stay away as much as possible, help homies make cash on quick hustles, gas money, etc.
In my eyes, this is the only way to get away with staying at a homies house.
u a gangsta?
@@joe-bw6wy A gangsta? Nah. An OG? Yeah.
@@homegrowntwinkie Overly Grandstanding?
Definitly a methhead
@@rogersauvageau1265 The time in my life I'm referring to, no. I was actually selling Sheets of Lucy, and mad amounts of Molly. In fact, we'd get both shipped in from Germany and Amsterdam. People talked about that Molly for at least 3yrs afterwards, and the dude I partnered up with at the time still gets texts about it on the occasion now. However, after all that went away, I ended up with a bad painkiller habit,which eventually spiraled into an IV heroin and Meth addiction. Since then, I've been clean for 2yrs, relapsed for about 4mo, and now I'm 2.5yrs clean. Haven't looked back since. It was a terrible way to live. But at the time that I'm referring to in the story, no. I was not a tweaker. Even if I was, addiction is not exactly fun, nor is it exactly a choice. It comes on slowly, and gradually, and little by little you inch yourself further and further into addiction, and before you know it, you're a full blown homeless junkie with a tent on the side of the freeway shooting dope and yelling at buildings because you think your ex is inside watching you while they're bangin' other people.
I'm not ashamed of my past. It made me who I am today. I am not proud of it, but I'm not ashamed to talk about it. When we destigmatize the act of people getting clean, more people will start to come forward. And trust me, I've sold blow, weed, shrooms, Meth, crack, smack, and various pharmaceuticals to numerous individuals in high standing positions, including officers, judges, lawyers, musicians, politicians, artists, teachers, etc.
America doesn't run on dunkin, it runs on dope. The entire economy is fueled by the drug trade, and was the only saving grace during the housing market crash of 2008.
I had a similar thing happen to me. I was in Uni digs. And we had a party in our flat, when things cooled down later on in the night we where chilling in the kitchen most people where gone. I said “I’m gonna go to sleep” and this guy was like following me, i was high and drunk so I was cracking jokes when I saw him and thought nothing much about it. We go in my bedroom and we talking all cool. I go on my bed, then he asks me if he can stay there tonight. I was like “sure dude” I was not too happy at the time but I set him up some pillows and sheets and he crashes there. I cannot sleep because the dude kept tossing and turning. Copule of hours later this bastard when I go to the toilet he is on my bed!!! , I tapped him and told him to get up. He was not moving so I take up the bed I set up for him. He starts snoring.... all......night......long. I wake up after a crap night sleep hoping he was gone.... nothing. So I go out get showered and dressed. Trying to make as much noise as possible HOPING HE WILL WAKE UP. Nothing still. So I go shopping and return hoping he is gone. NOTHING. He is still there. I make my self lunch. I look in my bed. He is still there. After I go in my room open the curtains turn on the light and I was like. Dude I gotta study, I’ll see you tomorrow. He sits on my bed, rummages in my snack bag. takes my food. Eats it on my bed. And starts asking me questions about every single item in my room. He pulls my Xbox out, sets it up. Forces me to play with it. I was half hearted any activity I did with him I was no saying anything to him either. He then takes my sound bar and starts pumping crazy loud screamer music. I was going crazy. After begging him to leave. He wants to play PC games. But finally at 7 PM he asks me if I want to smoke some weed? I was like NAAAAH dude. And he finally left. And that is the day I quit Weed, Alcohol and partying. Not worth it.
I mean, weed doesn't make you act that way, but being a piece of shit will lol. What a weirdo.
dude the fact you let it drag this long makes me more pissed off at you then the person who didnt leave
how tf do you let thst shit drag out for so long ?
This channel is too real, no wonder ot hasn't exploded yet
growing up in a rural area where our parents were more concerned about drunk/tired driving than us staying away for the night, this is totally normal (well not his behaviour, but that he's staying for the night)
Do you need to like, stay here tonight?"
-Sun clearly coming in through window-
i think it's so gross to sleep in mommy's bed 🤮
can i sleep in daddys instead 🤤😛
Ok checkmark
Amogus
@@Smash67 bruh
this is like having kids, only they dont leave at all
I've been attacked.
This is why I’m an introvert.
i really needed the laughs rn. please keep making videos
“Where do you keep your ziplock bags” *cuts away from ripped off cupboard*
I unironically did this once, I bought that little plug-in Nintendo with all the classic games loaded on to play with the other party nerds. We played some games and people gradually left the group to socialise... Except me. I got absorbed in Castlevania and kept playing and playing ignoring everyone (not being rude just getting business done) and people kept leaving I didn't notice. The girls who lived there found me deep in Castlevania and they tell me everyone's gone... I felt so embarrassed. It was my first interaction with this people they must have thought I was a socially awkward gamer or something.
🤓nerd
"they must have thought I was a socially awkward gamer or something"
Bruh, you WERE a socially awkward gamer. You're in denial.
Earth has it right here bro
Bruh
@@gliixo earf is truth
Another funny ass video brother!!!!! Keep em comin!!!!
Some super awkward skitz would be hilarious!!!!
Thanks man! I’m always awkward, but I’ll try to show it more 🤠
@@RyanTheLeader lol i see that!! Thats what makes you so great!!!!
lol. “the laundry’s free here.” 😝
oh, and nice socks!
This was the longest 5 minutes of my life.
"I have to go to work in the morning"
"Never been there"
2:36 is your name Wyatt?? 🤣🤣🤣got me geeked
This is literally Todd Chavez in a nutshell but without his crazy ideas XD
i love how passive the camera man is
funniest morning after a homeparty: i was going down the stairs (by the way, it wasn't my party and i didn't knew anyone) and i saw two dudes sharing the couch, sleepin, three other dudes slept on the flor, without blankets or anything. just on the flor. they woke up, as i went down and i didn't know what to do, cause all people looked at me like "who is that and since when where she on the party?" so i just said "hey guys! does anyone want a coffee?"
1:48 “Why did you turn that light off?”
BeCaUsE tHe SuN iS lEgIt OuT
2:03 at least he offers to help with the cleaning
this is so frustrating to watch omg
This is an individual who has given me great anxiety for a random Sunday at 4 in the morning
As a person named Wyatt, i feel called out and attacked
The helping out w the chores because of guilt is sooo accurate 🤣🤣
You have to always be nice to your guests no matter what because you never know if they are a Greek god in disguise.
That Xbox line gave me “you have this system? You should play COD/(insert latest LEGO game)/FIFA/NBA2Kwhatever/Madden” flashbacks.
"You have a job? That's so sick, I don't have one of those" LOL
This is like the nicest intruder ever. My friends aren't even as nice
The worst type of person
This , cherdleys and trevor wallace are the best channel ever
Dude living together’s gonna be sick
*tight
The Kyle energy is high in this one
Uber? I don't know what that is- I've never been there.
Nice reference.
"mom wont let me smoke in the house so I'm homeless" every 15 year old.. lmao
“You can’t just- stop smoking weed”
Flashback about a rapper i let in to my home studio who stayed for two days without asking. Just asking for way too much way too soon trying to be my best friend but then also being passive aggressive.I had to kick him out saying i have class and he just started talking at the door for almost another hour. I had to take sleeping pills and tell him they’re kicking in and closed the door on him. Later dude spam calls me nonstop so i had to block him. These people are somewhere on the narcissism spectrum and are looking for you to enable them. They have pretty bad self awareness
Growing up in uncles houses I know that feeling ...
How come?
@@bendover2684 my parents lived in mexico, uncles in the US so they kind of had to get used to me
we all know a person like this 🤣
"We should probably start cleaning before mum get's back" dead.
"whyd you turn the light off?" bwahaha
same thing with people who stay at the dinner table after finished eating just to fucking talk.
"Thanks for lettin' me do this, man" fuck that hit hard.
This invokes an unknown amount of rage in me.
now i know what they thinking of me whole time.. thanks leader
1:25
"Are these handmade? Grandma?"
So this is what the after party is, huh thought it'd be way more lit.
I told a dud, that he could stay at my place when he needed to find a job and this pretty much happend lol