How To Say "TOILET PAPER!" in 21 Different Languages
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- Опубліковано 25 бер 2020
- Toilet paper has become more important than ever. Now that we're in quarantine, we all need it. So I decided to translate it into different languages.
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#lingualizer #howtosay #toiletpaper - Розваги
How to say Toilet Paper in my Language:
1. ERROR 404: Toilet Paper not Found
Which country are you from?
Hand paper
Ok
we speak the same language
Hi Italian boy
90%-English
9%-rest of the world
1%-Polish
Wszyscy Polacy
👇 nie zmuszam
Edit: OMG 4 dni temu i 1 tyś łapek QwQ
Edit: serio ?! 1,2 tyś? Dziękuję UwU
Edit: ej no tego się nie spodziewałam 1,4 tyś!? Dziękuję ❤
Ciągle te Kurwa co nei
Nwm czemu ale zawsze mnie smieszy jak mowi coś po polsk
Dejam ziomeczku
No prawda
@@xdonatcik3247 mnie też to denerwuje
0:15 Portuguese
00:17 Hungarian
00:21 Austrian German
00:30 Spanich
00:35 Russian
00:42 Turkish
00:50 German
00:58 Latvian
01:02 Filipino
01:09 Croatian
01:11 Bosnian
01:12 Czech
01:14 Serbian
01:24 Swedish
01:26 French
01:32 Bulgarian
01:35 Polish
01:40 Italian
01:58 Greek
02:05 Dutch
02:15 Romanian
Spanish (español) no spanich
@@crissybunnysquadlol3482 😂 Ai iubit?
De ce e romania mereu ultima💀
01:35 wtf POLAND doesnt exist i only know kurwa
@@slavisamilicevic4735 💀💀Oh god..
All countries : toilet paper
Greece : Healthy paper
That's how we call it
Αν το έλεγε κ**όχαρτο θα έσκαγα στα γέλια γιατί εμείς στον Έβρο κάποιες φορές το λέμε έτσι XD
Κωλοχαρτο 😂😂😂😂
Polish-PAPIER TOALETOWY
Romanian: hygenical paper
@@yodamaster445 same for Spain and Italy... And I think also for some other lenguage
Poland without "kur*a" is like
Toilet without toilet paper.
XD siema
No, I am from another slavic country - Poland.
@@beet_the_beetroot ok
No wsm
@@beet_the_beetroot Kurwa
Lol xd
Say "Poland"
Everyone : Poland
Lingualizer : Kurwa
Thanks for 200 likes :3
This is my record of likes (300+
Yep
Musztard ฅ'ω'ฅ to się zgadza
It's not funny
In polish "Kurwa" = "whore"
553* bravo
Bulgaria: kurwa!
Me, a Polish person: 😐
sup bro
Not pleasantly
Dlaczego my T-T
My friend Is Polish
Me, a Bulgarian: ...Nice
Who is from KURWA?
I"m
Oh KuRwA
ja kurwa
Kurwa means fu**
Me xD
In polish we call it "sraj taśma" - "shit tape"
Yup
Bardzo
Co-
Nie tylko zjeby tak mowia 😁
Tak było
“We’re going to throw this roll of toilet paper”
Poland: KURWA!?
Orkę zwisa
@@anetaz8835 syna diabła orka zakolczykowanego
что?
Bfdi bubble :/
I like when you say " Dracula ... I mean Dragostea... I mean Romania !" 😂😂😂😂😂
I am romanian and that is absolutely annoying to me, but I love his vids except when he says those words
@@randomperson-ic9pe Long live Socialist Republic of Romania!
@@randomperson-ic9pe Republica Socialista Romania
@@milosstepanovic4299 That country is gone
Ieu sunt român
Hungary: Austria my best friend
Poland: Wait that's illegal!
Hungary is brother/neigbour of Romania (my contry)
*Polak węgier dwa bratanki intensifies*
It's actually a funny joke (I'm Hungarian UwU)
Co?
You illegal dude
Ty nielegalny gościu
Now word "Poland" is changing to word "Kurwa"
Im from kurwa
I like your profile photo
xddddd
Jebac disa
@@zxrios3788 jd
Здарова, у тебя Путин на аватарке.
Cześć, masz Putina na zdjęciu profilowym.
Извините, польский не знаю, поэтому Google Translater)
0:14 Portuguese/Português
0:18 Hungarian/Magyar
0:22 Austrian German/Österreichisches Deutsch
0:30 Spanish/Español
0:35 Russian/Русский
0:42 Turkish/Türkçe
0:49 German/Deutsch
0:57 Latvian/Latviešu
1:02 Filipino/Filipino
1:09 Croatian/Hrvatski
1:11 Bosnian/Bosanski
1:12 Czech/Čeština
1:13 Serbian/Srpski
1:22 Swedish/Svenska
1:25 French/Français
1:32 Bulgarian/български
1:35 Polish/Polski
1:40 Italian/Italiano
1:56 Greek/Ελληνικά
2:05 Dutch/Nederlands
2:14 Romanian/Română
Danle :p
Do you realize that philippines is only Asian country (not including turkey)
From România 🇷🇴🇷🇴
CSAK A MAGYAR
Respect bro
Hungary: Austria, my best friend!
Poland: That's okay, Hungary and us are more than best friends. We are brothers!
Adom
Hali magyarok
Yes
Ez jó. 😁
Hm..I am the only one person who are from poland and answer this comment
As a Turkish person I laughed exactly like this 0:47
Tak, nie tylko ty jesteś z Polski tyle jest nas tu Polaków 🇵🇱 KURWA🇵🇱
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Właśnie. Polacy łączmy się. My nie jesteśmy od niego gorsi. Nie pozwolimy mu na przeklinaniebw naszym języku!!!
@@wierzbamichuuu Zgadzam się z tobą
1:34 xd
My jesteśmy wszędzie 😁
14 MSP 14 MSP Polska siła
Why was this so funny though lmao
The unexpected yet expected ”kurwa” killed me. Just the tone and all. Also ”mmmhm”
الإيطالية كانت مضحكة جدا
Ha valaki el olvassa ezt annak adok 100 dollárt
POLISH KURWA
Heh kto z polski?
@@raccooncakes616 pozdro
@@raccooncakes616 przykre ze kojarzą nas tylko z jednego słowa
Russian,Turkish,german goes in a line
Me being a half russian half turkish learning german:👁👅👁
Half russian half turkish really cool im turkish
0:34 Türk arkadaşlarım çok beklemeyin diye🇹🇷 Baya iyi diyebildi😂
Biraz😓
Eeeeeeee... What?
aynen
çok kötü söyledi adam
Söyleyemedi ama olsun türkçede 'ü' harfi olduğu için afallıyor
In Poland we say “Włochy” and not Italia
W punkt.
jebac disa
That's not even similar to the other lenguages
@Banan srajtaśma
@Banan ale za to jaka piękna
1:19 - "O boże!"
Are you from Poland or you're just kidding?
He (and the rest of the gang) is saying "oh god"
ja from poland kurwa mam dowody XD
Im from 🇭🇷 and its Ž (O MOJ BOŽE)
Łączmy się w "kurwa"
Romania when was almost called Dragostea and Dracula:
Am i a joke to you?
Poland when called kurwa:
yes
I am in Romania
:)
@@justmenothingelse109 Ghici ce, și eu sunt Olteanu și știu română (nu e un insult dacă așa pare)
0:20 Poland: what do you mean :(
Im from poland
Hungary's best friend is Poland 🇭🇺❤️🇵🇱
love poland from hungary
When you was saying "Italia" in Polish should say "WŁOCHY" instead.
Actually "Italia" is also used in polish language
No tak nie umi polski mówi italia a ro Są WŁOCHY
Miłosz Mikrut sono italiano...
@@donpedro3374 i from poland and no one is using Word italy
JEBAĆ DISSA
Your turkish aksan is really really good OMFG " Tuvalet kağıdı " 😂
Other countries: Spain, France, Romania
Poland: *KURWA*
Viva español
KURWA MAĆ
You dont know what that means in romanian....
@@stefanuku9233 in sfarsit cineva zice asta
1:17 he just said "o Boże" which means oh god in Polish
Nom nie tylko w Polsce się mówi 'o boże'
O bože means oh god in serbian too
Thats mean too in croatia
minionek247 вообще то он на русском сказал о боже
O Bože in Serbian is og God too.
🇭🇷: toaletni papir
🇧🇦: toaletni papir
🇨🇿: Toaletní papír
🇷🇸: Тоалет папири
Přesně
Toalet papir ili wc papir na srpskom
🇷🇺: ТУАЛЕТНАЯ БУМАГА
Přesně
Ale jako radši řeknu HAJZL PAPÍR
Hello lingualizer, i'm Italian and i have to say 'vaffanculo' because it's 'Carta Igénica' not 'Carta Igeníca'😂😂Mario greet you, ciaooo
Igiènica*
Italy: Vaffanculo coronavirus! Ti odio!
*CARTA IGENICA* !
sei italiana?
@@riccardocollu9125 si 🇮🇹
Anche io🇮🇹
Idem
Papier toaletowy KURWA! 1:34
Tak
srajtaśma
KURŁA
"and the last one is Drac- I mean Dragost- I mean romania"
Cu siguranță
Si eu:)
Si euu
România forță 💪😂
Every romanian:
Am i a joke to you?
Sunt o gluma pentru tine?
nobody:
not even univers:
russia: *cyka blyt*
Düde , your videos are hillarious 😄
Nobody:
Seriusly nobody:
Absoluty nobody:
Polish people: KURWA!
Polend be like
N O (im Polish)
No one:
Not a single language:
Langulizer: Drecula-
Dragostea-
I mean Romania
Me (Romanian): I thought you like Romania :(
yes, why are you treating Romania like garbage???
I hope you guys are joking. If not, why do Romanians always get so offended by non-offensive stereotypes? He has even tried learning some basic Romanian in one video, he likes our country.
THat was a joke characterized by some popular memes and he loves romania really much, making videos about it.
What is romania? Its a drink or sth?😂
@@akosklr lmao
romani: AM I A JOKE TO YOU ?
Lingualizer : amm. I will see you in next video! bye
romani :
Nice,Good to be a roumanian!
Nu?
Eu
romania not romani
E
0:43
Lingualizer:Tuvaleç kağygıdı
Turkish:Tu-Va-Let-Ka-gı-dı
Forza Italia Im italian and wash my hand in italian say 'mi lavo le mani'
Vaffanculo CoronaVirus, ti odio porca miseria! Carta igienica
@@lorenzolucchetta2603 😂
Italia nel cuore ,insieme ce la faremo !
Ce la faremo porco cazzo
Io non vi spero
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have no toilet paper
Neither do you
Haha
why did you not do neither do you? That rhymes way better
And I do
I don't need it,we use whis pipe in our country
i have 20 rolls left
1:09
Montegro: *sitting in the corner of the room*
2:17 yeeeeeessssss.This is what i was waiting forrrrrr and you said ,, hârtie" corectly, whit the ,,â" .Greaaaaat
E cărturar omu'.
Fratele meuuuuuuuuuuuu
When you're romanian and you waited till the end for him to say:
Dracul-
Dragost-
I mean-
Romania❤️😂
🤣 i fell u
😂🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🔝💪🏻
Dar totuși a pronunțat hârtie igienică bine
@@dollyvlla8752 impecabil
Lol right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:20 wow you say it in polish
I kozak :)
@@Aksseba slavs sux
And it in bulgarian
Its same
@@GK-fc8bu yes
0:20
poland: am I a joke to you?
At 1:41 when he said 'carta igienica' i laughed so hard xD
In my country 'carta' means letter LOL
"Wash hands!" in hungarian: "Moss kezet!" or "Mosd meg a kezed!"
Bartos
kérjük idősebb honfitársainkat: maradjanak otthon!!
@@tiktokfantaziatar6558 Győrfit a világnak
هل أنت من أوروبا؟
Vagy @Lecsó051 hamár Bartos a profilképed akkor legyen "mossá kezet úgy bizony da!"
But I was... I was- WATCHING KAZOO KID!!!!
Na it can wait you’re more important
You're my special friend.
@@lecso0519 Mi az a Bartos fénykép????
@@lecso0519 xDDD
Lingualizer: and the last one is Dracula.. ah I mean dragostea.... ah ah I mean Romania
Ok I know I late a bit, butttttt when he said "o bože" he deserved my sub. That was more than prefect
"Hmm, digga geil, Klopapier" 0:51 xD
P.S: Ich mag deine Videos und dein Content :)
Aja
@@bloominginthemud deutsch is ziemlich schwierig für andere glaube ich
Bum LP nicht unbedingt du musst nur 4 Zeitformen lernen
@@nerevarchthn6860 und welchen Artikel du verwenden musst wir haben ja 6 😂
Translate: I love your videos and content :) did i translated right 😂 (im from serbia and im learning german language)
1:35 O Boże Hahaha
My native language 🇵🇱😂
Ta ale wiesz że Słowacy też mówią "o Boże"?
@@januszem8397 Ta, ale wiesz, że gdybyś kliknął w minutę którą podał to zrozumiałbyś o co mu chodzi,, a tak to bredzisz?
@@januszem8397 Wszyscy Słowianie tak mówią
@@andrzejdobrowolski9523 właśnie
Ale nie Czesi bo oni myślom że boga niema 🤣😂
*Drops the roll* Ooo Bože... LMFAO
1:03 "tisyu paper" how accurate.
1:40 Poles call Italy "Włochy".
Italia is more rare.
Searched for that comment
True,nice Polish 😄
2:00 this is the formal name of toilet paper. In greece we use to call it "κωλόχαρτο"
True αλλά εν εμπορπύσε να το πεί είμαι Κύπριος btw
Doesn’t that literally mean ass paper
@@jaif7327 yes it does but ξέρουμε ότι είσαι Έλληνας
Italian said : "Fuck you coronavirus, I hat you. Toilet paper."
Me : Wtf?
"Austria,my best friend"😂
Jó sok magyar van itt
@@boglarkabanka7749 az biztos 😂
Polish people:
We use *kurwa* the most.
Czech people:
*HoLd My BeEr*
Prawda żE kurwa
Ja jestem kurwa z Polski i jestem kurwa dumny
@@onix_zwyczajny6563 kurwa pravda :D
Kurva ne asi
Kurwa to Czeskie slowo
Kurva je České slovo
Kurwa is a Czech word
Chichichi mje niezastawicie chichichichichi
Ah, yes. The slavic languages. Greetings from Czech republic
Ahoj
Hello , i am czech . Strč prst skrz krk
Croatia, Zagreb❤️ Prague,Czech Republic
Bosnia here 🙋🏽♀️ greetings my friend
XD ahoj
All people : Paper and alternative
Turkey : kagit
Can you make videos of you saying how to say hello in the 11 national languages of South Africa, I always feel left out in all your videos 😄
At Greece we say ''κολωχαρτο''
Ναι σιγά μην έλεγε και ποποχαρτο
Language of gods
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Аилтельжьдм
1:19
O BOŽE😂😂
OMG WHEN HE SAID: “suka blyat” and im russian- 😂😂
Hahaha, me too
Ooo, hi, i'm not alone here
A new word to Translate: stay away from each other
99,9%-другие языки:
*комментарии про курву*
0,1%-русские:
1:19 О БОЖЕ
Srpski
O boże*
Die hausaufgabe
Это Сербский.
@@Ogi88 💵💳
You are which country sir,
1:19 "O bože"
"Ey digga veil Toilettenpapier " 🤣
Ja krass digga😂
Paper in most of the languages: paper;
Paper in Italian: CARTA...
In greek too: Chartie (χαρτί)
@Sebastian Luches Bernardi too many information pls stop
Lo dice un italiano
Problemi?
Hai per caso qualcosa in contrario riguardo la carta?
1:08 letssss goooo Toaletni papir
0:42
*In Romanian : Hârtie Igienică*
Adevărat
Adv
Hello! Am dat si eu de romani:)
Salut
Adv
*0:46** This time without an “Ü” :D*
I'm German you said:,,ey digga!" so funny man 😂
Ja hahah aber wieso sagt er nicht Toilettenpapier
@@selinacht1223 Das klingt zu langweilig hahaha
0:18 Your pronounce is so good! You should come down to our country
1:40 epic! 😂😂Greeting from Italy! 🇮🇹Ciao!
ha fatto sorridere anche a me😅
Ciao fanculo al coronavirus😂🤣😂🤣
Ciao!, but im not Italian
Peccato per l'accento😂
Ma cosa centra il coronavirus con la carta igienica
I from Slovakia 🔥 👌
Czech 👌🔥
Polska 👊
Asla Vazgeçmem ❤️❤️ its the best movie. greetings from Poland 🇵🇱🇹🇷
Czech
"carta Ígienica" Adoro 😂😂❤
Indonesia:Toilet paper? Huh? We use water here ;-;
Kurwa!
Papier toaletowy
Nie sraj taśma
The most well known Greek translation for toilet paper is koloharto
😂
1:42
translation:
Fuck coronavirus, I hate you,hell... Hygienic paper
Okaay😂
1:29 France is angry at croissant, 1:42 and Italia hates Covid
Make video "How to say Greece in every language"
Serbian/Croatian/Bosnian/Montenegrin:Grčka/Грчка
Czechia/Czech republic:Řecko
Yeees i am from Greece!!!
@@kalliopipiteni5857 3ος Έλληνας! Ναι!
ΕΛΛΗΝΊΔΑ
Hahaha the way he said "o moj boze"hahahahhaahha bravo
Best wishes from Poland KURWA 🇵🇱❤️
Zna on da priča srpski, ne brini se
1:19
"o boże"
Pog
1:35 - Papier kurwaletowy. :D
Hello everyone... Have a nice quarantine day❤️
Ναι 2 Έλληνες στο Βίντεο
@@wowfriendship1676 take a report
@@Noname-ov6vr Τώρα 3εις 😂😂😂
2:04 isn’t supposed to be “charti ychias” since whenever gamma is surrounded by vowels the sound changes to a soft g sound?
1:55
Normal czech ppl: Toaletní papír, Toaleťák, Záchodový papír etc.
Me: Hajzlák
1:08 One could add the Ukrainian language to the rest buddies :D In Ukrainian, 'toilet paper' sounds almost the same way -- 'туалетний папір' (latinized: 'tualetnyi papir').
🇺🇦
The Hungarian one sound almost like I would say it in Swiss German 😂
Thank you
0:40 turtiya demiş türkiye olcak bide arada geçen konuşmayı biri söyleyebilir mi?
1:35 Polish (Papier Toaletowy)
Like jos oot suomalainen! 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
👇🏻 Edit:kiitti likeistä!
Mä laitan kaikkiin suomalaisiin kommenteihin liken
Kyllä perkele
Suomi perkele!!!!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶💙🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮💙🥶🇫🇮💙💙🇫🇮🥶🥶💙💙💙💙💙🥶🇫🇮🥶🇫🇮🥶🥶🇫🇮💙🇫🇮💙🇫🇮💙🥶🇫🇮🥶🥶🥶💙💙💙🇫🇮🥶🇫🇮🥶🇫🇮🥶🇫🇮💙🥶🇫🇮🥶🇫🇮💙🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
Uh perkele Suomen kieltä ei ollut tässä videossa
Ylensankiapriha 🇫🇮🇫🇮 5/5
Joo
Hi, I’m Romanian and i really appreciate your positivity towards our country. The jokes you make are actually funny and I don’t mind them. I just wanted to say that you made my day and perhaps all my days. Anyways I really enjoy your videos and looking forward to seeing the next one.
I second this ^