Who Would We Blank, Marry, or Kill? (Board AF)
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2021
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“You just marry your mom real quick”
-Noah Grossman 2021
Hey it didn't say you couldn't immeadiately divorce your mom or anull your marriage to your mom
That was really gross, man.
@@meghanhammond8167 I mean, i also picked become your mom, bc its an interesting perspective, and who wants to marry or kill their mom?
But like.. only the government and your undying cringe would know if you got court-married & annulled it in a week. You could have someone else do the two sets of paperwork so you dont even have to be aware. "real quick" 🤣
I'd kill my mom so I could turn into Spiderman every full moon, she'd understand.
This episode should’ve been called “We Gently Bully Keith Until He Finally Agrees to Watch Star Wars”
"We gently bully Keith until Noah says something and we all turn on him."
"power."
"But he's 100ft tall?"
"more power."
Immeasurable height?
"Unlimited power!"
"I would hate to walk in on my parents having sex with the kool aid man" Keith Leak Jr, 2021
Implying that he might be ok with walking in on his parents having sex with anyone else
I can only imagine the Kool Aid man saying, "Oh yeah!"
Ian: " I thought that would be too Alabama"
Noah, a few minutes later: " *Marry your mom real quick* "
Keith playing this looking like he's at the World Poker Tour with that hat & glasses combo is the funniest thing of all
@@darthvidar-spiller5343 some actually do, although they wear sunglasses.
The Card Counter (2021)
He has enough charisma to make it too
"Woah you would be Santa Pope? That would be like, Catholics and Christians!" - Grossman, N. (2021)
😂😂😂
"I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND GOD ON MY SIDE"
In fairness, it is an significant distinction.
@@shyfrog3731 It's literally, by definition, not a significant distinction. LOL
@@trashcandy. ya, only BARELY significant enough to fight literal wars over the distinction. That said, I agree with you, they're basically the same, but certainly to certain people it's the most significant distinction of all time
Keith saying “I don’t think we should be friends” to Noah killed me😂😂
Ian looks five years younger when he shaves it’s a little unsettling
He definitely looks very different. I was gonna say he lost weight lol
@@sliceofsparta8985 yeah, thought he lost weight 👀
@@GoldGiggler I think it may be a bit of both 🤔
Lol he looks like Link
@@stephanie7142 They're clones from a slightly skewed dimension. White man with side part and glasses.
Super glad to see Keith is back and looking healthy!
Lighting mcqeen isn’t that bad, he’s ignorant but his conscience eventually won him the piston cup
Yes I choose to not spell it correctly
They said that McQueen wouldn’t have any skin, but he doesn’t have skin in the first place...
Wait- he did WHAT in his cup???
@@batterybroken lmfao thats funny hahahaha
@@batterybroken oh my god. I just now got it
After all this time, we're still no closer to understanding Noah Grossman
“I would hate to walk in on my parents having sex with the Kool-Aid man” is a phrase I definitely wasn’t ready to hear today
I know Keith is getting back in a more Smosh videos but I’m beyond happy to see Keith in a board AF video because he’s not in them a lot.
It’s so good to see him healthy again
@@twite5462 healthy again ? What happened ?
@@Jewelzbabiii cancer happened
@@Jewelzbabiii I believe he either had stomach cancer, or a tumor in his stomach
Ian is slowly morphing into Link Neal before our very eyes.
The Mythical buyout was actually a long-con by Ian to usurp the whole conglomerate. Don't tell anyone.
I wanna defend Noah saying he'd marry his momm. Marriage is just a piece of paper and legal status. It's not like he'd have to be intimate with her. That's why in the traditional game Fuck and Marry are two different things. If this was traditional y'all woulda picked to marry your moms unless you outright hated her and would kill her.
I have the game and the rules specifically say you must be in a relationship with whoever you choose to "marry" Although, admittedly, turning into your mom is also really discomforting and they completely ignored that when Noah brought it up. Honestly, I would have no idea what to go with for that round
Noah is the embodiment of pure chaos and I'm here for it
They need to make a shirt with Noah on it asking "will you marry my mom?" Lol
Best part when Ian’s face is lightning McQueen “kachow”
The way Ian looks at Keith at 14:29 is everything to me. 😂
Giiiiirl, don’t marry Cupid. He’d be too busy worrying about everybody else’s relationships instead of yours.
Damn!
This group is literally the cool seniors at school that everyone wants to be friends with
Also did anyone else wonder why there were so many Disney related references? Lol
None of them seem like they would have been “cool” in highschool lmfao. maybe keith.
@@Boundless-Boredom in their highschool outfit video, I'm pretty sure they said Keith is a pretty popular student, though I might be remembering wrong
As a Sith it would be in Saige’s nature to marry Vader first to get his guard down and then murder him in his sleep. Also Saige’s Sith name would be “Lady Squeekius”.
Sith Sage
That's Darth Squeekius to you!
@@SapphireDragon357 I wasn’t aware of female Sith with the Darth title but I looked it up and indeed it is a thing. I stand corrected!
title should have been "Blank Marry Kill, aka Noah's weird kinks.
Keith's face when he said "no." to saige's star wars proposal lmaoo
Seeing Keith and sage in contrast is fing hilarious, I want more sage and Keith content lollll
Ian low-key a memelord. I love to see Noah and Keith together
The Kool-Aid man in prison because you can start a prison break just by saying Oh No! 3 Times.
Noah's basically saying marriage is just paper work. It only has as much meaning as we give to it. You can be married to someone you never see again. I honestly agree with him. Become Spiderman.
Those last 5 seconds were some of the most hilarious I've ever seen on a smosh channel omfg Sage 😭
Smosh for breakfast. Cause it’s the most important meal of the day.
I would have rap battled The Rock if he makes you better at everything when you’re around him. That means you’d probably win. Lol.
And how well can he rap if he's always doing a bad impression of your rapping?
@Madelyne Whiteman @@SapphireDragon357 This was an underappreciated train of thought, damn!
You guys are so clever!
Noah surprises me every 2 weeks and you all know why.
I love Saige’s face during the whole Keith marrying Peewee Herman thing. She’s like “maybe not the best PR move….”
Yo you should've seen the live stream. Shit got HEATED
Well we need the Sage becoming Santa and the pope skit
Y'all's videos lift my spirits. I hope y'all enjoy making them. Thank you!
'Thomas the Tank Engine can fly' gives me horror flashbacks to that one modded version of Skyrim that Shayne and Damien played a loongggg time ago 😂
There is a character in Thomas and Friends that canonically uses her magic to keep two worlds alive while driving on the railroad between them called the "magic railroad" so time travel is not far off from what those trains can actually do.
Im sorry, what? I was not made aware of this absolute terror of lore
@@Babyteef Her name was Lady and I can never state enough how much cursed knowledge I have because of my brother
Sage: "When pee wee Herman dies you also die,"
Also Sage: "I think you'd kill Pee wee"
I thought she was playing the auto kill card smartly one a character she didn't pick for kill... Was she hoping Kieth wanted to die when picking pee wee??
I thought she was thinking that Keith will also turn into a ghost when he dies so that he can be friends with the ghost
Was casually listening to the video while I played my video games on the second monitor ... look over just as the Ian and the editor drop a life changing "ka chow!" *Liked*
Whoever edited that moment at 6:43 needs a raise because i haven’t laughed that hard in a while 😂
I know y'all probably get this a lot, but this channel and all of you really just make my day. Even on those especially hard days (like today), I usually end up watching Smosh videos to make myself feel like a person again. So thank you for making me smile today (and lots of other days too)!
Ian looks great and little bit younger in this video actually. Idk if he shaved/did something with his hair, but it really works for him
The last five seconds of this video is just incredible
I cannot explain the serotonin the smosh editing gives me.
I had a really bad day today and put this on to watch while I ate dinner and immediately got a smile on my face, thank you guys ❤️
"It's a great shot, through the window, .50 cal, anything like that: You got it." -Noah
I think Ian would have picked the ghost as his only friend. After all, he starred in the movie “Ghostmates”!
I thought for sure that first round would be a clean 3/3 all around sweep, even without any modifiers. It's wild to see how different people approach each round and that is a lot of fun.
ok dont kill me but im with noah on the mom thing. just cause you're legally married doesnt mean you have to do anything or even live together. you dont even have to kiss on your wedding day to get married you just have to do the legal stuff.
I totally agree. It’s the most logical choice especially considering that the only alternatives are to kill or temporarily become her each full moon.
No no, let's hear Noah out lol
For real though, I think he's thinking in the realm of "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" or something -- health insurance ain't universal yet, y'know? marrying for the papers and nothing else... I can see the angle, but no way any court would approve it IRL jaja Noah's wild though - have at it, Noah :P
“A little too Alabama” its sad and slightly,sorta,really gross how accurate that is 😂
SMOSH roasting all my favorite things as a child was so funny to watch!
Chaos ensues whenever you play F**k, Marry, Kill 😂
Noah: " you just marry your mom right quick"
Sweet home Alabama plays in the background!
Notifications that smosh have uploaded, always makes my day.
Ian highkey looks really good in this video 🥺❤️
I love seeing the edits after seeing it live!
I agree, Noah! Yours were the best thought-out 👌
wow i haven’t been this early since the smosh summer camp version of this
I think we would all appreciate a video of Noah's mom reacting to this video.
I love that most all of my answers matched theirs lol
7:13 I'm having flashbacks from that one film theory episode where he said all the cars are bugs XD
Nice to see Keith again!
Has Ian been hitting the gym? you can tell he's gotten into a little better shape in this, especially around the face and jawline. if so, kudos my dude!
8:00 Terrifying monster version of your clone.. Noah already sees a monster inside, what could be worse.. *kills it with fire*
Just gotta say, go check out their Twitch channel! You get to see soooo much more of the best parts! It's in the description!
I can't believe no one thought share a prison cell with the Kool-Aid man, my very first thought was he can bust through walls!
I'd kiss Ian's hand. LIKE THE KING DESERVES!
Sage and I were on the same page for 90% of these, I did not expect that.
It is really cool they got Link to be on an episode.
“Kachow brother” -Ian
Look at the amount of people who would kiss Ian.
You kill Santa by doing it Home Alone style on Christmas
Smosh games really completes my day
Ian’s slowly turning into Link from GMM
I agree with Noah. The legal partnership with my mum is well worth it.
i'm with Noah, y'all are weird - marriage is just paper, you don't have to do anything... wtf why would you choose to physically turn into your mother, THAT'S unacceptable!
Why? If all you can think about is dirty things while being your mom that's on you.
@@kaldo_kaldo what if your dad wants to get intimate that day?
@@dylanstapleton4962 I find it weird that you bring that up implying that the mother usually doesn't have the right to just say no.
@@akiabowens5395 where did I imply that?
Aww. Saige just really wanted to show Keith how amazing star wars is. 🥺❤️
Never disrespect the mouse, send in the nanobots target noah
Keith's sound effects just add to the situations.
Whhhyyyyyy is Ian giving me serious Link vibes right now?
Super funny episode, but like I got to say... Lightning McQueen is a talking car, I would argue that he already doesn't have any skin. Cause, you know, he's a car.
This game is so fun and I would love to play this in college. Where can I buy “Blank, marry and kill”
Probably Amazon I think. It’s where I get games that they play here
Ian looks so good still it’s amazing.
Ian's dad is gonna try to holler at him at least once a month xD
Honestly The Rock doing a bad impression of you was just kinda the rock
The fact that Oscar Isaac was downgraded to “also from Star Wars” hurts my soul
Same. Personally, I sorta forget he's even in Star Wars because he's done so much more, and better, stuff than that role.
Someone get on making fan art of 10 story tall Vader with his usual normal sized lightsaber XD
I'm so glad all of them agree on marrying the polar bear, like we so going to be like gay penguin couple and kidnap all the unwanted cubs and raise them.
When Noah chose to marry her mother than be her every full moon 🤣 Noah's argument is valid. Period
When you so early, that it only been ten seconds since upload
yess when a weird drawfee drawing gets a shoutout 10/10 they are moving up in the world!
Who wouldn't wanna time travel with Da Vinky?
Keith should have time traveled with da Vinci because it’s link, and Ian is Michelangelo, Rhett is Donatello and Anthony is Raphael… erb
"Angelina Jolie spider-man your mom"
Why somehow this make a sentence and i feel weird about it. 🤣
Saige's whistle laugh is adorable
Santa: Naughty
Pope: Off to Inferno
Polar: Arr?!
Keep Up the Great Work
i fully agree with noah’s choice ab Lightning McQueen and bill nye and shit lmao