Captioned seals (two sea doggos)

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  • Опубліковано 3 вер 2021
  • Original video by Jesse DeVoe:
    • Pup Buds
    Remeber to support scientists studying the weddell seals
    weddellsealscience.com/index.html
    Captions made using Shotcut

КОМЕНТАРІ • 624

  • @gliscornumber151
    @gliscornumber151 2 роки тому +2323

    Me: I have a high end sense of humor
    Seal: ur mom
    Me: *dies of laughter*

  • @amethystrose2671
    @amethystrose2671 2 роки тому +1289

    Sometimes I wish I was a seal.
    No stress
    No sadness
    No worries
    Just *Geh*

  • @fvhloof
    @fvhloof 2 роки тому +2748

    these two have a 12 year old's sense of humour:
    "gae"
    "ur mum"

  • @eliasvenaas1685
    @eliasvenaas1685 2 роки тому +3487

    I know it's kind of illegal to pet animals when you are studying them to prevent them from becoming dependent or used to humans. But, it must take an absolute IRON WILL not too just squish those little baby fluff chonkos.

    • @Abyssaracnis
      @Abyssaracnis 2 роки тому +298

      @JEREMY BARCEMO thats not going to stop me

    • @edjaedavid6362
      @edjaedavid6362 2 роки тому +9

      @@Abyssaracnis they rape penguins to death

    • @Abyssaracnis
      @Abyssaracnis 2 роки тому +164

      @@edjaedavid6362 i don't think the pups do that, also those aren't the same species of seals, the *ahem* "true" seals found in Antartica are either ross, weddel, crabeater, leopard, elephant seals, and the added bonus of furseals and from the looks of it, these are weddel seals but i could be wrong, and most of the um.. seals having "relations" with penguins seem to be furseals from my very limited research.

    • @thebluephanto7655
      @thebluephanto7655 2 роки тому +37

      @JEREMY BARCEMO I heard a group of them killed Al-Khaeda

    • @joshdangit1612
      @joshdangit1612 2 роки тому +51

      DO YOU HAVE YOUR SEAL PETTING LICENSE?

  • @MegatronEnthusiast
    @MegatronEnthusiast 2 роки тому +442

    “Ur mom” best quote ever, get this pup an Oscar.

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 2 роки тому +4

      Bruh

    • @JonYodice
      @JonYodice 2 роки тому +4

      well hes not black or jewish, so he wont win the oscar

    • @thefinalgirl6907
      @thefinalgirl6907 2 роки тому +3

      @@JonYodice they're literally seals, it's not that deep

  • @Trolleybus13
    @Trolleybus13 2 роки тому +226

    I love how they look like playful children but sound like old people gasping for air

  • @someartguy4177
    @someartguy4177 2 роки тому +97

    0:46 "ooooh yaaaay" 🤣 when seal doggo 2 rolls over into the warm spot left behind by seal 1. My sense of humor must be broken😂

  • @NithyapriyaTTTTT
    @NithyapriyaTTTTT 2 роки тому +771

    The two sea doggos debating very strong points 🤝🤝

  • @imagindigO2
    @imagindigO2 2 роки тому +95

    The “ohhh yeah” absolutely killed me off 😭😂

    • @rockgirl6786
      @rockgirl6786 2 роки тому +7

      Sounds like corrupted Mettaton

  • @dinamirm.9290
    @dinamirm.9290 2 роки тому +629

    12 years later this is gonna get recommended to everyone

  • @kellymues5730
    @kellymues5730 2 роки тому +671

    Seals are the cutest animals in the world the noises they make are so adorable 😍😍

    • @bawlstars7857
      @bawlstars7857 2 роки тому +14

      These are *baby* seals. I'm not so certain you'd say the same when they're adults.

    • @adeliaforsteri3683
      @adeliaforsteri3683 2 роки тому +14

      Except adult male elephant seals......

    • @JustPunn
      @JustPunn 2 роки тому +2

      “Ur mom” he say that🤣

    • @slushiepinkcat7727
      @slushiepinkcat7727 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @JustPunn
      @JustPunn 2 роки тому +2

      @@bawlstars7857 Ye but *some* of them are still cute

  • @mellohighh
    @mellohighh 2 роки тому +243

    THE GEURL ONE HAS ME ROLLING

  • @eldakogallego
    @eldakogallego 2 роки тому +24

    0:46 this "ohhh yeahh" was amazing xD

  • @wobblemind
    @wobblemind 2 роки тому +262

    Based on their pitch, it feels they're going through puberty 🤣💕

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 2 роки тому

      HEART EMOJI!?!?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ohh I know, your search history might be a clue…

    • @wobblemind
      @wobblemind 2 роки тому +9

      @@melonboi186 lol sure, bro

    • @karldoesstuffYT
      @karldoesstuffYT 2 роки тому +7

      @@melonboi186 reddit moment

  • @soluna1679
    @soluna1679 2 роки тому +13

    "GEAH"
    "UR MOM"
    ah yes the sea doggos are indeed making a cultural conversation

  • @simpletutorials2065
    @simpletutorials2065 2 роки тому +10

    These are my three most favorite lines:
    "GEURL"
    "oooooh yaaaay"
    "ur mom"

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 2 роки тому +44

    Rough translation
    "Tonight our revolution against the land walkers begins, then all the fish will be ours"
    "Yes, Brother"

  • @mathewthomas6694
    @mathewthomas6694 2 роки тому +25

    0:07 to 0:10:
    Seal on the right: GREG
    Seal on the left: what
    Seal on the right: GREG
    Seal on the left: WHAT

  • @Gabe-Utseck
    @Gabe-Utseck 2 роки тому +103

    the only animal we can understood emotionally

    • @PsychologicalApparition
      @PsychologicalApparition 2 роки тому +4

      No… dogs, cats, whales, cows…

    • @JG-xm5bd
      @JG-xm5bd 2 роки тому +3

      @@PsychologicalApparition do they make ur mom jokes

    • @PsychologicalApparition
      @PsychologicalApparition 2 роки тому +1

      @@JG-xm5bd Actually, as I understand it: They do! There’s one on UA-cam, if you do a search. Recording a sperm whale’s sonar, researchers deciphered the beast’s message. It was a yo mama joke, no doubt. A very funny one.

    • @JG-xm5bd
      @JG-xm5bd 2 роки тому +2

      @@PsychologicalApparition wow life on earth is amazing

    • @lapantony
      @lapantony 9 місяців тому

      ​@@PsychologicalApparitionCan a dog say "Ur mum" ? Exactly

  • @tylertichoc7330
    @tylertichoc7330 2 роки тому +178

    Seal #1: You're Mom
    Seal #2: Chokes
    Me: Wheezes
    🤣

    • @nela8466
      @nela8466 2 роки тому +7

      this grammar is yes

    • @LLLLLLLLLL138
      @LLLLLLLLLL138 2 роки тому +4

      @@nela8466 so tru

    • @tylertichoc7330
      @tylertichoc7330 2 роки тому

      @@nela8466 I misspelled and used the wrong type of Your didn't I?
      GOD F#$@ DAMNIT! WHY?😆

    • @nela8466
      @nela8466 2 роки тому

      @@tylertichoc7330 You're = You are

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 2 роки тому

      b r u h

  • @Liquid278
    @Liquid278 2 роки тому +8

    That seal really just go
    “ooohh yeah mmm”
    I’m done 💀

  • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
    @MilesTailsProwerfan9 2 роки тому +7

    *looks at camera*
    "Can you believe this guy? Incredible."

  • @birdie3206
    @birdie3206 2 роки тому +15

    Me: I have a highly intellectual sense of humor
    Seal: ur mom
    Also Seal: Gae
    Me: dies of laughter

  • @albearx
    @albearx 2 роки тому +20

    Rolls over
    Ohhhh yeah
    mmmm
    Girl
    Why are you GHE

  • @Nyx_Yippee
    @Nyx_Yippee 2 роки тому +86

    I watched this vid (while having a cold) and when the seal said "your mom"
    i snorted.
    and a snot puddle came out of my nose.
    onto my leg.
    i can breathe freely out of that nostril now, thanks!

  • @MrSkillfish
    @MrSkillfish 2 роки тому +26

    I like how it said Geh which means go/walk in German and then the second seal rolled away

    • @BaxterDragonblood
      @BaxterDragonblood 18 днів тому

      I guess seals speak German, so what does "awgha" mean

  • @millycoreal
    @millycoreal 2 роки тому +52

    I got an eggdog plush and everyone thinks it’s a seal I know why now

    • @dhandharum6040
      @dhandharum6040 2 роки тому +3

      eggdog is cool, but it has seal face lol

  • @chickenniggets9290
    @chickenniggets9290 2 роки тому +52

    Jokes aside,this is the best video i watched today

  • @agirlnamedbrett.
    @agirlnamedbrett. 2 роки тому +39

    Sea Doggos are legitimately the cutest animals to exist on this planet. 🦭❤

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 2 роки тому

      Honestly, I don’t wanna be stupid because of peoples opinions, but I honestly don’t like when people call them sea doggos, because seriously?! They are not even close to dogs, only the fur

    • @AaronGeo
      @AaronGeo Рік тому +2

      ​​@@melonboi186hey're sea bears, literally. It's ironic that bears hunt them.

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 Рік тому

      @@AaronGeo my reply was made a year ago, but agreed

    • @NO_ir777
      @NO_ir777 Рік тому

      ​@@melonboi186 aren't they biologically related? besides they resemble dogs enough

    • @ricaboo9304
      @ricaboo9304 3 місяці тому

      no their just waterbenders

  • @doyoulikesealssealions7652
    @doyoulikesealssealions7652 2 роки тому +60

    Exactly what I searched 😍

  • @Gg2294.-.
    @Gg2294.-. 2 роки тому +10

    This is literally me and my bf trying to find a comfy sleeping position 😂

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 2 роки тому +24

    Omg they looks so soft I want to hug them both 😭😭💞

  • @atbui8935
    @atbui8935 2 роки тому +24

    The voice crack seems legit

  • @msnettleswanasmr4951
    @msnettleswanasmr4951 2 роки тому +40

    She annoys her sibling in purpose. I live this.

  • @user-bi9pu5ic2f
    @user-bi9pu5ic2f 2 роки тому +6

    best part of seal saying ur mom

  • @mitsukisuki698
    @mitsukisuki698 2 роки тому +3

    The camera man/women manage to handle the urge of not squishing those cute fluffy little chonkers-

  • @fvhloof
    @fvhloof 2 роки тому +14

    seal alphabet: gah geh gee goh guh

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 2 роки тому +19

    Egg

  • @michaelbutler1619
    @michaelbutler1619 2 роки тому +4

    Weddell seals are the derps of the ocean.

  • @hellspawnstudios
    @hellspawnstudios 2 роки тому +6

    I still say that early man should have domesticated seals.
    This is why.

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 2 роки тому +4

      They really should've.
      Seals would make such cute pets

    • @captaindemozan2700
      @captaindemozan2700 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine ringing a doorbell and instead of barking you just hear some wet flopping towards the door

    • @Val-ek1xu
      @Val-ek1xu 2 роки тому

      @@captaindemozan2700 this is the most hilarious yet terrifying thing I've read . 😂

  • @SovietOnion111
    @SovietOnion111 2 роки тому +8

    i fackin died when the sea puppo said *YOUR MOM*

  • @ruthblagden6988
    @ruthblagden6988 2 роки тому +2

    Yes please, I'll take both.

  • @Thelocal_guy
    @Thelocal_guy 2 роки тому +13

    Seal is cute and smart they finally know how to speak :D

  • @serpentgoat6875
    @serpentgoat6875 2 роки тому +9

    They always sound like they caught a cold and have a blocked nose. Kinda fitting since they live in incredibly cold climates!

  • @freetousebyjtc
    @freetousebyjtc 2 роки тому +29

    fun fact, in vietnamese seal (hải cẩu) literally means sea dog, with hải = sea and cẩu = dog

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 2 роки тому +2

    ..when the usual topics like 'eggh !' and 'blemph' are off the pan, so you gotta start biting eachother to keep up the conversation..

  • @dinamirm.9290
    @dinamirm.9290 2 роки тому +210

    Theres no way those are real seal sounds

    • @navysealinguardiantank2679
      @navysealinguardiantank2679 2 роки тому +83

      The really sound like that

    • @micanikko
      @micanikko 2 роки тому +54

      they really do make those noises lmfao

    • @shadowsinmymind9
      @shadowsinmymind9 2 роки тому +66

      They also say egg

    • @primepatchara8698
      @primepatchara8698 2 роки тому +40

      @@shadowsinmymind9 d'egg

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +4

      Look up "Hoover the talking seal," lived from 1971 to 1985 and was raised by a New England family. He mimicked their speech.

  • @manino282
    @manino282 2 роки тому +2

    0:46: "ooooooh yeaaaaaa" **turns into seal EX**

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 2 роки тому +3

    Geurh!! Geh!! Exactly! Smartest thing I've heard all day! 😄👍🏻

  • @MintTheProtogen
    @MintTheProtogen 2 роки тому +24

    Great captions, thank you for this service.

  • @randomartistcalledminchi8388
    @randomartistcalledminchi8388 2 роки тому +217

    I wasn't expecting to laugh so much at this part- 0:24

    • @noble654
      @noble654 2 роки тому +17

      *Ur mom*
      *Starts fighting*

  • @TalesKursped
    @TalesKursped 2 роки тому +2

    "your mom"
    YOU SAVAGE

  • @mrgoodygoodygumdrop
    @mrgoodygoodygumdrop 2 роки тому +1

    Then they said "Geh" and I really felt that

  • @bunnies_n_pies
    @bunnies_n_pies 2 роки тому +2

    **ooooohhhhhh yay**
    Had me laughing:>

  • @tockloxx2644
    @tockloxx2644 2 роки тому +5

    The sounds they make remind me of the pufferfish's "æugh"

  • @Gabe-Utseck
    @Gabe-Utseck 2 роки тому +9

    I like how one seal has a deep voice and the other sounding like E.T

  • @mystxry6885
    @mystxry6885 2 роки тому +7

    This is why i love these animals

  • @CertainlyCaro
    @CertainlyCaro 2 роки тому +5

    Finally
    The sequel!

  • @Lordani66
    @Lordani66 2 роки тому +2

    My father to me: "dont eat that loudly"
    Also my father when eating:

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 2 роки тому +2

    When he said "ur mom"
    I felt that

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger 3 місяці тому +1

    This is what happens when two preteens get ahold of dad's beer

  • @maskgod7
    @maskgod7 2 роки тому +5

    The GAH's are the funniest

  • @fachrimahardika1656
    @fachrimahardika1656 6 місяців тому +1

    0:23 good roast lil potat, cutest lil chonk tater

  • @ravenval5046
    @ravenval5046 2 роки тому +4

    bruh he hit him with the 'ur mom'

  • @6VJ9
    @6VJ9 2 роки тому +1

    The seal on right looks like it can't take it anymore and just wanna go rolling on floor

  • @vpopsumov
    @vpopsumov 2 роки тому +1

    You can't look att that without saying :aww:

  • @notthatsomeone
    @notthatsomeone 2 роки тому +3

    I did it.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    0:00 * seals breathing * (later redundant)
    0:01 * chomp *
    0:02 "nom"
    0:03 "gah"
    0:05 "mmmmmmm"
    0:06 "GEH"
    0:08 "gAh"
    0:09 "gaAaa"
    0:10 "AAAAaaa"
    0:11 * seal mortal kombat *
    0:15 (you get the idea)
    0:16 "awgha"
    0:19 "GEAH"
    0:24 "ur mom"
    0:25 * chokes slightly *
    0:27 * MORE SEAL MORTAL KOMBAT *
    0:29 * fighting stops *
    0:36 * looks at the camera *
    0:38 "mmmm"
    0:42 * rolls over slowly *
    0:45 "oooooh yaaaay"
    0:49 "mm"
    0:51 "GEURL"
    0:52 "GEH"
    0:54 * chokes *

    • @notthatsomeone
      @notthatsomeone 2 роки тому

      lol 1 month later im watching this while my computer (NOT a virtual machine) die because of malware and junk files ;-;

  • @astidjewelball6885
    @astidjewelball6885 2 роки тому +9

    This is so so cute. Dont mind me getting puppy eyes.

  • @bwiebertram
    @bwiebertram 2 роки тому +3

    My spirit animal

  • @Mr_skull163
    @Mr_skull163 2 роки тому +2

    Sea dog: UR MOM
    other sea dog: what the hecc

  • @vycmarty5136
    @vycmarty5136 2 роки тому +19

    Oooooooh yaaaaaay........... Bitch
    (yes I heard it)

  • @mmorgulus
    @mmorgulus 2 роки тому +2

    It saves me from my sad mode

  • @R3d_8
    @R3d_8 2 роки тому +1

    It's like watching a David Attenborough show

  • @monkyeborb
    @monkyeborb 2 роки тому +1

    A minute of seals calling each other "GAE"

  • @clarkvelasco4697
    @clarkvelasco4697 2 роки тому +5

    I was watching this during my 10 min break at work and was clucking chuckling like a chicken from the Gahhh and gehh noises the seals were making.

  • @jamesparker7591
    @jamesparker7591 2 роки тому +1

    "ur mom". Seal #2 clearly knows how to insult.

  • @MoonBug182
    @MoonBug182 2 роки тому +2

    In 2033 the sea doggos will be able to speak every language on earth even the language of the gods

  • @madpistol
    @madpistol 2 роки тому +2

    I don't know about ya'll, but the one on the right made some really good points.

  • @fanta4life360
    @fanta4life360 2 роки тому +3

    Alternative title: 2 sea doggos have a really deep conversation about things in life.

  • @auroralshine6176
    @auroralshine6176 2 роки тому +1

    That "ohh yeeeaaaahhh" was the best 'oh yeah' I've seen in these days.

  • @saygeek3753
    @saygeek3753 2 роки тому +1

    Two Navy Seal guy just hanging out in Antarctica

  • @gabriel-de8yv
    @gabriel-de8yv 2 роки тому +1

    Seals sound like old men complaining, I sure am not

  • @CallmeAlexey
    @CallmeAlexey 2 роки тому +1

    i was just watching these adorable seals then one of them said 'ur mom'

  • @seawarshark6674
    @seawarshark6674 2 роки тому +2

    If seal goes extinct. I will loose hope in humanity.

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 2 роки тому +3

    Seals just straight up sounds like babies.

  • @uunknownn
    @uunknownn 2 роки тому +1

    "ur mom"
    is just-
    why-
    why seal why
    that part really got me

  • @Miracle_star134
    @Miracle_star134 2 роки тому +4

    BEAUTIFUL 👁👄👁💅

  • @KaiChisaki1997
    @KaiChisaki1997 2 роки тому +1

    They are so cute

  • @SamanthaTheSonicFan
    @SamanthaTheSonicFan 2 роки тому +2

    Ah, yes, I identify as a GEURL!

  • @sernabeni7142
    @sernabeni7142 2 роки тому +10

    Chomp

  • @sleepygravethesilly
    @sleepygravethesilly 2 роки тому +1

    Lol Cute Seals

  • @user-vk8kk1wr3i
    @user-vk8kk1wr3i 2 місяці тому +2

    0:54 bro really said "girl" then once touched in mouth once, said "gae"

  • @angrykid3966
    @angrykid3966 2 роки тому +10

    Seadoggo: chunky
    Everyone: good boi
    Human: chunky
    Everyone: *F A T*

    • @Googlethetakerofram
      @Googlethetakerofram 2 роки тому +3

      But seadoggo is naturally chonk

    • @tushaarverma2770
      @tushaarverma2770 2 роки тому +1

      So?? Seals have natural fat to survive cold. Humans are fat because of their own decision, and yeah fat stinks and is ugly.

  • @lenkah1869
    @lenkah1869 Рік тому +1

    0:07
    josh:
    Greg.
    Greg: what?
    Josh: GREEG!
    Greg: WHAAT?!

  • @Meep-0
    @Meep-0 2 роки тому

    The seal said “ oh yeaaa” I was like dying of laugher

  • @kiranmurali910
    @kiranmurali910 2 роки тому +3

    Gonna try this on my next date...

  • @uncanalrandom9941
    @uncanalrandom9941 2 роки тому +1

    This cute sea doggo is trying to eat his friend and his friend respond whit Gah and they repeat until they fight brutally to death

  • @stain5570
    @stain5570 2 роки тому +2

    "Gae"
    "Your mom"
    "Ooohh yaay"

  • @nak8490
    @nak8490 2 роки тому +2

    Two playful sea marshmallows.

  • @SomeAutomaton
    @SomeAutomaton 2 роки тому +3

    Poacher: give me a reason that I shouldn’t shoot it!
    Me: shows him this video*