Kid Theater with Michael Keaton

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  • @gunturswardhika3573
    @gunturswardhika3573 9 років тому +1225

    "can you call me bird son?"
    "no, your name is thomas"
    HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @christiana4369
    @christiana4369 8 років тому +1651

    *petition for more Kid Theater*

    • @Alice-jk8ch
      @Alice-jk8ch 8 років тому +5

      Yesssss

    • @coolbeans2518
      @coolbeans2518 8 років тому +2

      Yessss

    • @Popzizeh22
      @Popzizeh22 8 років тому +3

      Christiana K I'd sign it

    • @oatmealboy6
      @oatmealboy6 8 років тому +2

      With Christopher Walken, Dame Judi Dench, Jared Leto, Morgan Freeman and Emily Blunt, in that order.

    • @yasisoufi
      @yasisoufi 8 років тому +1

      Christiana K great petition! 👍🏼

  • @vespermartini2556
    @vespermartini2556 10 років тому +1475

    CAW! CAW! CAW! should be part of Michael Keaton's acceptance speech at the Oscars.

    • @Bambuswaldninja
      @Bambuswaldninja 10 років тому +34

      in fact, it should be all of his speech.

    • @jblza9672
      @jblza9672 9 років тому +17

      Avenging Stark
      I wanted him to win so badly.

    • @trifien007
      @trifien007 9 років тому +6

      +MintyPanda He won a shit ton of other awards though. Out of all of the award shows (which I just learned there are a stupid amount of different award shows), the Oscar is like the only one he didn't win.

    • @uncreativelynamedchannel5887
      @uncreativelynamedchannel5887 6 років тому +2

      +Max
      Well, he didn’t win the BAFTA, or SAG, which are two of the biggest predictors.

  • @Starkid_hanners
    @Starkid_hanners 10 років тому +3280

    That second one had the biggest plot twist since Star Wars probably, woah

  • @mollyquinney5243
    @mollyquinney5243 8 років тому +831

    "If you have wings, you can do anything."
    "Where can I get wings?"
    "Target or Walmart."😂

  • @vsen7
    @vsen7 8 років тому +602

    1. Target or Walmart
    2. No your name is Thomas.
    3. Birdwoman and BirdMan
    All the three kids have great sense of humor. :P

  • @alisonkissel2603
    @alisonkissel2603 8 років тому +338

    "Can you call me Bird Son?"
    "No, your name is Thomas."
    I'm dying

  • @deedou07
    @deedou07 10 років тому +744

    "whatever you say birdwoman, we're married now" this kid already knows how it works

    • @vizestroowash
      @vizestroowash 10 років тому +30

      Yup, a beta male in the making.

    • @Teaganbear
      @Teaganbear 3 роки тому +6

      @@vizestroowash or just a wise male ;)

  • @rachyslife6640
    @rachyslife6640 8 років тому +399

    "Whatever you say, we're married now."
    Gold👌👌😂😂😂

    • @ironheadfm
      @ironheadfm 8 років тому +27

      That escalated quickly.

    • @rg4517rg
      @rg4517rg 8 років тому +7

      *Gold...digger

  • @QajarCoffee
    @QajarCoffee 10 років тому +1468

    Please, please, please make this a recurring thing with other guests promoting their films. I can't see how this could fail. Too funny!

    • @iamironclaw
      @iamironclaw 10 років тому

      *****
      NO, just NO!

    • @mariolariva
      @mariolariva 10 років тому +7

      YES YES YES YES

    • @DeadstarSeries
      @DeadstarSeries 10 років тому +25

      Couldn't agree more. This bit is genius, I laughed so hard. haha

    • @ptgjonny5
      @ptgjonny5 10 років тому +8

      Po_The _Jedi caw! caw! caw!

    • @OreoBunny123
      @OreoBunny123 10 років тому +1

      Great idea! What are some of the upcoming films that might do promotion?

  • @CaryPohlhammer
    @CaryPohlhammer 9 років тому +161

    At 4:55, Michael Keaton was actually touched by the story.

  • @garyc
    @garyc 10 років тому +547

    He might not have won best actor at the Oscars but Keaton is a legend regardless.

  • @josephdavila6511
    @josephdavila6511 8 років тому +200

    I can't finish a screenplay I've been working on for three years and these kids complete masterpieces almost on command.

    • @karenwiethoff3710
      @karenwiethoff3710 8 років тому +4

      So... A screenplay of your life. Good job continuing to work on it. I have been encouraged to write a book. Laptops are not comfortable for writing. My Dad recognized my appreciation of movies. I appreciate what I cannot do on my own. Write a screenplay, not a book. Make the thoughts appear alive, via description, detail, and care. Never be discouraged. Work is difficult. Fuck everyone else. Are they writing a screenplay? Nope. Be well!

    • @karenwiethoff3710
      @karenwiethoff3710 8 років тому +3

      I am where nowhere. I see my Mom every week, and she encourages me to write a book.

    • @cynthiadejesus8136
      @cynthiadejesus8136 Рік тому

      same thing caw caw caw lol

  • @lvt3834
    @lvt3834 9 років тому +229

    "where can I buy wings?"
    "target or walmart!"

  • @zunairHusain
    @zunairHusain 10 років тому +379

    I'm impressed with those kids .

    • @jokesterr119
      @jokesterr119 10 років тому +7

      But kids didn't write it lol

    • @JSilv3r
      @JSilv3r 10 років тому +13

      jokesterr119 Are you going to reply to every comment?

    • @jokesterr119
      @jokesterr119 10 років тому +2

      @CtOS
      Yes

    • @TruBloodGaming
      @TruBloodGaming 10 років тому +2

      jokesterr119 you're here to be the bull kill for every person that comments huh?

    • @zunairHusain
      @zunairHusain 10 років тому

      jokesterr119 has no life. Haha

  • @corrinecaywood9093
    @corrinecaywood9093 8 років тому +490

    "You want to test me?"
    "Yeah."
    "Well I ain't afraid of you bitch."

    • @Hopebestman
      @Hopebestman 8 років тому

      is he Ringo Star???he looks like Ringo but is he? :D

  • @TokyoKazama
    @TokyoKazama 10 років тому +79

    "No, your name is Thomas" Haha, that one genuinely made me happy.

  • @brucewayne5263
    @brucewayne5263 8 років тому +139

    "I thought you were not real"
    "I'm real when it's useful"

  • @Wyxoor
    @Wyxoor 10 років тому +662

    Second one is fucking deep man..

  • @boyajaka
    @boyajaka 10 років тому +31

    All jokes aside there's something remarkable about what those kids wrote. I mean they laugh, and I did too, but when you think about there something so authentic about it and so true. Like "no. your name is thomas". Pure genius. They should do it more often

  • @porcusuxor
    @porcusuxor 10 років тому +216

    Refreshing and super funny! I agree with the rest, this should become a staple!
    Side note: I'm surprised that people don't think kids can write this. I'm a teacher, and their creativity always stuns me ... believe me, I've seen them write even funnier, more creative and more imaginative scenes than these. I do take exception to the one supposedly written by a six year old ... that point where Birdwoman insists on a different billing is more adult thinking than a six year old's.

    • @WatchdogGoon
      @WatchdogGoon 10 років тому +17

      The top billing joke has been done everywhere though. I am pretty sure I have seen it on Spongebob and on Phineas and Ferb, so it was probably "borrowed" humor from some similar source.

    • @imjustsomeguy72
      @imjustsomeguy72 10 років тому +34

      Kids today also consume SO much more media than their parents did at the same age, particularly TV, and particularly drama traditionally targeted at older people. Kids are EXTREMELY good at absorbing dialogue from TV shows, and even though they don't always understand WHY something is funny, they can often work out WHAT is funny and WHEN it is funny. I can totally see a kid hearing the billing joke, working out its a joke to do with birds, and reusing it even if they don't actually get the joke.
      And, of course, some six year olds are just really good with language. I mean, even if you take someone like Noah, the apparently kid, who wasn't even in school when his first video happened. He doesn't do puns, but he has a wickedly dry sense of humour for a kid his age, and I'd bet you about 80% of it is just what he's absorbed from other people and worked out the kinds of context certain things are funny in.

    • @Qermaq
      @Qermaq 9 років тому +2

      Watchdog Goon It's a standard trope. Using it isn't plagiarism, but it might be considered staying too safely attached to the zeitgeist.

    • @WatchdogGoon
      @WatchdogGoon 9 років тому

      Qermaq Okay. I was not implying it was plagiarism.

    • @Slamstarproductions
      @Slamstarproductions 9 років тому +5

      +porcusuxor I think it might just be the way Keaton read that line. The script doesn't give any stage direction so it could just be birdwoman musing over being married and simply happening to say the names in a different order.
      If he had it read it in a different tone that joke might not even have registered.

  • @LaRay82
    @LaRay82 10 років тому +39

    The little giggle before he read out, "Target and Walmart", lolol!

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk 10 років тому +204

    I laughed so hard, lolololol. These kids would become good writers ::))

    • @jokesterr119
      @jokesterr119 10 років тому +5

      But kids didn't write these, the writers did lol

    • @123haninhk
      @123haninhk 10 років тому +45

      Who cares? It's funny. If the kids wrote this, kudos. If the writers wrote this, great!

  • @missr4233
    @missr4233 8 років тому +117

    Please do more Kid Theatre soon! It's my favourite segment!!!!

  • @ishikawayayoi
    @ishikawayayoi 8 років тому +116

    I nearly choked on my apple juice when Keaton said "caw, caw, caw".

  • @elyseczapalay2300
    @elyseczapalay2300 8 років тому +73

    I knew it!
    No you didn't
    You're right
    Lol that's me everyday

  • @2ndRatePetronius
    @2ndRatePetronius 10 років тому +436

    "Target or Walmart!"

  • @SamMasghati
    @SamMasghati 10 років тому +70

    6:03 --> Still a better Lovestory than Twilight

    • @zorakj
      @zorakj 3 роки тому

      My parents’ marriage was a better love story than Twilight, and they got divorced.

  • @MBee-sz5jh
    @MBee-sz5jh 8 років тому +41

    kid theater is a gift to the world.

  • @gordonramsay8397
    @gordonramsay8397 8 років тому +129

    4:44 - 4:48 You can hear a seal in the audience

    • @ricardo7017gbp
      @ricardo7017gbp 8 років тому +22

      His name is Thomas

    • @bella754
      @bella754 8 років тому +4

      Hahahaha! 😂

    • @CriccoXIII
      @CriccoXIII 8 років тому +2

      dear lord mate, you totally made my day!!!!

  • @Apparentlyyy
    @Apparentlyyy 10 років тому +349

    *Hahaha these kids came up with better storylines then 99% of the shite on tv at the moment!*

    • @jokesterr119
      @jokesterr119 10 років тому +15

      Thank the writers since kids didn't write this lol

    • @Apparentlyyy
      @Apparentlyyy 10 років тому +3

      jokesterr119 Mate you can't state that as fact when you know you ain't sittin in no Jimmy Fallon writers' room lol
      I kid I kid. They're good stories regardless :)

    • @jokesterr119
      @jokesterr119 10 років тому +6

      Look at the style of writing in Jimmy's monologues and all other skits. And c'mon mate, "Touch my beak?" Lol

    • @TheBandy98
      @TheBandy98 10 років тому +2

      You don't watch a lot of movies or TV do you?

    • @trifien007
      @trifien007 9 років тому +1

      +Netty F Calling TV crappy... original.

  • @fluffycloud88
    @fluffycloud88 Рік тому +3

    The whole concept is brilliant. From the simple, innocent, funny and witty dialogue written by children, acted out by adults, the hilarious delivery by both Michael Keaton and Jimmy, the serious delivery of the scene description by Higgins to the background music provided by the Roots, setting the tone. More please!

  • @mariav9445
    @mariav9445 8 років тому +37

    Still watching it in 2016 and still LOVING Michael Keaton👏

  • @MrRapolas
    @MrRapolas 9 років тому +297

    3rd one went from 0-100 real quick o.O

  • @simon9778
    @simon9778 8 років тому +22

    i always rewatch this micheal keaton is awesome

  • @happyslowpoke8982
    @happyslowpoke8982 8 років тому +6

    Wow, that second one was such an emotional rollercoaster! You had the joyful introduction, followed by the main character's aspirations and strife, and then the big twist reveal, all concluding with some light comedy. I feel like both actors really brought their best into these rolls.

  • @jordanc9856
    @jordanc9856 10 років тому +20

    Can you call me Bird Son?
    "No your name is Thomas" LOL and how everybody was dying the entire time

  • @ArtByKarenEHaley
    @ArtByKarenEHaley 8 років тому +127

    Would love to see Morgan Freeman do some Kid Theater.

  • @ceciliasanher
    @ceciliasanher 10 років тому +14

    -Would you mind call me Bird son?
    -No, your name is Thomas
    😂😂😂🙌

  • @tabithareichl3529
    @tabithareichl3529 8 років тому +43

    WE NEED MORE KID THEATER!! JIMMY, GET ON THIS, FOR PETE'S SAKE!

  • @HillwoodLam
    @HillwoodLam 10 років тому +735

    Michael bay could learn a lot from this

    • @FishoD
      @FishoD 10 років тому +54

      I don't think he can actually comprehend the complexity of these scripts. Or ever will be able to.

    • @jiehfeng
      @jiehfeng 10 років тому +43

      I imagine what Bay would do, explosions in the background, while birdman and birdson have their deep conversation.

    • @tinem1753
      @tinem1753 10 років тому +20

      Birdman and Birdwoman are talking to eachother and then "KABOOOOOOM"

    • @tubelev
      @tubelev 10 років тому +23

      Jiehfeng His Name is Thomas!

    • @jiehfeng
      @jiehfeng 10 років тому

      tubelev LIKE I CARE!!!

  • @ElEternoPoetaLuis
    @ElEternoPoetaLuis 10 років тому +7

    Keaton is a real actor. He was so professional reading those ridiculous lines.

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 3 роки тому +2

      True that! He's no stranger to the outrageous. He played Beetlejuice, for crying out loud!

  • @sweetpuppy120489
    @sweetpuppy120489 10 років тому +15

    Gosh this bit is tooo hilarious!!! Kids have the wildest imagination and funniest conversation language

  • @LaniMac05
    @LaniMac05 8 років тому +23

    Loved that caw part! Laughed so hard thanks John for that😂

  • @LaugheyyGiraffey17
    @LaugheyyGiraffey17 8 років тому +20

    Can you call me Bird Son? ... No, your name is Thomas. LOL!!!!

  • @izzieacctually
    @izzieacctually 8 років тому +22

    I died laughing at Birdman not wanting to call Thomas his Bird Son.

  • @violetion
    @violetion 10 років тому +1

    5:25 "No. Your name is Thomas" makes me laugh every time.

  • @IRISistibleMakeup
    @IRISistibleMakeup 8 років тому +35

    When did Michael Keaton get so old? WHERE DID TIME GO? HOW IS HE 65 NOW? I swear I only remember him in his forties. It's like time went 20 years forward in 2 months or something. What?

    • @missladyhaha
      @missladyhaha 8 років тому +2

      Ίρις Γεωλιέζου I know! I'm still looking at him right now and I'm trying to imagine him with black hair again...

    • @jesshughes6399
      @jesshughes6399 8 років тому

      Mandela effect

    • @electriksheep1508
      @electriksheep1508 8 років тому

      Jess Hughes give it a fucking break already

    • @jesshughes6399
      @jesshughes6399 8 років тому +2

      Calm down Princess

  • @lexiejean3466
    @lexiejean3466 9 років тому +8

    "You're right.Can you call me Bird Son?"
    "No.Your name is Thomas."😂😂😂 that made my night

  • @c.antonio820
    @c.antonio820 8 років тому +4

    No joke. Literally started choking when he said "I'm not afraid of you, b***h." 😂😂😂

  • @bigpun220
    @bigpun220 10 років тому +3

    Michael Keaton is awesome!

  • @bryce1971
    @bryce1971 8 років тому +10

    "No. your name is Thomas" 😂😂😂

  • @Nazareadain
    @Nazareadain 9 років тому +131

    No. Your name is Thomas.

  • @colindomenek1996
    @colindomenek1996 8 років тому +49

    "I ain't afraid of you bitch"

  • @MaddisonintheSky
    @MaddisonintheSky 9 років тому +15

    The second one made my life

  • @polisherci
    @polisherci 8 років тому +22

    I enjoy these so much that I want kids to make short movies like this

  • @NeonGlowRainbow
    @NeonGlowRainbow 10 років тому +4

    "Can you call me bird son?" - "No, your name is Thomas."
    This is gold.

  • @robertdavealonzo
    @robertdavealonzo 8 років тому +10

    best line ever: Caw caw caw

  • @lb1203
    @lb1203 8 років тому +35

    I don't like Jimmy's interviews as much as Conans but his games and extras like this are always SO funny!

  • @ShelbySweetLife
    @ShelbySweetLife 10 років тому +9

    "Birdman and Birdwoman."
    "Birdwoman and Birdman."

  • @galewhiteman2047
    @galewhiteman2047 8 років тому +1

    Michael Keaton is GREAT!!!! Love you too Jimmy!

  • @DinosourousRexx
    @DinosourousRexx 8 років тому +21

    The second one was my favorite this time 😂

  • @irmathesperma8548
    @irmathesperma8548 7 років тому +1

    The second one was such a powerful performance. I'm in tears.

  • @irlandatradley6779
    @irlandatradley6779 7 років тому +1

    Michael Keaton is a freaking legend!!

  • @katiestephens2869
    @katiestephens2869 8 років тому +13

    the magic mike ones are the bests!!!!

  • @FatLikeAG6
    @FatLikeAG6 10 років тому +2

    The 2nd 1 is legit man. The feels. And humor.

  • @TomHawthorneJr
    @TomHawthorneJr 10 років тому

    Absolutely love Michael Keaton.... I wish he hadn't gone away for so long!!!! He's amazing!!!

  • @thehungrytiger2608
    @thehungrytiger2608 8 років тому +8

    That character development between Birdman and Birdwoman though😂😂

  • @nayrod4529
    @nayrod4529 10 років тому

    I love Michael... he's great. How talented are those kids!

  • @StewChicken42
    @StewChicken42 10 років тому +3

    PLEASE PLEASE be in more movies Michael Keaton!

  • @AbbaStudios
    @AbbaStudios 10 років тому +5

    These were too short to even be short stories, yet there was a beginning, middle and end. I laughed so hard. This was a laughter surgical strike.

  • @haircut
    @haircut 10 років тому +34

    😂😂😂 You're the man, Michael Keaton! #FromBatmanToBirdman

  • @wmatthewshipman
    @wmatthewshipman 10 років тому +3

    I love this skit. I hope Kid Theater becomes a staple, along with Lip Sync Battle and Box Of Lies.

  • @ericab.7856
    @ericab.7856 10 років тому +1

    These are just fantastic!! Jimmy is killing it!!

  • @zahrasakina5078
    @zahrasakina5078 8 років тому +2

    I love this guy

  • @rigatoni_pasta
    @rigatoni_pasta 10 років тому

    Keaton is so amazing. Flawless in every god damn way.

  • @tonyanastasio6959
    @tonyanastasio6959 10 років тому +6

    I'm hoping and praying that Michael wins the Oscar. I've loved this dude ever since Batman. Birdman is better than great. Loved the film. I really want Michael to win the Oscar so badly.

  • @artytheonemanparty123
    @artytheonemanparty123 8 років тому +1

    I just adore that grin that Michael does at 2:37

  • @JohnWestIV
    @JohnWestIV 7 років тому +1

    Keaton definitely deserved that Oscar, but thankfully we have this. The best Kid Theater!

  • @tristonalexis2164
    @tristonalexis2164 8 місяців тому +1

    0:38&1:14 That's was my favorite😍street hard-core macho attitude language by playing a bad guy.
    As the villain on 1 of his films 🎬 which he got killed every time when the characters he played.

  • @MindaFraser
    @MindaFraser 10 років тому

    I loved the adorable and hilarious kids stories LOL!!! Love to see MK!!!!!!!

  • @igipop14
    @igipop14 9 років тому +1

    That was brilliant. Standing ovation.

  • @haniskhalid7614
    @haniskhalid7614 8 років тому +8

    should do more of this

  • @JBF086
    @JBF086 10 років тому +5

    Can you call me Bird son??? No, you're name is Thomas. Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • @kopec82
    @kopec82 10 років тому

    Wow this kids are amazing! And Michael is the best!!

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_Porter 10 років тому +2

    Michael Keaton is awesome. Nuff said

  • @reenXsham
    @reenXsham 8 років тому

    omg damnnnn i love this kid theatre or what! i jus love everything abt it. ur expressions jimmy and the stars and the stories tht little kids write.. awsm man. do more of em

  • @lourdesbaby964
    @lourdesbaby964 4 роки тому +1

    I love Michael Keaton’s reaction to the second story when he read in anticipation the real identity of Birdman 👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You may be Birdman here but you’ll always be Bill Blazejowski to me.”Love brokers” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @thejanusproject32
    @thejanusproject32 10 років тому +1

    This is so cool! Keaton was having a great time with these!!

  • @ichie105
    @ichie105 9 років тому

    these kids story was awesome,,

  • @abm5314
    @abm5314 10 років тому +1

    I love you Michael Keaton

  • @kjanikova6731
    @kjanikova6731 8 років тому +1

    This is adorable!

  • @TheSportlike
    @TheSportlike 8 років тому +1

    This is my favorite heading! Please, do more!!!) Wonderfull, very funny and positive! I love it.

  • @caroline1795
    @caroline1795 6 років тому

    Michael Keaton! He is a legend! Greets from Europe!

  • @akirastorm7321
    @akirastorm7321 10 років тому +2

    "Whatever you say bird women. We're married now" Lol that kid is going places

  • @davd1986
    @davd1986 8 років тому +102

    Still better than Batman and Robin.

  • @deborahrivas6374
    @deborahrivas6374 10 років тому

    I love michael keaton, you are the best actor

  • @theslumberpartygirls2362
    @theslumberpartygirls2362 8 років тому +2

    I loved the second one "no your name is Thomas" lol

  • @brendaskelding8019
    @brendaskelding8019 8 років тому

    My mum works for a council in London England called hackney council and someone who works there is called Michael Keaton
    Hackney council got voted the best council in England of the last 20 years
    So proud.

  • @sparklingshinystuff934
    @sparklingshinystuff934 7 років тому +2

    "No your name is thomas" I died 😂😂😂😂