The DUMBEST Way to Play TF2...

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  • @Fishtank.
    @Fishtank.  Рік тому +86

    Follow my link at tanks.ly/3O8WFho! New players will receive 250,000 credits,
    7 days of world of tanks premium, the tier V excelsior, and you get to rent the Tiger 131, Cromwell B, and T-34-85M for 10 battles each.

    • @catawaketv2426
      @catawaketv2426 Рік тому +11

      Is there weed in tanks game

    • @bumpersincapped
      @bumpersincapped Рік тому +2

      using mat_viewportscale 0.1, if you can go lower its even better

    • @bumpersincapped
      @bumpersincapped Рік тому +1

      also capping the fps at something ridiculously low like 5 or 10

    • @postman232
      @postman232 Рік тому

      tank

    • @zzzmatyzzz
      @zzzmatyzzz Рік тому

      i played for 6 years and theres no weed, @@catawaketv2426

  • @Chrispydummy
    @Chrispydummy Рік тому +1732

    i like to believe that this is what f2p players go through everytime they act clueless

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal Рік тому +168

      this is the default view in tf2 until you disable it manually through console

    • @kingpilotstudios5098
      @kingpilotstudios5098 Рік тому +25

      I was just about to say that this is a f2p’s pov

    • @RandomEphemeral
      @RandomEphemeral Рік тому +13

      as a free to play,i can confirm

    • @spawnpoint111
      @spawnpoint111 Рік тому +1

      911 likes

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin Рік тому +9

      It's them gibus googles, i keep telling them to unequip :/

  • @Angel_Underscore
    @Angel_Underscore Рік тому +562

    "I want that healthpack" * nothing happens * * gets the healthpack by sheer force of will *

  • @interrobang5785
    @interrobang5785 Рік тому +863

    This is what TF2 looks like to my teammates whenever I’m trying to win a game

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 Рік тому +309

    10:39
    something about walking up behind him, standing there and typing out +attack is fucking hilarious

  • @cardboardturtle5470
    @cardboardturtle5470 Рік тому +264

    This is what the Demoman sees all the time

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 Рік тому +15

      Remember, hes drunk so he sees double

    • @Trenos301
      @Trenos301 Рік тому

      The demoman has only one eye, how can he see double?

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 Рік тому +4

      @@Trenos301 hes drunk all the time, and its commonly said that drunk people "see double"

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 Рік тому +3

      @thefunny6015 exactly what im saying, thank you

    • @hankisdank388
      @hankisdank388 Рік тому

      I imagine the demoman caber segment is how it feels to be a guided missile.

  • @AlfieAlfieAlfieAlfieAlfie
    @AlfieAlfieAlfieAlfieAlfie Рік тому +339

    10:41 I can imagine that spy does the computer taunt and on it's screen is the console then he types in "+attack" then proceeds to stab the engineer with his knife

    • @Wh1teNoise616
      @Wh1teNoise616 Рік тому +28

      That would be a really funny taunt kill

  • @DrFibee
    @DrFibee Рік тому +162

    Playing TF2 through the console only sounds like the boiler room of hell to me.

    • @topminator2991
      @topminator2991 Рік тому +28

      this but everyone on the server has to do it

    • @oktayyildirim2911
      @oktayyildirim2911 Рік тому +8

      @@topminator2991 I actually want to see this.

    • @calmante4420
      @calmante4420 Рік тому +20

      literally turns tf2 into a turn-based rpg

    • @oktayyildirim2911
      @oktayyildirim2911 Рік тому +2

      @@calmante4420 Well, TF2 is already an action RPG.

  • @rexdoom3848
    @rexdoom3848 Рік тому +51

    I think the funniest part about this is the way you state your intention to run full speed towards something and then it looks like nothing is happening at all, like at 6:33 with the health pack.

  • @Empress_Evie
    @Empress_Evie Рік тому +254

    This is like playing TF2 while looking through a set of binoculars. Amazing.

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 Рік тому +26

      binoculars that zoom out when you get closer to something so you can hardly tell you're moving at that

    • @spawnpoint111
      @spawnpoint111 Рік тому +1

      A pair of binoculars that dont actually do anything, its a placebo effect

  • @tuukkamatikainen3389
    @tuukkamatikainen3389 Рік тому +38

    This is like Schrödinger's distance. Everything in the map is closest to and furthest from you, simultaneously

  • @athy8763
    @athy8763 Рік тому +22

    6:34
    "i want that health pack"
    >health pack is the only thing visible, center of the screen

  • @ctrlaltrepeat245
    @ctrlaltrepeat245 Рік тому +35

    Tf2 is usually a game where you can have a general sense of what is going on.
    Now imagine strapping an angry toddler into a gaming chair and giving him inverted glasses. That is what playing on this mode feels like.

  • @afrightenedsloth
    @afrightenedsloth Рік тому +124

    Always a treat when you upload Fishtank. Keep up the good work and good editing.

  • @ericv00
    @ericv00 Рік тому +4

    2:22 I HAVE to know what this clip is from. Please! It's the most amazing thing I've seen in months.

  • @ok-zk7sv
    @ok-zk7sv Рік тому +40

    this must be what my team is doing every round

  • @MilkTF2
    @MilkTF2 Рік тому +7

    7:41 IM FUCKING CRYING AT THIS PART BRO LOL

  • @PurpleBroadcast
    @PurpleBroadcast Рік тому +7

    4:13 blindest pyro beats spy main with cosmetics

  • @tubenewsintern6446
    @tubenewsintern6446 Рік тому +24

    I’ve been subbed about a year and playing tf2 for 9, and let me just say that your channel captures the essence of the whimsical, goofy game I started playing all those years ago.
    Thank you, Fishtank.

  • @Brown-Dude47
    @Brown-Dude47 Рік тому +27

    With sometimes things disappearing out of thin air is like you transform TF2 into a fourth dimension game like 4D Miner

  • @rowrow_
    @rowrow_ Рік тому +32

    I like how you hedged your bets on the dumbest way to play TF2 by adding all these interesting new ways at the end

  • @BenTheMelon
    @BenTheMelon Рік тому +148

    I was going to make a joke about how using your brain is the stupidest way to play tf2, but no. This is without a doubt THE stupidest way to play tf2. Good job fish tank

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb Рік тому

      Playing like this while using your brain is actually the stupidest way.

  • @solsoman102
    @solsoman102 Рік тому +2

    everything that is currently visible on his screen is being displayed at the same distance from him if anyone's wondering

  • @MaatoAngeleri
    @MaatoAngeleri Рік тому +2

    6:08 Masterful gambit, sir

  • @baaaasil4138
    @baaaasil4138 Рік тому +19

    Now i finally know what the average f2p user will see, it all makes so much sense now

  • @takatominemoto7703
    @takatominemoto7703 Рік тому +5

    since this makes it literally impossible to perceive depth you could argue this is how demoman sees the game world

  • @ethandavis7310
    @ethandavis7310 Рік тому +4

    If you asked me what walking forward looks like with an orthographic camera I'd have been able to answer, but I was not prepared for the demoman charge clips. Freaky

  • @PizzaSteve37
    @PizzaSteve37 Рік тому +24

    Before watching I thought pyro would be easiest and spy hardest, but was very mistaken. Another amazing video and welcome back :)

  • @Zicrixdoesart
    @Zicrixdoesart Рік тому +10

    Me and my buddy did something similar to that last one, I piloted the mouse, and with parsec he piloted all the keyboard controls. We would do vice versa and it was amazing.

  • @O5MO
    @O5MO Рік тому +14

    You didn't try it with sniper rifles? I thought this may be beneficial since it would make everyone on the screen thesamesize regardless of distance for better long range visubility

  • @PlushMax_old
    @PlushMax_old Рік тому +1

    Hearing "Wait" from the KTaNE ost at the end there threw me for a huge loop. I always get reminded of that game in the strangest ways.

  • @Lulleebee
    @Lulleebee Рік тому +20

    This is what TF2 looks like to me when my teammate actually wants to win

  • @Purble
    @Purble Рік тому +8

    I have horrible spatial awareness in multiplayer shooters so this is pretty much how the game looks all the time for me

  • @mikoajczechowicz1652
    @mikoajczechowicz1652 Рік тому +12

    I was really hopping you gonna get a headshot with a sniperrifle and people would try to kick you for cheating seeing how heavy was spazing out.

  • @starbungalaxy
    @starbungalaxy Рік тому +2

    8:01 By swinging your critical ubersaw at me :)

  • @schweppley1614
    @schweppley1614 Рік тому +8

    For maximum immersion, zoom in 3x and try to fit the viewmodel where it would normally go, and put on 3d goggles I hear those are cool my dad took me to see 3d alice in wonderland 10 years ago I haven’t seen him since if you have any information please contact your local authorities

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 Рік тому +1

    so this is why some of my teammates walk out of spawn and completely ignore the heavy-medic team two feet away

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 Рік тому +2

    Honestly that idea of screen share sounds like “commander and driver” for a person who’s controlling the tank (you) and the person who’s viewing the screen (the commander, AKA your friend).

  • @majesticslime64
    @majesticslime64 10 місяців тому +1

    Very glad to see some sentry buster gameplay! Very underrated class!

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 11 місяців тому +1

    Step 1: unequip all cosmetics
    Step 2: use this camera command.
    and now you will have an increased chance of mercy.

  • @shallowgod5539
    @shallowgod5539 Рік тому +5

    With how some of my teammates play, they must be playing like this

  • @phosmer1545
    @phosmer1545 Рік тому +5

    This is the sole reason that tf2 just broke it's concurrent player record

  • @lagaan1013
    @lagaan1013 Рік тому +1

    i love the replay cams cause you just look high and lost

  • @LingLingFromQLD
    @LingLingFromQLD Рік тому +1

    7:00 Nice transmission, @Doug!

  • @tdimensional6733
    @tdimensional6733 Рік тому +1

    we've found it, the 2nd person shooter

  • @mighty_penny
    @mighty_penny Рік тому +3

    I really wanna see a full 24 player match played like this and the replay is just watching rugrats babies

  • @smugdodofart27
    @smugdodofart27 Рік тому +1

    This feels like watching someone play vr with a 2nd person perspective and green screened in gameplay

  • @Viva_Punk
    @Viva_Punk Рік тому +3

    We have been blessed with another epic funni fishtank tf2 video

  • @pepegoodguy2837
    @pepegoodguy2837 Рік тому +3

    This is my 800h experience of playing tf2 looks like just blindly running around and trying to kill people

  • @us3r158
    @us3r158 Рік тому +1

    Getting a mouse with a full numpad on the side and using that numpad to play tf2 mouse only

  • @GoofiestGooberOfThemAll
    @GoofiestGooberOfThemAll Рік тому +21

    my way to play tf2 fr fr

    • @ok-rp3tl
      @ok-rp3tl Рік тому +1

      Nope , you don't actually play tf2 this way you fucking liar

  • @Aleyway
    @Aleyway Рік тому +2

    Cant believe they added 4th dimensional mechanics to tf2 so you can get sniped across an extra dimension that you cant conceive!

  • @CLC_
    @CLC_ Рік тому +1

    you could physically see doug's dome get dimmer

  • @tabley1873
    @tabley1873 Рік тому +1

    The dumbest way I've personally played tf2 was when I was forced to play the game upside-down strapped to a chair in the middle of a party while sucking the beer out of a keg. That was probably the funniest night of my life I wish I remembered how the idea came to fruition

  • @noelle1940
    @noelle1940 Рік тому +1

    hi, this is craig from the u.s. national parks service. following your attempt to unlawfully enter the lincoln memorial bathroom while blinfolded and receiving instructions from an accomplice who had been overseeing you by way of a body-mounted camera which had its feed shared through the online chat service “discord”, we have made the unanimous decision to indefinitely extend your ban from the lincoln memorial. thank you for understanding.

  • @dim.S.B.
    @dim.S.B. Рік тому

    Put your screen behind you and use a mirror to see it.
    "Optional difficulty: while baking an english breakfast".

  • @beefyunicorn3468
    @beefyunicorn3468 Рік тому +1

    Motion sickness simulator

  • @umjammerrammy6219
    @umjammerrammy6219 Рік тому +1

    watching this video while considerably drunk isnt doing me any favors

  • @minlinius
    @minlinius Рік тому +1

    here’s a pretty dumb way:
    play as soldier
    unbind everything except jump, crouch and m1. The goal is to get 3 kills

  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman2039 Рік тому +1

    I never expected the best TF2 channel to feature the dumbest TF2 playstyle and yet here it is. We have achieved nirvana.

  • @Vlavich
    @Vlavich Рік тому +1

    I was just watching the Achievements Video

  • @taterman27
    @taterman27 Рік тому

    Wtf how have I not seen this video. I’m subbed and I have notifications on, and I only just got it recommended 3 months after it released

  • @FwuffyKittens
    @FwuffyKittens Рік тому +5

    11:23 me and a friend of mine did this like 2 months ago and we 1v1 mge as spy, it was funny

  • @chebxiur
    @chebxiur Рік тому +1

    At 0:08 is that a separate program, or are those camera controls within TF2 somewhere?

  • @nadernad_
    @nadernad_ Рік тому +1

    You’re unbanned from the Lincoln memorial

  • @LazyCatAnims
    @LazyCatAnims Рік тому

    Pyro spazzing out had me rolling XD 4:18

  • @gubbothehuggo2771
    @gubbothehuggo2771 6 місяців тому

    This is like playing the game through a rear view mirror

  • @ChrispyChken
    @ChrispyChken Рік тому

    your humor is so funny, i havent laughed out loud at a youtube vid in a while XD

  • @starboy3735
    @starboy3735 Рік тому

    you can return to the lincoln memorial when tf2 gets another major update

  • @snubcubebct
    @snubcubebct Рік тому

    "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear." -Sun Tzu

  • @arliegodlevel
    @arliegodlevel Рік тому

    that feeling when everything you see is distorted whilst sick gaming

  • @thewolfofthestars1847
    @thewolfofthestars1847 Рік тому

    You joke about that screenshare with a friend idea, but this is a genuine way I like playing Mario kart with my friends and siblings lmao. One person has the controller and is turned away from the screen, the other is looking at the screen and has to verbally direct them. Get two pairs of people doing this competing for second-to-last place for the optimal experience. Ideally played while drunk

  • @bioticreign6938
    @bioticreign6938 Рік тому +1

    Now speedrun with every weapon

  • @saxeladude
    @saxeladude Рік тому

    11:50 I like this too you got tfdoom now

  • @64th-Monkee
    @64th-Monkee Рік тому +1

    11:43 how did you get your game to look like that

  • @Merkhahba
    @Merkhahba Рік тому

    This looks like one of those on-rail shooters in arcades.

  • @Grongre
    @Grongre Рік тому +1

    Wake up bruh fish tank uploaded

  • @dudy647
    @dudy647 Рік тому +1

    I had a great time watching this while in the lincoln memorial bathroom

  • @inkmime
    @inkmime Рік тому

    God it's like everything is too close and too far away all at the same time and I hate it aaaaa

  • @ExitJMouse
    @ExitJMouse Рік тому

    I bet someone else has already recommended the classic "bind S to explode"

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 Рік тому

    Somehow has more Scout accuracy playing like this than 99% of my teammates

  • @Pyromaniax
    @Pyromaniax Рік тому +1

    *Cant see depth* but also *tries melee with Caber*

  • @craigisback
    @craigisback Рік тому +1

    Craig approved video. loved the part where you said "" (i am stuck on an ad)

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon Рік тому

    Damn this man playing TF2 in the 1st dimension perspective

  • @XboxTF2Tidbits
    @XboxTF2Tidbits 8 місяців тому

    Hello fish tank. I needed this, I have not laughed like this in a long time, thank you.

  • @dimo2081
    @dimo2081 Рік тому

    my guy really went huntsman sniper and demoknight, at least try to spam some pills at their door

  • @muffincubed
    @muffincubed Рік тому

    hes done it again. muffled uber song drove me to giggling. truly.

  • @Pokets
    @Pokets Рік тому

    wow, no wonder my team mates never push the payload
    their screens probably looks like this

  • @starpark159
    @starpark159 Рік тому

    this video is literally the sentence ''when the lobotomy hits''

  • @Jihottie
    @Jihottie Рік тому +3

    F2P vision

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 Рік тому

    Dam i miss playing with the default tf2 settings
    -no one ever

  • @aced4fun
    @aced4fun Рік тому

    play inverted with low fov
    in the nearest bathroom at the lincoln memorial, of course

  • @justaguy311
    @justaguy311 Рік тому

    now i know what player "lobotomy" has seen

  • @theunchosendude5446
    @theunchosendude5446 Рік тому

    Im watching this video on a tiny screen while in the bathroom of the lincoln memorial

  • @Retepeter144
    @Retepeter144 Рік тому

    I think bing soy was just playing in orthographic camera mode

  • @MatoMaterTomato
    @MatoMaterTomato Рік тому

    you should play tf2 but when youre taking a haircut

  • @JustInTime0525
    @JustInTime0525 Рік тому +1

    No way it's Markerplier's first channel here ayoowowow!!!

  • @MetaKaios
    @MetaKaios Рік тому

    You'd think that the Demo would be the easiest to get a kill with, since he's used to having no depth perception.

  • @true_equal
    @true_equal Рік тому

    i kinda wanna see the unedited demo footage from your ortho camera ventures

  • @fieds-
    @fieds- Рік тому

    my beliefs say that fishtank went through so much pain that valve felt bad and released the update