IF HOLIDAYS WERE REAL
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2011
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Anthony and Ian find out what it would be like if holidays were realistic.
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"always trust a man in a big white van" best quote of 6 years ago
9 years
9 years
9 years now
😔
9 years ago
They should've made a joke about how Santa is always looking at kids.
legit what i was thinking lol
We all make mistakes , Jimbo
lol they put that joke in the 2012 Christmas video
Not giving a ho ho fuck
No. The one in this was show funny
Santa on Christmas: "What the hell!"
Chief on Thanksgiving: "I think he might be mentally challenged."
0:45 Anthony is wearing the exact same shirt I wore as a kid
k.
Holy shit so did I.
"Always trust a man in a big white van" LMAO!
but seriously though, don't
What if they have candy?
+Plank the 2x4 hunk of wood Kill them and take their candy.
+Rose Newblood exactly man that's always the right decision
Thank you Captain fucking Obvious
I wonder why? 🙄
Back when Emo Hair had its Anthony
Globness and Bowl cut had Ian
Yup
Back when we had Anthony
Back when smosh was in anthony.
This is actually the easiest way to get likes EVER
2:28 is honestly how I feel all the time I see couples, pretty relatable.
3:45 Best achievement unlocked jingle sound ever
I was cracking up when the easter bunny pooped out eggs.
no doubt that will tramatized the kids
"Happy Easter!"
Freaking died
best part XD
Yeah xD
LoLXD
DONT EAT RABBITS
EGGS BITCH©®
+Roblox King :) -Theasdfguy555 ©2016 Morgan Minecraft™ Legion
Back when people could take jokes, i miss these days.
Yeah now people can’t take jokes or memes
Oh my god, what is life now
I miss
Ikr? Today, people are so sensitive and you always have to apologize 😕
You call someone gay the whole internet wants you dead now
0:31
The first joke is enough to kill me.
Best part of the video, my bro, if u ask me
3:35 biggest plot twist ever
Yea true
always trust a man in a big White van
don't
+ban halt gaming unless if that guy in a van would be a woman. ;-)
Never trust a man in a big white van ever just don't
well i came in that man in a big White van and i got $100 Dollars True Story
+The weird and random channel I doubt that there will be a leprechaun
as an adult, i still shine off the old “always trust a man in a big white van.” every once in a while. you guys shaped my childhood, gg.
Me: *Sees halloween* oh ok I know it
Also me: *Halloween movie plays in head*
Jacksepticeye would have been perfect for acting Leprechaun
This was before Pewdiepie made a shout out about him and others......
Narutske Umazachi I know, I was just saying...
KuroAkki 666
K man
KuroAkki 666 true dat
btw, kuro, love ur profile pic! i'm totally into creeypastas!
I like the van scene. You always do something in these videos where it looks like something "wrong" is going to happen but its actually something totally different.
Wish we could turn back to the good ol' smosh days
When it was Ian and Anthony
To the theme of stressed out tøp
DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!
That Christopher Columbus joke aged very well. I’m surprised.
How so?
Context?
How?
A good amount of Americans are dismissing all the atrocities that Columbus took part in.
@@definitelynottommywiseau3037 Ah. That makes sense.
always trust a van in a big white man!
ErickRBLX yaay, I knew it Leprechauns arent sickos perverts ! XD... oh, and also they exists. "yay, I knew it, they also exists". ^^'
ErickRBLX I still use that quote even to this day.
no, its never trust a van in a big white man
Racist
ook..
3:28 Wtf? Its Sounds So Creppy
RorixGamer it's supposed to
RorixGamer I KNOW THAT WAS SO SEXUAL
Yes Thats What Did I Mean
RorixGamer ya
RorixGamer
2:24 this is a very big mood after our breakup
0:33 THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE
Just wait until 2020. This'll mean a whole lot more.
stuck in a small space and catching on fire, doesnt that seem similar to the west coast in 2020?
I was saying they predicted the future because Anthony made a video where he tried going down someone’s chimney and he got stuck for like 3 days (it was probably fake but still pretty funny)
You, sir did too.
Jingle Bells, Freddy smells, Chica layed an egg, Bonnie loves Justen Beber, and Foxys running down the hall-way!
*****:3
Burn....in.....hell...with......that.......overrated....GAME!
do If real life was real
WAIT A MINUTE.......
+The Nerd Gamer Yeah,,,
WAIT A MINUTE
Victor Hood lol
+The Nerd Gamer You again!
McKendry Mck I AM BACK!!!!!
+NerdCell cue the # INCEPTION sound
0:58 Corporal Pig (Angry Birds Toons): Happy Easter!
2:38 It’s actually like that these days
That van one got me
Smosh ruined Easter forever.
ConnerSportsGaming me to its ruined.😧
Nah Hop did that as well.
No they just made it better
Si..😭😭😭
no Teen Titans Go ruined Easter
I like how youtube puts this as child friendly when the first thing we see is Santa burning to death
If a strange man offers you sweets, there's probably more in his car
That’s really bad advice Dan.
The Valentine's Day one is already how it is. Truuuth.
no ian is hot
and cute
Wait, I though holidays WERE real...
Mary Ceballos you fucked up
Sophbob101 they said REALISTIC. Not like fake of real
they meant if it was realistic, think of it as christmas, if Christmas was realistic, then Santa would be real
// aesthetic vibes // yeah but what a bout thanksgiving and New Years
Ya I mean believed they were real
2:31 they predicted how dream looks like before he started making videos
That's a reference to the old "Forever Alone" meme.
Missing this smosh 😭
If religions were realistic would be funny.
Pvt Gibs im sorry if unlike you, I actually have respect for SOME people, and what they believe in
Guys smosh was doing that but they banned it watch it it is called bannned vidoes sorry on phone can`t puy link
Haha dude you're so damned right and all religious people go fuck yourself and believe in other shit any even dumber people invented .Peace.
John Denver
What religion teaches the use of that kind of language?
"Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers" (Ephesians 4:29).
"Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man. (Colossians 4:6)
So you don't believe in anything?
Santa is fake....
Right?
*x-files theme turns on*
I know right
Santa is fake
Santa's hat is a triangle.
X-files theme continues
+shayde hopes Santa is real idiot who do you things give you all your presents huh Santa does
Your parents do. Trust me. Santa ain't real.
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
PLIXUZ00 SHUT UP
SHUT UP.
Shut up
The batmobile lost its wheel and joker ran away
SHUT UP!
1:38 there might be razor blades in there
Ummmmm on chinese New year we don't drink... XD lol
OMG ITS AN ASIAN RUN!!!!!!!
Why be a races jerk
i was just joking, i celebrete chinese new year too!
Racism is not a joke - Think before you comment.
Where I am, during Chinese New Year, people give each other money and eat mooncakes and get together and stuff.
you were just racist to me Im CHINESE
I KNOW I DO THE STUFF YOU DO >:(
IAN'S FACE AT 1:22 IS PRICELESS OMG
0:51 to 1:02
IM DYING LMAOOOOO
This video and the smoshy Christmas always come to mind near the holidays!
Now that i think about it, valentines day was pretty accurate too.
Don't eggs come from chickens?
Yeah.............
And other birds and reptiles
That's what I thought... Until I watched this video...
Yeah but so do other birds
So which came first the chicken or the egg?
Happy Easter, everyone! Always been coming here as an annual tradition!
2:24 🤯 listen closely 😭😭😂😂
*She said the N word.* 😱😱😱
And no one talked about it...
@@julien.s2002 she said snicker, you idiot-
I always thought valentines day was made up by schools so they could force kids to give everybody a valentine. I don't think about love at all on that day.
Where's the girl from the thumbnail?
No shit it's click bait, but they usually have the girls from thumbnail in the video..
Oh clickbait perv
Musicrecords10 clickbait.
Musicrecords10 I’m inside her lol
Does anyone here know who she is? She’s in the New Years section.
1:05 Anthony’s face was priceless 😆😆😂
Best part of the sketch 😂
🐰😣😖💩🥚🐰Happy Easter👍
1:43 BLEGHHHH!!!!!
0:52 they both have a shirt saying
"Bring it on"
...except that Valentines Day and New Years both actually seem really spot on
I wish I could go back in time and relive it all over again
The Easter one killed me
I was dying of laughter
Hard to watch your videos at 1:00 in the morning without your parents hearing you cackle away. This is classic!
Wait. Holidays aren't real?
Sh*t!
They are just "Fantasy"
1:36 When Lindsay Warns Amy That There Are Razor Blades In The Halloween Candies
0:31 This is what I exactly thought on every Christmas.
always trust a man in a big white van 😂😂😂
lol me 2
Ding
SMOSH, your videos are so hilarious and imaginative thanks for making this vids, they make my day everyday!
I like that this was a smosh video when Ian and Anthony and THE good old smos
Best year of smosh
Do if youtubers were real o.O
TheEmerilla ur high
Forever alone! My feeling on this day exactly!
The easter bunny one always gets me, so hard i coughed
2:36 - 2-44 is 2019 in a nutshell.
2:44
I don't get it
Super Nitro Z64 I’m guessing they’re making a transgender joke
This was my first Smosh video
+LoZfan86 its funny, but not their best work.
btw is your name short for legend of zelda?
Original Jokester
Yes
awesome! have you played skyward sword?
+LoZfan86 Welcome to the gang, now there is now escape.
Mhoua ha ha ha!
Yeah.
you meant this was the first smosh video you saw because you did not make it or upload it.
3:32 thank you dirty mind...thank you -thinks they were having some fun(sex) in the van- anyone else thought that?
***** i k n ow right
I agree
***** I agree when I showed this to my brother he called me a perv until 3:34 then he laughed
I think that was intentional. -_-
It was supposed to look like it did to be funny duh!
2:40 that was lowkey creepy.
Smosh’s Thumbnail game is and will always be amazing
Why does nobody understand Thanksgiving?
1) It actually happened
2) The Native Americans helped the colonists survive, including teaching them farming techniques, and the first Thanksgiving was to celebrate the success of their harvest together.
It is real, the video is explaining what it would look like if it was realistic.
The pilgrims killed the Indians and stole their gold
+Goku The Super Saiyan that was the Spanish and the Aztecs....
And then the whites killed the Indians
Yeah, but we still murdered them.
dis is mine and my wife story,
i was 18 she was 20 she died in a car crash i hate it had to end
but she cheated on me and i could not leavve with dat
liek dis if u cri everytiem
Danny Asri How to be a youtube commenter (y)
😭
Soap story
+Danny Asri lel m9 i keeled har cuz i fukt er nd shea wez oon er perod
shea gewt 420 quickscoped
+Skaklez77 Lol That wiriting is so 2010
Happy 7 year anniversary to this hilarious video!!
3:26 dirty minded kids-_-
yep
Yep
Yep
it was intentional -_-
Yep
Back when smosh was good
(Cough)
But it was so predictable
ForeverNerdyAwkwardFriends -.- you know you can stop watching smosh if you don't like it anymore instead of being mean
dumbass, he isnt being mean he is just giving his opinion ffs
That Løvely Killer he doesn't he just misses the good old days
That happy Easter bit still get me hahaha
I love when Anthony cuss at chimney and get on fire: 0:28
I’ll get ya sum gold, proceeds to do the golden coin shower.
"Always trust a man in a big white van"
This goes against all the morals and values I learned as a kid, but if smosh says so, I shall obey
In the Netherlands we have another holiday called Sinterklaas
Yeah me to iam dutch to
i agree
What do u do on Stinerklaas?
+Cupcake kid 407 *Sinterklaas
+Cupcake kid 407 we do the same as on santa clause only insted of a slee we have a steamboat and insted of elves we have zwarte pieten...
Came back to watch classics. Forgot about the nostalgic music
If birthdays were holidays every single day would be a holiday for your whole life.
If holidays are real
That’s a dream that’s never gonna come true
So funny the end! So misleading!
Iron man’s code to the avengers tower in Christmas is: 0:00
I love your T-Shirts at the Easter scene!
Omfg I knew Christmas and Easter would be first cuz they are definitely the most unrealistic. XDD Especially Easter.
1:56 OMG china (hetalia) lol XD
Its been 7 years and I come back to watch this
epic
8
this is my new favorite channel! 😂
In 2022?
2:11 Mr ball . ha haha 😂😂😂😂😂
2:50 when i beat the last level of super Mario galaxy 2
OMFG, seeing the forever alone rage comic made me realize how old this video actually is
The old check your candy before you eat it. Sadly treat or treating is over for this guy 😂
2:35 REALLY works in todays world
3:21
^ This is actually the first ever Smosh video that I saw in 2011
How do feel this scene when you watch it
That intro kills me 😂😂😂
Happy Easter