Holy sh*t Damien

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  • @thomasmcbride2287
    @thomasmcbride2287 4 місяці тому +2302

    This aged SUPREMELY well.

    • @GandhiTheGodOfWar
      @GandhiTheGodOfWar 4 місяці тому +95

      Not so much the middle schoolers to Drake's disappointment.

    • @eatmykoolaid.
      @eatmykoolaid. 4 місяці тому

      @@GandhiTheGodOfWar 💀💀💀💀

    • @bardement
      @bardement 4 місяці тому +3

      I don't know enough, why did they even say it 1 year ago ?

    • @Mattriarc
      @Mattriarc 4 місяці тому +10

      When i was listening to Kendrick bring this up I had this clip playing in my head the whole time 😂

    • @mudjumper
      @mudjumper 4 місяці тому

      @@bardement drake has been quite obvious about being a pedo for a while now, Kendrick’s just shining light on it

  • @De13373r
    @De13373r 2 роки тому +2801

    Love the character of “Old woman who occasionally says things that are super out of pocket”

    • @onyourleft4194
      @onyourleft4194 9 місяців тому +52

      it's so accurate to old women. like have you ever read those stories about old women who just casually admit to murdering someone??

    • @milokiss8276
      @milokiss8276 4 місяці тому

      character?

    • @gummiebeez
      @gummiebeez 4 місяці тому

      That’s just how old people are

  • @SkoloT
    @SkoloT 4 місяці тому +75

    This really struck a chord

  • @ChiliSainz
    @ChiliSainz 2 роки тому +2305

    This is the type of bit they could pull off to absolutely break Ian in TNTL

    • @theripper451
      @theripper451 2 роки тому +57

      You can hear him laughing in the background

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 2 роки тому +2228

    Okay but "not the great war, the medium good war" was a solid joke too

  • @atharvadeshpande4749
    @atharvadeshpande4749 4 місяці тому +128

    Kendrick laughing in the corner right now 😂

  • @TheOffensiveSenses
    @TheOffensiveSenses 4 місяці тому +77

    Damien called it

  • @im.just.bored.here.
    @im.just.bored.here. 3 місяці тому +13

    The drake joke aged like a fine wine 😂

  • @gigaderek
    @gigaderek 4 місяці тому +36

    This aged beautifully

  • @LepWho
    @LepWho 4 місяці тому +20

    THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US

  • @WentwentLive
    @WentwentLive 4 місяці тому +7

    "I see dead people..."

  • @mach2922
    @mach2922 4 місяці тому +34

    Allegations been floating around for years. Kinda like Harvey Weinstien

  • @calebcrawford7854
    @calebcrawford7854 4 місяці тому +15

    aged like a fine wine

  • @1Gingerduckling
    @1Gingerduckling 4 місяці тому +22

    See Damien knew

  • @gabrieldavis7128
    @gabrieldavis7128 4 місяці тому +6

    They not like us

  • @stevenboelke6661
    @stevenboelke6661 2 роки тому +96

    I was not prepared for the clip to actually match the expectations set up by the title.

  • @corallium22
    @corallium22 2 роки тому +284

    Okay but the fact someone can ask "Which Drake?" and it works either way...

    • @KittyCatTV
      @KittyCatTV 2 роки тому +19

      …there’s more than one Drake that fits this scenario? 🤮

    • @NicolasPetrali93
      @NicolasPetrali93 2 роки тому +12

      "Which Drake?" Yes.

    • @lunarsyke9957
      @lunarsyke9957 2 роки тому +63

      ​@@KittyCatTV drake (the rapper), drake bell (nickelodeon)

    • @coin5207
      @coin5207 2 роки тому +1

      Wait what happened with Drake the rapper?

    • @LegalVampire
      @LegalVampire 2 роки тому +47

      @@coin5207 As far as I know, he was messaging Millie Bobbie Brown while she was underage

  • @peoswriter1
    @peoswriter1 4 місяці тому +3

    The "medium-good war" is the part that gets me.

  • @vocalizer-aizoku
    @vocalizer-aizoku 7 місяців тому +16

    Damien loses his filter when in character

  • @nahidahamed1742
    @nahidahamed1742 4 місяці тому +4

    That drake was too close to home

  • @SirGingerOfKnight
    @SirGingerOfKnight 4 місяці тому +6

    funny this should end up in people's home page now

  • @toddelmsworth640
    @toddelmsworth640 3 місяці тому +1

    “I laughed, but you WILL answer the Jesus”
    -Damien Haas

  • @pixyriri
    @pixyriri 4 місяці тому +4

    foreshadowing

  • @thegeekwithin91
    @thegeekwithin91 4 місяці тому +4

    Drake got real quiet when this one dropped

  • @Nilli0n
    @Nilli0n 5 місяців тому +2

    Crazy how we joke about this stuff but in a few years they'll probably be making a documentary about it.

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii 2 роки тому +3

    that was in the sevAHnteen hundreds

  • @MadtownChucknut
    @MadtownChucknut 2 роки тому +2

    Did I ever tell you about the war? No, not the Great War. The medium-good war!

  • @quirkygirlboss
    @quirkygirlboss 7 місяців тому +2

    That was so unexpected for me too 💀💀

  • @Lanedude08
    @Lanedude08 9 місяців тому +3

    Damien is unnaturally good at humor

  • @S2condHeartbeat
    @S2condHeartbeat 4 місяці тому +5

    He was so right xD

  • @Zer0san
    @Zer0san 2 місяці тому +1

    Tryin to strike a chord...

  • @WaitWhatWho
    @WaitWhatWho Місяць тому +1

    Certified lover boy...

  • @strakk
    @strakk 4 місяці тому +2

    Oh Boy...

  • @infamousmaze6870
    @infamousmaze6870 7 місяців тому +1

    I say this all the time now. It's great.

  • @echo12345ish
    @echo12345ish Рік тому +5

    The funny part is, this applies to both Drake's

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 4 місяці тому +1

    Throwing shade at Drake.🤣🤣

  • @ytuser_3122
    @ytuser_3122 11 місяців тому +1

    That Drake would work for both Bell and rapper Drakes 😂

  • @apetheory7152
    @apetheory7152 2 роки тому

    You should see the one where a girl in a Batman mask comes out

  • @kjfromocpodcast1110
    @kjfromocpodcast1110 2 роки тому +102

    I like Drake's music but this shit was hilarious

    • @Seba12322
      @Seba12322 2 роки тому +7

      Not that drake

    • @kjfromocpodcast1110
      @kjfromocpodcast1110 2 роки тому +1

      @@Seba12322 oops. Which one?

    • @CrystalX329
      @CrystalX329 2 роки тому +22

      @@kjfromocpodcast1110 I think he’s referring to Drake Bell

    • @ground.jordan
      @ground.jordan 2 роки тому +100

      @@CrystalX329 I hate 2 be the bearer of bad news but… both Drakes are kind of weird with minors. Drake bell has actually plead guilty though

    • @KirbyVanPelt
      @KirbyVanPelt 2 роки тому

      @@CrystalX329 basically.

  • @quinnnewman9538
    @quinnnewman9538 2 роки тому

    The misdirection

  • @KingXOreo
    @KingXOreo 2 роки тому +3

    I honestly thought he was talking about the pop-singer Drake.
    I guess the joke applies to both 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Coach_Shiner
    @Coach_Shiner 9 місяців тому

    Remember this is the same dude that made a joke about Princess Diana

  • @jamesscott305
    @jamesscott305 2 роки тому

    Holy shit indeed!

  • @heckinwes6080
    @heckinwes6080 2 роки тому

    Had to go to the comments to understand the joke because my interpretation was wayyy off- I thought it was a Degrassi reference 💀

  • @romantorch2230
    @romantorch2230 2 роки тому

    Why no audio?

  • @Tazerboy_10
    @Tazerboy_10 4 місяці тому

    😆

  • @wisco9er536
    @wisco9er536 2 роки тому

    Can someone explain what Drake did? I never liked him but damn 😳

    • @maltesefalcon85
      @maltesefalcon85 8 місяців тому +1

      i know he was supposedly weird with millie bobbie brown but i think there was other stuff as well

  • @mysticmisc4585
    @mysticmisc4585 2 роки тому

    what try not to laugh is this from?

  • @brettf45
    @brettf45 9 місяців тому

    Aight thats a solid one, yall 1 for a 1,000 now onn jokes

  • @SadlyAddie
    @SadlyAddie 2 роки тому +5

    Proud to be the 420th like

  • @wakeupkiva
    @wakeupkiva 2 роки тому +1

    I don't understand how this is funny it's not

  • @I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK
    @I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK 2 роки тому +1

    Funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐

  • @Dylamn
    @Dylamn 2 роки тому +8896

    Love the rare case of Damien making jokes he regrets before saying them.

    • @SecondAftermath
      @SecondAftermath 2 роки тому +197

      In this case he didn't regret it and that's the best kinds of Damien jokes

    • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
      @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 2 роки тому +61

      @@SecondAftermath facts. No reason to regret telling the truth, amirite?

    • @themightypotatodevourer
      @themightypotatodevourer 2 роки тому +5

      My name is also Damien and I have that habit too XD thankfully I don't same then outloud sometimes

    • @aarkproductions
      @aarkproductions 11 місяців тому +7

      And that was in the SeVAnteenhundreds

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@yeastofthoughtsmind9623Omg idk why but it just clicked with me, it's about Drake and Josh. I thought they were referring to the rapper and was confused on what had happened 😂

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 4 місяці тому +661

    This aged incredibly

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 4 місяці тому +10

      If this video was a kid, Drake would've moved on to the next one

  • @SmoshedbyIckyrus
    @SmoshedbyIckyrus 2 роки тому +12743

    Remember when Damien says "I'm a registered...I was gonna say priest" and Shayne said "That's the same thing and you know it..."

    • @troygameplay328
      @troygameplay328 2 роки тому +197

      Reverse that

    • @Blue-2-u
      @Blue-2-u 2 роки тому +55

      i want to find that episode now 😂

    • @SecondAftermath
      @SecondAftermath 2 роки тому +56

      Switch who said it

    • @swift7360
      @swift7360 2 роки тому +28

      I think you have that confused

    • @shizar998
      @shizar998 2 роки тому +194

      Damian with sausage fingers: im a registered, well...
      Shanye: laughs
      Damian: no no, i was going to say priest.
      Shayne (the god of sports): that's no different And you know it.

  • @kidreside1987
    @kidreside1987 2 роки тому +3555

    TNTL has always been a goldmine of dark humor

    • @Gigatless
      @Gigatless 2 роки тому +58

      its too bad they play it safely, they need to make a special dark TNTL stream

    • @Chestersinthecar
      @Chestersinthecar 2 роки тому +21

      @@Gigatless right? Like all your fans are 30+ and depressed lol

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 7 місяців тому +1

      Eh, most of it is unwatchable garbage, but then every now & then there’s a gem so brilliant like Black Shayne & White Ify

    • @helton3425
      @helton3425 7 місяців тому

      ​@@justadummy8076 these days I tend to go for compilations or bits that get notoriety, cuz yea... They tend to play it safe

    • @YohannCostaBir
      @YohannCostaBir 5 місяців тому

      Aside from the TNTL bits I miss the Twitch stream stuff .... They didn't hold back there. My favourite was the "shayne is Italian" clip that you can still find on YT.

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 2 роки тому +934

    I expected the "any particular music you enjoy, Princess Diana?" bit which proves that Damien is the best at the holy shit moments

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra 2 роки тому +7

      One of my favorites

    • @deferencetodusk
      @deferencetodusk 5 місяців тому +4

      Also he wasnt even in that episode. Dude just popped in to drop one of the best tntl bits ever and dipped

  • @MangetsuSAMURAI
    @MangetsuSAMURAI 2 роки тому +875

    Put this up there with the Shane Dawson joke he made.

    • @ParasiteAdam666
      @ParasiteAdam666 2 роки тому +69

      That cat was 500 TONS of American torque

    • @awkwardpersonsoul5381
      @awkwardpersonsoul5381 2 роки тому +2

      When did that happen

    • @ewwricka
      @ewwricka 2 роки тому +101

      @@ParasiteAdam666 “who do you think bites their lip harder, bella swan in ‘twilight’, or shane dawson looking at this fuckin’ thing?”

    • @Opsity
      @Opsity 2 роки тому +29

      @@ParasiteAdam666500 tons of American torque to get away from wherever Shane is as fast as it can

    • @MangetsuSAMURAI
      @MangetsuSAMURAI 2 роки тому +13

      @@awkwardpersonsoul5381 I finally have an answer for you, it was TNTL #66 - Gauntlet is Back.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 9 місяців тому +224

    I like the idea of an old, old war veteran casually going up to complete strangers and calmly relating to them the most horrific stories and they just look on horrified.

    • @gariden
      @gariden 7 місяців тому +6

      these people are real, lol. it’s very awkward

  • @CRIMSXNTEARS
    @CRIMSXNTEARS 4 місяці тому +27

    LEMME HEAR YOU SAY OV-HOEEEE

  • @bvnn1e_gvtz
    @bvnn1e_gvtz 2 роки тому +308

    Damien’s jokes in these formats are always the best

  • @TheRealHiboman
    @TheRealHiboman 4 місяці тому +24

    What a timely recommendation by the algorithm! Who’s watching after Kendrick dropped his 4th? Are there more coming?

  • @kayleethatoneweirdchick2465
    @kayleethatoneweirdchick2465 4 місяці тому +22

    AGED LIKE DAMN FINE WINE

  • @RafidW9
    @RafidW9 2 роки тому +141

    Nah middle school is too old for Drake

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 2 роки тому +1

      Ok, what did Drake get caught with and when? I’m not usually one for celebrity gossip, but I’m all for creeps getting called out.

    • @alexmunch9275
      @alexmunch9275 2 роки тому +8

      @@stingerjohnny9951 An old video surfaced of him making out with a 17 year old girl. In more recent years, he was flirting with Billie Eilish in her dm’s (age 17 at the time) and Millie Bobby Brown (age 14 at the time)

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@alexmunch9275Wait, which Drake?? I thought it was the rapper, then I thought people were referring to Drake and Josh, now I'm back to thinking it's the rapper but I don't keep up with him

    • @alexmunch9275
      @alexmunch9275 6 місяців тому +2

      @@LordVader1094 The rapper. The other drake from Nickelodeon also has done some weird things with minors too

  • @BrandonDuckett
    @BrandonDuckett 4 місяці тому +19

    Here in May 2024 just enjoying the updated relevance. XD

  • @Aurelisk
    @Aurelisk 2 роки тому +126

    Those questionable jokes are the best.

  • @renthehag
    @renthehag 4 місяці тому +12

    Who’s listening after Kendrick? 😂😂😂

  • @timtheenchanter2062
    @timtheenchanter2062 2 роки тому +119

    Shayne may be 60% of smosh but damien is 20%

    • @delete4398
      @delete4398 2 роки тому

      Subjective much. Spencer and Tommy have made me laugh more than Damien did the past 2 years.

    • @Zeerooo
      @Zeerooo 2 роки тому

      @@delete4398 Facts. And subjectively, I just think that the Spencer-Shayne duo is more entertaining.

    • @meowlethh8831
      @meowlethh8831 2 роки тому +1

      Spencer, Shayne, Tommy, and Amanda are a powerhouse no offense

    • @breannaadams4058
      @breannaadams4058 2 роки тому +8

      @@delete4398 why would you feel the need to point out that someone's preferences are subjective?

    • @midnightcas9995
      @midnightcas9995 2 роки тому +3

      I mean- Jackie and Amanda are also hilarious

  • @theycallmejodamo
    @theycallmejodamo 4 місяці тому +6

    Not BBL Drizzy?!?! 🤣🤣

  • @Sifeus
    @Sifeus 2 роки тому +43

    Dane Cook seen unsubscribing from Smosh

  • @bryanabreu
    @bryanabreu 4 місяці тому +7

    Oh god, this joke makes sense now...

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 2 роки тому +36

    The Judge sentenced drake, but these guys executed him.

  • @whokillediggy
    @whokillediggy 4 місяці тому +9

    BBL DRIZZY

  • @TurkeyTueky
    @TurkeyTueky 4 місяці тому +9

    WELL THIS IS TOPICAL.

  • @NM-nk2ol
    @NM-nk2ol Рік тому +22

    This is hands down one of the best things to ever come out of Damiens mouth

  • @aclonymous
    @aclonymous Рік тому +10

    I hate how Drake was exposed as a pedophile, and everyone was talking shit about him for a few days, and then everyone just... forgot? and now he's only became more successful with a bigger platform to manipulate kids than ever

    • @crazyunclecrispy6140
      @crazyunclecrispy6140 9 місяців тому +4

      welcome to the internet boss. want another example? the night in the woods developers drove one of their employees to suicide and then tried to assassinate his character before he was even buried. but hey some new mediocre furry game is far more important than getting justice for a innocent man. for added context zoey quinn whose a notorious liar and scam artist accused the man in question of sexual assault on twitter. never went to the police and never provided ANY evidence other than the words of a liar and her friends. if you bring any of this up the devs will automatically ban you from their forums and their fans will go after you.

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 4 місяці тому +1

      Oh nobody will forget it now, Kendrick just massacred him

    • @aclonymous
      @aclonymous 4 місяці тому +1

      @@jimmy_the_squid9456 give it a few months, they'll go right back to glazing

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 2 роки тому +12

    Love this specifically bc when he says Drake I’m not sure which one he’s talking about

  • @meaganbradford6036
    @meaganbradford6036 2 роки тому +283

    I love when Damien calls celebrities out like this! Yasss King!

    • @travishowell290
      @travishowell290 2 роки тому +9

      Damian's Chris Pratt Mario bit still has reserve showings in my brain lol.

  • @ALgamer47
    @ALgamer47 2 роки тому +20

    "Medium Good War" What!?😂

  • @hopper16
    @hopper16 2 роки тому +8

    Sad that the joke works with both Drizzy Drake and Drake Bell.

  • @SmoshedbyIckyrus
    @SmoshedbyIckyrus 2 роки тому +10

    AYOOO

    • @foodistzen
      @foodistzen 2 роки тому

      b̅r̅o̅w̅n̅c̅e̅l̅

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers 2 роки тому +10

    Tell me he's wrong...

    • @85BRox
      @85BRox 2 роки тому +1

      Can’t

  • @aafrophonee
    @aafrophonee 4 місяці тому +3

    Still relevant

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos 2 роки тому +5

    He saw it wasn't working so he pulled out the big gun

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 4 місяці тому

      Damien always has a backup in case he doesn't break them with the bit

  • @HephiasFlamestrider
    @HephiasFlamestrider 4 місяці тому +4

    This aged wonderfully with the Kendrick Diss Tracks

    • @Aesos3429
      @Aesos3429 4 місяці тому +1

      Depends on which Drake from a nick show with an interest in kids he was talking about… the one from Degrassi or the one from Drake and Josh

    • @HephiasFlamestrider
      @HephiasFlamestrider 4 місяці тому

      @@Aesos3429 Thats the beauty of time. Old jokes get new meaning sometimes xD

  • @gummiebeez
    @gummiebeez 4 місяці тому +2

    Damn

  • @thebraveguy9808
    @thebraveguy9808 2 роки тому +3

    But... like... is he wrong though?

  • @MelxncholyMermxid
    @MelxncholyMermxid 2 роки тому +3

    I love dark Damien

  • @OpinionParade
    @OpinionParade 6 місяців тому +2

    Man, I wonder how long it will take for what we know about Drake to become mainstream knowledge...

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku Рік тому +2

    It’s the cane tap on the knee as he says it that makes it so funny

  • @dopernieuxx2700
    @dopernieuxx2700 4 місяці тому +1

    That was a really amazing one!!!

  • @CinemaDemocratica
    @CinemaDemocratica 2 роки тому +1

    I still can't quite make it out -- is he saying, "We were sweating like Drake driving by a middle school"?

    • @alexandrapedersen829
      @alexandrapedersen829 2 роки тому

      Yup.

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 2 роки тому

      @@alexandrapedersen829 I just about know who Drake is -- did he get in hot water regarding the age of a companion or something?

    • @lavenderbakery4184
      @lavenderbakery4184 9 місяців тому +1

      @@CinemaDemocratica i know this was a year ago but yeah, drake has messaged/"hung out with" multiple underage girls most notably millie bobby brown

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 9 місяців тому

      @@lavenderbakery4184 The internet is never better than when we can ask a question in good faith and someone answers in good faith. Thanks.

  • @lunarumbreon7699
    @lunarumbreon7699 2 роки тому +5

    Was about to ask which Drake. Then I remembered it’s both

  • @davidflyer7674
    @davidflyer7674 2 роки тому +13

    "say what you will about pedophiles"...

    • @laurenk8617
      @laurenk8617 2 роки тому +15

      But at least they drive through school zones slower

  • @emmygreen8108
    @emmygreen8108 2 роки тому +7

    Is he talking about drake bell or drake the singer.

    • @DrChliin
      @DrChliin 2 роки тому +19

      yes

    • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
      @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 2 роки тому +8

      Works for both, so I guess just pick one (I always assumed Drake the rapper, since he's the Drake that goes by a mononym)

    • @SaintBigfoot
      @SaintBigfoot 2 роки тому

      Applies to both

  • @yavorvlaskov5404
    @yavorvlaskov5404 5 місяців тому +1

    I would have lost it at the "not the good war, the medium good war" honestly

  • @They_Call_Me_HeartFace
    @They_Call_Me_HeartFace 2 роки тому +4

    dude, some of the legendary bits are pure ASDF movie or Cyanide and Happiness material.
    If just they could cross the line, TNTL would erase any comedy movie.

  • @joefisher1122
    @joefisher1122 2 роки тому

    Haha .... haha...ha....drake is a rapper right. I'm old...

  • @zackgravity7284
    @zackgravity7284 9 місяців тому

    Which drake are they talking about?

  • @SmashBros1235
    @SmashBros1235 Рік тому

    I can see Shez doing this to Claude (Fire emblem reference)