Madness Combat: Credit Carnage
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- Опубліковано 15 лис 2024
- Hank, Sanford and Deimos are back, and it's time to infiltrate the AAHW. Just hope they try not to get sidetracked.
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Sanford and Deimos got a building dropped on them, A vending machine is like a child kicking their shins
Makes sense to me
That....actually makes sense. And it doesn't even have a roof when they were first introduced with that building when they backed up. And these are the types of dudes (grunt bodies) that break real easily if you apply enough effort to ones' strength.
No wonder they ignored the damage and decided to pig out instead. Seems lore accurate.
I say that still hurts man, my friends kid kicked my shin and I was out for a hour
KIDS ARE STRONG SOMETIMES MAN
@@Show-cc1tzOR ARE SHINS WEAK?
Hes a monster but even monsters abide by vending machine laws
That would be a contravention
I would’ve broken the machine law.
because i’m eviiil. super evil.
See what you did there. @Dave64591
MADNESS COMBAT!!! WTF IS A BAD FIGHT SEQUENCE🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
If Krinkels ever had the chance to fund a madness combat show yall should be the ones to do it.
I second this.
I third this
I want to work at that show so hard
Ah yes, the non show, madness combat
An attempt to subtitle this audio jumble. (Captions are auto-translate)
No idea what the other snacks are properly named so I went with what I heard.
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H = Hank
S = Sanford
D = Deimos
H: >Attempts to use his card to use the vending machine (???)
- CARD READ ERROR
D: What are you doing, Hank?
S: We don't have time for this man, let's go!
S: Wha-why are you even using that thing? Just smash the glass, it's not like it's our facility. WE HATE THESE GUYS, it doesn't matter!
D: Hank! Listen to me, they're coming for us, there were shots fired, and they definitely know we're here now.
- SUCCESS...
- USE CHIP
H: >Attempts to use a chip to use the vending machine (???)
- DECLINED
S: No..! Whata-whata-what is he doing??
D: Hank, i-if it's not working that's probably because your card's still expired, I mean...
S: You destroy and murder everything around you all the time, but now all of a sudden you're abiding by their payment rules?
D: He's trying to use the tap...
S: Are you kidding me right now??
D: Yeah... He-he's tapping it...
S: H-He's tapping it, he's trying to tap it.. I-I-I just don't understand man.. It-
D: ...Hank, it's not working. It didn't work at the other vending machines so-
H: >Grabs the vending machine and slams it on Sanford and Deimos
D: Okay.. That hurt like hell...
S: AAGH... It's alright, it's fine, we got bandages in the truck we're fine and- oh! They got "Glippy Glaps" in here!
D: "Glippy Glaps"? I haven't had those in ages!
S: Mmm!
D: gidigidihoo! Glippy Glaps~
S: Dude! Chocolate Poggles!?
D: Mmhm, send some of those suckers this way my guy.
Both: *GASP*
Both: Pizza Pinga Pongles! YEAAHHHHH!!! (Explosion!!!)
D: Woo!
Thanks, you have good ears
H** d***That's a level of skill there, my brother.
you missed something Sanford said:
We don't have time for this, man, let's go! Do you think this is hours for shopping? Why are you even using that thing, just smash the glass.
that's my two cents on the transcript
You are all amazing, thank you so much!!!
Audio Jungle
This is SO accurate to their personalities.
Hank is a monster, but he's goofy whenever he isn't killing. Remember that easter egg in one of the Science Tower levels where you have Hank constantly ding the bell, asking for service, and not once does it come to him why the cowering attendant wouldn't tend to him?
Sanford is just being logical, telling Hank the quickest way to get it overwith, as well as noting the inconsistencies in Hank's priorities.
Deimos at one point seems anxious, trying to alert Hank that more Agents will be on their way. He's also trying to explain to Hank what's going on.
I like how Sanford and Deimos talking while Hank is swiping, inserting the chip, and tapping his credit card on his card reader.
I have the little feeling that's Doc's credit card xD
This is the most barebones comment I've ever seen in my life. How did this get nearly 500 likes
@@ash_redfighter idk they just like it
@@antoniogimenez5138 lmao, i can imagine hank spending doc’s money on blenders and bandages
today on dead internet
I just realized while rewatching that Hank's footsteps near the end shake the screen. very cool detail
I mean, dudes build like a fucking wall now.
Probably because he realized that he gave Deimos and Sanford free food
Beeg stomp
Seeing madness stuff outside of its normal style is so good.
0:46 It’s nice that he has “no breaking vending machine” standards. But the guy is trying to buy something with an expired card.
Well which one would you rather do?
@@The-S-H3lf-EaterBuy something with cash. Yeah, it makes noise, but the coins double as projectiles (with skill).
@@Quickdrawingartist What relevance do coins have to this?
PIZZA PINGLE POGGLE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
YEAH!!!!
WOOOOOOO🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
YEAH!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!
YEAHHHHH!!!!
madness combat: hanks snacking problem
the 6foot 8inch tall killing machines needs his snacks and calories to function
Yeah I want more random shenanigans like this.
Also I like the concept while Hank was fed up with them, he did make sure not to crush them too badly as to kill them or leave a permanent injury, just enough for them to shut up.
But hay, it works in their favor, free snacks PLUS not needing to do any work for the day.
I was giggling my ass off of how mad hank is when sanford and deimos got the snacks instead of him😂
Hank is a ruthless killer yet he doesn't even try to just break the damn vending machine
Professionals have standards
You know it's gonna be good, if this guy animates Madness Combat.
I love it, when Sanford and Deimos get smashed inside the vending, they just shrug it off and see what's inside, while Hank goes to cool off, by going on with the mission. Like he said ,,Fine, you two deal with that, while I'll deal with the mission"
Happy madness day!
Tbf, they did a building dropped on both their heads before so It makes sense they can shrug off a vending machine. (That's before they even got their fit mind you)
@@d4rkpr1nc39 So they can safetly take a job as construction workers, when this madness ends. If something falls on them, they wouldn't feel a thing.
I'm going to rewatch this so many times lol, awesome animation
Sanford and Deimos act like two dude who make me laugh so hard
They’re just a pair of badass little goobers, and we must cherish them.
reminds me of TMNT
Ah yes bandages, the cure for everything in this universe
so far hank got 2 things to live for in life other than killing and doing his merc work
1. Ice cream
2. Choopy Doops
PIZZA PINGLE-PONGLES
YEEEAAAHH
WOO!
*credits*
This is the the most Madness Combat thing I have ever seen
The way they just accept that they've been crushed, and start goikg nuts for the snacks is just awesome man i love this
I don't know how you made the Madness characters look right with arms when they usually don't. But Imma say that it takes incredible skill to make something that have another thing look right
Please make more animations of Madness Combat in this style! These are perfect!
0:19 brutal doom players be like
unexpected brutal doom
This animation has to win madness day. It’s just so good and funny.
no way this guy made madness combat animation again!
Hank was just so stone faced the entire time I loved it
I count about 50 card swipe fails
I count about 25 chip slide fails
I count about 11 tap fails
Conclusion: Hank really wanted that Choopy Doops
So he tried to pay 86 times. Good lord, the vending machine is broken, that's all.
oh hey, i remember you from that atp engineer pinup art you did years ago
i love this so much lmao, it's so perfectly madness combat. the animation and art style is also peak
Hank is all the more *Hangry* all bc he did not to resort to petty theft, love it
The fact they kept talking while they were dying 😂
This brings me back to Newgrounds days
I feel bad for the engineer who got the worst death by far
I'd absolutely would love to see more of your Madness Combat Animations because it's so silly and amazing!
It all feels so in character for the boys to act the way they do in these videos.
I also love how Hank (since we know little to nothing about him past two things: He LOVES Violence and Hates Tricky) enjoys the simple things in your vids, like Ice Cream and Bags of Chips you'd find in vending machines.
Oh, I just realized! Nice use of adding the Shotgun from your video Madness Magnification. Neat little easter egg for people who remember.
It's both, extremely cursed to see grunts with arms and legs. And a human body.
But it's so fucking cool. I feel like if they ever got actually human limbs, they would look like cartoony or some shit.
ALSO, OH GREAT HEAVENS.
i like those voices for sanford and deimos
the fucking vine alarm sounds are the cherry on top
This animation is amazing, also I think Hank is mad because he got killed by Deimos and Sanford In the project nexus videogame. Also Happy madness day 🎉🎉💣💣
Bandages are like the *4TH* improbability drive
prove me wrong
The legendary trio
I like how neither even tried to move out of the way
So, here's my take on this...
Choopy Doops = Pringles (it has a chip with a face on the packaging lol)
Glippy Glaps = hmm... Popchips? Monster Munch? Lay's?
Chocolate Poggles = Pocky sticks
Pizza Pinga Pongles = Pepperoni Pizza Combos
He’s not just trying to buy a snack. He’s building up BATTLE RAGE!!
This video just made my bleedin' day. i especially love how perfectly the ''YEAH'' was timed with the explosion sound.
Deimos and Sanford are such bros its actually the best.
Happy Madness Day, and beautiful animation!!
More madness please I love the way you do them
Damn, that's freaking cool! Awesome! Feels like an episode from a good show
Brutal Doom reference [0:16]
Hank has only 1 moral code never steal chips
This bro has found a gold mine of content for himself
0:29 I find it funny that people forget that Hank was literally just a goofy guy who has beef with everyone.
if madness combat got more budget be like:
Oh so now Deimos got his face cured!
we should revive the madness era
I like it like one moment when one of my friends somehow gets stuck in a ve ding machine and eats all from it, just because it didnt accepted his card
Still can't believe he tried tapping it
you can call Hank anything but not a thief, hes not a bad example
i like how when sanford and deimos got the vending machine dropped on them they just ate chips or something
i thought hank was crushing the agents and ATP guys when the crunching sounds rolled in but it was just sanford and deimos enjoying some snacks
honestly, this one was so funny to watch on the stream
2 sides of the madness combat community, gore, violence, and destruction,
the other side: the funnys
MY GUY U MADE THEM LUNCHABLE
“The more serious/dark the content is, the more ridiculous the community becomes.” - Some dude from the internet I jacked this quote from.
That was one of the best animations i saw on madness day :D
Remember, never smoke! Smoking kills.
literally the only person who can make humanoid bodies look good on grunts.
Hank may be a psychotic mass murderer but at least he's not *rude*
Hank could've just smashed the glass...
Sure, if he was an uncultured savage.
@@Quickdrawingartist I mean, isn't he? Kinda?
@@MBii-w8n He's a "killing machine", not a hobo.
@@Quickdrawingartist Yeah, I know, but still.
@@MBii-w8n "I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin."
What a law abiding Citizen 😊
0:16 "Go to sleep" vibes
Sandy and deimos can take the time to drip but hank can't have the time to get a snack? Hypocrisy at its finest
Fantastic animation. Happy Madness day!!
Yo i dont wanna be that guy but im gonna be that guy
1. They only bleed black if they are in hell. NOT in the surface
2. Sanford wears an undershirt. Its confirmed because in the cinematic trailer of project nexus 2
kicking my feet and giggling this is so awesome
What a tribute. This is amazing lol
Absolute Cinema
Hank falling the Among Us task
The damn SWIPE CARD
@@BoomEmberDaFox yep, exactly
It would’ve been funnier if it said “Ur too broke lol!”
Because I doubt Hank has enough money for a vending machine item.
BRO HAD A VISION
*Edit after realizing this was for Madness Day
BRO DID NOT HAVE A VISION
That's perfect. I love this animation.😂❤
This is extremely well made dw bro there will come one day where this goes viral I am 100% sure about that😂
I wish i could see Deimos in the hospital having lung cancer because he smoked too much
This is kinda like how I'd image they'd look if they were in fortnite tbh
Now I'm hungry for PIZZA PINGLE POGGLE!! hehe..
Don't know much about madness but this looked great!
after watching the two have to regroup at the start of nexus, this is def canon
This makes me believe more and more that hank strictly follows the law
thats amazing dude
Next year can u make a sequel to magnification
I love madness combat in this dress is perfect
Hank you could’ve break the glass and that’s the enemy’s machine
Ah yes the rule 34 creator made this for madness day
Ohhh noo
-heavy tf2
Incredible!! Love this!
I first though this would be 'How agent/grunt feel when they meet hank gang:'but it just smt else
Masness needs to be redone in this art style holy shit. Its that good
Dang nice animation! Hank sure does lose his cool lol
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Why it feels like I'm watching TMNT?
The credits did not have to be an epilepsy trigger
i already know this gonna be fire