Going Through Boot Camp and Becoming a Drill Instructor were the best times of my life! Rob Riggle Semper Fidelis! @Bert Kreischer thanks for having him on!
That story about taking extra fire watch to practice is the essence of what being a Marine is to me. Doing WHATEVER it takes to accomplish the mission. That mindset has served me incredibly well. Semper Fi!
I didn't realize how bad I cussed until I came home on leave for the first time... My mom was not impressed with all the F bombs I dropped. As a Marine, you don't notice it, every other word is an F bomb, no matter the conversation or tone.
@@stevez.6805 I got in trouble in the civilian police academy for cussing. During my counseling the administrator asked if they allowed cussing in the Marines. Guy was a fucking dildo.
I was infantry in the Corps. Lmmfao I spit my drink out across my coffee table when I heard this. I was like what's new lol. I cant tell you how many Butter Bars I've had to go lok for. They'll even get lost with a effing GPS
Great to hear Rob’s Marine OCS experience. I went to OCS in 1992 after having been in Marine Bootcamp 1989. Two completely different experiences to say the least. I actually got *boarded” at 6 weeks and was eventually allowed to go back into training. I got two chits (demerits) for “lack of physical courage” during hand-to-hand combat training (pugil sticks) and dropping out of a squad integrity run in which I stepped aside to vomit instead of puking in formation on the guy in front of me. Being *on-the-bubble” and not being able to fail anymore events, definitely upped the pressure level of OCS. It was like being a bushy-tailed squirrel living in a room full of rocking chairs.
I went through Marine Corps OCS in the early '70's. It's boot camp for officer candidates. We had mustangers (former enlisted who got out and came back in as an officer candidate) in our platoon and they had been through enlisted boot camp. They all said OCS was worse. We had a DOR board and a bell. They pushed to get you to drop on request. Some couldn't hack it and they DOR'd. Others were cut. There is a high percentage of people who don't make it all the way through the program. Once you do graduate and you are commissioned, you then go to The Basic School, which is 6 months of intense training. After that, you go to you assigned specialty school. I was in artillery, so we went through 3 months of artillery training. So, it's a long time from OCS to finally being assigned to the fleet. A lot of pressure in every stage. Wouldn't trade that experience for anything.
I've always enjoyed his energetic comedy and satire. I'd heard he was a Marine. I did not know he was an officer. Gives me that much more respect for him.
Same here. Not I know where that sick side of comedy comes from that he’s so good at.😂🤣😂 dysfunctional veteran. Gives me that much more respect for him.
Burts looking at him like oh shit my worst life experience is one time the pizza delivery guy never showed up so I had to get in my own car and actually drive to taco bell and wait in line and get my own Taco Bell it was absolutely brutal like your story.
And that's the bottom line. " You make your choices, make your decisions ". And you own them. You made the choice, you bear the responsibility for it. It's a leadership quality that many lack.
Sometimes people give leeway when speaking with (us) veterans. Essentially it's uncharted territory for many people and anything potentially offensive is seen as dangerous. Anyway I believe anything can be up for discussion. Hakuna matata
Riggle talking about what he did to graduate in front of someone who hilariously couldn't. That's classic, Bert's face was the perfect expression, fuckin cajun
@@carldorsey2604 In one of Tom's specials he re-purposed the word cajun to use instead of saying retarded, because he got into some shit about using the R word.
Love the descriptions Rob. Reminds me of AF basic training, though they were trying pretty hard to keep the recruits. Lost a couple guys but they really didn’t want to be there anyway. Thanks for your service-you are a patriot.
Becoming a marine is the greatest thing I could ever do. I can honestly thank the marine corps, leadership, and friends I made for making me a better person for civilization. I heard LtCol Riggle was a great leader.
Thank you guys. I couldn't join due to surgeries. I was on the DWP (delayed waiting program) all through high school. Broke my heart when they wouldn't take me..
First night of OCS was much different than boot camp. They had us lined up in a big room with boxes in front of us. Then had is all strip naked, put everything we brought with us in the box and put on pt gear. Definitely let you know you weren’t in Kansas anymore. Also, my mom got the pleasure of opening the box of dirty unfolded clothes that they mailed back home.
Haha we all do when we've been out for a while. Funny, I remember a lot of good times while reminiscing....but with further introspection memories of gunny motard chewing my ass for walking on a patch of grass....or field day, Chinese field day, ....or inspections...police calls, chow, naval jargon, horseshoe hair cuts, pt.....oh well gotta take good with the bad.
One of my favorite comedians, served in the military like a badass, and paid to get his grandfather to fly a plane. Robert Allen Riggle Jr. ladies and gents. 👏👏
Great to hear these stories. I went thru basic training and loved it. Mind games galore. 50 min to make bed mil spec. Of course first time you couldn't and then you now get 40 min. I enjoyed every minute
I really liked Mr. Riggle when he came on the entertainment scene not too long ago. I was really surprised when I learned that his 'funny'' guy was a marine. That's great! Very impressive guy.
I will never forget the amount of trash talking that was going on, on the bus, and then they pulled through the gates of PI. I swear the driver slowed down and water on both sides, it got so quiet as the realization began to hit, then the bus stopped, the air brakes barked, the doors open and all hell broke lose and the biggest man Id seen rapidly climbed in in a voice only DIs have blared instructions, all I got was my feet and yellow footprints!
As a former DI, I KNOW for fact BOTH officer OCS and enlisted boot camp are stuck with some that barely make it or slipped by in first phase. 9 out of 10 of those are dropped in the 4 weeks of basic warrior training (Camps Lejuene/Pendleton) or whatever they call it now. The other 1 out of 10 goes sometime during their enlistment. Example I was getting ready to drop a recruit because he couldn’t do the Obstacle and confidence course and some PT stuff I was told I had dropped too many recruits already and had to keep him. THIS IS THE SAME IN ALL MILITARY BRANCHES. And if you don’t believe that look at today’s recruiting issues, THEY ARE keeping some losers now. Unless you are a LGBTQ cuz +++, then you are DEFINITELY being kept 🥸
Air Force has always had height requirements for pilots. You had to be at least 5'4" but no taller than 6'5". They just recently removed the minimum height requirement to allow more women to serve as pilots.
I guess I'm the only one who failed land nav at an NCO school and OCS lol. I'm just a guy from a small/medium sized city ,who has always been a navigational challenged type lol.
I went through Coast Guard boot camp. People may think that’s easy peezy but CG is the only branch that USMC shared their boot camp drill with. A lot of what he’s saying here translates to CG boot camp.
Well actually Riggle is a bit mistaken about boot camp. On the enlisted side. I was a DI and enlisted also then later an officer. As a DI mission was attrition.....we wanted you out, we wanted to get rid of you. The Marine Corps is pretty selective in who is able to put on the eagle, globe and anchor. For instance we would start out with 80 recruits and would graduate around 50 of the original recruits we would "pick up" maybe 10 of other recruits as Riggle may suggest as "retreads" from other platoons who were hurt etc. He is correct about officers candidate school.
Rob Riggle: Explains difference between Officer Candidate School and Basic Training (Boot Camp) and makes clear he attended OCS. Vide Title: RoB RiGgLe On BoOt CaMp
Being in Ky under you i can second that. Lol. I swear the Texas panhandle is the flattest ive ever seen. 7 hrs of nothing driving a 3 in the tree 73 Ford pickup. Lol. Goodtimes..
jeremy leneave lol yeah. I actually grew up in central and southern IL and Central IL is extremely flat, it’s basically one big corn/soybean field. Southern IL gets a little hilly in places. I live in the south now but when I drive back to IL I always briefly pass through KY around Paducah.
Adam WithanA I think if you actually look it up Florida is #1 and IL is #2. we don’t have much to brag about in downstate IL....just let me have this one man
After my first deployment I came home on leave for Thanksgiving. I asked my grandma to "pass the fucking potatoes". That went over like a fart in church.
If you pause this video at any point it looks like a successful dad talking to his still living at home unemployed pothead son.
Gold
I cannot unsee this now...
3:25 hold on dad, my pot dealer is texting me he's gonna be late delovering that 1/8
Oh, Dad, can I have 40$
literally did this at 5:52 when i saw your comment and boy you were lyin 😭
😂
“You don’t want to break any rules but you don’t know what the fucking rules are” literally me my entire Marine Corps enlistment 😅
My dad's a former Ssgt. Says the exact same thing
Fuckin truth!
same lol
Knowing the rules allows you to break them
Of course I don't have a good conduct ribbon
I got caught
Sounds like the concrete industry
I honestly love Bert’s interviews. There seems to be a wonderment and genuine interest when he ask questions which a lot of interviewers lack.
His Adam Sandler interview is still his best.
It’s called “flattery” he’s mastered it
I’ve always loved & respected the HELL out of Riggle being a Marine. From an old Navy HM, Rob, thank you, brother. 👍🏼🇺🇸
Going Through Boot Camp and Becoming a Drill Instructor were the best times of my life! Rob Riggle Semper Fidelis! @Bert Kreischer thanks for having him on!
"It's like drinking from a fire hose" such a good example.
4:44
Rob: “I didn’t know what to do”
Military recruiters: *evil laughter*
That story about taking extra fire watch to practice is the essence of what being a Marine is to me. Doing WHATEVER it takes to accomplish the mission. That mindset has served me incredibly well. Semper Fi!
I love how in the beginning he avoids swearing. The deeper into the Marine Corps stuff he gets the more he just starts dropping F bombs.
Oorah sir!
I cant find a bottle of Jack anywhere in this video.
Is he a legit Marine?
Exactly. I noticed that too. Muscle memory.
Roger that
I didn't realize how bad I cussed until I came home on leave for the first time... My mom was not impressed with all the F bombs I dropped. As a Marine, you don't notice it, every other word is an F bomb, no matter the conversation or tone.
@@stevez.6805 I got in trouble in the civilian police academy for cussing. During my counseling the administrator asked if they allowed cussing in the Marines. Guy was a fucking dildo.
"Rob tries to explain that he didn't go to boot camp"
An officer failed at land nav? Weird....that almost never happens.
Lol, that's the only thing I was good at at TBS... lol
I could land nav but I think I failed every junk on the bunk I ever had.
I was infantry in the Corps. Lmmfao I spit my drink out across my coffee table when I heard this. I was like what's new lol. I cant tell you how many Butter Bars I've had to go lok for. They'll even get lost with a effing GPS
Perfect
Bruh 😂
Great to hear Rob’s Marine OCS experience. I went to OCS in 1992 after having been in Marine Bootcamp 1989. Two completely different experiences to say the least. I actually got *boarded” at 6 weeks and was eventually allowed to go back into training. I got two chits (demerits) for “lack of physical courage” during hand-to-hand combat training (pugil sticks) and dropping out of a squad integrity run in which I stepped aside to vomit instead of puking in formation on the guy in front of me. Being *on-the-bubble” and not being able to fail anymore events, definitely upped the pressure level of OCS. It was like being a bushy-tailed squirrel living in a room full of rocking chairs.
Riggle knew what he wanted and took it by the balls. My man! Another great podcast 👍🏻
This by far is one of the best bertcast. Rob Riggle is one of my heros as a Marine.
I went through Marine Corps OCS in the early '70's. It's boot camp for officer candidates. We had mustangers (former enlisted who got out and came back in as an officer candidate) in our platoon and they had been through enlisted boot camp. They all said OCS was worse. We had a DOR board and a bell. They pushed to get you to drop on request. Some couldn't hack it and they DOR'd. Others were cut. There is a high percentage of people who don't make it all the way through the program. Once you do graduate and you are commissioned, you then go to The Basic School, which is 6 months of intense training. After that, you go to you assigned specialty school. I was in artillery, so we went through 3 months of artillery training. So, it's a long time from OCS to finally being assigned to the fleet. A lot of pressure in every stage. Wouldn't trade that experience for anything.
Rob Riggle is a joy to watch, especially Shark Week 2018 and 2019. He hit it out of the park with those shows.
My dog still hasn't recovered Bert. Thanks for scarring her emotionally for life.
I’m sorry for your loss
“You don’t want to make any mistakes, but you don’t know what the fucking rules are.” 100%
I've always enjoyed his energetic comedy and satire. I'd heard he was a Marine. I did not know he was an officer. Gives me that much more respect for him.
Fr he’s a great person and a great actor
Same here. Not I know where that sick side of comedy comes from that he’s so good at.😂🤣😂 dysfunctional veteran. Gives me that much more respect for him.
Damn… us underlings gets no love huh? Lol
He was 23 years....
Riggle clarifies the difference between Boot Camp and OCS. Then Bert repeatedly calls it Boot Camp.
Major differences between merchants marines and the corps
Yeah but he IS letting him speak instead about himself.
william clinton Am I missing something? What do merchant marines have to do with anything? Riggle was a LtCol in the Marine Corps Reserves.
Did he still have to do boot camp first? I did army ocs and still had to do basic training.
@thopkins22 If you are going to Ocs you will not go through boot camp. The only officers that have been to boot camp are former enlisted.
Burts looking at him like oh shit my worst life experience is one time the pizza delivery guy never showed up so I had to get in my own car and actually drive to taco bell and wait in line and get my own Taco Bell it was absolutely brutal like your story.
True
Can’t spell lost without LT😂
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
Fuckin A
Can’t spell incompetent without NCO.
Rah!
James Nash Officers take a tour of platoons. Plt Sgts can run it without them.
I love how he starts the video not cussing but talking about the military puts him back to saying fuck every other word haha. Rah.
And that's the bottom line. " You make your choices, make your decisions ". And you own them. You made the choice, you bear the responsibility for it. It's a leadership quality that many lack.
That is the quietest Bert has ever been on his podcast. 😁👍🏻
Sometimes people give leeway when speaking with (us) veterans. Essentially it's uncharted territory for many people and anything potentially offensive is seen as dangerous. Anyway I believe anything can be up for discussion. Hakuna matata
Except for his breathing 😂
Rob has a wonderful talent of story telling. nice cast Bert!
OCS in 2009. TBS in 2011. Fun times.
Love how he said "heck or high water" then says fuck 14 times rapid fire 😂🤣
Look at the way Bert is sitting in the couch 😂😂😂
He's literally a child. I honestly think he has like ADHD or something, he just doesn't have like that awareness that most adults have.
@@John-sr2hr yeah… what you’ve described is a comedian 😂
This is one of the best interviews, hands down. Lol
Riggle talking about what he did to graduate in front of someone who hilariously couldn't. That's classic, Bert's face was the perfect expression, fuckin cajun
How’s he a Cajun wtf are u talking about?
@@carldorsey2604
In one of Tom's specials he re-purposed the word cajun to use instead of saying retarded, because he got into some shit about using the R word.
Love the descriptions Rob. Reminds me of AF basic training, though they were trying pretty hard to keep the recruits. Lost a couple guys but they really didn’t want to be there anyway. Thanks for your service-you are a patriot.
First time I ever heard LtCol Riggle sound like a Marine. Would have loved to serve under him.
IN THE FACE!!! IN DA FACE!!!!! All time moment for Rob Riggle.
Him telling to shut that baby up is the one for me. Lol
POW!
Becoming a marine is the greatest thing I could ever do. I can honestly thank the marine corps, leadership, and friends I made for making me a better person for civilization. I heard LtCol Riggle was a great leader.
Same here, it was the best decision I ever made, 0623 Mux MWCS-28, my marines are some of my best friends to this day.
Thank you guys. I couldn't join due to surgeries. I was on the DWP (delayed waiting program) all through high school. Broke my heart when they wouldn't take me..
Fuck yeah Rob. That dedication right there is what made you a stellar Marine Officer. Proud to have served in your Corps, Lt. Col.
He was a PAO I wouldn't say that makes Him Stellar
Wait is this the Gym Teacher from 21 Jump Street?? 😂😂
Thanks. I don't think I would have guessed that.
@@SuperScottCrawford Sounds like you're being Sarcastic, I was Being serious when I asked that 😂 he looks Skinnier so I can't tell if that's him...
@@lildoeflamingo984 I knew it would. I wasn't. I didn't recognize him.
@@SuperScottCrawford oh fasho 😂😂
@@lildoeflamingo984 OK, so which one... 21JmpSt or 22JmpSt? Both great, but I'm leaning towards 22.
Met rob at the comedy tent at a Bonnaroo one year ... 2009? Not sure. Awesome memory
Rob says he went through Officer’s school. Burnt Krysler still titles video as boot camp.
First night of OCS was much different than boot camp. They had us lined up in a big room with boxes in front of us. Then had is all strip naked, put everything we brought with us in the box and put on pt gear. Definitely let you know you weren’t in Kansas anymore.
Also, my mom got the pleasure of opening the box of dirty unfolded clothes that they mailed back home.
M.C R.D. San Diego , all you sht sat in a box in a warehouse for 3 mos.
Love how Rob corrected Bert and told him it was OCS and Bert still titled this video Boot Camp😂
i think this is the first time I've seen Bert not interrupt someone 47 times during a story
Man he definitely loved it while he was in.
Haha we all do when we've been out for a while. Funny, I remember a lot of good times while reminiscing....but with further introspection memories of gunny motard chewing my ass for walking on a patch of grass....or field day, Chinese field day, ....or inspections...police calls, chow, naval jargon, horseshoe hair cuts, pt.....oh well gotta take good with the bad.
Well it is a very tight knit Brotherhood Right?? That stuff Sticks with you for Years/Forever sometimes haha
That's the longest I've seen Bert listen without interrupting
One of my favorite comedians, served in the military like a badass, and paid to get his grandfather to fly a plane.
Robert Allen Riggle Jr. ladies and gents. 👏👏
I keep half expecting him to yell POW POW!! at any given moment.
I start saying the F word frequently when telling Marine stories too
Why? Don't you like the water?
Great to hear these stories. I went thru basic training and loved it. Mind games galore. 50 min to make bed mil spec. Of course first time you couldn't and then you now get 40 min. I enjoyed every minute
I really liked Mr. Riggle when he came on the entertainment scene not too long ago. I was really surprised when I learned that his 'funny'' guy was a marine. That's great! Very impressive guy.
Thank you for your service Mr. Riggle sir.
Great interview Burt!
Very real truths and experiences. Made great choices!
Always like seeing entertainers like Bert asking about and getting knowledge from vets. Semper Fi, Rob.
Should have asked how many war crimes he committed
Orange Cosby dumb
Rob is a hero. We are in a brotherhood that no one will understand. Oorah Rob!!! Semper Fi brother
I will never forget the amount of trash talking that was going on, on the bus, and then they pulled through the gates of PI. I swear the driver slowed down and water on both sides, it got so quiet as the realization began to hit, then the bus stopped, the air brakes barked, the doors open and all hell broke lose and the biggest man Id seen rapidly climbed in in a voice only DIs have blared instructions, all I got was my feet and yellow footprints!
OUTSTANDING, THANK YOU!
Riggle: (entire story)
Krysler: wow (thinks to himself, "so that's how discipline works")
Hearing this brings back some memories of boot camp....Semper Fi Brother.
I love his description of Kansas
Woah, i used to machine the the parts for the mailboxes he is talking about
THE MACHINE!?!😆😂🤣
Learn to be a follower before you get to learn to be a leader. Great observation.
As a former DI, I KNOW for fact BOTH officer OCS and enlisted boot camp are stuck with some that barely make it or slipped by in first phase. 9 out of 10 of those are dropped in the 4 weeks of basic warrior training (Camps Lejuene/Pendleton) or whatever they call it now. The other 1 out of 10 goes sometime during their enlistment. Example I was getting ready to drop a recruit because he couldn’t do the Obstacle and confidence course and some PT stuff I was told I had dropped too many recruits already and had to keep him. THIS IS THE SAME IN ALL MILITARY BRANCHES. And if you don’t believe that look at today’s recruiting issues, THEY ARE keeping some losers now. Unless you are a LGBTQ cuz +++, then you are DEFINITELY being kept 🥸
Bert’s treadmill in the back probably covered in cobwebs
Two of my favorite funny men!
And thats how you do an interview!!! Bert gets it!!!! Totally great layout.
Right!!! That’s awesome
My goodness! He's the cutest! :)
Rob is awesome man.. Love to meet him.
How the hell is someone too short to fly a plane in the military. Aliens reach us all the time and them sunsaguns are 4 feet tall on a good day
Lmao like it's an amusement ride or some shit like of course you can fly if your are short you just need a raised seat or some boosters lolol
Aircraft seats, depending on the model, have limited adjustability. If you’re too short and can’t see out of the cockpit, you’re done.
The military has very little that is adjustable for the user's comfort. Adjustable things break more often than a fixed object.
Air Force has always had height requirements for pilots. You had to be at least 5'4" but no taller than 6'5". They just recently removed the minimum height requirement to allow more women to serve as pilots.
Lol planes are all made for a certain size because you can’t build a multi million dollar plane to fit the pilot. I think some are $40-100m
This guy has been in so many shows and movies and I learned his name from a Bert podcast clip....
This is the most honest comment I've ever seen.
He has been around so long now and he hit big with the hangover. And he still served.
same
I always called him, the army actor
yes bro YESS!!
I hated my life while is in the Army, now I miss it.
I love rob riggle
brings me back to army basic training lmao
I guess I'm the only one who failed land nav at an NCO school and OCS lol. I'm just a guy from a small/medium sized city ,who has always been a navigational challenged type lol.
I went through Coast Guard boot camp. People may think that’s easy peezy but CG is the only branch that USMC shared their boot camp drill with. A lot of what he’s saying here translates to CG boot camp.
Retired Jarhead here. Coasties boot camp is pretty damn'd tough, I'd rate it just behind the Corps. Got a lot of Retired Coasties in my family.
SFMF. And.......a boot Lt. Got lost in the woods......say it ain’t so Devil!!!
I wonder if they called it “Riggleing” out of Firewatch 😂
Wouldn’t it be Riggleing into firewatch?
Nice one heheh
Bobby dukes! Best riggle character
USMC 1986-1993 All I remember is alot of hurry up and wait
Still have to get my medical at Pensacola done before i can contract - that volunteer firewatch might be key tho...damn
Well actually Riggle is a bit mistaken about boot camp. On the enlisted side. I was a DI and enlisted also then later an officer. As a DI mission was attrition.....we wanted you out, we wanted to get rid of you. The Marine Corps is pretty selective in who is able to put on the eagle, globe and anchor. For instance we would start out with 80 recruits and would graduate around 50 of the original recruits we would "pick up" maybe 10 of other recruits as Riggle may suggest as "retreads" from other platoons who were hurt etc. He is correct about officers candidate school.
Bert's ears perked up at "a bunch of puppies running around"...
I went to OCS at Quantico. All this is 100% true.
Thank you for my Freedom!!!
Much love for that
Thank you for your service. Hope that’s not where you got your name.
Rob is pretty badass. Semper Fi!
Rob Riggle is awesome. He's the reason I'm mispronouncing "avocado"
This dude inspired me to host a wine mixer in Catalina. POW!
Ava-cha-do.
An Office failing Land Nav, WHAT A SHOCKER! Semper Fi Rob!
"Square yourself away Marine!"... Man, did I hear that regularly and "Unfuck the area!"...
Funniest thing in that room if the treadmill in the corner...!!! Yeah, right!
Bert....you need to change the title. He didn't go to Boot Camp....he went to Officer Candidate School here on Quantico. Its a pretty big difference
This is great because by the end of the video Rob is in full Marine mode talking about OCS as every other word is fuck!!!
Semper Fi Riggle, E-7 92-14
2/3 Bravo Co
OCS - Cake Eaters School
Rah gunny
E7? Thats high aint it? My uncle was e6 army. Not sure the translation between branches
BERT we need more somethings burning
i couldnt finish this...berts mouth breathing right into the mic is fuxkin me up
Rob Riggle: Explains difference between Officer Candidate School and Basic Training (Boot Camp) and makes clear he attended OCS.
Vide Title: RoB RiGgLe On BoOt CaMp
Your not allowed to break. DI's dare you to break 😁 let the games begin!
Riggle: DROP
Bert: DROP LIKE A ROCK SIR
I want it on Record that IL is flatter than kansas and we grown more corn.
Ive lived in both states, KS is flatter, less corn more wheat 😉
Being in Ky under you i can second that. Lol. I swear the Texas panhandle is the flattest ive ever seen. 7 hrs of nothing driving a 3 in the tree 73 Ford pickup. Lol. Goodtimes..
jeremy leneave lol yeah. I actually grew up in central and southern IL and Central IL is extremely flat, it’s basically one big corn/soybean field. Southern IL gets a little hilly in places. I live in the south now but when I drive back to IL I always briefly pass through KY around Paducah.
Adam WithanA I think if you actually look it up Florida is #1 and IL is #2. we don’t have much to brag about in downstate IL....just let me have this one man
꧁. T DOLLA ꧂ Ill concede, but my dog ran away 3 days ago and I can still look out the window and see him goin!
Most important thing in land navigation is plotting those points before hand CORRECTLY and being able to fix a fucked up plot that you did.
After my first deployment I came home on leave for Thanksgiving. I asked my grandma to "pass the fucking potatoes". That went over like a fart in church.