Madame Web - Final Confrontation with Chronos, God of Clocks

In an unusual prequel to Spiderman, we follow Aunt May and get the true story of how Gotham came to be. Today I will analyse the final confrontation May has with Kronos, God of clocks. A quick summary for those who successfully avoided the movie, 400 years ago Aunt May’s great great Aunt stepped on a spider and caused a butterfly effect. This angered the Gods of technology, so they dispatched Chronos to untangle the web created by Aunt May. Chronos suggests an interpretive dance, but Mrs. Web insists on spoken word poetry. Not to be bested by a creepy crawly, Kronos recites the vows he used when he married Poseidon. Aunt May explains that he is out of time, and that she is in fact his density, so the Gods of technology agree that Chronos must suffer the worst fate in all the 9 realms. He must use the subway barefoot for eternity. Like and Subscribe for more cinematic analysis, or comment below if you want me to cover something specific.
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