The Sopranos - Christopher Moltisanti has a bad feeeling about Adriana's friend "Danielle"

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  • @Moonlight.Melon.Mounter
    @Moonlight.Melon.Mounter 3 роки тому +2443

    “I was tryna say something positive cause she’s your friend”
    One of my fave Chrissy lines.

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 3 роки тому +112

      Very allegorical

    • @roman_nersisyan
      @roman_nersisyan 3 роки тому +20

      @Shapiro Shekelberg drinks are on the house

    • @patrickconnors4602
      @patrickconnors4602 3 роки тому +14

      @Shapiro Shekelbergthere's only one irishman here!!

    • @guyincognito5706
      @guyincognito5706 3 роки тому +3

      Jordan Mason Chrissy’s favorite line was his next one 👃

    • @dontbugme7362
      @dontbugme7362 3 роки тому +12

      Like, "Nice muff you got there"...?

  • @hoopsheavenpa
    @hoopsheavenpa 3 роки тому +2664

    Christopher’s hand must have crept up Danielle’s leg for warmth.

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 3 роки тому +78

      I could watch her walk away all night

    • @silviodante6792
      @silviodante6792 3 роки тому +165

      Well we all know little Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 3 роки тому +54

      @@James_Price79 Good, cuz like most girls that's what she's gonna do

    • @prettyvirginflaka2345
      @prettyvirginflaka2345 3 роки тому +32

      I legit laughed out loud! based comment

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 3 роки тому +12

      @A Synth coffee with the chicory....smh

  • @dinoirish5984
    @dinoirish5984 3 роки тому +1762

    Chrissy could always smell a rat.
    His nose is a natural canopy.

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 3 роки тому +33

      @@shutup2751 "I just did"

    • @joeb7975
      @joeb7975 3 роки тому +16

      @@SilvioMDante i'm not tryin to say anything bad about him he's my homie

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 3 роки тому +11

      @@joeb7975 He's your what?!

    • @joeb7975
      @joeb7975 3 роки тому +9

      @@SilvioMDante he lives up near me

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 3 роки тому +8

      @@joeb7975 Well, why didn't you say that? If you want to speak like a fvčkin' mulignan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.

  • @rogueknight77
    @rogueknight77 3 роки тому +711

    “You wanna say hello to Danielle?”
    “Not really”

  • @kylesamyn2080
    @kylesamyn2080 3 роки тому +1093

    First Christopher gave Adriana the diamonds. Then he gave Danielle the pearls

  • @DFP
    @DFP 3 роки тому +618

    In my mind I use the technique of positive visualization

    • @KentlandVFD33
      @KentlandVFD33 3 роки тому +8

      Oh yeah?

    • @DFP
      @DFP 3 роки тому +56

      @@KentlandVFD33 why do I always feel under mined? Based off the copyright situation Borko should have hearted my comment right there boom

    • @jupiterrising887
      @jupiterrising887 3 роки тому +18

      He definitely had a positive visualization trying to hook up that three-way with Danielle. 😂

    • @cesarpolanco27
      @cesarpolanco27 3 роки тому +1

      “You’re feeling negative most of the times”

    • @fugyaself2133
      @fugyaself2133 3 роки тому +1

      He imagines chopping up one of the Baldwin brothers for being an overbearing boss and sexting his Aslan girlfriend.

  • @legacy7450
    @legacy7450 3 роки тому +760

    He was smart enough to know something wasn’t right about Danielle

    • @mikewellwood1412
      @mikewellwood1412 3 роки тому +215

      That's why he had to feel her out.

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 Рік тому +86

      @@mikewellwood1412 can’t fault a guy for doing his due diligence

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 Рік тому +116

      He didn't know shit he just wanted Ade under his control and she was a threat to that.

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 Рік тому

      @@brettpilkington9539 I don’t know ab that, I feel like she’s been nosing around, as a undercover, that’s new to the game probably would. He j thought she’s tryna get laid. Him and those fkn videos!

    • @Stormertheboy
      @Stormertheboy Рік тому

      @@brettpilkington9539 that's like half the reason, he had a suspicion about her but he just jumped to the conclusion that she was a dyke which is why she acts weird. If chris had laid off the drugs he woulda caught her im pretty sure.

  • @highthai7
    @highthai7 3 роки тому +592

    Chrissy knew Danielle was negitive through his positive visualization.

    • @lifeisstr4nge
      @lifeisstr4nge Рік тому +3

      wheeeeeeze

    • @Abde47
      @Abde47 10 місяців тому +12

      He must’ve felt undermined by the way she didn’t let him feel her

    • @eskegit2876
      @eskegit2876 10 місяців тому +4

      He was trying to visualize something positive cuz she's Ade's friend

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool 8 місяців тому +2

      No he did ent

    • @liloolo
      @liloolo 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Vito-Spatafore.
    @Vito-Spatafore. 3 роки тому +679

    Adriana was callin me da whole time Borko was uploading this clip.

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 3 роки тому +10

      I've figured out whats wrong with you, and its some bad shit.

    • @moemanncann895
      @moemanncann895 3 роки тому +32

      You parade float! Tones missin a box of mallomars

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 3 роки тому +6

      10 to 11..maybe 5 of

    • @willnailer2118
      @willnailer2118 3 роки тому +13

      From the good ship lollipop ?

    • @brenthenshaw3585
      @brenthenshaw3585 3 роки тому +8

      Not after you broke her f**kin' chayah.

  • @jjthomas8171
    @jjthomas8171 3 роки тому +610

    HBO: Nice clip, where’d ya get it?
    Borko: you said you were gonna go, go.

  • @Stormertheboy
    @Stormertheboy Рік тому +367

    I love how christopher is so controlling of Ade not even the FBI can properly spy on her

    • @TSwizzle777
      @TSwizzle777 10 місяців тому +7

      Not controlling enough I guess.

    • @miguelpasamano4995
      @miguelpasamano4995 9 місяців тому +4

      She got whacked. He didn't. What more could you ask for.

    • @bobbyhope9654
      @bobbyhope9654 9 місяців тому +9

      @@miguelpasamano4995 But he did...

    • @TheMisterGuy
      @TheMisterGuy 9 місяців тому +23

      @@miguelpasamano4995 "She got whacked. He didn't."
      It's spelled "dident", and yes, he did.

    • @666olrac
      @666olrac 9 місяців тому

      @@TheMisterGuyso we have a first grade english level

  • @stillcovalent
    @stillcovalent 3 роки тому +270

    Christopher’s hand was sweeping for wiretaps on "Danielle"

    • @rcaldwel
      @rcaldwel 2 роки тому +7

      Lmfao lmfao lmfao

    • @vadimzdonutube
      @vadimzdonutube 11 місяців тому

      Yeah imagine if she had a wiretap in her panties

    • @YoungShakespeareOfficial
      @YoungShakespeareOfficial 8 місяців тому +6

      @@misterhumerusback in my day, this would never happen to newly found hoowas

  • @shemp_
    @shemp_ 3 роки тому +222

    "Wanna say hello to Danielle?"
    "Not really."

  • @jeor1450
    @jeor1450 3 роки тому +406

    Next vid should be “when Christopher has not been there for Tony 100%”. Would run 25 minutes

    • @heavingearth6727
      @heavingearth6727 3 роки тому +24

      Tony was the biggest POS on the show

    • @joshv3190
      @joshv3190 10 місяців тому +19

      "Hey T....sorry I'm late"
      -Chris, every episode

    • @Unearth164
      @Unearth164 9 місяців тому +2

      Him nodding out right after saying that is too perfect

    • @CinephileSanityTV
      @CinephileSanityTV 7 місяців тому

      Make it happen! 💯

  • @jorge.jdm.10
    @jorge.jdm.10 2 роки тому +229

    “I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend” 😂😂 imma use that one

  • @johnrotten3268
    @johnrotten3268 Рік тому +102

    Danielle was weird though forreal.... She wasn't a good undercover. She just got a very vulnerable target...

    • @al1665
      @al1665 10 місяців тому

      You know what the problem is, she gave Moltisanti a hard on

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 10 місяців тому +21

      😂It was her first time going undercover

  • @sackjoyer9229
    @sackjoyer9229 2 роки тому +273

    Michael Imperioli is such a fantastic actor it's hard to believe it's acting

    • @bilsid
      @bilsid Рік тому +23

      it's acting without acting

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 11 місяців тому +3

      @@bilsid😂haha

    • @jefffromjersey52
      @jefffromjersey52 10 місяців тому +16

      Its like you almost believe he was a Junkie in these Scenes .. he has it down .

    • @_lithp
      @_lithp 10 місяців тому +7

      his looks really help sell the nepolian complex archetype.

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 9 місяців тому +2

      I don't even know what a junkie looks like, but when I saw his acting, I still knew that's what it looks like.

  • @willnailer2118
    @willnailer2118 3 роки тому +163

    The smack crawled into christofuh's arm for warmth.

  • @minnaraiha2979
    @minnaraiha2979 3 роки тому +117

    Corsette barked at a made guy.
    Now little corsette works as a couch pillow down in elvis country.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 3 роки тому +9

      @@Carmine_Lupertazzi On a hill, surrounded by pine cones.

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 роки тому +4

      😂

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 3 роки тому +172

    Chrissy is a master municipalator; very hands on, very allegorical.

    • @JayyJay92
      @JayyJay92 Рік тому +2

      What did little carmine mean by allegorical lol what was he actually trying to say?

    • @realBarronTrump
      @realBarronTrump Рік тому +3

      @@JayyJay92 probably Methodical

    • @Incel_81
      @Incel_81 Рік тому +4

      Chris helped me with my subspecies.

    • @axiomaddict
      @axiomaddict 10 місяців тому +2

      “…and very intelligentsia…”

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r 3 роки тому +152

    I don't get why Danielle didn't fall in love with Little Paulie. Charming, handsome, overall great dude.

    • @izzysteepy7965
      @izzysteepy7965 3 роки тому +1

      Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin Nash.

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool 2 роки тому +43

      Was okay till his face was more glass than skin

    • @Minchken
      @Minchken Рік тому +37

      @@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool I knew that was comin'!

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 Рік тому +23

      You should know sweetie

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 Рік тому +4

      Can’t tell if this is a quote or joke or something, but she’s already married w a kid.

  • @rustykuntz94
    @rustykuntz94 3 роки тому +246

    The brain on Adriana ova here. Meets a broad in the mall and suddenly she’s her twin following her around.

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 4 місяці тому +5

      ...sometimes that happens. You can get a friend at the unlikeliest of places.

    • @PodcastClips23969
      @PodcastClips23969 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Supperdude9
      Context matters, she’s involved in criminal activity with the FBI on them, and out of nowhere “ some girl wants to be her friend”

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 2 місяці тому

      @@PodcastClips23969 Fair enough, yes, but 1, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. And 2, the mobsters are VERY wary of this stuff, but not necessarily the girlfriends. Mob wives are, yes, but not the girlfriends. She's not trained to spot plants.
      I agree with you in that she should have been more careful, but she wasn't. She was too self absorbed to pay attention. And that's what got her done in at the end, her self absorption. She thought things would work out. And she wouldn't have gotten into the car with Silvio without that mindset.

  • @Kronic_gf
    @Kronic_gf Рік тому +124

    Chris’s “OOHHH WHAT THE FUCK”when she throws the drink at him is a top 10 “OHH” of the series

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 10 місяців тому +7

      That wasa all-pro OHH but falls short of the Paulie HoF

    • @michaelb9537
      @michaelb9537 9 місяців тому +1

      I’m always amazed at the OOHHHH at Gottis “not guilty” verdict

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 Рік тому +74

    Lol 0:39 "I gotta get up early tomorrow"
    "No matter how much the john offers you ?"
    Hahaha, golden line there from Chris.

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames Рік тому +8

      That was a pretty sick burn.

    • @ScapoloMichael
      @ScapoloMichael Рік тому +22

      Was he calling her a whore? Sometimes these American references go past me

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Рік тому +12

      @@ScapoloMichael Yep you got it right

  • @TravelsChases
    @TravelsChases 3 роки тому +168

    Adriana : "You wanna say hello to Danielle?"
    Chris : "Not really!"
    Who knew , Chris was smarter than any of the others in that glorified crew !

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 Рік тому +14

      Pretty sure that’s j him being an @ss hole, cuz he wanted to shoot up after a stressful day.😂😂

  • @joeregan3181
    @joeregan3181 3 роки тому +98

    Now Danielle, she had an arc

  • @xavierrodriguez7525
    @xavierrodriguez7525 3 роки тому +283

    Cosette was a great character. Wish we could have seen more of her...

  • @paulie-Gualtieri.
    @paulie-Gualtieri. 3 роки тому +174

    In principle I sympathize with her predicament, Ginny suffered from chronic flatulence and IBS too. At it's height it could take out 6 blocks.

    • @moemanncann895
      @moemanncann895 3 роки тому +4

      Shoulda stayed in the car

    • @huaijiutv
      @huaijiutv 3 роки тому +15

      It's settled John, so either remove her mole or get the fuck over it!

    • @douglaswilke8582
      @douglaswilke8582 3 роки тому +3

      Only problem with Ade was that it turned into Terminal Flatulence.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 3 роки тому +2

      @@moemanncann895 With her 95 pound mole, she has a little trouble getting into the seat.

    • @jessefortini4851
      @jessefortini4851 3 роки тому +5

      You're tellin me how hard it is?

  • @BiancoCorvette86
    @BiancoCorvette86 3 роки тому +22

    So early I just gotta say....No bullshit, no made-up comments, just a thanks to Borko and that great Serbian internet connection.
    From a goomba in New Jersey.

  • @the-blue-barron2791
    @the-blue-barron2791 Рік тому +53

    "I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" Chrisie is such a nice guy 😄

  • @darnellmajor9016
    @darnellmajor9016 2 роки тому +91

    I don't know if it's the accents but these fights be unintentionally hilarious LMAO

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja Рік тому

      It's like Jersey Shore, but with not retarded people.

  • @heatalldayy
    @heatalldayy 3 роки тому +120

    RIP Little Cosette.

    • @Yacubisko
      @Yacubisko 3 роки тому +42

      Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that.

    • @Yacubisko
      @Yacubisko 3 роки тому +11

      @Matt Joseph Give me a break will ya? That purse rat was a fahking disgrace and she never had the makings of a guarding dog eitha. A bit of a poseur if you ask me, total debacle of nature design. And that's that.

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 3 роки тому +11

      All because she wanted a bit of warmth 😔

    • @huaijiutv
      @huaijiutv 3 роки тому +24

      Cosette? It's a fucking nickname! The family name's Cosettrelli!

    • @silviodante6792
      @silviodante6792 3 роки тому +8

      Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 3 роки тому +72

    Sopranos:
    The trainspotting years

  • @hardface7590
    @hardface7590 3 роки тому +130

    He was just reaching for the shine box

  • @mackwilkins5167
    @mackwilkins5167 7 місяців тому +7

    “I was trying to say something positive ‘cuz she’s your friend” *gestures*
    Still one of the best deliveries and lol moments in the show for me personally

  • @pr0gressd
    @pr0gressd 3 роки тому +50

    Christopher "You know what? Im gonna get high" Moltisanti

  • @James_Price79
    @James_Price79 3 роки тому +67

    Chrissies cousin the liquidator is my favourite character, I wish they had done more with him

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 3 роки тому +6

      @@Carmine_Lupertazzi its a shame his career petered out

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 3 роки тому +7

      @@Carmine_Lupertazzi it died on the vine

    • @HighPriestVaticanAssasin
      @HighPriestVaticanAssasin 8 місяців тому

      It died on the vine, the guy, he moved or somethin​@@James_Price79

  • @wawawuu
    @wawawuu Рік тому +30

    "You said she was gay" - "Who knows what her problem is"

  • @Filip-db2tn
    @Filip-db2tn Рік тому +209

    Rare moments where we see how smart Chrissy can be. He knew how to drive Ade away from that girl, even though he only did it for his selfish reasons, bc she was annoying and he dissliked her, and most likely he felt he is loosing full control over Ade. It turned out he saved whole crew from feds here

    • @easy0828
      @easy0828 Рік тому +30

      I liked Ade but even Tonys uncle Eckley coulve manipulated her. Plus she has these Stockholm-Syndrome-like feelings when it comes to Chrissy.

    • @ShiddyKong
      @ShiddyKong Рік тому +12

      They talked in this video about how no good deed goes unpunished while Adriana and Chris’ relationship is about how his abuse towards her suits his lifestyle. Which of course, leads to his death

    • @noiteroxadveraum8872
      @noiteroxadveraum8872 11 місяців тому

      every girl has "Stockholm syndrome" for bad boys

    • @wyettmuth8411
      @wyettmuth8411 10 місяців тому

      I don’t think this was some sort of Machiavellian move on Christopher’s part.. I think he just wanted a threesome lol

    • @JohnDavid-jb8ds
      @JohnDavid-jb8ds 8 місяців тому

      ​@@easy0828 that's just girl shit

  • @daviddavidson713
    @daviddavidson713 3 роки тому +59

    “What did you think you were going to do f*ck the two of us?! You and those f*cking videos! ” which videos was she talking about? Borko uploads?

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 3 роки тому +4

      Best comment

    • @c.m.f.1
      @c.m.f.1 3 роки тому

      @@DrJ-hx7wv it really is I gotta say

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 Рік тому +23

    Freaking Chris trying to get a three way😂 “She took my hand and she was rubbing it on herself”🤣 “Christofah “I DIDN’T DO IT” Moltisanti lol

  • @squeezycakes
    @squeezycakes 3 роки тому +19

    'i was trying to say something POSITIVE cos' she's your friend!'

    • @mattlee7210
      @mattlee7210 3 роки тому +1

      Chris thought she had nice ass but he was not going to admit that to Adriana lol

  • @jonathanrojas6537
    @jonathanrojas6537 11 місяців тому +8

    “ you and those fucken videos “ LMFAOOO 😂🤣

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 3 роки тому +52

    2:55 Little Paulie was hilarious in this scene, so Italian lol

  • @pmwest7977
    @pmwest7977 3 роки тому +40

    "He can depend on me"
    *shoots heroin*
    Sacred and propane; very allegorical.

  • @AT-ki8jz
    @AT-ki8jz 3 роки тому +20

    2:24 ... One thing that sets Sopranos apart from the rest, is the music. "My Rifle, My Pony, and Me" - Dean Martin ... Kudos to Don Borko keeping it in his clip

  • @galaxyglitterlatte4664
    @galaxyglitterlatte4664 10 місяців тому +17

    That apartment was always sooo depressing. Sooo dark.

  • @John-Sacrimoni
    @John-Sacrimoni 3 роки тому +50

    Borko why don't you stop judging wet t-shirt competitions in Florida

    • @Yacubisko
      @Yacubisko 3 роки тому +19

      Always with tha scenarios...

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 3 роки тому +7

      You're in a good mood!

  • @Sir-Seaniel
    @Sir-Seaniel 3 роки тому +27

    “Those bags look like Gucci”
    “He gets them all the time. His cousin is a liquidator”

    • @ccx806
      @ccx806 2 роки тому +3

      His cousin is an interior decorator
      He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!

  • @jimbob7582
    @jimbob7582 2 роки тому +55

    “you know what? Imma get high.” ahaha

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 Рік тому +4

      That Always ends well.
      In all seriousness, if he smoked weed, it would’ve.

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Рік тому +8

      I love how he says that like it's the greatest idea ever lol. As a former user (and still use every now and then), it really does feel like it's the greatest thing ever sometimes though.

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 10 місяців тому

      ​@@John-sr2hrHeroin is fun when you use it first two, three years by taking it occasionaly, it doesn't turn you into addict instantly, you can take it recretionally for few years and not become an addict but it's a dangerous because you become more and more prone to using it- thinking - if i can use it once a week, i can every third day, then every second day and finally every day but you can still stop using it without too much cravings- you just feel little uncomfortable few days and then you feel fine. But that's a big problem because you think you can stop everytime you want and you fall into a trap, every next time is harder and harder stop using it and cravings and cold turkey become unbearable. But substitutes for heroin like methadone or buprenorphine are even worse considering cold turkey which here lasts for months, heroin crisis is about 10 days , oxycontin and other opioids are all over, big pharma advertised it as a harmless analgetics but it made millions of addicts because doctors prescripted it like it's a candy for every mild pain, but other things , natural stuff like marijuana, thc oil, kratom are in many places still forbidden

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 7 місяців тому

      you're just chipping, like Chris says, right?@@John-sr2hr

  • @colderplasma
    @colderplasma 3 роки тому +14

    0:34 Danielle was enjoying her wine so much she downed it and got rid of the glass within the space of 1 cut.

  • @samuelcapritta1086
    @samuelcapritta1086 3 роки тому +35

    I wish they had done more with the Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd. He was my favorite character

  • @wannawin95
    @wannawin95 3 роки тому +20

    Borko: You were saying he had nice uploads!
    Me: use your head, what would I want with SopranosFan57 when I got you?

  • @satanicaleve
    @satanicaleve 3 роки тому +39

    Chris is lying to himself about how smoking heroin is more addictive. That first rush one gets from the needle is way more addicting than smoking it. Chris was just saying that to make himself look like he doesn't have a problem

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie 3 роки тому +27

      I mean, you have a problem regardless of whether you shoot, smoke or snort it.

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Avengerie Yes, but shooting it is the easiest way to kill you or give you diseases like HIV and hepatitis. For smoking you need more of it, heroin addicts don't do it often unless they have access to load of it, because they see that as wasting it, you can shoot or snort few times for the quantity of heroin needed for smoking it. Snorting is the least effective way of using it, you can't feel the rush because when you shoot you take the whole dose directly into your bloodstream , by snorting many of it is stucked and don't reach the whole body system , but is definitely much less dangerous for your health and less toxic - you don't get disease, you don't destroy your veins, by shooting you don't ingest only heroin but all the stuff they mix it into it - sometimes they even cut it with strichnine, which is a rat poison ,it gives some high but can easily kill you. And now with fentanyl , people are dying all the time when they cut with it.

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 10 місяців тому

      Yea one of the dumbest most ignorant comments n the show lol

  • @chuckwood8452
    @chuckwood8452 3 роки тому +82

    Christopher takes out his prick, tells Danielle “hold this for me” smashes her in the face with it..
    Vito: “I knew that was comin!!”

    • @mmodnao
      @mmodnao 7 місяців тому

      There’s an image!

  • @clc-gl4jn
    @clc-gl4jn 2 роки тому +19

    Technically, Chris wasn't wrong; she did take his hand and was rubbing it on herself but away from her😂😂😂

  • @GiantsFan1734
    @GiantsFan1734 3 роки тому +90

    “You can never trust a drug addict”
    ~Gus Fring

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 Рік тому

      Juan bolsa is an even scummier Johnny Sack.

    • @kulio1214
      @kulio1214 Рік тому

      >trusts a drug addict and dies

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 10 місяців тому +2

      It's true for the most of them but not all of them. Chris wouldn't flip , he would keep his mouth shut and get through cold turkey in a jail.
      Chris after Adrianna's death became dissilussioned about mob and could easily flip if he stayed alive and not using drugs nor alcohol

    • @joshuafult84
      @joshuafult84 8 місяців тому

      Exactly he never snitched or turned on anyone. The drug usage wasn't his downfall it was his tense relationship with Tony due to women lol@@mariozd971

    • @CinephileSanityTV
      @CinephileSanityTV 7 місяців тому

      UOOOOHHHHHH!!

  • @Tony-uy3dx
    @Tony-uy3dx 3 роки тому +47

    6:20 always cracks me up 😂

    • @johnglenson625
      @johnglenson625 2 роки тому +4

      Funniest line ever🤣

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 2 роки тому +3

      @@johnglenson625 I don’t think it’s even the funniest thing Chris ever said, but Jesus Christ it’s fucking up there pretty high on the list 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheFinalGate_
      @TheFinalGate_ Рік тому +2

      Gary cooper was gay?

  • @bestgabriel4156
    @bestgabriel4156 3 роки тому +16

    Chris had some SERIOUS LYRIX (Dudes rebuttal game was INSANE 💯😂🤣)

  • @StormAutoAdventures
    @StormAutoAdventures Рік тому +18

    You said she had a nice ass! I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend lolololol!!!! 😂
    Gets me every time

  • @Blashmack
    @Blashmack 3 роки тому +15

    1:25 Casually yelling at your boyfriend while he is heating up a spoon. Hilarious and sad

  • @kirke2139
    @kirke2139 3 роки тому +24

    Cwistopha’s natural canopy helped him sniff out feds.

  • @huaijiutv
    @huaijiutv 3 роки тому +36

    After Telemundo leaves the room, HBO says: Borko, I saw what you did. What did you think, you were gonna steal shows from the two of us? You and your fucking videos!

    • @douglaswilke8582
      @douglaswilke8582 3 роки тому +4

      Borko:Telemundo was coming onto me.They were telling me where they get their Tamales.

  • @eagle1458
    @eagle1458 3 роки тому +18

    Adrianna never had the canopy of a varsity H smoker

  • @bigalthecrusher
    @bigalthecrusher 3 роки тому +28

    1 beer left?? borko was over, we had pizza

  • @moblack5883
    @moblack5883 Рік тому +8

    Adrianna was naive. Just some random woman starts hanging out. Anyone would think that’s odd.

  • @bigbird2170
    @bigbird2170 3 роки тому +4

    The infallible Pope Borko the 23rd and His uplifting uploads. Commendatore Don!

  • @Shaythe
    @Shaythe 2 роки тому +12

    Why do I think that Chris telling Adriana where Danielle got her clothes from was a result of him asking haha.

  • @jjthomas8171
    @jjthomas8171 3 роки тому +21

    In my mind I use the power of positive visualization to compliment Danielle

  • @joeyoung6987
    @joeyoung6987 3 роки тому +7

    "With all your intelligence, you never see the big picture."
    "What, like, the one on the wall?"

  • @captainquark9116
    @captainquark9116 3 роки тому +18

    that dog has the most annoying bark of all time

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, and I love dogs. I couldn't take her for five minutes.

    • @PuchitoGuzmán
      @PuchitoGuzmán Місяць тому

      Leave her out of it

  • @ukunboxings2242
    @ukunboxings2242 Рік тому +9

    Adriana"What did you think you were going to fuck the two of us" probably yeah, nearly a very lucky man there. 😂

  • @CaptainTrips560
    @CaptainTrips560 Рік тому +36

    Seeing Chrissy inject into his toes was the most uncomfortable and goriest part of the show for me. I don’t know why but something about seeing the needle go in like that makes me cringe extremely hard. My fear of needles is one reason I never got into those kinds of drugs

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 Рік тому +6

      I’m not afraid of needles in a doctor/hospital setting whatsoever. But anytime I see people shooting up in tv shows, I have to look away. It’s just so unsanitary, and with drugs, you always wanna do it again, so it’s inevitable that you’ll mess something up eventually. Same here.

    • @speedking7224
      @speedking7224 Рік тому +3

      I'm scared of injections never touching that shit

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 Рік тому +3

      @@raygun26 with hospitals I’m afraid of the one in a million chance that my nurse is a serial killer who is intentionally fucking up the injection in a way that will let them kill me without ever getting caught for it

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 10 місяців тому

      Many junkies do that, because they don't wanna shoot in their arms because people can notice it, others don't have good veins anymore on their arms, they destroyed them and they find other places where they can find their veins, their feet, their legs , even their crotches

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 10 місяців тому +2

      I've done it countless times but not in eighteen years nowadays I can't believe I actually done that

  • @chriswade9871
    @chriswade9871 3 роки тому +28

    No wonder Paulie thought a dog barking was justification for murdering it. That fucking yapping is awful

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 роки тому +3

      That's not what he meant, but yeah.

    • @curtisbradley5171
      @curtisbradley5171 Рік тому +2

      Cossette even picked up that Danielle wasn't right

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 8 місяців тому

      ​@@curtisbradley5171 Evil detecting doggy...

    • @jeancruz9806
      @jeancruz9806 7 місяців тому +1

      Dogs smell Feds like they do Terminators.

  • @Mr7vwf8nzi
    @Mr7vwf8nzi 3 роки тому +7

    Adriana go take a midol. Danielle now make the coffee.

  • @ohio72213
    @ohio72213 Рік тому +8

    "You were sayin she had a nice aSS" lmao the way she says it

  • @gyrogerg
    @gyrogerg 3 роки тому +13

    I gotta remember this video for next time when I need to say something positive about my wife’s friend

  • @AT-ki8jz
    @AT-ki8jz 3 роки тому +9

    I was just chipping watching Borko Sopranos clips... Now I'm staying up late injecting El Señor de los Cielos clips... I may be on the endangered species list

  • @jakec947
    @jakec947 2 роки тому +6

    “Infallible Pope Tony XXIII” LMAO

  • @lionsgarage
    @lionsgarage Рік тому +8

    You know Quasimoto predicted this.

  • @mike47734
    @mike47734 3 роки тому +7

    The fact that he said smoking it is more addictive than shooting it..🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ shooting it is by farrr the most addictive method and is also extremely dangerous.

    • @zzzzzz-ti2rv
      @zzzzzz-ti2rv 3 роки тому +4

      He knows that but is trying to be delusional because his girl saying "I'll just smoke it" makes him feel bad about shooting it , so he tries to make her feel smoking is worse. Truly manipulative.

  • @trillgates2452
    @trillgates2452 3 роки тому +7

    "I got it under control."

  • @vladimirkievsky7635
    @vladimirkievsky7635 3 роки тому +7

    “Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd”

  • @nyy190343
    @nyy190343 3 роки тому +26

    What?? It's so hard to rap?
    He's not wrong...
    "Up in da club" (repeat 600 times)

    • @Snipurss
      @Snipurss 2 роки тому +2

      Give me one tousand dollars

    • @hankhill6469
      @hankhill6469 2 роки тому

      @@Snipurss 1000 more?

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 Рік тому

      Hate that 😂😂😂 thank god for furio.

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames Рік тому

      “My bitch, my hoe, my hoe, my bitch.”

  • @ennuiblue4295
    @ennuiblue4295 3 роки тому +6

    Most people don't know this, but Cosette was wired for sound. She tried to crawl under the Feds for warmth

  • @Gunners_Mate_Guns
    @Gunners_Mate_Guns 10 місяців тому +3

    "I was tryin' to say something positve 'cause she's your friend."
    Pure class, Chris.

  • @wawawuu
    @wawawuu Рік тому +7

    "[Smoking] is more addictive than shootin'"
    It's definitely not, lol

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 10 місяців тому +1

      It gives you stronger rush but you need much more of it, basically wasting it. You can snort or shoot few times the quantity needed for smoking. Crack cocaine is the strongest experience , much stronger then shooting or snorting it but is instantly addictive.

    • @wawawuu1514
      @wawawuu1514 10 місяців тому

      @@mariozd971 I smoked crack about a year ago, but only because I knew I have next to zero interest in cocaine, wouldn't get hooked because of one try (I am a curious person) and because I know enough people who got addicted and would do like, literally anything for another high. And I don't wanna be those people. I don't want to fuck over my friends. Cocaine is a hole that grows bigger the more of you shovel inside. To their credit, the people who prepared the hit for me wouldn't have given it to me if they had known I never smoked it before.
      The experience itself was...boring, in a way? It's like a steam engine is rolling through your head, but it gave me next to nothing that I like in drugs. I like amphetamine, because it makes me talkatative and enables creativity and stuff like that, but coke? Like, what's the fucking point, you throw out ten bucks for a high that isn't even sociable, so to speak, and lasts for no longer than 15 minutes, most of which is already beyond the peak. No thanks, I got enough problems, I don't need a cocaine addiction, too (thank god amphetamine is cheap as fuck, not that I would encourage anyone to get hooked on it. Still, the far lesser harmful drug when compared with coke).
      One thing I recently noticed is that people who would sell their soul for another hit of coke don't only have no perspective in life, they also don't even seem to care for having one (as far as I can tell). And that would explain why cocaine is so much fun for them. There is no point to it. Only when your life is/appears to be (next to) pointless, it makes sense to do something so stupid to yourself.

  • @yoloswaggins1579
    @yoloswaggins1579 3 роки тому +5

    You know what.... I'm gonna watch borko.

  • @Kalda3
    @Kalda3 2 роки тому +4

    3:10 the way she says “what’s a matter baby”
    I fuckin love ade

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy 3 дні тому +1

    Adriana: "you said she has a nice ass."
    Chrissy: "i was tryna say something positive, cause shes your friend."

  • @JohnDoe-od7ye
    @JohnDoe-od7ye 3 роки тому +11

    That pocket rat was barking because she was cold. She wanted to crawl under someone for warmth.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 3 роки тому

      Well she certainly did that, according to Chrissy anyway.

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 3 роки тому +6

    We need a full Danielle video

  • @williamjones710
    @williamjones710 3 роки тому +25

    Jesus that first clip made me happy Chrissy sat on the dog

    • @Nash9r
      @Nash9r 3 роки тому

      LMAO, thought the same thing :)

    • @hotjones81
      @hotjones81 3 роки тому +1

      Christ! I literally thought that as well. Just Ric Flair chop the little piss mop.

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool 2 роки тому

      Brutal but so true 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ellemjay
      @ellemjay Рік тому +2

      "Was it barking?" makes sense now

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 3 роки тому +5

    Lol the tag said "Fancy luggage"

  • @nickamenta12
    @nickamenta12 6 місяців тому +1

    I like how he calls someone stupid then says smoking is more addictive than shooting.

  • @yominorwemajor7235
    @yominorwemajor7235 3 роки тому +7

    A - she was a hooah
    B - I was doing alot of Borko

  • @Upsmannj
    @Upsmannj 3 роки тому +6

    His cousin was a liquidator & his intervention counselor would break into Stew Lennon’s & get free pork loins

  • @babayagaslobbedaknobba
    @babayagaslobbedaknobba 10 місяців тому +3

    "Wanna say hi to Danielle?"
    "Not really."
    Hahahaha!

  • @T11639
    @T11639 3 роки тому +3

    Mrs Borko: "You and those fuckin' videos!"
    Borko: "Ohhhhh.....HBO came on to me!"

  • @bigalthecrusher
    @bigalthecrusher 3 роки тому +4

    Chris with his hand on Danielle's leg... up in da club