I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
This man, who has broken not just both legs - but both arms too, still able to scale a 6+ft fence first try...this machine runs on sheer fucking will and determination!
I played this once. But I was able to sneak, couldn't run, but playing MGS in project zomboid is actually possible the first week before peak population
@@axe_decapitation By default (in all modes) the Zombie population increases until a certain "peak" day. The day and rate can be messed with in the sandbox settings under "Advance Zombie Settings as well as the starting and ending population.
From what I remember, in either the .61 or the .62 patch notes, they made it so zombies can attack microwaves and TV's if they're in the way of pathfinding. So, don't use that old strategy
I recently started thinking about how it would be incredibly cool(and dark/morbid) if you could amputate an arm or leg to avoid infection from a bite, maybe even make it so you can get a peg leg or a proper prosthetic if you're lucky
@@AlxHotCocoaMan that’s true, but it also takes only several months for corpses to be rotted into virtually nothing (certainly not enough to maintain structural integrity) and yet there’s still explicitly undead zombies walking around in-game for years
I've come to realize that most lime videos are always about some poor bastard fighting for survival against all odds and doing surprisingly well in the end. This is truly the most inspirational channel on the platform.
- "Dont ask why theres a watermelon on the Doctors counter." Yeah, in Project Zomboid, we dont ask those kinds of questions. Besides, I think you have enough on your mind without having to worry about spontaneous fruit.
It's amazing to see what you can get away with despite having all of your bones shattered. This game play is a pretty hard flex at those who die to normal zombies while being completely healthy 😆.
With the way these challenges are going, I wont be surprised when I see a title "Can I Survive Being Paralyzed, Blind, Deaf & With All Negative Traits Playing on CD DA, in Project Zomboid?".
Craig: All broken bones and scales a fences taller than himself on the first try. I think you forgot to mention your character is a meth addict, because meth head determination would have been the only thing to make that possible.
Never under estimate the power of the the sauce pan. It really is a zombie apocalypse utility tool. You can swing with it. Cook with it. Steel cars with it. The possibilities are endless. All hail the sauce pan!! Huzzah.
18:25 Hey Lime, FYI they patched out TVs being invincible barricades. I tried it the other day after seeing a video on it and uh... well that was the death of my run. Unless you're playing on a legacy version, might still be enabled there.
Im trying to play with slow healer and a fractured limb because I fell off some stairs and it’s taken three weeks, my character has gone from very underweight to obese and she still hasn’t had a healed leg yet. How you commit to such an arduous and deathly task that this video is dedicated to... I will never understand. Godspeed you magnificent bastard, Craig
Commenting before I watch the video, but damn this seems like a really fun idea actually! Going full stealth with all broken bones, no combat capability. I think I'll give it a try in a solo game! :D
You can do it! Just gotta put yourself out there and slowly get used to it. Even if you dont got the best mic or setup you can always build it up anyways!
With school we once were in a VW factory they press quite big panels for cars like a whole side panel I imagine that maschine could also make a human as injured as craig Literally one tons heavy metal block moving up and down over another tons heavy metal block
God seeing this guy just forcing everything with broken bones everywhere surviving: "that ones are the 2% from these species that somewhat make me proud to look at"
i really loved how Craig looks like, that classic 90s Stoner look, similar to Shaggy with the 60s Stoner look i bet Craig really loves listening to Guns and Roses, Nirvana, Vanilla Ice, House Of Pain, Nine Inch Nails and The Prodigy, being rebellious against school and his parents, and definitely loves playing Doom as well, and it fits since PZ takes place in the early 90s, and how the "troubled youth" was slowly getting bigger since the 80s, also loved the Shaggy impression :D
In a game where you can bleed out from a scratch after tripping you're also able to climbs fences and hop through windows with a completely shattered body. Balanced, as all things should be.
I usually have to fight from the first spawning houses in the rich neighborhood to Cortman Medical. But this is extremely entertaining to see the reverse happen.
I love you style of creating videos! It reminds me of when i was younger and watching pewdiepie and the other youtubers during his time where everything was still simple! Thank you Pr1vate Lime!
I watch mouse-only, then move to broken-leg, and now I'm here watching fully-broken-body. Somehow, they all feel similar... Maybe because you have to take it really slow, and 2 zombies is a total scare.
Oh my god my current character (number 2) literally spawned in the building on the other side! I had to run from the chopper event and somehow made it. He is still going strong, has a taxi and a little trailer with a bunch of food. Toby Mullins will pull through this and you will too!
3:20 - That blood splatter wasn't from the zombie's head, but from your shin compound fracturing!!* :D * (In Morgan Freeman's voice) It was at this moment he wanted to think, after knocking him down, I should have just shut him in the bathroom and put a chair against the door; but not having the shins of Tong Po all he could think or say was Fuckin' Owwwwwwww!!! :( >XD
What I think would be awesome is if someone made a video or series that is world war z inspired (novel) It will have someone interviewing the project zomboid youtubers like Cromulent Archer, Drunkonlife, ambiguousamphibian, Nurse, NoMiS Plays, Ghul King, Vulrhund and of cause Pr1vatelime. Each youtuber has a character/story they made up for the interview, it could even be edited to show their characters in a chair in front of the interviewer to add more effect to it. it would be a great way to bring all the community together in one video and be cool too.
Recently played multiplayer, gotta admit it's fun as hell to play now! Walked up on a mass grave of players (named keys and all) just to get my arm almost completely blasted off by a sniper in the nearby warehouse. Back to the forest I go to die a slow death from my first player meeting!
Could you maybe do a video in a shaggy voice dressed as shaggy, that sounds like a weird request but that impression when you got out the window made my day!!
Hey man, new to the channel and Project Zomboid. Just finished your first week series while playing along. Do you plan to continue that now that build 41 is live? Cheers, I love your content.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
I don't know why this made me laugh so much but it did.
Ah the sweer smell of an all day sucker
classic spongebob reference
Your profile picture makes it that much better.(•‿•)
Thank you, not even ten seconds into the video I came to the comments to see if anyone had made this comment.
This man, who has broken not just both legs - but both arms too, still able to scale a 6+ft fence first try...this machine runs on sheer fucking will and determination!
Absolute UNIT
And a lot of Fentanyl...
I once saw this man, who has broken not just both legs - but both arms too, killed three zombies with a pencil. A fewking pill cell.
He broke both arms you say? Maybe his mom will be willing to help him. Iykyk
@@Pr1vateLime a true Sigma male
At least he doesn't have to worry about paying the hospital fees.
He's be in economic ruin if not for all the billers being zombified.
If he was in pretty much ant other country.in the world he wouldnt need a zombie apocolypse to avoid paying hospital fees
@@thereverseeffect7269
Why do you feel the need to rub that in us Americans' faces? We know our country's healthcare suck. 😑
I mean in canada it wouldnt cost much to be in the hospital
@@MrNote-lz7lh ses tem saúde pelo menos vem para o BRAZIL
Human: has 206 bones.
PrivateLime: "And I took it personally"
No bones no problem :)
reject skeletal structure
return to jelly
@@Itrali HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
206 bones? Make that double!
*CRUNCH*
Damn Craig, what happened to you? Those are some horrible injuries :0
You normally have tips. Do you have any for Craig?
fell down a flight of stairs, ouchy!
@Albanec Albancovi прохладно
When even the nurse is surprised by the sheer amount of damage you've sustained, you know you're fucked :D
It inolves a bad burgarly, a few dogs, and a freeway :)
Also ayooo! Grats on the checkmark!!!
I played this once. But I was able to sneak, couldn't run, but playing MGS in project zomboid is actually possible the first week before peak population
Just gotta take things real slow!
Do more zombies spawn after a week?
@@axe_decapitation By default (in all modes) the Zombie population increases until a certain "peak" day. The day and rate can be messed with in the sandbox settings under "Advance Zombie Settings as well as the starting and ending population.
@@axe_decapitation and you can also turn off zombie respawn if you want a more if I killed a thousand zombies I made my self safer
@@hoshikiller7490 enable roaming disable respawns, if more show up they're from another town
From what I remember, in either the .61 or the .62 patch notes, they made it so zombies can attack microwaves and TV's if they're in the way of pathfinding. So, don't use that old strategy
does floor removal work?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stairless gang rise up
@@Pr1vateLime I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THIS THESE F*CKERS ATE MY GRILL
As someone who has seen (but not felt) how crippling it can be to just break ONE arm, I ask what diabolical deal Craig made to even move.
simple. A zombie apocalypses for movement
I recently started thinking about how it would be incredibly cool(and dark/morbid) if you could amputate an arm or leg to avoid infection from a bite, maybe even make it so you can get a peg leg or a proper prosthetic if you're lucky
There is a mod that does exactly what you're describing
That’s actually a planned addition
blood flows fast, so the infection would most likely spread past your arm/leg almost as soon as you got bitten
@@AlxHotCocoaMan that’s true, but it also takes only several months for corpses to be rotted into virtually nothing (certainly not enough to maintain structural integrity) and yet there’s still explicitly undead zombies walking around in-game for years
@@flugelchannel237 name?
I've come to realize that most lime videos are always about some poor bastard fighting for survival against all odds and doing surprisingly well in the end.
This is truly the most inspirational channel on the platform.
Looks like Craig could use a nurse.
ekalam osus
Just imagine have to force yourself to stomp your feet to smack a zombie head with all your force with everything broken
That was better than the cdda challenge, craig was death waiting to happen. Way to survive. I can't imagine stomping someone with broken legs 😮 ouch!
- "Dont ask why theres a watermelon on the Doctors counter."
Yeah, in Project Zomboid, we dont ask those kinds of questions. Besides, I think you have enough on your mind without having to worry about spontaneous fruit.
It's amazing to see what you can get away with despite having all of your bones shattered. This game play is a pretty hard flex at those who die to normal zombies while being completely healthy 😆.
That Shaggy impression was perfect!
Thanks :D
Lime loves to punish his characters. Bad for them, entertaining for us.
Come on Craig! Hoping you can make it out of town!
Heres to a good future for our unfortunate hero
Combat is gonna feel so easy to you once those bones heal.
this is the most masochistic challenge ive seen yet lol
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@@Pr1vateLime i very might well do a machoistic challenge myself, just not one of your caliber lol
With the way these challenges are going, I wont be surprised when I see a title "Can I Survive Being Paralyzed, Blind, Deaf & With All Negative Traits Playing on CD DA, in Project Zomboid?".
With superhuman sprinters
Craig: All broken bones and scales a fences taller than himself on the first try.
I think you forgot to mention your character is a meth addict, because meth head determination would have been the only thing to make that possible.
Lmfao the change in tone to genuine panic at 8:30 is hilarious
Challenge suggestion: Start in - and escape - the Lousiville General Hospital. Love your videos!
This is like sprinters in slow motion
it really is lmfaooo
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, if only they weren't already" - Craig
I would actually watch a whole season about this character to see him progress
Ive broke my arm once. Had some troubles adjusting and coping with pain and stuff. But damn, Craig took it like a champ
'HOP THE FENCE' *casually climbs thru a window and moves on like he didnt say anything wrong*
This man has broken every bone in his body and is still an absolute tank jumping over garden fences
"IM GONNA NEED YOU TO STEP BACK...or at least take pity."🤣
This dude climbs fences taller than him and curb stomps skulls with broken arms and legs. Craig has the will to survive.
Oooooo, Skeletonman.
Hero in disguise! Calcium strength, bones in a man, skel-e-ton maaaan.
"Why am I still here... just to suffer?"
-Craig
This guy the spot before work. I'm starting to think today won't be so bad
Happy I could brighten up your day dude!
Never under estimate the power of the the sauce pan. It really is a zombie apocalypse utility tool. You can swing with it. Cook with it. Steel cars with it. The possibilities are endless. All hail the sauce pan!! Huzzah.
I would say day X of asking lime to do :extra traits mod, all negatives
But I have no idea what day it is now
16:50
Oh my god that was hilarious, please more edits like that one
18:25 Hey Lime, FYI they patched out TVs being invincible barricades. I tried it the other day after seeing a video on it and uh... well that was the death of my run.
Unless you're playing on a legacy version, might still be enabled there.
Im trying to play with slow healer and a fractured limb because I fell off some stairs and it’s taken three weeks, my character has gone from very underweight to obese and she still hasn’t had a healed leg yet. How you commit to such an arduous and deathly task that this video is dedicated to... I will never understand. Godspeed you magnificent bastard, Craig
Commenting before I watch the video, but damn this seems like a really fun idea actually! Going full stealth with all broken bones, no combat capability. I think I'll give it a try in a solo game! :D
Its real fun, but limbs kinda heal fast lol
"Ain't that a kick in the head"
Never even knew you could break your ribs in this game..
Edit: Or the head?
19:39 that broke me too funny
You sound alot more confident in your videos. Id love to record my gameplay but Id need the right gear X_X.
You can do it! Just gotta put yourself out there and slowly get used to it. Even if you dont got the best mic or setup you can always build it up anyways!
With school we once were in a VW factory they press quite big panels for cars like a whole side panel
I imagine that maschine could also make a human as injured as craig
Literally one tons heavy metal block moving up and down over another tons heavy metal block
God seeing this guy just forcing everything with broken bones everywhere surviving:
"that ones are the 2% from these species that somewhat make me proud to look at"
Lol that action shot that followed that kitchen pot was surprisingly cool af 👌
Craig is the hero we deserved. I don't know if he's needed, but
How long till Amphibian makes an all negative traits all broken bones run? :p
i really loved how Craig looks like, that classic 90s Stoner look, similar to Shaggy with the 60s Stoner look
i bet Craig really loves listening to Guns and Roses, Nirvana, Vanilla Ice, House Of Pain, Nine Inch Nails and The Prodigy, being rebellious against school and his parents, and definitely loves playing Doom as well, and it fits since PZ takes place in the early 90s, and how the "troubled youth" was slowly getting bigger since the 80s, also loved the Shaggy impression :D
At 2:00 I almost spit water at my computer. Nice one
:)
In a game where you can bleed out from a scratch after tripping you're also able to climbs fences and hop through windows with a completely shattered body.
Balanced, as all things should be.
That's some damn good splint work by that doctor.
More pls. This one is so good.
More is on the way!
This is legit the funniest thing I’ve ever watched in my life, im not even exaggerating.
I usually have to fight from the first spawning houses in the rich neighborhood to Cortman Medical. But this is extremely entertaining to see the reverse happen.
Were you started is one of my favourite malduagh base locations, knock the stairs out and its a great centerlized location
I love you style of creating videos! It reminds me of when i was younger and watching pewdiepie and the other youtubers during his time where everything was still simple!
Thank you Pr1vate Lime!
I watch mouse-only, then move to broken-leg, and now I'm here watching fully-broken-body. Somehow, they all feel similar... Maybe because you have to take it really slow, and 2 zombies is a total scare.
The Shaggy impression at 2:54 is underrated af
Your Shaggy impression unironically is flawless, extremely impressive
holy crap that Shaggy impression was spot-on
Oh my god my current character (number 2) literally spawned in the building on the other side! I had to run from the chopper event and somehow made it. He is still going strong, has a taxi and a little trailer with a bunch of food. Toby Mullins will pull through this and you will too!
This man is the definition of this hurts me more than this hurts you
"There is a very real chance I kick a zombie and it kills me"
Well, you know what they say about going down kicking.
hopped a fence and burgled a house with a broken body, main character alert
".. And i survived the fire because the fire within me was hitten than the one outside"
Project Zombood: New Vegas
3:20 - That blood splatter wasn't from the zombie's head, but from your shin compound fracturing!!* :D
* (In Morgan Freeman's voice) It was at this moment he wanted to think, after knocking him down, I should have just shut him in the bathroom and put a chair against the door; but not having the shins of Tong Po all he could think or say was Fuckin' Owwwwwwww!!! :(
>XD
Take note, unless this is on an older build, televisions are now destructible.
My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
What I think would be awesome is if someone made a video or series that is world war z inspired (novel)
It will have someone interviewing the project zomboid youtubers like Cromulent Archer, Drunkonlife, ambiguousamphibian, Nurse, NoMiS Plays, Ghul King, Vulrhund and of cause Pr1vatelime.
Each youtuber has a character/story they made up for the interview, it could even be edited to show their characters in a chair in front of the interviewer to add more effect to it.
it would be a great way to bring all the community together in one video and be cool too.
Eventho he has a broken bones,he survived longer than most of the walking dead characters
Craig, We Talked About This.
We Can't Be Doing This Crime Thing, It Breaks Bones!
Keep Up The Good Work Lime!
Great challenge, Lime level skills required. Very entertaining to see you use every bit of the environment to stay alive 5 more seconds.
5:44 truly the words of a burglar
Recently played multiplayer, gotta admit it's fun as hell to play now!
Walked up on a mass grave of players (named keys and all) just to get my arm almost completely blasted off by a sniper in the nearby warehouse.
Back to the forest I go to die a slow death from my first player meeting!
jesus christ craig... hope you get well soon buddy
Lime purposefully give himself bouts of extreme anxiety part 1 lol
Craig is a true broken man 😩
glass bones... paper skin...
Am I the only one super impressed by his shaggy?? That was legit af!
Your Shaggy impression is spot on
The broken bones are like a hack. They make you more fluid, like a slime. OP strat.
Craig: I HOPE THE ZOMBIES CHOKE ON MY BONE FRAGMENTS!
Honestly, this guy was dropped into the apocalypse with the worlds cruelest handicap. He has it worse then the guy born with 1hp.
Even with all bones broken, craig survived more than me
hard, painful, lots of stress... yet looks funny as hell xD
I love the voices he does for the characters
14:30 that's a beautiful fence
Can't wait for:
Survive with all the bones broken and All the negative traits
Im a Sucker for Challenges were you start super fkd and then live long enough to gradually get better, and the game becoming less of a Struggle.
if Craig were to punch a half rotten zombie they would both fall apart
"Next time on Private lime, Can i survive as a burn ward victim?"
'cause theres magic in my bones!
Craig is a anime protagonist. Every bone in his body broke but his spirit? This man refuses to let that break.
Bro is walking on sheer determination.
@@deadsoldiertr bro decides when he gets to die, not the zombies
My man here sounds like shaggy when he says like man we got to scram
Craig: My skin is made of paper and my bones are made of glass. I'll be damned if I let that kill me.
Could you maybe do a video in a shaggy voice dressed as shaggy, that sounds like a weird request but that impression when you got out the window made my day!!
Hey man, new to the channel and Project Zomboid. Just finished your first week series while playing along. Do you plan to continue that now that build 41 is live? Cheers, I love your content.
watching this just tells me how bad at the game I am....
Project zomboid fractured but whole, no pun intended.
They actually can't lunge when they have to crawl over something like a counter.