The Assassination was a set-up by MI6 to make his enemies believe he was dead because he was attracting too much heat to continue to be effective in the field. It's practical to assume the bed probably had an armoured plate between bond and the shooters, and he feigned death. The big problem I had with this set-up was the girl AND the shooters had to be in on it with only those persons in neighbouring rooms and on the street to act as "Witnesses", so it was unnecessarily theatrical in staging UNLESS MI6 assumed his room was under surveillance. I worked that out from the script's dialogue [the meeting with M] when I was TEN.
@@Voodoomaria I'd thank you for the break down, but that last sentence. it's not the flex you think it is, and makes you seem.... something not flattering.
"We're gonna get a bunch of ninjas together and go check it out" is a phrase that I will pray and pray that I have an opportunity to organically say at some point in my life. Also, English Breakfast at Tiffany's.
You might need more than luck and more than a million. Only two GT convertibles were ever produced (the rest are coupes). Both were made specifically for this movie. One was supposedly wrecked in the 1970s and the other is in the Toyota Auto Museum in Japan, which has just about every vehicle and race-car the company ever produced, yet the GT convertible is considered the "most valuable car in the collection".
@HomestarCrawler the one thst lost me was Rocky Horror picture show... the Laughing Guy pretending he eas completely unaware of the film... im pretty sure Ricky Horror is required viewing to graduate 1st Grade... who on Earth isn't aware of that film? Otherwise, I love the channel.
I know '69' was already known as a sex position in 1969 because when my mom graduated from high school in '69, the school had a little rhyme for the graduating class that went "It'll be great, It'll be fine, senior senor '69." and the students all changed it to "I'll eat yours, you'll eat mine, senior senior '69."
The guy cracking the jokes is hilarious, but the listener going "uh-uh" *giggle* "ok" *smile* "yeah....." is great too. He feels the jokes coming and just cannot resist.
You Only Live Twice opening song by Nancy Sinatra is the best after Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger. Fight me on this. John Barry did all the magic with it with all those strings in the orchestra. Beautiful!
I only just discovered you guys like an hour ago but like holy fuck this is funny stuff. It's like watching dubs, and watching these movies but without having to spend an hour and a half.
The best behind the scenes story from this movie was that the girl who played Kissy Suzuki was originally going to play Aki. However, she wasn't picking up English very fast, so they were going to let her go. She informed the producers that if they fired her, she would kill herself by jumping off the roof of the hotel she was staying in. So, they relented and kept her and switched her to playing Kissy and the other girl to playing Aki. Some of the behind the scenes stuff was as crazy as the film itself.
You guys should do "some like it hot" Im pretty sure that's the name of the movie. Its an old movie from early 60s maybe late 50s? It has Marilyn Monroe in it. That movie is hilarious and would love to hear your guys' take on it
There is a really old film I think called Citizen Caned about a man who buys a newspaper, then he lives in a massive castle where he makes his wife do jigsaw puzzles all the time. Then, when he dies he asks for some bud, and a man tries to find out whether he meant beer or weed, I think that's how it goes.
They should do "the wizard of oz" Im pretty sure that's the name of the movie. Its an old movie from early 40s maybe late 30s? It has Judy Garland in it. That movie is lovely and would love to hear their take on it.
the big guy he hits with the couch is The Rock's Grandfather. In the books he gets Kissy Suzuki pregnant and she had a child, bond's estranged son who grew up to be a banker. Bond's son is assassinated and Bond goes to investigate his apartment but nothing comes of it. This was in the short story "James Bond in New York"
I love that movie! In my top 10 percent of movies. But not sure if it is right for this channel. That movie was intentional schlock. This is more of a "what were they thinkng" type movie critique channel.
I watched all of the 007 films consecutively a few years ago, but I jumped around in the series. In this movie, the actor who plays his friend is Charles Gray. The actor would later go on to play Blofeld as well. But, confusingly, in my timeline, he already had, so I spent the entire movie thinking that the character was secretly Blofeld and had faked his death, but then Donald Pleasance is revealed to be Blofeld, and I was utterly lost.
I love the way aircraft immediately enter a dive and make the Stuka siren sound when the engine quits in movies. Imagine my surprise when I got to fly with a friend in his Cessna 182 and the aircraft just went very quiet and gently glided when the engine was idled.
The ridiculousness of this specific Bond movie made it my absolute favorite thing in the world when I was 10 years old and didn't understand racism. The bed flipped into the wall! And they shot him! Now they're shooting him into the ocean! Now they're picking him up! Now he's getting briefed about astronauts being kidnapped! When you were ten this had it all.
None of us randomly found this channel by accident, as some have suggested. No, UA-cam has selected you to watch it as part of their grand double-secret probation mind control experiment. I'm just not sure where UA-cam is going with this, but it is at once both nefarious and hilarious. But anyway, I subscribed. Dammit UA-cam!!!
Fun Fact: In the Ian Fleming James Bond novel on which "You Only Live Twice" was based, James Bond has a son with Kissy Suzuki. Bond loses his memory after he conceives the child with Miss Suzuki and he leaves Japan before she can tell him she is pregnant. The child's name is James Suzuki and he's the only child James Bond is known to her fathered in his numerous romantic affairs.
I'll be the first to admit that "Japanese" Sean Connery is pretty ridiculous, but the ending with an army of ninjas attacking a huge volcano lair is awesome, so I love this movie.
Extremely hilarious commentary! I also laughed at the thought of blowing up the Pac-Man satellite right next to the capsule he was trying to save because the shrapnel would doom the American capsule. But Bond was doing his best...
Oddly, the "yellow face" was not effective to change his nationality but instead just made Sean Connery look like Burt Reynolds.
Burt American icon Sean UK icon
Yeah, I noticed that.
@@emperortrevornorton3119 But neither Japanese icon.
A most excellent observation Watson! 👍🇬🇧
@@markant9534 That would be Sonny Chiba
Oh, shit. If you're doing Bond movies, it's fucking over 😂
Let's go brother!!!!!!😂😂😂
Bond Movies “aging well” could be its own channel.
@@baritonebroker only if ironic
My mom was in the gold digger movie, at least that's what my dad told me.
@@baritonebrokerit’s ”Kill James Bond Podcast”😁
"They keep moving these guys around like a priest."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
as a catholic, my sore buns agree
💀
Oh that's what he said, I couldn't make out for some reason and the CC have me "Prest ( )" so that took me further off course.
@@VicusUtrecht I thought it was "prisoner", which I mean, kind of make sense I guess.
'Spotlight' moment 🤐
"The problem with F- Me eyes is that they are identical to, I'll kill you eyes" - Great quote
This is legitimately why you aren't supposed to make eye contact at the primate exhibit at the zoo.
John Wayne playing Genghis Khan in The Conqueror is one of the funniest movies ever made.
😆 Like Chuck Connors playing Geronimo?
...nah, you're right, The Conqueror is more ridiculous.
Also it was filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site so everyone got cancer
"me swedish, me go home"
The fact that everyone working on that film died because of it makes it less funny.
True story! Hardest I've laughed in years.
I love how there's SO much plot that needs explained, he doesn't even get a chance to ask how Bond survived getting shot to death at the beginning XD
The Assassination was a set-up by MI6 to make his enemies believe he was dead because he was attracting too much heat to continue to be effective in the field.
It's practical to assume the bed probably had an armoured plate between bond and the shooters, and he feigned death.
The big problem I had with this set-up was the girl AND the shooters had to be in on it with only those persons in neighbouring rooms and on the street to act as "Witnesses", so it was unnecessarily theatrical in staging UNLESS MI6 assumed his room was under surveillance.
I worked that out from the script's dialogue [the meeting with M] when I was TEN.
I have difficulty understanding why this even needs to be explained.
Plot armor 😂
@@Voodoomaria Congratulations?
@@Voodoomaria I'd thank you for the break down, but that last sentence. it's not the flex you think it is, and makes you seem.... something not flattering.
"We're gonna get a bunch of ninjas together and go check it out" is a phrase that I will pray and pray that I have an opportunity to organically say at some point in my life. Also, English Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Time for you to get into that whole Kawasaki scene then.
"I cracked the J in PBJ..." 🤣🤣🤣
I found that hilarious too until it occurred to me wait, "msg" wasn't actually in the movie.
1:37 “He hits him with a couch.” Well that’s a sentence I’ve never heard before.
FYI.. you know that the Big Guy is Dwayne Johnson's grandfather 😮
And it's also a wrestling move.
I like how this is a couple of jokes, then 5 straight minutes of plot summary, before more jokes.
"more bad news from outer space" is an awesome name for a debut album.
Reminds me of Alien Sex Fiend.
I love the car she's driving.
Toyota 2000gt.
Good luck finding one for less than a million.
You might need more than luck and more than a million. Only two GT convertibles were ever produced (the rest are coupes). Both were made specifically for this movie. One was supposedly wrecked in the 1970s and the other is in the Toyota Auto Museum in Japan, which has just about every vehicle and race-car the company ever produced, yet the GT convertible is considered the "most valuable car in the collection".
@@dixiewilk8663 And the reason they made it a convertible was because Sean Connery was too tall to fit in the hard top!
And they managed to redesign it after seeing he was too tall in less than a month
@@bongmuonI sat in a Miata and my entire head was above the roofline lol
I'm not tall
Good luck finding any second-hand toyota for less than a million these days.
The narrator is hilarious, the laughing guy makes it all come together. Binged the whole channel in two days. More, more please.
@@HomestarCrawleragreed!
@HomestarCrawler the one thst lost me was Rocky Horror picture show... the Laughing Guy pretending he eas completely unaware of the film... im pretty sure Ricky Horror is required viewing to graduate 1st Grade... who on Earth isn't aware of that film?
Otherwise, I love the channel.
@@wolfshanze5980 I'm older than both and still haven't watched trash.
@@HomestarCrawler ok minority.
@@VicusUtrecht so what you're saying, is you're familiar with the film... thank you for proving my point.
"In 1969 we sent a man to the moon, and now when you do a '69 you're sending your face to the moon." 😂
So its 1967.....
Gotta tell my lady we need to commemorate the moon landing tonight.
I know '69' was already known as a sex position in 1969 because when my mom graduated from high school in '69, the school had a little rhyme for the graduating class that went "It'll be great, It'll be fine, senior senor '69." and the students all changed it to "I'll eat yours, you'll eat mine, senior senior '69."
Nice, 69th comment.
Fun little fact, the guy that Bond is fighting from 1:35-1:39 is Peter Maivia, The Rock’s grandfather.
I was actually watching that movie not too long ago and thought he had a Samoan build.
They turned him into a Vulcan from Star Trek.
Riv rong and plosper.
You gotta go Vulcan to get in the vulacano
Romulan!
The guy cracking the jokes is hilarious, but the listener going "uh-uh" *giggle* "ok" *smile* "yeah....." is great too. He feels the jokes coming and just cannot resist.
It's the worst thing about this-like an obnoxious FM radio morning show. To each his own, I guess.
I find that energy awesome
@@edpoe1108 It's the great divide in this channel's fandom.
Nah@@edpoe1108 he's the best part
He sucks!
Roald Dahl wrote the screenplay, Nancy Sinatra sung the song- this is a classic, love this film.
For real? That’s pretty wild haha
Roald dahl huh? No shit didnt know
I'm shocked!! 😮
@@msmith7004 And in exchange the creator of James Bond, Sir Ian Fleming, wrote the screenplay for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
I found this channel over the weekend and it’s the GOAT of UA-cam content creators.
The past was doin its beeeeaaasst
M: "Why should we let you join our super secret spy organization?"
Bond: *hits a guy with a couch*
M: "holy shit, you're in."
6:04 Jamie, can you pull up the "I want to be Ninja" video.😂
The subtle yellow facing of Sean Connery will always be one of my favorite moments in cinema.
And…less than a minute into the video and I’ve snorted my drink outta my nose from laughing. Yup, time to subscribe 😂
You Only Live Twice opening song by Nancy Sinatra is the best after Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger. Fight me on this. John Barry did all the magic with it with all those strings in the orchestra. Beautiful!
5:30 “Lorne Michaels voice.” 🤣 I love how Mike Meyers did that.
The last 3rd of this film is the Hank Scorpio episode of the simpsons.
where do you think Groening et al got the inspiration? lol
😂😂😂😂😂
lol this is the Alan Partridge “stop doing Bond wrong” bit
Except you have to listen to Alan Partridge - like his friends,
I'd rather watch America's Strongest Man.
"they're really green eggs and hamming ass for him..."
One of my favorite newly discovered channels! Keep it up!
The 1st 16 seconds is PROLIFIC!!!!!😂😂😂😂
The big guy Bond fought was The Rock's grandfather, Peter Maivia.
How time flies...
Quote from this film: "In Japan, men always come first. Women come second."
Surprised you didn't mention it here.
and... im moving to japan
"or sometimes not at all."
"..has to be second, 'cause i ain't fuck'n any other mammal"- Jim Neighbors
@@thenightrider2121 "oh REALLY, Austin!"
The past was doing its best...leave em alone...!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I sing along to your theme sing everytime 🤷🏻♀️💯
me too. it's so good. LEAVE EM ALONE.... LEAVE EM ALONE!!.... LEAVE EM ALONE!!! incredible musicality
Cant wait until you do Moonraker with Dr. Goodhead 😂
I only just discovered you guys like an hour ago but like holy fuck this is funny stuff. It's like watching dubs, and watching these movies but without having to spend an hour and a half.
3:06 "he TRIED to kill me with a FORKLIFT! (olé)"
IYKYK
Was thinking the same thing
Can’t wait for Live and Let Die 😂😂😂
James Bond in Harlem, let's DO this!
The best behind the scenes story from this movie was that the girl who played Kissy Suzuki was originally going to play Aki. However, she wasn't picking up English very fast, so they were going to let her go. She informed the producers that if they fired her, she would kill herself by jumping off the roof of the hotel she was staying in. So, they relented and kept her and switched her to playing Kissy and the other girl to playing Aki. Some of the behind the scenes stuff was as crazy as the film itself.
This is the best thing on UA-cam right now
It's funny knowing this was filmed in Thailand because i see the country flag everywhere
That was Himeji castle though.
So is 2025 just going to be an entire year of you two ripping into the James Bond franchise?
If so, I'm here for it.
One of the best 007 films.
This was one of my favorite Connery bond movies because of the gyrocopter fight😂😂😂
You guys should do "some like it hot" Im pretty sure that's the name of the movie. Its an old movie from early 60s maybe late 50s? It has Marilyn Monroe in it. That movie is hilarious and would love to hear your guys' take on it
"no body's perfect" lmao
There is a really old film I think called Citizen Caned about a man who buys a newspaper, then he lives in a massive castle where he makes his wife do jigsaw puzzles all the time. Then, when he dies he asks for some bud, and a man tries to find out whether he meant beer or weed, I think that's how it goes.
They should do "the wizard of oz" Im pretty sure that's the name of the movie. Its an old movie from early 40s maybe late 30s? It has Judy Garland in it. That movie is lovely and would love to hear their take on it.
@@hypomediocrity hahaha I watched it in tenth grade English and the class was quoting that line for the rest of the year
@@warman1944 lol I'm sure you would
the big guy he hits with the couch is The Rock's Grandfather. In the books he gets Kissy Suzuki pregnant and she had a child, bond's estranged son who grew up to be a banker. Bond's son is assassinated and Bond goes to investigate his apartment but nothing comes of it. This was in the short story "James Bond in New York"
James Bond sounds like a goofy investment
You guys should do "Fido" its a movie about a boy in the "50"ish era and his pet zombie,its bizarre in the best way.
I love that movie! In my top 10 percent of movies. But not sure if it is right for this channel. That movie was intentional schlock. This is more of a "what were they thinkng" type movie critique channel.
In Japan men come first and women come second, if they come at all.
Do all the bond films
Some movies age like wine. Others like milk.
James Bond movies age like raw fish.
The "capsule in space" music by John Barry is awsome!!
Thoroughly enjoyed this clip even if you completely dissed one of my favorite films. Great work! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
so many old movies id rather hear your summary than actually watch. 😂 🍻
I'm really catching up on our culture.😂
I watched all of the 007 films consecutively a few years ago, but I jumped around in the series. In this movie, the actor who plays his friend is Charles Gray. The actor would later go on to play Blofeld as well. But, confusingly, in my timeline, he already had, so I spent the entire movie thinking that the character was secretly Blofeld and had faked his death, but then Donald Pleasance is revealed to be Blofeld, and I was utterly lost.
God I love these. These are seriously my favorite videos on youtube -
That was a big jump from him being buried then being alive after his corpse has been taken…
This was hilarious! I just stumbled across your channel recently and I can't stop watching! The formula you have is amazing, keep up the great work!
4:06 James Bond: Ultimate F*ck Boy!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You guys keep hitting it out of the park. This was like Tropic Thunder but yellow instead of black. I must have suppressed my memory of that part. 😂
This is the first video of yours I've watched and I died laughing multiple times
This channel makes me so happy 😂😂😂
@3:49 exactly 😂 that's like saying you found out the secret recipe for salt
8:35
The ninjas are all dressed like the Putty Patrol
I love the way aircraft immediately enter a dive and make the Stuka siren sound when the engine quits in movies. Imagine my surprise when I got to fly with a friend in his Cessna 182 and the aircraft just went very quiet and gently glided when the engine was idled.
"More bad news from outer space"
"I don't think he's even trying to do the mission. "
This is every James Bond movie, TBH.
Not gonna lie. I dont think i can get wrong what year the man got the moon anymore.
Gonna mark this one as educational content
James Bond was doing his best, leave him alone! ;)
Do "A Boy and His Dog" for the most messed up post apocalypse chauvinism
I just found your channel yesterday and now your doing uploads of one of my favorite movies franchises 🤘🤘
Without the epic music you realise just how goofy this movie is.
A light snack at tiffanys 😂
The ridiculousness of this specific Bond movie made it my absolute favorite thing in the world when I was 10 years old and didn't understand racism. The bed flipped into the wall! And they shot him! Now they're shooting him into the ocean! Now they're picking him up! Now he's getting briefed about astronauts being kidnapped! When you were ten this had it all.
The little Nellie sequence was awesome.
"So now his yellow face is off"
Awwww 😂😂😂😂😂😂
HOW IS THIS A BOND A MOVIE ???? BOND GETS MARRIED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLOT JUST SO HE COULD STOP TERRORISM ???
3:05
"He tried to kill me with a fork-lift, OLE!"
"You pegged him. You tried to kill him!"--Abigail Thorn's reaction to SPECTRE 11's encounter with Bond.
Flew in here like a plane on a stick through a warehouse
None of us randomly found this channel by accident, as some have suggested. No, UA-cam has selected you to watch it as part of their grand double-secret probation mind control experiment. I'm just not sure where UA-cam is going with this, but it is at once both nefarious and hilarious. But anyway, I subscribed. Dammit UA-cam!!!
You're videos never fail to entertain me and make me laugh my ass off. I think i'm gonna have to join your patreon because you're fucking hilarious.
He hits him with a couch...😅😂😅
"Space Lazure"--Dr Evil 😅😂😅
James Bond got BURIED AT SEA and came back to life? The old days were weird.
You guys could do every Bond movie and find comedy gold in each one.
5:02 dang they really hand him the same picture twice 😂 no zoom on the second one or anything.
Fun Fact: In the Ian Fleming James Bond novel on which "You Only Live Twice" was based, James Bond has a son with Kissy Suzuki.
Bond loses his memory after he conceives the child with Miss Suzuki and he leaves Japan before she can tell him she is pregnant. The child's name is James Suzuki and he's the only child James Bond is known to her fathered in his numerous romantic affairs.
Moving them around like priests 😂😂😂
That's The Rock's Grampa, High Chief Peter Maivia, the guard Bond hits with a couch.
Can't believe they would steal stuff from Dr. Evil
I was super into Bond as a pre teen and they are both amazing as action movies… and as comedies.
I would love to see you guys cover Naked Lunch, that would be absolutely nuts😂
That was the very first Bond movie i ever watched. Got me hooked to Bond films.
I knew we were in for it with this from the insano “marriage” plot line
Omg do trading places!
This is the most regular review I've seen so far on this channel.
I'll be the first to admit that "Japanese" Sean Connery is pretty ridiculous, but the ending with an army of ninjas attacking a huge volcano lair is awesome, so I love this movie.
‘I cracked the J in PBJ’
Sweet Aki, future coverage of never-problematic actors like Sean Connery will be a gold mine.
Extremely hilarious commentary! I also laughed at the thought of blowing up the Pac-Man satellite right next to the capsule he was trying to save because the shrapnel would doom the American capsule. But Bond was doing his best...